08x10 - Steamy Vibes

[bunniefuu]

-How you all doing?
-Good, how you doing?

I'm the new deckhand.

Eddie, nice to meet you.

Oh, hi, I'm Francesca.

Francesca puts out some
pretty hot vibes.

Thank you.

I'm just so awkward.

This is really hard
to deal with.

I got paralyzed once.

From my shoulders down,
I couldn't move.

I've got an autoimmune disorder.

So it's called
Guillain-Barre Syndrome,

but I don't like
to feel inadequate.

I really love this job.
Like, I don't wanna lose it.

She takes one step forward
and then two steps back.

Sometimes the devil you know is
better than the devil you don't.

We'll keep you on, but I'm gonna
put you back down to third stew.

I'm gonna give these to you,

and if you can give
me back the two...

I like Elizabeth.

I feel like I need to get
to know her a little bit more.

-Top of the morning to you.
-Top of the morning to you.

[bleep]

Morning.

It's so bright out here.

[bleep]

-Mm, morning.
-Hello.

Hey.

What time did you come to bed?

Um, probably late...
the latest again.

[laughs]

-Good morning.
-Hey.

[yawning]

-Did you guys get in the, uh...
-Hot tub?

-Yeah?
-Yes.

No way.

Was it just you and James?

It was just me
and James in the hot tub.

And?

Nothing?

Um...

Spill beans.

I don't know how this happened,
but I guess we kissed.

Oh sh--.

Oh, my God, I just wonder
what James is gonna say.

Last night was amazing.

[bleep] yeah.

I'm really excited, really
giddy, like a little girl.

You don't know what to do
with yourself right now.

I don't.

All righty, then.

Hey.

You all good?

Yeah, I'm good.

I'm just sending
some information to my mom

about the coronavirus.

Is it hitting over there?

Yeah, we've had
a first death in the U.S.

Holy sh--,
it's getting so crazy.

Yeah, it's, like,
everywhere now.

Oh, God.

Ready for some morning abs?

[laughs]

Is this doing anything
for you, Rob?

-Morning.
-How you feeling?

Good. Is Elizabeth around?

-Um...

She's late, she's five
minutes ----ing late.

This is how I stay so chiseled.

-Hi.
-Hi, how are you doing?

Good.

-Yes.
-Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Yeah.

[radio beeps]

No, I didn't...
I didn't say that.

No, I know, but I...I just...
I...

I'm sorry,
I just started working.

No, no, no... no, because
I'm just upstairs,

and I'm like, oh, she's
five minutes... she's late.

Oh, no, no, no, Ash, I was...
I was up with Ash.

Oh, no, no, no, I'm not.

What's going on?

Gonna wash the
sh-- out of this boat.

Yeah.

You a bit flustered
this morning, Elizabeth.

No, I just started working
at 8:30, that's all.

Cool, we'll just meet up here...

-Okay.
-If that's okay.

-Sure.
-Cool.

So, both of you obviously know
what's happened with Elizabeth.

So, I don't want any animosity
going on between you guys.

We need to all work as a team.

Yeah.

-No one's better than the other.
-No.

-You're both the same.
-Yep.

So, can you do
the captain's room?

Yep.

-That's okay?
-Sure.

-So, sheets, towels...
-Check his laundry bag.

If there's stuff in there,
just grab it and get a new...

-Right.
-Exactly.

...laundry bag from the laundry.

Yeah, exactly.
All right.

I'll start on laundry and
get that, like...

Just go down to laundry, see
what's going on down there.

Okay.

I'm still pissed off
about Elizabeth

talking behind my back.

I feel like I can't
say anything,

because she was like...

She's a ----ing twat.

Confrontation is
a tricky one for me.

She needs to know that
she did something wrong.

It's not professional,
and it's super immature.

She could have been fired,
and now she's disrespecting me?

It's time for a wake-up call.

I've had enough.

[beeping]
Eddie, Eddie, Lee.

Copy that.

James and Rob, will you guys
go back,

start taking the railings
off the passerelle?

Yeah, buddy.

We've got guests coming
on tomorrow,

and unfortunately,
Falmouth Harbour

is where the last charter
wanted to get dropped off,

and the new charter wants to get
picked up in Jolly Harbour,

two hours out of the way.

[grunting]

And that's what
we're all about...

taking care of the guests.

So today, we're moving the boat.

Slowly lower it into my shins
without breaking them.

Hey, let's deflate this.

Yeah, stop being
so ----ing skinny.

Sorry.

[snorting]

Rachel last night bothered me.

Oh, really?

Relax, son of a bitch, relax.

You're bothering me
a little bit.

Let's go, you guys.

When she's working, she's great.
She's a master of her art.

But when she drinks, man, it is
like an evil switch is flipped.

She's like a little
gremlin when she drinks.

