07x12 - Yacht-Pocalypse Now

[bunniefuu]

[Kate] Previously on Below Deck...

[Ashton] How old are we?
Are we a bunch of kindergartners?

Tell that to your deckhand.
There's an issue.

[Ashton] The issue is there's
[bleep] clothes on the crew mess floor.

[sobbing]

Kate gets away with m*rder on this boat.

[Kate] The entire crew hates me.

I'm sorry I threw
the uniforms on the ground.

[Lee] I'm not gonna tolerate
somebody blowing up.

This will never happen again on my boat.

But you and I
are keeping this casual, right?

Yeah, that's fine.

I don't understand
what's going on in this guy's mind.

I wanna hook up with Kate.
She's sexy as [bleep].

[laughs]

-[Ashton] Oh, look who it is.
-It's Torrie and Albert.

These guys kind of had
a miserable experience last time,

so there's more pressure
to make sure this one goes perfect.

[Torrie] Who is that on that boat?

[Tiernan] It's Grandpa and Grandma!

[Brian] We're gonna open it up this way...

-[Rhylee] Okay, I can... I can...
-Calm down, bru.

[Rhylee] I am [bleep] calm.

Don't tell me to calm down.
You [bleep] moron.

Choose your words carefully with Rhylee.

She's got no respect.

-[Pearson] Can I go to the island?
-[Albert] Yes, Pearson.

[Ashton] Sorry I teased you
with a beach excursion,

but we're not gonna be able to do it.

-[Torrie] Why?
-[woman] They don't wanna risk it.

I'd rather have you all safe.

-[smoke alarm ringing]
-[woman] Oh! [coughing]

-[Albert] What is he cooking?
-[Torrie] We don't need whatever it is.

This is insane.

-[Pearson] Smoky!
-[smoke alarm continues ringing]

[ship horn blares]

[opening theme music playing]

[smoke alarm ringing]

[Lee] Everything okay down there, Kev?

[Kate] Everything's good,
he's just grilling fish.

I understand that it's not Kevin's fault
that the exhaust fan is broken.

[bleep] hell.

But why are we using the grill
when there's no working exhaust fan?

If I had a broken blender,
I wouldn't be pushing piña coladas.

It's very smoky all around.

[Kate] Seven signs of yacht apocalypse.

Smoke, children, in-laws...

unreachable beaches...

no AC in the galley, diarrhea.

[sighs]

[Kate] It's Yacht-Pocalypse.

-What is this?
-[laughs] I don't know.

[Tanner] [sighs] This thing sucks.

Rhylee's hitched it,
but she's, like, she's just...

[Brian] Should have seen it
before I did this.

Rhylee's knots look like they've been done

by a two-year-old who's learning how
to tie their shoelaces for the first time.

Oh, my God.

They're just impossible to get undone,

and it's dangerous
and extremely frustrating,

'cause I need everybody
to pull together here

and rush, rush, rush
and get everything done.

-[bleep]
-[Brian laughs]

[Kevin] Don't panic, Kevin,
you've done this before.

[Kate] You know, people think
what you do is easy.

They think it's all
just smoke and mirrors,

but it's really not.

[Grandpa] I think you're getting taller
or something.

-Mm-hmm.
-[Torrie] Yeah,

you guys haven't seen him
in, like, six months.

They've probably grown.

[Brian] That's it. Should be good.

[Tanner] That'll work with the pool.

I'll try and swing it.

Look, I got him in Thailand.

[Grandma] He's cute, does he have a name?

I forgot what his name is.

[Kevin] I'm ready to go in, like,

-six minutes, eh?
-Okay, good.

Today I've got this big Greek-style lunch
for these guys.

Boop! [chuckles]

[Kate] Can we have any available deck crew
to help us carry up some platters?

I've got couscous,
baba ganoush, the hummus,

-the yoghurt...
-I'll start with these.

Master Pearson and his grandparents
are gonna be super happy with this.

[Albert] Master Pearson loves his fish.

-You excited for lunch?
-[Pearson] I'm too hot.

-[Torrie] He's just hot.
-[Pearson] I'm hotted out.

-[Torrie] Yeah.
-[Albert] Wow.

Kevin, there must be two of you

-back there, man.
-I know.

[Albert] There's no way one person
cranked all this out.

This is exactly what we wanted.

All right guys...
We've got fresh fish, Red Emperor,

some lamb rack from New Zealand.

And then a roasted cauliflower salad
with crispy chick peas...

-[Albert] Wow.
-...spinach, feta, red onions,

and then we've got
an almond cake for dessert.

[Albert] Looks wonderful, Chef, thank you.

[guests clapping]

[Albert] There you go.

Wow.

Pearson, you need to take a bite
of that fish. You're gonna love it, buddy.

[Scott] Very good lunch, very nice.

[Lee] Darrian, Darrian, can you
come up to the bridge, please?

-Kevin.
-[Kevin] Yeah?

It's the first time
family-style's ever worked.

[Courtney] Best lunch ever.

[Darrian] What's up?

What's with that [bleep] fan?

[Darrian] This exhaust fan is a mystery.

[chuckles] The hits just keep coming,
don't they today?

[Scott] Well,
they've pretty much nailed it.

-Except for the...
-[Albert] Beach excursion.

[Torrie] I know, that sucks.
I was so excited to go to the beach.

No mint sauce for the lamb.

[Albert] Yeah, that was one of the big
things we wanted to see.

I personally don't think
it was that treacherous.

[Albert] Yeah, it's like,
why are we really turning back?

[Scott] We could've beached
and it would've been fine.

[Courtney] Are there any watermelon ones?

-[Courtney gasps]
-[Kevin] Ooh!

Sorry, I didn't realize
I was interrupting something.

[Brian laughs]

We can't even be
in the same room together?

[Kevin] Can you keep
your hands off each other

while you're in the same room together?

-[Courtney] Looks that way.
-I'm having a lot of fun with Courtney,

but as soon as someone else
from the crew arrives,

then she puts her guard up.

[Kevin] Pretend that I'm not even here.

-I'll go into the fridge now. [humming]
-[Brian chuckles]

I wanna spend more time
with that chilled Courtney. I like her.

