05x04 - Kate Goes to Church

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Previously, on "Below Deck"…

-Chris, Chris?
-This is the captain.

I'm just wondering why I don't hear Chris.

-Hey, Chris?
-Yeah, I'm up. Ugh, f---.

You know, you're gonna be
dumb, you've got to be tough.

He's a whole lot of one
and not much of the other.

-Hi.
-How are you?

This is really why I got into yachting.

You meet a hot sailor who's
got a beautiful sailboat.

Hey, this is nice.

Can you let me know if I have
any nip slips?

Yeah.

I think Nico's adorable,
but he has a girlfriend,

and I'm not gonna get in the way of that.

I miss you.

I miss you too. Is there a girl?

-Listen, you're breaking up.
-I want the one on the star.

[laughter]

Are you guys getting along right now?

She sucks at her job, but she's hilarious.

It's insulting, and it's
definitely out of line.

-You're so wonderful.
-Thank you.

Bri and I have chemistry together.

Are you tickling my back?

Is that not alright?

I don't know. [laughing]

Bri's pretty. She's a pretty girl.

-I have to go.
-Ciao.

My little brother just passed away.

Oh sh--, I'm sorry.

He was like my best friend.

I want one, I want one!

Jen likes to drink.

No, I have to leave.

I'm drunk, I'm sorry.

Kate!

Nobody comes between me and Jesus.

Kate!

I'm never drunk!

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat club music]

[indistinct]

♪ ♪

Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.

♪ ♪

Hey, I saw what I needed to see.

Where's Jen?

-Jen?
-What?

-What are you doing?
-I'm good. I just am drunk.

I don't want to be like this.
I never get this way.

Ever! Ever.

-I know, me either.
-I want to go to bed.

I like Jen. I can't explain it.

But she's having a full-fledged
dramatic telenovela meltdown.

I'm leaving without you.
I'm getting a cab.

Bye.

[sighs]

Hey, Kate.

The crew is pretty drunk.

[all] Baker! Baker! Baker! Baker!

-Yeah.
-So we need to go.

That's alright. I'll see you
back at the boat.

The way I see it, I can either
go back to the boat

and hang out with drunk crewmembers,

or I can go with hot Jesus

on his private sailboat
and hang out with him.

Let's go home, and get sleep, then.

You're funny.

What would Jesus do?

Come on.

Me.

Hey, I have a question for you.

I know you love your seat back,
but like, I'm--

F---off. Sit right there.
Don't look at me like that.

You can both sit up here.
I can lay on the seat.

I'm not moving. No, I'm not moving.

You can sit right here.
I have a whole seat for you.

I'm not. I'm done.

[soft upbeat music]

-There you go.
-Oh.

I need-- I need help. Thanks.

I need to look for Kate.

She made it home okay?

Small body.

Very nice actually.

I'm gonna teach you something.

F---my life.

Where did Kate disappear to?

-[indistinct]
-[laughs] That sucks.

♪ ♪

[burps]

It's gonna be fine, kiddo.

Can you help me with my hangover?

Mm-hmm.

[soft laugh]

Ahalfacetis?

-Okay, look here.
-All right.

I feel like honest and
intention-- intentional today.

-Okay.
-I enjoy your friendship.

It's like, really nice to, like,

be able to really connect
with somebody else.

Yep.

Vulnerability looks good on me.

Pretty girls like that sh--.

You're a hard read, by the way.

I'm hard to read?
What would you like to clarify?

Where are you at? What's up with you?

I totally appreciate you
being honest with me.

Interesting me… with your vulnerability.

But I am not currently
romantically attracted to you.

I kinda got thrown off my game.

We should sleep soon.

That feels better to get that
little conversation over with.

Good night.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[alarm blaring]

[groans]

Guys, I was crunk last night.

[all] Baker! Baker! Baker!

-How are you feeling?
-I feel fine.

You're very happy.

I, on the other hand, was not very happy.

How was your night? You weren't happy?

I wanted my bed.

Anybody seen Kate this morning?

No idea.

I think she's… at church.

Getting baptized.

[idle music]

♪ ♪

[laughs]

Oh, it's you, okay.

Where did you sleep last night.

The best thing about waking up early

is catching the walk of shame.

You are naughty.

This is gold to me.

Um, hi!

-Yeah.
-[slow clapping]

Somebody was naughty-yachty!

Maybe, maybe she'll be a happier Kate.

I guess that answers my
question as to where Kate's at.

Deck guys, let's help Bruno on the dock.

Let's go, seriously.
Don't drag it on the dock.

Do not drag that on the dock.
Let's move, Chris.

Come on, princess.

So, what we'll do is
chamois, fold it here,

-and then put it in the last.
-Yep.

Can you throw down a chamois mop?

It's upstairs. You guys get it.

The thing about Chris
is he just doesn't care.

On a scale to one to not giving a sh--,

he's shat his pants.

Oh. I'd like to sleep.

Hey, Jen, did you toast me a bagel?

I did.

It was waiting for you in the toaster.

Thank you. I about
broke my ankle last night.

It's a miracle I didn't.

Mm-hmm.

-Church? Was Jesus there?
-Yes, Jesus was there.

Jesus came.

I saw God twice.

-That must have been some mass.
-Mm-hmm.

So it needs to be, like, nice and soft.

Whatever pays the bills.

[hip-hop instrumental music]

-Look at that.
-Oh!

Is that from last night?

Those are.

You have sex bruises?

-He like, pow!
-[laughs]

[laughs] You need some sun.

We should take the ironing board
outside onto the deck.

Yeah, okay. You can do that.

-Really?
-Yes.

And wear our bikinis while we iron?

-Yeah, you want to do it?
-Hell, yeah, buddy.

-Go change.
-All right, yes.

I can't wait to be outside in the sun!

-Deckhands' lucky day.
-I know, I know.

Listen, I signed up for
six weeks of charter,

not six weeks of rehab.

On our turnover day,
I'm gonna have a beer,

'cause it's the only time we can.

-Holy sh--.
-Hey, Nico, you want to chat?

