08x05 - Champagne Wishes and Caviar Screams

[bunniefuu]

Previously on "Below Deck"...

Is that our stewardess?

-Greetings!
-Nice to meet you, Ash.

Oh my God,
there's so much sh--.

What the hell?

I'm guessing maybe no one knew
what they were doing before me.

I'm going to sort it all out.
Thank you.

Do you want to share
with a girl or a boy?

-A girl.
-Okay, that's fine.

We're sharing
a room then, James.

As long as he cleans up the
shower wall when he has a wank,

I don't care.

[laughing]

-Drinks!
-Yes, yes!

Yes?

Do you have any sunscreen
for the guests?

No.

Wow.

As a second stewardess,
you need to show initiative.

I can't train that.

It needs to be already
ingrained in you.

What the [bleep] is this?

God damn!

Bridge deck aft was
a ----ing disaster.

Nothing was cleaned up there.
That is inexcusable.

Everybody needs to step up their
game, or they'll be replaced.

[snores]

[fog horn]

I should probably put
some sun screen on.

[snoring]

Like, what the [bleep]!

Good God.

Why is he ----ing sleeping?

It's an absolute slap in
the face to me and my team.

Here you are taking a nap
when everyone else is working.

I've lost all respect for you.

Why is he sleeping?

-He just said he was tired.
-What?

I'm not going to waste my
energy on

trying to wake him up
or scold him.

If he's that tired,
go ahead and sleep,

and I'll deal with you
when you wake up.

If Captain Lee finds him
sleeping right now?

Yeah, he'll be
in sh--, won't he?

Hoo-ho!

[phone beeps]

Heh-heh.

-Ash?
-Yes.

You need to do
Captain Lee's cabin.

Cool, too easy.

Too easy?

Too easy, girlfriend!

Check this out.

I'm going to share
something with you two.

Ooh.

That's what my wife
just sent me.

Aww!

That's her and I
like 20 years ago.

So cute!

"Your favorite stew!
Just so you don't forget!"

That's so cute!

-Wait, so she was a stew?
-She was chief stew.

So did you get her
into yachting, or--?

-Yeah.
-Aww, that's awesome!

Oh, that's great, so he
was just like, here...

Pretty cool, huh?

I need you, like,
with me, at all times.

Yes.

I want to work
and live with you.

So fraternization works out?

To see Captain Lee and
his wife, it's amazing.

Vincenzo, we've been
together for a year now,

and I travel a lot,
so I understand.

I miss you!

I want to call my boyfriend,
I miss him.

What's the name
of your man again?

Vincenzo.

Wait, what's his nationality?

He's--he's Italian.

Oh!

Wait, what's his
social security number?

What are his bank
account details?

I wish I knew that.

Be like, look honey,
look what you bought me.

You're so thoughtful.

[laughing]

This cut fits me
perfectly, thank you.

Got to haul
my fat ass up those stairs.

It's not as muscular, cause
I haven't done anything to it.

It's just there.

Ciao!

Can you also wash that one
as well? That one's mine.

Sure.

Yeah, I'm good.
We're off and running.

I love you.

I just wanted to call and say
I miss you

and then I've got to go back
to work and finish.

Eddie, Jess, and Rachel,
in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting.

Yeah, copy.

[snoring]

-Hey, Cap.
-Hi.

Charter number three.

Tim's a trial attorney,
celebrating his 50th,

and his wife Beth
and three other couples

who are their closest friends.

Oak Park, Illinois,
oh, sh--.

Beth wants a multi course
dinner to celebrate

Tim's 50th birthday
with beluga caviar.

-Okay.
-And a live steel drum.

Steel drums!
How good is that?

And they want a
beach barbeque picnic,

so a lot of this is
going to rest on you.

Oh yeah, for sure.

This preference sheet
is super refreshing

compared to the
previous two charters.

I actually have
a Petrossian King Crab.

Omelets, sausages,
broccoli, peppers, red onion.

There's so many different
things in all the omelets.

It's kind of like
a hell yeah, you know?

You're my ----ing spirit animal.

So, that means your service is
going to have to match her menu.

Yes, so, that's fine,
we can have a chat after this.

Tim wants a slide,
we're going to do it.

Is your cabin all fine?

She did a great job.

-Okay, great.
-Thank you.

Thank you!

[alarm beeping]

Don't ----ing judge me
for my toast.

Always eating.

Can't help myself.