She's a little gremlin,
isn't she?

She's like Gollum on cr*ck.

[snarling] Precious!

We're getting underway.

Head's up, everybody.

Hey, will you guys go and run,
grab fenders up off the sides?

Plenty of room on 15.

Guys, we're outta here.

Living the dream.

[ship's horn]

[grunting] Oi.

[giggling]

How'd you sleep last night?

Great, how did you sleep?

Good, I got eight, nine hours.

[laughter]

[bleep]

Oh, gosh.

Get it open, there.
There you go.

I've been in relationships
on boats before.

The less people that
know about it, the better.

Am I a little bit peeved off?
Little bit.

But I can't blame her for it.

Please.

[phone ringing]

Hello, I just wanted to say
I love you.

I love you very much.

I'm worried about my boyfriend,

because he's traveling
between France to Italy,

near some of the areas
that have been quarantined

with the coronavirus.

You do not love me more.

I love you more.
[laughs]

It's scary.

Now at this point,
Milan is under quarantine,

and their grocery stores are
empty and void of food now.

Everything becomes
so overwhelming.

It's just trying to keep
me having a clear head.

Okay, I've gotta let you go,
because I'm gonna cry.

That's my best friend
in the whole world.

Okay, I miss you.

I need more sleep.

Yeah, I need more sleep,
like, big time.

-Staying up late?
-Mm-mmm.

-Good night.
-Miss you, Francesca.

What did you say?
I miss you too.

Francesca's giving off
steamy vibes.

But I think
she's above my pay grade.

She's like a hot nun.

Like, you can look,
but you can't touch.

Do you have an extra washcloth?

Attention all crew, attention
all crew, we're coming in now.

We're in the channel.

James, I want you
on these port lines.

Rob, I want you
on starboard lines.

Fenders, ready...one, two,
three, drop, drop, drop.

Deck crew, nailed it this time.
Good job.

Izzy, Izzy, Eddie, why don't
you go ahead and take a break?

Thank you, copy.

----ing k*lling it today,
aren't we, mate?

What time'd you get
to bed last night?

I don't know, Izzy.

[laughs]

I don't know.

-What?
-What did you do?

Nothing.

Yeah, no, you did something.

There may be some rumors
spreading around today.

Just know that they
are all false.

Did you have a little
kissy-kissy with James?

Yes.
[gasps]

No.

Mm-hmm!

No!

Does this rumor have
anything to do with

what you were doing last night?

It's just a rumor.

Pay it no mind, it'll go away.

Oh, well, good for you.

-Eh.
-Have fun.

I'm pretty sure James just
wants a root in the boot,

and Elizabeth wants
to love on him

and get emotional connection,

because she's
an emotional person.

There's no ----ing way
they're gonna last.

Piece of cake.

This boat's so ----ed up.

-She's a charter whore.
-She's a dirty charter whore.

[laughs]

I have to talk to Elizabeth.

Why the [bleep]
is she ripping on me?

Ugh, I'm so over it.

Elizabeth, Elizabeth,
what's your location?

I'm gonna break out the iron
on the master.

-Hey.
-Hi.

Last night, the reason why
I came into your cabin

when you and Izzy were
talking extremely loudly,

I came in not annoyed
that you were talking

about me and how you feel.

The point is
that you're affecting

-the entire crew by doing that.
-Right.

You're screaming it
down the hallway

to try and get-- provoke me
and get my attention.

It's immature, unprofessional,

and a second stew would
never get involved

in something like that.

I tried to not talk about it.

I don't give a [bleep]
what you're saying.

Coming up...

You need to drink more water.

Dolores is drunker than
a four-peckered goat.

You are not getting
in the water.

[gasps] Oh, my god!

Son of a bitch!

Last night, I came
in not annoyed

that you were talking about
me and how you feel.

The point is that you're
affecting the entire crew

by doing that.

You're screaming it
down the hallway...

to try and get-- provoke me.

I don't give a [bleep]
what you're saying.

You shut the door, and don't
get anyone else involved.

-I agree with you.
-So...

If that happens again,
where, you know,

I'm literally just laying in my
bed and somebody comes in...

I'm just letting you know
that it's unprofessional,

and it's immature.

No, I mean, I tried to not
talk about it, you know.

Everyone's gonna gossip;
that's fine.

It's just the way
that you were doing it.

I agree.

I do respect you, and I do
want us to, like, you know,

keep rocking these charters.

I need you to prove to me
that that can happen.

-I promise, I'm switched on.
-Yeah.

-I'm doing the work.
-The bed looks good.

Thank you.

-I'm still...it's still...
-It's still progress.

-Yes.
-Thank you.

She took away my stripe,
and now she's trying

to take away my
co-workers' sympathy.

Thank God that I found James.

