09x13 - Unfinished Business

[bunniefuu]

Previously, on "Below Deck"...

I just found out we're getting
my stew from my boat in Florida.

I feel threatened.

I understand what
happened between you and Heather

was completely uncalled for.

Mm-hmm.

And I have your back
on that 100 percent.

You kinda shrugged it off,
and it made me feel like

oh, I can't even
really trust my boss.

I hear you, and I'm sorry
that I hurt your feelings.

- That's okay.
- That never was my intention.

Can you trust me?

- We shall see.
- We shall see?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

I want to apologize
for something

that you weren't around for,
and that was my apprehension.

But you've taken initiative
and you've respected me,

and I really appreciate that.

I was just being
a little brat.

We got a short turnaround
on this tomorrow.

One more to go.
Do not ease up.

[alarm beeps]

Ugh.

I am so tired.

[bleep]

Hey, dawg.

Good morning.

So, I'm interested
to find out... how is she?

She acclimated quite well
to it, quick.

Good.

I think it was good
she knows Heather,

so it just made it
really comfortable for her.

Yeah, I ----ing love Rachel.

Thank God for Eddie and her.

They're allowing me to work
more in the galley

this next charter.

- A sous chef?
- Exactly.

Mm.
Ugh.

This season has been
a difficult one.

It kills me to think
that Rayna didn't think

of me as a support,
as an ally, as a friend.

It's a really sh--ty feeling.

Like I let someone down.

My back is k*lling me
right now.

Ugh, oof.

- Call me...
- Sure.

as soon as those cabins are done
so we can att*ck the next thing.

- Yes.
- Awesome.

Beautiful!

- How you doing?
- Good.

Yeah?

You gave me that
"I'm in trouble" look already.

You are not in any trouble.

Okay, what?

So, one thing that hasn't
been sitting well with me.

You were still upset
by what Heather said.

You didn't feel like I backed
you up or supported you, and...

Okay.

I am so sorry for
that, and I...

That is the last thing
that I would ever wanna do.

And so, I wanna do whatever
I can to support you.

With that being said,
would you like

if I grabbed Heather and
we just k*lled this thing?

- No.
- You don't wanna do that?

No, I'm tired off talking
to Heather about it.

Okay, if you don't
feel comfortable talking to her,

then I will respect that.

But one thing also about you

is that you don't
express when you're upset.

No, I don't.

Will you do me a favor, and if
ever you feel upset, talk to me.

Yeah.

That's why I'm here,
and I like you.

As Rachel would say,

let's [bleep] this charter
in the mouth, all right?

- [bleep] yeah.
- [bleep] yeah.

Eddie, Rachel, Heather,

I need you guys down in
the crew mess

for a preference sheet
meeting, please.

Copy.

g*dd*mn it!

The last one of
the season, kids.

Primary charter guest
is Jennifer Yeo.

Jennifer is a real
estate entrepreneur

who's one of the
most successful in Utah.

She's ready to celebrate
her booming business

by enjoying the charter
of a lifetime,

accompanied by her husband,
Darin, and her friends.

No cooked fish of any sort.

And dinner, the guests are
requesting a white party.

They ask for the chef
to "curate" a meal

featuring dishes
from an assortment

of their favorite cuisines.

Sure.

They want a jungle safari
beach party on day two.

Awesome.

Glitz and glam
formal dinner party.

Well, this is gonna be fun.

We'll be leaving
the dock at 11:00.

- Thank you, good sir.
- See ya, Cap.

Thank you.

- Here we go,
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

- Bring it!
- You guys ready for this?

The guests get on at 11:00.

Pure action, pure energy.

We're all exhausted,
but we've got one more push.

The slide?
Goin' out!

It's time for Macho Man
Eddie to come out.

The jet-skis...
haulin' ass.

Let's go, brother,
oh, yeah!

All right,
y'all know what to do.

I don't even have to tell you.

Let's get 'er done.

You ready to take
it off the dock today?

Well actually, Cap,
I was wondering,

if it was okay with you...

[snorts]

Whoa.

Attention all crew,
provisions.

Copy that, on my way down.

Yeah.

This say "cocaine?"

Oh, no, no, that's not cocaine.

The trash.

Sh-- tickets here.

Everything's done.

I'm sure this is fine.

Attention all crew,
attention all crew,

30 minutes to show time, folks.

This is the last one, guys,
so let's hit it outta the park.

- Woo-hoo.
- Deck team copies.

Ugh!

Mm, mm, mm.

- Rachel?
- Yes?

You ready to [bleep]
this charter in the mouth?

I'm ready to take this
----ing charter by the horns

and face [bleep] it, woo!

Boof!

Yeah!

Pull that fender up there.

Ten minutes to show time,
everybody, 10 minutes.

Can you dig it?

All righty.

