10x11 - Fraz-zzled

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10x11 - Fraz-zzled

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Previously on 'Below Deck'...

Normally I'm so confident.

I literally am
feeling so insecure.

Like I think everybody's
talking about me.

Is it bad?

I think it's cause all the
stress with Camille and stuff.

I'm feeling stressed out.
I'm feeling insecure.

And it's just this
person that I'm not.

Two more courses?

I'm gonna go down in the gallery
and see what's taking so long.

It's taking a long time.

For a superyacht,
it's really embarrassing.

And I'm not accomplishing the
standards that I'm used to.

It needs to pick up faster.

And the communication.
You can't do everything.

They weren't happy.
I'm gonna tell you right now.

All crew, we have
a new deck stew arriving.

Nice to meet you.
I'm Ross.

Tyler.
Pleasure to meet you.

How are you doing that so fast?

Alissa got rid of Camille.

Obviously I'm a sex addict.

Rossy, Rossy.

I know, cause I just
want to flirt with you.

As much as Katie wants
to be his wifey,

he's just not in the market.

[grunts]

[snoring]

[alarm sounds]

Shut up.

Oh, get rid of that thing.

ing stinks.

Oh, it's that.....ing
trash bag.

Is it?

Oh, no.

Alissa and Tyler, can you meet
me in the main saloon please?

Hayley, you can stay
in the pantry.

Good morning.

How are you doing?

Good.

How's your head this morning?

You were wasted, bro.

I've got vague snapshots,
but hardly anything.

I remember crunchy fish.

Is anyone else's
dinner crunchy?

And I'd say it was,
yeah, out of control.

Rascal.

So we'll do everything
in cabins this morning.

We'll make the beds.

We'll jump into the bathrooms.

- What is that?
- Someone's eyelash.

Yeah, let's scrub
this two-way.

Yep.

I wonder what the
sundeck looks like.

I don't know.
That's a Ross job.

It's a Ross job?

Whatever.

Three years ago,
I had a boyfriend.

We had a house together.

Come to find out later,
he had been cheating on me.

That was my biggest heartbreak.

You learn from it, move on,

and just make sure it
doesn't happen again.

It's loud and clear.

Ross is a [bleep] boy.

Now I have a wall up 100%.

Did you end up going
to the hot tub or no?

No, because I walked up
the hot tub

and it was just Alissa
out there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's exactly what
she did to Camille.

Yeah, exactly. That's exactly
what she did to Camille.

You smell nice.

No, smell that.

Ah!
[laughing]

No, it smells like
- ing baby powder.

[laughing]

Call us.

With Charter six
about to approach,

there's a lot of things
that need to be worked on.

Captain Sandy, she's got
constructive criticism.

And it's great to hear things
so you can work on it

and get better instead of
dwelling in your own sh...

And if we don't,

I'm just gonna throw myself
off the side of the boat.

Yeah.

Morning.

Hi.

Um, the beds.
Do we iron them at all?

If you can Fabreeze,
then I'm fine with that

as long as
they're nice and smooth.

Try Fabreeze first.

I'm okay with short cuts
as long as it looks good.

Yeah.

My strengths is
definitely housekeeping.

Growing up when
we went to the hairdresser

and my mum was
getting a haircut,

I would like sweep up
the hair around her.

I just liked cleaning
things in general.

In the future, I think
I'll be a great husband.

I want to be
a stay-at-home dad.

Managing a house is the same as
working on a yacht, isn't it?

At least that's what I hope.

Thanks.

I've never heard that
about a bed before.

Ross!

Oh, no. Okay.

Just finish that cover.

Katie's pissed off about
Alissa in her head again.

And she's quite right to.

I understand.

I've made mistakes and
I will make more mistakes.

I don't really have any idea
how to try and fix this.

I just need to have sex.

I'll be in the...

Where do you get your
sunglasses?

These are Rachel's.

Rachel's?

Let me see?

Katie, have you seen this?

What?

You might have to come
up here to see it.

Oh, God.

See what?

Did you [bleep] Alissa?

No.

I was, like, kind of
annoyed last night.

And it's, like, as
soon as she drinks

and then it's,
like, all about you.

- I guess.
- You play into it, too.

And you guys held hands
walking down the dock.

Yeah.

Let's not snap your leg off.
I like that bit.

- Hey, you two, stop...
- Cleaning the tender.

Making rabbit noises
in the tender.

What the [bleep]
is going on here?

Ross has just been in the dog
box again over a massive fight

and she's soft as butter
when it comes to Ross.

She just melts as soon as
like he gives her

that little charm that Ross has.

Come on, Katie.
Like, I just want to shake you.

Cleaning it really well.

I wanted to say that all
those jobs need to be done.

