05x10 - Something Old, Something New...

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Hills". Aired: May 31, 2006 – July 13, 2010.*
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05x10 - Something Old, Something New...

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[Lauren] Previously on"The Hills..."

They say everything comes full circle

but no one could have guessed we'd end up here.

- To how far we've come. - Cheers.

[Lauren] Audrina had a plan to get Justin's attention.

Audrina stayed with the Brodster.

Did she stay in his room?

[Lauren] But her plan backfired.

If I spent the night in Lauren's room

like you did with Brody

you would freak out, out.

[Lauren] For years, Spencer resisted

Heidi's efforts to change him.

What the * * * are you doing?

[Lauren] Until finally, he decided

tochange himself.

I love you more than anything

and I am ready to make peace with Lauren.

I'm willing to try to get your mom

to see eye to eye with me.

Heidi, will you marry me?

With this ring, yes.

[both laugh]

[Lauren] And after years of fighting

I was ready to forgive Heidi.

[Lauren] 'You were my best friend'

but then you started dating this person

who did really mean things to me

but I still love you.

[Lauren] But I still couldn't go to her wedding.

You think I'm making a really big mistake, don't you?

Yeah, I, I do.

It makes me really sad to watch you give up

everything else in your life.

[Lauren] And after all I've been through with my friends

relationships and career

I was ready for a big change.

Now, Lo and I were moving out ofour house.

But I have some unfinished business

to attend tobefore I could say good-bye.

[Lo] 'Knock, knock.'

Hi. What you doin'?

[Lauren] 'Procrastinating.'

Procrastinating...

- Packin' my room. - 'Packin'? Yeah.'

I feel like we have to do something before you move out.

Like, invite everybody over.

One last time, so they can say good-bye to our home.

Do you remember our first crazy party

was Audrina's birthday?

There was nudey men in our pool

and there were Mohawks and Lucite heels

in my backyard and I didn't really know what was going on.

Well, we should do it one last time.

'I'm excited.'

I'm excited for having people over.

I'm not excited to leave.

I mean, what's next, though?

Like, what, really? Like, what's next?

To be honest, for the first time

in a long time, I really don't know.

It's kind of nice

not knowing what I'm gonna do next.

♪ Oh oh oh and baby we're rolling ♪

♪ All night long we're keeping it going ♪

♪ Me and you your heart beats next to mine ♪

♪ b*at b*at b*at b*at ♪

♪ It goes oh oh oh the stereo's pumping ♪

♪ Hand in hand my heart keeps on thumping ♪

♪ Just stay close our hearts they b*at in time ♪♪

I want to have the most extravagant wedding ever.

'I want flowers galore'

I want jewels, diamonds dripping.

And my dress is very, like, swan princess-esque.

So, like, I want real swans there.

That sounds beautiful.

And you want, like, a lot of flowers?

A lot of flowers, all up the aisles

'all over the altar.'

I want it to be like a garden.

What kind of cake do you want?

Like, white chocolate mousse

'truffle vanilla, you know'

with the berries in it, princess cake.

You just named so many flavors.

Like, I want it to be the best cake anyone's ever had

'because that's the most important part'

you know, of the whole thing really.

Who is your maid of honor?

I think I'm gonna choose Holly.

Wow.

Just because she's been

you know, my sister my whole life

'and this is something she said'

she always really wanted, so I think

I, I don't think it's really a choice.

She's blood, so...

Obviously, you know

I feel like we're really close

and you know, I hope you

understand where I'm coming from.

♪ Out of my hands ♪

♪ Breaking your heart ♪

♪ Letting you go ♪

♪ And it's my fault ♪

♪ Fooling ourselves ♪

♪ There's no easy way out... ♪♪

Well, thank you for, uh, returning my call.

I realize that the last time I saw you

I was very out of line

and I apologize for ever disrespecting you.

I've been going to, uh, therapy.

- That's not easy. - 'Oh, not easy.'

I definitely am, very, trying to be

the opposite of the person you met...before.

I want to believe everything you're saying.

I mean, if everything you're saying is true

you would be the perfect son-in-law.

How can you go from being...

...the way you were

to the way that you're now

claiming that you are, in the matter of, how long?

