07x18 - Big Girls, Do Cry

[bunniefuu]

[narrator] Previously
this season on Below Deck...

Mind if I put the cold wine
back in the cold fridge?

No.

-Is it just your fridge?
-Yeah.

-Everything's gotta be a fight with him.
-[Kevin] Kate treats us all like b*tches,

but I'm not here to get treated
like a bitch.

[bleep] I don't [bleep] like you!

I'm absolutely done with Rhylee's... [bleep]

Hey, listen, we'll set a sex date
after the night out.

I'm hopeful with Kate.
It's a marathon, not a sprint.

[Brian] All right, lovely.
I'll see you later.

With Courtney and myself,

I don't really know
where we stand exactly.

So maybe we should have a conversation.

[Courtney] Brian texts me and was like,

-"Well, we're just having fun, right?"
-Awkward.

I'm just not amped for drama anymore,
please. I'm [bleep] done.

-Hey.
-I hate this boat!

I'm sick of you and your [bleep] attitude.
Everybody feels that way about you, Kate.

Okay, great. Go find another chief stew.
I quit.

Don't follow me.

I don't wanna hear slamming doors
and loud voices.

-Copy that, Cap. Copy.
-Copy.

Yeah, I'll take the drinks.

Jemele Hill, you need to serve them
a naughty bachelorette-themed cake.

That's gonna be a girthy cock.

I'm gonna make it
the best goddamned cock cake I can.

-She's not coming back.
-This is perfect.

Go. Go, go, go.

This entire season,
Kevin has been a d*ck to me.

-Wow.
-Wow.

-Oh, where is she?
-She went to bed.

Who's the d*ck now, Kevin?

Um... I'm not taking a bite.

[horn blares]

[opening theme music playing]

Um...

Wow.

Ohh!

[Captain Lee]
Um...

Kevin, would you like
to present your dessert?

-Oh, where is she?
-She went to bed.

-What is happening?
-Oh, my goodness.

-Kate, now what do we do with it?
-[Kate] Uh...

Oh, my God.

No, I don't know that she's coming back,
but they would like to enjoy your dessert.

-I'm not taking a bite.
-[Kevin] I'll cut this up out back.

-Okay, thank you.
-All right.

I'm having a laugh. What's the big deal?

It can't be the first time
Kevin's been embarrassed

by how underwhelmed someone was
when he showed his penis.

What the [bleep] was that?

-I'm really disappointed in that reaction.
-What the [bleep] was that?

Oh, so by the way, the primary
was a little too drunk

and she went to bed.

That was just pathetic.

Right, they got to see
your beautiful handiwork.

Look at you, just...

Oh! Ow!

Just get the plates.
That was just a waste of a day.

[Kate] It's not my fault
the primary went to sleep.

It's the look that they all had,
like, "What are you doing?"

It's the last dessert.
This is embarrassing.

I put a lot of effort into this cake,
and now I just look like an idiot.

Well, they ordered it.
It's on their preference sheet.

That was so awkward.
I've never been so embarrassed.

And I see Kate, and the look in her eyes,
and it's an evil, divine look,

and she's got me good here.
This is a pretty evil kind of bitch move.

-His balls taste so good.
-Can we take it out like that, please?

Well, I'm sorry about that.
I guess it's subject to interpretation.

[laughter]

-Thank you.
-Yep.

There you go.

The whole thing is a little bit awkward,
but Kevin's overreacting.

-Thank you.
-What the... [bleep]

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Mm.

-This is very good.
-This is so delicious.

[snoring]

I don't feel that bad for him.
He's been in a weird mood all night

when he was screaming at me
over lunch things.

g*dd*mn.
[bleep] annoying Kate, man.

Yeah, maybe I could have told him

that you know, the primary,
the bachelorette, is no longer there.

But I chose to say,
"Set that big, erect cake you've made

right in front of the captain."

This season is just a [bleep] show,
seriously.

Kate definitely set Kevin up
for embarrassment,

and she's enjoying it.

Like, it's defeating, especially
when you're just working so hard.

Like, that is just being selfish.
I think she's vile.

-Have you tried any of this yet?
-I did.

-I've really enjoyed our dinner tonight.
-Thank you so much for everything.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

-Great, get some rest.
-All right, good night.

[Ashton] Deck crew, deck crew,
meet me on the bow, please.

[over PA] Yep, on my way.

-Yeah, Kevin was like, pretty embarrassed.
-I know.

-You know?
-I feel like that's an overreaction.

Brian and Rhy,
you guys are on lates again.

I just want us to finish strong tomorrow,

so let's just keep focused
till the very end.

If we can just get the decks rinsed
this evening,

just that it's ready for tomorrow.

[Ashton] In the beginning,
when Rhylee joined the boat,

my main objective
was to make her feel included

and to fill the voids that she felt
she had last season

with Chandler and Ross.

