Eddie 3.0 is back.
But now I'm the first officer,
god help me.
-Captain sean?
-It's a pleasure.
Guess I got you for a few days.
I had a medical issue.
-Hi!
-Chief stew?
-Yes.
-Excellent.
We're gonna have you
as our second stew.
Okay.
And we'll have you as
the third for now.
Don't do anything stupid,
because I really don't
care what position
you play on board the boat,
I'm just gonna fire ya.
Oh, god.
This is nikki foster.
Joining nikki is
her crew of girlfriends.
Request captain to join dinner.
Bring it, nikki!
-Welcome aboard.
-Yeah!
oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Completely unacceptable.
So, anyone you're attracted
to on the boat?
Well, I fancy you.
Oh, well, hello!
I like what I see.
How's this look?
This looks good, right?
This looks like sh--.
Come back to me, captain lee!
Come back to me,
my boat daddy.
Eddie, eddie, cushions.
I just know the guests
are getting kind of
itchy to get out there.
If we can delay them just
for another half-hour.
Oh, it's 1:45,
we're getting restless.
Okay. Not to worry.
Hey, eddie, where's
the rest of our stuff?
So, what's the deal?
Are we not supposed to be on
the beach already?
Oh, jeez, oh, jeez.
Ugh!
Eddie, eddie.
Let's get to the beach.
g*dd*mn, I hate this.
Eddie, eddie.
In my closet, there's, like,
a bag with shells in it.
Grab that, and make
sure we get all
the price tags off
the shells, too.
He said take the price
tags off the shells.
Take the price tags
off the shells.
This day is kicking my ass.
Captain sean,
he's a man on a mission.
This charter season is not
a sprint, it's a marathon.
*bleep* my life.
It's not even, like,
indigenous to this area.
Product of the philippines.
Oh, my gosh, that hat!
Yes, I'm the captain.
I love it!
Fraser, fraser, heather.
Go for fraser.
Can you please meet me
in the sky lounge?
Yeah, copy that, on my way.
So, we're supposed to
be on the beach now.
Something must be going wrong.
I would love to send you
to the beach.
You should have
everything to mix a drink.
Yeah.
So, I'm being asked
to run down to cabins
and make sure
that they're perfect.
Fraser, I wanna keep you
on housekeeping right now.
Pull that head of housekeeping
out of your butt
and let's make sure the
master's always perfect.
But I'm also being asked
to do cocktail-making
and to keep them entertained.
Make some cocktails.
I love it.
I'm happy as long
as you're happy.
Get your sh-- together, heather.
That rhymes as well.
All right, I'll get ready.
Where is the fun?
g*dd*mn it...
Don't, like, mess their dock up.
Put the table up there, in
the center... Other way.
Sh-- man.
Get more... Nice.
I'm not a micro-manager,
I'm hands-on.
Slide this towards me.
It's perfectly square right now,
so if we can just keep it
just like this, it's great.
I've been the engineer,
the chef, ship psychiatrist.
there's nothing on board that
boat that I'm not willing to do.
My seanna, my seanna,
we're ready for the guests now.
All right, ladies, they're
ready for you on the tender,
if you'd like to make your way.
-There we go.
-Amazing.
So we're gonna step here,
and then onto here,
and then down, okay?
Bye, you guys!
This is beautiful!
-Are you ready?
-Ready, freddie.
It's beautiful!
Yes!
I wasn't even expecting this.
They did great.
They did great.
I gotta hand it to the man...
He sets up a hell
of a beach picnic.
We started out with nothing,
and fabricated
this amazing setup,
which is great, in a sense,
but also it's, like...
Did you get my secret bag?
Yes, I did.
You're gonna k*ll us.
Can I get you guys some
champagne to start off with?
Yeah, two rosés.
I'm gonna go grab their lunch.
Oh, yeah, I'll take some.
Oh.
Okay, rosé...
Sorry for the delay on that.
Thank you, sir.
-Port side, yeah?
-Just nose in.
Do you wanna just
touch up the day head,
just give them a quick wipe.
I'm gonna get
the lunch stuff going.
Okay.
So, what do you reckon
about the guests?
-They're frikkin' awesome.
-They're amazing.
Which one do you reckon's
the best-looking, then?
They're all so gorgeous.
Like *bleep*.
