08x15 - Don't Cry for Me Antigua

[bunniefuu]

Previously on "Below Deck"...

The missus wanted mahi-mahi.

Four mahis total.

Yeah, no, it's five.

The one thing I ask for is
communication with home chick.

I'm sorry, you suck.

Do you guys even care that
I got lead deckhand?

Lead deckhand on
a superyacht... it's cute.

You just got promoted
to lead chamois.

Happy birthday!

Oh my God!

Number seven.

Jackie and David Siegel.

No strangers to
lavish vacations.

I wonder what the poor people
are doing today.

First time eve ever seen
a designer floatie.

It's Versace.

Elizabeth is not pulling
enough weight.

I can't promise that
we can get somebody in here.

-Well...
-I can try.

As soon as we can get someone,
yeah, I'd like to let her go.

What do you think?

I'm ready for my food,
that's what I think.

-Are you hangry?
-I'm so hangry.

He's chugging it.

I definitely feel like
a babysitter right now.

I can't give you
any more alcohol.

You guys are here to make our
vacation as good as possible.

Like I said, it's your
vacation, not mine.

No, it's your vacation.

That's not how it feels.

They're giving me bedtimes
and limiting my alcohol and...

I'll... I'll go downstairs
and leave you guys alone.

Good night, guys.

He's, like, beyond wasted
right now, and for me,

as soon as it crosses that
line with safety, you're out.

Let's go jump off
the top of the boat.

No, you can't jump off the boat.

No, man, don't.

Unfortunately, I might get
into trouble,

not only by Francesca,

but Captain Lee and
possibly his parents.

I think I've just ruined it for
all of us with charter tips.

Ugh, I'm worried.

God, you can be stern
when you need to be.

It's quite a turn-on.

Cold-hearted bitch.

Okay, well, I'm gonna
go to sleep.

Good night.

God, you ----ing
piece of sh--.

----ing stupid toaster.

-Morning.
-Good morning.

Second day being 30, huh?

Oh, my God, don't remind me.

[laughs]

Yesterday was, like,
the worst day ever.

I almost got fired.

This is the final straw.

James doesn't really do anything
to acknowledge my birthday.

I feel like a freaking stranger
would be willing to,

like, give me a kiss
on my birthday.

Not like I want a kiss
from a stranger,

but I'm just saying,
like, you know.

What's going on today,
a beach picnic?

-Good morning.
-Morning.

Let me make you a coffee.

Okay.

[yawning]

Hello? Anybody home?

So, I am gonna go today.

I feel like I should be
there, service-wise.

-Okay.
-I don't trust Elizabeth.

I'm gonna send Rob and Izzy.

Okay, cool.

-Oh, I found someone!
-How you doing this morning?

Good, I'm just doing some
stretches and stuff.

Good way to start the day.

Oh, look, rainbow...
that's so cool.

Is anyone else up?

[snoring]

No, other than us just
puttering around, I haven't...

Dude, after the sh--
that happened to me yesterday,

like, and they're going
to the wrong people anyways,

she blamed me for that.

Sh-- rolls downhill.

We know exactly where
it's coming from.

So, here...

Nita, Janessa, mahi-mahi;

David, mahi-mahi; Daniel,
mahi-mahi; missus, mahi-mahi.

-Yeah, so, one, two, three...
-Two, three, four, five.

There's two orders of fish
on the same line.

I'm supposed to run my
department and that's it.

But now if I've gotta come in
and, like, troubleshoot sh--

like, I'm not supposed
to do that.

The chief stew is
supposed to do that.

Enough is enough.

So it's like, I'm gonna
cut these people's face off,

stick them on some paper,
and be like,

this goes to here,
this goes to this guy.

It's like ----ing
kindergarten again.

It does feel like that.

[grumbling]

So I reckon we get scuppers,
stainless done early,

otherwise Eddie will ----ing
be like sh--.

Hello, I'm here to state
the obvious.

I'm gonna go and do sundeck.

After you've uncovered that,

do you mind please just
hitting the wet bits?

Whatever you want, Izzy.

Oh, you son of a bitch.

Hey, Cap, how's it going?

Well, I pulled up the news.

There are 938
cases of coronavirus

in the United States.

Wow, that exploded.

And 29 deaths.

And some people get it and
don't even know they have it.

Things are getting
serious out there.

Everything on the news cycle
is coronavirus.

I just can't get my head
wrapped around it.

And we're just lucky...

there isn't one case
on the island.

But this is scary stuff.

Yeah, it would suck
to be stuck here.