You speak to me condescendingly
one more time,

I'm taking it to Captain.

-You're trying to do too much on your own.
-Got it.

I said I got it five times.

Even though she disrespected me,

I do not want to finish the season

with fighting and animosity happening.

I just wanna squash this whole thing.

-Cool, guys. I'll see you in the morning.
-Have a good rest.

-You are amazing! I've enjoyed it.
-Oh, thank you.

I mean, you've been everything!
I wish you the very best.

-I wish you the best too.
-I'm gonna hug it out.

Aren't you so sweet.

[bleep]

Your timing couldn't have been worse
with that d*ck cake.

It was embarrassing for the last charter.

Yep, yeah, I agree.

They were just having such a ball
and enjoying it. Jesus Christ.

It's the last night.

I'll see you in the morning.
I'll see you in the morning.

[mobile ringing]

-Hi! Tan?
-Yeah, what's going on?

Not much. How you doing?

Good, pretty much finished up
before we drop them off tomorrow.

-Is there a lot of sharks there?
-What?

How does your...
How does your mind go right to there?

I love my mom.
She's just so soft and gentle.

If she was on the boat with us,
she'd be like,

"Oh, why is everyone so upset
with each other?

Guys, please stop. Please."

You seem really shot.

I should go to bed.
I have to shower before bed.

-Okay. I love you!
-All right, love you guys. Goodbye.

Look at the mess he left.

[laughter]

-I'll see you in the morning, bro.
-See you in the morning, bro.

-Sims, Court. Have a good night.
-Whatever.

Whatever.

-All right, bro. See you in the morning.
-All right, pal. Thank you.

Oh! [bleep]

-Great season, everyone.
-Oh, [bleep] off.

-[Kevin] Kate?
-Yeah?

I wanna go out and apologize to be honest.

Um, that would be so weird.

Maybe I should sleep on it,
but I'd feel like apologizing

-tomorrow morning.
-They literally loved it.

They thought it was delicious.
They all ate the cake.

-Captain Lee even ate it.
-It was... It was gorgeous.

You should have seen the look
on their face, like...

But that's because you walked out there,
and you go, "The sparkler went out."

That's what sparklers do.

No, no, no.
I didn't say the sparkler went out.

I said, "Where is the primary?"
That's what I said.

Oh, that's... Oh, that's better.
And then you started...

But where was the information there,
you know what I mean?

Okay, well,
you're not gonna serve dessert?

But it was for her, you know?

Just looking across the room
and you with your hand on your hip,

cross-eyed at me, going,
"Well, explain the cake to them, Kevin."

It just felt like
you were just squishing me down.

That's exactly what it felt like.

-Why would I do something like that?
-Well, I don't know why you did like that.

Why would I have you
stand in front of the charter guests

-with your d*ck on a silver platter?
-Kate, I don't know what...

-Why would I do that to you?
-Why would you, Kate?

The problem is you called me a d*ck today.

Both of these salads aren't tossed,
they're kind of layered.

It's more like a casserole,
so you want it in a casserole dish.

I don't know why you're being a d*ck
about this.

But guess what? Today, I was not the d*ck.

Yeah, the cake was the d*ck.

-That was the point.
-And you presented it, perfectly.

Hey, at least I presented something, yeah?

Have I never?

How many beach parties have you been to
where you say that we all...

Hey, I think it's funny that you
can't even train your staff well enough

to go and do it by themselves.

Do you think they can't do it?

No, I think they can.
I think they're more than capable.

But for some reason you go,
and I don't know why that is.

Oh, my God. [laughs]

I need a moment.

I'm actually secretly enjoying it,

and I'm just glad that Kevin
is freaking standing his ground.

Karma is a beautiful thing.

You're so defensive because you presented
your penis poorly this evening.

Bitch.

This is to a new level, she stooped.
This isn't Kate's charter.

The guests have got nothing to do with me
and Kate's bickers, you know?

Really unprofessional.

What's up, Kev?

-How'd it go?
-I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know who to trust

and I just blew Kate up in the galley.

I'm a bit disappointed.
I didn't wanna end the season like this.

I really wanted to finish on a high note.
It's a bit... [bleep]

I don't give a [bleep] man.
Getting on my nerves.

-I'm done. You're done. Good night.
-Night-night.

[Ashton] How you doing?

It took awhile to get to sleep last night.

Good morning. Whatever.

-Good morning, sunshine.
-Hi, fiancée!

-Good morning.
-Last day, last day.

I love it. [laughs]

Oh, and we were having
the most serious conversation,

and in comes this huge d*ck.

-I was like, oh. Okay.
-Oh, jeez.

[Kevin] A lot of meat.

Looks like apparently I missed out
on something last night.

Oh, yes.

-Bring me some d*ck.
-I will.

Can we get a side of balls over here?

I don't know if he has any left,
but I'll check.

