10x16 - The Thunder from Down Under Part 2

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10x16 - The Thunder from Down Under Part 2

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What's this guy's name?

Shakin' Jake.

- Hello, welcome.
- How's it going?

You meet fratbros like this
all the time in Miami.

Anybody sees
some calves like this.

They're going to be loud
and obnoxious.

They're going to
think they're amazing.

[shouting]

What am I not good at?

Being sober, that's number one.

It's cocktail after cocktail.

Things are going to
be broken later.

I just hope it's
not me or my soul.

Isn't dinner taking really long?

How long would you say
on the next course?

It's cold.
It's not warm.

Yeah, I know.

The timing of the food is...

You're incredible,
but you can't do everything.

- Good morning.
- Mm-hmm.

Hey, honey.

It's so evident that we
have this connection,

and it is getting stronger
as the days go on.

Camille and I,
we're talking every other day.

There's definitely some
unfinished business between us.

Yeah, so Ben and I have
probably like been chatting

for like over a year now.

The chemistry is there.
There's no brainer.

For lunch, we have a mélange
of different Mexican.

Pineapple salsa, heirloom tomato
salsa with guacamole,

fire sauce, mahi mahi,
local fish,

- and you've got chicken.
- It's amazing.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Ross and Fraser, can I get your
presence on the bridge, please?

Copy on the way.

- How you doing?
- Good. How are you?

- I'm good.
- Very good.

- How are the guests?
- Good.

I thought they were well-behaved
at dinner last night.

Tonight, they want to turn Motor
Yacht St. David into

- Club St. David.
- Club St. David.

So I've got dancers coming,

and I've got a soca
performer and a DJ.

So we've got tender runs
between eight and midnight.

I've seen every kind of club,
whatever, pick a party.

We've had it.

Club St. David can rock
on without my ass.

- Sounds good.
- Thanks.

Thanks, guys.

Ooh, my mouth is on fire.

Wiping your face.

- What are you doing?
- I was wiping your face.

I am not a baby bird.

I'm going to go
put on swim trunks.

Do you want to see the
menu for tonight?

All right.

I need to add a couple
things to do it.

- Japanese.
- Yeah.

It's a.....ing legit [bleep],
but it's awesome.

Japanese food is fantastic,
and it takes a lot of time

to do every single little
finite detail.

And so I want to do everything
I can to make it perfect,

and I'm very excited about that.

So I've got to k*ll this.

This sh... is blow your mind.
Go out with a bang.

- Tyler.
- Yeah?

Have you spoken to your mum?

- Today, no.
- No?

Are you going to ring your mum?

I don't know.

I've really got to think
hard about it.

Yeah.

I don't think that's
a choice that I can really

just make in the spur
of the moment.

- I really have to see.
- I'd love to have a gay son.

Yeah, but you are not a
religious Christian woman.

I'm not.

I think what scares me most is
I don't know

how they're going to react.

Just be brave.

You only live once.
You only get one life.

She might get upset.

Yeah, she might get angry,
but it will pass,

because she will
have to accept it.

Yeah.

Angel, do you want to
sit on my lap?

No, no, no.

You guys are friends
on your own.

- You're going swimming.
- Yeah, you want to go with me?

- Yeah.
- Oh, look at that.

Oi.

Woo...

You would k*ll me.

Kate and I, we've had our
ups, our downs, our maybes.

Yes.
No, 100%.

Okay.

Love it.

You know, it is kind of a bummer

that it's towards the
end of the season,

because, you know,
he is doing better.

Who knows where
it's going to go,

but I think there could be
something more with Ross and I.

I don't really see a long-term
future for Katie and I.

- Flowing.
- Yeah?

- Back in the bar, I told you.
- Back in the bar?

Yeah.

You guys realize Angel's
asleep over here

in this trampoline thing?

[snoring]

Can we just let it go?

How much line do we have
on that tramp?

Four lengths out
of the towing line.

Because Angel seems to have
lost consciousness over there.

We think it might be fun
to just let him go.