Yeah, I just want to check
my emails really quick.

Is that okay?

-Yeah.
-F---ing…

Have you been able to talk
to your girlfriend

since you've been here?

Well, it's been hard, because I've been--

-Mm-hmm.
-Sorry, you're distracting me.

Yeah, you know what?

Sometimes you need
to just get some alone time.

What the hell is going on?

[line trilling]

Hey babe.

What's goin' on?

Sorry. [sniffling]

No, I'm like, you know, when, like,

someone's, like, overly compensating,

like acting like everything's fine.

It's just not, you know? [sniffling]

Just, it's just a lot, you know?

I just want to be home right now.

I'm so worried about Mom.

I can't fix anything
when I'm here, you know?

And I've always been there for her.

And if she's not okay,
it's gonna f---me up, you know?

Like, I can't deal with that.

From the beginning of the season,

I just wanted to be home with my family.

It's hard dealing with
losing your best friend

and your little brother.

It's hard on my mom,
it's hard on my family,

and it's not really fair
for me to not be there

to support my brothers and my family.

I need to get back to work. I'll talk to
you later.

Coming up…

What the f---are they doing?

Watch the bow, watch the bow,
watch the bow!

[loud clank]

-Did I hit something?
-God damn it!

[upbeat music]

-[upbeat music]
-Kate, Matt, Nico,

I need you guys in the crew mess ASAP.

♪ ♪

-Sports fans.
-Hi.

We have Susan Winters Macintosh.

She's a luxury real estate agent
in the Palm Springs area,

which is a pretty high-rent area.

We have eight, which is two more
than we've had in the past,

and they're all women.

Girls getting together to get
sh-- faced and have some fun.

If this crew steps up to the plate,

this should be a walk in the park.

They want to do
a disco-themed dance party.

Yeah. I mean, disco theme party?

Come on, it's played out.

But at least it's not an '80s theme party.

Chef, I don't see anything
in there that's really crazy.

Okay.

So, we are gonna get bombarded.

We'll just take it as it comes
and make it work.

There's a lot of work left
to be done on the boat.

-So let's pack it in, guys.
-Yay.

-[radio beeps]
-All deck crew.

Can you go to the bow?
Let's just talk about docking.

I want to go through
tying down the boat again.

I need to train them to use the lines.

The more bodies we have on deck that are

actually capable of doing things,

the more smooth this
whole thing is gonna run.

You're gonna go over once, right?

-Oh, yeah. And then like that.
-There you go. Put it through.

The drunk sailor climbs out
the hole, goes around the pole,

-and falls back in the hole.
Sure, if that works.

And if someone else
wants to grab this one.

Last I heard, I wasn't
allowed to touch the lines.

And I like it that way.

But I guess I should probably do the job

I've been hired to do now.

That, and tying a bollard,
and then making off lines

are the three things
you should know as a deckhand.

-Is that one right?
-Easy.

I learned it on YouTube.

No, no. Okay, hold on.

Oh, no.

Oh, okay. So…

-Uh, no. Not at all.
-Wait, like this?

So why don't we not confuse yourself?

-No, the other way--
-All right.

Whatever side you start on,
you go opposite of.

-So it's basically like this?
-Uh-huh.

-And then--
-Underneath.

-Like this?
-In it.

Easy, right? Yeah.

I need to put this in action,
and they need to get going.

-Perfect.
-All right.

[pensive music]

♪ ♪

[sighs] Oh, man, I'm so
f---ing stressed out.

-Huh?
-Just a lot going on.

Do you want to talk about it?

-Yeah, please.
-Okay.

Do you want to sit outside?

-On the deck
-Yeah

-I'll bring a ukulele
-That's great.

If you're on this boat,
you know, working hard,

and you're holding in
all this stress and stuff,

it's gonna become a problem.

So I am naturally a nurturer,

and I'm happy to be that person
for Nico right now,

because I can tell he needs it.

How are you doing?

There is so much f---ing stress with…

…with captain on me and these guys.

Personal stuff too.

Today is like the anniversary
of my brother.

That's right.

Does your mom want you back home?

She's having a hard time.

And of course like all this sh-- like…

It rolls down hill you know what I mean?

About them?

Yeah, I just need to get through to Chris,
he's f---ing useless.

You speak to him about it?

Yeah. He's just sarcastic with everything.

We'll figure it out.

I know. Let's hear it

Oh. I'm a beginner.

Let me just make that clear.

[plays ukulele]

You know, it's super hard
being away from Melissa.

And I think that's why me
and Bri maybe get along so well,

is because she reminds
me of my girlfriend.

That's pretty good.

That's really good.

She's awesome, and
I see her as a good friend.

♪ ♪

-Can I play?
-Do it.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Just trying to wake up.

[blender whirs]

So, we have three hours
'till the guests arrive.

We have to work extra, extra fast.

We're going to put out
some water toys today.

I want you to go around and do
a quick, quick, quick vacuum.

Let's start with a wipe-down this morning.

You want us to re-do the windows, too?

-Yes.
-Wiping windows.

Go, go, go.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

One hour 'till guests arrive.

So, anything we need to step up,
let's get it done.

Fast, fast, fast, fast. Ooh.

I feel like I have my groove down.

[vacuum humming]

But I don't want to get too comfortable,

because as soon as you get comfortable,

that's when the curve ball is thrown.

[sighs]

Will you disperse the flowers while I just

make sure we have everything?

Rinse it off with fresh water,
and then make sure it's dry.

-Cool.
-You already got ice?

And you already stocked the water?

Champagne is on ice.
I will go grab ice downstairs.

Bruno, grab some cleaner wax.

-You can do this whole top here.
-Cool.

Lee, Lee. I've been helping
the deckies out with the lines.

Are you comfortable with them
helping us get off the dock?

All right. Let's do it.

Deck guys, let's go ahead

and start getting changed over.

[upbeat electronic music]

Kathleen, she looks like Vicki
from the Housewives to me.

Really? I feel like they all kind of do.

I need everyone on the main deck aft.