I did the queen and the twin.

Yeah, I have gone over.
They look fantastic.

- The beds look amazing.
- They do.

After work, will you
have enough energy

for the toilet and shower?

Not really.

Damn.

I did the sink and the toilet.

The toilet's not done.

And then if you could please
clean the bathroom today.

That's right, baby. Don't you
need to do patronizing.

- Just before charter.
- I will do it, yeah.

Yay, thank you.

Why don't you just.....ing
do it, you gross, dirty bitch.

What's happened?

Oh, just the way she is,
isn't it?

It's the way she is.

I could whine about
it if I want, but...

No point.

I live with her
and I work with her.

And if I ever said
anything to her,

she would just see it
as I'm attacking her

and it would make my
life harder.

Alissa is very young

and she's got a lot
of growing to do.

She just seems to have a little
bit of an attitude problem.

And now I'm starting to feel

like maybe Camille
wasn't the problem after all.

I wasn't being patronizing

like you're.....ing


How can you be so nasty?

Hello.

- How are you?
- Good.

I discussed with Fraser
what can make service quicker,

where the delay is.

So you guys have
this conversation?

Already did.

I'm so happy to hear you
had that conversation

because...

Service?

- Yeah.
- Is not service.

Oftentimes, chief stews want
to be friends with everyone.

Fraser works in circles

trying to carry the interior

because he doesn't
know how to tell them

how to do their job.

That's his problem.

That's become my problem.

That's affecting the guests.

Listen, I'm not here
to crush anyone's spirit,

but I am here
to step up the service.

We have to get there now.

Yeah, it's Charter Six.

Speaking my language.

I'm gonna have you
entertain me for 10 minutes.

Tell me about your life.

I grew up very religious.

Okay.

My parents still go
to church every Sunday.

So do mine.

I kind of am still religious.

Yeah.

Obviously with like limitations
because of my situation.

Southern Africa is a
very conservative country.

Growing up, I went to
a Christian school.

The reason I haven't
come out to my parents yet

is a fear of
disappointing them.

I'm just scared of
getting hurt as well

because I don't know what
their reaction's gonna be.

It makes me nervous.

My stomach churns
every time I think about it.

Aw.

Yeah, it's super cute.

So just gonna get the red pen

and make him start
ticking things off.

- Oh, do, do, do, do!
- What is that?

Hayley.

'Frazier,' Rachel, and Ross
meet me in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting.

Copy.

She just said 'Frazier.'

Be spilling that
sh... everywhere.

I'd never make a great server.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hello.
- Hi.

Charter number six.

This is a one-day charter.

Wow.

It's nice to have
a one-day charter,

but on the other hand,

it is so tight to be able to get
everything in in 24 hours.

It's gonna be hard on the crew,

and I just hope they
bring the energy.

Primary charter guest,
Jeanine Aquafretta,

is a real estate professional
from New York City.

Recently divorced,
Jeanine spent her honeymoon

in St. Lucia,

and is calling this trip
her do-over trip.

Looks like they want
a surf and turf

Guests have requested to
cap off their trip

with a bonfire
and fire dances.

Now, I just want to cover
this department heads.

It's charter six.
It is now my boat.

I'm going to be putting
pressure on you guys.

I am here to provide a level
of service people expect.

I know when
I stepped on this boat,

you guys went through
a captain change.

You went through
a crew change.

So that's the grace
right there.

But listen,
your food is excellent.

Thank you.

And I'm proud of you
for doing three courses.

You know, I'm working on it.

And I have to say, thank you.

You turned Tony around.

I want to see that from you.

Turn your people around.
It's not about making friends.

It's about doing your job
and earning that respect.

Put the pressure on your team.

I want progress.

Use the deck team when you can.

And that's it.

Thank you.
We're going to have fun.

Thank you.

All right.

Physically and
mentally exhausted.

Because I know if I want
something done correctly,

I need to do it myself

and I really do feel like
I'm pushing myself to my limits.

I feel like she doesn't
appreciate

any of the work
I've done so far.

How did the preference
meeting go?

Captain Sandy basically said

I was doing a
terrible job in the meeting.

- Did she actually?
- I was seething.

I couldn't even speak.

I just was made to
feel a little bit

like I was doing a
- ing terrible job.

How did the preference
meeting go?

Captain Sandy basically said
I was doing

a terrible job in the meeting.

- Did she actually?
- I was seething it.

- That's her approach.
- What?

- Belittling...
- No.

And saying that she sees other
people do things far better.

Sandy's comments,
I actually agree with her,

but I'm concerned how
Fraser feels att*cked.

He does not take criticism
or observation well.

He's acting like a
little g*dd*mn baby.

Weird, because she'll
criticize in front of everyone

He doesn't deserve it.