If you could take
the towels out, and the tray.

Interior, interior,
everything looks great,

thank you so much.

I hate it when you
get dirty feet... oh!

[laughing]

Stupid.

Kaylee, do you want to
hold on to these?

Sure.

Yeah.

- Oh, congratulations!
- Oh, my goodness!

- So excited.
- First and last.

Let's ----ing go!

Oh, look how gorgeous
it is, guys.

Fast turnaround,
zero recovery.

All right, heads up, people.

But more money, more money,
more money, spin.

Oh, they're all lined up,
it's so cool.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.

- I'm Captain Lee.
- Nice to meet you.

- We're glad to be here.
- Hi, Cap.

Oh, hi!

Nice to meet you, I'm Jake.

- We got a hugger!
- I'm such a hugger.

Welcome aboard My Seanna.

Heather's gonna give you
a tour of the yacht,

and we'll get the
party started...

- Woohoo!
- Let's do this!

Thank you!

Deck crew, blues.

All right, let's start the tour.

This is what we call
the bridge deck aft.

Don't forget that,
Darin, it's aft.

Yes, aft, backwards...
got it.

It's fine.

Uh, we've got the luggage.

This is where you do
the trust fall from.

So, this is your
living quarters...

master suite room.

Oh, this is where
we get ready. Jen's room!

Yeah!

Jesus.

We gotta find our favorite spot.

- Cheese plate is beautiful.
- Thank you.

Engineering,
engineering, bridge.

Bridge, go ahead
for engineering.

Hey, Alex, when you have a
moment, please fire 'em up?

Roger that, f*ring up.

Me and Stevie
need champagne.

There she is...
oh, there he is.

I gonna choose "he," but we can
go with anything you like.

Oh, something just
went off, oh, no.

Wes, Wes, Jake, can you give
me a hand on main deck?

Yeah, copy that, on my way down.

You wanna go get changed
into your blues real quick?

I'd love to.

[bleep]
Eddie, Eddie, Jake.

We need your help on the dock.

Copy, on my way.

Something happened.

Yeah, it's something
important.

[bleep]

Leaving the engines running

and walking off from the
wheelhouse is never acceptable.

Coming up...

Fraser, if you just wanna
handle the guests,

- I'll bring the lunch down.
- Copy that.

I've just done
a full check of the guests.

Like, this is literally
one thing after another.

You said "copy," and then still
did the opposite of what I said,

and it makes it look like
my word doesn't stand.

Eddie, we need your help.

Copy, on my way.

Who tied this up?

Something happened.

Sh--.

- How'd this happen?
- I don't know.

Well, our luggage is on,
so it's not our problem.

Oh!

Oh, it's garbage...
oh, good job!

I'm gonna go over and help them.

Saved!

Oh, snacks, snacks, snacks!

This is so nice.

- Eddie?
- Yes, sir?

- Rule number one.
- Huh?

Never, ever leave
the bridge unattended

with everything fired up...
ever.

So, what would you have done?

- Shut everything down.
- Shut everything down.

Especially the mains,
because you have no idea

what could transpire
with electronic controls.

They'll pop into gear...

a lesson I learned the hard way.

So, you can go ahead and
do your gear checks

whenever you're ready, sir.

Get outta the way!

What the hell happened?

- I was down in the crew.
- I have no idea.

Bow line just ripped
that pylon off.

Settle down,
take a deep breath

before you decide
to depart the dock.

All right, y'all,
bow to stern,

leave the forward
spring line till last.

Copy.

That's what gives these guys
the kick-ass arms.

- All lines clear?
- All lines are clear.

All right, here we go.

Stern is six feet
off the dock.

Another degree to port.

Boom!

Looking good.
Feeling good.

Good job, Eddie.

Thanks, Cap.

Beautiful.

Mediterranean...

that's the one common thing
that everybody

has on their preference sheet.

We have hummous, we got feta,
we've got lamb.

I'm gonna tap-tap-tapas
this thing in the face.

Okay, what can I do for you?

Just the pita bread
on a tray real quick.

I wanna friggin' Titanic
this [bleep].

Hey, girls!

We're going to the bunny deck.

- Oh, well, they covered it.
- What?

Deck team, deck team,
ready the anchor.

Copy.

This was a bad idea!

It was a good try.

- You wanna drop?
- Yeah.

Okay, go ahead and drop.

Long stay, 2:00.

That's good.

- Anchor's secured.
- Thank you very much.

That's how you do it.

Anchor ball is up.

Deck crew, go ahead and
get the water toys out.

What in the world...

Mother----er.

Fraser, you're cleared
to invite them to the table.

Copy.

[humming]

Can I invite you to
be seated for your lunch,

- if you're ready for that?
- Yay!

Look at this cute silverware.

- Don't be shy.
- Ugh!