I'd kiss him again.

Yeah, no, [bleep].
I don't wanna even say that.

Please, erase...
erase, rewind.

[sighs]

Did you have a fun time in
the hot tub last night?

Yeah, we just had
a couple beers.

And a sneaky smooch?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Is that jealousy I hear?

I'm just proud of myself,

because I called this happening,
like, three weeks ago.

You didn't,
don't give me that sh--.

I did.

Glad you had a good time.

Use protection.

Oh, feels so much better,
everything is getting organized.

Yeah?
Good.

It's, like, really making
this space work for me

efficiently as one chef,
you know?

Huh.

Well, if you haven't
been efficient so far,

I'd hate to see when you really
are, because I'm impressed.

[laughs]
Thank you.

[bleep]

Eddie, Francesca, Rachel,

I'd like to see you guys
in the crew mess.

-Be there in a minute.
-Copy that.

Am I tardy for the party?

-The party.
-Yep.

-Five.
-Number five!

Tina and Mark Milani.

They're avid boaters.

They socialize at
their local yacht club.

They have a handful of
fellow shipmate friends

who will be coming along
on the charter.

They're gonna be trouble.
They're boat people.

They know everything
about what we do,

so they might be really picky.

Oh.

Night one, they want
a Gatsby theme party,

multi-course tasting menu.

Horseback riding?

They wanna go horseback riding,

jet skis, snorkeling,
all the water toys.

That's easy enough.

-I have a little bit of anxiety.
-Mm-hmm.

It is what it is,
and it's what we do.

We'll get it done.

-Cool.
-Okay?

Ooh!

I'm just taking an air
conditioning break.

I literally have just
been cleaning the hot tub

with James' jizz in it.

Oh... Mm.

This pillow.

How was your night?

-It was fun, just...
-Yeah?

Yeah, just...
just went straight to bed.

You must think I was born
last night, huh?

Me and Liz had a couple beers.

Oh, yeah?

I think Izzy does have
a little crush on James,

but I think she's one of
those types of girls

that doesn't like
to express feelings.

His eyebrows are
too much for me.

But that's probably better,

because James is a [bleep]boy.

Sorry, Elizabeth.

But I wonder if they're
gonna go, like,

the full mile and, like,
seal the deal.

If that happens
in the bunk underneath me,

I'm gonna ----ing die.

[grunting]

Ugh, shower time for me.

Hello?

Hi, it's Francesca calling
from My Seanna.

I wanted to do a
couple of themed parties.

[buzzing]

Like, white pearls,
feathers, headpieces.

Doesn't work that well.

-Thanks for your time.
-All right, thanks.

Bye.

[humming]

[sighs]

Where have you been all my life?

[laughs]

What else do I need to get
to know about you, then?

I don't know.
There's a lot, isn't there?

Yeah.

What does your mom do?

So my mum is happily retired,
so she...

Oh, nice.

Just plays golf
and drinks all day.

That's like my mom.

She's happily retired and she...

Yeah.

Loves her wine,
and she loves my dogs.

What dogs does your mum have?

We have West Highland
white terriers.

They're so cute.

Do you have dogs?

Three French bulldogs.

[squealing, laughing]

Yeah.

With Elizabeth, I want
to take it slow, be careful.

What kind of music
do you listen to?

Just rap and R&B.

-Have an interest in psychology?
-Yeah.

Why people do what they do, why
they think the way they think.

I like poetry and...

My first girlfriend cheated
on me, she never admitted it.

All right,
let's call it a day.

Well, that was relaxing.

Too relaxing.

Well, I don't even
have relationships anymore,

because I keep ----ing
them off.

So, I have her
to blame for that.

[bleep], I'm getting
emotional now.

Oh.

[laughs]
No, I'm fine.

-Bye.
-I'll catch you in a bit, yeah?

Yeah.

Charter five, bring it on.

Charter cinco.

Oh, no.

Today I feel like an assh*le...

just dirty.

My throat is sore,
my body aches,

everything I swallow
tastes like sick.

What time'd you get to bed?

Normal, regular time, okay?

Normal, regular time...
no more questions.

What were you doing, huh?

All crew, all crew,
provisions are here.

You mother----er.

-Oh [bleep].
-Oh, wait, you got it?

Oh, Jesus!

-Ah!
-Oh! Oh, my God!

These are decorations
for this charter.

For this charter.

Can you please take
this out of my hands?

Oh, my God.

Francesca, Francesca, Lee.
I'm gonna need pants.

Oh [bleep].

Copy. Elizabeth here.

What the [bleep]?

Really isn't difficult.

Why didn't she have
his uniform up there?

Ash, Ash, Elizabeth.

Where can I locate the extra
bottle of starch?

In the laundry, in that box
closest to the washing machine.

-Did you find it?
-No.