Poor Fraser.

- She's just a cold robot.
- Wow.

Ice machine.

If you've seen that
thing on Google...

No, I'm going to be sick.

No, you can't...

Let us just watch it
very carefully.

No.

What's going on
in this room?

I have to pee.

What the [bleep]?

- Good night, folks.
- Good night, folks.

Bye-bye.
Happy chattering.

All right, good night.
Love ya.

Night.

[yawns]


Are you.....ing kidding me?

Great.

If I was a sailor, I would be
in heaven right now.

But we are a motor yacht.

Wind is not our friend.

Sucks!

Deck crew, deck crew.

I want to get off the dock
before the wind comes.

Prepare for departure.

- Just make sure we're ready.
- All right.

[phone rings]

Yacht services.

Fraser calling from
Motor Yacht St. David.

I was wondering, first of all,
if you were able to send ideas

where bonfires can be approved.

We do have a location at Landings.

You also have the option
of driving there.

Equally, they want
some fire dancers.

I'm going to
put in your order.

Thank you so much.

All crew, all crew. Provisions
at the side body ladder.

Copy.
Start a train, guys, if you can.

I'm starting a train right here.

Boom.

Easier, yeah, that way.

Boom.

Boom.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Ready?
One, two, three.

We can drop the lines.

Copy.
Stern line off,


and spring line off.

Yes.

Nice work, everyone.

She's going to anchor
pretty soon,

so we got a bit later.

It smells like somebody
took a piss,

cleaned it up,
and then pissed on it again.

That's exactly what I did
last time I was in this cabin.

Anchor down.
Two shackles.

Captain, we got a short
stay at about two o'clock.

Ah...

[laughing]

- Great. Lock it down.
- Fantastic, dude.

We're missing towels here.

It isn't acceptable.

- Interior galley.
- Go for interior.

I'm going to go handle that.

- Charter number...
- Six.

Janine from New York.

She's the primary.

Recently divorced,
Janine coincidentally

spent her honeymoon

in St. Lucia and is calling
this trip her do-over.

- Oh, no.
- Oh, that's awkward.

Who celebrates a divorce?

I mean, how bad was
the bloke she was with

if she's having a party on a
superyacht for a divorce?

Guests are also
celebrating one birthday

and two divorces.

- Oh, my God.
- Jesus Christ.

Thanks, guys.
Everyone into whites, please.

I'm starving.
Everyone is hungry.

Ross, Ross. I need you to go
ashore and grab the guests.


- Copy that.
- Cool.

Do you want to get in
your whites, Alissa,

whenever you have a moment?

Bye, guys.

Give me a bit of slack here.

- Hi, guys.
- Hi, how are you doing?

How are you going?

Hi, I'm Jeanine.

All right, ladies, we're going
to get you on the tender.

Wait, I want to picture
on the tender.

Woo!

- I'll do it.
- Girls' trip 2022.

Don't you think Ross
looks like 007 in that boat?

- He does a little bit.
- Especially with the tie.

Hello, guys. Welcome.

Gosh, here we go.

Welcome aboard.
Sandy, your Captain.

I feel like I'm
going to lose this.

It's very windy. Hello.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Tyler.
- Your name's Tyler?

- I'm Lindsay.
- Hi, Lindsay. Nice to meet you.

Champagne here.

Fraser's going to show
you around the boat,

and then we're going to put out
all the water sports for you.

- Oh, good.
- All right.

- How are we doing?
- Great.

This is our sundeck.

- This is what I'm all about.
- Yeah.

Don't even look at
me holding this, please.

Let's move our way to
the master cupboard.

- Nice work.
- It's good, huh?

This is the primary suite.

Gosh, look at
this hidden bathroom. I'm dying.

- This is incredible.
- Yes.

You guys worked fast.
I'm proud of you.

What are these guys?

- Okay, so this is hummus.
- Cool.

Thank you.

- That's not that much luggage.
- For heaps of women?

- It's pretty sweet.
- Yeah, exactly.

- Is that all the snacks?
- Yeah.

Louie's coming back again.

- I'm a little bit hangry.
- I'm hungry as well.

Hi.

I was going to discuss
the menu with you ladies.

- Yum.
- As long as we're eating.

Do you want something
to eat?

Big time? Yeah.

When the guests arrive,
we've got pita, hummus,

you know the use.
But why are there no snacks?

I was wondering if you guys
could set up the bar with nuts


and olives and a bread basket

full of gluten free
crackers as well.

I'm going to go handle that.

Interior.

- I'll get you fed now.
- Thank you.

You've got starving guests
that are hangry.

It's hot, aye?

I'm not wearing underwear.

Okay, can I talk to you
for a second?