That's hilarious.
Get your little flirting on.
Crew romances can be
----ing terrible, actually.
I was dating a chef
on my last boat,
and then eventually we broke up,
and then people just
feel like they needed
to pick sides or whatever.
So, I'm down to flirt with jake,
but that's as far
as that's gonna go,
because, like, ain't nobody
got time for that.
I know.
How we doing?
Fantastic.
I have a seashell I found.
-Well, there's my gift to you.
-Okay.
But couldn't we have snacks
to nosh on?
Snacks now, snacks are coming.
-Okay.
-All right, great.
You need anything?
Okay.
I have.
I'm really shocked about eddie's
behavior behind my back.
It was actually very hurtful.
Chef, as soon as the work
is done and alcohol flowing,
she just becomes a negative
and toxic person.
That's unfortunate.
Where I come from,
we call that spineless.
Champagne showers.
Ooh!
Ah!
-Eddie...
-Yes, sir.
I'll swap out with you,
because I'm tired.
Yeah, you got it.
My bag o' treats is behind
there in the plastic bag.
Don't forget that.
We'll bring everything back in.
All right, great.
-Here you are.
-Thank you.
My pleasure, let me know if
you need anything else.
Okay.
Delightful.
-Nope.
-Swear to god.
Probably.
I've got a lot of...
Lot of friends that are,
like, girls.
You've never, like,
broken that, like...
Well, I... Now...
Now, I have done that.
My last relationship lasted
a good eight months.
She ended up moving
to australia,
and now she's still in
australia, she didn't come back.
I heard australia's really cool,
great surf,
so I understand that.
I loved her a lot.
Where are you from?
-Florida.
-Florida?
It's not that great.
I drove uber in southwest
florida for a minute.
Oh, god.
Until the cops showed up
at my house.
Really?
Yeah, apparently I picked up a
guy who committed a hit-and-run.
Oh, no.
My grandparents were like,
"what did you do?"
that's pretty crazy.
I'm an old jewish woman
at heart.
Don't be such
a meshugene, morty.
I'm schvitzing.
I'm schvitzing over here.
At the moment, it's 4:20.
I was just kind of wondering
how you're all feeling,
what you'd like to do.
I'm hungry.
You wanna get back on?
We can definitely do that.
My seanna, my seanna,
guests are preparing
to come back to the yacht.
Copy.
All right.
You can do it.
Get home safely, ladies.
-Thank you.
-Bye!
Whew.
Hi, guys!
Y'all lit?
-Y'all lit?
-That was a great throw.
-Thank you.
-Hi!
-Would you like a fresh towel?
-Yes.
Welcome back.
How was it?
It was amazing.
Was it?
*bleep* me.
-Hit it!
-Yay!
Rock and roll.
-Woo!
-Cheers!
There you go.
Yeah.
-What do you want first?
-Everything.
There's a lot.
All these cushions.
I don't know how we ended up
with so much stuff.
I do.
Rayna, rayna, eddie,
we're heading back,
can you come to the laz, please?
hello?
Can you hear me, cap?
-Is this lee?
-How you doing?
I'm doing great,
how are you doing?
How's my crew doing?
Good, no complaints.
Is eddie behaving himself?
Yeah, very helpful,
great attitude.
We'll be waiting for you.
Never had to leave a
charter halfway through,
and even though I've only
been here a short time,
I feel that I have set the bar.
And I hope the crew
will continue
to raise it even higher.
Hey, no worries.
Anytime, lee.
Whew.
-Clear? On?
-Yep.
We're on.
I would love to take
a nap on one of these.
-Ooh!
-Ooh!
-You okay?
-You okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
-Stuck the landing.
My mouth is so dry.
-You're dehydrated.
-Ugh!
All crew, all crew, please
come to the pilot house.
All right, I'm going
to get in the jacuzzi.
-What's this about?
-Did not sound good.
Oh, boy, here we go.
Hola.
All right, everybody, well,
thanks for coming up.
I know you have to come
when I call,
but anyway, just gonna
cut to the chase.
Lee is gonna be joining
us this evening.
I will be leaving.
-Aw!
-I know.
It's a bummer to see somebody
go, but don't let the passerelle
hit you on the ass
on the way out,
because my captain lee
is ----ing coming back.
You guys have
all been wonderful,
-and that's all I gotta say.