I don't think we're
gonna get stuck here.

[bleep]

-Morning.
-Good morning.

You asked for
pickled quail eggs,

you shall receive quail eggs.

♪ In jalapeno juice ♪

♪ I've had four
sh*ts of espresso ♪

Stop it!

So, what time
are we leaving?

And I'm sending
Rob, not James.

Fair enough.

Can you do this pose?

Oh.

[laughter]

You gotta find
the inner peace.

Good job.

James.

Yeah, buddy.

Let's get this bitch out.

[grunting]

[clears throat]

Oh, good morning, how are you?

And the Versace inflatable.

Um...

Yeah.

Yesterday, it was
Liz's birthday.

I didn't get her anything,
and I didn't give her a kiss.

I don't know, she's


the time where you start to look
back on your life and think,

I'm 30, what have I done so far?

Where is my life going?
When am I having kids?

When are we getting married?

Full carbs today?

[laughs]

Literally the size of my head.

Like if I put her bra on my
head, it would be a perfect fit.

Been up here almost
two minutes without you.

Captain, we have no power.

-No power?
-No power.

Oh, it's unplugged.

Ah!

Look how much you
drank last night.

-What were you drinking?
-Hennessey.

I drank half a bottle.
Then they cut me off.

Why?

I think they just wanted
me to go to bed.

-Okay. Are you alive?
-Last night was a sh--show.

-What happened?
-Daniel...

He was, like, blackout drunk,

and he wanted to go into
the hot tub, so I said no.

Told a little white lie.

-They started lying to me.
-What'd they say?

And they were, like, oh,
we're draining the hot tub.

The hot tub last night?

Yeah, I went up there anyways,

and it was perfectly fine,
and it wasn't even draining.

Oh, who told you
that it was draining?

Um...

Well, hopefully
he doesn't remember that.

Mm-mmm, he won't remember
any of that.

Ashley and James, yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry about that.

Yeah, they were just
making me feel like

I wasn't welcome to stay up.

[bleep]

I was upset last night.

Really?
I'm so sorry.

Yeah.

Coming up...

Interior, interior...

I am busy at the moment.

Yeah, they were, like,
it'll be better for all of us

if you just went to bed,
and stuff like...

-Did they say that?
-Yeah.

-No.
-Yeah.

Sounds like a typical,
like, blacked-out person.

Yeah, spoiled brat.

Yeah, they were just
making me feel like

I wasn't welcome to stay up.

Oh, I'm sorry about that.

-It's just a safety thing.
-Yeah, absolutely.

That's why I was upset
last night.

I wanted to hang out
up here by myself,

and they were like, well,
we can't go to bed

if you're still up here, so...

Oh sh--.

----ing hell.

Ash, what happened?

Because he just said
to me Ash and James told me

that I should go to bed.

Did you?

Well...

I stopped the alcohol,
and he was like, oh.

-Was he drunk?
-Oh, he was plastered.

He wanted to go swimming.

He jumped on... he almost
jumped onto the tender.

Oh, my God.

Ah, ah, ah...

Wait, it's not safe
to jump in right now.

No.

-You don't like sharks.
-Oh, my God!

Son of a bitch!
Your charter's over.

Whoa.

I'm surprised
he actually remembered.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

Okay. He didn't tell me
anything

about jumping in
the ----ing tender.

You know, that's the primary's
children, so I think

they would be definitely
on our side

that we were looking
after his safety.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Now that I've heard the whole
story, you know, I trust Ash.

If she thinks that they've
had too much to drink,

it's a safety issue,
I'm on her side, 100 percent.

Good work,


I'm gonna go put
my bathing suit on.

Go.

Hi.

Good morning,
how are you this morning?

How'd you sleep?

Very well, thank you,
and yourself?

Just like my mother
was rocking me.

Ah!

-Oh, yeah.
-You like, you like?

Oh, I likey.

Are we able to order
anything yet?

Ooh, look at this.

Okay, the orders are there.

Yeah.

I went to bed when
they forced me to bed.

Oh, really, they made
you go to bed?

Yeah.

Daniel should be thinking
about work, not play.

That's okay.

Mm.

Thank God.

How you doing, sugar tits?

Oh, yeah.

Do you wanna come off
the boat with me?

We can get Elizabeth to do
the list of things here.

-I'll come.
-Do you wanna do that?

My expectations from
Elizabeth are zero,

and I cannot wait to say to her,

"Elizabeth,
I'm letting you go."

We've got this.

We got the omelette.

Two eggs over medium.

That looks legit.