Yes.

I'm going to go as fast as
I can in the lunch as well.

Cool.
I need to set up table then.

I just need something.

You're hungry.

That's it, right?

Okay, so normally on yachts,

what we do is we have at
the bar nuts and olives

and interior snacks
that were requested

from their preference sheets.

Are they out?

Because when I walked out, all
I saw was just the tapenades

and crackers on the table.

I mean, they've requested
Doritos and gummy bears,

so I just didn't
think it matched much.

I'm just going to put
out some regular chips.

Please put the snacks out.

You need to enter the boat
with that on there.

Alissa really is in her own
world and in her own head.

Oh, you dumb bitch.

Zero [bleep]s given.

So unfortunately, I'm going
to have to be the bad guy,

and I love those bad guy pants.

I brought those shoes with me.

I'm going to be right
back with some pretzels,

because Chef is taking ten years
with one charcuterie board

and has yelled at me for it.

She was like, oh, did you
put out any other snacks?

And then she goes and do
her dumb, long-ass rant.

Yeah.

Seems to be a little
bit of confusion

between Rachel and Alissa.

She needs to take her meds
and.....ing relax.

I don't really care.

But maybe you don't do it
in front of the guests.

Got some cheese for you.

How is it looking,
windy-wise, up on the sundeck?

It looks fine.

We're still doing jet skis and
trampoline and everything?

We'll try and get as
much out as possible.

We're actually ready to
sit you guys upstairs.

Yeah, sitting.
Time to eat.

Please take a seat
anywhere you'd like.

We've got bread coming
to the table now.

Rachel, Rachel, Fraser.
All the guests have just seated.

Copy that.

Wait, is everybody,
like, done drinking?

- No.
- Oh. Okay, good.

Deck team,
let's get water toys out.

Oh, that's nice.

One gluten-free pasta salad.

These should go first.

- Katie, would you mind?
- Yes.

I've got loads of
people on service.

- You do have loads, okay.
- Do you need my help?

No, it's all good.

Hayley, can I have you
run down immeds

- and grab that pasta?
- Yes.

Would you mind just
running these two up there?

- I'm sorry.
- Yes.

Whoa, thanks, babe.

Fraser is 'frasled.'

Instead of frazzled.

- So...
- Whoa!

Give me two... four
small spoons, please.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
[bleep] [bleep]

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

Can you just swipe the glasses
that are empty the table?

I really want to give
the guy a Xanax.

We've got some
pan-seared halibut here.

My Lord, have mercy, what?

Pasta is cooked perfectly.

- Tyler.
- Hi.

I just wanted to check in.

Yeah, yeah, everybody's
really nice.

This boat was in
shambles when I got here.

I'm trying to, like,
clean it up

and, like, pick up the
standards a little bit.

You know, like, when
you're wiping up counters,

like, at the end of the night,

you kind of, like, move
everything off the counter,

wipe and put things back?

Nobody else does that.

I lifted the coffee machine

and it was,
like, black underneath.

It kicks in every day when
I walk into that cabin.

I want to get Q-tips and, like,

dig all the dirt
out of everywhere,

fold everything perfectly,

hang everything color-coded.

I'm sick in the head.

Anyway, let me go.
Love you, too. Bye.

So we've got
a very Italian lunch

because I heard
through the grapevine

that there's
some ladies celebrating

their finalized divorces.

That's be this Italian dish.

We're calling it
'The Italian Affair.'

Oh, right!

Tell you hit the road, Jack.

- We're gonna celebrate this.
- Mangia, mangia!

Thank you!

Would you like me
to clear yours?

I love it, but I'm so full. Yeah.

I'm gonna go downstairs
and change

because I'm so hot.

Hey, Cap.
How's it going?

Good.
How was your communication?

It was better.

But once again, it was, like,

- Fraser coming down.
- That's okay.

If it's not working,

continue to have
those conversations.

I haven't been to
St. Lucia in 15 years or more.

I honeymooned here.

And now I'm divorce
vacationing here.

Even nicer, darling.

Do you have any lube oil?

We're gonna lube up.

Single and I'm ready
to mingle.

Ross and Fraser,
can I see you on the bridge?


Copy will do on the way.

- Coming up.
- All right.

- You are ready.
- I want to jump in.

Yeah.

- There you go.
- Oh!

- That was a salsa dance.
- I love it.

All right.
So bonfire, here's the beach.

We'll have cars.
But it's a 20-minute drive.

Well, I think
we need two gazebos.

- Two gazebos.
- Okay, great.

It's going.

- There you go.
- Here she goes.

Oh!

I'm ready for all
the water sports.

Ah!

[screaming]

I didn't realize the butt
was going to be out on this.

- She's going to do it.
- Yeah.