-Aw!
Oh, thank you.
...For coming here.
Thank you.
-My pleasure.
-Thank you for everything.
-You're welcome.
-You're awesome.
Coming up...
I have never seen
a crew romance work out.
*bleep*
one of my friends he basically
said, "jake, you'll love it,
you get paid well,
you get to travel,
and there's loads
of lovely girls."
so, I was sold
at "lovely girls."
all righty.
He said he's coming round.
Oh, my god!
I know.
Might be a little late,
but I'm definitely back.
I'd rather sandpaper
a tiger's ass
in a phone booth
than miss a charter.
That's not gonna happen.
First time on a boat?
-How you doing, buddy?
-Great, man.
-How you doing, pal?
-Good, cap.
Good to be here.
So happy my boat daddy's back.
Home sweet home.
It's like you just left, right?
Feels like it.
-Yeah.
-The whole charter first.
Yeah.
-Good to see you.
-Good to see you.
Everything all right?
Everything's going great.
They haven't abused
you too much?
Not at all.
Overall, the crew's good.
How willing to learn are they?
Extremely, and they've all
got really good attitudes.
-That's a good thing.
-Yeah.
I'm grateful that sean
helped us out,
got us through the first day
and a half of charter.
We've got a boat waiting
for you, take you back.
Fantastic.
Hey...
And if you wanna say goodbye
to the guests...
-Thank you very much.
-Thank you, sean.
All right.
Now get off my boat.
Ladies, unfortunately,
I'm not gonna be able
to have dinner with you tonight.
Oh!
But lee's back
and he just got on board.
-I'm leaving.
-Oh!
I know I'm fun!
You're gonna have a
lot of fun with him,
and I'm gonna leave you
in good hands.
-Thank you.
-All right, thank you.
All right, here we go.
Captain sean's taking off,
and it's too bad...
Meh.
All crew, all crew,
captain sean is
departing the vessel.
Once again, thank you all.
Fraser: Thank you, captain!
Be well, captain sean!
Who knows, maybe captain
sean and I will do
the northwest passage
together sometime.
But probably not.
-Be safe, okay?
-I will, thank you.
-All right, take it easy.
-All right.
Talk to you soon.
Okay, I have edamame.
I think they'll just
do a finger, right?
Yeah.
Veggie gyoza, I'm gonna do that
one as fork and a knife.
Okay.
So tonight I kinda went
a little overboard...
No pun intended.
I'm doing a tasting menu,
japanese-style.
How do you feel?
I'm good, I'm just,
like, super-focused.
My drive is to push myself
as hard as I can go,
to the breaking point, shatter,
sweep myself back up,
gorilla glue it...
But not in my hair...
Put myself back together,
and then push myself
stronger and stronger.
Heather, heather, lee.
Do you have a second to pop up
to the wheelhouse?
-I'm on my way.
-Thank you.
I'm gonna go bring
captain his dinner,
-come up with you as well.
-Okay.
It's very important to me
that captain lee
sees me as a successful
head of department,
and I really wanna
be sure to impress him.
But I have tcalm
the *bleep* down,
take a deep breath,
and just remember I got this.
-Hi.
-Mwah.
-Good to see you.
-You, too. You smell nice.
Knock-knock!
-How's it going?
-Just fine, heather. I'm lee.
Put this down.
-Pleasure to meet you.
-Pleasure's mine.
Happy to have you
back on board.
Thank you, it's a pleasure
to be here.
Pleasure to be here myself.
It's extremely hard
to find a good chief stew.
I have extremely high hopes
for heather, but time'll tell.
-How's it going?
-It's going good.
Yes, well,
it's lovely to meet you.
-Okay.
-Thank you.
-Cheers.
-Lovely.
Oh, man, this is hard.
*bleep*
I usually like to kiss
on the first date,
leave it to the third date
before anything happens.
By the fourth, you know,
get the ----ing dildo out
and do whatever.
Ha-ha, oh, my god.
Peg me, baby!
Ahoy there, matey,
how you doing?
Good.
That looks good.
I'm loving this new look
the captain's got, seriously.
He's so captain
"red October" right now.
ugh!
*bleep*
perfect.
Just gonna get all
the last things.
Eddie, eddie, lee,
can I get you up
to the wheelhouse, please?