Copy.

How exciting. [scattered whoos]

-God, I hate that sound.
-I know.

-Hello!
-Hello!

-Hi.
-Hi.

Welcome aboard. I'm Captain Lee.

Hi, Captain Lee,
I'm Susan. Nice to meet you.

-It's a pleasure.
-Hi, welcome. I'm Kate.

-Kate, nice to meet you.
-Hi, I'm Jen.

[women cheering]

Are you guys ready for us? [laughter]

I know this charter already.

A lot of whoo-ing and yeah-ing.

Yeah! [cheering]

A lot of straw hats.

Kate will show you around
the boat and give you a tour.

And we'll get out of here
and we'll get the party started.

If that's all right with you. [cheering]

All right. Good. Kate?

-Right this way, ladies.
-Okay, great.

-Watch your--
-Oh my gosh.

-This is our main salon.
-Oh, look at the flowers.

Do we get to take them with us? [laughs]

I'm not gonna check your bags.

So, right this way.

And this is your master stateroom.

[women gasping] And then right this way.

Cheers, honey girl, you made it happen.

[electronic music]

That was a heavy one, guys,
don't break your back.

There might be a body in that one, huh?

-That goes in the master.
-There's a live body in there.

We have the Jacuzzi,

and then up here we have the bunny patch.

This is beautiful.

Hey, Susan, you're making me nervous.

I need you to come back.

Okay, and now, I'm gonna show
y'all your guest quarters, yeah?

Your room is stunning,
but this is still k*ller.

-It is.
-It's k*ller.

We're leaving the dock right now?

Then we want to go see it.

Let's do it.

[rousing music]

Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

Bow line's off. He's coming to the stern.

Loosen up, loosen up,
loosen up, loosen up, loosen up.

What's he doing?

Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

-That's good.
-I need the spring line done.

-What do you guys want to do?
-Let's go up. Let's go up.

It's really happening, you guys.

Pinch me.

Come on, pull it.

Let's go. Let's get that stern line off.

Let go, let go.

What the f---are they doing?

That's ridiculous.

Cap, our bow's sticking here.

I got a spring line out there.

I'm waiting on the dock guy.

He ran right past the line.

Bow's just kicking closer
and closer and closer.

F---.

Watch the bow!

Watch the bow, watch the bow,
watch the bow!

[loud clank] God damn it!

[dramatic music]

Oh, God.

Did we hit something?

I kept hollering at them,

get that f---ing spring line off.

I've got a knot in my stomach,

because that could easy do

a 1/4 of a million dollars
worth of damage.

-Oh my gosh.
-That's what happens

when people aren't f---ing
paying attention.

-Did we hit?
-Yeah, we it.

What the f--- happened back here?

-Watch the bow!
-I got a spring line out there.

We're waiting on the dock guy.

He ran right past the line.

-[loud clank]
-God damn it!

Oh, the bow!

Oh, God. Did it hit something?

Get that f---ing spring line off.

All right, let's tidy this up.

I am madder than a pissed-on chicken.

Oh, f---ing bow to stern.

Everyone needs to start f---ing
paying attention.

Captain Lee's right there.
You got to go that way.

I would stay clear of him as well.

-Yeah.
-Here we go, girls!

[cheering]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

That, to that, we can bring this.

You did nothing to this coffee, right?

-It's mine.
-Okay, 'cause the Captain Lee

wants some, and-- he's had a
little bit of a stressful time.

I'm gonna take your coffee.

-How's the captain, though?
-We hit the dock, you know?

-He's pretty mad.
-Yeah.

Do you think it was something
that we did wrong?

It's a mistake on our part,

and we're definitely
gonna have to pay for it now.

There's so much just
building up inside me.

All these guys aren't where
they're supposed to be.

But who's in charge of
these guys? The senior deckhand.

Nico to the bridge.

-How bad's the scratch?
-Not that bad.

Who did we have back there?

-Chris?
-It was Chris and Baker.

Two of my deck crew,

they're standing there
looking at the dock guy,

watching him screw up,

and don't open their mouths.

It's really obvious that they
don't know what they don't know.

I'll get somebody down to touch it up.

All right.

Dumbasses.

[upbeat music]

[women cheering]

Can I get a drink?

Yes, of course.

I'll do more too.

I'll bring the bottle.

How about that?

She-- she learns quick! [laughter]

Is the captain pretty pissed?

We'll just stay clear of him.

Yep. Just do our jobs anyways.

Do our jobs. Move on.

-So is-- the boat's damaged?
-Yeah.

It wasn't me, man.

F---ing "wasn't me".
Are you f---ing kidding me?

-Look at how calm the water is.
-I know.

-You're our new BFF.
-Yes! [laughs]

We have snacks coming right up.

Okay.

-We have what coming up?
-Snacks!

I thought she said "sex."

[laughing] I'm like, what?

Sex? I mean, maybe-- maybe tomorrow.

[laughter]

-Totally f---ed up, right?
-Mm-hmm.

No, it was insane, because I was literally

seeing what was about to happen.

You know, like, 'cause now it
makes sense for me.

And I knew, like,
if you don't get the lines out,

it's gonna pull the ship back.

-Mm-hmm.
-And it's gonna hit so hard.

And that's exactly what happened.

I was f---ing pissed.

Is this meat on this? What's on it?

Don't they normally send two dockhands?

Regardless of the dockhands,

-that was our fault.
-Yeah.

Doesn't matter. He walked
right past the spring line.

And no one said anything.
And then he was on the stern.

F---ing everything.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

-Beautiful.
-Oh.

-How's it going out there?
-Good.

They're very happy.
How's it going with you?

-Horrible.
-What happened?

-We f---ing smashed the dock.
-Yeah.

Well, I heard the dock people screaming,

and Captain was not happy.

We smashed the hull into it.

Not really happy with them right now.

Time to shine.

Hey, Baker. Just so you know,

like, that's not single-handedly,

like, his fault, your fault;
it's everybody fault.

F---ing Chris is like, "Oh,
you know, it wasn't my fault."