Copy that.

I love a willing participant.

Tony, you let this little
line off the cleat,

and I'm going to let it
out through the ends.

This is classic.

Bye.

He might be too hot.

He needs a little bit of water.

He might need a shower.

Oh, yes.

I mean, if you want me to,
I will do it.

Yeah?
Absolutely.

We're going to douche him.

These guests are actually
fun to have around.

Am I really getting
paid for this?

It's ridiculous. I will do
this for free, you know?

We're going to send the jetski
out to spray water on him.

There you go.
[bleep] with him.

[laughing]

Wacka-de-boom-boom.
Splash him.

- So funny.
- So funny.

He still has his drink
in his hand.

What?

Oh, yes!

This made my trip.
I'm ready to go home after this.

That's not how you ride a
jetski, bud.

Oh, God.

- It was his idea.
- Guilty as charged.

All right, I'm going
to get ready for dinner.

Tonight's gonna be insane.

Yeah.

So, get the
cucumber ready for me.

You got this.

Fraser, am I on service
with you tonight?

I do need someone to
set up the club.

DJ coming and dancers.

So they're becoming on board
at around about 8:45, 9.

Cool.
I'm going to sh**t down again.

Let's go ahead and
start plating the wakame.

Wakame is what, sorry?

Wakame is your seaweed salad,
which is right here.

Yep.

How much do you want
on this, mate?

- Two fingers.
- Two fingers.

Working with Captain Sandy,
she made suggestions

on how I can get
quicker and faster,

better and more efficient.

I've learned sometimes it's
not about the quantity,

but it's about the quality.

You are a joy
to have on board.

- Thank you.
- I mean that.

I just want to make
sure your timing.

- Yeah.
- How do you feel like that is?

I'm not accomplishing
things to the standards

that I'm used to,
but at the same time too,

it's affecting service
and the guests.

And it needs to pick up faster.
I need to get faster.

Yeah.

So tonight, instead of
shelling out

one course tasting menu
after another,

we're just going to cut
these.....ing courses back

and it's going to be
yummy as [bleep].

Oh.

Oh, that's super cute.

Ooh.
Love.

Look at your cheekbones.
Jesus Christ.

I'm very excited
for this dinner.

You've got the cucumber
salad here,

the wakame and
the steamed edamame

are coming up right away.

Fraser, we're ready for
the edamame to go.

How did you lose your voice?
From sleeping on the trampoline?

Angel, just tell
me your jokes quietly

and I'll say them for you.

[laughing]

- These look beautiful, Chef.
- Those go.

I'm creating the rest
right now.

- Lovely.
- Thank you.

Oh, it looks amazing.

Oh, that's pretty
- ing good.

- This is amazing.
- It's great.

That was cute.

Chopstick got me in
the back of the throat.

Just relax your throat
and just let it go.

Like three colors on this side
and three colors on that side.

Okay.

Just like, bunch,
tape them together.

Okay, what about like this?

Very good.

Man.

You can take those up
if you want.

And then I'm plating
right now with tonkatsu.

Amazing.

- It's the mushroom.
- These mushrooms look amazing.

They're really good.

This is my favorite so far.

How are they doing?

Angel's lost his voice.

So it's the quietest moment
we've had so far.

Now that Angel can't talk,

I've changed my opinion
of the guests.

They just want to have
a good time.

Angel, you have to lose your
voice a little more often.

They've just been overshadowed

by this hideously
demanding assh*le.

- I'm going to get some dinner.
- You are on break now as well.

Cool.
Thanks.

I've got to go and
pick up the performers.

That was really good.

I tell people I walk by a
martini like the Chicago River.

- Filthy as possible.
- Yeah.

Yeah, navigating at
night is pretty cool.

It's nice when it's in
the middle of the ocean.

There's nothing there.

[laughing]

These are ready to roll.

I have to eat something before
I black the [bleep] out.

- This is the katsu.
- Thank you.

Oh, it's so good.

Do you love it?

There's nothing I like more.

Good evening.
How are you doing?

