05x08 - Father of the Bride

[bunniefuu]

Stephanie messed up big-time at work.

Steph, I don't have the stuff for the sh**t.

I'm just having my lunch break right now.

Okay, it's fine. I'll just figure it out on my own.

- 'Well, can't they just--' - Great job, Steph. Great job.

And Kelly told me, I had to deal with it.

I'm not gonna fire her. You're gonna have to do it.

Think guillotine. Like...

But I hadn't gotten around to it yet.

- You think Davis talked to her? - I don't know.

Audrina tried to end things with Justin for good.

I can't do this anymore.

Don't get into it with me right now.

That's it. I came to say good-bye.

And she was ready to focus on work for a while.

♪ I'm fallin' to pieces ♪♪

Heidi and Spencer had had more downs than ups lately.

Why are you looking at my phone?

Because you have secrets

and shady stuff in your phone.

You two are on completely different pages.

But now Heidi needed Spencer on his best behavior

because a very special visitor was coming to town.

Hey.

Hello, dear.

What's up? What's up?

My dad is coming into town.

Not my stepdad, Tim, my real dad.

And he's never met a boyfriend before.

You're the first.

He's, like, really cowboy...manly man.

So, what has he said?

Like, did he freak out that we

almost got married in Mexico?

Yeah, he totally freaked out and said

that if you ever wanted to marry me

you'd have to get his permission.

So, you're gonna kinda have to explain that to him.

Can you give me some pointers, so I can get on his good side?

Yeah, be nice.

I mean, he's, like, a real

a real-deal cowboy.

I would be shocked if he comes out

without his g*n, you know?

- Are you being serious? - Yeah.

I mean, you never met a dad like my dad.

So anyways, I gotta go.

But just think about that.

- This is gonna be so much fun. - 'Love you.'

Love you. Can't wait to meet your dad.

[door closes]

♪ This is our life ♪

♪ The look in your eyes ♪

♪ Says we can go all the way ♪

♪ Been losing my mind ♪

♪ Broken inside ♪

♪ I want you to take my breath away ♪♪

[Audrina] 'This video sh**t's gonna be cool.'

I know. Another round with the white tie affair.

It's cool that we've been doing so good

they're actually letting us work

more and more with the artists.

Yeah. What happened last time with this band?

Like, didn't, I wasn't there.

Oh, at the Roosevelt. Stephanie and Sean--

- Oh, really? - Kinda hit it off.

She's actually stopping by later just to see him.

[Chiara] Didn't you say something about how you

'thought the lead singer was cute?'

He's pretty cute.

- Hi. - Hey.

We actually need to get these guys to set really quick.

So if you could help, just get 'em outfitted.

- Okay. - 'Thanks.'

- I'll help you put it on. - We're all excited.

By the time the sh**t's over

you are gonna be sick of hearing this song.

Yeah.

- Let's do this rock and roll. - Okay.

♪ Seven days since I've seen your face ♪

♪ Seven nights I've laid to waste ♪

♪ I'm burnin' out now ♪

♪ I'm sick and tired of bein' ♪

♪ Sick and tired ♪

♪ Somebody turn the lights on ♪

♪ Somebody tell me what's wrong ♪

♪ I'd be lying... ♪♪

Guys in bands are so promiscuous.

I've never dated a guy in a band.

I have, but it's like

unless you really trust them

or go on tour with them, it's way too hard.

'Cause girls, like, throw themselves at them.

- Ow! - Oh, my God, you scared me.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

I couldn't get out of work.

- 'Girls, isn't this cool?' - This is crazy.

I've never been to a music video set.

- Hey. - Hi, guys.

- Hi! - Do you remember Stephanie?

- How are you? - Here's your coffee.

- You think this is cold? - What?

- They're from Chicago. - Oh, my God.

- I was just in Chicago. - When?

I went last weekend.

You know what, if you just call us next time

we'll tell you where to go.

Yeah, if you guys are gonna be here.

'We're always going out.'

We're in town for the weekend

so we should hang out or something.

Cool. Yeah.

- We're sh**ting again, bro. - Nice.

- Alright. - We're sh**ting again?

- You talked me into it. - Alright, guys, break a leg.

They're so nice.

♪ I wanna run into your arms ♪

♪ Run into your arms ♪

♪ Run into your arms ♪

♪ I wanna be right where you are ♪

♪ Be right where you are ♪

♪ Be right there with you... ♪♪

[Heidi] 'Are you nervous to meet my dad?'