Copy that.
Feels funny to be back at it.
Dude, seriously,
it's like we never left.
So, you are going to be
a working first officer.
You are directly under me.
With great power comes
great responsibility indeed.
Has anyone been designated
anything other than deckhands?
Jake is really good.
-It's too early in the game.
-Okay.
There are a lot of expectations
that captain lee has for me.
Obviously, I'm worried that
I'll never reach
those expectations, ever.
Well, we have to have
one of those
serious type conversations.
Okay.
Sit right there,
I'll be right back.
All right.
As first officer you have
a fiduciary responsibility
to know the actual reason
I was not here.
I was in the hospital.
Second paragraph down is
a list of issues that I had.
Did you...
Was it a heart attack?
Afib.
Did you have any symptoms,
I mean...
-I've had afib for years.
-Yeah.
But they fixed it,
and it's amazing what they
can do these days.
How you feeling since then?
-I'm great.
-Okay.
I had a condition that
I was born with called afib,
and it's when your heart
will just randomly
go into an irregular heartbeat.
They hospitalized me and
they actually burn off parts
of your heart that
are trouble spots.
Did it take a lot outta me?
Oh, yeah.
You don't sit there and
look into the jaws
and not have it
alter your perspective.
So, I just wanted
you to know, so...
Well, I appreciate
you telling me.
You don't have any questions.
But I do not want you
to treat me any differently.
Are you kidding me?
I'm gonna treat you harder.
I will run your ass off
if you don't.
You got it right.
-See ya, cap.
-Take care, buddy.
-Let's get to work.
-Indeed.
Coming up...
Now, we never got
any new towels.
Yes, let me get that
for you right now.
I just feel like the wind
has been knocked out of me.
They've had towels.
I love you, fraser.
Unacceptable, my apologies.
Titties are out.
Of course.
-Beautiful.
-Thank you.
This must be a lot like
putting on a bra.
All right.
I just need my red lip,
and we can roll.
All right, let's go eat.
These boots, did you say...
I don't know whose those are.
-Good evening.
-Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
-Oh!
-Good evening!
Well, well, well!
My, don't we look lovely?
Don't you look handsome.
Thank you so much.
I just wanted to introduce
myself...
I'm lee.
I'm honored to join
you ladies for dinner.
Join, stay awhile.
Oh, why did I do that?
The stakes can be
a little bit higher
when you're cooking for
the captain.
His say and his opinion
is very important,
and I don't ever wanna
disappoint him,
especially
after my previous actions.
Suck my *bleep*.
Go *bleep* yourself.
I'd rather not do that.
I have no idea
why I'm stressed out.
I should just take a valium
and shut the *bleep* up.
Hello.
I'm just gonna go ahead and
start you off with your courses.
This is my take
on street food in japan.
They have these little things
called takoyakis.
Most of the time
they're done with octopus,
but this time I just
did all vegetable.
The flakes that are on top,
that is dried bonito,
which is tuna that has
been very thinly shaved,
so you have a
very smoky flavor to it.
-Enjoy!
-Thank you.
Mm!
Damn, that girl is good.
-Yeah.
-This is spicy.
-But not overpowering.
-Right.
-Right.
-Right.
We need people on deck
at... 7:00?
-Probably 7:00, yeah.
-7:00 on deck.
I'll see you
guys tomorrow, then.
-Get some sleep.
-Yeah, all right.
Good night, mate, see
you in the morning.
Good night guys,
see you in the morning.
See you in the mornin'.
Girl, I know, it's a lot.
It's like me and weight.
Sick!
For this course,
vegetable gyoza.
That will be accompanied
with your broth
that will be poured
onto the plate.
-Enjoy!
-Thank you.
This is so delicious.
Mm!
Have a beautiful evening.
All right.
-Thank you, jess.
-You're welcome.
How was it just, like,
not being on the water?
I was so thrilled to just
get back out here.
My wife was damn glad
to get rid of me.
knowing that the boat
was leaving
and I wasn't on it,
I was not happy.
That being said, it feels very
good to be back where I belong.
This is where I thrive.
A boat without a captain's
like a boat without a rudder.
She's like, "don't you
have a trip you have
to take somewhere
to do something?"
"somewhere" meaning
"out of the house."
yes.
Heather is awesome.
She's a ----ing rock star.