Don't be shy, son.

- Still or sparkling?
- Still's fine.

Okay, great.

So, I think the water's good.

May I ask what's wrong
with the water?

It just tastes a little...

The last thing I want
is local water.

- Can I have sparkling?
- Yeah, okay, sure.

No, that's absolutely fine.

Thank you so much.

These guys are a bit basic.

However, I'm not
complaining about that,

because service is
what I adore.

So, I'll do those
mind-numbingly basic tasks.

Anything's better than
watching the laundry spin.

- Thank you so much.
- My pleasure.

Follow with the orzo salad.

Orzo salad?

Copy.

Would you like some
orzo salad?

Yes!

Holy sh--, that looks so good.

She's just incredible.

That's how it is down South.

I forgot that he was born
in the Caribbean.

Is it Nevis?

- Yes, look.
- No way!

Get the freak out.

- Mm-hmm.
- That was his house?

Big fans.

Get me a car.

It doesn't look like
it still exists.

Oh, sweet baby Jesus.

All right, main deck,
y'all ready for some flakes?

Yes, you can flake her down.

- Yeah!
- There's the slide!

Hey, Kay, did you eat yet?

No, I haven't.

I'm trying to bang
this laundry out!

Oh, you got
the water trampoline out.

- Is it swimsuit time?
- Yeah, go.

If we could just
have directionals

to your guys' bedroom,
that'd be great.

That's it.

♪ Step up,
step up, up, step up ♪

Oh, fun, I'm ready.

I can't believe
we're doing this.

Ah!

Woo-hoo!

Go pay my dues,
earn my money.

[chuckles]

Oh, God.

I'm gonna put you
on balloon duty.

Blowing eight with
the string pretty long.

There we go,
three, two, one...

My Seanna!

- Eww!
- What?

It's dirty!

I'm sure you've
sucked on worse.

Woo!

- Thank you.
- No worries.

Oh, our balls dropped.

Tomorrow we're gonna set
up the beach picnic here.

That sounds great.

Yeah, that mojito
was really nice.

Coming right up.

[Fraser hiccups]

Pardon me.

We're leaving the slide out,

and we're doing the beach
setup right there.

Oh, my God.

He can hear my prayers.

Rayna, do you wanna
do the davit?

Yeah.

Copy.

They're good, but woo!

Get this party goin'.

I like doing the aft one first,

because that way you got a
lot of space with the boom.

- I'll do that.
- Cool.

Okay, let's see what she does.

Wedging out.

You gotta make sure it's, like,
kind of right in the right spot.

Sometimes it can be
a little sensitive with those,

like, the location.

Please wear pearls.

It's a white party.

All right, that's good,

and maybe, you know, boom
up now a little bit.

Hold there.

- That's good.
- Good, good.

Good job.

Ow, that really hurt!

Is it available?

Do you think we should go down
to Stevie, like just bust in?

Yeah, she's just laying there.

Y'all know how I feel
about the lamb chops.

Did the ladies take off?

- Pep rally.
- I like it.

Hype-up time.

Girls, you're both pretty.

Come get your
asses up the stairs.

They're doing good.

Yay!

- We got 'er!
- Nice rally, everybody.

You're gonna have to go
on the search.

What the... ugh.

I'm lost.

Go down a deck and just start
going, "Ca-caw, champagne!"

- Go down one?
- Ca-caw!

I'm very excited
for our night out.

There we go,
there's Captain Lee.

Okay, so you can go
ask Captain Lee.

No, I'm not asking
----ing Captain Lee

for ----ing champagne.

Son of a bitch.

I don't see anybody
out there now.

- Danny, do not.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.

You're paying how much money?

Oh, my God.
They'll come up.

Yeah, that's what I figure.

We are not even close to
the g*dd*mn finish line.

Mm, this is so good.

Either get your heads
out of your ass,

or I will eat your ass.

All right, Fraser's
going to sleep.

Hey, Cap.

Good evening, Captain.

Hm, this is interesting.

There's no time I should
ever see everybody

sitting down at this table
at the same ----ing time.

---ing pissed.

Coming up...

I'm, like, so grumpy and over
people being grumpy and over it.

Oh.

I think I can only handle people
being short with me so much.

The vibe on the boat
sucks right now.

We need a serious bounce-back.

People are like,
"I'm just ----ing exhausted."

So I'm like,
"Yeah, cool, so am I."

- Hey, Cap.
- Hm, this is interesting.

There's no time I should
ever see everybody sitting down

at this table at the
same ----ing time.

I got people upstairs
wandering around the boat,

looking for somebody to
get 'em drinks and stuff.

Ca-caw, champagne!

Point me in
the right direction.

And not a swinging...

And not a swinging
d*ck up there.

Where's my champagne?

Why has it been 20 minutes since
someone served me something?