How do you think he's gonna respond to me

trying to marry you without his permission?

Let's just say I've always been

way more scared of my dad than my mom.

'You want like a code to get outta here'

'if he scares you too much or something?'

- Hello. - Hey!

- Hey. - How are you guys?

- Good. How are you? - Hey.

- Spencer. - How are you?

- Good to meet you. - Nice meeting you, buddy.

- Hi, daddy. - Hey, sweetheart.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to finally meet you guys.

[Heidi] 'Hi, Terri.'

'Thank you.'

Thank you.

[Heidi] 'I was telling Spencer that'

he is the first boyfriend you've ever met.

- 'That's true.' - Yep.

[Spencer] 'I heard a great story from Holly'

that when, uh, Holly was eight years old

she said she had a eight-year-old boyfriend

that liked her and you told the eight-year-old

that you'd pull his esophagus out if he hurt her.

I was like, "Oh, I can't wait to meet your dad, Heidi."

Well, I know you wanted to meet him too

because last you heard was--

The elopement.

Yeah. It, uh, was Mexico.

- Stay away from tequila. - Yep.

So when do you think you might get married?

You guys needed to meet, first of all.

Yeah, definitely need to get the approval.

Yep, my baby.

I'm-- You know, I did bring my shotgun.

You better be careful.

[laughs]

I'm on my best behavior these days

post-fallout with, uh, Darlene.

What, what transpires with that? I mean...

Holly recently told me that I remind Darlene a lot of you.

Well, we've kind of had our ups and downs.

And mom wasn't too happy when Spencer got in a fight

'with this guy who was starting trouble between us.'

So I say to this guy "You really do this?"

And he gets in my face, and he's like, "Yeah."

You know, "What are you gonna do?"

And that's when I, you know

massaged his face a little bit, lightly.

Well, you know, there comes a time

when you have to look out after your-your family.

Maybe that's the code of the West. But, you know--

I'm gonna move to the West then

'cause that's where I belong.

You know, Spencer and I need to go out

and sh**t g*ns together.

We can even go out and k*ll some

rattlesnakes and some coyotes.

You know, gettin' to know each other is an important part.

I love this advice.

This beats Darlene advice

any day of the week.

♪ Is it getting better? ♪

♪ Are you feeling good enough? ♪

♪ Do you really feel like running from... ♪♪

- What is that? Is that you? - Skirt steak.

- Oh, right here. - Right there.

Perfect.

- 'Thanks a lot.' - Thank you.

How's, uh, work goin' with Stephanie?

- Oh, my God. - Uh-oh.

- You're gonna love this. - What happened?

- I have to fire her. - Really?

The thing that just put it over the top was that

I went to a photo-sh**t and I asked her

to pack up the rest of the stuff.

And she missed a section of clothes.

And Kelly was like, "I'm sorry. She screwed up."

Like, "You have to deal with it now."

There's another "I told you so."

Whatever. It's a lesson I learned.

Listen, it's gonna ruin your friendship, guaranteed.

- No. - Well, that, you know--

That's kinda the risk that you did take in the beginning.

- I know. I-I know. - Ha-ha.

I got to do it tomorrow.

Sometimes you gotta suck it up.

[instrumental music]

- 'Thanks for coming.' - 'Yeah.'

[Audrina] You know, it's fun being your, uh...

- What? - Wingman.

- Hi, guys. - What's up?

- How are you? - Good, good.

- You guys made it. - Hi, you guys.

- You too. - Nice.

That looks really hot.

We ordered a couple drinks

and I think she's comin' back.

Are you guys having fun in LA?

- Yeah, I am. - So, where do you guys live at?

- Hollywood. - Up in the hills.

We want to come stay at your place.

- Yeah, really. - There is room.

[Sean] You got room for a band and a trailer?

You do. You have an extra room.

Wait, Steph, don't you have room for us at your place?

No, I don't. We're getting way too ahead of ourselves.

- Let's start off slow. - Yeah.

Hey, do you want another drink?

- We should go get one. - Let's go.

- We'll be right back. - Do you need anything?

- You're good? - I'm gonna leave this here.

- They party hard. - So what's Audrina's story?

Has she got-- Is she seeing anybody?

I, like, never know.

What about you? What do you got going on?