[Kevin humming]

[indistinct conversation]

[Brian sighs]

[Tanner] So far,
I haven't seen many jellyfish.

-[Albert] For real?
-You know what they say about the slide?

-[Pearson] What?
-They say, "When in Thailand."

You want me to go down first,
and I'll wait for you?

-[Pearson] Yeah.
-Okay?

[Albert] There we go.
[chuckles] You gotta go down the slide.

-Hey!
-[Torrie] What...

-Oh, there's my unicorn. Oh!
-[Tiernan] No, it's mine!

[Ashton] Three, two, one, go!

-[cheering]
-[Albert] Look out below!

Pearson! There we go!

[chuckles] Nice!

So in about 15 minutes,
the ride for his parents will be here.

[Kate] That's really the way
to deal with in-laws.

She's a genius.

"We're bringing you onto
a yacht just for lunch." [chuckles]

"Bye!"

[both chuckle]

And then the primary would love
to have you join for dinner.

All right.

It's 1920s-themed.

Are we having bathtub gin?

What?

[Albert] Torrie,
our parents are leaving the boat.

-[Torrie] We'll see you soon.
-[Grandma] Yes!

-[Grandpa] Okay.
-[indistinct conversation]

[Grandma] Take care,
have a safe trip home.

-[Albert] Love you, you too.
-Bye!

[Ashton] You guys, can we please
bring in all the water toys?

[Rhylee] You want me to come up
and grab that...

[Ashton] We'll put Tanner on it first,
so he can get the harness on.

[Rhylee] Okay.
Would you like me to start booming out?

[Ashton] No, that's all right, Rhy.

[Tanner] [chuckles softly]
That was nice teamwork.

Yeah, nice teamwork.

-Rhy?
-Yep?

I'm gonna send you down
for two hours, all right?

[Rhylee clears throat]

[Brian] [sighs] After all this [bleep],
I still love my job, eh?

[sighs]

[Kevin humming]

[Lee] Looking GQ.

I know that things didn't
exactly go as planned.

[humming]

[Lee] As a way to make it up to them,

tonight I'm dressing up,
trying to get 'em in a good mood.

We've gotta pull out all the stops,

and a gentleman doesn't leave
home without taking his tux.

It's just good taste.

Whew, what a day.

You know that point where you're just like
I can't be bothered anymore?

[Kate] Yeah.
I reached that around charter 2.

[Simone] Damn.

[Albert] What are you wearing?

There we go.

The deck hands are going to hate us.

[bleep]

There are going to be feathers everywhere.

Tonight is a theme party, it's 1920s.

I used to love theme parties.

In my twenties,
I went to an anything but clothing party.

I wrapped caution tape around my body,

had traffic cones right here,

and a "do not enter" sign on my hiney.

I was really good
at costume parties in my twenties.

I wanna add this,
but it's gonna look like a brothel.

[Courtney] It really does.

Very good. I'm ready.

-[fan starts]
-[Kevin] No [bleep] way.

-[Kate] What?
-[Courtney] Oh, my...

-[Kate] Mate, that's working
-I love you so much!

[Kevin] Can you feel the air
that's getting sucked out of here?

[Kate] Darrian looks like a superhero.

-[Tanner] What a legend.
-[Kate] Such a legend.

[clapping]

[Kevin] Yes. Darrian.

[Kate] Okay, let's start dinner.

[Torrie] All right, no more phone.

Let's put the phones down.
I'll put mine down, too, okay?

We're all gonna hang out now.

[Tanner] Scusi.

[Torrie] Nice.

[Lee] Good evening.

-[Albert] Captain Lee, looking good!
-[all] Wow!

Master Pearson,
how are you this evening, sir?

-[Pearson] Good.
-Good.

It's my best Titanic Halloween costume.

-[Torrie] Perfect!
-[Albert] I love it. I love it.

I'm about to put the soup in the bowls.

[Kate] Yep, I'm just dropping the spoons.

[Kevin] Okay, cool.

[Kate] Simone, Simone... [indistinct]

[Kevin] Tonight,
we're doing the 1920s theme.

We got some steak, I got a broccoli soup.

Yeah, this is gonna melt
straightaway, so can you go?

[Kate] Okay, yeah.

[Kevin] I got crème brûlée for the kids.

And these guys haven't had
the best experience on board,

so I just need to knock
this one outta the park.

What is that?

Is it smushed green beans?

[groaning] Lame!

That's a feta foam
on top of a broccoli-spinach soup,

and those are just some almonds on top.
Enjoy.

-[Torrie] Thank you.
-[Albert] Awesome, thank you.

[Scott] It's delicious, wonderful.

-[woman] Really good.
-[Torrie] It's really good.

It's kind of cheesy.

[woman] Yeah, it's very good.

Uh, the first three adjectives
that came out of their mouths

were "delicious," "wonderful,"
and "really good."

-[Kevin] Thank you.
-[Kate] Thank you.

[Ashton] Hey, Rhylee, Rhylee, Ashton.

[Rhylee] Go ahead, Ash.

Yeah, will you meet me
on the bow with Tanner, please?

-[Rhylee] Yeah.
-[groans, sighs]

-[Ashton] What's up?
-[Rhylee] With?

Um, I wanna give you guys a line each,

and I want you to practice
your bowlines, okay?

I need you guys to be able
to do a bowline quite quickly.

The bowline is one of the only knots

that can be easily loosened
after it's been under tension.

And Tanner and Rhylee can't tie this knot.

If it's gonna take an extra
five seconds to undo a knot,

I know it from personal experience
that five seconds could cost you a life.

-Do you want me to do it and bring it?
-I'm sorry?

When do you want us
to show you or something?

[Ashton] Do you wanna do it now, or is it...

-like, have you got an issue with this?
-No, I'm just... I just...

You seem to have an issue with the task
I've given you,

'cause you've not tried to do it...

I don't have an issue with it,
I just did it.

Rhylee.

A bowline knot is not
something that I use on a...

-on the fishing boat a lot.
-Cool.

I mean, I don't know what to say.

Yeah, the less you say, the better.

The less I say, the better?

-Yeah, so keep quiet.
-[Rhylee] Mm.

Ashton's acting like a jackass right now.