If I see it again,

there's gonna be ----ing hell
to pay, count on it.

Yes, sir.

Gentlemen, can I get
you a fresh beer?

No, they want champagne
for the sunset.

Beautiful, group champagne
flute coming up.

Thank you.

Well, that's how you get
a crew mess silent.

Ugh.

- Prosecco?
- Yeah.

I'm gonna set this down.

- Thank you.
- Amazing.

- Give me something to do.
- Let's get the bowls.

Can I top off your glass
before you head down?

You good?

I'm pretty sure this
is plenty, thank you.

Okay.
Awesome.

The guests have requested
a white party tonight.

It's so tacky.

Shall we pre-hydrate
for our drinking level?

[laughing]

I just think we can
provide the highest quality

of hospitality
without this fluff.

Look at how good that looks.

That's ----ing awesome.

But hey, that's not my job.

Yet.

Rachel, did I need
to grab the chips?

Oh, you have the chips.

But we need the crackers.

Do you guys have crackers
to fill in the bowl?

And then we've got
the chips then,

and we got salsa and
all of that going up.

You should do, like,
a Lady Gaga dance right now.

Go ahead and grab the hummous,

which is right here,
these two containers.

Mix those together in there.

Perfect.

All right, you want me to take
the chips and the crackers up?

Yeah, if you guys wanna
take 'em up, that'd be awesome.

And then we'll
finish up with that guac.

Cool.

I already see where
this is going.

Did you hear me say
"fill the cr*cker bowl?"

Yeah, five times.

What the [bleep]?

I just love
everything she does.

Like, of course I'm gonna
take Rachel's side.

She could ----ing cuss me out
and I'd be like, "Yeah."

There they are now.

- This is hot as [bleep].
- Okay.

How you guys doing down there?

Chaos has yet to begin.
It's a very busy meal.

All right, so the
calm before the storm.

Yes.

Okay.

Oh, my God!

This is so beautiful,
good job, guys.

- This is so pretty!
- White party.

This is awesome.

And we need to go ahead
and start plating these.

Soups?

This is the last leg
of the race.

Everyone's tired, and
I'm getting a little frustrated.

No, no, no, nein.

We need to open up our line
of communication way better.

Ladling it.

Because tonight,
we're going around the world.

Seventh charter,
eat it and enjoy it,

because my bitch ass
needs some sleep.

Okay, Rachel,
the guests are sitting now.

Copy that.

I don't think they said that.

- I think it was.
- They did say...

"Shoes are the key to life."

- Kaylee, Fraser.
- Go ahead.

Can you meet me
in the master?

Yep, copy.

Trying to figure out how
I can keep those enclosed.

I don't care.
[bleep] it.

♪ I am so tired

Okay, do you want to get
working on this one?

Yes.

I'm gonna jump in here.

I have a chilled coconut kaffir
lime and pumpkin soup.

It's really ----ing good.

They all took the soup,
they're loving it.

Coconut cream, for sure.
Curry.

This is amazing.

Oh, my God,
we can't use these.

It's no problem
if you get stains,

as long as they end up
on your boobs, not your belly.

Oh, okay.

Make sure your belly's
smaller than your boobs,

and then you're good to go.

Crispy shredded chicken tacos
with chocolate chipotle adobo.

Thank you.

Mm, there's a lot
of different flavors.

That's so delicious.

- Did you manage to finish the...
- Rooms?

- All of them?
- Yes, done.

Fantastic.

- And their bathroom?
- Mm-hmm.

Eek!

Oh, I'm in agony.

Huh?

I think I've got some
----ing chafing in my ass,

and it is burning.

Dude, you know what
you gotta do?

- There's some Gold Bond spray.
- Yeah.

- Is that good?
- Yeah.

This alcohol in the Caribbean
is not wearing off very fast.

Not like Utah?

Oh, Dan, you are so funny.

Ooh!

Your drinking all day
is the thing.

The drunk kind of...

There's no time for
it to wear off.

Woo! Ah!

[bleep] Eddie!

[laughing]

Ready to roll.

Cute!

No drama.

So, no drama for
your mama, let's move.

Oh, wow, look at this.

It is a ravioli done
with a poached lobster.

- It's been so good.
- Thank you.

- No, this is...
- It's amazing.

- Yeah.
- Please enjoy.

- Thank you!
- Thank you.

This looks amazing.

Holy cow.

Oh, yeah, lobster
has to be cooked.

In butter.

It's actually really good.

Oh, my gosh.

How's it tasting?

[bleep] I mean, I put on
my preference sheet

a million times,
"no cooked fish."

Shellfish, it's a fish.
My apologies.

It's weird, I can eat
raw all day long.

Right.

Cooked, it's a texture
thing for me.

Yeah, is it?

Here we go again.