I just grew up real fast.

I just realized I'm not .

Like, I was holding onto that like, "I'm , still in

the club," you know, but I'm not.

I already did the clubs, I already did all

that sleazy guy thing, you know?

And that's what I got caught up in

'cause that's what I've been doing my whole life, you know?

So I really need to make a new effort.

[Darlene] 'That's huge that you'

'took that step back'

and I very much appreciate that.

To the point where you would consider

maybe...giving me your blessing

towards the wedding?

I give...you my blessings.

Well, thank you very much.

I want to believe that this is

the new and improved Spencer that's here to stay.

♪ Surrender surrender ♪

♪ Surrender ♪

♪ And baby please ♪

♪ Don't let me ♪

♪ Surrender ♪♪

Yay!

[female #] 'Alright! Heidi!'

'Whoo!'

- You're glowing. - 'Am I?'

[Audrina] 'You are. You have this, like, natural glow.'

[Stephanie] 'Oh, my God!'

This is the perfect place to have a bridal shower.

[Stephanie] 'Holly's not even here. She's, like, minutes late.'

Hi!

Hello.

- 'I know.' - 'What's this?'

- Sorry, I'm late, you guys. - 'It's okay.'

[Audrina] 'Which bottle do you want to open, Heidi?'

Um, the most expensive one.

- 'Get a glass ready.' - Oh!

- Yay! - Yay!

Whee!

How many kids do I want?

- 'Four.' - Five.

- 'Three.' - Four, four, four, four, four.

- Four boys. - I want four.

I... No, I want, I think, all boys.

- All boys? - Me too.

I want to be the queen of the throne.

I don't want any little girls

coming up rivalin' me.

- That was me. - 'Rivaling?'

Okay, how did Spencer and I meet?

He stalked you. I know this one.

He sought you out in the club.

Didn't you meet through Kristin Cavallari?

Kristin Cavallari introduced you guys.

- 'Oh, yeah.' - Where?

'Cause Brody and Kristin were dating

and Spencer and Heidi and they all used to hang out.

- Let's do presents. - Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, uh!

[female #] 'Here comes the bride.'

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, I love this.

It says "Just Married" on the butt.

[in unison] 'Oh!'

[Heidi] 'That is honeymoon-elicious.'

Oh, these are so cute.

"Just married" shoes.

[female #] 'But they leave an imprint in the sand'

'that says "Just Married, Just Married."'

- 'No! No way!' - I love this.

Oh, my God, that's the coolest thing I've ever heard of.

Oh, my God.

I don't want you to look at page .

- Aw, that's a good picture. - Oh!

Wedding here, or what are you guys looking for here?

Audrina's like, "what's that book called again?"

Did you guys write down

everything everyone got Heidi

to send thank-you notes?

Holly should be. Is she not?

Oh, yeah, she's the maid of honor.

'How's she gonna send thank-you notes?'

I should have been the maid of honor.

I'll just start doing it.

You guys, thank you so much for all your thoughts.

God bless you all. Thank you so much.

To a lifetime of happiness.

Cheers. Forever and ever and ever.

I said to Spencer, "till death do us part"

so, buddy, that's how you're going.

[female #] 'Emphasis on the death.'

♪ Don't let it fade away ♪♪

[rock music]

Cheers...to you.

Cheers, big ears.

Look how tiny my ears are. Really I have small ears.

I have really tiny ears too.

- 'Wow, you do have small ears.' - Yeah.

You shouldn't trust people with small ears.

- Why? - 'Cause they lie a lot.

Is that really a saying? Where have you heard that?

I just made it up.

I mean, I lie sometimes, so...

Figured, well...

[chuckling]

[Brody] 'Talk to me.'

Heidi showed up at my work.

Wonder what this is about.

♪ Making a mistake ♪

♪ A real big mistake ♪♪

What, uh, what'd she say?

Honestly, when she invited me

it was a little bit awkward

because you want to be, like "oh, my gosh

thank you for inviting me."

Are you gonna do it?

I don't know, I-I mean

we used to talk about her wedding.

I just...it's not about the actual wedding

it's about the commitment she's making.

I think Spencer's making a mistake too.

I think they're just kind of rushing into this.