Oh!

[screaming]

Hello.
Hey, Mum.

Nothing much.

I'm working whilst on
the phone with you.

Darling, what's going on?

I think that removing
Camille from the crew

has spiked some form
of behavior in Alissa

that I'm really
not appreciating.

I think she feels like
she might have got her way

and she can now act
however she wants to.

But I'm not blind to it.

And I won't be dealing
with that for much longer.

This is our sixth charter.

We have nine, so...

So, yeah, everything
work-wise is going...

Alissa, absolutely no way.

- What?
- Get off the phone.

- I have to go, Mum.
- I'm sorry.

Bye.

I'm sorry, babe.
We're not having phone calls.

No, you're fine.

I just had my mum on the phone.

[bleep]!

- All good?
- Just caught her on the phone

on the sundeck.

Five o'clock.

Okay.

So you have about an hour.

Come here.
I gotcha.

Oh!

There you are.
I gotcha.

Okay.

We can do surf and
turf on board

and then we'll just
do fire-dances on land.

- Okay.
- Do you know what I hate

the idea of, though, going
to land, setting that up.

Why do you have to set up?

Because I don't
trust anyone else.

But that's the problem.

You're starting to
spread yourself so thin.

I'm going to be honest.

You're burning yourself
because you're running,

not being in front of the
guests when you need to be.

But I just can't.
I can't.

I've seen a lot
of chiefs do this

when they're new to the game,
burn themselves out.

When you're going to
tie yourself out in two,

your attention truly needs to
be directly with the guests.

It's just because
they don't trust or know

how to manage
their team properly

and delegate tasks properly.

It's all around cluster[bleep].

I know what to do,
but I don't like it.

Coming up...

Are you guys going to be doing
a dance for our entertainment?

Hit it, boys!

Beautiful!

Gorgeous, ladies!

Oh!

I'm going to go to the beach,

and then I need you
to stay on board

I can set up for
dinner and pull up.

There's just more complex
issues in the beach,

and I'd rather
I was there for that.

Okay, well stand by.

Fraser trusting me
with dinner service

is the best compliment a
micromanager can give someone.

I'm going to go check
on the other ladies.

Being able to put all of
this Camille confusion behind me

and just focus on work,
it's exactly what I needed.

I know that I excel
at being a stewardess,

and this is just
a chance to prove it.

We're going to be getting ready
for this bonfire set up.

Because of the conditions,

we are going to drive
them in the tender

and then they're getting a
car and drive to location.

Fraser, Katie, Tyler and Tony,

is everybody happy with that?

Thank you, guys.

Yeah, yeah, I do.

And then, otherwise,
they've just got a bar,

and it's just going to be
a bit of a boozy sesh.

Okay, I like it.

Yeah, so don't worry about it.

All you'll have to do is
be somewhat ready for dinner

when they come back.

Oh, and I'm ready.

- Yeah.
- That's cool, I like that.

You know, I'm never
getting married again.

He just wanted
to control me.

Every day at 9 o'clock,
where are you?

Constant checking in.
I don't need that.

Excited to have an
afternoon out with me?

- Yeah, of course, my friend.
- I thought so.

Later.

You're in New York,
are you, Janine?

- I'm in Brooklyn.
- I've never been.

Brooklyn is really where, like,

all the celebrities
move to Brooklyn now.

Is that why are you there?

- I followed love.
- Oh, right.

Yeah, my ex-husband
lived there.

Yeah, yeah.

So you got everything.
I know you're probably not.

You know what? I hope so,
but I'll be in touch, if not.

Can we go?

Guys, we're going on
a school day out.

- I know.
- So much fun!

I think it's better that
they're coming back for dinner.

Think about lugging
all that other crap.

However, I'm a bit
anxious to have left

Alissa with the dinner.

You need to trust
your crew, man.

I want to.

I'm insecure with
the decision I've made.

But equally, I know that
if I wasn't here,

then the aesthetic
wouldn't be right.

Is the bar clean?

I'm just cleaning it, darling.
I'm just doing these glasses.

I guess I'm just
not used to trusting people

enough in the job.

Hey, man. The ladies have
just gone to get ready.

I told them it's about an
hour till we make moves.

That's right, yep.

Oh, my God, it's amazing.

This is so cute.
This is awesome.

- All right, guys.
- This is so awesome.

I don't know if we're going
to bother with the gazebos.

I'm so happy I
didn't bring shoes.

Oh, my gosh.

The lines are all good to go.

Because I know she's
just stood next to it.

Copy.

Deck crew help out
the interior team quite a lot.

And I think Alissa,
knowing her personality,

is starting to
take advantage of that.

What kind of
cleanup job is that?