Like, that guy is just like, on my f---ing

last nerve right now, so.

We definitely f---ed up. Again.

You can't just say it's not your fault.

We're a team.

Captain Lee, the anchor's
ready on your command.

On my mark. Drop.

[metal chain whirring]

You see that color, right?

Blue, right?

Yeah, you see it?

No.

Captain, 2 1/2 in the water.

Oh, this is awesome.

Look at how pretty.

Okay, the guests are
all there. You can plate.

Excellent. I'll start plating now.

Every group has their highs and lows.

Is the eggplant parmesan really gonna

go good with tequila?

-I'm sure it'll be fine.
-Okay.

The kind of chef I am, I love fresh fish.

I love organic meats.

You know, keep it fresh, keep it simple.

I can make anyone food
they want to eat and will enjoy.

We have chicken Chinese salad
with some sesame seeds.

-Perfect.
-Oh, that looks really good.

-It smells so--
-Oh, I know.

-Doesn't it?
-[laughs]

-Yeah.
-Awesome.

-This is excellent.
-Oh. Oh my gosh, it's amazing.

-They're happy, huh?
-Mm-hmm.

[all] Cheers!

-There we go.
-Then it sucks.

-Oh my God.
-Is Jen back up?

No, not yet. I'm gonna go-- get her.

Maybe she's just doing
laundry or something.

-You did so good today.
-That means a lot.

Because, like, service
has always been like, ugh.

You're early, girl, so

go do the crew platters now

-Okay.
-And go on break at four.

And you…

are on guest service
and putting things away.

Got it. Yay.

I want you to check on
the guests every seven minutes.

Got it.

Put the stuff on the counter
in the cupboards where it goes.

Stop touching that and touch
this, and clean that plate.

Thought you were gonna tell me
to put that away, put this down?

Okay, put those--
put that in the trash can.

Don't touch that, touch this.
I've got it, this.

I'm just trying to keep you
focused on the task at hand.

I have to read your mind.

Everything was just amazing.

They want a disco party tonight.

-Right.
-And I have looked everywhere.

You've got to go shopping for balls.

-Right. We don't have them on board.
-Okay.

-Bri is on break until 6:00.
-Right.

So it is you keeping the guests happy.

Every seven minutes, talk to the guests.

-Micromanagement?
-You need it.

Kate micromanaging me
would be an understatement.

And even though I'm
the newest one on the boat,

I find it very difficult
to bite my tongue.

[upbeat music]

[cheers]

-Get it, Susan.
-[laughs]

-Whoo!
-[laughs]

Captain, just letting you
know, I'm going to shore.

Wish me luck.
I hope they have disco balls.

[both screaming]

Oh, God. This is so stupid.

I mean, you're kind of taking up
a lot of room up here, buddy.

Could you just move? Could you just move?

Hold her! Hold her! Hold her!

Hold me. God damn it!

Hi. Champagne and water?

And I would love a water,
and a Sauvignon blanc.

-Okay, no problem.
-Thank you.

Hey, would you do me a huge favor?

Would you run up to the sky lounge

and get a bottle of Sauvignon blanc?

-I'm busy right now.
-Oh, are you?

-Okay, I'm sorry.
-Yeah.

-[mumbling "A Whole New World"]
-[soft laugh]

My ex-girlfriend and I dated
for 1 1/2 years.

Right before the season,
I decided to cut it off.

-You can show me the world?
-I-- I have-- I can.

And right now,
I'm looking to have some fun.

-[laughs]
-[playful groaning]

Perhaps with Bri.

-[laughing]
-Okay.

Sauvignon blanc.

Okay, so I have a
Sauvignon blanc and a champagne.

-Oh, I'll take the champagne.
-Awesome.

You know what I would love is a beer.

She's drinking it.

Yeah, everybody else is still good?

No, I ordered a champagne

and Laura ordered a beer.

-[laughter]
-I was gonna say--

I'll be right back with that.

I'll bring you another champagne.

Oh, come on. Why do these
things keep disappearing?

-What are you looking for?
-The beer opener?

Where is the wine key?

Jen is so lost. [laughs]

Ugh.

-"Ugh."
-Ugh!

Aggressive grunting.

It's like a train wreck.
You have to keep looking.

I'm gonna set these over here.

Water too.

-Okay.
-Sauvignon blanc?

Yeah! Ugh.

I don't know why Kate gave
Brianna the afternoon off,

because these guests are a handful.

Am I in a Twilight Zone? Is this normal?

This is my second beer and both times
they've been warm.

-Okay.
-So maybe the refrigerator

that they're kept in isn't cold enough.

Yes, I will grab one
out of another fridge.

[sighs] It's just a free-for-all.

Come on, kiddo.

Bruno, it might be easier to attach now.

[hip-hop instrumental music]

Pull it, pull it. There you go.

Careful with that line. There you go.

You can even use the yellow line
to pull yourself in.

Okay, let's hurry up. [motor humming]

No, no, no. Manually do it
with your hand. Push it.

There we go. Good job, Bruno.
Good job, Baker.

♪ ♪

Hi, Chris.

How's your day been?

Great.

I'm just a real busy guy here,

always working.

Chris, where are you? Where is he?

On the platform,
putting away the swim stuff.

Come up here and help us
put away this slide.

[motor whining]

Lift it more, a little more, Nico.

Let's pull it. Let's pull it.

Look, Nico, the blue one on top.

-Okay.
-What?

You want us to move that up
and put it on there?

Come on, man. Yes.

Yeah, do you understand
how much that weighs?

Smoking that peace pipe, dog.

Let's go, Chris.

After we hit the dock, I got

Bruno and Baker on the same page,

busting ass.

And then there's Chris.

Don't be shy, Chris.

-How do I--
-It's f---ing heavy.

Just no respect at all.

Sorry. The sky looks sick, man.

Hi. You good?

-I'm gonna take a break.
-Okay.

-[whistles]
-Matt?

-Hey.
-Can we come see you?

-Absolutely. Come on in.
-Great.

-Lunch was amazing.
-It was really good.

