05x20 - The Boys of Summer

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[Kristin] Previously on"The Hills..."

Spencer was worried Heidi was keeping a secret.

What if she's pregnant? Game over.

And Brody was having his ups and downs with Jayde.

I will go jump off a building

if I have to argue with you one more time.

Why don't you shut up and listen for once

in your whole entire life?

Justin finally told Audrina he had moved on.

Kristin did something different to me than you.

Well, oh, God.

And then, he and I had an amazing time in Vegas.

How you feeling?

Actually, not as bad as I should.

It's 'cause I'm here.

So what happens now?

When we go back to the real world?

But now that we were back inLA

I wasn't sure my gamble on Justin was gonna pay off.

I can't believe summer's over.

[scoffs] I know. I don't wanna leave this house.

You know, Justin should really help you pack.

Yeah, and where's he gonna put all the boxes?

On his motorcycle?

Justin.

'Oh, man.'

What are you gonna do about that?

Um, I don't think I'm gonna do anything about that.

I mean, Vegas was a lot of fun

and everything was pretty much perfect

but it's never gonna be like that.

Like, vacation is never the way it's really gonna be.

- Do you still like him? - Yeah, I do.

And it's hard, after Vegas, not to like him.

I mean, he went all the way to Vegas for you.

I know.

I've never seen you with any guy

have as much fun as you guys were in Vegas.

I've just been really hurt before

and I think that I would get hurt with Justin.

Yeah, but if you don't risk being in a relationship

then you're probably gonna end up alone.

I don't know. I mean...

But I think that you should give Justin a chance.

I don't know what I wanna do, to be honest.

I really don't.

[chuckles]

♪ Everybody's screaming ♪

♪ Get me out of here ♪

♪ 'Cause I can't breathe ♪

♪ And I can't see ♪

♪ Please don't leave me ♪

♪ Say you need me ♪

♪ 'Cause I need you and me ♪

♪ Baby please ♪

♪ Just get me out of here ♪♪

There's a chance that, uh

I'm about to really be Pratt Daddy, for real.

Heidi's been talking about this baby for so long, you know

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

and Charlie's like, "You better watch out.

She's gonna try to get pregnant on the DL."

'Guess what I find in the trash that night.'

'Pregnancy test.'

Aren't you supposed to discuss

these sort of things in a marriage?

We did. She said, "I'm having a baby, and..."

- And that's it? - 'And that's it.'

That's not a discussion. That's called a...

I don't know what that's called.

I feel like it's a sperm kidnapping.

[laughs]

She's straight hijacking sperm.

I mean, that's, that's scary.

- Alright, so... - So...

'Jayde's trying to take our relationship to the next level.'

You know, it starts with moving in

and then you're engaged, and then you're married

and then Jayde's pregnant, I bet you money.

Not only are you engaged this time next year

but she's talking about babies.

Let me just tell you something.

If Jayde starts pressuring me to do anything

'I don't wanna do, then that's it, we're broken up.'

- Yeah, okay, we'll see. - Shut up.

♪ We found what we found ♪

♪ We found what we found ♪

♪ So now ♪

♪ I keep my fingers crossed ♪

♪ My eyes wide open ♪

♪ I don't know about love ♪♪

[Audrina] 'Maybe you can get, like, a long-sleeve cute dress.'

Like a mini with long sleeves?

- That would be cute. - 'So, so cute.'

'So I have to tell you, I called Justin'

'cause last time I saw him

I was just kind of stunned and overwhelmed

and I couldn't get anything out.

But it's over, so you don't have to stress anymore.

'I know, but I feel like I have to meet him one last time.'

I don't wanna go to a sit-down dinner.

I just wanna, like, meet and then go our own separate ways.

But what if you get into a same situation where he's...

I won't let him, because this time

I know what I'm doing going into this.

I'm gonna say what I have to say first, and that's it.

And look really hot.

♪ Do you really think ♪

♪ You're better off alone? ♪

♪ Well I am ♪

♪ This I know ♪♪

Want a drink?

- 'Thanks.' - You're welcome.

What's up with the place? You getting out of here?