However, it's his mistake to make.

I feel like while everyone else

is attending a wedding, I'd be attending a funeral.

I mean, the thing that I like to always think about is

regardless of my awkwardness

and how I feel doing it, I try to be the bigger man.

Kind of just say "I don't feel comfortable doing this

"but it means a lot

to this person...why not?"

And we can do, like, when Heidi walks by

I'll do one of these.

[blowing raspberries]

[laughs]

It's funny to talk about.

To actually do it would be awful.

You know that would be funny, though.

[blowing raspberries]

You know we're in a restaurant, right?

And you keep making farting sounds.

[Brody] 'Well...I don't know.'

At the end of the day, whether you support it or not

'I think you need to stop saying'

"I, I can't, I can't, I can't"

and really, really, really think about it.

I think you're gonna regret not going to the wedding.

[instrumental music]

♪ And I like California ♪

♪ 'Cause it's just so Hollywood ♪

♪ The sun is always shining ♪

♪ I wouldn't change it if I could ♪

♪ And I like California... ♪♪

[laughs]

Did you really just come in here with a beer?

[Brody] 'I just ordered one from the front.'

I'm having a great time. What about you?

I guess I'm not on that same page.

Why, 'cause you're getting married?

Oh, so you heard?

I mean, I've heard for a long time now.

I'd love it if you were there to witness

the new Spencer, start his new life

as a changed man.

- You're a changed man? - Yup.

I've been seeing a therapist multiple times a week.

Finding a lot of my insecurities

and issues with myself.

[chuckling]

Glad you find this funny.

You have lost your mind.

[Brody] 'You guys are going to therapy?'

I have a relationship with a beautiful girl.

We have a great time. We don't need to go to therapy.

Because you're not me and I have issues.

'Because of me, we have to go to therapy.'

I'm out of line.

I don't respect other people's feelings.

What has happened to you?

I mean, what...

The old Spencer was sleazy--

The old spencer was funny. You're--

No, no, funny to outside people

not to the people I was hurting.

Do you hear yourself?

[Spencer] 'I mean, you know, Brody'

I just had to, I had to grow up.

I just started looking at everybody as an enemy

and everything and I just took things too...crazy, you know?

Like, not everyone's the enemy.

Like I, you know, I went too far with the whole Lauren thing.

I even called and apologized to her

'cause I was out of line

and you were right by taking her side.

And, you know, I've done a lot of things

to a lot of people that, you know...

It's just... It's not the person I want to be.

I just, you know, if she calls you about it

just let her know it is genuine.

Yeah, I-I do feel bad. Obviously, I don't--

She hates you. She's not gonna ever forgive you.

I don't want her to forgive me.

I want her to at least know that I'm sorry, that's it.

I do feel remorse.

I'm not just cold stone with no heart.

Yeah, you are.

You are, but you just pretend that you're not.

[telephone ringing]

- Hey. - 'Hello.'

Sorry. You're not too busy, are you?

Just checking my emails of the day.

[Lauren] 'I wanted to talk to you about something.'

I'm kind of trying to figure out

what's next, 'cause I feel like

'I've spent three or four years'

learning about fashion, studying it in school

and doing internships.

But I feel like it's time to be a little bit more independent.

I mean, I have learned so much here.

Uh-huh.

I'd barely been in the back stage

of a fashion show before I came here.

I know. I remember when we first met.

[laughs]

I mean, I'd like to forget

when we first met 'cause I cried.

Listen, you've worked at a magazine

you've worked here, you've produced fashion shows

'you've been to New York, you've been to Paris'

you've styled sh**t

'you have a tremendous amount of information...'

Now the next thing is to just maybe let it sit in

and take some time and figure out

what you're gonna do with all of that.

'Some of my happiest times in life is when'

I have nothing to do and I have no plans at all.

But I've never had that.

[Kelly] 'I know, but what a great...

'that's a luxury to not have any plans.'

There's a word in French that says

"Je voudrais flaner avec toi."

'And"flaner"means to walk around'

'aimlessly without a plan.'

You know, maybe you need toflaner.

[laughs]

I'm sure that something really good's

gonna happen for you.

I hope so.