Does it make sense that
my waist is getting smaller

but my stomach
is getting bigger?

Is that a thing?

You're probably bloated.

Morning sunshine.

You're going to be
cleaning the waterline.

Dude, this water is
----ing disgusting here.

You had a nap,
so you're going to clean now.

Look at this fridge.

I thought soft drinks
weren't going in here

because we don't really use
this for soft drinks.

Yeah.

If you scratch your leg on
anything you, uh, you know,

just make sure you
clean it out real good.

And then, chips.

Can we just make it
a little bit neater?

Perfect.

And the drawers?

I can organize it
better if you like.

Yeah, that would be good.

I just don't understand
why Elizabeth is so messy.

This is not the environment
to be messy in.

Do you see like
it's a little bit of a mess?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

Does she understand that
we're on a super yacht?

-We can do this tomorrow.
-Okay.

Unbelievable.

Oh, he took a nap.

What the sh--?

Yeah, so if he would tell me,
"I want to do better,

I want to learn,
I want to prove myself,"

then ----ing prove yourself.

Oh well, he can work
extra late tonight then,

if he got lots of hours rest.

Have you done your workout?

No. Sitting here eating carbs.

God, I'm out of shape.

I'm going up there to do some
skipping and do some crunches,

so people don't throw up
when I walk out

my bedroom in the morning.

Oh my God, did--have
you had issues

when you were a kid, like?

-Oh, body conscious?
-Yeah, you--

-I've always had it.
-You have--

My brother called me out on
it when I was six years old.

I think I was going
to the beach in a pair

of light swim shorts
and I felt fat.

I'm the youngest
of three brothers.

So when I was younger, I was so
quiet and I barely ever spoke.

And then whenever I did speak,
I didn't get heard,

or they'd just make fun of me
to the point

where I just like crawl
back into my shell.

When I got older, I started
going to the gym five,

six times a week,
cracking jokes.

I don't know if that helps.

But I wanted to be heard.

Give yourself more credit.
More self love.

Yeah.

It's nice to have someone
to talk to about some sh--.

Great, thank you.

By the end of this, I would
like to have dinner menus.

Yeah.

Do you want to print
wine menus as well?

-Yeah, that's fine.
-Okay.

Funny story.
Mom said I drink too much,

I should go to meetings,
so I became a sommelier.

Um...

All right, menu.

Caviar for the canapés .

Blue caviar?

It's Tsar Ossetra Imperial
Petrossian caviar.

So dinner menu,
herb crusted rack of lamb.

Caymus will [bleep] that mouth.

Yeah.

Rachel's sense of humor,
it's quite R rated, right?

We also have a Chablis.

----ed in the mouth.
That's what we're doing.

Mm-hmm.

I'm a bit more refined in
my sense of humor than that.

[coughs]

Anyway.

Let's get sweaty.

Oh [bleep].

God, we're going to be
in bed so early.

I'm so excited.

[grunting]
Oh [bleep] me.

Hey Eddie,
do you want a glass of wine?

I would love a glass of wine.

Before Eddie comes down,
I'm just going to say,

you have to step up your game.

-You can tell I need it.
-Yeah, I do.

[laughing]

-Do your best.
-Yeah.

Because otherwise,
it's not going to be good.

-[bleep], really?
-Yeah.

Just, initiative.
Bust your ass.

I appreciate you
telling me that.

I'm going to go ask Eddie right
now what he needs help with.

[bleep] off fly.

[grunting]

Hey, Eddie, anything
I could do to help?

A few hours ago
would have probably

been a better idea to ask.

But, that bed has been made.

It's uh, ----ed-up
taking naps.

Yeah.

It's like, kind of
disrespectful to my position.

All right.

I found him in bed,
----ing eye patch on his head,

says do not disturb on it,
passed the [bleep] out.

That's not cool.

I can't, I can't.

-Get up.
-Yeah.

-Do your ----ing job.
-Right.

I didn't know it was this bad.

It's really bad.

I'm at the end of my line here.

Coming up...

-Are you single?
-Absolutely.

I don't know, her and James
have been hitting it off

though in that room.

The only thing that happens
in that room

is James getting
bitched around by me.

Well, that sounds pretty
scandalous.

That's just the way I like it.

Okay, laundry
is done-skis for the day.

Awesome.

-Good night!
-Good night.

Hey, Izzy, you have that rope?

I'm going to show you
one more time.

Okay.

Have your hole.

