10x17 - Oh Captain, My Captain

[bunniefuu]

Are you excited for the D.R.?

I'm feeling it all
for Camille.

Head over heels for this girl,

whether I'm going to admit
it or not.

Yeah, most days.

It's not nice to hear that

the person you like is
hooking up with someone else,

but he did say that they're
not together so...

My parents still go
to church every Sunday.

The reason I haven't come
out to my parents yet

is a fear of
disappointing them.

The longer you leave it,

the more that's going to be
weighing on your shoulders.

Last charter.

Primaries obviously
love bodybuilding.

They look a little
bit intimidating.

This is a one-day Charter.

It's a late pickup.
There's no need for lunch.

We need to end it really,
really strong.

It's still.....ing frozen.

We need food.
We need food.

I think I'm going to have
PTSD after this sh...

Seriously.
What the...

Head's up, guys.

- Hello, hello.
- Hi, I'm Rachel.

Nice to meet you.

Fraser.

You're the chef?

I'm going to be testing you.

Would anybody like a
glass of champagne?

- Yes.
- Yes.

Guys, welcome to
St. David.

I'm going to have Mr. Olander
give you a tour of the boat.

And while you're doing that,
we're going to get out of here.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.

Go to work, guys.

This is our sun deck.

Our small gym in here.

I don't think we can
even get Dex in here.

Luggage is here.

Probably.

So here we have our
primary suites.

Is this part of your room, too?

Yes.

What the [bleep]?

Don't give no
dirty looks, Dex.

Don't give no dirty looks.

I'll let you come in and
have snacks with us.

[laughing]

Ross, you got everybody
in position?

All in position.

God, I hope I don't
[bleep] this up.

[laughing]

Captain, foredeck,
all lines on board.

Starboard quarter,


Being a captain and
being out on the water,

there's just something
kind of magical out there.

It feels right.

It's kind of like
Christmas morning.

No traffic up here
on the bow, Cap.

Beautiful day for a sail.

Let's get into our blues.

Ai-yi-yi.

Rockin' and rollin'.

How long have you
known each other for?

Oh okay.

I've been retired for
four years.

That's amazing.

Like, what's the most
well-known competition?

- The Olympia.
- The Olympia.

That's that one.
Yeah, they were celebrating.

He's retired.

He's the most winning bodybuilder

in the history of bodybuilding.

That's unbelievable.

Yes, that's so cool.

It's an honor, you know.
Thank you.

Hi, you've reached Camille.

Sorry, I couldn't make
it to the phone.

Leave me a message and
I will get back to you

as soon as possible.

This is really pretty.

[belches]

- Could get used to this.
- Yeah.

Just cruising the Pacific?

My wig flies off,
somebody's jumping in to get it.

[laughing]

Oh, look.

This is a great time for you
to give me a back massage.

I don't know how strong
I'm feeling today.

When Ross is good,
like, it's amazing.

It's sad that the end of
the season's coming up

and we have to go
our separate ways.

But I think at this point,
I know who Ross is.

Now my turn.

So we're just gonna have
fun with it, enjoy each other

and let's just leave
it like that.

I'm definitely living in
the moment, that's for sure.

I can see what you're saying
about getting sore hands

after doing a long massage.

You did it for,
like, 30 seconds.

Very long massage.

What do you guys do?

We own a gym, but
I run it day-to-day.

Ross, let's get ready at
the starboard side anchor.

Copy.

Give me two sh*ts and
then let it go.

This is what I look like
when I compete.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe that.

And I love how proud
you are as well.

It's really sweet.

All right, let's lock it in.

Copy.

I get a message from Camille,
my heart sinks.

I go, oh, really?

So what's gonna happen when
I head back to Australia?

Are we gonna stop texting?

And she just says to me...

I'm instantly thinking, well,
what does that kind of mean?

We're supposed to head
over to the Dominican Republic

in three days.

And I don't know
where we are right now.

Ugh...

Damn, this is
some well-stocked sh...

- My friends.
- Guys, is this even a charter?

No.

- I know, right?
- What is going on?

What is going on?

They are the
nicest people ever.

They are so lovely.

Would you like some ice?

Just straight out of the can
is good with me.

- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.

- I love them.
- I know.

First impressions,
completely wrong.

The guests are lovely.

They're kind.

And we're not used to that.

I want in the next two
minutes all the crew. Now.

Lunch!
Lunch!

Yeah.

Yeah, two of those. Lovely.

We've been through so much.

And we needed this trip with
these wonderful people

to end this season, for sure.

We are ready for you
when you are.

I'm hoping they'll
get the slide out.

We'll get the slide out
right now.

Awesome.

We'll get all the toys
in the water.

Cool.

How is everything?

- What do you think, Dex?
- Dry.