Oh, my God, mm.

Are you looking
forward to today?

-Um...
-Stingray City.

And then there's a
private island there

that will have a setup
for you for lunch.

Oh, that's nice, we can do that.

Yeah.

Do you have any more bags?

We can probably
find some more bags.

So weird.

You're gonna bring
ketchup and the honeys.

And then along with that,
we need to make sure

that we have relish and
kraut and things like that.

-Relish and...
-I have the kraut.

I will need to call
the tour company.

So, I've decided you're
gonna stay on the boat.

Okay.

Just so you know,
I'm gonna go with Ash, so...

Okay.

Surprise, surprise...
pure punishment, clearly.

Then that's good for me.

Oh, are you able to wipe this?

Oh.

That's a bit dirty.

My Japan trip got canceled,
my European trip got canceled.

I think it's
the Democrats blowing it

out of proportion to mess up
the election for Tr*mp.

We all good to go, pretty
much everything packed up?

-Yeah.
-Chess, Chess, Eddie.

Are we still good
for 10:45 departure?

Yeah, absolutely.

Nope.

Interior, interior...

I don't understand
why we're going

to the complete other
side of the island.

I guess that's where
the stingrays are.

Interior, interior.

I am busy at the moment.
Can somebody else help Rachel?

Copy.

I got you, Rachel,
I'm coming right up.

I have stuff to get transported,

if you guys are available
to start taking stuff.

-I can take anything you want.
-Thank you.

Because there's just
a lot going on.

Rachel is not happy
with interior crew...

...and I appreciate the support
that your team gives.

Hopefully, she
just doesn't s*ab anybody,

because she's that type
of person that would.

It's, like, too cold
to take my jacket off.

Oh.
Oh.

Your nipples are just
[makes noise].

Sorry, Rachel,
are these working?

That'll do.

I asked for cooler bags earlier,
but, like...

I'm just, like, sorry that the
communication is so, like...

y'all have your--
don't worry about it.

Like, this bitch
can make it work.

Do we have sunscreen as well?
Did you guys--

Sunscreen, bug spray,
and all that stuff.

Okay, great.

-Got it.
-Are you guys ready to go now?

-I'm ready.
-Okay.

Yay!

Do you mind riding
with them there,

and then I'll ride with
them on the way back.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

So, let's get
the guests off here.

Nice job.

And we made it without
getting wet!

It's a Caribbean miracle.

Welcome aboard.

Hey.

Really.

[sighs]

So, we left James and
Elizabeth on the boat.

Do you think they're gonna
sleep in another

guest cabin?

No, I think James will be
cleaning the waterline all day.

And we have Dad to supervise.

Oh, yeah.

Did you miss me last night?

It was so hard yesterday to,
like, not celebrate my birthday.

It was a tough day,
I don't know.

I was just... it just
started off really wrong.

Yeah.

I don't wanna turn to her
and say,

look, maybe it's not
really going anywhere,

because if I say something like
that, it may hurt her feelings.

So, again, I'd rather
just keep it going.

Avoid and run away
as long as I can,

until it does eventually
come around and get me.

[both sighing]

Is there anything I can
help you with now, though,

because Captain Lee's
just walking up.

It depends what you have to do.

Talk later?

I really wanna, like,
hang out with you more.

Coming up...

So, this one's for the honeys.

No, you were gonna bring
all the condiments.

Oh, okay.
All right.

Mom, this is horrible planning.

Oh, God, here we go.
Like, ugh.

Well, you can take
a nap on the way back.

I honestly don't give
a sh-- about stingrays.

Wake up, Daniel.
Don't be such a little sh--.

[sighs]

Are you sh--ting me?

Seriously?

Why can't Elizabeth deliver?

There are things
that she should know.

I mean, come on.

Maybe her energy is broken.
Again.

-Elizabeth?
-Hello?

-Could you do me a favor?
-Yeah, of course.

Could you knock out those pots

so she's got a clean galley
when she comes back...

-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-and the other sink?

-Yeah, yeah, of course.
-Thank you.

[chatter, shouting]

I ----ing love stingrays!

I see the stingray
beach from here.

Let's get out.

Stingrays!

Two more charters after this.

Man, time flies when you're...

in hell.

[laughs]

Ah! Oh.
Scary.

We need a lot
of drinks and liquor.

We'll have stuff set up
for you after at lunch.

Let's get a bottle
of Tito's and ice going.

I'm stressed about Francesca,
and James is being really weird.

Oh, you little bastard.

