01x19 - Quiz Quagmire: Part 1

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What's wrong?

You've been spacing out for a while now.

It's nothing, really...

Are you still feeling sleepy?

Just who the heck was that...?

Yuuya-kun, are you...

good at quizzes?

Q-quizzes?

Okay! Now on to the next question!

Question:

What instrument was Sherlock Holmes good at?

Solving mysteries!

Kyuuandou-san that was fast!

Violin!

That's correct!

Huh?

Yuuya-oniichan, you got it wrong again!

Well he's a detective, isn't he!?

Shouldn't he be good at solving mysteries?

He said "instrument," didn't he? You need to think it through!

Give me a break!

Next question:

The Earth's dia-

Kyuuandou-san!

, kilometers!

That's correct!

The question was: What is the Earth's diameter?

And with that your winner is...

Kyuuandou Eita-san!

Wow! He answered it right when he started reading the question!

He's really well-known right now!

He's won every quiz show he's been on,

and he's being called the Universe of Knowledge!

Unlike a certain someone...

Don't look at me when you say that!

Kyuuandou-san, what do quizzes mean to you?

To put it shortly, life!

Knowledge is an acclimated by your day to day struggles...

and among those, the correct and incorrect answers to life are found!

That's what I think!

And as for Yuuya-oniichan, who only gets incorrect answers...

Stop looking at me like you're pitying me!

I don't care about quizzes at all!

...is what I said, but I ended up watching quiz shows until the sun came up.

But I ended up getting almost all of the questions wrong...

I-it's not like being bad at quizzes...

has any effect on my Entertainment Duels!

Hmm, I wonder about that!

Huh?

Please sit on the chairs properly.

Born from the discovery of implementing mass into Solid Vision, Action Duels!

Born from the discovery of implementing mass into Solid Vision, Action Duels!

Duels where the field, monsters and the Duelists' become one,

pulls the crowd into the maelstrom of crazed excitement!

Believe Believe Electric Buddies!

Believe! Believe!

Believe! Believe!

Believe! Believe!

Believe! Believe!

You! Forget winning or losing, your best card.

You! Speed full throttle, heart pounding, on the game!

Dan Dan Dan Dan Done! Done! Done! Done!

Dan Dan Dan Dan Done! Done! Done! Done!

Swaying m-m-m-mind!

Pendulum of the Soul, Ultimate Confusion

The urge, Got it got it!

The battles are for real! A true revolution!

Just breakin' the wall!

Ride on now!

Believe! Believe!

Everybody goin' Break through that wall!

You're gonna beat it beat-!

Those infinite futures, throw your hesitation away!

Make it make it! Bring out your courage! (break it now!)

Step ahead! Step it up! Do it now!

The fun has just begun! So come on, anyone can be a believer!

Believe Believe Electric Buddies!

Believe Believe Biri Biri Biri Buddies!

Believe! Believe!

Believe! Believe!

Believe! Believe!

Believe! Believe!

You! Kachi makejanai saikyou no card

You! Speed zenkai, harahara, On The Game!

Dan Dan Dan Dan Done! Done! Done! Done!

Dan Dan Dan Dan Done! Done! Done! Done!

Yureru m-m-m-mind!

Tamashii no Pendulum, kyuukyoku Confusion

Shoudo ga Got it Got it!

Shoubu ha gachigachi honki Revolution!

Just breakin' the wall!

Ride on now!

Believe! Believe!

Everybody goin' kabe wo tsukiyabure!

You're gonna beat it beat-!

mugendai no future mayoi ha buttobase

Make it make it! yuuki dashite (Break it now!)

Step ahead! Fumidaseyo Do it now!

otanoshimi ha korekarada! So daremo ga believer!

Believe Believe Beli-Beli-Beli Buddies!

How will Yuuya fare against the countless tricky questions!?

How will Yuuya fare against the countless tricky questions!?

His next opponent is a Quiz Duelist!

His next opponent is a Quiz Duelist!

Universe of Knowledge!! Kyuuandou Eita!

Universe of Knowledge!! Kyuuandou Eita!

Let's go!

Yeah...

Isn't Meiseki School...