Rachel has completely forgotten

that the primary
doesn't eat cooked fish.

They must have forgotten
about the primary.

Clearly, we're all
exhausted, but...

Oh, Lord help me.

I'm real sorry about
that for you...

- It's okay.
- But it's really good.

What?

No cooked fish.

I put on there a million
times in bold letters,

"No cooked fish for me."

No cooked fish of any sort,

and she was like,
"Yeah, shellfish."

Oh, bloody ----ing sh--.

What?

No cooked fish of any sort,

and she was like,
"Yeah, shellfish."

It's okay, I'll make her
another one really quickly.

No, she said no.

- Oh, she said...
- She said she's good.

Goddamnn it.

With the prior charters being
a little bit dramatic...

The preference sheet didn't
say dairy intolerance.

It says, "What do you not eat,"
and we said "cheese and pork."

---ing nightmare.

Ugh, why tonight, why?

You're so exhausted trying
to rebound from something

that's happened prior,

and it's just
compiled into, you know,

- I'm so full.
- I know, me too.

That's why
I'm not too disappointed.

Back with the whites.

♪ Do do do do do

Jake and Rayna,
how are you guys doing?

God is good!

Thanks for all your help.

Anything for Ms. Rachel.

Thank you, babe.

Is a white party, like,
a common or a big thing?

- It's a thing.
- It's a huge thing.

- It really is?
- Yeah.

But didn't it originate
from a white T-shirt party?

- Oh?
- Ooh!

Maybe, I don't know.

Oh, this drawer stresses me out.

Hello, Rachel.

Hello, I am so sorry
about the lobster.

From now on I will make sure...

- Thank you so much.
- You too, thank you.

Amazing.

I reckon you might
as well go down now.

Yeah.

Good night, good night.

All right, you guys,
we gotta hit the hay.

Good night.

Good first night.

We didn't remember
the hangover pills.

Of course, Rachel,
anything for Rachel.

Thanks what the [bleep]
I'm talking about!

Are you getting
my ----ing toes?

I am getting your tootsies.

It's all done,
isn't it, in there?

- In here?
- Yeah.

Yeah, just a few dishes...
well, one to dry.

I'm pretty sure you can
go to bed, actually.

- Copy, thank you for everything.
- Sleep well, gorgeous, yeah.

I feel as deflated as
those balloons right now.

Exactly.

I wish you could just
----ing pop me.

What do you reckon
about this monkey?

I don't really like him
that much, he looks evil.

I just think he looks
like a right prick.

He does.

He reminds me a bit of you.

I reckon I'd hang out with him,
be pricks together.

That, you would be.

Jake and I are very different,

but we really do complete
each other in so many weird,

wonderful ways,

and I really like the fact
that I've met someone

I think will be in my life
for the rest of my life.

We love each other,
it's good.

I think I'm actually
done, you know?

Go to bed.

All right, mate, I'm gonna see
you in the morning.

All right, mate.

[phone rings]

I'm not chicken, don't call
me chicken, I don't like that.

What about my little possum?

Yeah, little possum,
little rat, whatever.

But rats [bleep]
a lot.

Eww!

I'm joking.

They also have many diseases,

so are you telling me
that you've got diseases?

[bleep] no.

Yeah.

So I got my flights
booked today to Miami.

I'm gonna do the
eight days' holiday

and then start working
on that boat.

Yeah? Okay.
I'll see what we can work out.

All right, anyway, I just
wanted to say good night.

I got 1 percent battery, so...

Don't get too frisky and end up
in someone's bed again, okay?

Oh, we'll see.

[alarm sounds]

[yawns]

I am ready for this.

- It's so exciting.
- It's so exciting.

Ow.

[yawns]

Good morning.

Your husband's up on
the top, top, top.

Can I get you a
coffee or anything?

Sure.

Oh, you son of a bitch!

Thank you!

Look at this beautiful view!

- I know, it's so pretty up here.
- It's pretty here.

I got a fly
doing the backstroke.

- Wake up!
- Ugh, I'm up!

Last three days.

I'm awake.

Last three days,
last three days!

- You okay?
- Yeah.

You look like you're gonna cry
or k*ll someone.

If I k*ll someone, y'all
with mother----ing know.

I know.
But I'm good.

What can I get you?

Nothing, it's just
the seventh charter.

I'm just very tired.

I strongly agree,
but I'm here.

So chic.

It smells like ass up here.

Good morning, Rayna.

How'd you sleep?

Well, and yourself?

Out like a light.

Sick.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Where is everybody?

How you doing?
How'd you sleep?

Feet hurt, my body hurts.

I hurt so much, please don't
touch me, I might fall apart.

Air hug!

[phone rings]

Hello?

Hello, darling.

You are just having a break?

I just woke up.