With my ex-boyfriend,
I dove headfirst

and everything
happened really fast,

because my head's
usually in the clouds,

and I had to learn the hard way.

So, maybe I should
pull back a little bit.

I don't know, like, I'm feeling
pretty rough right now.

Perfect.

All right, I'm gonna
be speeding up now.

Hey, Captain, I'm just doing
all my jobs right now.

Mm-hmm.

But when I go on my break,

is it possible for me
to go down the slide?

As long as you've got
your stuff done.

All right.

All right, let's go, guys.

All right.

Yay!

All right, guys,
welcome to Stingray City.

If you look over the side, you
will see them start to come in.

You've got about
an acre and a half area.

The rope is just on the surface.

There's no fence...

the stingrays come and
go as they please.

They can leave
whenever they're ready.

Are we excited?

We're going on
an adventure, kids.

Ah.

You guys have any questions?

I wanna swim out there.

Daniel!
Okay--

Um, guys, you're gonna
use the ladders.

That way, you don't land
on any stingrays.

You're scaring them away.

Oh, my God.
Work those leg muscles.

Yeah, totally.

Woohoo!

I don't think they like you.

Oh, they're behind you, look.

[laughter]

David, you want me to take
your picture holding it?

Oh, my God.

I think it wants to go
home with you.

Watch that current... strong.

You got a mermaid tail
on or something?

Oh, okay.

Your girl's weird, bro.

She's not my girl, mate.

[laughter]

Good luck, James.

Elizabeth has probably already
named her firstborn

something like Moonbeam or
Starchild, Crystal Good Vibes.

Crystal Good Vibes
is gonna turn into a stripper,

I can tell you that much.

All right, going down.

We have to blow up that
bloody Versace life ring.

If she doesn't see
her Versace lounger,

she might not think about
her Versace lounger.

She wanted it.
She keeps talking about it.

When a guest specifically
asks for something,

that is a priority.

All right,
let's blow this bitch up.

So for Rob to say
that's not a priority,

it's like, oh, my God.

[air compressor humming]
Just do your job.

This thing is so extra.

-How was it?
-Amazing.

Can you try the Versace thing?
I cannot get it.

Let's just tell her it's a
knockoff and it doesn't work.

[chatter]

[air compressor humming]

That is so smart.

Oh, the poor stingrays,
they miss us already.

Oh!

I'm gonna do a tuna ceviche,
and they've asked for hot dogs.

Hot dogs. They have a
very, like, basic diet,

don't they, for
very rich people.

[gasps]
Yes!

All right, guys, so,
welcome to Laviscount Island.

This is where we're
gonna have our picnic.

Okay, daddy wants
to hang out by the food.

Okay, Rachel.

So, this one's for the honeys
and the chilis.

Fancy!

Did you guys bring ketchup
and all of that stuff, too?

No, you were gonna bring
all the condiments.

Oh, okay.
All right.

Rachel can't admit
when she's wrong.

I just brought really
specialty stuff,

-so I didn't really, yeah...
-Okay.

I've been walking on
eggshells around her,

because I don't
want her to leave.

But, like [bleep] this...
I'm over it.

Coming up...

Rob's been getting
really passive-aggressive.

How do you mean?

Saying things like, "Oh, is
this a ----ing dictatorship?"

All right,
what the [bleep] dude?

What's going on?

And did you guys bring ketchup
and all of that stuff, too?

No, you were gonna bring
all the condiments.

-Oh, okay. All right.
-Yeah.

I just thought you guys
were bringing it.

I just said I'd bring my own
condiments too, as well.

Fancy.

So, with lunch, we'll probably
be about 10, 15 minutes.

So, if you did wanna venture...

So, maybe I'll go check
out the tortoises.

Why is this happening?

I told you to bring
the ----ing condiments.

You're gonna bring
ketchup and the honeys?

And then we need to make sure
that we have relish and kraut,

and things like that.

-Relish and...
-But I have the kraut.

The lack of communication
with Francesca,

not only does it [bleep] me, but
it's just now super annoying.

Didn't bring enough ramekins.

Do you want me to run
over to Stingray City

to see if they have any ketchup?
They must do.

Yeah, that'd be cool.

That would be great,
Izzy, thank you. Good solution!

Back to work.

Yeah, so the giant tortoises
are over there,

the baby tortoises
are right here,

and then the parrots and
iguanas are up that path.

No, no, no, we don't
eat tortoises out here.

[truck beeping]

-Do they ever fight?
-No, they're very friendly,

and they're social
amongst each other.

[gasps]
Oh, he's petting them!

Oh, neat... they're huge!