Just follow your intuition and be smart

and be brave, and tell the truth

and don't take any * * *.

That's the best advice I can give you.

It's good advice.

[laughs]

♪ Just don't give up ♪

♪ 'Cause we're not done ♪

♪ See the world is taking hold ♪

♪ And it's trying to pull you from me ♪♪

[Heidi] 'Thank you.'

- 'How are you?' - Hello, dear. Yeah.

- How are you? - A lot of the family.

- You look so handsome. - Thank you.

You look amazing. Love the dress.

Looks beautiful.

Daddy! Hi!

- 'Hi, honey.' - Hi.

- I love you. - Oh, I love you.

I'm so glad to see you. I missed you.

Wifey, you ready to sit down, dear?

Thank you, husband, soon-to-be.

Almost. Ah, not yet.

'I got to make it through this dinner.'

[glass clinking]

I don't get to say this enough to you.

But I really love you, Spencer.

You've always been a really protective brother to me.

And I know that he's gonna protect you

and take care of you forever and he loves you

'more than...anything in this world.'

I'm so happy that you found her.

- 'Cheers!' - 'Congratulations.'

Cheers to the sweetest thing

Stephanie has ever said.

[Heidi] 'Cheers. Cheers.'

Alright, alright. Ching, ching, ching.

- My toast now. - 'Alright.'

Well, since day one

Spencer has treated me like I was his sister.

'Whether it was good or bad, I felt like family'

and that's what a marriage is all about.

It's for better or for worse and you need somebody

that's gonna call you out on your crap

'and he's always done that for me'

and I'm so thankful to have our families unite.

I also wanted to make note that Heidi's always been

very religious and has prayed

for every single, little, possible thing

you could imagine in another person.

'She's prayed and tried to make'

concoctions out of sticks and berries

'and, like, out in the woods hiding it'

because she was so desperate

to find the absolute perfect man for her.

'And I'm so thankful that she's found her love match'

finally, after all of her digging in the woods.

- Cheers. - 'Cheers.'

- Thank you, sis. - Cheers.

[indistinct chatter]

[Darlene] 'That was awesome, Holls.'

[Holly] 'Oh, wow.'

Yeah! Alright. High five.

- 'Bring it.' - 'Thank you.'

Where do I put my gum?

Right here. I'm kidding.

Sky looks like a man.

[Darlene] 'He is talking with nana all night.'

'It's, like, the cutest thing you have ever seen.'

Sky.

'Sky.'

Hey, winkle.

- 'Holls, Holls, Holls!' - Oh, man.

Sorry, Hei. Did I get that on your dress?

How do I get this out?

[Darlene] 'What happened?'

Well, I threw a potato at Sky 'cause he looked bored

and so I was trying to get his attention.

And it bounced off of him and went on Heidi's purse.

[Spencer] 'She just got it ten minutes ago.'

- 'I'm sorry.' - 'It's stained.'

I didn't mean to, obviously.

It's not a big deal. It's just a possession.

Uh, it's a really expensive possession.

I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it.

It's not about the money. No one cares.

I mean, she's obviously, like, ruined her night.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

[instrumental music]

I'm literally so tired

of Holly's shenanigans this whole week.

I don't...need this title of being maid of honor.

I don't need the credit, I don't need

Heidi to pat me on my back.

But seriously, if she's gonna designate someone

to take control of all the wedding plans

and she gives it Holly, and Holly shows up late.

She doesn't know who's coming.

She hasn't done seating arrangements.

Poor Heidi. It's like a bootleg celebration.

Well, then just step in and just do it anyway.

That's what I'm doing. I clean up the messes.

What's wrong with Holly?

'Spencer, can you go find Holly?'

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

I mean, I'm just, like, I'm so stressed out

and then for her to flip out about something

that's, like, so trivial?

It's, like, I'll pay for your purse.

- I'll, I'll take care of it. - It wasn't about the purse.

You know it's not about the purse.

[Spencer] 'The party's not the same'

without my almost mom and sister.

- I know. - What are we doing?

I felt really bad about Heidi's bag.

You just caught her off guard by throwing food

at the rehearsal dinner, you know?