Yeah, I can't believe it's over though.

- I'm gonna miss this house. - 'Are you?'

Yeah, we had so much fun here.

Good times, huh?

- Good and bad. - There you go.

Well...

...if you ever have trouble finding a place

you can always come see my spot.

I mean, it's hard.

I mean, there's a lot of people in this world

and to find somebody that is compatible with you

for you, and by you, I have that attraction with you.

I have that feeling towards you.

I don't know, I mean, a big part of me wants to be with you

and give it a sh*t, but I feel like we should probably

just kind of cool off a little bit, you know?

'I mean, Vegas was so fun. It was perfect.'

But it's also a lot easier there

because no one else is around, and it's not the real world.

Alright, well...

I just don't wanna be serious with anybody.

I don't want a boyfriend.

I've heard that same tune out of your, out of your mouth

since the beginning.

'I feel like...I'm here.'

I haven't flaked anymore.

I * * * went to Vegas 'cause you called me.

So you need to figure it out.

♪ You have ♪

♪ And you know that it's not ♪

♪ The same ♪♪

♪ 'Cause you control me ♪

♪ You stole me ♪

♪ You've broken my will ♪

♪ 'Cause you control me ♪

♪ Possess me ♪

♪ With a view to k*ll ♪♪

[Enzo] 'Whoo-hoo!'

Whoo-hoo! Yeah, baby.

Yeah, baby?

Oh, my gosh.

[Heidi] 'Hey, guys.'

- Hey. - What are you doing?

I'm just b*ating Enzo in a race, you know?

Enzo, who's winning?

Spencer.

[laughing]

Is this all you guys have been doing today?

Yeah, we're just having a, you know, honest relationship.

Aw, that's nice.

Enzo, are you gonna get married someday?

Yeah, someday.

Are you gonna have a baby, when you're married?

- Only if I were a grown-up. - Am I a grown-up, Enzo?

I don't know.

Heidi, while you're at the grocery store

you stopped by the, uh, pharmacy? You get anything?

Did you need something at the pharmacy?

I thought you needed something at the pharmacy...

'No, I did not need anything at the pharmacy.'

Is there a reason you're asking me this?

- Are you guys fighting? - Why would you think that?

Does it seem like that, Enzo?

Yeah.

If you have something you wanna ask me, then ask me.

Nope.

-Mamma mia! -Mamma mia.

♪ Turn the lights down ♪

♪ I won't starve to death ♪

♪ And get close ♪

♪ And you won't go into my arms ♪

♪ And I can't ♪♪

Well, thanks for coming to my engagement party.

This is Sleazy T

graduating to Taylor.

- 'To Taylor.' - 'Oh, wow!'

It's not necessarily just an engagement party.

Glad we could all come together.

- 'Cheers, cheers.' - I wish you all the best.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Grass and high-heel shoes do not mix.

- I know. - Well, cheers.

- Congratulations. - Cheers.

I'm very happy for the both of you guys.

Hopefully you guys will be next.

[chuckles]

- It's about that time. - I know , right?

I feel like if you guys are engaged

we should at least live together.

And maybe this will put a little bit of pressure on Brody.

[laughs] We'll see.

So you're full-on back together, you two? Well, what happened?

'What do you mean what happened?'

What, what happened with Kristin?

Don't worry about me. It's about...

- It's about you today. - Oh.

Maybe it's time for that next step.

What's that?

Follow the footsteps of your brother Taylor.

First of all, don't be Ret*rded.

I'm % not ready to get married.

I have the rest of my life to sit down and relax

and just have a chill, but right now in my s, no.

Oh, hey, boy talk.

Think it's time for us to sit down.

Let's do this. Let's get everybody rounded up.

Alright, you guys.

It's Sleazy T... I mean, Taylor's dinner.

♪ Am I free or am I tied up? ♪

♪ I change shapes just to hide in this place ♪

♪ But I'm still I'm still an animal ♪

♪ Nobody knows it but me ♪

♪ When I slip yeah I slip ♪♪

- 'I told Justin we're done.' - What?

Yeah, so, it's just not worth it.

I mean, I am really scared of getting hurt.