I was thinking about you
this morning and I was like,

this has been so amazing,

I don't know I can come
back to the boat.

This is...

I mean, I'm a new person
after six weeks of this.

I think I'm ready
for something new.

I just feel so excited
for what's about to come,

and I have no idea what that is,

but that's given me
such a new lease of life.

And, like, you just need to keep
moving on in life, don't you?

My aspirations in yachting
are to become a chief stew.

I think that it's a
really good challenge,

and I could knock it out of the
park, given the opportunity.

Sometimes things
are wonderful,

but that's
just too comfortable,

and I can't live a
comfortable life, you know?

- Okay. Love you, darling.
- Have the best day, okay?

Jake and Rayna are
gonna be setting up today?

Yeah.

Six-person beach picnic?

- Easy-peasy.
- Lemon squeezy.

Hello, everyone.

Hello, good morning.

The special today is like
a Mediterranean style shakshuka.

I'd love to
try the shakshuka.

Oh [bleep].

The baked eggs are in.

I'm, like... literally like
five minutes out.

Rachel said everything will
be up in the next five minutes,

so if you'd like
to take a seat.

Great.

Okay, Rachel,
all guests have been seated.

Copy that, plating now.

Today is gonna be a fun day.

These are pretty.

Yeah, in the middle.

- Perfect.
- You don't like when it's runny?

I'm trying.

I'm, like, so grumpy and over
people being grumpy and over it.

Oh.

I think I can only handle people
being short with me so much.

I'll happily carry the team,

but, like, coming down
to where people are like,

"I'm just ----ing exhausted."

I'm like, "Yeah, cool,
so am I."

Mm.

The vibe on the
boat sucks right now,

and I think the best way to fix
that is with imagination.

Oh, my God, stunning.

We need a serious bounce back.

Let's take this
to the next level.

And we have nothing over


Cool.

Tomorrow, it drops
down to eight,

and going into the dock,
you got nothing more than 12.

- That's beautiful.
- Beautiful.

So, they love
the musical "Hamilton."

- We're going to Hamilton.
- Big fans.

Get me a car.

So, I'm trying to think of
a cool way to incorporate that.

You already have an idea.

What's on your ----ing mind?

This is how we get
$30,000, are you ready?

I hate you.

So, they love the
musical "Hamilton."

So, I'm trying to think of
a cool way to incorporate that.

You already have an idea.
What's on your ----ing mind?

I am putting you in a colonial
Alexander Hamilton outfit.

I can't sing the songs.

You don't need to sing the song,
but you have to come out.

- We're so quiet.
- I know.

Definitely means it's good.

Stephanie, why don't you make me
eggs like this in the morning?

- I could pull up on the boat...
- Mm-hmm.

wearing the outfit and ask
for directions to New York City

so I can better my education.

And then leave
and be done with it.

That's gone, that's gone,

that's half gone,
this'll be gone.

Hey, is there anything
you want us to do

in preparation for the
beach that we'll take?

Yeah, actually.

Yeah, just the coconuts are
the most important right now.

Just cut them in half.

Is there a reason we're doing
this in my area of the boat?

Yeah, better lighting
when he's...

Oh, better lighting.

I'm supposed to look
like Alexander Hamilton...

- Eddie... Eddie...
- Not Mrs. ----ing Doubtfire.

I used to be really into musical
theater, back in the day.

I think the first play I ever
was in was "Wizard of Oz."

I was Toto the dog.

I stole the show.

So, yeah, I have to play
it cool, but deep down,

I can't wait to get
my Alexander Hamilton on.

What the [bleep]?

I look like a hobo.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, swimsuits right now.

Yeah.

Okay, deck crew, the bag
that's at the top

of the crew mess stairs
is ready for the beach.

I'm gonna go to
set up the beach,

and you stay behind for
the final packing.

Yeah, okay.

Hi, I was just wondering
where you ladies were.

Ugh.

Hey!

This is so much fun!

I could go out for some
mimosas and water.

Oh, this is pretty
cool, innit?

Yeah, I love it.

- Ready for some drinks?
- Yes.

I know that
is very light.

[bleep] off.

- Mimosa time.
- Our hero!

- I think that's it, right?
- Yeah.

- Okay.
- All right, cheers.

- Ladies.
- Thank you.

Whew, the sand is hot.

I told you.

Yes, water, thank you.

Got it?

What the [bleep]
where's the pin?

I can see the light
at the end of the tunnel.

Ooh, hot, hot, ah!

But I'm most definitely
gonna miss Jake,

even though I hate Jake
nine out of 10 times.

[giggles]

Oh, these are placemats here.

Oh, there's this thing as well.

We genuinely love each other,

but the boat's too small
for me and him.

Our personalities are too big.

[laughing]

- Oh, that'...
- What do you reckon?

But regardless, sh--,
I love him.