Ash, Ash, can you please come
down to the laundry?

Copy.

Get in there, you ----er.

Can you please help find starch?

Yeah, I've already got
one made, I just told her.

So what's the problem, guys?

You're stressing me out
for no reason.

It's in a Downy container,
it'll be on one of these ones.

You guys need
to communicate, please.

-Otherwise, it...
-I did.

-...really annoys me.

-You said it was in this one?
-Yeah, in the Downy container.

Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.

I've always tried to help her.

I've been picking up
a lot of her slack.

But now it's not
fun and games anymore.

I am 100 percent Team Francesca.

Making me look bad
in front of my boss?

Not okay at all.

We just need
to listen a little bit more.

All right.

These need to go upstairs,
because these are Captain's.

-Yeah.
-All right.

Thank you.
Doing our jobs properly.

I'm glad we're enlightened now.

Attention all crew, we have


What's wrong with you?

Hi, I'm sorry, Captain Lee.

All right.

Oh, she's a tough one,
all right.

Beep, beep, beep.

Interior, interior, I
need the stairs vacuumed

and the two mats.

Copy.

-Could also go like this?
-Oh, yeah, there you go.

Did you vacuum the carpets?

Yes, I did.

-It's not done.
-I know, this stuff.

Can we talk about these plants?

Nope.

We're close.

You've got a lot of hair
in your mouth, but...

Can you get that for me?

Oh sh--.

-You want one of these?
-Yeah.

[gasps]
Oh, my God, it's happening.

Please be cool,
please be cool people.

Look at the size of
that davit, Jesus.

I know.

You could put
the Titanic on that.

There you go.

Ready for my bubbles, ladies.
Do you have it ready for me?

-Okay, game face.
-Woo, woo!

Coming up...

So tomorrow, horseback riding.

We don't want horses, we wanna
go to town and go shopping.

Beach picnic or lunch here?

Put the slide up.

[chittering]

[gasps] Oh, my God,
it's happening.

Please be cool,
please be cool people.

This is so awesome.

-Hello.
-Hello.

-Captain Lee.
-Tina.

-Tina, my pleasure.
-Good to meet you.

-How are you?
-Hi, I'm Eddie.

-Dolores.
-Francesca, nice to meet you.

Francesca.

-Cheers!
-Cheers!

Welcome aboard My Seanna.

We're gonna get your
luggage on board,

Francesca's gonna give
you a tour of the boat,

and we'll get outta here.

-Awesome.
-Woo!

All right?

All right,
we'll head up this way.

Look at the sparkle
on this chrome.

Glad we don't have
to wipe it down.

I know, me too.

Look at that sunbed.

It's a nice area
to have some cocktails.

-And the bar.
-There's lots of bars.

[laughs]

-Oh, you all do?
-We all have boats.

-Yes.
-That's great.

There's some juicy-ass
grapes you got there.

Yeah.

Yum.

We're gonna go
to the master bedroom.

I think we're all
sleeping with you tonight.

I think it's big enough, right?

Yeah, we might have
an objection to that.

Ooh!
Sh--.

We have a double bathroom here.

The marble is gorgeous.

Isn't it?

I could stay
in the shower all day.

You can actually go
to the bathroom

and throw up at the same time.

Yeah.

LEE: Let's get outta here.

Ooh, skill.

And we can have lunch in a
little bit, once we anchor.

Okay, perfect.

I will bring that up.

Five feet off the dock
and increasing.

-We have all lines in?
-All lines are in.

Oh, we're moving!
Woo!

Nice job on the stern, Eddie.

Thank you much, Captain.

Do you love it up here?

I'll take that glass.

And then I have refills
for everybody.

Deck crew, get in your blues,
let's get moving.

Yeah, no shorts.

-Yeah.
-Yeah, it's gonna be awesome.

Can we go faster?

[gasps] No!

-You put that in there?
-Such a bad habit.

Oh, my God, is
it completely frozen?

Sh--.
She put hers in the freezer.

-[gasps]
-It'll be fine.

My boyfriend's supposed
to message me

when he goes to try
to fly back to France.

My phone is frozen,
and COVID's happening.

It's a pandemic.

It'll be fine,
it just needs to warm up.

Just keep it on
top of the dryer.

And now I can't
talk to my boyfriend.

I just...
I don't know.

Like, it's ----ed.

Gimme two sh*ts, two sh*ts.

-You can pull for lunch.
-Okay.

Elizabeth, I need you
to stay up,

just in case
the guests come out.

I'm going to have a break now.

Copy.

Lock it in tight.

That's two shackles
at the water.

Boom... really good job.

-Hi.
-Hi!

What are you guys doing?

We're waiting for cocktails.

You think she'd be mad
if we did self-service?

I don't know.

I need some Tylenol.