Oh my gosh.

So, what time would you like dinner?

So you said we were eating
in the shower now, though?

-[laughs]
-Not us, okay.

I mean, it's a big shower.

I've been in it. [laughter]

Matt's smiling too. [laughs]

I think Matt can totally be a ladies' guy.

He's tall. He's handsome. He cooks.

-He's red!
-It's warm in here.

Yeah, he's a catch.

-We're gonna get ready.
-All right.

-See you in a bit.
-Bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

-[soft laugh]
-There you go.

♪ ♪

-Hey.
-Hi.

How long have they
been down in their cabins?

Mm, 25 minutes?

This is for the sky lounge
to make it a party.

And then, while I was out,
I also bought myself this.

You know, I've been on service

for four hours by myself,

and I think that she is

taking advantage of me.

But I don't really have a choice.

So bad.

Coming up…

Bri's really hot.

Every guy on the boat is f---
looking at her, man.

I'd love to take you on a date.

Please say yes. Please say yes.

[hip-hop instrumental music]

♪ ♪

-[hip-hop instrumental music]
-Practicing your knots?

Done.

-How's it going?
-Better.

I just wanted to kind of
talk to you about,

you know, how today went.

And obviously stuff like hitting the dock,

you know, shouldn't be happening.

No, it shouldn't.

But other than that f---up,

what I'm seeing from certain people,

you know, especially Chris,

I don't know what's not clicking with him.

I don't know if he's
just not taking his job

seriously, or what the case is.

It doesn't appear to me like
he's taking it seriously.

I've been Bruno improve
in every single area,

and Chris is just, like, moping around.

And I have to always
constantly check on him

to make sure he's even working.

Got any ideas?

We're in kind of close here.

Maybe we should do an anchor watch.

I think that's a great idea.

He can just park his ass right up here

and look at instruments all night.

Do I need an anchor watch? No.

Chris chose not to learn,
and not to pay attention.

Time to wake up and realize

this isn't a f---ing walk in the park.

Sounds good, Cap.

[upbeat music]

I am tired.

-Hey, Matt?
-Hey.

While I'm in here, will you discuss

what's for dinner with me?

We're gonna do a really
simple arugula salad.

Usually, chef's personalities

are as flavorful
as the dishes they create.

Which, actually, in Matt's case is true.

Everything about him is a little bland.

Wild salmon with a dill mashed potato.

And we're gonna do the bread puddings,

which Susan's really excited about,

with a orange glaze.

Chris, Chris?

I'm in my room.

Coming in.

So, Captain wants
to do anchor watch tonight.

-Mm-hmm.
-So come back up at 11:00.

-Okay, cool.
-Yeah.

'Till when?

-To 7:00.
-Sick.

-Yeah.
-I didn't bring a book, man.

That was a poor choice, huh?

Yeah.

♪ ♪

Jen, Jen. Kate.

♪ ♪

Jen, I have something you're gonna love.

-What is it?
-If you go down to the bilge,

if you go all the way back,
it's big, black, curly afro.

-Really?
-Yes.

-[laughs]
-Go get it. Please, fast.

The minute Jen starts
bringing more to the table,

I won't make her wear a wig.

But just Bruno did the sushi platter…

-Is that Bruno?
-Bruno!

-It's her turn to add
something to the charter.

You're not gonna recognize me
when I come back.

That's all I'm saying.

Yeah, she don't look bad with a 'fro.

There's no doubt in my mind

that Kate is hazing me.

[sighs]

You're fine.

-[laughs]
-Afro looks good on you.

Go. Stop looking at yourself and bring--

I'm getting the second plate of butter.

She looks like a little old lady.

[giggles]

Jen looks ridiculous in this wig.

I think Kate's just doing this
to put Jen in her place,

and show her who's boss.

[women cheering]

Butter.

[laughter and applause]

Arugula, cucumber, pine nut.

And balsamic dressing.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

This is an arugula salad

with an endive balsamic
dressing and pine nuts.

-Mmm.
-So good.

♪ ♪

You know what? I'm done of cleaning.

Bruno, you know what?
When are-- when are you done?

-Are you--
-When-- when they're done.

They go to bed, I go to bed.

♪ ♪

Jen, Jen, Bri, Bri.

Can you please come to the pantry?

-This is, uh, Laura.
-Let's run.

You know what to do.

Thank you.

-That looks beautiful.
-Thank you.

-Well done.
-You're welcome.

-Mmm.
-Oh my gosh.

That's amazing.

Go give Matt a big old kiss.

This has got to be the best salmon.

I might cry. [laughter]

They said that they want
to give you a big old kiss.

So, will you bring out
the bread pudding when we do it?

Yeah, I'd love that.

I feel bad pointing out
that his food is boring.

But at least they're happy.

[pensive electronic music]

♪ ♪

Everything with my brother
has been pretty hard.

And my way of escaping
everything is to be by myself,

and work, work, work, work, work,

and keep busy.

Not today…

Ten minutes in the morning; I tell myself,

you got ten minutes to cry, and that's it.

And then, you pull yourself together,

and life goes on.

F---.

We don't need two people on streamers.

This is serious. Put
your afro on and get to work.

I'm gonna go use the bathroom.

-Don't forget your afro.
-I'm good.

You don't have a choice.

-I can't wear this.
-Listen, you just have to.

I don't always want to train everyone

that I get on a boat with, but I do it.

So why don't you put your afro on?

"I'm just gonna make Jen
my little monkey."

God, I want to take this off.

-Well, it's-- listen.
-I'm trying.

This job makes us do a lot
of things we don't want to do.

Do you want to dance? That's encouraged.

Go in character-- yes.

They want to see it.
But fill their drinks first.

I think that asking her to
wear the afro made her upset,

because she always takes
such time with her hair.

[hairspray hisses]

She's like Samson.
Like, you take away her hair,

and she's like, felt, like, powerless.

There she is. Disco gal.

So how many of those wigs are back there?

This is the only one that I know about.

But seriously, I'm ready to pass this off.

Oh, okay. Susan wants to wear it.