[Holly] 'No, I just was trying to get Sky--'

I know it was just to get Sky's attention

and you didn't really think about it but, you know

we're , you and I, and I don't throw food

and I'm not even, I don't even have good manners.

'So that, I think, was just a little'

shocking for her to be like

"wow, Holly's really throwing

food at our rehearsal dinner."

I, I understand it's rude.

It's not rude. It wasn't rude--

...throw food at a table at a rehearsal dinner?

It was not rude. She--

Alright, well, then, I'm gonna walk away

'cause I'm gonna enjoy the night 'cause I'm shivering right now.

- No, no, for real. - No, no, no, Spencer.

Spencer.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize

we were dining with, like, the king and queen. Like--

Well, we are. So, for tonight--

No, that's ridiculous. I'm so gone.

I've gone above and beyond

and done everything I possibly can.

- I'm not dealing with this. - Let's go outside for a minute.

- That was really rude. - Yes. I know. It is. It is.

Who do you think you are? You're so sophisticated?

- Are you kidding me? - No.

I have done nothing but try to bend over

backwards...to be nice to him.

But I don't even get along with him

and he has the audacity to come at me

and tell me that I'm rude?

I'm rude, you're the one that's, like

has no etiquette--

That's not what he meant.

You are the last person to talk about this.

He has been nothing but rude to you since day one.

You're Heidi's mother.

- I'm sorry. I-I got to go. - Holls?

I want my purse and I want to go home.

Alright, okay.

♪ When everything was torn apart ♪

♪ No one else to feel you ♪♪

♪ You build your bridges girl ♪

♪ And you burn 'em down ♪

♪ You burn 'em down ♪

♪ Gave yourself ♪

♪ To anyone ♪♪

So I want to just

'apologize for everything last night.'

Like, I know that that was horrible

and it was the last thing that you needed, and--

This is the biggest moment in my life.

'I don't know why you got up and stormed away'

and, you know, it became

not about me at my rehearsal dinner.

I wish I'd never done it.

And then I wish I'd just

'sat there and shut my mouth.'

I would not be offended at all.

'I know that you and Stephanie have gotten really close'

and you know, she's more...

'...used to this etiquette'

that I honestly don't really know that much about.

I don't, and so if you were to choose her

as your maid of honor, I'm happy to help.

You're my sister and I love you.

And I understand that you've put a lot of effort

into, you know, being a great maid of honor

and that's why I would never

you know, un-maid of honor you.

'Alright...you know?'

- I love you. - Well, uh, we will go up in...

- Yeah. - 'On to bigger and better.'

You're gonna be Mrs. Pratt tomorrow, like, officially.

Did you give that invitation

'to the person we talked about?'

Yup, I gave it to her.

Great. Is she bringing anyone?

Nope, she's, uh, single right now

so she's comin' solo.

- She's single? - 'Mm-hmm.'

Oh, trouble.

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Yeah gotta you gotta ♪

♪ Take me to LA ♪

♪ You wanna you wanna ♪

♪ Oh don't even think about ♪♪

The notched lapel is this one with the three-button.

So your groomsmen will look different.

And then we will have you in the peak lapel.

'So there's a little bit of differentiation.'

- Uh-oh. - Ooh, oh.

The crew. Thank you for getting off work.

I know you're the two hardest-working guys in town.

- Appreciate it. - You owe me.

- Appreciate it. - 'What's up, brothers?'

I know you had to leave

million dollar deals for me but...

Let's get you all fitted.

- I said white Jay-Z. - 'Are we all matching?'

We're gonna put you guys in something a little bit

different than Spencer.

No, just as fly, but different.

- Okay, sounds good. - Let's do this.

Put you in a fitting room over here.

- Yo, Spencer. - Yo.

Got a special surprise guest for you at the wedding.

- I hope you don't mind, man. - 'Uh, who?'

I'm just gonna bring, uh, Stacie, man, if that's cool.

Did I... No, you're not.

Come on, man. Why not?

Dude, Heidi will slap me at the--

I'll hide her with one of those, like

frilly veil things with the little black

dots on it or something.

If you really bring Stacie

keep her a good feet away from Heidi.

- Alright. - 'Like, for real.'

And get that little veil thing you were talking about.

How long's the ceremony run time?