In this situation,
I'm your superior, okay?

He doesn't respect me
as a person or as a co-worker.

You've got a bad attitude.

I've asked you to do something, okay?

I've asked you to do something...

But you're speaking to me like that,
that's any nice way to talk to me

whether you're my superior or not?

Rhylee, don't come here
with your attitude again.

I'm not gonna sit here
and take your attitude.

-[Rhylee] Right.
-You've got a bad attitude.

I'll just keep taking your guys' attitude.

-Exactly.
-Right.

Cause that's what
a good third deck hand does.

So get it, all right.

[Rhylee] I know,
I can't do it, but you guys can.

Now you guys are my issue.

That's the issue.

All right...

[in singsong] ...it's gonna be
the best steak in the world.

Ooh.

Feel the heat, brother.

Two minutes.

[Albert] I talked to Brian.

While he was putting
everything away, I was like,

thank you for having all that stuff.

And he goes, "Thank you for using it."

You guys probably used that slide more
than I've seen.

[Lee] I know one little
tow-headed boy that did.

-[Torrie] Oh!
-[chuckles] Oh, yeah.

-What?
-[Lee] Did you wear the slide out?

-[Pearson] Yeah.
-[Albert chuckles]

[Lee] Good for you,
that's what it's there for.

[Ashton] I need you guys
to be able to tie bowlines.

-Oh, no, I knew that.
-The point is...

You've seen my knots.

I would love to know
just to wrap the bowline up.

The thing is, I watched her struggle
with it today five times.

[Rhylee] I don't use bowlines that often.

[Ashton] So a proper bowline,
you want your end tail...

-[Rhylee] Yeah.
-[Ashton] ...to go in toward the loop.

[Rhylee] Let me try it real quick.

When I do it, my thing gets, uh...

On the sixth time,
she wants to, like, tie it up and...

and kind of be like, "Oh, well,
I can do it, so what's your point?"

-[Tanner] Did I do that right?
-[Ashton] That's it.

Oh, bru, just everything I ask
gets taken as,

like, a personal attack, bru.

[Rhylee] I'll just stick to polishing.

I don't know how to do the bowline knot,

but it's not the only knot you can use.

This is Ashton being
a classic [bleep] child.

It's not fair to me. I think it's [bleep].

[Kevin] All right, come on, Chefs,
let's move.

-[Rhylee] You need any help serving?
-[Kevin] Yes, please.

-[woman] This is our steak.
-[Albert] Oh, there's the steak.

[Torrie] Thank you so much.

We have a sous vide
Australian grass-fed steak

with green mojo sauce
and homemade potato chips.

[Scott] First steak I've had on this boat.

Mm, wonderful, thank you, Kate.

What's that stuff?

[Torrie] It's chimichurri, I think.

-I don't want that...
-[Torrie] Then don't eat it.

Go sit down, P-man.

Be nice. Stop.

I think it's bedtime.
Someone's very over-tired.

[Pearson] Stop!

No, you're making a scene. Sit down.

Master Pearson is having
a tantrum on the main deck aft.

[Kevin] Oh, Master.

-Hey, Kate?
-[Kate] Yeah.

Pearson's not behaving...

-Okay.
-...so he does not get any dessert.

[Kate] Sure.

Aw. I'm a bit upset for the wee guy.

I'm making you crème brûlée, brother.
[chuckles]

Just hold it together.

[Kate] Aw, poor little bub
doesn't get his crème brûlée.

-I'm gonna put him to bed.
-[Albert] Okay.

I'll eat that.

We'll see if it's there
while you're serving.

[softly] I will cut you.

[laughter]

-Good night, Master Pearson.
-[Pearson] Good night.

[Kate] So for your final course,
you've got crème brûlée and a lemon snap.

Next time, we should listen to Mommy, huh?

-[woman] Awesome.
-[Scott] Oh, my God, look at this.

[Torrie] That's what happens
when you're a bad boy, P.

[Lee] How is your dessert?

[laughter]

[Tanner] You enjoying that crème brûlée?

-I made sure you have it.
-I know, that was very nice.

I thought there'd be one bite left.

I appreciate you.

[Torrie] She wants to go to bed.

Just put your jammies on
and brush your teeth, Tiernan.

I do have some work
to finish up this evening.

It was nice to have dinner with you.

-Thank you so much.
-Definite pleasure.

-[Torrie] Good night.
-[Albert] See you tomorrow.

-[Scott] It's been a pleasure.
-[Tanner] Night, y'all.

[Ashton] Rhylee's up with you guys
if you need anything.

Thank you so much, good night.

Here's another pebble.

I've already cleared the table outside,

-so it's just here and then we're good.
-Okay. I'm going to bed.

[Simone] [in singsong] Have a good night.

I think I'm in a fight with Tanner.
Because he keeps coming to me, like...

"I just wanted to make sure
we're just on the same page.

We're just like casual and stuff."

It's cool that you and I
are keeping this casual, right?

Yeah, that's fine.

Oh my God, that's really awkward.

He makes me uncomfortable,

because I'm not acting like
I'm in love with, or something like that,

-because that's not the case, you know?
-[Courtney] Mm-hmm.

-Night.
-[Simone] Good night.

[Rhylee] Why, hello.

-[sighs]
-[Kate] What's your problem?

I'm so tired of them
acting like I'm not there.

There's little, tiny things,
you know, like coiling a line or whatever,

and it's like they think
that I do it so poorly

that they have to come in
and redo it behind my back.

He pointed out, "Well, I watched you try

-to do a bowline for four times."
-[Kate] Wait, wait...

I was like, "Well, we don't
use a bowline on my boat."

-As long as things are safe...
-Yeah.

[Kate] ...he should be more concerned
about the bigger picture.

[Rhylee] Abso-[bleep]-lutely.

[Kate] I can commiserate with Rhylee
that Ashton is not exactly

an easy person to deal with.

But at the same time,
Rhylee needs to learn

how to just take direction.

I don't feel like we're dealing
with two mature individuals.

Yeah, Ashton's an assh*le.

[laughs]

[Simone] I should go to bed now.

[Simone sighs]

[phone alarm ringing, buzzing]

[Tanner] Morning.