How you feeling?

Sick.

When you say "sick,"
do you mean sick-sick?

No, just, like, a head...

like, you know,
run down, head cold.

Do you want some vitamin C?

Mama didn't raise
a little bitch.

Just a big ----ing


[laughter]

-5'11.
-Whatever.

Everybody's sober,
what the hell?

Well, it's early.

What do you mean,
the day's half over.

Well, you better pick up
the slack for all of us, dude.

You're right.

Hi.

Okay.

Interior, interior, galley.

Marcy is looking
for a glass of champagne.

Ugh!

Oh, my God, okay.

Elizabeth, Elizabeth,
Francesca.

Go ahead.

Are you able to look
after the guests,

as I mentioned earlier?

Yep, already on it.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

Woo!

All right, deck crew,
let's get all the toys out.

[bleep]

There we go.

Would anybody else like
anything to drink?

-I will take a carib.
-Yeah.

Come on, Muscles.

You don't have to ask
"would you like another."

All right, be right back.

Oh, it's sh--
when you feel sick, but,

like, I wanna power through,

because I don't like to feel
like I can't do my job.

Power through the pain,
just power through the pain.

Are you Eddie?

I'm Eddie.

Eddie, we're gonna need
your shirt off your back.

I don't know if I can do that.

I got a lot of shirts, though.

[laughter]

Let's talk about today's lunch.

Mahi-mahi, simple.

Dust, and apply the sauces.

Amalgamate those flavors.

When you're in the Caribbean,

there's something
so amazing about

the locally sourced product.

It's really yummy.

All crew, all crew,
we're going into service.

You want fancy-ass sh--?
I'm gonna give it to you.

We're ready for lunch.

This is so beautiful.

Oh, God, yeah.

We have some nice, Italian wine.

I would love a nice Italian.

Get my Italian.

Would you like mahi-mahi?

-Yes.
-Wow.

That looks lovely, thank you.

I also have
a mixed greens salad.

Oh, that's beautiful.

This is pineapple rice.

Oh, wow.

Would anyone like
a piece of filet now?

-Yes, please.
-Sure.

-Thank you.
-This is delicious.

What an amazing start.

I'm so happy!

I know, can you believe this?

-And this is lunch.
-Amazing.

Eddie, Eddie, please come
up to the bridge deck.

Copy that, on my way.

[grunts]

-How y'all doing?
-All right.

Yeah?
How was lunch?

Uh-oh, we're in trouble.

-Fabulous.
-Delicious.

-Big trouble, guys.
-Uh-oh.

Because we got way too much
fun planned for you.

He's got his pen out.

Great.

So tomorrow, plans so far
right now is horseback riding.

-Yes.
-Ponies on the beach!

-Okay.
-Woop-woop!

Yep.

We don't want horses, we wanna
go to town and go shopping.

No! No, we wanna... ponies on
the beach, ponies on the beach.

No!

Beach picnic or lunch here?

Put the slide up.

Time for a drink?

Snorkeling, slide, picnic,
----ing everything.

Can Captain Lee
join us for dinner?

[chittering]

What else can we make Eddie do?

Yeah!

Oh, there'll be plenty,
don't worry.

I hate "boat people".

[laughter]

Coming up...

How you feeling, anyway?

You're still a bit ill,
or are you okay?

Yeah, I feel sick.

My throat hurts
and my head hurts,

and I just feel like
I'm gonna pass out.

I'm really hoping that
it's not Guillain-Barre.

Oh, [bleep]!

Can I offer you
a glass of champagne?

I'm happy with my
wine, thank you.

Yeah, sure, no problem.

Oh, except I would
like some Limoncello.

How'd you get on?
You pop any vessels?

Oh, that's the a boatman joke,
because it says "vessels."

-Now would be good.
-Yes.

All bets are off.

-Oh, my God.
-Yeah, oh, my God, Cap.

We just got bombarded.

Literally they were just coming
at us from all direction.

-[cork pops]
-Woo!

They wanna do it all at once.

We don't have enough people
to do everything all at once.

Exactly.

So now after lunch
they're gonna do water sports

and dinner is at 8:00.

They've invited you to dinner
for their roaring '20s.

-Eight o'clock?
-Yeah.

[all] Cheers!

Woo!

It should have...

It's probably defrosted
right now.

Well, I might
lean it up like this.

Okay.

That way, it drips.

The hot goss?

-Yep.
-What about the hot goss?

James and Elizabeth.

Shut the front door.

Far out.

How you feeling, anyway?

You're still a bit ill,
or are you okay?

Yeah I feel sick.

My throat hurts, my head hurts,

and I just feel
like I'm gonna pass out.

Your body's breaking
down on you.

Maybe.

Maybe you need a rest.

-Do you want this?
-Sure, thank you very much.

Yes.