A really famous prep-school?

That's right!

Whether they're scholars, politicians, or any field of scholar, the top class of any field has come from this school!

You could call it the school that cultivates those who succeed at the game of life!

I see...

Of course, they've invested their resources into raising Duelists as well.

Knowledge is....!!

NUMBER ONE!

The correct answer is...?!

ONLY ONE!

Ah! You're-!

Our school's best of the best, the king of quizzes!

The Universe of Knowledge, Kyuuandou Eita!

It seems you know of me.

I'm honored.

I've seen videos of your Pendulum Summoning myself.

Nice to meet you.

Yeah! I've seen your quiz shows as well!

Let's have a fun match today!

Nice to-

Now then!

A question for you!

Huh!?

A question?

It pertains to the "nice to meet you" greeting you just used.

How do you say it in French?

In French!?

You have seconds!

seconds!?

Uh... uhm...

Y-yo...

Yorei...

hoshiku?

INCORRECT!

The answer is...

Merci d'avance!

Merci?!

Incorrect...

You're incorrect, Sakaki-kun!

You don't even know French...

and you tried to say "nice to meet you" to me!

Wh-what's your problem?!

Well sorry for not knowing it was merci!

Oh pardon me, that was rude.

Everyone has things they're good and not good at after all.

I'm good at solving riddles too, you know!

Well, I look forward to seeing that!

By the way what aren't you good at?

Aside from French that is.

There's no reason for me to tell you that!

Oh come now, I'll tell you what mine are as well.

Science and math.

Oh? Science and math, you say...

So? What are yours?

What I'm not good at? Me?

There isn't anything AT ALL OF COURSE!

There isn't!?

My strong points are that I don't have anything that I'm bad at!

Because after all I'm perfect! Impeccable!

Don't lie!

There's no way that's-

It's a fact.

Pertaining to knowledge, there is nothing that Kyuuandou is bad at!

That's how it is.

My dear weak-at-science-and-math Sakaki-kun.

Go! Direct attack!

I have been defeated.

Amazing... it was over in an instant.

So is this what they call "checkmate?"

It was kinda fun, but not very satisfying...

I'm going to get stronger as well!

No... I have to!

I'm sure that Yuuya's Duel has started already...

Do your best!

Thank you for waiting!

We shall begin the Duel now!

First off is Meiseki's Ace!

The ever-expanding Universe of Knowledge!

Quiz Master: Kyuuandou Eita!

Knowledge is...

NUMBER ONE!

Facing him is the successor of Entertainment Duels and Pendulum Summoning Pioneer...

Sakaki Yuuya!

Yuuya-niichan!

Action Field: On!

Field Magic: Quiz Frontier!

Activate!

Knowledge is Light! Knowledge is Love! Use knowledge as a w*apon to clear your way to success in life!

The Success Frontier!

True to its name, it is Meiseki School's pride and joy, the Quiz Frontier!

Q-Quiz Frontier!?

That's right!

My personal best field, one that requires knowledge!

Of course, it's the Field where I can shine the brightest and display my abilities the best!

I wonder how Yuuya-kun's Entertainment Dueling will fare inside this Quiz Field...

Duelists locked in battle!

Kicking against the earth and dancing in the air alongisde their monsters!

They storm through this field!

Behold! This is the newest and greatest evolution of Dueling!

Action!

a

DU{&HCCF&}EL!

DU{bordHEAD&}EL!

A question for you all!

Who will be going first in this Duel?

Kyuuandou!

Correct!

My turn!

I summon Quiz Monkey from my hand!

A monster with ATK?

Zero is the beginning of everything,

as well as the endpoint for everything!

Zero itself means infinite possibilities!

I set one card and end my turn.

Yuuya-oniichan, that's just a bluff!

Now then, I'm looking forward to your specialty Pendulum Summoning!

If you can do it, that is.

My turn, Draw!

I summon Entermate Bowhopper!

Alright a monster with ATK!

Let's go! Battle Phase!

Bowhopper!

Attack Quiz Monkey!

Quiz Monkey's effect activates!