Thank you.

I want a tortoise, honey!

Oh, my God, Izzy, you're a
life-saver, thank you.

We saved the day...
we now have ketchup.

And hopefully, interior
and galley learn to communicate

with each other a bit more...

Lunchtime.

Lunchtime for tortoises is over.

-Oh!
-Lunchtime for us now.

-Hello!
-Hey... oh, my gosh.

This looks amazing.

-Wow, look at this.
-Welcome to lunch.

Oh, my God... hot dogs!

Mm, good.

What did I/we forget on
this trip?

Apparently we forgot
tomato sauce.

Well, she said she was
gonna bring the condiments,

and then she just shifted
the blame onto me.

Oh.

I'm not sure who's right
or wrong in this scenario,

but the tension between
Rachel and Francesca

is so intense right now.

This is really awkward.

Thank you very much.

Rachel... yeah, she's the best.

We better start heading out.

So, tonight...

He'd just like ribs,
he likes steak...

I'll have anything you make.

So, Rob's gonna
go back with you.

Thanks, Izzy.
Thanks for looking out for me.

Oh, Versace life ring.

Wear sunscreen.

All right, I'm gonna
start uncovering stuff,

-if you need me.
-Okay.

I gotcha, old man.

Do you want a hand?

[belches]

-Oh!
-Oh, my God!

That is the most uncouth thing
I've ever heard you do.

I'm so proud of you.

[laughs]

[belches]

-Oh, yeah!
-Yeah!

Perfect!

Look at this... who needs men...

-All righty.
-Yay!

-Should I be the climber?
-We can all be climbers.

I'm looking for something.

No, you will be important.

James, James, Eddie. Can you
come down and get my bowline?

I'm gonna get going here.

Yeah, on my way.

Oh.

Yes, we're here, guys.

Whoa!

What's power?
p*ssy is power.

♪ That got awkward ♪

♪ Why do you got to
say the "P" word ♪

-p*ssy!
-Agh!

Elizabeth, Lee.

Did you get those pans
in the galley done?

And do we have some
cold towels for the guests

when they get off the tender?

-Yes.
-Thank you.

-We're back!
-How we doing?

-Have a good day?
-We had a great day.

Did you miss us?

Absolutely, I did.

-We missed you, too.
-Yes.

How's everyone on the boat been?

-Good.
-Okay.

Sunset's 6:20?

Sun sets around 6:00...
yeah, 6:00, 6:30.

Okay.
Cool.

That sounds good.

I'm gonna go pick up
everyone else and...

Okay.

I think the beach day went
pretty according to plan.

Izzy kinda micromanaged
a little bit.

Can you try the Versace thing?
I cannot get it.

The rest of them
look really bad.

That one does.

Things were working
really well before.

We didn't need a change.

I hung out with
Francesca for a while.

Did you tell her that
she had a bangin' body?

-I did not.
-Howdy, partner.

Howdy, guys.

-How'd your day go?
-It ended up being a success.

The private island was stunning,
the lunch was fabulous.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

All right, everybody
hold on, here we go.

Woo!

[shouting]

-Woo!
-Woo!

Try and get some
swing into this bitch.

See if you can just
get it right there.

Oh!

♪ Chef deck, chef deck,
chef deck ♪

Hey, what are you up to now?

I'm still just disbursing the...
cleaning up the...

Please don't...
don't fill it up that much.

Yeah, I know, I just
realized.

-There's so much electrical.
-Sorry.

This happens every day.

God, I'm dead.

-How you feeling?
-Good.

Family/silver service style.

So you do silver service first,

and then put it all
on the table...

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-and they can all kind of...

Yeah, I understand
what that means.

Son of a bitch!

While we're down here alone
in this lazarette...

Yeah.

I wanna talk to you about
something really quickly.

Rob's been getting
really passive-aggressive,

saying things like, "Oh, is this
a ----ing dictatorship?"

Like yesterday, on the jet ski,
he put it on

and there was rollers
coming through,

so it was starting to bash
up against the side.

-So, like, oh, just jump off.
-Yeah.

And he was, like...

he was really snarky, and, like,
would not get off the jet ski.

Get off, boy.

Do you wanna lose your
leg if I let go?

I mean, we can stay here all
day, I'm perfectly happy to.

I've had a conversation
with him, and I said,

like, does me being
lead deckhand,

like, annoy you, does it
affect you, blah, blah, blah.

He's like, no, I don't
care about it at all.

Like, you know,
it's just a title,

it doesn't really mean anything.
I was just like...