- I really am. - Yeah.

It's why I haven't had a boyfriend for two years.

- Really? - Yeah.

I'm so scared of getting hurt.

I think it's 'cause my parents are divorced.

Like, I really don't wanna get a divorce

and make my kids go through what my brother and I...

No, it's awful. It's so awful.

I don't know, I think that's why

I just can't really get that close to guys.

I think that they're gonna screw me over, or something.

I feel like you, not like you put up a front

but you're just, you're very tough.

I mean, on the outside, you know but I definitely get hurt.

'Trust just takes time though too.'

It's like, I don't know.

I think when it's, like, a good person

you know, you'll just kind of, it'll work.

Yeah.

[glasses clinking]

To many, many years of happiness to both of you guys.

Cheers. Alright, let's have fun.

- Let's eat. - Let's eat!

- 'I'm hungry.' - Aww!

Talk about how cute Taylor and Abbey are right now.

- Are they cute? - 'Yes, they're cute.'

It's weird how they've been together for, like, two months

and they're engaged, and we've been dating for, like

a year and a half, and...

Yeah, well, we're smart.

I'm not saying that we should get engaged.

I just feel like

we should do something. I feel like...

You're not happy with our relationship?

I'm happy. I just feel like you are afraid of commitment.

[indistinct chatter]

Listen, I think it's a little scary

that we just got back together

and we're already talking about moving in together.

I mean, you are the one that was a jerk.

I've forgiven you, so it's like you should be happy

that I'm even talking to you about this right now.

- Really? - Realistically. Yes, really.

Jayde...

You don't wanna live together?

I just don't really wanna talk about it.

I feel like we're at Taylor and Abbey's engagement party

and that, this is not a time for us

to have a conversation like this.

[indistinct chatter]

Wow. So sorry.

[instrumental music]

Oh, look, there's cake.

♪ So help me ♪

♪ Help myself ♪

♪ 'Cause I got lost along the way ♪

♪ Things that seemed so ♪

♪ Clear to me once ♪

♪ Clearly faded to ♪♪

- Hey. - Hi.

- How you doing? - Good. How are you?

- Fine. - Yeah.

I'm not here to fight with you. I just...

The last time we talked, you said a lot of things and...

I never meant to hurt you.

I never meant for anybody to get hurt.

I don't know, a year ago, I never would imagined

it would come to this.

I just...I don't feel like I could even be friends with you.

I don't know.

I just feel like this is gonna be

the last conversation we ever have...

Well, then if it's the last conversation

and you wanna be young about it, then be young about it.

You got to remember, you're the one who said

"Get out of my life," and so I...

- You didn't get out of my life. - I definitely tried.

You're so selfish. You're selfish.

You're self-centered. All you care about is yourself.

I wish you'd see like, "Why wouldn't Justin be committed?"

Or maybe you just weren't the one.

Or maybe I didn't wanna put you through hurt.

But you did put me through hurt for all those years

that you * * * played with my emotions...

- You know what's funny? - 'And just kept going...'

It wasn't even... We wouldn't see each other for

four or five months at a time, so what are you talking about?

And then we'd hang out once, and you'd be like...

- "Well, what are we?" - Oh, we'd hang out.

You go around telling people that we were never together.

- Nothing. - We weren't, Audrina.

You're gonna be incapable of loving someone.

It's like you're missing out on life.

'You're gonna grow to be a lonely old man.'

[chuckles]

Yeah.

I hope you do fall in love someday

'cause then maybe, you'll actually feel something.

I wish you the best, Justin.

♪ Talk about how much ♪

♪ You really loved me ♪

♪ You never loved me no ♪

♪ And I don't need you ♪

♪ Please excuse ♪

♪ My poor excuses ♪

♪ I've got nothing to say ♪♪

♪ Giving out till you lose control ♪

♪ Looking up looking back ♪

♪ We'll know that every day's worth waiting for ♪♪

Heidi?

- Yeah? - Could we sit down?

Okay.

What do you, uh, what do you wanna talk to me about?

Um, I found a pregnancy test in our trash

when I was taking out the trash.

- Hmm, okay. - Are you pregnant?

