01x01 - The Magic Path

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H. R. Pufnstuf,

Who is your friend when
things get difficult?

H. R. Pufnstuf,

He can't do a little because
he can't do enough.

Once Upon a Summer
Just a dream of yesterday

A boy and his
magic golden flute

He heard a boat out of the bay

"Come play with me, Jimmy
Come play with me."

"And I'll take you on a journey
Across the sea."

But the boat belonged to
a crazy old hag

Who had in mind
the flute to snitch

From her Vroom broom in the sky
She saw her plans materialize

She waved her wand
The beautiful boat was gone

The skies grew dark
The sea became rough

And the boat sailed on
without stopping and without stopping.

But Pufnstuf was
also watching

And I knew exactly what to do

He saw the witch's bold att*ck
And how the boy was resisting

He called his rescue team
As many times they rehearsed

- And to save the boy they flew.
- But who would arrive first?

But now the boy had
reached the shore

Puf arrived to save the day

What made the witch
so angry and sore

She shook her fist and screamed.

H. R. Pufnstuf,

Who is your friend when
things get difficult?

H. R. Pufnstuf,

He can't do a little because
he can't do enough.

H. R. Pufnstuf,

Who is your friend when
things get difficult?

H. R. Pufnstuf,

He can't do a little because
he can't do enough.

Hi Jimmy, did you all
dried up, kids?

Yes, thank you. Wow, that was close.
I want to thank you for saving my life.

Happy to help son.

HR Pufnstuf, mayor of Live Island?

Great!
I have never met a mayor before,

Pleased to meet you, sir.

Well, hello there!

Hello, Mr. Mayor!

"Pufnstuf" will do!

Mr. Pufnstuf, why did that
Witch try to capture me?

I don't even know her.

You must have something she wants
and she can be very clingy.

But I don't have anything
that she might want...

Get me out of here!

What was that!?

Wow, in all the excitement,
I forgot about Freddy!

This is my friend, Freddy.
He is the only talking flute in the world!

Please, Jimmy, squeeze the water
out of me or I'll get rusty.

What's up Freddy?

Oh, thanks, Jimmy! Boy, that
wicked witch almost drowned us!

Well, who would have thought it!
A golden talking flute

massive with a
of diamond skin!

I bet you are what she is looking for.

Me? Oh my, Jimmy,
let's get out of here!

Don't worry Freddy, I
I won't let her touch you.

Pufnstuf can you help us escape?

We'd better go see Dr. Blinky

Dr. Blinky?

He is a man of great knowledge
knowledge, also

head of my committee
anti-pollution and anti-witch!

Now guys...
Stop it, stop it...

Cling and Clang, stop it, we are picking up
picking up the rescue pilot you hear?

They make an effort. Follow me,
we're going to Dr. Blinky's house.

Hurry up, bring the rescue car!
Hurry up kids!

Come on, bring it here it's good, ok, now
hurry up, Jimmy, go, go fast now.

Well okay, now let's give it the gas!

Look at it go,
look at it go!

Well, not even Dr. Blinky
can help you now!

I want that golden flute
and I'm going to get it, right Orson?

Correct as always
my evil queen!

Right, Seymour?

Yes, I have to
deliver it to you boss!

When I heat up my wand,
I'm going to shock them!

I just have to adjust
the fine tuning.

Until you do,
don't point at me!

Shut up, Curly!

Let's see what these two
shoes are up to now!

Hold on guys, hold on,
here we go Jimmy.

Very good Cling,
you too Clang.

Come on Jimmy, Dr. Blinky is
right in the middle of those trees, right there.

Hey baby, you are very
nice guy, groovy guy!

This tree is talking...

Ah, everyone talks about it here on Live Island.

Nice to meet you!

Ouch! Little Papoose.

Look, Freddy,
an Indian tree.

That's right, my dear.

They don't call me
red is not for nothing.

There it is, Dr. Blinky's house!
Let's go straight in.

Uh oh, watch out Jimmy,
quick! Run for it!

Put it down, Jimmy!

Oh my, that was horrible!

I have never seen a house sneeze before.

He should cover the door
when he sneezes.

Greetings Mayor Pufnstuf,
hello to your little friend.