We're gonna do one
more katsu course.
I don't know how that girl has
such positivity all the time.
It's amazing.
I mean, I'm 35 years old,
and I'm sitting here in
a third stew position.
But you got some stuff
to offer too.
So, like, honestly.
The way that I got into yachting
was me and an ex-boyfriend
of mine spent
seven months living off
of this houseboat
in the middle of chelsea.
A couple yachts in
the marina were looking
for a yacht stewardess.
I realized very early on
that it is so easy
to romanticize
the yachting industry,
but like any job, there's
positives and there's negatives.
Do you see me every day?
I only see you in there.
I know you go other places.
I'm okay to go with those?
Yes, please.
So, this is a tonkatsudon
chicken, a ginger jus.
Thank you.
-Oh!
-Does it get any better?
This is a vegetable
tempura with squash.
Mm-hmm.
This is a tuna tataki.
The outside is encrusted
with a .
How is rachel doing all this?
-By herself.
-I know!
Last season,
rachel ----ed up.
But everybody
deserves a second shot.
Ladies, it has been
a very enjoyable evening.
-Yeah.
-Yes.
-Thank you so much.
-Thank you again, so much.
-Yeah, thank you so much.
-I really appreciate it.
And she is undoubtedly
the best chef I've worked with.
It's been a long time
since somebody told me
to have intercourse with myself
and got away with it.
-I am calling it a night.
-Thank you.
Thank you, honey.
Everything was excellent.
Thank you.
All right.
Yeah, go to bed.
I just...
I want to get out of this dress.
-I do, too.
-Sleep well, ladies.
Good night.
All right, I'm done, night.
Write it on the board what
time you went to sleep, okay?
Good times.
Ugh!
I'll see you in the morning.
Sleep well.
Thank you for an
incredibly successful day.
It's been good,
and listen, it's over.
♪ champagne, margarita,
champagne ♪
I love it.
All right, good night,
thank you.
-How's it feel to lay down?
-Really nice.
Oh, my god.
*bleep*
-good morning.
-Good morning, how y'all doing?
-Just peachy.
-Good.
Everything hurts.
You son of a bitch!
-Hello!
-Hello, hello.
If you wouldn't mind helping
me just wash
the shaker bar stuff that I just
pulled off the top of the bar.
-Yeah, that's good.
-How are we looking on laundry?
Can I shift your stuff
to the dryer?
Yeah, thanks, jess.
-Hello, good morning.
-Good morning.
We never got any new towels.
Oh, my gosh.
Face towels, hand towels,
and...
Yes, let me get that
for you right now.
Oh, my gosh,
I just feel like
the wind has been knocked
out of me.
The master has no face towels or
hand towels or regular towels.
Fraser's head of housekeeping.
I've put you in charge
of a department.
Why is nikki coming to me
saying that housekeeping
is still not up to par?
Where are the big bath towels?
They've all went back
into the guest cabins.
They've had towels.
Yeah, so they did.
I love you, fraser.
Unacceptable, my apologies.
-Thank you.
-Of course.
Coming up...
Clear to swing, clear to swing.
New dock he's never been to,
he's got a new
crew handling his lines,
and the weather is not ideal...
Very nerve-wracking.
Keep the slack line.
Come on, come on, come on.
Ke, jawe're gonna warrant
two fat boys port side.
Everything else is good to go.
-Copy that.
-This is disgusting.
you okay?
I'll get you a napkin,
just one second.
-Here.
-Cheers.
Cheers.
Ugh...
Can you get the vacuum
and the broom?
Where is everybody?
Shakshuka today.
Yeah, and then I'm gonna
do dutch babies.
Okay, perfect.
I got blood on the teak, so
I'm gonna go clean myself up.
-Yeah.
-Fraser, rayna.
Go for fraser, rayna.
Jake stepped on a glass.
Do you guys have a dustpan?
More pancakes for us.
Grab six of those
stemless wine glasses.
Sorry.
Growing up, I was always
popping off when just someone
had something to say
and I didn't like it.
I was quick with it,
with the mouth.
I was just quick
with it, always.
And I just realized with age,
like, I can't do that.
So that's why I just talk
sh-- in the closet,
and you know, hopefully
no one ever finds out.
You can't leave the glass.
I was trying
to look for a dustpan.