[yawns]

[Brian] So, anything eventful
happen last night?

[Tanner] Jealous you got to go
to bed right away.

-[chuckles]
-Ash called us up to the bow.

And Rhylee started freaking out,

Ash stood up in a real power stance,

-and he was like...
-Oh, yeah?

"You don't talk
to your superior to that way,"

-which I 100 percent agree.
-Thank you very much, bru.

-Finally, he's standing up now.
-Yeah.

She's a problem, that woman.
She's a [bleep] problem.

There's always something.

Just, like, is a little [bleep]
prick in the back of...

You can't tell her something

because the she gets
[bleep] hectic about it.

She gets mad, but then,
like, she's never wrong.

Let her throw her toys out the cart.

And you just do the job.

[Tanner] That's the only thing
you can do, you know?

[Albert] Good morning.
Well, this is a good little spot.

-[Kate] Would you like a coffee?
-Thank you, thank you.

I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.

Hey, can I have one?

[Albert] She remembers
the honey and everything.

All the way from last charter,
she remembers.

[Kevin] How's things with you and Sim?

I haven't really seen things
heating up between you.

-What's going on?
-[Tanner] Same old.

Wanna "keep it casual."

What does keep it casual mean to you?

That's the whole thing...

I wanna talk to her after this charter
and stuff, and like... [clicks tongue]

Oh, okay.

Clearly this is Tanner's first boatmance,

'cause he thinks it's gonna be, like,
an easy, like, "Oh, by the way."

Boatmances don't end...
you have to ship out.

If somebody was having
that conversation with me,

I wouldn't even let them finish.

I'd be like, "Oh, okay. No worries.
Gotta go. Bye."

-[chuckles]
-Thanks a lot, guys.

[Brian] Mr. Ashton!

[Ashton] What's happening on deck?

[Brian] Everything's pretty much done.

I put out that tow line again. All good?

Tanner was just filling me in
about the events last night.

Don't actually know what to say really.

Well, I'm in...

to do the last two charters
with three of us, if you want. [chuckles]

Just putting it out there.

#sorrynotsorry

If it's just me
that's kind of thinking this way,

then maybe the problem's with me.

But now that another
crew member that I trust

is saying the same things,

you start realizing
that this person's not gonna change.

Oh, man.

-[Lee] Good morning, Kate.
-[Kate] Good morning.

[Ashton] Standing by,
ready to pull anchor.

Let's get outta here.

Anchor's off the bottom, Cap.
Anchor's at the water line.

Anchor's in the pocket.

Let's get a lock-in
and get that tow released.

[Albert] Mommy get up?

Mommy is already awake, getting dressed.

Okay.

[Kate] How long on the platters, Chef?

[Kevin] You can take the Glad wrap off

-the fruit ones, if you want.
-[Kate] Yes, Chef.

-[Pearson giggling]
-Gotcha! Gotcha!

[woman] See, now we can sit.

[Kevin] All right,
it's pancake-making time.

-How you doing?
-Good.

Good?

Eating bacon.

I see that.

[Kevin] Look at that... rise, baby, rise.

[Torrie] You guys want
some pancakes this morning?

-[Albert] Aw, look at that... pancakes!
-[Torrie] Woo-hoo!

[Kate] Do you want a pancake?
It's a little bit hot, okay?

-Look at your child.
-Oh, geez.

-How are the pancakes?
-[woman 1] Good, thank you.

-[woman 2] Very good, everything's great.
-[Kevin] Good.

The food experience for us has been great.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[Courtney] Oh, hello.

-[Simone] How's it going?
-[Courtney] Good.

Kate, Kate, can you come up
to the wheelhouse, please?

[Kate] Copy.

Hi.

[Lee] Today's drop-off's
gonna be a little different,

-because we're gonna take on fuel.
-[Ashton] Okay.

So we are gonna
remove the guests by tender,

and then while the guys are fueling,

we'll probably knock out our tip meeting.

Perfect.

[Lee] All on anchor,
then we'll go in to the dock,

tie it up, and start
knocking over our flip.

[Kate] Copy that.

[Lee] In every country, it's different
when it comes to fueling.

They have their rules and regulations,

so instead of going straight to the dock,
we have to stop,

tie up to a fuel barge, and take on fuel.

If you want fuel, play by the rules.

Thank you for the update.

-Thank you for the Cheerios and coffee.
-It's my pleasure.

Just to let you know,
the captain just told me

that you guys
are going to be departing by tender...

-because we're going to bunker fuel.
-Oh, okay.

And we have to do that on anchor.

-One last little boat ride.
-[Albert] There we go, perfect.

-[Kate] Yeah.
-[Albert] Thank you.

-Courtsy.
-[Courtney] Brian.

Uh, I was thinking,

I wanted to take you
maybe for a drink before we got off.

-Okay.
-Okay?

Yeah. [chuckles]

[chuckles]

Does that mean I have to be ready earlier?

-Yeah.
-[both laugh]

I'm not coming!

[Lee] Attention all crew,
attention all crew.

Let's change into our whites.

[Albert] Fun trip.

[Torrie] What was your favorite part, P?

[Pearson] Going on the water slide.

[Ashton] Captain, on your mark.

[Brian] Hey!

It feels like it's hotter than yesterday.

[Lee] And drop.

[Ashton] That's two sh*ts
at the water line, Cap.

Copy that,
let's lock it in, get the ball up.

[Rhylee] Starboard side
is ready to receive tender.

I need everybody on the aft deck in 10.

[Ashton] Copy.

-Jesus.
-[yawns]

[Brian] Tuck the luggage back there
so the guests have space.

[Torrie] We have to put
our life jackets on now.

-[Pearson] Mine smells gross.
-[Torrie] You'll live.

-[Tiernan] Mine smells good.
-[Torrie] All right, guys.

[Scott] Thank you so much, Rhylee.

You're welcome, Scott.

-That was so fun.
-[Tanner] Absolutely a pleasure.

Thank you.

Bye!

-Thank you, I didn't trip this time.
-[Ashton chuckles]

[Lee] Master Pearson,
such a pleasure, as always.

Thank you, Captain Lee, a pleasure.

[Lee] Always good to see you, Albert.