Yeah.

Now that's me every
third Wednesday, actually.

- Good?
- Amazing.

Cool.

He did.
But it was more like sexual.

Did they sleep with each other?

Yeah, they did have sex.

- They did?
- Yes.

- And...
- And?

I didn't see it.
I wasn't there.

- Tony was, though.
- Tony?

Ask Tony. Yeah, Tony was
on the bottom bunk.

Oh, [bleep].

They basically.....ed
on top of him.

But that
doesn't matter, though.

No.

I just, I don't know.
I'm just like...

Oh, my God.
Oh, bless you.

What I think you should do...
I think...

Yeah.

There's no time like
the present.

Just be honest.

- They're not.....ing dating.
- It's not like they're cheating.

It's not like he's going
to be cheating on her.

That's the thing.
He's not with her.

Yeah.
You know what?

[bleep]

Coming up...

What the [bleep]?

[belches]

- Yeah.
- Love it.

I'm in a rush because I want
to get this sh... over with.

I'm getting tired.

- Rachel!
- Hey, everybody.

So, we've got a
Kobe beef sashimi,

but you have a quail egg
that's raw on the side.

I'm going to cook that egg
in front of you.

- That's awesome.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Do you?

- You get rid of them?
- Yeah.

ing bald down there.

You're just a well-groomed
young man, aren't you?

This is like one of the
best dishes I've ever had.

Really good.

Squick!

Why'd you do that sound?

I do that all the time.

I'm going to give it a try, bro.

You know, just be careful.
It's 200 calories.

Man, I'm going to start
plating dessert right now.

Okay.

Oh.

So, this is the black cod.

This might be the best plate.

Oh, man.
That's good.

It's really good.

It's like a tit.

Am I able to go down, too?

- What's the time?
- It's 10 o'clock.

Good night, bro.

- Are they ready?
- Have you said they're ready?

I swear to God, no one's
can hear me tonight.

I know.
I'm like, what?

I have very high hopes
for Vegas.

I was very disappointed at
the hookers there.

- What?
- They were ugly.

I'm like, what the [bleep]?

They were day walkers.

Ross used to be a DJ.

I used to mix vinyl, but
this is the new technology

that I don't understand.

Because obviously, I'm back
from the 1700s.

Rachel.

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

[cheering]

What are we eating?

It's done with vanilla,
along with a mixed berry.

It's been an absolute pleasure.

Thank you.
Everything's been great.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

This is the best meal
I've ever had.

Thank you.

I think the evening
went phenomenally well.

Great food.

Everyone seems to be
on high spirits.

Angel's been great.
Such a lovely man.

Joking.

Anyway.

I'm ready.

All right, so let's
go downstairs.

Oh, my God.

Ooh!
Let's go.

Yeah!

Here we go.

Let's go!

[shouting]

How many sh*ts?

Yeah, babe!

Woo!

I'm past tired.

I'm all like five
red bulls deep.

I'm never going to sleep again.

[cheering]

Come on.

Come on. Here we are.

Yeah!

Thank you so much again.
God bless you.

Enjoy St. Lucia.
Good night.

God bless.

- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you.

- You did great.
- Yeah, man.

- All right, Ty-ty.
- Good night.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do,
which isn't much.

I'm gonna go take a shower.

There you go. Wings.

- Good night, Jake.
- Good night, Leah.

Did you have a good evening?

Um...

- I'll see you in the morning.
- Ha ha ha.

They're all from Chicago.

And, yeah, they're like
couples on this trip.

So, they're all got,
like, their partners.

Thank you very much
for coming, everybody.

Loved it.
Yeah, you guys were awesome.

[chuckles]

All right, get some sleep.
Good night, miss ya.

I didn't tell her about
Leigh-Ann

because nothing's happened yet.

Bye.

But I do feel a
little bit guilty.

Leigh-Ann got so
awkward dancing tonight.

Ben tried to grab her,
and she felt awkward.

Oh.
How's that going?

I don't know.