I know it's been a while
since y'all seen one. No, I'm just...

[laughter]

Rhylee, Rhylee, Ashton.
Meet me on the bow, please.

Great. On my way, prick.

Yes, sir.

We have our last night out
as a crew coming up

and I do not want any of the [bleep]

to happen again
that happened the last night.

[bleep] off! I'm saying [bleep] off
to you, you prick!

-Rhylee, calm down. Calm down, Rhylee.
-[bleep] off. I don't like you.

-I just wanna nip this in the bud.
-Can I sit?

Um...

[Ashton flutters lips]

So I think it's clear
that you and I have our differences.

Um...

And I think it goes a little bit deeper
than work.

It's just, you know, you and I
are just two different people.

-And that's okay.
-Yeah.

You know, it's end of the season.

I think we all just wanna have
a good night.

Yeah, well, I trust in myself
to hold myself accountable

for my actions, you know?

So I'd like to end it
on an enjoyable night

with everybody as well, yeah.

Then we're on the same page.
I appreciate that.

There's nothing left
for Ashton and I to talk about.

Tonight is our last night out
and I don't really give a... [bleep]

-Yeah.
-Cool.

Well, I will continue on deck,
if you want.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Chamomile. Lovely.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

-Could I have a coffee too?
-Yes.

With a bit of cream, right? Skim milk.

-[Brian] Ha-ha! Hello.
-[Lee] Deck crew, deck crew...

Ready to start pulling the anchor.

All right, Cap.
You've got Brian on anchor.

All right, let's get it up
and get out of here for the last time.

All right, Brian, start pulling

-That's anchor home for the last time.
-Okay, lock it in, let's get outta here.

Okay, ladies,
I am starting to bring out the warm food.

-Here's the bacon.
-So pretty!

[Kevin]
Salmon pepitas with red pepper jam.

-Good morning, my beautiful ladies.
-Good morning!

-You know what, he a flirt.
-Salmon.

-I have my moments, Jemele.
-That's my boo!

Listen, everybody can't be your boo,
Suzette.

-No, he's my only boo.
-You wanna boo up?

-You wanna boo up?
-[all] Oh!

-You know, I'll eat bacon all day long.
-I know.

-I want some OJ. Pretty please.
-With love.

You're a real treat.

[Tanner] Tonight's the last night and...

the odds are looking pretty good
in my favor with Kate.

Come on, Tanner, fourth quarter.
We got it.

-My pleasure.
-[Kevin] Can I serve these now?

-Uh, I think they're kind of done eating.
-Maybe just save it for later on, then?

I don't care what you do with it.
The last meal's over.

-[Tanner] Well, someone checked out.
-Someone checked out about six weeks ago.

Oh, snap, crackle, and pop.

-Morning.
-How are you feeling?

-Kevin's being an idiot.
-Nothing's changed.

Me and her, like,

-went at it last night. Yeah.
-Did you really?

[Kate] I'm not talking to him
until he apologizes.

Kevin is the only problem
on this interior.

He's made his fair share of large mistakes

and now he said horrible things,

embarrassed me in front of Courtney
and Simone.

With Kevin, there are only two speeds.
assh*le and sleeping.

I told her
that she couldn't train her staff.

That's [bleep] savvy!

Tonight is gonna get insane.

The laundry room is chaos.

-Mm. Delicious.
-This is spectacular.

Good morning.
I know you've got enough food,

but I've just made some custard buns
as well.

Hey, has anybody ever told you
you kind of look like Tom Cruise?

-Yeah.
-Yeah, hear that a lot?

By the way, Chef. About the cake...

-Oh, [bleep] not again.
-I wanna apologize. I'm really sorry.

I heard I missed on incredible d*ck.

[laughter]

I didn't know you had left.
But, yeah, it's all right. I'm just...

Yeah, I want to say thank you so much.

You guys have been my favorite charter
this season, for sure.

-God, your food has been spectacular.
-Amazing.

Okay, cool. Thanks so much, guys.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

-No, he totally looks like Tom Cruise.
-Yeah, I told you.

[Kevin] It's just such a relief.

I'm so very good at what I do,
and it was an amazing cock cake.

That's just a wonderful way
to finish the charter, really.

So, Kate, [bleep] you.

So happy.

You look pretty
with your hair up like that, Court.

Thank you.

Ugh.

Go away. Stop being cute.

-Can someone pick this mint for me?
-Yeah.

-I'll get you a bowl.
-Thanks, brother.

-I wanna pop one bottle.
-We popping this bottle.

-You want some to spray?
-Yeah.

This is gonna be the most hood moment

that has ever happened on the Valor.
Trust me.

-Kate!
-Okay.

-Which way?
-Suzanne, we about to pop some bottles.

Living my best life.

I'm the happiest man alive

Shake, shake, shake!

[cheering]

[laughs]

Jemele was not my favorite
at the beginning.