The ocean is open.

The world's largest
swimming pool.

May I please reserve
one jet ski?

Have you ridden them before?

-Kinda.
-Kinda?

-I used to race.
-Oh.

You used to race them?

-Yeah, I did.
-Oh, this is nothing.

-Yeah.
-You'll be... you'll be fine.

Woo! Woo!

That's impressive.

[laughter, cheering]

That's something new.

How you doing, kiddo?

Gonna finish the "Great Gatsby"
menu, six courses in total.

I'm not wearing one of
those silly-ass costumes.

Oh, why, did they
ask you for dinner?

Yeah.

Oh, they did...
oh, okay.

You can just make
the filet for me, if you want.

[laughs]
I don't care.

Well, it's not a problem,
I don't mind at all.

What do I wear
to dinner tonight?

Wear a tuxedo.

That's "Great Gatsby," isn't it?

-Yeah, that's Gatsby.
-I could.

Hot tub needs more champagne.

Oh, really?

I'll bring it up.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

These guests are drinking a ton.

We're calling,
girls, for bubbly.

They just arrived,

and they've almost cleaned
me out of champagne.

-Bottle?
-When you open the bottle...

-Yeah.
-Open it in front of us.

-Oh, of course.
-Love... love the pop.

This one was already open.

I don't know if they're gonna
make it to dinner tonight.

Like, I'm scared.

And we do have
some reds as well.

Ooh, I'm gonna drink all of it.

Cap, you need to get
out of this dinner.

Whatever you gotta do,
get out of it, man.

This group, they're
gonna be a difficult one.

I can get you another
Jim Beam, no problem.

Somebody has to be responsible
in the group, I suppose.

Maybe you just
came down with a cold,

and you just need some sleep.

[laughs]

[gasps]
There they are!

Thank [bleep].

I can't believe
I froze my phone.

That's so funny.

[bleep]

And it's working though, right?

Yeah.
Okay.

All right, all deck crew, all
deck crew, we're taking

the toys in, and we'll see
how fast we can do it.

Take the toys in.

[grunting]

-Maybe a vodka drink.
-Vodka?

Can do.

You know the saying, right?

All right, let me off.

One, two, three, four, now
it's time to stop the pour.

Five, six, seven, eight...

Now your drink is really great.

[laughter]

Oh!

Is everyone all right?

-All the toys are in.
-Was hoping you'd say that.

Yeah, I think so.

I think we're gonna put
all of these guys up.

Why am I eating...
What's that about?

Because that's like what
they did in the 1920s,

because they had to hide
because of Prohibition.

Ah, so they were
drinking...

-I just made that up.
-Yeah [bleep].

It was believable.

James and Elizabeth.

They were in the Jacuzzi,
she's like, "We only kissed."

I'm like, "Yeah, you did."

[laughter]

I'm not surprised.

They obviously don't have
any work ethic going on,

so of course they're
just here to hook up

and just get drunk all the time.

So, you know,
match made in heaven.

It was only a matter
of time, really, wasn't it?

Yeah.

Okay.
Yes, yes, yes.

Okay, I'm feeling it.

Izzy, Izzy, Eddie.

-Feel better, okay?
-Thank you.

You want me to take that glass
for you, and fill it up, or...

Yeah.

They've been drinking
since, like, 1:00.

Ugh.
No wonder.

This one is loose.

-She's loose?
-Yeah.

Are you drinking my wine?

We're drinking our bourbon.

That was my dinner wine.

I love it when they're wasted.
Wanna know why?

Food is always better,
and then I seem great.

[phone ringing]

I can hear you.

I'm sick and I feel disgusting,
so I just wanna go to sleep.

I don't know,
probably coronavirus.

No, I doubt it's coronavirus.

No, I doubt it, because,
I mean, I was on the...

I was on the plane,
like, three weeks ago.

So it's probably not that.

I think it's just because
I haven't slept properly for,

you know, a little while.

I did.

I haven't felt this sick
in a long time,

and I'm really hoping that
it's not Guillain-Barre

or anything more serious
playing up again.

I've been paralyzed once.

What happened?

I was sick for three weeks,

and my immune system just
att*cked my nervous system.

I don't wanna end up
paralyzed in a hospital.

My manager on the boat,
he sent me to bed early.

So I'll have, like, hopefully
eight hours' sleep tonight.

I really wanna finish the season

and, like, actually feel like
I've accomplished something.

Not have my body sh-- itself.

[grunting] Oh [bleep].

Coming up...

-You don't like sharks.
-[gasps] Oh, my god.

Son of a bitch!

She's in the water,
she's drunk...

Charter just ended!

Turned, and a little bit
further down on your forehead.

Yeah.

Ugh.

Going straight down to cabins.

I'm sure I just saw a barracuda.