Good to see you Puffy!

You are looking very natural!

Hi guys, how are you?

Excuse me, Dr. Blinky

I know that you
are very busy,

but the Witch is after
my friends Jimmy and Freddy

Who?

- I am Jimmy.
- And I'm Freddy.

Who?

- Jimmy and Freddy.
- I know that, Pufnstuf.

You may already know that
all owls say "Hoo".

See what I mean?

Oops excuse me, I
have something cooking.

Oh! Careful Doc, it's too hot!

Oh, oh, man!

These test tubes are right
every time! Little devils!

Well, now it is composed.

Well, now, what
can I do for you?

Please, sir, the witch brought us here
to your island to steal Freddy.

And we want to escape!

Who?

The Witch! The Witch! You know
the ugly lady with the broom.

- Who?
- The Witch, that's who!

I know that.

In any case, these two
young people want to go home.

Now Judy the Frog knows the secret way
secret way out of the Island Alive.

But the witch captured her and...

- Who?
- Now don't start that!

Judy the Frog, it looks like we will have to
rescue her from the witch's dungeon.

The Witch's dungeon!? No, no Jimmy,
we're not going there, she'll catch us.

Not with this magic potion
that I am preparing.

It is guaranteed to protect you from the spells
of the Witch and is almost ready!

Is there a doctor in the house?

Witchiepoo, look Pufnstuf and Jimmy
are heading towards the castle.

Soon you will have your golden flute.

Oh, isn't it fun
when it's so easy.

I have the job for
Stupid Bat, keep an eye on the screen.

All right, if I can stay up
late and watch the horror movie.

Okay, and if you're too
good, I will bring you

back a sandwich
of cockroach meat.

Stupid Bat, I want to talk to you,
so keep your head up.

I am on the right side,
you are upside down.

Oh, never mind, you knucklehead,
I want you to go to the

forest to keep an eye
open for Pufnstuf and Jimmy.

Right Boss, right boss, right boss!

Tell me which eye should I keep
open, the right or the left?

Too many stupid questions, now go!

I am out!

I'll be out in a moment,
with my own golden flute!

Castle, castle in the moat who
is the prettiest Witch afloat?

Not you, you old goat!

Oh, you will get yours.

I am afraid...

Shh... We don't want the
Witch know we're coming.

Jimmy, prepare this magic potion.

Gee, you're not scared, are you?
Mayors don't get scared.

Why not?
We're human, I guess...

Here they come! They are heading
right into my trap!

Calling all trees evil,

calling all trees
of evil, do you read me?

We read it, our horrible leader!

Pufnstuf and Jimmy are coming
towards you, catch them.

I want them arrested, understand?

- Roger.
- Witchiepoo.

Over and out.

I don't think I will ever see a tree
as terrifying as me!

Shut up, be quiet, here they come!

Jimmy, I'm scared.

Jimmy look back!

Pufnstuf, look!

Hi strangers, how about a nut?

- No, thanks.
- How about an orange?

- Or a peach?
- That's them, that's them!

The Witch wants them prisoner!
Seize them!

Shut up you dumb bat

You have confused us,
my brother is dumb, I am stupid

Run, Jimmy, hurry up!

I got him, I got him!

Help! Help!

Oooh, he kicked me at the root!

They are running away!
They're getting away!

Hurry, Orsen,
Seymour after them!

Damn the cat! Useless. If I don't do it
this alone, nothing gets done around here!

It's the only way to fly!
I've got you now!

She is on her
Vroom broom, run!

Jimmy, run!

Hurry, poof!

That's as fast
I can go, Jimmy.

Here it comes!

Jimmy's magic potion, Dr. Blinky's
from Dr. Blinky, hurry! Hurry up!

Run, run, oh!

What happened Jimmy, quick, we have to
to get this magic potion, come on!

Ah... That's a no-no.

Oh, I have you
now my loves!

Now look here my good
woman, I am the mayor...

Back off, you overgrown Salamander!
You are in my power!

Let's run for it!

Sneeze and wheeze,
stand up and freeze!

They are frozen!

Gee, Mayor, we are prisoners.

Well, Jimmy at least
we entered the Witch's dungeon

At least she didn't run into Freddy,
thanks to you Pufnstuf.