[Albert] Well, we had
a wonderful vacation this trip.

Thank you guys very much.
Kevin, you knocked it outta the park.

-Thank you so much.
-[Albert] Amazing.

[Torrie] I just wanna thank everybody
for being so great with the kids.

My only bummer was that
we didn't go to the beach.

The kids really wanted to go to the beach,
and we were so excited about it.

Other than that,
I would say we had a great time,

and we're so happy
that we were able to come.

-Awesome.
-Thank you.

-Thank you, Albert.
-Thank you.

-Thank you, Captain Lee.
-Sir.

-[Kate] Bye, guys. See you later.
-[guests] We'll see you all soon.

-Was it a good trip, Bud?
-Mm-hmm.

-[crew] Bye!
-[Kate] Bye.

-[Tanner] Later, guys.
-[Brian] All hands on board.

[Brain] Bye-bye, have a safe trip.

[Pearson] Daddy, I want a racing boat
when I grow up.

[Lee] Let's go to work.
Let's get that fuel barge alongside.

-[dog barks]
-[Rhylee] Really cute little dog.

[Ashton] Take the long fender
a little bit forward, too.

[Kate] If you want to do the laundry
and you can hit the rooms.

-[Simone] Okie-dokie.
-[Kate] Thank you.

[Tanner] What's up, boosh?

[dog barks]

[Tanner] I didn't sweat this much
in lacrosse practice.

Attention all crew, attention all crew.

I need everybody in the crew mess.

[Ashton] Copy, I'm on my way.

Oh, mama.

[Kevin sighs]

-[Lee] How we doing, guys?
-[Kate] Good.

So...

number six, in the books.

I thought this charter went well.

I think interior did a great job.

Kev, they were really happy
with your stuff, good job.

Thanks.

You guys on the exterior nailed it.

We were lucky,
because this is the busiest charter.

Plus they had surprises
that they wanted to be kept surprises.

The thing on the beach...

it is what it is.

They left us $16,500.

[coughs]

[Lee] That's $1,500 apiece.

No, seriously,
something's stuck in my throat.

I promise. [chuckles]

Does it happen to be about $4,000?

[women chuckling]

This is not the tip
I was expecting or hoping for.

There were children,
there were a lot of itinerary requests.

But considering the boat
was filled with smoke for a day...

-[Torrie] This is insane.
-[woman coughing]

And Ashton canceled the beach party...

[Torrie] We can't go on the beach?

-Why?
-[Ashton] Sorry about that, guys.

-[Albert] Come on.
-[Torrie] Bummer.

They probably docked us a grand alone.

We are all here living together,
working together,

getting stressed out, for one reason...

to make as much money as possible.

Why am I the only one
actually good at my job?

I'm just getting kind of tired
of doing all the work here.

-Brian.
-[Brian] Thanks, Cap.

Thanks, Cap.

We gotta go straight to the dock
and get as much done as we can.

-[Kate] Copy that.
-Thank you.

[Ashton] Thank you, Cap.

-[Brian] Do we have any lunch?
-[Kevin] Over there.

[Brian] How come you cooked
such a little bit, bru?

I cooked [bleep]-loads, bro!

[Lee] Deck crew,
I think we're done fueling.

[Ashton] Copy that, Cap.
Who wants to flake the chain?

-I'll be your flake today.
-I'll just show you what to do.

[Rhylee] [bleep], it's hot.

All right, Cap, I'm ready for you.

-Let's get it outta here.
-[Ashton] Incoming, Rhylee!

We're good there, Cap.
Anchor's off the bottom.

Anchor's at the water line.

Anchor's in the pocket, Cap.

Copy that, lock it down.

-[Ashton] Good job, Rhylee!
-I'm a good flake.

Have a good docking, all right?

-Yeah.
-[Tanner] Likewise, bro.

[Ashton] Standing by on the bow.

You got this, Cap.
Seventy-five feet to stern.

[Lee] My distance on the stern
to that boat.

[Ashton] 120 feet to the boat on stern.

[Kate] Oh, my God, I've got pit stains.

[chuckles]

[Ashton] For you, sir.

[Lee] Tighten up on those lines!

Lock the bow lines off...
take up, take up, take up.

-[Rhylee] Give a little slack.
-[Brian] Yeah.

[Lee] Okay, we're done.
Nice job, everybody, thanks.

[Ashton] Should we start
on the bow and the bridge?

-[Brian] Oh, dear.
-[Rhylee] Thanks.

Um, do you mind if I take Court to a drink
before we go out tonight?

Yeah, that's fine,
just bash out until then.

-[Brian] Okay, cheers.
-[Kate] Oh, hi.

-[Courtney] Hi.
-[Kate] Is something the matter?

[Courtney] No, I'm just grumpy. [chuckles]

[Kate] Why are you so grumpy right now?

That I have to leave at 5:00.

Nobody asks someone
on a date on the same day.

You have to give at least
two business days' notice for a date,

if not a week.

But Brian lives five feet
away from me, and I like him,

so it'd be rude for me not to accept.

I'm gonna suck it up and go.

So what are you gonna wear?

I don't know,
I don't have anything to wear.

[Kate] I've never seen
this side of you, Courtney.

[Courtney] Ugh!

[Brian] Is that all we're doing today?

[Tanner] That's all we can do, man.
I'm gonna have a heat stroke.

Smashers, mind if I go
get changed and [bleep]?

[Ashton] Yeah, sure, bru.

You're not going out like that?

-[Brian] Not in a shirt like this, man.
-Yeah, dirtbagging it.

-[Brian] Dress to impress. Eh? [chuckles]
-[Tanner] Yeah.

[Kate] You gonna take a shower?

Yeah, I'm gonna shower
and lay down for a bit.

[Kate] Do your thing.

[Tanner] I gotta talk to Sims.

-Been thinking about it all day.
-[Ashton] Yeah?

Like, I wanna go out tonight,
and if I end up talking to someone else,

I don't feel like dealing
with everyone telling me

that she's jealous
and I'm a piece of [bleep]

and, like, everything like that.

-You gotta do whatever you feel.
-And then I'm free.

[Ashton chuckles]

[Kevin] Moppy, mop, mop.