What do we got, minutes?

I told 'em as short as possible.

'and I had 'em take the part out'

where you say, "does anybody object to this moment?"

- So I'm good. - 'Can you do that?'

I know, is that, is that can you do that?

You know, what's so funny is he goes, he goes...

He goes, he goes, "I can do that, of course

but nobody would ever do that."

I looked at him, I'm like, "you don't know

my friends and family."

♪ Round and round and round we go ♪

♪ I'll grab your hand and I'll close your eyes ♪

♪ If you feel my heart if you feel alive ♪

♪ I'll take you back to any moment in time ♪

♪ If you feel my heart if you feel alive ♪♪

Shall I pour some sh*ts, and we all make a toast?

- Cheers, everybody. - 'Cheers.'

I think Lauren should say a little cheers

'because it's her house.'

Lauren, say goodbye to the house.

Thank you guys all for coming to spend

our last night in the house with us.

And Lo and I specifically just wanted this group because

you guys were all the people that we

spent a lot of really fun nights here with.

And we're very lucky to have good friends.

- Ditto. - 'Cheers.'

[all] Cheers

[Audrina] To friendship.

It's just weird being here and not like, that not being

my place where I can just go in and out.

- Well, as of tomorrow-- - It's not our place, either.

Totally gone.

I haven't really been sad about it until, like, today.

'Cause it's finally hitting you that this is it.

[Lo] 'Yeah.'

- Cold over here? - Kind of.

Your girlfriend's nice.

[Brody] 'Ah, she's cool, right?'

So look at this, huh?

'I got to say that it's good to see that you're still around'

and you guys are keeping, you know, close and you know

obviously, I've known you for a long time and everybody goes

through hard times and things like that and I just really

didn't think that you could be trusted.

'I really didn't.'

Which, you know, I had my reasons.

But I think you've been a really solid friend.

So is this kind of like a sorry in more or less words?

- Yeah. - 'Thank you.'

Yeah. I mean it.

I can stop wearing waterproof mascara.

- Waterproof mascara. Oh, God. - Alright.

- Hey. - [indistinct]

Oh, no. Don't tell me you're cleaning by yourself.

No, I'm totally not, I'm just, like, throwing away

the trash that's out in the open.

Well, we won't leave without helping.

- Um, are you and Brodes okay? - Yeah.

[Stephanie] 'I mean, who knows? It's good tonight.'

- 'Well...' - We might hang out again.

[Stephanie] 'Okay, final attempt.'

'Can you please come to the wedding tomorrow?'

[Lauren] 'Why would I do that?'

There's, like, no reason for me to do that.

Like, it's just not something that's gonna happen.

I know.

And just, she needs me to go

so that she can know what she's doing is okay and I don't think

'what she's doing is okay.'

I know that's awkward for me to say to you, but...

Okay. I'm sorry.

It's fine, I totally get it.

But...I don't think

my attendance is appropriate.

Why would you want someone at your wedding who does not agree

with your relationship, that's silly.

Well, I would say, think about it, but I know

you already thought about it, I'll see you outside.

♪ Watching the time go ♪

♪ The second hand is moving too fast ♪

♪ Who ever thought it ever really ever would last ♪

♪ And if your conscience weighs a little heavy tonight ♪

♪ Maybe you'll find it Maybe you'll find ♪♪

Where'd you go? Oh, yeah, with Stephanie?'

[Audrina] 'Were you guys talking about the wedding?'

Are you going?

No, I'll be at her next one.

What? You'll go to the next one?

[all laughing]

I'm kidding.

- 'Girls, I'm leaving.' - 'You guys leaving?'

[Stacie] 'Bye. Thanks for coming.'

'Bye.'

- 'Alright, bye, house.' - 'Bye, house.'

- 'Bye.' - 'Bye.'

♪ On and on and on you gotta go ♪

♪ You gotta go ♪

♪ You gotta go ♪♪

[instrumental music]

Thank you.

Well, uh, let's all say a quick little, uh, prayer.

- You wanna huddle up? - 'Oh, look at this.'

[clears throat]

[Spencer] 'Please, Lord, God, Jesus'

'give Spencer Pratt'

the strength today to not faint in front of people

staring at him to mess up, because I really don't want

'to mess up Heidi's dream wedding even one little bit.'