Bit small.

[laughing]

- How's it going?
- It's going fine.

It'll be going even better
as soon as you get

that sh--
out of my wheelhouse.

Of course.

That looks like
a costume shop up there.

Of course, I will sort
that out right now.

That means the wigs, the goblet,
the false sword...

that's gotta go.

I'll take care of
it right now.

I don't know what's going
on with Captain Lee.

I think he's a little tired
and cranky, too.

That wig was pathetic.

You're just pissed because
you wanna wear it,

and you don't want us
to judge you.

No, it looked like
a dead raccoon.

Be honest with you,
it's funny as [bleep].

Thank God he didn't
do that to me.

I would have cried.

What is my crew coming to?

I'm not eating
anyone this season.

Yeah, well,
there's still time.

There is, there is.

Yeah.

Does anyone need top-ups?

Yeah, I'll take another one.

You'll take another
one, fantastic.

Anyone else?

Fraser, I'm just gonna
steal Kaylee real quick.

Can you handle front of house?

Yeah, I've just taken
a drinks order, all good.

Copy.

Can I just have a splash of
orange juice?

Of course you can.

From who?

Just, like, it started
with Rachel just being,

like, snippy, and ----ing
Rayna giving me attitude,

and I had all the ----ing
Hamilton sh-- in the bridge

and Captain Lee was just
like, "Get this out."

You know, it's just like
I feel like everyone, like...

everyone just leave me
the [bleep] alone.

Heather and I's relationship
is like a sister relationship.

We support each other.

We also wanna rip each
other's heads off at some point.

Like, it's fun until
people make me feel like,

you know, stupid for caring,
you know?

But it sucks to see
Heather like this.

Normally she's positive,
she's happy all the time.

So, I feel like
it's almost my responsibility

to pick her back up, because
that's what sisters do.

Everything is handled,
the guests are happy.

Right, that's all
that matters.

How's it going?

Usually better
than you're doing.

Have to tie it
all down for the beach.

I'll come do that now for you.

Tell me you're not chewing gum.

I'll spit it out before I guess
to the guests, of course.

- Thank you.
- Ugh. God.

Still standing, more knives.
Throw 'em my way, let's go.

Fraser, if you just wanna
handle the guests,

I'll bring the lunch down.

Copy that.

I'll take this one down.

Yeah, use a rag.

Let me know if
it's too, too hot.

Just done a full check
of the guests.

They're all right.

How you doing Fraser?

I'm very well, thank you,
how are you, good sir?

Why are you down here, Fraser?

Three stews in the crew mess,

Captain Lee's big no-no
we just talked about.

Like, it is literally one
thing after another.

I'll go to front of house.

Okay.

Kaylee, once you're done eating,
just get prepped for the beach.

- Nope.
- I think we're good.

- I think we're good.
- Okay.

Fraser, why don't you come
out here real quick?

After the conversation
Captain Lee

had with me yesterday
about all three of us

being in the crew mess...

Sure, and then he was there.

That's the only reason
why I was like,

"Don't bring the food down,
I got it."

So, the fact that you said
"copy" and then still

did the opposite of what I said,

and it makes it look like
my word doesn't stand.

Yeah.
I'm not seeing that.

- Yeah.
- I'm seeing being helpful.

But the radio call said don't
grab it; you still grabbed it.

- Yeah.
- I would have...

- you just, like...
- Copy, got it.

If I were you, I would have
just ran upstairs

- and gotten something else.
- Copy.

Pretended like you
were too busy...

- Yeah.
- With something else.

Yeah.
I haven't got time for this.

- You know?
- Yeah.

Okay.

I'm sorry, Heather, that
you're not feeling great,

but right now, it's not cute.

Ah, no!

Did it go overboard?

All right, we'll take
a stern line.

Copy.

- Got it!
- But we know you'd get it.

Clear.

Wes, Wes, Rachel.

Can you meet me in the galley?

They're coming.

Yeah.

After last night, screwing
up twice, not an option.

Put all the...
everything in here.

This jungle theme menu
is brought you know,

by [bleep]-ton a la carte.

The only problem is is are
these double-stacked... yeah.

Everyone has
a ----ing option.

Don't worry about it,
I'll clean it up...

Gonna go put my makeup on.

I look forward to
seeing the full outcome.

I'm sweating like a B-I-T-C-H.

Are you doing anything?

Well, what, I was just
slowly letting go

to see if it was really
helping you or not.

Primaries are ready.

I can take them right now,
if they'd like that.

- Really?
- Yeah.

You wanna bust out
the silverware

that's in there, Kaylee?

This beach picnic has
to be seamless,

so I need to get my head
into the game

and stop worrying about how
everyone else feels.

I'm just gonna kinda
throw my penny in the water

and wish for the best.

Please.