[bleep], I'm really feeling
good about life right now.

See you tomorrow, galley.

[phone ringing]

[woman] Hi, my boy.

-Hey, Mom.
-How you doing?

It's been good.
Obviously, this season was very different

in a leadership role, as opposed
to just being a normal deckhand.

Well, I'm glad you didn't have
any accidents.

[laughs]

I've had a lot of issues
with both my parents in the past.

My mom and dad got divorced
when I was five years old,

and it was devastating.

Like, it broke my world around me.

But in the last few years,
my relationship with both my mom and dad

have become extremely, extremely close.

-The other lady, is she okay with you?
-Who, Kate?

Kate's just Kate, Mom.

You never know what you're gonna
get with her on any given night.

Just laugh a lot...

And make jokes
and lighten up the situations.

Yeah, I've been behaved.
I haven't been misbehaved this season...

-not too bad.
-Good.

When I let my parents know that
I was gonna start yachting,

I could see my mom was a bit sad

because she knew
she wasn't gonna see me as much.

And I think it gets to all of us,

the fact that we can't all be there
with our family as much as we wanna be.

Anyway, I just wanted to touch base.

Sure, don't go overboard tonight, either.
Just keep it together.

All right, Mom, I'll talk to you soon.

-Okay, love you.
-Okay, I love you too.

[clattering]

[Courtney] [bleeping] [sighs]

Normally, I don't go on that many dates,

so I'm a little bit anxious about it.

Also, dates are kind of weird,

and you wanna be
emotionally prepared for it,

not just, like...

arriving like a [bleep] psycho.

Whatever.

I even got us a cart
so we don't have to walk.

Sims, you wanna go have a drink
on the bow or sundeck?

[Simone] Okie-dokie.

[Brian] My, man.

You're not happy, are you?

No.

Look at this. Look at this!

-[chuckles]
-I can see it in your sunglasses.

[sighs] What's up?

-Ah, nothing.
-Mm-hmm.

-I just want to run something by you.
-Yes?

Let's get something strong
and then get on it.

[Courtney] Ugh.

[chuckles]

[Brian] Thank you.

Do you want some champagne?

I don't think they have champagne here,
we're in Thailand.

-What do they call it here?
-I mean, it doesn't exist.

I'm going to have a Negroni Sbagliato.

A Negroni, what?

It's a Negroni with sparkling wine,
instead of gin.

Okay.

I'm super grumpy.

-[laughs]
-I know. I'm trying to cheer you up.

but I don't know how to do it. I'm sorry.

Courtney's a bit, uh...

a little bit hard to please
at the moment... on our date.

Can we get one Negroni?

No a Negroni Sbagliato.

All right, a Sbagliato.
They've really got it.

But, she'll come around.

[chuckles]

Hopefully.

-[Brian] Thank you.
-[Courtney] Thank you.

Wish I had a puppy here. [chuckles]

-Is that the champagne one?
-No.

Oh, [bleep].

-Do you want another one?
-No.

[sighs]

[sighs]

I don't know what to do.

Let's chill. We'll have one drink
and go back to the boat.

-No, it's fine.
-It's all right, we can go out tonight,

and we'll have a good time tonight.

[sighs]

[sighs] Oh, I'm tired.

I don't wanna go out tonight, either.

I know that I've kept asking
you about, like, us and stuff.

[Simone] Yeah, why?

And, like, to keep it
casual and everything.

But just, like, to be honest,

I feel like we're on
different lengths and stuff,

different kind of mind waves.

[Simone]I think
we're on the same mind wave.

Well, it's more like,
there's two weeks left...

-Mm-hmm.
-...and I think I'm just...

it's unfair for me to lead you on
and be an assh*le in a way where...

Oh. I didn't think you
were leading me on, though.

When you say that you wanted to...

like, that we're just having fun,
I got what you were saying.

There's two weeks left here
in Thailand and everything...

-Yeah.
-So...

I mean, I'm trying to
have some fun, you know?

I hear you.

I didn't wanna hurt you.
That was, like, the whole thing.

[chuckles] That's fine.

It's just amazing, too, like,
how mature you are about...

like, you're such a cool chick.

Mm.

What the hell?

Tanner's definitely
the definition of a [bleep] boy.

That's fine.
Like, I'm just gonna smile and wave.

But I just wanted to clear
all that [bleep] up.

No, I appreciate that.
That's fine Tanner, seriously.

Yeah... And I want you and I to be good.

I still think you're great, yeah.
And I do want us to be good.

-And we are, seriously.
-Good.

Yeah.

[Courtney] I wish
I could just be lying down. [chuckles]

I'm just slowly getting
lower in the chair.

[both chuckle]

It's a little bit disappointing,

but, like, I put all the time
and effort into this date,

and it feels like I'm taking her
to the dentist or something.

-Should we get the bill?
-Yeah.

[Brian] This is supposed to be fun.

We're getting off the boat early,
we're going for drinks.

She should've told me
that she doesn't wanna go.

All right, thank you.

-[Brian] Ready?
-[Courtney] Mm-hmm.

Ugh. Tonight is going to seriously suck.

-[driver] Back to the boat?
-[Brian] Yeah, back to the boat.

[driver] All right.

Valor, yay.

-[driver] All right.
-[Courtney] Thank you.

-Boom. Thanks, brother.
-[driver] Yeah.

All right, [bleep], let's get wrecked!

[Courtney] More sheets,
I don't wanna see them.

[Brian chuckles]

[Simone] I think these pants are too big.

[Brian] g*dd*mn, Simone,
looking good, girl.

-[Simone] Oh, thank you. [chuckles]
-[Brian] Jesus! [bleep]

I'm not that girl that decides to look hot
to make a guy upset.

But, I am trying to punish him
just a little.

[laughs] Yes.

-Okay.
-[Ashton] Four minutes late.

[Kate] Ashton, we're coming.

[laughter]

[Simone] Let's go!

[Kevin] My boy!

[Courtney] I feel anxious.

-[Kate] I'm going in the back.
-[Rhylee] You wanna go in the back?

[Ashtoon] I think I need like two tequilas
and I'm [bleep] on.

Smashton's coming out.