You just radio someone
to get one.
I tried, but interior said
that they didn't have a dustpan,
so I went to go look for one.
Good morning, ladies.
Good morning.
I don't wanna leave.
So you had fun, then?
We had a blast.
That's very sweet.
I need to bring you
some more bits and bobs.
So, when we get in, I want two
of those shamus, the big ones,
I want one port
and starboard, on the bow,
just in case things
go squirrely.
Absolutely.
First time docking
this boat this season.
I'm nervous,
I'm sure captain lee's probably
a little nervous too.
So, you're gonna come in
and bust a right?
Then I'm gonna back
straight down.
New dock he's never
been to,
he's got a new crew
handling his lines,
and the weather is not ideal...
Very nerve-wracking.
Okay.
I'm about to take some breakfast
orders, if that's okay with you.
That's perfect.
Awesome.
So this morning,
chef rachel has two specials.
She has a shakshuka dish, and
then we have a pancake popover.
-Okay, perfect.
-Thank you.
I'm about to blend
the shakshuka.
Three shakshukas and
one pancake.
Awesome, thank you.
I have to say working with
heather has been great.
I have hardly any problems
with communication
compared to what last year was.
The missus wanted mahi-mahi.
Okay.
Missus had mahi-mahi, correct?
Four mahis total.
Yeah, no, it's five.
----Ing francesca.
-Can I set this?
-Thank you.
Ooh, yummy.
It looks so good.
Yeah.
How's the shakshuka tasting?
I mean, I'm almost done,
so I think I have inhaled it.
Let's pull the hook.
All right, cap, we're ready
when you are.
Are you gonna call it all?
You can call it.
Let's get it off the bottom.
Copy, copy.
Now, be careful of the wind.
-Yeah.
-That's good there.
Short stay, 10:00,
up and down.
The reason I work so hard, I
think it's kind of in my blood.
-Jake, grab me a line.
-Copy.
And my dad, he's worked since
he's been about 14 years old.
I've always really
looked up to him.
You've gotta be full-on, you've
gotta get to work and smash it.
Anchor secured.
Well done.
New pose, new pose,
and give it to me.
Prepare all lines and fenders.
-Yeah.
-Awesome.
Catch.
Okay.
All right,
I need radio silence.
Our slip is the third one in.
Clear to swing, clear to swing.
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm extremely nervous.
I'm as nervous as a cat
with a long tail
in a room full of
rocking chairs.
Dock 50 feet behind you.
Really lining up nicely.
You're sitting about
five feet off the dock.
All right, you ready?
When he gets that on,
you can take the slack in
as he comes by.
Copy.
Keep the slack--
we have five feet.
Copy that, let's lock it all in.
Take tension.
Pull up, pull up.
We are all locked
in back here.
Okay, let's shut her down.
Well done, everybody, thank you.
It's every, like...
Attention all crew, I need
everybody in their whites.
Oh!
That's what we like to hear.
-Is there space?
-Yep, I got some space.
All crew, I need everybody
down in the aft deck in five.
Eddie, lose some weight.
Cap, blame rachel.
-Oh, no, oh, no!
-Aw!
Goodbye!
-thank you!
-Thank you!
I'm really sad to say goodbye
to these guests,
because yachting
is predominately white,
and a lot of people
in my community
don't even realize that this
is something that you can do.
So, when I become
a beautiful black captain,
I hope that I can open the
doors up for other minorities.
God is good, god is good.
But I have to be honest...
We did have some hiccups.
Heather, you know, we talked
about some of the interior...
Coming up...
One *bleep* up cancels
out 14 attaboys.
It's not a great start unless
you hit it out of the park.
Moving forward, there's
no room for *bleep* ups.
We definitely had some hiccups.
The trash changing,
towels, things like that.
This ----ing sucks.
I just need to train them
to do a little better.
We have to step up our game.
But I say all that to say
I would definitely like
to tip my hat to heather.
I'm giving you my captain's hat.
thank you so much!
Absolutely, and then
captain lee, thank you.
Thank you.
Love you all, I'll see you soon.
-Stay safe.
-Be safe out there.
Absolutely, you too.
I'm coming back!
No, just joking.
-bye!
-See you!
-Be well!
-Let's go to work.
All right, let's get this done,
let's get this done.