We're not getting on your nerves, are we?

No, I'm so sorry you feel that way.

[Kate] She was the quintessential
mean head cheerleader,

but then she realized she was wrong.

And she had the grace to say that.
I respect that.

If only the crew
could have the same mindset.

When they move back,

we'll just get a warm chamois mop
on that, bro.

-Deck crew, deck crew, get into whites.
-Copy that, Ash.

I'm gonna go change into my epaulettes.

-Tanner, you're just so cute.
-I know, right?

-Are y'all packing?
-It's gonna take me, like, a month

to recover from this.

[Lee] All right, let's get in position.

All right, Cap,
your stern is clear of the pier.

Let's standby on fenders, and drop.

If I can get another five feet to stern,
please, Cap.

You are such a thirsty prick today.

[laughs]

-Very good line right there, Cap.
-Yeah, we're good on the bow too.

-Oh, we're back.
-Yes, we're back.

Last time of the season.

-Oh, Jesus!
-Whoo!

All right, Cap,
that's secure on the stern.

Nice. Bam!

Well done, guys, thank you.
Shut them down.

Attention all crew, I need everybody
on the aft deck for guest departure.

Yes!

You sure are walking slow
for the last goodbye.

-I wanna savor it.
-Oh, okay, right.

Yes, absolutely. Thank you so much.

-Thanks for everything.
-You guys were amazing.

I ate your cake. The cake was great.

-You are the best. Thank you.
-Sorry about the d*ck cake. Sorry.

-Thank you for your time.
-Thank you so much.

-So, Captain Lee.
-Hi, sweetie.

Oh, my goodness.
We thought all of you guys were amazing.

So hopefully this tip reflects the fact

that your guys
really, really awesome to us, all right?

-I hope you come back.
-I will come back. All right.

Yeah, put this grown man sexy on me,
like... I gotcha.

-Thank you. Thank you, guys.
-Thanks.

I know, it's like, I made him blush.

[laughter]

Go ahead, get out to your whites,
and then let's get after it.

Let's just all jump off the boat
right now.

I'm not even joking. No? No takers?
You guys are so lame.

Lovely, all over the side of the boat.

[Kevin] All right, chef's done it again.

-Want me to wash?
-I'll wash, bro. Carry on.

Give me a shout when you get tired.

-Brian? I'm tired.
-Yeah?

Attention all crew,
I need everyone in the crew mess ASAP.

-Hurry up.
-Go, go, go, go, go.

It's the last tip meeting of them all.

Well, we made it.

And this is the first time
that I didn't have to terminate somebody.

I think that says a lot.

I thought everybody performed
remarkably well on this charter,

every one of you,

and we got $20,000 to show for it.

-[bleep] A, that's...
-Eighteen hundred dollars apiece.

I'm crying.

[laughter]

Twenty grand, final tip,
that's a good amount of money.

I've made it through the gauntlet.

It wasn't an easy season,

but tips like this make working with Kevin
almost worth it.

Total tips this year were $154,700,

which comes out to $14,063 per person.

-Courtney... Well done.
-Thank you.

-Thanks.
-Thank you very much.

-Thank you.
-Chef.

-Thanks, Cap.
-There you go, buddy.

-Thank you, Cap.
-Thank you.

I've arranged for you guys
to have a full moon party

on a private beach this evening.

[Kate] A full moon party,

I'm pretty sure is just a rave on a beach
when there's a full moon.

However, any time I've been to a rave,

I wasn't really paying attention
to the moon.

I don't know what to expect,
but I'm excited.

But before we do that,
let's just button things up here properly.

-Thanks, Captain.
-Thanks, Cap.

-We're done.
-Alrighty!

Just a rinse and a chamois.

Do we get to keep our Valor tops?

Let's start covering up, please, guys.

Tanner, getting a head start on us,
my boy!

Man, the quicker we get this done
the quicker we get [bleep] up.

-Is everything done?
-Yes.

-Hey, girls. You can knock off.
-Thank you.

Backflips off the top.

-Kev, come jump off the boat with us.
-[Courtney] Rhylee, Rhylee, Kate.

Will you meet us in the stew pantry?

Three, two, one.

-That was awesome.
-Hi.

Pink champagne for all the girls.

It's like a friendship bracelet,
but better.

I don't think I've ever experienced
a season

that was so boys versus girls.

The girls are extra-bonded
because the guys were such assholes.

-It's unfortunate.
-Cheers, girls.

-Cheers.
-Amazing job.

There are a lot of things
that I need to say to Kate right now,

but I'm not going to

because I'm just trying to keep things,
like, civil.

It's yachting.
You need to be professional, you know?

I love all of you.

Cheers, boys. That was a fun season.

Thanks for the season. Appreciate you all.

We made some good friendships,
we had some good times.

It's definitely a season to remember.