Anybody else want to add to this wonderful prayer?

Uh, dear Lord God, please instill

uh, restraint

in Spencer and Heidi to give a perfectly

appropriate church kiss.

- 'That's all.' - Amen.

That's really what I wish for.

I want everybody to go, "Ah, that was perfect."

That's a good point, though because a lot of times

people criticize that kiss.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do people criticize, now you're, whoa.

I mean, have you decided which way you're gonna tilt your head?

'Like, what if she goes the same way you go and you bump noses?'

What's the time? How long? How many seconds do you hold it?

I'd go head to the right.

- Three seconds? - 'Two. One and a half.'

Two.

Don't. Please, don't do that.

Next to Brody, yeah. Thank you.

- Hello, there. - 'Hey, Audrina.'

Hello. How are you guys?

Good.

[instrumental music]

[Lo] 'We'll see.'

[music continues]

- 'You like any look.' - True.

[music continues]

Spencer's heart is just gonna melt.

- 'You look so beautiful.' - 'I'm so excited.'

- Do you have any nerves or... - I'm a little nervous.

No, no hesitation. A little nervous.

I hope Spencer doesn't get, like, cold feet

and run away or anything.

This necklace is my favorite.

'This is what made me officially a princess.'

Like, I feel like a real princess today.

'Look at my jewelry.'

What do you think? Is it too much?

[Stephanie] 'Isn't this the look that you've been going for?'

- 'Yeah, the too much.' - I think only you can decide.

But what do you think?

I thought you were stopping at just the choker necklace.

'You actually accessorized a wedding dress.'

[Holly] 'Material girl.'

You're supposed to look like a goddess-princess

amazing person on a wedding.

- Hi! - 'My flower girl! Hi!'

Can I have a hug? My beautiful flower girl.

- 'Ava.' - 'Look at my jewelry, Ava.'

There are at least three.

Hi.

- Look at you, gorgeous. - Oh, my God.

- So glad you could make it. - Oh, my gosh.

- You came? - I did.

- Oh, my God. - 'Hi, honey.'

- I haven't seen you in forever. - I know.

- How are you? - I'm good.

It's so special that you're here.

It really means a lot to me

'and I know it means a lot to Heidi.'

I'll let you guys have a minute. Okay.

- So good to see you, honey. - You too.

- I'll see you later. - Okay.

- That is beautiful. - You like it? It's Monique.

- Lhuillier? - Yeah, Lhuillier.

I feel like a swan princess.

- You look like one. - That's what I'm going with.

Oh, you're, like, bedazzled.

[Heidi] 'Oh, I'm beda... I'm bedazzled out.'

You think it's too much?

- It's perfect. - 'Yeah.'

How do you feel?

Kind of feel like I'm in a dream.

You look like you're in one.

[laughs]

[Lo] 'I feel like it's almost time, though'

so if she's coming, she better get here.

- Yeah, it's about to start. - Yeah.

I mean, I would come if I were her.

It's such an important part of Heidi's life.

We'll see.

[door opens]

[instrumental music]

Excuse me. Thank you.

[sighs]

- Hi. - Hi, how are you?

Kristin.

[laughing]

[Brody] 'I don't know.'

Maybe it's a good thing Lauren didn't come.

Yeah, right.

I'm so glad you came. I really am.

'I really, really am. What made you decide to come?'

'Well, Heids, you were my best friend.'

And I just realized regardless of everything that happened

I'm just, I'm, I really am happy for you.

And if you are happy, then that's all I want.

All I want is for you to be happy.

And I am. I'm so happy.

Then that's, that's all that matters, Heids.

- And you're here. - You're getting married.

- Oh, my God! - I know, I know. It's crazy.

- Oh, my God. - And you're here.

I'm supposed to be.

I know.

Because it wouldn't have felt the same.

- I'm trying really hard not to. - 'Your makeup's done.'

Don't even...

[laughs]

Okay, I'm gonna let you get ready, but good luck.

- Thank you so much for coming. - 'And I'll see you up there.'

You look amazing.

- Thank you. I love you. - I love you. Congratulations.