Izzy, it's not like you just
got promoted to captain.

You just got promoted
to lead chamois.

Like, I'm not gonna get ----ing
full bitchy at you.

Coming up...

I just wanna know your
intentions.

Okay, you two...
you guys need to stop talking.

I need you to finish
your job, now.

I'm sorry.

But it does mean something.

If I was in your position,
I'd be like,

all right, dude, like, what
the [bleep] is the problem?

You keep giving me attitude
about this...

-Yeah.
-You keep coming at me.

Like, either get
the [bleep] off or...

-Yeah.
-Say whatever you feel.

And then if it continues,
then let me know.

Okay.

Being a woman in this
male-dominated industry,

respect is not as easily earned.

But Izzy is an extension of me,

so if they don't take
Izzy seriously,

then I'll give them something
to take seriously.

I won't fire them...
no, no, no...

but I can make their
life a living hell.

I'm gonna put my sauce away.

Get that straight vinegar
outta here.

-Would you tell Captain Lee...
-Yes.

-...the Siegels would like to
invite him to dinner tonight?

Yeah.

Was that your ass, or the slide?

It was the slide's ass.

They want to invite
Captain Lee to dinner.

Captain, Francesca.

The guests have invited
you to dinner.

I'd be happy to be there.

Well, that's great.

Let's go all-out.

Let's do some floating candles.

What do you think, David?

Sh--, there's no button
on these pants.

The queen of Versailles.

Are you gonna be putting
straws in them?

-You're looking good.
-I look like a tomato.

It's beautiful.

You wanna sit at
the end today, Dad?

-The Captain's coming.
-Is he?

Yeah.

Captain Lee,
guests at the table.

On my way.

You gotta let me know
that they're sitting down.

Jackie, why are you
wearing your sash?

I didn't know there
was a beauty contest.

Deck crew, deck crew,
get some blacks on.

Copy that.

What would the
queen of Versailles be doing

without her princesses around?

-Princess!
-Oh, my God.

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Yes.

Why are people throwing trash
in my ----ing thing?

-El Jefe.
-Captain Lee!

Good evening, thank you for
having me again tonight.

-Yes!
-Of course!

Oh, my God, look at you!

Our chef is stuck down here,
so I'm gonna crown you.

Now you're a princess.

Thank you, yay!

You look very royal.

Okay, great.

The queen of Versailles
loves spicy,

but Mr. Siegel is
a very simple eater.

Don't mess up the hair.

So tonight, we have
Thai versus American steakhouse.

These are ready to roll.

And we're doing family-style

so that Francesca
doesn't [bleep] it up.

We have a very gracious
host, Captain Lee.

The staff is incredible.

We wanna steal your staff.

Can you wait till
I'm done with them?

[laughter]

Cheers!

That's ready to roll.

-Pineapple rice?
-That looks amazing.

Can I offer you
some filet?

Yes, please.

Oh, my God,
this rice is amazing.

-Do you wanna try one?
-No.

Just a couple of guys,
polishing rails.

Do you have brothers
and sisters back home?

Two older brothers.

Ooh. I have the same.

All three of us were
little sh--s.

My poor mother.

No, no, my poor mother.

Hey, Dad, do you remember
when I wrecked that Corvette

when I was a baby?

You wrecked a Corvette
as a baby?

Yeah.

You know, not many people
can make that claim.

[laughter]

Yeah.

How are you?

I have been wanting
more than a hug.

Have you?

-Oh, the work wall?
-The work wall.

Is that what it is?

I wanted to ask you
what your feelings were,

like, where we're at.

Oh, you wanna know about
my feelings, do you?

-Oh, yeah.
-Oh [bleep].

I do.

I know that James
still has a bit of a guard up,

which is kinda scary.

I wanna know how he feels,

and I wanna hear it from him,
because I feel things.

I don't know if I'm just
having fun anymore.

No.

But do you believe
in crazy decisions?

I'm not trying to, like,
come and move in with you

or something, but the chances
of me just,

like, being open
to traveling and having,

like, a new adventure
is pretty high.

Yeah?

Because that's just kinda
how I roll.

I am literally trapped
within this conversation.

As soon as I get home,
I'm going straight back to work.

-Do you have to?
-Not really.

Talking about feelings
and sh--

makes me want to just
jump off a cliff.

Not into water.

What if we traveled
somewhere together?

Do you have the time to do that?

It's not a bad idea.

And then, like, if we
end up hating each other,

then we'll say goodbye.

-[laughs]
-Yeah.

-Oh, great.
-Oh, come on.