How are you and Brian?
Have you guys talked?

We had, like, four conversations
the other day.

None of them went very well.

[Courtney] I don't know if we
have anything to talk about anymore.

Like, things between Brian and I
are super awkward.

We're basically avoiding each other
at this point

and I don't have any intentions
of getting back together with him.

[laughter]

What's the point?
Tonight's our last night on the boat

and I'm probably never
gonna see him again.

But don't you wanna, like, end friendly
or do you not...

[Courtney] We are friendly.
It's just weird.

I would be the worst charter guest.

I've been here two hours
and my [bleep] is everywhere.

Don Julio.

[cheers]

[shudders]

-All right, let's do this.
-Cheers, boys.

The last night here,
I know I'm having fun.

I'm ready to [bleep] go.

Let's do this. [shudders]

Let's go on a boat ride.

-Thank you.
-All right, all right.

I didn't really want to sit
in the back of the boat.

Come scoot in here, brother. Get in.

-So comfortable.
-Can you please forgive him?

-Why?
-'Cause you're so cute.

I was interfering for, like, four weeks.

That was what the tension was between us

is that I was in the way of him
and Ashton.

[laughter]

Look at how pretty this is.

-OMG, guys.
-Oh, this is sick.

Ladies, after you.

-We get this whole place to ourselves.
-It's so pretty.

[Kevin] Dude, this place is insane.

-Oh, yes, please. Oh, yes.
-I'll take one.

-Thank you.
-Oh, Jiminy Cricket.

[Kate] Arriving at this private island
is amazing.

I feel like it's the best of everything
Thailand has to offer.

Yeah!

Yes!

The flaming Valor letters,

the lady boys, the dancers,
the fire-twirlers.

There's private cabanas,
there's everything you would want.

It's incredible.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

It's basically a reason to drink alcohol
and make bad decisions in the dark.

I got my trick-or-treat bucket.
Who's in for a treat?

-Oh, Kevin's taking his clothes off.
-Kevin.

-Where is he going?
-Oh, no, no, no!

Who needs a drink?

All right, I guess it's just me.

That's nice and hot.

-I'm gonna...
-Yes!

-[Courtney] This is my favorite moment.
-Hey!

[cheering]

Oh, my God.

[Brian]
I don't wanna end things on a bad note.

It's been kind of awkward lately.

-A little bit.
-Yeah.

I've had the most fun with you.
The whole season has been about you.

-Oh, boy. Oh, yeah, get it.
-Yeah!

[cheering continues]

I don't know what to do.
What do you want to do?

I love him. His mouth is full.

-I don't know what to do.
-What do you mean?

-I don't know what to do.
-About what?

-Just leave it as it is?
-Okay.

Okay? No, I'm ask... That's a question.

You know, everything will be fine

if you just say,
"I'm full of [bleep], Brian."

-Say "I'm full of [bleep], Courtney."
-I'll say it if you say it.

-I'm full of... [bleep]
-I'm so full of... [bleep]

I just wanna end the season on good terms
with Brian.

Thank you.

-This is what I wanted.
-Brian unleashed the secret w*apon.

He took his shirt off and she's like,
"Okay, I don't care."

-Ladies.
-[laughs]

-You are an anomaly.
-He's a breath of fresh, drunk air.

Before too long, nobody's going to be able
to get back on the boat.

Yo, where's the pee spot?

I'm about to crash in one of these tents.

[Ashton] It's the end of the season.

I don't wanna have any negative feelings
or any regrets,

so I'm gonna be over here doing
what I need to do and be a good boy.

-[Kate] I'll take it for you.
-No, I want you in it.

Can you take a photo? Kate, seriously.

-Oh, thank you. Sorry I'm out of here.
-Go ahead, do it.

We had a good run.

You're a pain in the ass
to work with sometimes.

Most of the time. Most of the time.

-Say, "Most of the time."
-No, no, no. The big mess up was...

The big mess up
is when you stopped caring.

-When did I stop caring?
-Well, you can all feel that as a crew.

-No, but... No, I'm saying...
-You don't wanna be there.

-No, but I'm good at it. I'm good at it.
-Are you?

-You don't think I'm good as Chief Stew?
-No.

I don't think you're that good
of a Yacht Chef either.

You're a baker. That's all you are.

You use rocket, you use beets,

you make weird salads with pumpkin seeds.

Kate, you know [bleep] all about food.

And I'm sorry, but I just don't think
you know [bleep] all.

-He did a great job, and you know it.
-I'm sorry.

-No. No, no.
-Yeah.

-What you did was phenomenal. You know it.
-I am sorry.

But, like, if you had something
to back it up then I would accept.

But you've got nothing
to back it up, Kate.

I think Kate doesn't like
to have anybody question her.

Like, you have to have
some kind of constructive criticism.

Like, when I said to her, like,
hey, think about Kevin's side.