And the rabbit goes
out the hole,

around the tree,
back down the hole,

and you pull that ----er tight.

I'm ready to show my whole
crew that I can do this job.

But like, [bleep] my head's
in a tornado right now.

I know the rabbit goes out
of the hole,

and then like...

oh yeah, around the tree,

then back down the hole.

Yeah, just got my boat line.

Yeah.

I'm going to tie this
a million times tonight.

-Good night.
-Good night.

-It's linen.
-Look how big it is!

I know, that's the whole
point of it

I couldn't even stretch
those sleeves out.

Um--

I hate it because
that's so true.

I need some sleep.

Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.

[alarm beeps]

[bleep].

[yawn]

So the fact that Eddie's
not happy with me, that sucks.

Confidence stems from failure.

So I'm like,
now's my time to shine.

I'm pretty confident in that.

Salute flag.

Morning, how you doing?

Good.

Ash, Elizabeth, can you
meet me in the sky lounge?

Copy.

Did you get
telling off yesterday?

Oh, it's just like,
my ass on the line.

I slept with
my chamois in my bed.

What?
I thought that was a joke.

So this charter in comparison
to the others is like,

up here with
the level of service.

I want to really work on me
being able to be

in a service side with
the guests all the time.

For example,
if there's something that needs

to come to the table,
it needs to come to me first,

and I'll put it on the table.

I want to streamline this
a little bit more,

because it kind of
looks like

we're really messy
at the moment.

Elizabeth, I would
have really liked

those pantries to be done,
like now.

I don't want to see
any mess on bars,

I don't want to see any mess in
pantries, so we can work better.

I can't please her.

I just feel like,
this sh-- is personal.

Um, yeah, I guess so.

I'm like a messy artist,
like, got a little bit of this,

got a little bit of that,
like, yeah, it gets--

it gets a little bit messy.

-Cool, let's start.
-Thanks, guys.

Oh, nothing.

Yes.

What's happening, sunshine?

Where are the list of items
you want to get done today,

and how can I help?

There's a list inside
there by the wall.

Okay.

Just get everything
chamois cleaned off,

no fingerprints,
no water spots.

[grunts]
Hoo-rah.

You told me a few times now that
you want to go the distance.

-I'm going to.
-Okay.

-Good.
-That's going to be in action.

I hope so.

[yawns]

So much soft drink in here,
can you pass me that crate?

Yep.

Yes, I thought she was
doing this yesterday...

With Francesca and Elizabeth,

I feel like I'm the ham in
between the two pieces of bread,

like, it's so awkward.

On my last boat,
I've learned to--

Don't pick a side.

Otherwise, sh-- hits the fan.

Just going to go down here.

-Yes, got it.
-Perfect.

Attention all crew,
attention all crew.

We got some provisions here.

-Copy, thank you.
-Provision time.

Thank you.

Thanks, Izzy.

-Caviar, anyone.
-Got caviar.

Right, I will stick
it just there.

Okay, I got some bugs for you.

Oh, [bleep] me, Iz.

Nearly sh-- myself.

I have that in our cabin if
you ever want to use it?

Oh, do we?

Actually, I miss your
little crystals last night.

I think I have one
in my bra right now.

-Do you actually?
-Yeah.

Everyone's different.

This is red tiger's eye.

What's that do?

[sighs]

Confidence.

Attention all crew,
attention all crew,

we have one half hour
before guest arrival.

Copy.

All right, Izz,
let's drop our pants.

-Let's get them off.
-Let's get them off.

Oh my God, that's probably
the quickest

I've ever done my makeup.

These ----ing hems,
I hate them.

Ash, Elizabeth, I need flowers
gone, I need the table wiped.

Thank you.

Attention all crew,
attention all crew,

I need everyone on
the aft deck in five.

Copy that.

Thanks.

Woohoo, here we come.

Why?

Because they're so tight.

You all right, Izzy?

Yeah, just got a, um--

Alrighty then.

-Game on!
-There you go.

Show time, guys.

Coming up...

-Is this it?
-Oh, uh--

Is this fake crab sticks?

No, no, no, no, no--
it's from actual crabs.

They were all just going, is
this canned from a crab, and--

What?

Woo-hoo!

Here we go.

-Hello!
-Hi there, how are you?

I'm good, how are you?
I'm Beth.

-Beth, Captain Lee.
-Hi, nice to meet you.

Would you like champagne?