I kind of know which
way he wants to go,

but I don't know for sure.

So, I didn't want
to say anything.

Close.

Camille.
Camille.

Yeah.

She was the deck stew on board,

To Aus, yeah.

So, we're still going to figure
out what's, like, obviously...

- Where you stand.
- Yeah, exactly.

So, you're chatting
every day?

Yeah, most days.

Yeah.

The last time you messaged me,
it was, like,

hey, Leigh-Ann, are you single?
Are you seeing anyone?

Yeah, you were
seeing someone.

Come to Costa Rica.

Yeah, you were kind
of seeing someone.

Yeah, there was
a [bleep] up there.

- Yeah.
- Now, it's vice versa.

Now, it's vice versa.

It feels like I've known Ben
for a lifetime,

after, like, you're chatting
and all that tension built up.

Sorry to make you
feel like that.

Chatting with Ben wasn't
just all about

the saucy conversations.

We did get into, like,
deep conversations.

We're actually sending
a lot of voice notes.

It's not nice to hear that

the person you like is
hooking up with someone else.

But he did say that
they're not together, so...

Good night.

Why must I miss my opportunity?

I'm just going to go for it.

You don't want any regrets.

All righty.

Oh my God, I'm so tired.

Yeah, steering pumps are on.

[grumbles]

Is that a cormorant?

Yes, bro.
I love this bird.

- [knocking]
- Come on in.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, sir.

I know our original plan
is to go

into the dock around 11.

Well, we got a lot of swell.

The motion of the boat

is much more severe
than it was.

Docking should be fun.

What do you think?

Yeah.

- Oh, no.
- What now?

Dirty g*dd*mn.....ing coat.

I think my zero [bleep]s,
like, ran out.

Like, my field of [bleep]s
have been plowed

and there's none to give.

- Thank you so much.
- What?

Boat's set up beautifully.

- Oh, cool, man.
- Yeah.


around my golf cart.

Hey, Mortimer, look what I got.

I just won myself an award.

- [knocking]
- Come on in.

Morning.

Get what you want
for breakfast in S.O. West,

some chip beef, some sh...
on a shingle.

I'll put that order in for you.

- I'll come harass you later.
- Thank you.

You know he tried out to be
in a p*rn video.

Are you picturing it, Tony?

What kind of p*rn was it?

Was it like hardcore p*rn?

- Animal.
- No.

I go to a bar owned
by a p*rn actor.

They'd always joke for me and
say, hey, you should try out.

And one time I went, Okay, sure.
What the hell?

Just a penis.

What was your p*rn name?

Susan.

What?

Susan.

That's funny, man.

Good morning.
How are you doing?

Well, I'll tell you in a bit.

Look at that nice
tender over there.

We got that piece of sh...

That was a good charter.
It kept us on our feet.

Yeah, they were fun.

Deck crew, let's get ready
to pull the anchor.


Copy.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Cap, ready on the bow.

All right, let's get it up.

[chuckling]

Holding on.

All right, that is the
anchor at the water line.

All right, let's make sure we're
ready on deck.

- We're headed in.
- Copy that, Captain.

Some French toast for you, sir?

Is this one of
Rachel's specialties?

This is indeed, yeah.

And it's unbelievable.

You look really
excited about it.

Honestly, it's my
favorite thing ever.

All right, let's make sure we're
ready on deck.

We're headed in.

And when we get in, let's
make our first throw count.


Copy that.

- The wind's pushing us up.
- It really is.

And these currents have
been freaking gnarly.

Hope you can take
your Metamucil.


Both sides of channel predicting
clearance, 20 feet.

Oh, it's windy.

Ooh.

Any place the wind can get
through it will.

And in this harbor, you
just have to have your A-game

every time you go to the dock,

especially where our
dock is situated.

They might as well put
a big bull's-eye

on the side of the boat.

And that's where
the wind's headed.

Captain, foredeck 30 feet,
run ahead.


Your bow has got to be aligned

with the buoy on your port side.

Man, please have an apple juice?