-[laughter]
-Oh!

-The blonde coming out of this.
-Oh my gosh! It fits!

That bow is too cute.

Oh, my goodness.

-Right?
-I got it.

Whoo!

Jen. I need you to pick
seven sprig of mint.

Seven mint sprigs.

Is this gonna be good to pick it out of?

Yeah, yeah.

Use the biggest ones you can find.

Seven of them, yeah. Hurry up.

One. Hmm.

-You know what? Just forget it.
-Okay.

Stop what you're doing.

I'm gonna put it up,
because I took it out,

-so I'm not gonna stop that.
-All right.

-What is that for, a mojito?

I'm just switching bags.

Don't switch bags, that's stupid.

We can just wait for dessert.

I'll be down in the galley for a bit.

-Jen?
-Yeah?

Hey, we have to--
we're doing dinner service.

Okay, well, I'm being, like,
pulled in a million directions.

-No, you're not.
-I'm being told to do something

then I do it, and then
you're yelling at me

-for doing what I was told--
-Nobody-- who told you--

I'm sorry. Dinner right now is a very--

I understand, but,
for all of you guys to, like,

tell me the same thing five times in a row

every five seconds,
it's like-- it's a little much.

Oh, dear, let me just tell you
something one time…

-Yes.
-…before you interrupt me.

-Dinner is a--
-Didn't mean to interrupt you.

You're hilarious.

Let me just tell you something one time…

-Yes.
-…before you interrupt me.

-Dinner is a--
-Didn't mean to interrupt you.

-You're hilarious.
-Mmm.

Dinner is a very stressful time

for interior and the galley.

Don't be a hypocrite.

Are you really going to see Jesus?

No.

Hey. Man, this is so relaxing.

But yet I'm the slacker.

It's gonna feel like
people are telling you

a lot of things to do, but there
are a lot of things to do.

-I understand.
-But, okay, well, right now,

we still have a lot
of things to do. Come on.

That's fine. Until you tell me
the next thing to do,

-I am ready to go. Let's go.
-Okay. That's what I thought.

-Hello!
-[cheering]

-Will you please go down to
the cabins and just do a quick--

-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Thank you.

Do you want your afro?

-No.
-No.

Bread pudding with a
little bit of marmalade on top.

-Your mama's recipe, right?
-Yes, it is.

-Yeah.
-Enjoy.

-This is--
-Wow.

That is so good.

Really good.

Thank you.

I have peanut butter up here.

Matt knows me already.

So well.

Here you go, young lady.

Bruno, do you want to wear the afro?

-No.
-Come on, you can dance.

I bet you're a good disco dancer.

-No, I'm not.
-Why?

-'Cause I'm tired.
-I'm tired.

But you don't see that slowing me down.

[chuckles] Good for you.

There are certain mental things

these green crewmembers
are not understanding.

Yachting is the opposite
of resting on your laurels.

There are no laurels in yachting,

'cause there's no rest.

Teamwork, good for everyone.

-Disco.
-Where's your headband?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Oh!

-Disco! Disco Duck!
-Let's go, girls!

-Okay, let's have a party.
-Oh my gosh!

-Whoo-hoo!
-[women cheering]

These are cool.

[laughing]

Have you seen
the setup upstairs? Disco party?

I don't understand why I need to be awake

when the stewards is awake.

-What are you thinking about?
-Looking for a cold champagne.

-Are you night's girl?
-Yes, I am.

All right. Well, good night, young lady.

Good night.

-Jen, Jen. Kate.
-Go ahead.

Hey, I just saw that it's 10:10,

so go ahead and knock off.

I'm gonna finish turning this room down,

and I will go down. Thanks.

-What's up, buddy?
-What's up?

You ready?

[hip-hop instrumental music]

This is gonna be a quick watch training,

if everyone wants
to join in for this, guys.

-Anchor watch training?
-Yes.

So this is where we're at.
This is our radars.

And then also, you can see
our track line here.

You're gonna realize, okay,
we're off that line.

Now we're, like, over here.

This is the line we're on,
and then it would show,

-like, a new line?
-Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

At the end of the day,
it was the deck team's fault.

We hit the dock, so
everybody is to blame for it.

If Chris wants to start pointing fingers,

I'm gonna give him anchor watch,

and it's gonna be a punishment.

We're not in the Med.

We don't need anchor watch.

But I'm gonna do it to prove a point.

The other boats, make sure
no one else is dragging.

Yeah, yeah.

Ah! Get it, get it,
get it, get it, get it!

[women cheering]

-You want some of this?
-True girl right there.

All here, baby. All here.

-Come on, Bri.
-[women cheering]

These guests are the best.

Every time they order
a glass of champagne,

they're like, can I have
another champagne? Whoo!

Can I have another glass of rosé? Whoo!

[laughter and cheering]

Oh, sh--!

[Upbeat music slows, stops]

[yawns]

-I am so sorry!
-It's okay.

Oh my God.

Another reason
to drink champagne, my friend.

-You know who's really cute?
-Who?

-Bri.
-I agree.

-F---, I want to bang her.
-Do it.

It's gonna be a work in progress.

-It's not gonna be--
-Got to put your time in.

-Oh, you should go dance.
-No.

-See, why are you saying no?
-'Cause I'm tired.

It's okay if you don't have
a lot of deckhand experience,

but it's not really the best
thing to tell the chief stew

that you don't want to
'cause you're tired.

Sitting here doesn't mean that
I'm actually not doing anything.

It means you're not doing much.

You have to earn the tips,
just like all of us.

Oh, I haven't earned my tips?

-I think--
-You think I don't work hard?

You don't-- you're not on
the deck to see how hard I work.

When there is an opportunity--

-Yeah, but I need to be--
-For you to help out…

So why didn't told me
in the beginning of the dinner,

or today that "Bruno, you know what?

"You're gonna do something tonight,

you're gonna dance upstairs."

Not just because now
I'm sitting in the T, so, like--

Bruno, how much advance notice do you need

to participate in the charters?