Everything's shutting down.

I think we've only had
two cases in Orlando.

That sounds amazing, honestly.

Yeah.

And I'm just being
completely honest right now...

my schedule this year is just...
it's pretty open.

That's where I'm at,
and I just wanna

let you know, yeah.

Um, are you frigging kidding me?

Elizabeth, you need
to choose work first.

Then play with your boy.

Get your sh-- together.

I'm gonna go turn down beds.

Do you wanna talk
a little later?

Hopefully not from me.

That's pretty cool.

-Ah!
-We love you guys' coconuts.

Here, come on,
lean your head back.

♪ Doing the dishes ♪

Elizabeth, Elizabeth,
it would be great

to get your hand in pantry.

Do you want me
to finish the cabins first?

Obviously.
Yes, please.

Is there somebody
that can come down

and start running
the sorbet out?

Copy, we can do that.

Ooh, the gold bit looks pretty.

There's, like, golden flakes
at the bottom of my bowl.

Oh, my God, it's amazing.

Hi!

I heard there was loads of
plates that need doing up here.

Elizabeth's gonna come up
too and help, hopefully.

-Oh, perfect.
-All finished.

Oh, great.

Basically I just would
like this pantry clear,

-and then the kitchen...
-And then the galley, yeah.

The galley, because
the picnic hasn't been...

-No.
-Finished yet.

No.

So, do you think you're able
to tell me what we are?

Probably not.

Oh!

Is that the answer
you were looking for?

No, not at all.

That's all right,
I just need to grab a spoon.

You know what,
you're getting a little more

salt and pepper around here.

I like my salt and pepper,
thank you very much... ah!

Bloody Elizabeth and James, just
chatting forever in the pantry.

Oh, my God.

I'm just thinking that...

[sighs] I can't do this
vague sh-- anymore.

I just wanna know
your intentions.

Hey, are you almost
finished in here?

-Yeah.
-Okay, cool.

I want you to go to bed,
just so you know.

Oh, yeah.

Like, if you're into me,
then act into me, like...

I don't wanna get you
in trouble, though.

You can't.

-Okay, you two...
-Send us to bed, now.

Separate, now.

Sorry, it's just an
important conversation.

No, she's gonna go to bed.
You guys need to stop talking.

I need you to finish
your job, now.

Gah!

James, yes...
You go downstairs.

Everything's clean,
just gotta get...

I don't know how many times

I can tell these two
to get their work on.

Clean the whole pantry, please.

I am done. I'm done.

Things are changing around here.

You need to finish
this pantry, now.

-Yeah.
-James, you go downstairs.

Thank you so much for
another delightful evening.

This has been my pleasure.

-Captain Lee...
-My pleasure.

We had an amazing time.

-This looks pretty good.
-You did a good job, everybody.

You did good, kid.

What time do you want
me to be up?

Eight hours after you go to bed.

-I'll see you in the morning.
-Thank you, sir.

Thanks for your hospitality.

-Good night.
-Good night, thank you.

-Good night.
-Mwah!

See you in the morning, guys.

[sighs]

My body is failing.

Ah.

[yawning]

Hey. Thank you for
setting the table.

The cutlery...

Oh, okay.

I don't usually do he
mornings, so I didn't know.

Okay. No worries.

Or... okay.

And then you wanna keep the
other ones back there, right?

So when we're at
the restaurant tonight,

we're probably gonna get cake
or something with a candle,

and sing "Happy Birthday"
for Elizabeth.

Yeah, do you want me
to have that arranged?

-Yes.
-Okay.

-Hi.
-Morning.

Good morning
to the beautiful chef.

Would you like some
French toast this morning?

-Yeah.
-Good morning.

[bleep] you, burner,
I swear to God,

I'll shut your sh-- down
and ----ing

turn you right back on again.

-You slept well
-I slept fantastic, yeah.

-The special is French toast.
-Yes.

Would you like French toast?

French toast with bacon, and...

-Good morning, honey.
-Good morning.

Let's do this, Eddie.
All right, let's go.

-You ready?
-Ready, ready.

-Extra bacon.
-Thank you.

Ooh, it sounds like
we're pulling up anchor.

-Mm-hmm.
-No!

Anchor is secured.

I'm gonna finish packing.

Okay. Have fun.

I'm not as organized
on the way home.

Copy that.

I'm so sad that
it's almost over.

I know!

I should have made the
stewardess pack for me.

-Radio check.
-Loud and clear.

You're all clear
to start your swing.

Fifteen buoy clear.