She's just looking at
the trash and saying,

Deck crew, there's a mess.
Come fix it.

Like, come on, darling.

You've got to pull your
own weight on your team.

What's in here?

I don't know why, but the drinks
are still on the table and sh...

What?
In the pantry.

No, no.
In the sky lounge.

Oh, the sky lounge.

So if you want to stand by
after you're done working it all

- out there and slam that out.
- Okay, darling.

See you in a minute.

- It's looking really nice.
- It's basic.

Sometimes being a basic
bitch sells very well.

I've been doing it
for 29 years, girls.

Yep.

So, I was thinking about it.

I've already applied
the pressure.

You have to communicate
what you need.

I'm discussing with Fraser.

And he says that
he's not going

to change his style
of management.

Let's, at the end of
this charter, evaluate.

But you're the chef.

I'm not going to get involved
in Fraser's decisions.

He's got to make
mistakes to learn.

I want him to learn
his own decision-making.

This isn't about
tearing people down.

It's about doing a job and
giving them an expectation

and making them
accountable for it.

It's actually to the point
now we're on charter six

that my delivery
is no longer as nice.

That's okay. Communicate.

If it's not working, continue
to have those conversations.

[phone rings]

Hello, Fraser.

We're ready to go when
you are.


I shall let you know when I'm
dropping them off at the marina.

Okay.
Thank you.

- Okay, let's do this.
- Let's do it.

Have the best time.

Whoo, there we go.

- Squeeze in, ladybugs.
- Have fun.

Thank you. Take care.

See you in a bit.

Thanks.

My girlfriend got a BBL.

And I'm obsessed with it.

You have no idea.

Why am I at the gym
two hours a day?

I had a tummy tuck.

I'm not that big,
but look, I'm from here.

Wait till I show
you in the room.

I'm going to.....ing flash you.

When you show her,
I'll show you mine.

The wind was blowing any other
way, we'd be.....ed.

- Literally, yeah.
- Pretty.

- Hi, Fraser.
- Welcome to land.

- How are we doing?
- Welcome to land.

Oh, my gosh.

We're very lucky
with the direction

of the wind this evening.

Welcome, guys.

Is that salsa?

We've just got snacks.

Dinner as soon as we get back.

Are you guys going to be doing
a dance for our entertainment?

Hit it, boys.

What the [bleep] is this sh...?

[bleep] you.

- Oh, no!
- Got to be kidding me.

This is crazy.

Oh, my God.

Woo!

Gorgeous.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Gorgeous ladies.

Oh, my God.

- So cool.
- Oh, this is awesome.

- Yes!
- Woo!

Amazing!

This is sick!

Did you know he could do this?

I was a fire dancer
from 2011 to 2016.

Everyone would come to my town
just to see the fire show.

And I love it.

It took me a lot of practice.

It's risky.

It's nice when people
recognize, okay,

you're doing something that is
very difficult, that's cool.

Get it, Tony!

Yeah!

[cheering]

Tony!

Coming up...

I feel like Captains always
favor deck crew, though.

Oh, she definitely
favorites at that crew.

She.....ing sucks
deck crew, d*ck.

Hmm.

Listen, you know
your voice carries.

Okay, let's go, girls.

Tyler's going to take
you guys to the port.

They go crazy for it,
the Americans.

We just love queso.

It's just like hot sauce,
basically, but cheesy.

Nacho hot cheese sauce, yeah.

We love our jobs, don't we?

I know, right?

Can you grab some
tongs for this?

- Yeah.
- Hello.

Hey, I've just sent the guests
off in a car with Tyler.

- All right.
- All right, stay safe.

Do you have
more ginger?

Yeah, yeah, there
is some more ginger.

- Yeah, just give me a nugget.
- Yeah, a nugget.

All right, ladies,
if you want to come this way.

Here they come.

- Hi!
- Hey.

Yes, deck stew.

Yeah, like that.
Like to see that.

There we go.

See if this works.

Did you know that
Tony was a fire dancer?

- Yes.
- You're lying?

No, he did a show.

He performed for you guys?

Oh, my gosh, he does everything.

- Like this?
- Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Here comes the rain.

Oh, please don't rain on me.
I do not need that right now.

I guess I should change.

All right, I'll be back.

Can I get an idea of
what the guests are doing?

They've just all gone down
to change for dinner.

Okay.

I'm gonna use the ladies
room before dinner,

so I can just
sit through dinner.

All purple bags can go
on the side for me.

- Okay, your turn.
- My turn.

- You all right?
- Yeah.

- How are you doing?
- Good.

I'm just going to blacks.

Do you want to
spray off these canopies?

Yep.

Yeah, we need to rinse
sand off things.

Oh, stop it.

Right.

What are we eating tonight?