We need a cruise ship-style
conga line on the main deck aft.

I thought this was, like,
the one thing he could do.

We're all tired, but this is why we get

paid large amounts of money.

-What's going on out there?
-Probably Kate.

You know, honestly,
the real reason that I'm upset

is because of the response
that you're having right now.

Kate, you start a conversation judging me.

I'm not judging you. It's a fact.

You have no yacht deckhand experience.

You don't see me working 18 hours per day.

Do you think I'm sleeping?
No, I'm working outside.

So, if you don't understand
that, then you have an issue.

[dramatic musical flourish]

-[laughing]
-Girlfriend, it's bedtime.

-Turn it off, baby.
-Good night, girls!

[smooth funky music]

♪ ♪

[idle marimba music]

♪ ♪

I can take criticisms, and I can be told

when I've done something wrong.

Instead, I get to figure out

maybe I've done something wrong,

and then I just don't
get to sleep anymore,

and I have to do anchor watch.

Possibly more effective
would be to tell me,

"These are the things that are happening,

and I hope we can see
some progress in the future."

Instead, it's just like
the strangest middle finger

I've gotten in a long time.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Chris, Chris. Go ahead and go down.

♪ ♪

[electronic music]

-Oh!
-Yeah.

Look who's moving.

-[groaning]
-Oh, there's an angry--

[laughs] No, it's not anger.

It's just like, [groans]… my body.

[laughs] Yeah.

♪ ♪

You're engaged, and you
want to stay engaged.

Anchor's ready on your command, Captain.

Roger that. All right,
let's get this hook up.

You have to start flaking that.

It's at the waterline clean.

I'm gonna bring it home. Chop anchor.

Copy that. We're out of here.

[light music]

All right, so you can start
with these guys.

Looks so good. Thank you.

-Our last meal.
-Oh my gosh.

Those are the best breakfast potatoes

I've ever had in my life.

So, what's going on, anything?

So last night, when we came down,

Kate came, like,
with this weird conversation

that I'm not basically
doing anything on board.

Like, I don't have any yachting
experience-- like, from nowhere,

that I should be upstairs
dancing with the guests.

Who she is, like, to tell me

that I don't do anything on board?

She does have a rank, you know,

which is understandable,
but at the same time

she does need to learn,
you know, how to properly--

-How to put the things on.
-Yeah.

The last thing on my mind is Kate.

Right now I'm just hoping we have

a good docking here, nice and easy.

If she mentions it again, just be like,

"Listen, I'm doing my job, all right?

If you have a problem
with what's going on,

then go and talk to Nico."

And I'll have no problem explaining to her

that we don't get breaks.

-Yeah, exactly.
-So leave him alone.

-Coming up…
-We got away with so much.

And I can promise you,
there's gonna be a change

in the configuration of this crew.

Count on it.

[upbeat electronic music]

[upbeat electronic music]

Can I get you something to drink?

I would love a-- are we drinking yet?

-[laughter]
-Of course!

Bri was so funny yesterday.

-She's hilarious.
-Yeah.

-I love her.
-Me too.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

-Is she your type?
-Yeah.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Well, if we have a day off,

you should go do something
adventurous with her.

Yeah. [laughs]

You guys could sail off
into the sunset together.

-Wow. Oh my God.
-This could be your love boat.

I'm attacking the closet now.

It's not even that full.

Oh my gosh, I had such a good time.

And I want to say
I did something interesting

last night during watch, but I didn't.

Just as long as we didn't drag anchor

and you stayed awake.

Good all night.

All right, so let's get ready on our line.

You didn't see anything?

I can't see that far. No cleat?

No, the broken one is gone.

-Chris, Chris?
-Go ahead.

Just a heads up, that cleat is gone,

so if that line doesn't reach far enough,

we're gonna use that other
aft-leading spring line.

All right, so let's
get ready on our lines.

The stern up first,
aft leading the spring.

I'll tell you when to throw.

-Okay.
-All right.

Hopefully it's better than last time.

After we hit to dock, this deck crew

scares the hell out of me,
and I'm fearless.

And with this docking,
hopefully they'll perform.

If not, heads will roll.

Oh my God. All right,
I got no bow thruster.

-[BLEEP]
-Oh, f-- .

-Bow line down.
-Oh, God.

Lock the bow line down.
Hold as much slack as you can.

When your captain says,
"I am bow thruster-less,"

and your crew doesn't know
what they're doing…

Does it help if you swing it?

It's-- it's bad.

It's really--
get really bad, really quick.

If you're gonna throw that thing, get it

to the g*dd*mn dock.

We've got to have those
heaving lines ready.

Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

Fast, fast, fast.

Valor is an older boat.

Hold up on that spring line.

I'm gonna try and get the stern in now.

That thruster's got limited capabilities.

I can hold us there for a while,
but it's not infinite.

Pull up on that line.
Right there. That's slacking.

Matt comes out of nowhere.

I didn't ask him to come out.
He just did it.

How does my yacht chef know what to do

in this situation
better than my deckhands?

Is the bow line locked down?
If you can't talk, shake--

Yes, sir. Bow line's
locked down. Get that ready.

I need slack on the stern line
in order to kick the bow in.

Take it off. You can't pull it up if it's

wrapped around the bollard.
Pull, pull, pull.

Are we taken up on the stern line?

That's good on the stern there, Cap.

Go ahead and lock those lines off, guys.

-Thanks, Matt.
-No worries.

If I get on the radio and I
say with an experienced crew,

"I've lost the thruster," they
instinctively know what to do.

With this crew, it just
compounds the problem.

Grab that. Now, tie it up.

All right, he's got it on, pull it tight.

Did you see them wrapping
that thing like that?

Well, that sure as f---
was a dog and pony show.

Yeah. F---ing embarrassing, again.

I need everyone on the main deck aft.

[upbeat music]

Have safe travels.
It was very good to meet you.

Thank you. Nice meeting you.
Thank you, guys.

[all] Thank you.

-Wonderful to meet you.
-Thank you.

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

[soft laugh]

Thank you guys so much.
We had such a great time.