You did play a prank on him.
She's like, "But he called me a d*ck."

-Gentlemen, have that beer.
-Nope.

Oh, Kate, come on, mate.

God, bro. I was trying to defend you.

But I do think she's vulnerable.

[Simone] I just don't...
Like, I don't understand her

and I feel like, you know, when she's,
like, being super, super nice to me

and I'm like, oh, there I was thinking
that she's, like, not being authentic,

and then she says something
that's like a jab,

and I'm just, like, there,

I was probably right,
because here's the case.

-Like, it's just, like [bleep] my life.
-Give me a shot.

Dead soldier.

-Hey, hey.
-Hi. Hi.

-Kate, Kate.
-Hi.

Jiminy Cricket.

He's about to go get him some.
He's following Kate.

May I please sit with you?
May I please sit...

-Yeah, sure.
-Jesus Christ.

Kate, come here.

-Good for him. Good for him.
-Get it, get it, get it.

Get it, get it, get it...

-What's up, Tanner?
-I wanna kiss you.

Wanted to kiss you all day.

You're an idiot.

Do you not remember
how Kevin was being a d*ck

-and you're like, "He's kinda right."
-What, tonight?

This is never gonna happen, by the way.
I'm a lesbian.

-Are you though?
-Yeah.

I'm getting more lesbian by the second,
the more you talk.

-You won't get over it.
-Really? That's fine.

[Simone] I don't have to deal
with this anymore. So I'm happy.

With Tanner, that ship has gone, dude.

It's amazing to just wash my hands clean,

get on with the rest of my life.

-Whatever.
-Where did Ashton go?

Kate's just smoking a cig, bru.

-Oh, [bleep] it.
-I'm gonna order a shot, mate.

[bleep]

Hey, don't... Don't ever do that, bru.
What's wrong with you?

A projectile sand sh**t into my eye.

[gasping]

This was not an accident.

Kevin kicked sand in my eye
and he definitely did it on purpose.

-That was... [bleep]
-[Brian] You just kicked sand in her face.

-That's not cool, bro.
-I would like to go home.

I love you to bits,
but don't ever do that.

-You guys need a drink?
-No.

-Go say sorry, bru.
-[bleep] off, bro.

Don't do this.
It doesn't matter what happened.

You don't flick sand in people's face.

I don't care. I do whatever... [bleep]

I'm all right.

-I would like to go home.
-Go say sorry.

-[bleep] off, bro.
-Come on, bro, you're better than that.

Everybody's so drunk they can't even walk.

Hey, Ashton, we have to go.

-Do it. To the boats, let's go.
-Yep, you better believe it.

-Hey!
-Get it, get it.

-It's the end of the season.
-Hear, hear.

-Hear, hear.
-That was the best experience of my life.

It was amazing.
Except for the sand he kicked in my face.

-Yeah.
-But don't worry about that.

-Don't worry about that?
-Don't worry about that now.

-Okay, I want my...
-Are you [bleep] me?

Great night, right? Yeah.

[Brian] Even though Kate is who she is,
you can't kick sand into people's face.

But Kate's definitely overreacting.
That's what she does best.

-Kate, I love you.
-Kate.

[bleep]

-Ash, help me out?
-Yeah, we'll get him.

-Just grab this for me.
-What do you want me to grab?

[grunts]

-Walk with... Walk with me.
-Oh, no, drag me to... No.

-So just walk.
-Tell you what, I'll run.

-Jesus, he's gonna run into the water.
-No! No, no, no!

Jesus, Kevin, for [bleep] sakes, bro.

-You first.
-After you.

Get your ass in here,
we gotta cook food now.

You've got the whole beach on your ass.

[laughs]

[Ashton] You've got sand all over
your pants. Take your pants off.

-Go. No, not...
-Everything.

[Kevin] All right. Relax, Sims, relax.
It's just penis.

[Simone] This is hilarious.

-[bleep] Jiminy Cricket.
-Kevin, no, don't... Don't do it.

[laughing]

Kevin!

You have to go to bed, bru.

Kevin is another type of drunk tonight.

It's the last night.
He's going out with a bang, so to speak.

-Look at it. Look at my... [bleep]
-No, I'm trying to move past. Come on.

-I love you.
-I love you too.

[laughter]

That's one of the funniest things
I've ever seen in my life.

[Tanner] Oh, Jiminy Cricket.

-Can we go to bed, ¿por favor?
-Yeah. Come with me.

-Bed's this way.
-No, it's not.

Come with me, I'll show you the way.

-It's much better here.
-Really?

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna stay drunk
because I'm not getting hungover.

-Oh, I think you're still drunk, brother.
-Oh, I'm wasted.

-Why are you smiling at me?
-Because I'm happy.

-Oh, you're happy?
-Yeah. Getting off the boat, I mean.

You're happy that you told me
I was a bad Chief Stew

and you kicked sand in my eye?