-[Simone] Yay!
-[Rhylee] Let's go.

How was your drink with Brian?

Do you like him even more?
I feel like you do.

-Yeah.
-Courtney's cool, bro, you need to...

-She is pretty cool, though.
-She's very cool.

Find someone like that, and hold on, bro.

She's a keeper.

-Courtney?
-What?

-You are playing it so aloof.
-Stone cold.

I'm not playing it aloof,
I just don't know him that well.

Where am I?

[Tanner] I've got everyone.

Sideways, put it sideways.

-[Tanner] Uh...
-[Kevin] Sideways?

-There you go.
-[all] Ah!

[chuckles] Oh, Tan!

-[all] Oh, Tan!
-[laughter]

[Kevin] We should call your mom
later on as well.

[imitating his mom] "Tanner tells me
your food's so good.

You'd better be being nice to my boy!"

[laughter]

-That's what she would say.
-Yeah.

[Ashton] Oh, there's girls dancing
at this bar, boys.

-[Tanner] Woo!
-[Courtney] Thank you for not k*lling us.

-[Brian] Here we go.
-[Simone] You're the best Uber driver.



[Ashton] This place
is so [bleep] alive, bru.

-Oh, yeah, boys!
-Yeah!

Look at this.

Patong is probably the most
wild place on the planet.

It's like Vegas meets spring break.

You can see a ping-pong show,
get piercings,

get tattooed, and an STD, all in one.

Not many places in the world

you can find a Starbucks
next to a donkey show.

-[Tanner] Oh, boys!
-[Kevin] Yeah, boys!

[Courtney] I don't wanna go.

[dance music plays]

-[Tanner] Yeah, buddy!
-[Kevin] Cheers to a [bleep] good night.

[cheering]

[Kevin] Ah, Smashton!

[Ashton] Drink, drink, [bleep].

Courtney! Wake up!

I wanna be in my beddies.

I just feel sweaty and gross.

You look amazing and wonderful.

I would love to go home,

but the thought of being
alone in a cab for an hour

in the middle of Thailand...

there's ping-pong shows everywhere.

The club is scary,
but outside might be scarier.

I'm gonna go have some fun.

-[Tanner] Smashton's out of his cage.
-Smashton!

[cheering]

All right. Let's [bleep] go!

It's been a hard three days of work.

So there is a lot of drinking
going down tonight.

Bangla Road is the perfect
playground for Smashton.

And I can feel him beating on my chest,
wanting to break out and have some fun.

I'm gonna [bleep] end up
doing the worm tonight. Watch.

[Tanner] I had my talk with her.

[Kate] Simone?

[Tanner] Yeah. She was so cool about it.

[Kate] And now...

she's the hottest girl on the dance floor.

Are you hating your life right now?

Hey, hey!

She's looking real good.

[bleep] hell.

To be honest though...

I've wanted to hook up
with you all season.

You're 25. You're a kid.



[laughs]

[Tanner] You and I are going to hook up
and you know it.

[Kate] Calm down.

All right. I got to go.

This is my song.

[dance music continues]

[Ashton] Let's go.

I'm gonna come across that.

-Whoo!
-[laughter]

[laughter]

[Tanner] We're out. We're out.

-[Kate] You're gonna have fun. C'mon.
-[Courtney] No.

[howling]

[Brian] Come on. Let's go now.

[Kevin] Oi, we're all gonna go now.

We're gonna now. We're gonna go now.

Brian.

[Courtney] Yeah. This one. This one.
Get in the back seat.

I actually really liked that.

-[Tanner] Yo. What's up, girl?
-[Ashton] Hey!

[Rhylee] Get in the van.

-Oh, for [bleep] sakes!
-[laughter]

[Ashton] I have to pee!
Wait. I need to pee.

[Kate] Okay, here's how it goes.

-Ow! [bleep]
-You okay?

I'll go in that car.

Do not leave me in here with...

I can't... I can't do it, I won't do it.

What? I always...

[Kate screams]

[Kate] Ugh! Why?

I've not given him
any signs that I want this.

In fact, the opposite.

I don't care how drunk somebody is...

even if I am blackout drunk,

I don't accidentally
make out with somebody... twice.

Oi, Ashton. Oi, gimme... gimme the keys.

[bleep], I just need to wee!

[Ashton grunts]

[Kate] So I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go in the back.

Okay. All right, we're good, we're good.

-So I can kiss you right now?
-Nope.

-All right, everybody's okay, let's go!
-[laughter]

[bottles clattering]

[Kate] Oh, my God,
you guys are a disaster.

Say it to my face, Ashton.

[Ashton] Yeah? How about you on my face?

You just put your tongue down my throat,
like, four minutes ago.

[Ashton] Did I?

-Yeah, again. Again.
-[Ashton] I loved it.

-Do you know how rude that is?
-[Ashton] Yeah, I loved it.

Yeah... Stop touching me.

Oh, my God. You should be so lucky,
and I should be so drunk.

I have been that drunk,
and you haven't been that lucky.

[Ashton] Come on, relax.

Let's all just go to sleep
until we get back to the boat.

-That's for you.
-[Rhylee] Just gimme this.

[laughs] "Just give it to me."

-Here...
-[Courtney] He's... he's re-gifting...

Simone, that's for you too.

-Aw, thank you.
-[Courtney giggles]

-She's got enough!
-You're so cute.

-Oh, Tan.
-Oh, Tanner.

-[Kevin and Ashton] Oh, Tan!
-[laughter]

[imitating his mom] "Tan, please tell me
you did not get anyone pregnant, did you?"

Tanner's mom's pretty, uh...

I [bleep] love Tanner's mom.

What else you guys wanna talk
about besides Tanner's mom?

Ashton, what's going on with your mom?

Really?

That was such a [bleep] weak blow.

You were talking about Tanner's mom,
so I was like, "How's your mom?"

If you think
you're such a [bleep] better person

-No, I...
-[Ashton] ...for calling my mother out

and bringing it up
as [bleep] Tanner's mom.

-[Kate] No, I...
-[Ashton] No, no, hold on...

Get the [bleep] over yourself, Kate.

Oi, Ash. Oi, oi, bro...

Ash, I think it was just a mom comment.