Where are these manners
when you and I talk?

Yeah, you ready to feed
that thing out when I throw it?

Yeah.

20 feet and closing
on the bow, Captain.


Yep, go now. Wrap.

Good girl.

Take up whenever
you can, Tony.

Always.

I need those bow lines
sucked up now.

She's laying in the water.
It's not helping me at all.

Son of a...

So much wind blowing on this thing.

I can't hold it here all day.

Suck it up, suck it up.

Everybody's happy.
Let's lock it in.


Copy that, Captain.

Good job, everybody.
Thank you.


All crew.

I need everybody on the
main deck aft

in their whites in 15 minutes.

It's going to feel nice
to be on land.

It's going to get stuck again.

Final bits of over-packing.

Oh, the yellow shoes.

Yes.

You can look,
but you can't touch.

Beautiful people.

Oh, the voice is back.

- Bye, guys.
- Thank you.

- Appreciate you.
- Cheers, man, pleasure

Bye.

Guys, thank you so much.
Everything was fantastic.

Rachel, the food was
above and beyond.

Thank you.

The beach party,
the boat party.

Everything was great.

This is for you.

Thank you, sir.

There's two envelopes.

One could just be filled with
monopoly money, though

as a sick joke.

But, you know,
here's for hoping.

- Bye, guys.
- Thank you. Take care.

We got work to do.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Let's get covers
on top to bottom.

Oh, my God.
I'm so happy.

One more, man.
I thought it'd never come.

That's.....ing great.

The fact that we didn't get
any.....ing bad comments.

Good.
Finally.

Yes.
This is what I love.

Let's cover them.

Attention all crew.

I need everybody in this
sky lounge, please.

Oh, my God.

Oh, am I panting.
Oh, yeah.

I could barely make it
up the stairs.

What's up, guys?

- Hello, hello.
- Hey.

Oh.

Oh, look at that.

I love the sound of that.

- That sounds good.
- That's thick.

That's a fat little.....er
idn't it?

Yes!

Job well done.

I can't thank you enough
for my first charter back.

You guys performed admirably.

I just wanted to talk to
you about the docking today.

We hit a 30 knot gust today

that just started peeling
me off the dock.

And I've got two slack dock
lines on the bow.

And I can get it there.

The question is, how long
can I hold it there?

So that's why those bow lines
have to come in with the bow.

But you guys did a good job.

And you're doing a great job.

We pick up tomorrow at 1.30.
This is a 24 hour turn.

Gives you guys a little time
to go out and unwind tonight.

Oh, the money.

You're wondering
about the money?

It's more than I thought
it was going to be.

This is 40.

- Yeah!
- Woo!

$3,076 for each one of you.

$40,000 is literally
pay off money

for having to deal with Angel.

I'll take your life jacket.

Take it, you bitch.
Take it.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

[laughing]

That's a lot of the money.

He probably has to
do it everywhere he goes,

to be honest.

Every time he goes to a
restaurant, this one's for him.

You know, I'm sorry.
Sorry about him. I'm sorry.

Well done.
And well earned.

If you drop it, it's mine.

Now, get your asses back to work.

[laughing]

Coming up...

Woo!

$40k!

How much is that?

-$3,076 each.
- [bleep]

I know.
It's so good.

That's loads, babe.

That's insane, dude.

-$3,000 is awesome.
- Yeah, man.

That's massive

Oh, [bleep] off.

Tony!

- Are we done?
- Yeah.

Yeah?

Did you guys expect
this type of tip?

No.

I actually fancy Jake
a lot more now.

Yeah.

- Jake or Josh?
- Both.

Mr. Olander, Rachel and...

Ross, can I have your
presence in the Sky Lounge?

- Copy that.
- Copy that.

It's that time of day
and that time of year.

Last charter.

This is a one-day charter.
It's late pickup.

There's no need for lunch.

Primaries are Keith
and Jolynn Hoogstad.

They obviously
love bodybuilding.

Their guests include
Dexter 'the Blade' Jackson.



Boy is put together.