-Lot of fish.
-I'm not going to dinner.

I'm getting in the water.

You do that.

Whoa, what have we got here?

Sweet potato tater tot waffles.

Cool.

I love theme parties,
but what is "Great Gatsby?"

Is it Leonardo DiCaprio
dancing around?

[laughs]
I don't know.

But anyways...

Would you mind putting the
bread in the oven?

-Yeah.
-Thank you.

To me, a roaring '20s
dinner is shenanigans.

Something different,
the bigger the better,

and more over-the-top,
I love it.

I mean, I would
sign up for that.

All right, let's rock out
with our [bleep] out, people.

Okay.

g*dd*mn it.

I'm ready to roll
whenever they are.

Yeah?

If you wanna start service now.

Oh, this I so fun!

Oh, it's beautiful.

Those boots, man,
they just make it.

You ain't ----ing around
with those things.

Nope.

Look at the eyes
on that bastard.

That one's a great white.

Is that a blue whale?

That's a sperm whale down there.

I think me and James
have met in a previous life.

Oh, there it is.

That chemistry's existed
for millennia among two lost,

wandering souls who've
found each other at sea.

James, James, Eddie.

Will you go and help
Rachel in the galley

with dishes and everything?

On my way.

I love fun guys.

Trying to think
of a mushroom joke.

How fun!

These are beautiful.

-Salad...
-I love the money.

Good evening.

Oh!

This is as Gatsby as I get.

There it is.

These ready to go?

-Yeah, bye.
-Thank you.

-Yeah.
-Very red.

Because of the jet ski.

-Oh.
-Not because of the alcohol.

-Is that what that is?
-Yes, sir.

Hello.

So this evening you have
a little tartlet

with an heirloom cherry tomato,

bocconcini mozzarella

and balsamic pearls
with caramelized onions.

-Beautiful.
-Enjoy.

This is really fantastic.

It's good.

-I'm glad you're enjoying it.
-Yeah.

Plating second course.

How many years have
you been on a boat?

Thirty-five.

And you've not had a tattoo?

Nope.

All right,
let's take him downstairs.

-We got to.
-I'll bet.

No.

[laughs]

No, it's okay,
you gotta keep practicing.

Like real words
or like made-up words.

Real words that'll
be code for other words.

So Elizabeth and I,
we are friends.

No!

I'm super ----ing disappointed

to find out that her
and James hooked up.

Like, you know, I'm really
craving some lasagna tonight,

and it might mean something
completely different.

Because he was hitting
on all the girls,

and it was like he just
kind of pushed a little harder

on the weakest link.

I would love to do that.

May I have service, please?

-Yeah.
-Perfect.

-This is so cool.
-Art.

Oh, my God, I'll try not
to trip everyone up.

Yeah.

Ooh, yay, looks good.

-[belch]
-Ooh!

Isn't that beautiful?

Wow.

Well, this evening, this is...

an Italian scampi,
and there's kale chips,

but the kale chips are
super spicy and have a lot

of flavor and crunch
to add to

the sweetness texture
of the scampi itself.

They're so good.

Enjoy.

-This is beautiful.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

-I am so impressed.
-It's really yummy.

Gosh.

Oh, can I do a bit
of presentation?

Basically put about that much.

Easily done.

That's awesome.

-Okay, cool.
-6:00.



And I love the
"Prohibition ends here,"

"Have a roaring good time."

It's a good thing
Prohibition ended.

I know.

-We'd be in trouble.
-We'd be in jail.

Can I talk about
the elephant in the room?

I don't think we've seen our
captain in the water naked yet.

Oh, God.

-Yeah.
-Wow, she's cut off.

Dolores, where are
you coming from?

-Wait.
-Wow.

But I think some people
need to go to bed.

In my head, I...

A taxi?

What are you talking about?

How are you gonna time out me?

Okay, stop.
Let's stop.

Put me in the water.

Holy sh--.

Dolores is drunker than
a four-peckered goat.

We gonna
[blowing raspberries].

You should go down the next,
like, half-hour or so.

Get up around, like, 6:30.

-Cool.
-I'll see you in a little bit.

That they're either
multi-millionaires...

Everybody's doing chicken
and waffles right now.

These are sweet potato tater
tots made into a waffle

with Kiriburu pork
and maple syrup with bourbon

that has been flashed.

-Ooh!
-Amazing.

Beautiful, thank you.

-Enjoy.
-Wow.

Oh, how beautiful, thank you.

-This is so incredible.
-Wow.

Takes quite an imagination
to come up with...

Right?

...a waffle out of sweet
potato tater tots.

Sweet potato tater tots, yeah.

Yes.

So much work going
into each dish.

Oh ----ing thank God.

[grunting]
Oh, my body.

-You're going...
-♪ My body ♪

Pretty!