That's my family, bro.

-Oi, I know
-That's his family.

It's all right. It's all right.

Psycho.

-What gives...
-Oi, oi, oi...

[Ashton] What gives you the right
to bring my family...

Pull the van over, please.

-[Ashton] What gives you the right...
-[Kevin] All right, come on, bro...

-[Ashton] ...to bring my family...
-[Kevin] Oi, oi, oi...

-[Ashton] What gives...
-Oi, calm down, calm down, bro.

Calm down. Calm down.

Jesus Christ!

-[Ashton] What gives you the right...
-[Kevin] All right, come on, bro...

-[Ashton] ...to bring my family into it?
-[Kevin] Oi, oi, oi...

-[Ashton] What gives...
-Calm...

-[bleeping]
-Oi, oi, oi, calm down. Calm down, bro.

Psycho.

[Ashton] What gives you the right
to bring my family into [bleep]...

-[Kate] You were talking about his family.
-Oi, Oi...

You were talking about his mom.

[Ashton] What gives you...

-[Kate] You were talking about his mom.
-It's all right, it's all right.

[Kate] This is not okay.

It's like he morphed
into the Incredible Hulk,

but it's not so incredible,

because I am stuck
in a small space with him,

and I am the target of his anger.

Did you just punch the window?

[Rhylee] You are beautiful.

-That's not how I define myself.
-But you are very beautiful.

-Okay, thank you.
-Okay?

What the [bleep] wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?

Yo, yo, chill out.

[Ashton] What the [bleep]
is wrong with you?

-I had so much fun dancing with you.
-I had fun dancing with you.

[Rhylee] I really did.

I thought we were dancing
like maybe 5 hours.

We're all heading back
to the boat right now,

like, let's all just [bleep] chill.

It doesn't matter.

Like, let's just do our thing.

You did good.

You did very good.

[clattering]

[bleep] Jiminy Cricket.

[Tanner]
You [bleep] look beautiful tonight.

[Kate] Oh, thank you.

-[Kevin] You do what you need to do.
-[Simone] Whoo!

Almost fell over.

Oh, I'm [bleep] up. [sighs]

[Simone] I'm going to bed. Night.

-[Kate] Where is Rhylee?
-[Rhylee] What?

[Kate] You don't know what just happened.
It was so scary.

-[Rhylee] What was it?
-[Kevin] Let's go to the crew mess.

[Ashton] Let's go down.
See what food's there.

[Kate] [softly] Ashton is a psycho.

We already knew that.

[Kate] No, he, like, showed it.

[Ashton] Bru,
we're about to set a fire alarm off.

[Ashton blowing]

[Kate] You don't think it's smoky in here?

[Ashton] We're making toasties.

Oh, toasties are the least of my concern.

What's your concern?

Your behavior.

-My behavior.
-[Kate] Yeah

[Ashton] Talk to us...

-What are you actually on about?
-I'm... I'm trying to explain it to you.

Please do [bleep] explain yourself.

-[Simone] [whispers] Courtney.
-[Courtney] What?

[Simone] Do you want to eavesdrop?

I was not talking [bleep] about your mom.

We make fun of Tanner's mom on a daily
that Tanner is comfortable with.

That is my crew that I [bleep] manage.

So please, tell me
where you think you need

-to involve yourself...
-[Kate] I didn't know...

[Ashton] ...in managing my own crew.

I didn't know that making fun
of Tanners' mother

-was a crew management style, Ashton.
-Hold on, hold on, hold on...

sorry, sorry.

Let's call Tanner here.

Because you're [bleep] big bitch boots,
let's call Tanner here.

[whispers] Oh, my God.
Who gives a [bleep]?

-[Rhylee] Ashton's [bleep] drunk.
-[Ashton] Tanner?

You're in the deck crew. Did you guys...?

-Tanner?
-[Rhylee] I'm really not part...

-I'm not part of the deck crew, really.
-Silly me.

[Ashton] So, just put her in her place.

She thinks she has
some kind of leg to [bleep] stand on.

Thinks I'm disrespecting my deck crew.

[Tanner] Oh, you got something to say?

He was talking about your mother,
so I complimented his mother...

for raising such a gentleman. [chuckles]

You said you felt like
I was attacking Tanner's mom.

Because I didn't know you guys talk
about Tanner's mom...

Because you know [bleep] less
than you think you [bleep]ing know, Kate,

and that's my point about you.

You think you [bleep] know everything
about all the [bleep] crew.

I'm so sick of you
and your [bleep] attitude,

because you do think that you are better
than the rest of the crew.

Do you feel that way?

She gets away with more than
what other people get away with.

Thank you, Tanner, for being honest.

[whispers] Oh, this is gonna be
awkward tomorrow.

Everybody feels that way about you, Kate.

Okay, great.
Go find another Chief Stew. I quit.

[Ashton] Cool.

[Rhylee] No.

[bleep]

[Ashton] Hmm. The minute somebody att*cks
me about my family,

I'm gonna get very emotional.

[Simone] [whispers]
Should I close the door now?

[whispers] Yeah, I think we got the gist.

[Rhylee] Don't you [bleep] pack.

I know, but...

I would gracefully get off the boat.
Right now.

You don't have to gracefully
do [bleep] right now.

[Ashton] I'm going to main deck aft.
And just [bleep] chill out.

[Rhylee] It's why it's...

I cannot... stay in this environment.
I would like to leave.

-[Rhylee] I get that.
-[Kate] Okay.

Then stop arguing with me
and let me leave.

The way he's yelled at me. The way...

[Rhylee] Do you think he didn't look
like an idiot doing that?

[Kate] I would like
to gather my things and leave.

Bye. Bye.

I would like my phone.
I would like my passport.

Tell your friends in the control room...
I would like to go right now.

I've made a lot of money.
I don't give a [bleep]!

I want a hotel room,
I want a plane ticket.

Figure it out, people!
Get me off this boat.

She challenged me on something.

It was intense.

-[Rhylee] Kate, let me ask you a question.
-Nope.

[Rhylee] Do you wanna talk to Captain Lee?

[Kate] No.

[producer] Kate, where are you going?

[Kate] Don't follow me. Don't follow me!