-Oh, no, I...
-Yes, that's what you did.

-Don't tell me no.
-No, no, you just tell me what I did.

I'm sorry about it getting... Thank you!

I don't remember kicking sand in her face,
but I obviously did it for a reason.

If she said, like, you balding dickhead
or told me I had a small penis,

like, if she had said some truth,
that's fine.

But definitely don't call me
a [bleep] yacht chef.

-That looked like it went well.
-Yeah, it went extremely well.

D-Day. [bleep] Gotta leave.

I'm surprised you didn't sleep
in the guest room.

I did.

I was pretty hammered though.
I just passed out last night.

I'm not saying that anything did happen,
but use your imagination.

[laughs]

-No regrets whatsoever.
-Good, cheers.

Hey, baby.
Can I have a hug and a little kiss?

Yes.

Has Kevin said anything to you
yet this morning?

He hasn't bothered to apologize
or anything,

so I feel like he was only ever nice to me
because...

-You had to work together.
-If you don't like me, go with that.

I don't need fake friends. Oh, not today.

[laughs]

-You outie?
-Oh, yes, I am.

Things didn't work out with me and Tanner.
Tanner's such a child. That's a problem.

Would I hang out with him
if he called me in the future?

Probably not like that,
but, platonically, possibly.

-Thank you so much. You did a great job.
-Thank you. Okay.

Yeah, I don't really wanna
say goodbye to Kate

because it's the most
disingenuous relationship

that I've ever come across.

-Well, safe travels.
-You too, bye-bye.

I learned one valuable lesson from Kate,
and that is to be self-reliant.

-Thank you so much.
-It was such a pleasure to have you.

-Thank you so much.
-I appreciate all of your hard work.

After the season, I'm planning on going
to the Med to try to get on a boat

to get a little bit more
hands-on service experience.

You know, the more experience I get,
the better.

-Cheers, babe.
-Freedom!

[Tanner] Ladies, you want a quickie?
I only need two minutes.

Striking out with Kate,
it makes you stay humble.

Bye, Tanner.

I'm not sad saying goodbye to Tanner

and I don't regret the fact
that we never hooked up.

-Bye.
-Pleasure and a priv.

Because if we ever
are in the same ZIP code,

it's like a sure thing.

I just wanted to say thank for everything.

You're welcome.

Yachting, of course, is the best job
I've ever had in my life.

A pleasure and a priv.
I'm going right back into it.

-Be safe out there. Yep.
-You know me.

Now I'm excited to get home, see my mom.

-I love you all.
-Ciao, brother.

First thing my mom's gonna do
is give me the biggest hug she can

and just go, "So how was it?"

I'll see you on the flip side!

Courtney? Everything seemed
to have worked itself out very nicely.

Yeah, everything worked out.

All that drama washed away,
know what I mean?

-It's nice to end off on a good note.
-Yeah. That's all I wanted.

-She's a cool chick, I'm gonna miss her.
-Well done, bro.

-I love you.
-I love you.

Thank you for being so amazing.

Thank you for being so amazing.

[laughs]

Very happy to be done with this season.
'Cause I'm not working anymore.

-Oh, you're leaving.
-Cheers, babe.

Saying goodbye to Brian is bittersweet.
We did have a lot of bad times

but we just had, like,
a really easy friendship I think.

All the best
with whatever you're gonna be doing.

Thank you.

-All the best. You're amazing.
-One more.

The first thing I'm gonna do
is go out for a nice dinner

that isn't pad Thai.

I don't know what's next for me.
I would do yachting again

but for right now, I just need a vacation.

There's a dog. Hi, hi, hi!
I love you, I love you.

[Kevin] Come on, buddy, flex your muscles.

-Coming down.
-Coming up!

-Cap, Cap, Cap.
-What's up?

-I just want to come up and say goodbye.
-Taking off, buddy?

-Thanks for everything.
-It's been a pleasure.

You did an outstanding job for us
this year.

Thanks so much.

I've learned kind of where I wanna head
and where I wanna be now,

and I wish we were doing
another six weeks together, not.

-Catch you on the flip side, buddy.
-Yeah, till the next time, mate.

I'm ready to get home to my daughter,
go on holiday with her.

Pleasure, I'm sure
I'll see you very soon, bro.

Yeah.

And then right back to cooking food
and doing what I love to do.

Go say goodbye to the girls, if you want.

I don't think I do. Nah, I'm done with it.

Seriously, no, I'm not gonna feed bad
about that either.

There's only so many fake apologies
that you can give to that woman, you know?

[laughter]

Cheers.

-Oh, is Kevin leaving?
-Kevin, yeah.

What is he thinking?

[Kate] That's it.
Goodbye, Thailand, it's over.

This is the final straw.

[Ashton]
Kevin chose not to say goodbye to her.