Yes, thank you, mayor,
oh it was hot down there!

Sorry about that Freddy,
let's cheer up guys!

You know Freddy, it's funny...

when we woke up this morning
on that beautiful summer morning

"who would have thought when
we went out to play"

We started the day in Clover,
but before the day was over,

we would end up in another world far away

We always love adventure, an exciting
exciting and new adventure,

a chance to leave everything behind
behind and run! ª

"But now that we're in that wrinkle,
it's funny that

all I think about is knowing what
they are doing at home".

the truth is sir, we would like

of being back home

I fully agree that

I would like to come home...

Judy! Judy Frog we were
looking for you.

What are you doing
here in this terrible dungeon?

These are my friends,
Jimmy and Freddy.

It is a long story, but
we are here to rescue it.

Ah, how wonderful!

Freddy and I were
hoping that you might

show us the magical way
magic way off the island!

I would be happy!

But how are we going to get out of here?!

No one has ever escaped
from the witch's dungeon...

Gee, Jimmy, we'd better put on
our thinking caps

What is it Freddy, do you have an idea?

Yes, take me to that
window, quickly.

Hold me Jimmy, as high as you can
you can, close to the bars.

I get it! Once I sang a note
so loud that I broke a milk jug!

And now he is trying to break the bars,
gee, do you think he can do that?

We should try.

Explode Freddy, explode!

Gee, I hope he
doesn't force anything...

Come on Seymour, make me beautiful.

Please, Chiefy, I only have six hands!

Well, don't just stand there,
start using them.

What was that!?
That was penetrating!

They lied, I was with them
with them the whole time!

They lied, they lied!
The flute is in the castle!

Now louder!

Please let me help!

I will teach them a lesson!

I will lock them up for a hundred years
and melt the key! hehehe.

It almost did!

Louder!

Quickly out the window!

There we are, I
am going to get them now!

Open Sesame!

Sesame? The name is Lester!

Okay, open Lester!

Nobody likes
a smart door!

Guards, guards! The prisoners
have escaped! After them!

With such a large castle, you wouldn't
believe the problem with employees!

Oh well, for the Vroom Broom!

Quick I know a shortcut
to the magic way!

There they are.

There is the magic way!

Oh, isn't it beautiful!
Formidable!

Oh, hurry Jimmy, hurry!

Hurry up! Before the
witch gets here!

The witch!

So you want to escape
the magic way, huh?

Well, how about some of that magic!

Pufnstuf, the way is
gone, gone!

And all of you, too, unless
you hand over the golden flute!

Heed my warning, you have only
three seconds to hand over the flute.

Um...

Two...

Stop!
I order you to stop!

Oh, I'm going to sue!

They hit me at the crosswalk!

My wand!
Where is my wand?

Damn it!

Hurry, hurry Witchiepoo!

This time I'm really going to blow them up.

Get my spare wand!

Power up! att*ck!

Get down!
It's the Vroom Broom!

There she is!

She's coming after us!

Oh people, we need help!

Maybe the four winds
can help us!

Hi up there! This is your mayor
saying we need help.

Hello partner, we will be
happy to help you.

Thank the heavens,
there's the west wind!

Ah for sure!
East wind here!

Hi everybody, I'm here
also, sweetness.

Me too!

Good morning, north and south.

Now all together, one, two...

Come on, winds!
Let's go! Come on!

Hooray!

Oh those two good shoes.
I'll be even with them!

Wait until I get my strength back!
my strength!

Witchiepoo...

Translation: Kilo

You have someone who knows you.
You have someone who cares.

You have someone who will fix you,
if ever you need repairs.

You have someone who will take the time
to listen to your prayers.

I have, you have, everybody
has someone who cares,

by the name of H. R. Pufnstuf.

Where do you go when
things get tough?

H. R. Pufnstuf.

He can't do a little,
because he can't do enough.

Wow, I do, you do, everyone has someone who cares.
everyone has someone who cares,

by the name of H. R. Pufnstuf.

Where do you go when
things get tough?

H. R. Pufnstuf.

He can't do a little,
because he can't do enough.

- See you next week!
- I hope so!