Tim, good to meet you.

Ashling, lovely to meet you.

-I'm Izzy.
-Hi.

Lovely to meet you.

Welcome aboard My Sienna.

We're going to get this party
started real quick.

Francesca's going to give
you a tour of the boat,

we'll get your luggage on board
and we'll get out of dodge.

-Excited!
-Yeah!

-Let's do it!
-Cheers!

Awesome!

Luggage, guys.

Thank you.

I'm going to take you up here.

So, this is bridge deck.

The nicest place to have all
of your meals and relax.

Do some sun baking.

-Sun burning.
-Sun burning.

Oh God, now this is heavy.

Oh, [bleep].

-There you are.
-Thank you.

This is the sun deck.
More sun baking.

This is awesome.
Is that your chair?

Oh yeah, that's your chair.

-That's my chair!
-Stake it early.

I'm going to start sorting
the luggage into the rooms.

Does he even know
what rooms the luggage go in?

Probably not.

When we come down here,
I'll show you the cabins.

In here is the master bedroom.

-Yay.
-This is absurd.

Ah!
[bleep]

This is amazing.

Ouch!

-You're doing a great job.
-Thanks, boss.

We can head on upstairs.

We'll have a cheese board
if you guys are hungry.

-That's our favorite!
-Oh, fantastic.

And I'll get you
some more champagne.

I'm moving to vodka.

King? Is this the king?
Yeah.

Elizabeth, Francesca?

Can you please get
plates and cutlery

ready for the charcuterie?

Okay, great.

Ashling, can you
please go to laundry?

Copy.

-Eddie, Eddie, we're coming off.
-Coming off.

All right, kids, let's
start singling some line.

Yeah.

Foreground tackle's free.

All right, we're coming off.

-Can I get a vodka soda?
-Sure, of course.

-Oh, charcuterie.
-Oh.

Deck crew, deck drew,
please bring in the fenders.

-Here's your drink--
-Oh--

-Vodka?
-Thank you so much.

Pleasure.

Nice job everybody,
thank you so much.

This cheese is so good.

Can I get a vodka soda?

Eat, you need to eat.

I'm eating, I need a Ketel One
and soda with lots of ice.

Coming right up.

Can I have a fork or something?

Sure!

Really?

All right, go get in
your blues, I'll get the rest.

Oh, okay, sorry about that.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

-Could she have some ice?
-Sure.

-And vodka and--
-Vodka Sprite?

The view is like,
it's just amazing.

The Caribbean
is a special place.

You know what I mean?

-You naked?
-Not yet.

Damn it.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Eddie, Eddie, Lee.
Get the anchor prepped.

Yeah, copy.

We're going to anchor now,

and then we can have lunch
relatively soon.

-That's fine.
-Okay, fantastic.

Eddie, stand by.

I love how ready
you are right now, Iz.

-I'm so ready.
-You're so ready.

So ready.

And drop.

Three sh*t.

All right, three sh*ts out.

Lock it in.

Yeah.

Should we start bringing
these out and inflating them?

-Hell yeah.
-Let's get popping.

I'm just pulling
plain white ones, main.

And then for dessert,
this one here.

Oh, she looks beautiful.

She looks nice.

Meow!

-How we doing?
-Good.

Good.

And this is the most
protected area--

-Is it really?
-We have available, yeah.

-Five Islands.
-Yeah.

Thank you.

Be my pleasure to, thank you
for the invitation.

I think I remember that.

I'm an old man.

Well, enjoy.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

You bet.

Maybe I'll have
whispering angel now.

You want a glass
of the rose now?

That'd be great.

We're pretty
much ready for lunch.

-Okay.
-Perfect.

These guests are
awesome in my eyes.

I'm really excited
about the fact

that they're into food,
they're into wine.

This is pretty much up my alley.

We are ready when Rachel is.

So for lunch today,
they're having

grilled cous cous, and this
amazing marinated snow crab.

You can't fail with this.
Boom.

You want it to be
this way, right?

Perfect, beautiful.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

This is uh, crab salad.

-Ugh. Is this it?
-Yes.

I felt there was something was
going to happen in here.

Oh, uh, no.

-Rachel's design.
-I've got the moon.

Yeah.

So this is an Israeli cous cous
with Greek style salad,

and Petrossian snow crab meat.

-Yummy.
-Looks so good.

All right, enjoy.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Hey, I got a great thing
for you to do, also.