Okay, I wasn't too happy about
that constructive criticism.
We made it!
Hi.
I am in a relationship.
He was a charter guest.
It's kinda taboo,
but it's also one of the hottest
relationships I've ever had.
It's not easy for anyone when
you don't hear from someone
you're dating for days on end,
but for the time being,
he's very supportive.
Heather, heather, lee.
Go ahead, captain lee.
Can I get you to the bridge
for a second, quickly?
On my way.
There's a bottle of vinegar
in the buckets.
Okay, it's a bottle of
vinegar in the bucket.
Sh--.
They can hear me.
I have a question.
She mentioned that we had
a couple of hiccups.
Might I enquire as
to what they were?
She had come to me
and said there was a trash bag
left from her bathroom.
And then this morning,
she had come to us and said,
"I don't have any towels
out, all my towels are gone."
that's not good.
It's not good at all.
Minor, but had major effect.
Yeah.
It's not a great start.
Unless you hit it
out of the park,
you know it's not gonna
be a home run.
We just have to work
smarter and harder.
That is not how I run
a boat at all,
so I have confidence that
I'll sort it out well.
Thanks so much for chatting.
Thank you.
Sweet potato fries.
-Mm-mm.
-Docking went well.
Nice job.
You guys are k*lling it.
Wes, I love the hustle.
You're k*lling it.
Thanks, man.
Rayna, what can I
not say about you?
You're doing great.
Jake, you're a natural-born
leader, brother.
And you're invaluable
to the team.
-Cheers.
-Cheers to you.
Attention all crew,
attention all crew,
I need everybody in
the crew mess asap.
Copy that.
Food!
Squeeze a cheek.
-Pile in.
-How bad do your pits smell?
He's gonna be right there.
Pretty bad.
Make some room here,
jesus christ.
-Guys.
-Okay.
First one in the books.
And though I know you ran
your asses off,
but one *bleep* up
cancels out 14 attaboys.
That being said, the amount of
money they left us was 18,000,
which is 1,500 apiece.
Yeah, it's not setting
the world on fire.
When they're counting out
how much money should I leave,
the only thing they're gonna
remember is one *bleep* up.
Go out, have a good time,
enjoy yourselves.
But remember, in the morning,
your ass belongs to me.
Enjoy, guys.
-Thank you.
-Thanks, cap.
Thank you, captain.
Let's wash down.
Okay, what would you
like me to jump on?
I would like to jump on
clearing the rest of this.
Ah!
Are you serious?
It's the wind!
The air over here feels so good.
We've gotta finish this,
and then we can get out,
go do some boozin'.
Done.
Mom, I can't talk long, I just
have to tell you something.
...Because my mom knew I was
about to be a ----ing boss.
So, she figured why not
name me after a boss?
My mom is like my best friend.
I always say, like,
we grew up together.
She had me when she was 19.
Me and her are very,
very close.
I usually like to talk to her
multiple times in a day.
She's the first ring.
But I like everyone.
I mean, I don't think
I'm gonna mess with anyone.
There's only one cute guy,
honestly,
and he's a deckhand with me.
All right, I love you and
I'll call you tomorrow.
I might sleep
at the table this evening.
I know, I don't know
if I'm gonna be,
-like, checked in or out.
-No!
I feel pretty checked out
at the moment.
Yeah.
There was definitely details
missed this first charter.
I think that's why I like
hiding in the laundry room.
There's no pressure.
Nobody bothers me.
It's like being in
solitary confinement,
but I'm very good
at being alone.
I'm an only child.
You have a heart on your arm
that says "mum."
*bleep* off!
You're so cute!
I love it!
Yes, baby, let's go, baby.
♪
♪ eee eee ♪
-titties
-titties!
♪
yeah, that's very kind of you,
thank you so much.
-The charred octopus?
-Yeah.
A cracked conch,
and the hummous and pita.
Oh, lovely!
Cheers, guys!
To a happy season ahead.
That ain't bad.
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
All right.
do you have a home
in baltimore yourself?
I have a little apartment.
My girlfriend's there,
taking care of it.
Oh, very good.
Yeah, she lives
in new york city.
So you met her two months ago?
New thing in my life this season
is I'm in a relationship.
I think I am kinda
getting to that point
in my life where I'm
ready to settle down.
You know, I'm almost 36.