I'm, like, not-- I'm, like kind of dating, but that's it.

Really?

What about you?

Girlfriend?

Like, she lives with you?

I mean, we got a, we got a situation, yeah.

- I mean somethin' like that. - That's crazy.

Yeah.

Lot of, lot of temptation.

You should, like, zip your mouth up.

You're kind of a flirt.

Me?

[Audrina] Hey, we're back.

What?

- How you guys doing over here? - Are we interrupting?

[Stephanie] 'No, not at all.'

We need to get out of here right now.

[Audrina] Sorry, guys.

We gotta get up early tomorrow.

- We're gonna get goin'. - Ah.

[Stephanie] I'm gonna go. Yeah.

♪ If you're ready ♪

♪ Give me highs ♪

♪ And give me lows ♪

♪ Lows lows ♪

♪ 'Cause I... ♪♪

Oh, my God, that guy totally lives with his girlfriend.

- Awkward. - He's hot.

♪ All I'm fakin' ♪

♪ And I live in the life ♪

♪ You're bringin' me love ♪

♪ Love love... ♪♪

[Spencer] 'Little different than steamboat, yeah?'

The only seagulls we have are in-in steamboats is at the dump.

[laughing]

No, the ocean's beautiful.

It really is great.

California's got a lot of cowboy history, too.

So, what are your intentions with Heidi?

I mean, ultimately

live happily ever after with Heidi.

I've never met

or will never meet anyone as special as Heidi.

I'm very protective over her

and you know that.

You know, that's why God invented Colt .s.

That's why he did that. That's why.

I knew there was a reason for those beautiful pistols.

But I want to make sure that she has the best.

Part of being the best is, of course

having the family supporting you.

And Darlene will come around.

It will happen.

I think that that's what

you need to focus on.

I mean, the one thing I can guarantee you

I'm in a place where I already know

the repercussions of hurting Heidi

and, you know, what cowboy Bill Montag would do to me.

And I don't think you have any worries about

you know, my intentions with Heidi.

'I mean, what would you say if I wanted to marry her?'

You know, I wouldn't come after you.

But I'll tell you right now that

'the most important thing is'

y-you just need to treat her well

and be there for her.

'That's the most important thing of all.'

The thing of it is that

you'd be the loser if you lost Heidi.

That's for sure.

That's a very true statement.

Yep.

- A very true statement. - Yep.

Remember that your father-in-law carries a big g*n.

Oh, I-I--

Trust me. It's in the back of my head at all times.

♪ Well seems like we were always searching ♪

♪ And no one said it's ever perfect ♪

♪ Ever perfect... ♪♪

Hi.

I think there was an accident on the ten.

It took me so long

just to get over on this side of town.

Really?

- That's no good. - I know.

How's work this morning?

It's good. Um...

So I have to talk to you about

the other day when Kelly was here.

She did know about the, um, sh**t.

She obviously wasn't very happy about that.

And she's a little bit concerned right now

and feels like she might not have time to train somebody.

So she-she doesn't think that

she can have you working here anymore.

[sniffling] I'm, like-- This is, like, being fired right now.

'Even though I'm just interning?'

- Please don't be upset, Steph. - I'm not.

It's okay. I pro-- Steph, I'll help you get another job.

No, I totally get it.

Oh, God.

It just sucks.

- I mean-- - No.

I'm really sorry that I made you look bad.

No, it's not. And you didn't, like--

I mean, it's just hard when you, like, you know

you like, mess up and, like, you know...

Obviously these are the consequences and like...

But, Steph, it's just, like, the situation right now.

It's awkward. Should I leave right now or...

I mean, I don't think you want to stay if you're upset.

I feel like an idiot.

[sniffles]

Steph, come here.

Please don't cry.

I'm really sorry.

I know. I'm sorry, okay?

♪ I'll change it all ♪

♪ I'll change it all for you ♪

♪ If I can do it ♪♪

[instrumental music]

♪ Why can't I go out ridin' ♪

♪ Can't I go out ridin' at night ♪

♪ Magic city what do you mean ♪

♪ Why can't I go out ridin' ♪

♪ Can't I go out ridin' at night... ♪♪

- Hey. - Hi.

- You okay? - No. Thank you for meeting me.

Of course. What's up? What's wrong?

I don't even know, like, what news to break first.

Start with the most recent.

Oh, my God.