-Tell me.
-Cleaning the bow up.

Okay, I'll do it right now.

-This is fake crab sticks.
-I think it's fake crab.

Is this fake crab sticks?

No, no, no, no,
it's from an actual crab.

On what super yacht
would you serve fake crab?

My God, what an idiot.

So, some feedback,

they were all just going,
is this canned from a crab?

What?

No, it's like one
of the most expensive crabs

that you can have.

We had fake crab meat.

[laughing]

I think I'd rather know
bad or good, I don't care.

-I want to know everything.
-Okay.

It's okay, thank you.

I'm going to take a nap.

I think that's a great idea.

[bleep] me.

All right kids, you ready?

Yeah, it's good.
Keep going.

-Thank you.
-You got it?

-Yeah.
-Lean in.

Everyone finished?

[laughs]

Thank you, guys.

Good job.

All right, let's go.

Eddie, Eddie,
that is lunch service over.

Adios, b*tches.

Some of them would like
to go jet skiing.

Copy.

Go ahead, have fun.

How's the weather?
I mean, water?

You're in this room here.

My pleasure.

Okay, so plan of att*ck.

Yeah?

I need you to start
pulling for dinner.

So you don't have a time yet?

-For what?
-For break.

-When you finish your job.
-That's fine.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

[snoring]

All right, on
to ----ing dinner.

Delightful.

-Thanks guys.
-Thank you, man.

Hi, Captain Lee!

How you doing?

So I'm going to go up
and check on Elizabeth.

Yeah.

And see how she's going

and then I'm going to
send her on a break.

All right, Eddie.

If you need another towel,
I put more up right there.

Grazie.

So, for dinner, I used like the
gold and silver silverware, so.

Is there a glass for everybody?

Um, I was just working on that.

Oh, it's okay, I can get that.
What's going on in here?

So I took out these
white wine glasses too--

And what about
red wine glasses?

-You want red wine as well?
-Yeah.

Okay.

Such negative vibes,
I don't like it.

Coming up...

Uh-oh.

Oh sh--.

Thank you for dinner,
Chef Rache.

You're welcome, my pleasure.

No, can you do that
after I shower?

That's perfect and come back
in an hour if that's okay.

Awesome, perfect.

Day one.

Day one, how do you feel?

Feeling fab,
how are you feeling?

Worried about tomorrow.

Why are you worried
about tomorrow?

Slide, beach picnic.

Going to need those muscles.

I wish we had call buttons
on here, but we don't.

Hi.

[woman screams]

I need your positive energy.

What's going on?

Just trying to reset.

Are you getting in trouble?

Sometimes I get some like
strange criticism

here and there,
from like the chief.

Ah. That sucks.

Right.

-You look good.
-Thank you.

You're welcome.

The [bleep] is that?

Hello.

Cocktails.

-Did you have a nice sleep?
-Yes, thank you so much.

Foie gras, here we come.

Mm.

So good.

Super disappointed that
the guests didn't like lunch.

I'm not happy.

So we are going big for dinner.

I'm going to do
an herb crusted lamb

and then from there,
my head goes straight to

brioche and foie gras.

Because nothing says good times
like liver from choking geese.

Treat your self.

Are those sharks?

I'll get my cocktail.

I bet I could catch it.

Is that okay?

No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

I can catch that fish.

I'm sure you could.
Sit down.

When I was a senior
in high school,

I was always the kid
that sat in the front

of the classroom
and scored high grades.

I'm a smart person.

I know I am but I don't know
what I'm doing in this job,

and that's something that makes
me feel really insecure.

Psychologically, I'm in a little
bit of a battle with the boat,

because as a perfectionist,
I'm just motivated

to always accomplish the job,

and I don't ever
want to fall short,

but I don't know how
to get there.

It's tough, it's really tough.

Yo, love birds,
for closing up,

I'm late night tonight.

These people don't seem like
they're going to be crazy late.

They don't seem like the type.

All right, sweet.

Hello, hello.

Dinner is ready when you
guys are ready to sit down.

-Great.
-Okay, great.

We'll move to the table
then, excellent.

Rachel, Rachel, Francesca,

uh, all the guests are
seated at the dinner table.

Copy that.

That sounds great, thank you.

-Hey--
-Cheers, everybody.

-Oops.
-It's ready to go.

Thank you guys.

This is amazing.

We're not going
to want to go home.

Incredible.

You're welcome.

Oh, thank you so much.