Help me.

The guests are coming over now,

and then I'll come back,
pick up Rachel.

Copy that, thank you.

You girls look great.

Aw, thank you.

- Watch your head.
- Ooh.

That's not a great angle
of me, honey.

There's a little thought
into this, I'm sorry.

- Is there?
- Am I staying for service, then?

I'm gonna send you
back to the boat.

Check all the guest cabins
and then go into laundry.

Yeah.

Look how cute it is!
Oh, my gosh!

Welcome to your jungle paradise.

Cute!

We have our monkeys back!

You guys are the cutest ever.

All set.

You've got it, you've
just gotta jump.

I can't push you there.

Yeah, that was really
graceful, nice job.

What's our drink of the day?

We have a passion
fruit pineapple punch.

You could do it with
vodka or rum or gin.

Vodka.

I'll do it with rum,
I'm in the islands.

Yeah, let's do it.

We're ready to roll.
Thank you, Wes, for your help.

You're good, mate.

Good, stern's away.

Oh, sh**t, practice...
glad that was practice.

- High-five.
- Roger.

- Oops.
- You ordered vodka?

- Rum.
- Here.

Thank you.

Oh, these are...
heh, these are dangerous.

Yeah.

They taste like literal juice.

Dangerously yum.

I think the drive-by
is a cute idea.

I could dress up
for the ice cream run.

I think that'd be great.

- Where's the grill?
- Right there.

Oh, Jesus, that scared
the ----ing sh-- outta me.

One, two, three.

Suck it in.

- How you guys doing?
- I'm ready to roll.

Cool.

- Lunch is ready.
- Oh!

Whenever you wanna sit.

- Wagyu, sunburn; Wagyu, sunburn.
- Chairs up a little bit.

Let's go ahead and do
this first, conch salad,

but we'll hold
this one last

because the primary
doesn't like lobster.

- Okay, perfect.
- Cool.

I may look fancy,
but deep down...

You've got me.

- Just a Midwestern girl.
- I'm a farm girl.

Story of my life, right here.

It's the story of my life,
right here.

Would you care for
a conch salad?

Oh, look how cute,
in the coconuts.

I like that.

- For you, madam?
- Yes.

And the steak's
gonna go right now.

Oh, the flavor
is amazing, though.

Oh, my God, it's
like she read our minds.

Or our preference sheet,
one of the two.

How's the Wagyu cooked?

I'd like to say perfect.

All right, I'm gonna need
to let Eddie know

to change into his costume.

Eddie, Eddie, Heather.

- Yeah, that's what he's gonna...
- Awesome.

Yeah, go ahead, Heather.

Do you wanna get changed
into costume

and bring the ice cream in
the next 10 to 15 minutes?

Yeah, copy that.

I'm Alexander Hamilton, bitch.

- Let's go.
- Okay.

Alexander Hamilton
don't give a [bleep].

You know you're
in your forties

when you have a lot
of leopard print.

That's it?

You're not in your forties.

I'm Alexander Hamilton!

I love it.

I'm on my way to New York.

You're gonna wanna get
your camera for this one.

Hey!
It's Alexander Hamilton!

Ah!

It's 1761, I'm on my
way to New York

to go to King's College.

But I brought you ice cream.

[laughing]

Yay!

Alexander Hamilton!

- Woo!
- Wish me luck in Columbia!

We love you!

Lin Manuel, what's up?
I'm available.

That was amazing.

[bleep] why is this
happening right now?

If this sh-- melts, then
it looks like I'm a dumbass.

- What's up?
- This is ice cream.

Yeah.

The guests haven't
finished eating.

It's gonna melt.

You the one who said
to have it be sent.

No, no, not now, I said
when they're ready to eat,

have it sent.

You said 10...

I wanted the guests
to be done eating

and run the ice cream separate,

not necessary
with a costume.

You said 10 minutes,
and we made the...

I made the call right in
front of you.

Am I in the Twilight Zone?

What did I do wrong here?

I gave you want you wanted.

Don't hate me for that.

We can keep it inside
of the cooler with ice.

That's fine.
I don't care anymore.

Seriously.

Let me fix this, because,
like, this is gonna melt.

I live for this sh--

Ah!

Next, on the season finale
of "Below Deck."

- Bang!
- Ah!

[screaming]

No!

Still wanna take it to the dock?

All right, deck crew,
we're headed in.

You're doing the driving.

Why do I feel like
I'm about to give birth?

I don't know, Cap.

How are you, what do you need,
what can I get you?

Nothing.
Good Christ.

I'm busy as [bleep]
so I might feed on your soul.

We're still
gonna cloche, right?

Damn it.
Shut the [bleep] up.

It's not the time, bitch.
It doesn't have time for this.

I am on my knees,
asking for forgiveness.

Oh, sh--.