Ooh, that's pretty.

Oh, my gosh,
look at that gold on there.

A nice dark chocolate Valrhona
mousse with dark Valrhona cake.

Enjoy.

-Let's do it.
-So good.

You don't always have
to be in the bridge.

You should come play with us.

You know what,
I can fix you up

on a jet ski that
you don't even know.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Did I hear a general alarm
go off or something?

[laughter]

Enjoy the rest of your night.

-Good night.
-Thank you so much.

Good evening.
You bet, my pleasure.

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

My belly's full.

That was amazing.

That was full-on ----ed.

You need to drink more water.

Nice job, you nailed it.

Thank you.

-Where you going, baby?
-Going to the hot tub.

You're going to the hot tub
in your dress?

Somebody should...
they gotta watch her.

-Right now.
-Right now.

You've gotta be joking.

-Oh, my gosh, it's raining.
-Hey.

It's raining, baby.

You're jumping on in, sweet pea?

It's not safe
to jump in right now.

All right, what you doing, baby?

James, James,
can you come to

the swim platform
immediately, please?

On my way.

This'll be fun.

-I don't think we can jump...
-Ah, ah, ah...

It's not safe to jump
in right now.

-No.
-Is something happening?

You are not getting
in the water.

If I have to come in
and get in the water...

Yeah, it's unsafe to jump in.

I am gonna be pissed, and
you are not gonna be happy.

You are not getting
in the water.

She's very drunk,

it's nighttime,
she's crossing the line.

I am pissed.

I'm not gonna put up with that.

Not for a second.

Come on, sweet potato.

Hm?

Peas?

Red wine, maybe?

How about a red wine?

Those are sharks, Dolores.
You don't like sharks.

[gasps] Oh, my god!

Son of a bitch!

Oh, I heard a splash.

[bleep]

You should jump in quickly.

-No, I'll do it.
-Just wait.

No, no, no...
you're not jumping in either.

[bleep]

That's not happening.

How about a red wine, baby?

-No.
-Those are sharks Dolores.

You don't like sharks.

[gasps] Oh, my god!

Son of a bitch!

Captain Lee...

Dolores jumping in the water

is the ultimate [bleep]
you to the captain.

She's drunk, it's dark.

I don't need
somebody jeopardizing

their own life on my watch.

That is not ----ing
going to happen.

There went someone in the water.

I heard a splash.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[bleep]

Do I need to jump in?

Jump in, yeah, I think
you should jump in quickly.

Take off this.

I'll go get her, if you want.

It's like what the [bleep].

She's, like, totally
disrespecting Captain Lee.

She's disrespecting me, she's
disrespecting all of the crew.

It's about safety.

This has, like,
reached another level.

It's just mental.

-Are you...
-Where is she?

She's over there.
Are you okay if James jumps in?

-He's got his...
-No.

Okay.

I'm sorry,
she's a super good swimmer.

Do you want me to jump in
and go get her?

I don't care if
she's a good swimmer.

She's had
a lot of wine to drink.

-Do you want me to go get her?
-She's drunk.

You're right.

I don't need dead bodies here.

You can't have anything.

You need to get your g*dd*mn ass
back to this boat, now!

This lady gives zero [bleep]s.
Literally zero.

Please go around to
the other side of the boat,

because there's no way
for you to get up here.

So please go around to
the other side of the boat.

I am very pissed at you.

Captain Lee's out there.

Where is Captain Lee?

-He's probably pissed.
-He's pissed.

Oh, jeez.

Now he's not gonna
like us anymore.

It's her!

You've stepped over the line.

I'm not gonna tolerate
this behavior much longer.

I don't give a sh--
what you paid.

Please don't ruin our time!

Your charter just ended.

-[gasps]
-Please.

-Now, get out!
-Please get out.

Get a swim platform
out here, or a ladder.

We're headed back to the dock.

-Oh, that's great.
-I'm done.

Get her ass out of the water.

Eddie, Eddie, James.

Meet me on the swim platform.

She's in the water
in her white dress...

Oh, my God.

-...Swimming, and Captain Lee
is screaming at her.

Which one?

Oh, my God, Dolores.

-I hate to tell you this...
-Captain Lee, we apologize.

-But your charter is over.

She's in the water,
she's drunk...

And she won't come back on?

-And she won't come out.
-Ugh!

We're gonna head
back to the dock...

Uh-oh.

Because I'm not
putting up with this.

I'm so mad right now that I...

I can't even ----ing
see straight.

I don't wanna be responsible
for somebody

that is that reckless
with their own life.

She stepped over the line.

-Yeah.
-I don't need the liability.

This ----ing charter's over.

These assholes are going
back to the ----ing dock.

Get your ----ing sh-- and get
the [bleep] off my boat.

This is total bullsh--.