You're welcome.

-Thank you.
-Bon apetit.

Well, for the foie gras,

it's pan seared, accompanied
with brioche toast points.

-Yummy.
-Thank you.

You're welcome.

-Isn't that good?
-Yeah.

-So, I want you to finish work.
-I'm done.

Great, go to bed.

-Thank you for your help.
-See you in the morning.

Rachel, Rachel, clearing now.

Copy that, I'm about to plate.

Oh, I think I might
just put a bit of a workout in,

I'll be all right.

I thought these guests
were going to be refined.

But, Tim's really wasted.

It's so embarrassing.

Awkward.

Rachel, Rachel, Francesca.

Primary charter guest
has gone to bed.

[bleep]

We have to make sure he comes
to his birthday party.

[laughing]

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

These are ready to roll.

All right, so let's go up.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

The primary hasn't even
touched my food.

It's annoying at this point.

After spending a lot of
time trying to make

his food preferences come alive

and then he's just wasted,
it sucks.

-Thank you Rachel.
-You're welcome, my pleasure.

Oh, that's really good.
Delish.

-Love it.
-Mm-hmm.

Rachel, Francesca,
we're clearing now.

Copy that, I'm plating
my caramel nipples.

I wish real life nipples
tasted like caramel.

[laughing]

Thank you.

It's a flan that's
infused with lavender.

Have a wonderful evening.

Mm.

Got very quiet very quick
is always a good sign.

-I know.
-Thank you.

The dinner exceeded
my expectations.

You ready to roll?

I'm going to bed.

Fine, mother----er.

-Thank you.
-Hey, baby.

[snoring]
Oh my Lord.

Stick it out the side, yeah?

I don't think we've
got too much longer.

Maybe in half an hour
we'll be done.

Yeah.

Oh, ----ing hell.

All right.

Boom, sweet dreams.

I'm tired now, I'm over this.

-Yep.
-What are you doing?

I was climbing around to do
what I need to do.

[bleep]

This is like
the most inconvenient spot

you could do this.

Another day in the life.

Elizabeth, go to bed now.

All right, thank you.

Coming up...

Okay, lobsters done,
macaroons done.

Can I get an extra hand
to start running

all the food out to
the tender please?

I don't care what you're doing,
----ing figure it out.

Don't worry, I got it myself.

[toilet flushes]

[bleep]

You've got to be
----ing kidding me.

He left the laz door open.

I hope nothing's been stolen.

[bleep] this sh--.

What a surprise, someone
----ed up again on my team.

It's all basic sh--,
you know, you lock your house

when you leave, you lock your
yacht up when you go to bed.

It's frustrating to me.
It really is.

Crazy ----ing day.

Today is the ----ing day where
I finally freak the [bleep] out.

Hey, do you have um,
cayenne pepper?

Ah, yes I do, here.

Are you doing lemon, cayenne?

Yeah, I'm going to do
a detox sh*t.

[shouts]

On my last yacht, we used
to do this every morning.

-What time did you go to sleep?
-11:30.

Sunshine went to bed at two.

-Good morning.
-Morning.

-Hi.
-How's it going?

-Good, how are you?
-All right.

I know it wasn't you guys,
but I'm going to just tell you.

Yeah.

The garage door
was never closed.

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

-I've made a detox sh*t.
-Okay.

I just have to get some
sh*t glasses prepared.

-Perfect.
-Perfect.

Ash is thinking like me, when
I started working on yachts,

I had that work ethic as well.

She has that go-getter attitude,

and that's what I need
in the stewardess.

Be more like me.

You've done really well,
thank you.

Thanks!

I will get you to go to
the beach today, is that okay?

-Yeah, that's cool.
-Are you happy with that?

-Yeah, absolutely.
-Okay, cool.

All right, slide time.

So the first thing we're going
to do is put the leg out.

What's the leg?
Is it this--

This part, see this part?
This is the leg.

Hi, this is Francesca
on motor yacht Sienna.

We have a white party
this evening...

Good God.

And I just wanted to see
if we could

organize a steel drum band.

Wow, is this happening?

-Morning.
-Morning.

-How'd you sleep?
-Good.

[bleep] me.

-One, two, three.
-Oh, yeah.

This is just black.

Yeah, just how I like it.

Feel pretty good about that.

-Hey, how are you, sir?
-How are you?

Good.

Be a great day.

I look forward to being there.