I got fired.

What do you mean you got fired?

Lauren fired me.

- Why? - Kelly is, like, sadistic.

It was, like, some, like, sick, like game

or something to have, like, your friend fire you.

I'm sorry. We'll find something for you.

- I'll keep my eyes open. - Here's the thing.

Before that there was this band

called "White Tie Affair."

Audrina and Chris and Sean and I

two of the guys from the band, we all went to Silver Lake.

So we're, like, having a good time

and then he just drops the gnarliest b*mb on me.

What?

That he has a live-in girlfriend.

- 'No.' - Yes.

- No. - Yes.

- How disgusting. - I was dying.

I was dying.

[Heidi] 'It's so weird 'cause, like'

this is, like, the first good week

I've had in months.

Why?

Because of all that crazy

Stacie stuff that was going on.

And now, finally, like

she's out of the picture and my dad is here.

'And that is such a good thing.'

And him and Spencer get along.

- 'Your real dad?' - My real dad.

- What's his name, Bill? - Bill.

So I'm so sorry this is so bad for you.

Well, what is this gonna do with my friendship with Lauren?

[Lo] 'Have you talked to Stephanie since you fired her?'

'Do you think it's gonna affect your guys' friendship?'

She cried.

Did she cry in front of the whole office?

- Yes. - Oh, God.

I don't know if I've ever made somebody cry before.

'I feel like I just told her, like'

her boyfriend cheated on her.

You know, at the end of the day

she did put you in a tough situation

and you did what you have to do.

♪ Who is gonna save me ♪

♪ 'Cause I can't reach the stars on my own ♪

♪ My hero ♪

♪ Somebody fighting for me ♪

♪ Who's gonna catch me ♪♪

[Heidi] 'I don't wanna go on the Ferris wheel.'

'I'm scared of heights.'

[Spencer] Ferris wheels are fun.

I'm trying to be romantic, dear.

Hello.

- How are you? - I'll have you two over here.

Uhh.

- Whoa! - Oh!

- 'It's shaky.' - 'It's shaky.'

[Heidi] 'Brr.'

- 'I'm scared.' - 'I hope we're good.'

[Heidi] 'Oh, we're high!'

'Ooh, we're high!'

'Oh, Spency.'

'Oh, Spence.'

[Heidi shrieks]

Why are we stopping?

'Cause, uh, your man knows people, babe. That's why.

Well, can you tell them to keep going?

Because I don't want to be stuck up here.

Aah.

So, uh, the other day when your father was here--

Yeah?

Down the beach, over there staying.

Oh, yeah, right over there.

We went on a little walk

I, uh, I just may have asked him

for permission to marry you.

- No, you didn't. - Yes, I may have.

No. What, did he cut your throat?

Uh, actually, he said "Yes."

So what are your thoughts on

you know, us tryin' the whole marriage thing again?

I feel like we tried that in Mexico

and then I feel like marriage made everything worse.

No, no, no, no.

'I'm very excited about the progress of our relationship.'

I think getting married is just gonna make it

so much better and stronger.

I mean there'd just be a lot of steps to take

before we get married.

A lot needs to happen first.

I mean, you would need to talk to my mom

and apologize to her.

And you'd have to talk to Lauren

and, and figure something out there.

And I mean, I want a big, amazing wedding.

- 'I already know the rules.' - Big white dress.

I want this to be a princess wedding.

Well, I can tell you this much.

I love you more than anything on the entire planet.

And I am ready to make peace with Lauren

to get her to go to a wedding.

I'm willing to work hard to try to get your mom

to see eye to eye with me.

I think the only, you know

thing we're missin' is a legitimate

you know...ring.

♪ Da da da da da ♪♪

[gasping]

Right here. Heidi, will you marry me for real?

Your dream wedding is--

With this ring, yes.

Yes. Huh!

- You like it? - Like it? I love it.

It's my favorite thing in the entire world.

I mean, this makes up for a lot.

You're gonna be my husband!

Forever and ever till death do us part.

Do you hear me? Till death do us part.

Not divorce do us part.

I don't even know what divorce means.

Voila.

♪ Ooh la la ♪

Oh, my God!

♪ Ooh la la la la ♪

♪ Who will I love ♪

♪ Who will I share the test of time ♪

♪ Who will I never leave behind ♪

♪ Baby I love you ♪

♪ Baby I love you ♪♪