-No. There she goes.
-Oh, hey Kevin.

-Oh, is Kevin leaving?
-Kevin, yeah.

Okay.

Bye, Kevin.

Kevin, I love that you
did not say goodbye to me.

Bye, Kevin, see you never.

[Kevin whistling]

Kevin totally left without saying goodbye.

What a prick.

-Bye, prick. Safe travels.
-Bye, Kevin.

-I don't even care if they're that safe.
-People are assholes.

-Cap. Can I give you a hug?
-What's up, Bri? Absolutely.

-Thank you for everything, man.
-Pleasure having you on board.

-Thank you very much, I appreciate that.
-Thank you.

It was a roller coaster ride,

but at the end of the day,
we pulled through.

-Girlies, I'm out.
-Bye.

-Give me kisses, give me kisses.
-You're the cutest.

Hey, Rhyles, promise you
I'm gonna miss you too.

[laughter]

I am absolutely staying in yachting.
This is my career.

And I am gonna go do my OW,
become a captain.

-You know I love you.
-Love you too, brother.

Oh, my God, I am so happy
to go see my daughter.

After this season, just seeing my daughter
is just gonna make me... relax.

[Kate] What're you going to say to Ashton?

[Rhylee] What should I say?

-Um, probably gonna be awkward.
-It's gonna be very awkward.

It's over and done with. Just be civil.

One of these days,
you'll make a great bosun.

No, that's not civil.

-Well, anyways... I love you.
-I love you.

In these last two seasons,
I've never fit in with this crew.

No matter what anybody tells you,
you're a great asset to the crew.

-I appreciate that, Kate.
-You really are.

I don't know
if that's how the yacht world is

or if that's me in the yacht world,
I don't know.

-Bye.
-Bye.

I'm so thankful for Kate this season.

Without Kate in my corner,

I don't think I would have stuck through
as long.

-Hey, Rhyles.
-Thank you for having me.

-I've got all kinds of baggage.
-I know.

-Thanks for coming out. Bye-bye.
-Thank you.

-Ash, it's that time.
-Cool.

I'm not disappointed
in my behavior this year.

I think that, you know,
I showed a lot of reserve

and I'm proud of that.

-I hope you have a safe flight home.
-You too.

And I appreciate you tolerating me.

-All the best, Rhylee.
-Yeah? Thank you.

I'm always gonna keep yachting
in my back pocket,

but for now, I'm going to Alaska,
I'm going to run charters,

I'm gonna fish, I'm gonna slay it,

and I'm gonna not think twice
about Ashton.

Oh, it's still hot
as balls out here.

[clears throat]

-Are you leaving?
-I'm leaving.

Kate and I are already not on good terms.
I've had two big fights with her.

She's, in my opinion,
crossed the department boundaries.

She's just disrespectful

and, honestly, I'm just disappointed
in the whole situation.

And I'm done. I'm done with her.

I'm glad you were here.

-You did a great job.
-Thank you.

[Kate] Saying goodbye to Ashton

is the same it's been for me
most of the season.

Civil, but fake.

-Safe travels, Kate.
-You as well.

-Thank you.
-Safe travels.

-Cap.
-What's up, Ash? Quite a year, huh?

You got that nice farmer tan going on now.

You're gonna have to even that out.

Yeah, I wanna thank you, Cap,
for trusting me with the bosun's role.

In the beginning, I was pretty nervous,
but you guided me through it.

-You gotta grow some, so you grew a lot.
-I appreciate that.

It's been a challenging season for me.

This was my first season as bosun,
and I think I learned a lot.

I appreciate you pushing me

towards keeping Rhylee on board
and managing her

because, obviously,
I learnt a lot out of that.

No sailor ever learned anything
in calm seas.

Thank you so much.

I've learned that
I still have a lot of room to grow.

There were situations
I could have handled better.

But I've also learned
that I'm extremely capable.

-Take care, pal.
-You, too.

Next for me is Florida,
to spend some time with Ross there

and then start looking for a boat
that's got a Bahamas itinerary

and join a crew with no redheads.

Time to dance with some ladies.

-Hi.
-Hello, Kate.

-You're out of here?
-Yeah.

-Chalk up another one.
-Yeah, don't really have much else to say.

-We made it, again.
-Again.

I'm really bummed
we didn't sink the boat.

-There's still time.
-There is.

-I'll see you later.
-All right, kiddo.

-Been a slice.
-It always is.

Personally, this has been
a very challenging season for me.

-See you around Florida. Bye.
-Yeah, bye.

I'm going to go spend a week
alone at a resort and relax,

then head back to Florida,
pack up my life,

and move to New York.

I'm scared to move to New York,
but I was also scared to start yachting,

and I think I'm ready for a new adventure.

[Lee] I have no idea
what it is with Thailand,

but I still have the best g*dd*mn job
in the world.

That's it, guys. We're done.