Lunch is at 1:00, I'm going
to send Ash to go and set up.

I'll get you to do cabins.

Turn downs, or you just
saying spruce it up?

-Spruce it up.
-Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Morning, Eddie.

You forgot some things
last night.

You did not close
the garage door last night.

That's bad.

Okay, so we close the garage
door at the end of the night?

Yep.

I know I can't be too
aggressive right now,

because we have toys,
beach picnic and all that.

And I know the kind
of guy Shane is.

Eh, my chakra is out of whack.

So I feel like I do need to tip
toe around him a little bit.

You need to go down this.

Oh yeah, I'll do it.
I'll do it.

Oh-ho-ho!

Hey, is it fun?

Good, let's start getting
the other toys out.

Good morning.

And here we go.

All right, I need
to eat something.

-Happy birthday.
-Thank you.

Rachel has duck confit and
waffles with a berry compote.

Can I just get two eggs
over easy?

Yeah, okay.

I'll try the waffles
since they've been made.

Sure.

Am I on beach party
brigade again?

I think I'm going to put
you two on it again.

I like beach parties.

May I offer you
a morning detox sh*t?

-Who would like one?
-Yes.

-Yes?
-Sold.

Francesca, less than
one minute out on waffles.

-Copy.
-Cheers.

Oh, I certainly feel
a gazillion times better.

I don't know if Eddie
told you Captain,

but I left the laz
open last night.

I don't know, when you
go to--when you go in your house

at night, do you shut
the door behind you?

Yes, I do.

I'm sorry about that.

Okay.

Dumb ass.

Hey, we have some waffles.

-Oh yes, please.
-Thank you so much.

There you are.

Oh lord, it really
is a monster.

I'm just not very hungry.

I usually don't eat
in the morning.

Ash, Ash, Eddie,
do you need help

carrying anything down
to the swim platform?

-Yes, please.
-Copy that.

-Girl we got you.
-Oh, dear.

And step down here.

Good mate--oh, right in the
chin, sorry about that, mate.

All right.

Ash, you look so good.

Oh, there they go, they're
off to set up

lunch tables and stuff.

How was the duck confit
and waffles?

-That was delicious.
-Good.

I need to go change
and then come back out

and do some watersports.

Sounds good.

Oh.

So today, I'm like,
completely stressed for time.

Beach picnic.
I love it.

Holy sh-- they lost their head.

And then for his 50th birthday,

the primary has requested
multiple course tasting menu.

It's going to be
pretty interesting.

Bye.

Let's get this bitch off.

Yeah, muscles.

Oh God, what am I stepping on?

Man, this thing is heavy.

Do you have a boyfriend at the
moment Ash, or are you single?

-Single.
-Uh-oh.

-Are you single?
-Absolutely.

I don't know, her and James
have been hitting it off

though in that room.

Don't worry, anything that's
happens in that room is

James getting bitched
around by me.

But that sounds
pretty scandalous.

It's just the way I like it.

There you go.

-Say waterslide.
-Waterslide.

[bleep]

I feel badly about not
being able to go

and be a part of
the beach picnic.

I have a really bad feeling now

that Francesca is
so not happy with me

and at the same time,
Ash could do no wrong,

and like, Ash is like perfect.

This is not fair.

All righty.

Good job.
Let's get going.

Ready, one, two, three.

[shrieks, laughs]

-See, easy.
-[laughing]

Easy.

Great, thank you, guys.

How much time do you think
you guys need

until you're ready to take food
and everything to the beach?

I'd like to go by 12:30.

We're going to be
off the dock, 12:30.

Oh, these are definitely
less camel toe-y.

Um, I just want to check
on the guests just in case

they need anything, and I'll
come right in and glad wrap.

You should be pretty close.

They said 12:30.

-We're leaving soon?
-Eating at one, yes.

Sure.

Elizabeth, Elizabeth,
Francesca.

Would you be able
to make two pina coladas?

Can I get an extra hand
to start running

all the food out to the tender?

Francesca, do you mind
repeating that, sorry.

May I have a hand expediting
the food to the tender

so the guest can be
served at 1:00?

This is ----ed,
this is not yachting.

The lack of communication
at this point

for me in my department
blows my mind.

Francesca needs to facilitate me
to make sure

that this sh-- gets
schlepped the [bleep] out.

I don't care what you're doing.

You need to help me.

----ing figure it out.

to start running all the
food out to the tender?

Can you help in the galley?