With all these thrusters,

he can spin this boat
around like a top.

That's what he's gonna do.

That's good right there,
keep her going back.

Chess, Chess, Elizabeth.

Please, radio silence.

Forward spring line
is headed out now.

Sitting about five feet
off the dock.

Oh, boo!

Is this is pretty cool, Steve?

I used to do this with
my 45-footer,

but it's a little more
challenging with a 185-footer.

-Oh, my God.
-All right, Cap, we're good.

Well done, everybody,
thank you.

More rail.

Oh, I love good rail.

In the next five minutes,
I need everybody in their whites

and on the aft deck.

Copy.

Dad, you should hire Elizabeth

as our flight attendant
and get rid of Rebecca.

What's wrong with Rebecca?

-She's too old.
-Not for me.

-Thanks for taking care of us.
-Yeah, no worries.

-Nice meeting you.
-Yes, thank you.

I think I gained, like,
five pounds on this trip.

Get in the car,
you're coming with us.

You'll have to come take
a tour of Versailles.

Only at this point
I've realized it is Versailles.

I've been saying "ver-say-es"
the whole time.

All right, this was
the best vacation

that me and my husband
have ever had.

-Everything was wonderful.
-Thank you so much.

The kids wanna buy the yacht,
if you come with it.

If you buy it, I'm there.

[laughter]

-Give this to the crew, please.
-I will.

-Stay in touch.
-I will.

-Thank you so much.
-Bye-bye!

-Thank you.
-Take care.

-Bye.
-I don't wanna leave!

-[laughter]
-Aw!

-I'll help you out.
-Yeah, don't break a nail.

I need everybody in the crew
mess in five minutes.

Best holiday they've ever had.

Captain Lee and I are gonna
be next to each other.

Gangels.

Captain!

Okay. Number seven,
in the books.

We had a rough start,

but I think everybody
performed really well.

They left us a
pretty good tip...

$18,000; 1,500 apiece.

They've got money.

You'd think they'd be
splashing money so everyone

knows that they've got
absolute dollar bills to burn.

We've got two charters left.

It's gonna be a grind.

Now is not the time
to toss the towel.

I think you two need to go
over a couple of things,

communication-wise,
just so that

we don't have a repeat of
what happened on day one.

-How's things?
-I'm not happy, Captain.

Things are getting mixed up
when they're expedited.

It's happened more than once.

We had a bit of trouble
with the mahi-mahi.

One, two, three, four, five,
and only four came up.

It's a sh--sandwich.

And Francesca, I need
to see you on the bridge

when this is finished.

-Sure.
-Thank you.

Let's get back to work.

Literally why is
there food all over?

[inhales]

Rob, Rob, Izzy.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Hey.

Well, at least we've
got each other's back.

James, James, Izzy.

What the [bleep]?

-Hi.
-How are you?

I'm fine.

-That's it.
-[gasping]

Did I b*at you?
I b*at you!

You were breathing
that whole time.

I b*at you.

You were breathing
that whole time.

So, let's talk about
the elephant in the room.

Yes.

Where is your head at with that?

There's too many slip-ups.
There's just too many.

I have somebody lined up.

Mm-hmm.

But I can't 100 percent
guarantee

that they're gonna get here,

just because of
traveling restrictions

with this health issue
that we're experiencing.

So, you may have to go on
charter eight down a person.

How do you feel about that?

I don't really have a choice.

I'll call her up to
the wheelhouse.

Elizabeth, Elizabeth, can I see
you in the wheelhouse, please?

Copy.

Someone's in trouble.

No way.

-Hello.
-Hey.

Chess wants to talk with you.

Um...

I think every charter
I've really had to work,

and I'm continually putting
energy and checking up on you.

And we've had numerous
chats about this,

but sleeping in the guest
cabin was sort of like,

you know, the final
straw for me.

Um...

I've come to
sort of a decision.

We are gonna have to
let you go.

What?

On the season finale
of "Below Deck."

I've got a lot of issues
when it comes to service.

We have two charters to go.

That's six ----ing days.

I can stand on my head ----ing
straight up for six days,

if I have to.

[crying] Can we just...

No, I've given you the chances.

Can we just roll this
out as a team?

Please, don't touch me.

I believe in karma,

and what comes around,
goes around, Francesca.

Rob has a PhD
in passive-aggressiveness.

They're saying the
next two weeks

are gonna get really,
really bad.

We don't know much about
the dangerous coronavirus.

They shut the U.K. down.

Attention all crew,
I need everybody

in the main salon
in five minutes.

So, we have a situation.