And his wife Gale.

I hate to jump the g*n, but they
look a little bit intimidating.

They want to have a 'buns and
g*ns' contest

in which yacht crew participate

to compete against each
other as the guests judge.

I don't know how you work it
out, but have at it.

Thanks.

I don't know what a buns
and g*ns competition is,

but I suspect it probably
involves being pretty naked

and probably flexing
around like an idiot.

There are some weird requests
from time to time.

But either way, I will try to
evade that as strongly as I can.

Tony's going to fit right
in, though, isn't he?

He is.

It's the last one, so we need
to end it really, really strong.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Do I look cute?
I don't know.

I mean, obviously, but...

Why?

Because they're so
naturally, like...

- Bouncy already.
- Thank you!

We have a couple more days.
Let's do it.

- Camille?
- Yeah.

I want to see who
I'm competing with.

Oh, [bleep], okay, never mind.

- Who's that?
- Don't have a chance.

I definitely don't feel good
about myself because

she's so.....ing beautiful
and so photogenic.

Yeah, it just sucks again.
Like, why?

There's a video of her.

Oh, no, I don't want
to see that.

At the same time,
doesn't look like Ben's type.

She seems too much of like
a poppie,

which is that Afrikaans saying.

She looks like a poppie which is
like a dumb American blonde.

I don't want to see
anything further.

It does not make you feel good.

Was she good at her job?

Okay, good.

[laughing]

That's everybody.

Woo!


Not much downtime to get rest.

It's probably not the best
idea to go out

and rage it into the night,

but what's a couple of
days with a hangover?

Oh, that's the joint there.

What a way to arrive.

By water, it's so awesome.

Get our inner-thigh workout.

This is nice.

Can we please get two bottles

of the Minuty Chateau
Provence Rose?

This is one hell of
a.....ing crew.

Two one of the biggest
tips we've got so far.

- Breaking records.
- Yeah!

Cheers.

Thank you very much.

Can I do the catch of the day
and vegetables?

Catch of the day. Kingfish.

Oh, go on, give us one.

Babe, you've made
everyone very proud.

You make me proud every day.

You are honestly
the best chief stew

I could have ever
been blessed with.

This is such a
learning curve for me.

Yeah, absolutely.

And I'm going to
take this forward.

You've taught me so much,

and you've done it with
such grace and patience.

And I actually couldn't
have asked for anyone

better to be my leader.

Hayley's perception makes me
feel so confident going forward.

Regardless of whatever's
going on around me,

if I look at Hayley,

I can tune out from everything
else around me.

She's just a slice
of everything's okay.

Oh, I love you.

Where's my food?

Oh, thank you.

Everybody's got their food.
Everyone eat.

Do you want some veg?

Yeah, please.

I'd say this is one of
the best meals

that we've had out.

It was like hot and cold and...

he would say things but, like,

do the total opposite, like...

Like, a month and a half ago,
I was seeing this guy,

and he was just talking
to ten other chicks,

like, while he was
talking to me.

No, no.

I've been cheated on

with every single
relationship I've been in.

- Let's go.
- I'm ready to go.

Come on, guys.
I'm ready to go.

- Yeah.
- Let's go.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Come on, guys.

Discothèque!

Get out.

Guys, sh*ts immediately.

So we're going to have
a great night.

We are.

Can I get six
sh*ts of tequila?

Woo!

[shouting]

Cheers!

Boy, get your tongue
in my mouth.

Oh!

I'm cheeky.

Everyone who knows me
knows that,

and I just love
playing with fire,

and I'm doing it right
now with Leigh-Ann.

She knows it. I'm teasing her,
but that can't hurt, can it?

A little flirtiness?

[laughing]

Coming up...

I'm not trying to.....ing
fight with you.

Well, you always fight with me.

You also have to realize
you're a kind of sh...ty person.

I kind of over it.

So I don't think
we're meant to be together.

What the [bleep]?

I just thought we
were moving forward,

and I guess we're
going backwards.

At this point, it's just
flat-out disrespectful.