When this monster battles, the opponent must answer:

How many Quiz monsters will remain on the Field at the end of the Battle Phase?

Huh?

If they answer correctly, the opponent will gain Life Points!

If they answer incorrectly, I am able to Special Summon this card from my Graveyard,

and destroy one monster on my opponent's Field!

Then it will gain the same ATK/DEF as the destroyed monster.

Now give me your answer!

Umm...

Yeah...

Wuh?

What?

Like I said, guess how many Quiz monsters will be on the field at the end of the Battle Phase!

Your Quiz Monkey's ATK is !

There's no way Bowhopper with ATK will lose!

Of course, the answer is zero!

Sakaki-kun's answer was zero!

Is that the correct answer...?

Alright, now I am right!

Is how I made it seem! I activate the Continuous Trap: But Wait!

Once per turn, I can negate the destruction of one my Quiz monsters in battle!

As well as making the battle damage zero!

Huh!?

The Battle Phase is over!

Oh, what's this?

Sakaki-kun's answer was there would be zero monsters remaining.

But wait!

There is one Quiz Monkey still remaining on my field!

Too bad, you're incorrect!

And thus, Bowhopper is destroyed!

With that, Quiz Monkey gains the same ATK as Bowhopper!

Tch, Yuuya-oniichan would've been right if he had answered one...

No, the results would've been the same.

If Yuuya-oniichan had answered one, he wouldn't have activated the trap and just let the monster be destroyed.

No matter which answer I chose, I would've been incorrect!

Oh? Look at that, you're correct for once!

Whether you were correct or incorrect was all up to me!

Me having the initiative, that is correct!

You having any kind of advantage, that is incorrect!

I end my turn.

Now then, here is a question for you.

Who is the unsightly duelist that will be receiving damage from a direct attack this turn?

What's this?

I'm giving you a really easy question this time, though...

The answer is YOU, Sakaki Yuuya-kun!

My turn, Draw!

That's right, you can only rely on Action Cards now!

Battle Phase!

I make a direct attack with Quiz Monkey!

I got it!

Action Trap, Activate!

Welcome!

Quiz Action!

An Action Trap!?

This Action Card recovers damage,

Yes!

but that's only if they answer the quiz correctly!

Huh? A quiz?!

If you answer incorrectly, instead of recovering damage, you will lose LP!

What?!

All Action Cards on this Field activate depending on if you're correct or incorrect!

All of them are quiz questions!

I will truly shine!

Is that even allowed?!

Now then, let's begin.

The Genre is Science for !

Science!?

There is a cup full of water.

There is ice floating in the water.

When the ice melts, will the water overflow or not overflow?

Which is it?

Overflow!

HUH!?

Incorrect.

I look forward to your next attempt!

Wai-!

And now Quiz Monkey's direct attack!

That was an amazing display of stupidity!

It was truly refreshing!

This card can be Special Summoned from my hand when a Quiz Monster deals battle damage.

I Special Summon Sphinquiz!

As long as there is a Quiz monster on my field, this card can't be targeted for an attack!

Battle Phase!

I make a direct attack with Sphinquiz!

This is wonderful!

You're awful at quizzes, and awful at Duels!

Damn it!

I respectfully end my turn.

My turn!

As long as Quiz Monkey and But Wait's effects apply, there isn't anything I can do...

Then I have to do something about it with an Action Card!

I just drew Science, which I'm bad at, but...

If I draw any other genres...!

Run! Run!

But I'll be beating you to the punch!

I'll have you experience being red-faced with shame again and again!

First come first served!

Action Trap: Activate!

Welcome!

Quiz Action!

If you get it right, you'll gain LP!

The genre is... Riddles for !

Question: What is inside the treasure box of a Tanuki?

Nothing!

Correct!

You gain LP!

It's because it took the "ta" out of takara!

I know that!

On to the next one!

I've got it!

Action Trap: Activate!

If you get it right, you'll gain LP!

The genre is... Riddles for !

Question: What is a contest in which the loser is laughing at the end?

A staring contest!

Correct!

You gain LP!

I knew that one too!

I'm going to keep on going!

Action Trap: Activate!

Give it a rest.

Oh... yes, of course.