Thank you. Thank you.

[instrumental music]

I told you she'd come.

Hey.

Hello.

- Kristin Cavallari's here. - No, she's not.

Yeah, she's sitting next to Justin.

Where? I don't see, oh.

[music continues]

[sighs]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[male #] 'Please be seated.'

'Dearly beloved, we are gathered'

'here in the presence of God'

'to join this man'

'and this woman in marriage.'

'Spencer, do you take this woman'

'Heidi, to be your wife'

forsaking all others and promise

to be faithful to her alone?

I do.

[laughs]

[male #] 'Heidi, do you take this man'

'Spencer, to be your husband'

forsaking all others and promise

to be faithful to him alone?

I do.

[male #] 'Spencer, repeat after me.'

'I, Spencer, take you, Heidi...'

[Spencer] '"I, Spencer, take you, Heidi..."'

- 'For better or worse...' - '"For better or worse..."'

- 'For richer or poorer...' - '"For richer or poorer..."'

- Till death us do part. - Till death do us part.

[male #] 'Heidi, repeat after me.'

I, Heidi, take you, Spencer...

"I, Heidi, take you, Spencer..."

- 'For better or worse...' - '"For better or worse..."'

- 'For richer or poorer...' - '"For richer or poorer..."'

- 'Till death us do part.' - "Till death us do part."

[male #] 'God has heard your vows, and we are your witnesses.'

'Heidi, this ring I give you...'

"Heidi, this ring I give you..."

- In token and pledge... - "In token and pledge..."

- 'Of constant faith...' - '"Of constant faith..."'

- 'And abiding love.' - '"And abiding love."'

[male #] 'Spencer, this ring I give you...'

"Spencer, this ring I give you..."

- 'In token and pledge...' - 'In token and in pledge...'

- 'Of constant faith...' - '"Of constant faith..."'

- 'And abiding love.' - "And abiding love."

Will the congregation please stand?

You may kiss each other.

[Heidi giggles]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd applauding]

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great privilege to introduce

for the first time as husband and wife

Mr. and Mrs. Spencer and Heidi Pratt.

Whoo!

[crowd cheering]

Ah, you look so good.

[instrumental music]

♪ I need you ♪

♪ Now and forever ♪

♪ To stay right here with me ♪

♪ Don't ever leave ♪

♪ Until you ♪♪

Hi!

This is so amazing. It's so nice to see you.

I know. It's good to see you. I haven't seen you in forever.

What are you doing here? I didn't expect you at all.

I wasn't gonna come

but I introduced Heidi and Spencer like, four years--

- Did you really? - Yeah.

I remember her telling me that.

When I was dating Brody, yeah, Heidi was like

"Hook me up with a good guy."

And Brody and I were like "Well, we might as well

hook you up with Spencer."

'Yeah, isn't that crazy? Right?'

[laughs] I know.

And Kristin and I know each other from Laguna.

- We grew up together, - Went to high school together.

[Kristin] 'So here's my question.'

I need you to hook me up with a guy

because I don't have a man.

- Audrina knows everybody. - 'Are you kidding?'

[Kristin] 'I just met Justin today at the wedding.'

'He's such a stand-up guy.'

[laughing]

[crowd applauding]

[crowd cheering]

Alright, who wants to catch this?

- Alright, ready? - 'Hold on. Wait, hold on.'

Jayde, you guys got to come out here.

Alright, ready? Ready?

♪ Say goodbye say goodbye to the way I was before ♪

Two.

[cheering]

Whoo!

♪ I found what I was looking for ♪

♪ Waking up waking up ♪♪

- You're next, Kristin. - Uh-oh.

Jayde!

♪ 'Cause everything ♪

♪ Everything ends at the start ♪

♪ I'm healin' and feelin' ♪

♪ All of myscars♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Say goodbye say goodbye ♪

♪ To the way I was before ♪

[Heidi] 'Thank you for coming!'

♪ I was lost but I found what I was looking for ♪

♪ Waking up waking up to a new day ♪

♪ Say hello to a new day ♪

♪ Say hello to a new day ♪

♪ I was lost but I found what I was looking for ♪

♪ Waking up waking up to a new day ♪♪
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