Oh,.....ing hell!

This is the most drunk
I've been,

and we've got a.....ing
charter tomorrow.

Right, look, baby.
You've got to behave, though.

- Well, I was behaving.
- Okay.

All I've done is behave,

and yet you tell me I have
to learn how to behave.

- Can I have that back?
- That's my breast.

Do you think we're done?

[roars]

- Hi, babe.
- Okay.

Oh, my God. We've got
massive front wedgie, babe.

Oh, my God!
Tyler.

- I did nothing.
- Honey, can you chill out?

Oh, my God!

My eyeballs just come
unattached to my eyelid.

Yeah!

You sexy beast.

Do you know how you act
when you go out?

You have no.....ing idea
when you go out.

I was respectful.
I sat at dinner quietly.

Baby, babe...

You just wanna wander
and play. That's fine.

But don't put me
in the middle of it.

Who in the hell am I
wandering and playing with?

Charter's over.
Charter nine doesn't exist.

It's fantastic to see Leigh-Ann
face-to-face.

Like, we have an amazing
connection together.

I've told her I want to see
what happens with Camille.

No, it's, [bleep].

- Camille?
- Yeah.

- Wonderful and lovely.
- Yeah.

I know.

I miss her.

Yeah, cool.
So do we, but, like...

Fraser and Leigh-Ann, I think,
have a better connection

than Camille and Fraser.

So, I reckon he's just
trying to wingman Leigh-Ann.

Yes, you do.

Why are you doing this to me?

I'm not, I'm just saying.

This is so hard.

No one understands how hard
this is right now,

but I know Leigh-Ann's like
a massive temptation

because I'm feeling myself

weakening a little bit more,
and I'm just...

This is so tricky.

I know.

I'm not trying to.....ing
fight with you.

Well, you always fight with me.

You also have to realize
you're a kind of sh...ty person

when it comes to drinking.

I've just been nothing
but nice to you.

Why are you so mad at me?

- Katie...
- Kiss me right now.

No, no.

- Go on and tell me.
- No.

Here, I'll end it right now.

What?
I'll end it and I'll be the...

- Come here.
- Now you want to kiss me?

Why are you being so
mean to me?

I wasn't,

but I was just about to
say something very nice.

All right.
Thank you.

Oh, [bleep] more drama.

What I'm noticing is
that no matter what,

I'm in the doghouse,

and I'm being better
behaved this evening.

I'm kind of over it.

So, I don't think we're
meant to be together.

We've tried four times.

There's nothing wrong with that.

I don't want you to be unhappy.

I really like you,

but even when I behave
like tonight,

you still push me away.

Oh, my God.

You say,
don't let exterior people

ing [bleep] with you.
That's a problem.

Say [bleep] off and
let them [bleep] off.

- Okay.
- That's who I am.

Oh, Tyler.
There you are.

Jesus Christ.

All right, go downstairs,
you.....ing filthy animal.

Can't breathe.

- Now!
- Oh [bleep]!

Don't get the piss out of me.

Ah!

Let's do a deck team swipe
of this bar.

Let's.....ing clean up.

Tyler!
Tyler, come here.

Tyler.

Do you want a piece of cake?

Deck team picks up
everyone's slack.

- Exactly.
- We are the first force in...

- Doing everything.
- In everything.

Oh, yeah, Baba.

Yeah, I agree.

Oh, no.

Oh!
Hayley!

See that?
That's we.

Oh!

Hayley!

[laughing]

No, no.

Fraser, Fraser, don't.

Fraser, don't.

You won't get mad.

[overlapping dialogue]

One stain, that's all
it is, one stain.

Literally nothing.

Okay, he's going.

Never again.

Oh!

Oh, my God!
I just pissed myself!

I've just pissed everywhere!

Babe's, there's
- ing cake everywhere.

Go, go, go.

Get rid of the evidence, babes.

All I wanted...

- What's going on?
- Nothing.

I gave you a dance.

Neither was I.