If you get it right, you'll gain LP.

The genre is... Riddles for .

Question: Which is sunnier, the road or a sidewalk?

The sidewalk!

Correct!

Road sounds similar to shadow in English!

So the shadow is darker!

I didn't know that one...

LP...

This is really bad!

Damn, if that's how it's going to be, then...

I have to get that Action Card!

Action Trap: Activate!

If you get the answer right, you'll gain LP.

The opposite will happen if you are incorrect.

Alright!

The genre is... Math for !

Huh!? Math!?

Question: If you place down a pillar every meters,

how many pillars would fit in meters?

I know this one!

divided by is so the answer is pillars!

Wuh-Wait!

The correct answer is pillars!

Huh!?

If you had just taken some time to think about it, you'd get it...

Next one!

Found one!

Question! The genre is Math for !

There are two dice and you roll a six on the first one.

What is the probability that the other roll is also a six?

Umm... there's two sixes so....

times!

Sheesh...

He didn't even understand the meaning of the question, did he...

Question: The genre is Science for !

Between kg of steel and kg of cotton, which is heavier?

Cotton! It's cotton, of course! I won't fall for this one!

Yuuya-niichan...

Listen to the question properly...

Even I knew the answer to that one...

I feel sorry for you pulling all the genres you're bad at!

The only ones he pulled were the riddles that I'm good at!

He made sure to get rid of them before I could find them.

By doing that, the only quizzes left will be ones I'm bad at!

Damn it!

Now then a question for you,

Just who is the pathetic Duelist that will rot embarassingly in the upcoming true Quiz Hell?

True hell!?

Action Card activate!

The heaven of all forms of knowledge!

Guide the witless to hell!

Quiz Frontier: Extra Stage!

The correct answer is YOU!

Sakaki Yuuya!

Now, catch the dreams dancing in your heart

and release those overflowing tears.

Step out onto your first Field,

to experience that miraculous Fabulous One Step!

I've realized that strength isn't something that's given.

It's something you get bit by bit.

Then you better get moving, staying still won't get you anything.

Even if walls or the wind bar your way.

Use courage as your trump card!

Draw it and take one step forward,

Believe in this story of victory!

I'll take anyone who challenges me on My Way!

being tested is what it means to be a Duelist!

Whenever it gets tough that's when you

Smile, Jump, Fight and Step Up!

Use smiles as your energy to

kick away those feelings to run away!

Leap forward onto that new Field.

A Shiny One Step that continues on into the future.

Just one! Just one is fine! That'll be your Big Chance!!

Ima mune odoru yume Catch

Koboreru namida Release

Fumidaseyo hajimete no Field

kiseki ni autame no Fabulous One Step

Kidzuitanda tsuyosa ha ataerareru mono janai

Hitotsudzu sou tsukami torunda

Nara sugu ugokanakucha jittoshite nanteirannai

Kabe ga kaze ga yuku tehaban demo

Yuukitte kirifuda

Draw shite ippomae he

Shinjiru shouri no Story

Dare mo chousenchuu My Way

tamesareteiru Duelist

Tsurai shunkankoso

Smile Jump Fight and Step Up!

Hohoemi ga Energy

nigetai kimochi ni ha Kick

Tobikomuyo atarashii Field

mirai he to tsudzuku Shiny One Step

Ippo tatta ippo de ii sore ga Big Chance

This is a Card Illustration Question:

How many teeth does the Pot of Greed have?

Huh!? There's no way I'd remember that!

The answer was twenty!

Now the next question!

How many people are being blown away in the card Heavy Storm?

That's an easy one!

Two!

Wrong!

Huh!?

Next time on Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V:

Difficult Questions!? Attack Duel Quiz!!

Difficult Questions!? Attack Duel Quiz!!

Difficult Questions!? Attack Duel Quiz!!

So what was the answer to the quiz?

You'll have to look forward to finding out next time!

What is this true hell that Kyuuandou spoke of!?

What is this true hell that Kyuuandou spoke of!?

Yuuya, fighting a close battle of Duels and Quizzes!

Yuuya, fighting a close battle of Duels and Quizzes!