I was...hoping...

...but it looks like your wishes came true, and I'm not.

How did our marriage get to this point?

You just said you never want kids

and just shut down that whole idea.

You know, I've really been thinking about it, and you know

I used to say all my life, since we were

"I'm never getting married. I'm % not getting married."

So the "%-I'm-not-having a-baby" talk

not sure how much juice that really has

so when we're both ready, we will have a baby.

I mean, that's a big thing to hear. That's a big...

[chuckles] That's a big change.

You know, I need to be about whatever my wife's about.

You know, whatever you wanna do

I'm-I'm right there with you.

♪ And I'm still here in love ♪

♪ You're all I have ♪

♪ You're what I ♪♪

[Frankie] 'Where's Jayde?'

Did she pack up her stuff and like move 'em in and stuff?

I know you guys have been telling me for a while

to break up with Jayde, and I've been very up in the air

if I should do it, if I shouldn't

and after your engagement party, she tried to pressure me

to move in, and take the next step.

I think that that was way too early

and I think I'm done with it.

What?

- Relax. Just relax. - Yes!

'What do you think, T?'

I mean, I think that's for the best.

I just, it kind of opened my eyes

'cause I feel like when you're in a relationship

sometimes, it's like you don't even realize

what else is out there until you step back from it

and then all of a sudden...

There's a lot of options for you.

'Welcome to the good life.'

It's been so long since I've been single, geez.

Literally, I went straight from Cora to Jayde.

It's actually, you went Olivia, Jayde, Cora.

No, it went, no, it went Olivia, Cora...

- Olivia, Cora, Jayde. - And there was Britney.

There was Britney, and then Olivia

'and then there was that other one.'

- You forgot about Kelly. - Oh, yeah.

It's weird for me to say this, but I still think I have...

May have feelings for Kristin, maybe.

Good.

'I think she's good for you.'

♪ I never dreamed that the world would go flying by ♪

♪ Chasing the minutes again as they go we cry ♪

♪ 'Cause back in the wrong times ♪

♪ It's the conversations in your mind in your mind ♪

♪ It's the times we've never even tried ♪

♪ Even tried ♪

♪ When they're gone I know you'll wonder why ♪♪

[Kristen chuckles]

Hi.

I thought I just heard your motorcycle.

It's getting bare in here.

Can you believe I'm moving out?

- Yeah, that's good. - So what's up?

- Just riding around thinking. - Yeah?

Thinking about what?

I don't know. You and I.

'Should we talk?'

- You wanna go sit outside? - Yeah.

Alright.

- So, what's up? - I don't know.

Last time I left...

...I didn't like it, I didn't like that feeling.

Made me realize I can't, for some reason, let this go.

My big issue is obviously commitment.

- I know to run. - Yeah.

What's funny is, you know, my last conversation with Audrina

she told me I was gonna end up a lonely old man.

[chuckles]

If I don't go after basically what I believe in.

And I believe in this, you know?

I wanna have fun with you. I wanna do things with you.

'I wanna laugh with you.'

[chuckles]

I think we're very capable of having a lot of fun together

'and laughing a lot together.'

You know, when it's like this, it's great.

I mean, I love being with you

and...I can't ignore the fact

that, you know, there's something here.

'How do I know that this time I can really trust you?'

Well, all I can give you is my word.

I think that if you and I give this a sh*t

we really have to give it %.

I mean, no lying, we have to be very honest

with each other and, and really try.

Otherwise, it's not gonna work, I don't think.

'But I'm willing to give it a sh*t...'

...if you are.

Completely. Thank you.

♪ This is a story of somebody ♪

- I'm happy. - Me too.

So what now? Are you my boyfriend?

That's a stacked question right there.

[chuckles]

♪ No more running from the future yeah ♪

♪ This is the story of somebody ♪

♪ And I'm longing to know her ♪

♪ No more running from the future ♪

♪ I am ready to break free ♪

♪ From how it used to be ♪

♪ How it used to be ♪

♪ I think it's time I see ♪

♪ Time I see ♪

♪ My story ♪

♪ My story ♪♪

[theme music]