This is for-- this is for you guys.

We appreciate you guys more than anything.

And [kisses] love you guys all!

[all] Bye!

I need everybody in
the crew mess in five minutes.

[hip-hop instrumental music]

♪ ♪

I thought we had a good charter.

-Your food was k*ller.
-Thank you.

Your girls did a good job on service.

I was pleased with that. Making progress.

Um.

I was party to two of the worst
dockings and undockings

I've ever been involved with.

They were just f---ing atrocious.

And we got so lucky and
got away with so much, somehow.

I don't know what to do.

But I do know that it can't
continue the way it's going.

And I can promise you

there's gonna be a change in

the configuration of this crew.

Count on it.

I hope that Lee just cans
one of these f---ers.

I'll sacrifice Chris. Send him packing.

I'll pay for his plane ticket to go home.

On a better note,
the girls left us a nice tip.

It's very respectable. 16 grand.

I think we end up with 1,540 each.

-Matt.
-Thank you.

Kate.

Goodness.

-Nico.
-Thank you, sir.

So, we've got to get the boat flipped.

That's a wrap. Let's get to it.

Thank you.

[upbeat music]

Whoa.

♪ ♪

So, what did you think of the tip meeting?

Like, does that mean
somebody's going home?

I can't tell if Captain Lee
is saying that so that--

-To scare them silly?
-Yeah.

I just wanted to talk about the charter.

Like, for instance, when we got
off the dock, you know,

you guys were hanging out
on the aft deck kind of talking.

Okay, dockhands are here?
Okay, we're ready, right?

Well, no one noticed
the tender line was tied on top.

When we take these lines off,

this whole entire top bit
needs to already be undone.

For me, it is scary hearing Captain

saying that change is gonna happen.

I think I'm doing a good job,

but I don't feel confident
I'm gonna stay at all.

Take the initiative.

I feel like Captain Lee
doesn't know who to send home.

Oh my gosh, that's so sad.

People on yachts are fired
for much less, usually.

Oh, I know.

You know, if Lee, he's gonna

figure something out on Tuesday.

Hopefully, you know,
he just says, "You know what?

Scratch it, make sure
they know their sh--."

If not, then somebody might be going home.

If Captain wants to make
a change, he should do it.

Or he can say, "Change is coming,"

and make everybody more stressed out,

and more worried for their job,

and decrease work performance even more.

I don't think that's wise,
but that's Captain.

Let's just move on.
Let's put everything away.

Do a deck check, and be done working.

-Didn't have to happen.
-No, no.

But it's not major.

[upbeat music]

We're going to dinner tonight.

-And we're going dancing.
-I love it.

Should I wear a different bra
that's not showing?

No, I like that lace.

I like your outfit.

Thank you. I like yours too.

All right, let's get out of here.

Yeah. Let's go. Let's get out of here.

-What's up, Baker?
-What's up, Nico?

How's everything going? Good?

-Yeah.
-Good.

-How about you?
-Yeah, life is good, you know?

Did you have any more
discussions with Cappy

Let's just enjoy our night

Big changes are gonna be made
with the deck team.

Nothing we can do about that.

I think we're just gonna
go party our ass off,

because this might be
our last night together.

Whoo, cheers.

[electronic dance music]

♪ ♪

-Ooh!
-Oh!

♪ ♪

-Bri's really hot.
-You need to do it, man.

Ugh, I know.

Every guy on the boat's f---ing
looking at her, man

And the only guy she would
date is f---ing you.

-Have you seen her body?
-Yes

Lets put the plan in initiaion

-and f---ing do it
-Done!

♪ ♪

Whoo!

I'm not always about looks.

Kate is out to make my life a living hell.

So, I've learned
to embrace every moment I can.

So just f---ing let go.

-Hi.
-Hi.

What's that over there.

I was wondering,

I'd love to take you on a date.

[laughs]

It's like, hot.

Please say yes. Please say yes.

Serious?

[upbeat club music playing]

I'd love to take you on a date.

Um.

-Ok.
-Alright.

-I'll show you a couple things.
-Done.

Until our next day off.

[upbeat club music playing]All right.

♪ ♪

What happened?

-You got it?
-Yeah.

-I'm taking her out.
-Next day off?

Good.

Lets get the f--- out of here.

-Are we going?
-Are we going?

Oh, God, that was fun.

-I need the back!
-[laughs]

You wouldn't dance with me.

I would love to.

Don't even get me started.

I would love to.

Next time.

[indistinct talking]

[upbeat music]

The boat's around this way.
It's right there.

I see it. [laughs]

I saw-- God, and I love that
you're picking me up.

-Oh!
-Aww.

-Hey, remember--
-No, I'm not gonna--

-Shush, shush, shush.
-Remember, there's the captain.

-There's the captain, listen.
-You need to-- okay, OMG.

This is a little much.

Jen, she's-- she can't tolerate alcohol.

-Come on.
-Where's the…

I'm gonna throw you downstairs.

She gets, like, she's not even human.

Crazy motherf---er.

[playful music]

Kate.

I'm gonna hide.

Kate, I wish I was really smart.

I'm sorry. But just hold on.

God! You smart people are so annoying.

I don't know what's going on.

And I-- I don't like it.

♪ ♪

[playful knocking]

-Hi.
-Hey.

Good.

[laughs]

Oh…

Good night.

Next time on "Below Deck"…

Matt, you brought me to a nude beach.

I did. I brought you to
the best nude beach.

-This is for us.
-Wow.

You can pour yourself,
'cause I don't want to drug you.

Not gonna score you any points, buddy.

Hey. You look nice.

Last night was a very close call.

I need to kind of check myself right now,

because I can do something really stupid.

So we have Bradley and Summer
Smith, a trained gourmet chef.

How's everything so far? All right?

The risotto is a little underdone.

My steak is way past medium.

That's a problem.

Think Captain's just
blowing smoke up our ass?

-About what?
-Rearranging.

I don't know.

No one knows what's going on.

-A new crewmember has arrived.
-What?

I'm pissed.