Like a surf and turf.

Are you looking for dinner?

- Yeah, right now, right now.
- Yeah.

Let's go.

The guests are ready
to be seated.

Okay, thank you so much.

Hayley, can I get you
in service, please?

Yeah, sure. Coming now.

Maybe I should not drink
starting when I get home.

Don't want to get
the grannies out.

I did not, actually.
Not for this dress.

So where are we at?

I'm going into the lobster.

- Is that it?
- Yeah.

I keep telling my clients.
Once I come back, I'm here.

- Like, I'm not going anywhere.
- Me too.

I need to work.

It's going to be crazy.

Department galley.

Would I be able to get
some help with my trash?

- It's great.
- Yeah.

Well done.
It's great.

- We're right here.
- What up?

- Y'all are good.
- You can go down.

All right, see you tomorrow.

- Bye, babe.
- This is Garam Masala.

We're going to do it
with a little bit of honey.

Oh, she's got honey on there.

I like that.

I'll be up there in
two seconds.

Oh, my good Lord.

I'm excited.

- Oh, what is that?
- Hello.

Is this a giant wonton?

It's a poppadum from
the Indian cuisine.

Oh, amazing.

Your lobsters that are
actually poached with ginger.

- So good.
- Thank you.

The next one is the filet.

Please enjoy.

This is incredible.

- It's so good.
- It's so delicious.

I'm going to use my fingers.

I'm not mad at this lobster.

I'm not offended.

As long as the lobster is not
mad that I'm using my fingers.

All right,
this is ready to roll.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

Thank you.

Pardon me.

- Thank you.
- Everyone served?

- Yeah.
- Let's go.

This is unbelievable.

The filet is sous vide
in it's own juices.

Thank you.

I'm really excited for
the next round.

It's going to be very interactive.

It's a little fun.

Yeah.

Ooh, that's good.

Fat free.
It's all been fat free.

We're going to lose
weight on this vacation.

This is definitely
hot girl summer.

- Hot girl summer?
- Oh my God, yes.

Mommy's going to go down.

Very well done this evening.

It gives me so much pride.

Well done.

- Very happy.
- Yeah.

Thank you.

Like that's awesome.

- Yeah.
- I have diabetes.

I am excited.

This is the coolest thing
I've ever seen.

So this evening you have
s'mores in front of you.

I cannot believe this.

And since you can't
make your own bonfire,

we decided to make
your bonfire here.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

Oh my God.

- So awesome.
- Unreal.

- I can't even speak.
- That was epic.

[bleep]. You're awesome, dude.
Thank you.

So what are we thinking?

Probably going to bed.

Okay.

I'm so tired.

[alarm sounds]

[yawns]

My whole body hurts.

Oh, you guys gave
me more work.

Thank you.
Love you.

Oh, weather's horrible.

It's.....ing nicer in England.

Morning sir.
How do you feel today?

Do you feel a
little bit better?

- Darling, I feel great.
- Oh, good.

allowing Alissa
to run last night.

And to be honest, I was
very, very happy with it.

Good.

[alarm beeping]

Man, the Caribbean
is nonstop wind.

We've had 30 knots of wind.

There's a window
early in the morning.

I want to take that sh*t.

Otherwise,
we're stuck on anchor.

Let's go.
I need to get on the dock.

Hello.
Good morning.

Can you have that up
in 15 minutes?

- Yeah.
- Cool, cool, cool.

We've got to get the boys up.

You want to start
pulling the sh... in?

- Yeah.
- Good morning. Good morning.

[alarm sounding]

Good morning.

We're pulling anchor.

Okay.

- Benji.
- Yeah.

- We're pulling anchor.
- [groans]

- You woke him up?
- Yes.

Thank you very much.

Hello. Hello.
How are we doing?

- Good.
- Did you sleep well?

Yes.

Sleep when you die.

Deck crew is in it to win it.

They are not complaining.

They're like, 'Yes, captain.
I'm here for you.

Let's do this.'

I feel like captains always
favor deck crew, though.

Oh, she definitely
favors the deck crew.

She.....ing sucks
deck crew d*ck.

Hmm.

Listen, you know
your voice carries.

For me as a captain,
I just rise above it.

But if it's a constant problem,

then I will eliminate
that problem.

Deck crew, go ahead and take
up on the two shackles.

All right, Tony.
Ready?

Let's do it.

Long stay, two o'clock, captain.

We are going on
the dock shortly.

Anchor at the waterline.
Free to maneuver.

This area is going
to become quite noisy

and slightly dangerous.

- Thanks, Tony.
- Of course.

I asked that you'd
stay on that side.

- Yeah, we're good.
- Thank you very much.

We need to get out of there
because it's dangerous.