I just can't kiss her,

even though I'm so curious
to what can happen.

Maybe we're both curious because
of our history in the past,

but, yeah, I can just
feel myself giving in

a little bit more each time.

I might be in a bit
of trouble here.

All right.
Come here.

Give me a hug.

Bye, bitch.

I'm going to bed.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

Tyler?

Tyler! Tyler!

[horn blares]

- [alarm blares]
- [bleep] off.

[grunts]

[bleep] my head.

How are you feeling?

[laughing]

You look how I feel.

I'm surprised we cleaned
up this much.

I was blackout.

Yeah.

Okay, my sunnies on because
I've got very, very puffy eyes.

I just wanted to talk
because, obviously,

we needed to sort ourselves
out after last night.

This was, like, in my head
about everything.

You came at me, and
I was just like,

all right, I'm just
going to bed.

I know.

So I pushed it too far.

You get, like, a weird
wall up in the evenings.

For sure.

So with Ross and I,

it's definitely
conflicting feelings

because you're not going
to change somebody.

He loves, you know,
flirting around,

so it's like, I can decide,
you know, let's just have fun.

Let's just have fun with it.

But we both make mistakes.

- Humans make mistakes.
- Right.

And we both irritate each other.

You know, let's just have fun.

You know what's
really annoying?

What is really annoying?

Last night is our main night to
be able to have sex in the week.

Oh, my God.

I'm pleased that we're
now back on good terms.

I think we both understand
where we're at,

but we'll enjoy our time
together while we have it.

This is the slowest
entry into...

- I don't know.
- Mm-hmm.

Good morning.

Guys, I'm not feeling
very good.

Don't worry.

To put it lightly.

It's okay.

I have no recollection
of anything.

You just disappeared.

- I actually remember.
- Did I?

You just disappeared.

Oh, I'm so proud of myself.
Well done, Fras.

All crew, all crew,
we have provisions on the dock,


provisions on the dock.

Just do a train, please.

Is it a train or a chain?

Um, that's all down to you guys
and how you make it work.

I'm too hungover
for this sh...

No.

We're not going to drink
that in 48 hours.

Oh, I can't even
- ing get over my head hurts.

Do you want some more water?

Oh, [bleep] off.

Yeah.

My.....ing head is pounding.

Oh, my.....ing God.

Everything is incredibly
hard today.

Oh, my God.

ing hell.

Attention, all crew,
attention, all crew.

I need everybody on the aft
deck here at 15 minutes.


Galley copies.

ing cameltoe for days.

It's disgusting.
Absolutely feral.

[bleep]

My trousers are
- ing downstairs.

All crew, all crew.

I think I can see guests
at the end of the dock.

It doesn't matter
how you feel.

It only matters how you look.

Tyler, Tyler, Hayley.

Have you got the welcome towels?

Can you quickly
come grab them for me?

I'm just in the laundry trying
to find my trousers.

Jesus Christ.

Sweating my.....ing tits off.

Teamwork.

Tyler, I'm glad you
found your trousers.

I thought I had an extra
pair in my cabin,

but turns out I didn't.

- Somebody got some pro-tan.
- She feisty.

Heads up, guys.

- You're looking good, my man.
- Damn right.

Oh, one of them's definitely
not smiling either.

I'm not seeing many smiles,
which worries me.

There's not one hint of emotion.

All I see is some
very slow stampede

of protein and
muscle incoming.

Next on the season
finale of Below Deck,

Welcome to our very sorry
attempt at bodybuilding.

There she is, yeah!

Buns and g*ns.

Don't have a lot of g*ns,

but there's a hell of a
lot of buns going on here.

This is the final charter.

And my sh...-o-meter,
the needle's in the red.

Rachel's having one last time
to be a little bitch.

What do you think, if I, like,
actually call my mum tomorrow?

This is a really
big deal for you.

[phone rings]

- Love you guys.
- Love you all.

Ting-ting.

Part of me is just, like,
live in the moment.

You haven't got it
tighter with Camille.

Why don't you just
see what happens?
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