Thank you, Izzy.

Don't worry, I got it myself.

I don't have any
fresh pineapple.

Yeah, just use a cherry.

I'm here to expedite.

That and then this.

Good beach day today.

Absolutely, we're excited.

Let's not drop the lobster.

All right, we have everything.

-Do not let this lady die.
-Please do let me die.

Oh my God, I want
to go for a swim.

Oh my God the table is so good.

Oh, look at all
these gorgeous shells.

These are very good.

Pina colada.
Going classy.

I'm going to go get guests.

Okay.

Ash did an amazing job.

I'm going to take a photo of it.

Beach set up.

You guys ready
to go get some lunch?

-Let's do it.
-Let's do it.

Have you been working
your butt off?

Yeah.

[laughing]

Thank you.

Attention all crew,
attention all crew,

all guests are
leaving the yacht.

Woo!

Welcome to your 50th birthday
beach extravaganza.

-Yay!
-Woo!

-Oh, that's not a step.
-That's not a step.

But I can make it there.

-Okay.
-Thank you.

-Hang on, let me readjust.
-Yeah.

Oh my gosh, this is amazing.

-Holy moly.
-Unbelievable.

Looks so cool.

This is the nicest crew ever.

Please have a seat.

She is so good at cooking.

Tim, for you, would you like
Sunset or Whispering Angel?

I'm going to have a vodka soda.

Okay, no problem.

The main, local Antiguan
lobster with vermicelli noodles,

clustered cashews,
toasted coconut,

pineapple and fresh herbs,

served with lemon grass
and café lime dressing.

That looks amazing.

God, that battered me.

Would you like a piece of filet?

Yeah, I'll do one, yeah.

This is amazing.

Party time.
You eat lunch yet?

Are we going to go for a swim?

Oh, this is amazing, right?

Oh my gosh.

Are you happy with how
everything's going this charter?

I feel more prepared.

The one thing where I know
I messed up,

it was that whole
laz door situation.

I know I messed up incredibly,

so I got to step up my game
and I got to work hard.

-That's good.
-All good.

Great.

But it's also super frustrating

because I think Eddie thinks
I'm dumber than I actually...

Am.

Would you like another top off?

No, I think
we're ready to head back.

Yeah, okay, sure, not a problem,

Eddie, Eddie, Ash.

Ooh.

Guests would like to return
back to the boat, please.

Okay.

Oh, here comes Eddie.

All right.

Ciao, ciao.

-Well, hey folks.
-Hi.

-Been a while.
-Hi.

See you later.

Thank you!

The white party, right, yes.

Yay!

All right, guys.

Thank you for riding
Eddie's ferry ride.

Thank you.

There we go.

-One second--
-Oh, thank God.

This is why you need
paper straws!

Little sea turtles are
going to die.

-All righty.
-What's happening?

Caviar, scampi,
burrata, lobster,

also bukoh.

Okay.

And then I can go
to bed and cry.

Very nice.

I want to get
in the hot tub in a little bit.

Eddie, Izzy, we're ready
to be picked up, please.

Love it, headed your way.

There was a day when you
used to get your own stern line.

Nope, not when you're a captain.

[laughs]

I'm just going to
go change my coat and

then I'm going
to head back upstairs.

-Ready?
-Yep.

[grunts]

-How you feeling?
-Lovely.

-Yeah?
-Smelly, sweaty, dirty,

but good.

Hey, Francesca,
we might have a problem.

What was wrapped up like

Tsar Ossetra Imperial
Petrossian caviar

is actually some salmon roe.

Oh, sh--, okay, all right.

[bleep]

Maybe by accident
it got put in here.

Yeah, that's not cool.

I don't have his caviar,

which the guests like
specifically said they wanted.

And I'm like
losing my sh--.

Can I help you?

I'll slit someone's throat, if
they haven't ----ing sent this.

Okay. Okay.

[bleep]

Yikes.

Next, on Below Deck...

Ah, we're dying upstairs.

Can we get some wine?

Yeah, where is Elizabeth?

-They've had such a good time.
-Yeah.

Up until now.

Yeah, I know,
I left one on the sink.

Whoa.

Oh!

My God.

Shane, why aren't you on deck?

I'm contemplating what
to do about Sunshine.

It's like watching
everything I do,

cause I feel like my ass
is on the line.

Shane, Shane, Lee.

[bleep]

To the bridge, please.

Have a seat.
We need to have a conversation.