Oh, [bleep]'s sake.

You keep them down there?

Yeah. It makes my life
easier, you know?

100 feet and closing to
the edge of the channel.


- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Captain, foredeck, 200 feet
and closing to the T dock.

All right, let's get
this puppy on the dock.

Letting the wind do its thing.

- Yeah, exactly.
- Go, Tony.

- [grunts]
- Nice, Katie.

Two feet to fender contact.
Don't take it on the bow.

Leave the bow right there.

- Take up whatever you can.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, you can lock it down.
Thank you.

Nice work, everyone.

Good morning.

You look wonderful as usual.

Thank you.

I always recommend
having everything packed

before we do breakfast
so that you are able

to spend as much time as
you can up here

before you have to depart.

- Perfect. Thank you.
- No worries.

We made it, chef.
That's winning.

Who cares about anything else?

- Yeah, I know.
- We're good.

Amazing trip.
What was your favorite meal?

All of them.

What a crazy trip.
I don't want to go.

- Like this.
- Like that?

Like that.

- So they're cool to go.
- Yes, babe.

- There.
- Good morning.

Good morning!

- Here you are, darling?
- Yes.

- I've got potatoes, y'all.
- Let's uncover this.

Deck crew. Deck crew.
Primary's bags are ready.

Thank you, Fraser.

Can I serve you sausage
or bacon?

- Bacon, please.
- Yeah.

- Tony's got the best bag.
- I know.

Yeah.

What are we going to do
when we go home?

My husband's going to be like,

there's a lot of
laundry you have to work.

Why is it the rush
for the luggage?

Who's rushing that?

When somebody calls us
to come and do the luggage,

we come and do it.
But I'm not in control of it.

Interior crew.
Interior crew.


Let's not rush the
guests off the boat


and make them pack.

We came into the dock early
because of the weather.

We don't want the guests
off before 12.

I do not ever want the guests
to feel rushed off the boat.

We're not rushing off the boat.

Oh.

That's so annoying.

Captain, Captain, Fraser.

Go ahead, Frazier.

What's your location?
Also, it's Fraser.

Starboard main deck.

So, I don't ever want the guests
to feel rushed off the boat.

No. And that's absolutely
not what I want to do.

What I want to do is
maximize their experience.

Because I've seen people not
enjoy their last few moments.

I've seen them frantically
looking for things.

- Thank you.
- This has not been rushed off.

- I assure you that.
- Okay, thank you.

I appreciate that.

It's about the experience.
I fully feel that.

Okay.

Fraser always has an
excuse for everything.

He never takes
accountability for anything.

I don't care how you spin,
packing the luggage,

you're pushing them
off the boat.

Ross, Ross, Tony.

- Go ahead, Tony.
- It's gonna rain, bro.

- They can go.
- Okay, let's get to sundeck.

This is probably gonna be
one of the best things

you've ever tried in your life.

Can I get a bite?

God, that is outrageous.

This is a masterpiece.

Are you all done or
do you want to...

Deck crew, deck crew.

The upper stoop
pantry trash is full.


Thank you.

Do not...
Yeah, there is.

I won't.

But those b*tches are mine.

Okay, I'm doing my thing.

You gonna engulf that?

My cabin wall ends
next to the pantry.

I hear everything.

When I come out of my cabin,
I see the same thing.

A lot of standing
around chatting.

While they're calling the deck
crew to get their garbage,

that bothers me.

All right, so can
someone strip my bed?

Because there's like three
of you standing around.

The deck crew is doing
all this work for interior.

It's not fair to them.

Captain, we weren't
standing around.

- We were just clearing.
- Here's the thing.

I mean, there's three of
you and the deck crew are

busting their ass, like,
taking all the garbage out

for you guys constantly.

We're just trying to clear
everything off of that.

Yeah, all right.

Fraser, now's not
the time to talk to me.

- Okay.
- Now's not the time.

- Trust me.
- I was defending my team.

Stop talking.

Pure rage.

I've never been in
a fight and said,

it's not the right time
to speak to me.

I've never felt so sickened by
a captain in my entire life.

Next on 'Below Deck...'

It's been stressful.

We're going to work
through all that.

We're going to play volleyball.

If there's balls near my face,
I want to run, okay?

Ah!

Hit it, Hayley!

The skills yet to come.

This is one time that we're able
to spend the evenings together.

I've made an active
decision with Katie

that her and I are going
to be just her and I.

- What, tonight?
- 100%.

- Okay.
- Hey, come here.

You know,
Tyler's down there working.

Yes, we all had
our set of tasks.

So you wouldn't help him?

My question, stop talking.

The way you're talking
to me is not okay.

I will not tolerate insubordination.

The fish stinks at the head and
right now you're that head.
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