Better late than never, right?
Oh, are you?
Ooh!
Now you're talkin'.
Bar?
Let's do it.
I'm purely a spectator
in this sport.
Cheers, cheers, again,
I know we cheersed
500 times this evening,
but cheers.
-And probably 10 more.
-So many more.
I think you're phenomenal
at your job, I really do.
-Because of the comments we got.
-Yeah.
And naturally,
I take that personally.
Because we started off
the charter with fraser,
you're head of housekeeping,
and the comments came
down to housekeeping.
-Correct.
-But I spent...
90 percent of my
time in service.
It's always a
bigger picture aspect.
I just don't wanna
disappoint you, either.
Had I known where
everything was...
Of course, it'd be a different
story, wouldn't it, yeah.
How to do the turn-downs, it's a
completely different scenario.
Don't talk over me.
Moving forward, there's actually
no room for *bleep* ups.
You can pull off
the greatest party,
and at the end of the day,
a trash bag and a towel
are gonna be the things
that take that away.
Moving forward,
now we know the boat
and there's actually no
room for *bleep* ups.
There isn't, yeah.
So, it's a really
great learning curve,
and I hate that it falls
on housekeeping.
I only spent 10 percent of
my time in housekeeping.
I don't see any kindness
or any warmth
or vulnerability from heather.
So, you can't warm
to an ice cube.
You're my boss, and
I don't wanna come here
and disappoint you.
And I don't ever want you
to feel that way,
because you are
a reflection of me,
and I am a reflection of you.
Let's see what charter
number two brings.
Absolutely.
Would anyone like a drink?
Can we do two lemon drops?
We are those assholes now.
All right, here we go.
Oh, my goodness.
What the *bleep*?
That's our johnny depp boy.
All right, y'all ready?
All right, I got my beer to go.
Let's get it.
To the cars.
Cars are here.
Hola.
After you, darling.
-Oh, should we get in...
-You should get in.
-Yeah.
-Get the first one in.
But did you guys see
rayna kinda, like...
I think they're gonna hook up,
straight up.
Yeah, I think so.
I got that weh lih.
-Ew!
-No!
-rayna, disgusting.
Sorry, that was not ladylike.
Mother----er.
I'm really quite tipsy actually.
All right, I'm gonna change
into something comfortable.
Oh, bastard!
Night-night, ladies.
No, I'm going to a
hot spot called my bed.
Those shrimps?
Woohoo!
boob!
-Who's going?
-I'm coming.
Good night, boys.
Good night, mate,
see you in the morning.
I'll see you in the morning.
See you in the morning,
I'm going to sleep.
Let's go.
Guys, it's us three.
-No way, it's too cold.
-Rayna, behave yourself.
It's too cold.
-It's too cold.
-That's amazing.
-I congratulate you
all right, once again,
I gotta talk.
I have never seen a
crew romance work out.
You've got nearly eight
billion people on this planet,
and you really think that
that person's the one for you?
No.
Are you guys off the jacuzzi?
Yeah, we good.
Yeah, baby.
You're stupid.
Good night.
Thank god.
It's me.
Ow.
Jake is very hot.
I like him.
Oh, rayna, why did you do this?
Yeah, so, I'm talking to
someone that I met in mexico.
We just like each other a lot.
This isn't good.
This isn't good at all.
Next, on "below deck"...
Last season, there were some
really alarming things
that were said on
your behalf about me.
It was, like,
viciously attacking.
-Did you have a smooch?
-Ugh!
Did you?
Did you!
Ooh, morning, morning.
How's it going?
Good, how are you?
I feel that we need
to pick up the pace
in laundry and
making cocktails.
Primary charter guest is
michael durham.
They would like to
invite me to
a whiskey-paired,
multi-course dinner.
What does your wife do?
Nothing.
She's paid her dues.
She has to put up with your ass.
Morons.
Get your ass up and get the
*bleep* down these stairs.
Oh, my god.
Hurry up, pitter-patter,
mother----er, let's go.
Crouching tiger, hidden stew?
I think it's best we
all just...
No, go *bleep* yourself and
throw yourself off the boat.
It's dangerous.
Stay away from each
other right now.
-Oh *bleep*.
-Can... No.
This is some ----ing sh--.
09x02 - Boat Daddy
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Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.
Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.