- They're dry?
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I eat chicken wings enough.
I know.

- Cool.
- This ain't Popeye's for sure.

No.

I think some
dried chicken wings.

Not exactly super yacht
standard, to be honest.

So, I think Rachel has basically
given up at this point.

God dammit.

They're fine, but they said...

Oh, God, that's painful
to even hear, isn't it?

[gasps]

Well, this sucks.

My job sucks now
at this point.

I get tired and fed up,

and this bitch's been doing
it for almost 17 years.

I'm getting really tired
of the whole hoopla.

What'd you do once
I went to bed?

Um... just chatted with
Leigh-Ann for a while.

Poor thing.
She's, like, really frustrated.

Well, think.

You have a connection
with someone,

and then she finally gets
to meet you, you know?

Oh...

I know, that sucks.

Something in the back
of my mind that's

just not okay with
what Camille said,

and having my heart broken
three times before,

that, to me, is just
a bit of a red flag.

I'm kind of holding
myself out for nothing.

Ugh!

Oh, I don't know.

- Wow.
- That's beautiful.

Is this one of the Petons?

[laughing]

Faster, charter!
Woo!

Ross and Fraser, can I get your
presence up the bridge, please?

Copy.

[bleep] me,
it's so hot up here.

- Mr. Olander.
- Yes.

What's the deal tonight?

Dinner looks like it's going
to be at 9 o'clock this evening.

Yeah.

They would like some form
of bodybuilding competition

where they rate us.

They've obviously never
seen me with my shirt off.

I think my ass
looks pretty good.

Yeah, I don't think
that's anything

I'm going to
participate in.

There is only so much lipstick
you can put on this pig.

On service, I want
to absolutely crush it.

No problem with that.

Yes!

Hello.

Whoa!

[laughing]

I love it.

Woo!

Get him on the board.

Oh, no.

Sh...

- Whoa!
- Oh my God!

[laughing]

About that trampoline, yeah.

Once one of those things gets
airborne, it's hard to get back.

We're going to take it in.

Yeah, we don't want
to lose any toys.

So, your mom has no clue at all?

I mean, I've not said anything.

We were in the car.

They put the news on.

And there was like this
hideous story

of this man who'd, like,
m*rder*d several people.

And she took that
opportunity to go,

'Oh, um, Fras,
just so you know,

even if you k*ll several people,
I will still love you.'

- And then I was like...
- Okay, well, that's.....ed.

That's the route
you're going to take

to come into my
sexuality, is it?

And I was like, 'And so what
if I'm.....ing gay?'

And she was like, 'No, no,
it's absolutely fine.

'It's what I'm trying
to say to you.

You can do whatever you like.

And I said, 'Mum, me k*lling someone

'is slightly different
to me preferring

to sleep with men over women.'

It was one of the
most liberating moments

of my whole life.

I remember I got into my flat,

and it was the lightest
I'd ever felt in my whole life.

And I felt amazing.

Shall I go into the room now?

Yeah.

So, this is your first boat.

You came into this with
the intention

of getting into yachting
afterwards, huh?

I just came to learn, bro.

Like, collect experiences,
you know.

But I actually enjoy it, bro.

Like, I like it, huh?

This is the best team I've
worked with, for sure.

Yes.

I love being on board
with you, mate,

because it was...
I got to teach you some stuff.

We had so many laughs.

I'm very happy, you know,
that I meet you

because you helped me
a lot, yeah.

Always.

- Wakata.
- Wakata.

I wouldn't change this
for anything.

- Yay.
- Hey, darling.

Got a bit of a pile up here.

Interior, interior.

Can you get into your
blacks, please?

Now, you're going to be able
to come to dinner with us

tonight as a part of it?

- Be my honor.
- Awesome.

We really need the deck crew
to participate

in tonight's event,
including yourself.

[laughing]

I'm not stropping down
to speedos

or something like that.
That's just insane.

I brought my good sh...
for this, bro.

I'm wearing linen.

I think the Mohawk's good.

Hello.
Housekeeping?

That's.....ing cold
up here.

I know.

I was going to say, I don't want
to sleep out here tonight.

ing cold.

Good evening.

Growing up in my family,
my father, my mother,

they loved to travel.

We would go on holidays
where we didn't even know

where we were going to go.

We'd go to the airport with our
bags and choose at the airport.

And so, this probably
rubbed off on me.

I go wherever I feel like at
whatever moment, which I love.

At some point, it will
be time to settle down.

Katie does possess a
lot of the things

that I would want
from a partner.

I'm just not in that
place right now,

so I think we're on
the no-plan plan.

We'll see how that goes.

I'm.....ing cold, actually?

- So, Hayley?
- Yeah, darling.

What do you think if I, like,
actually call my mum tomorrow?

I think it's
a really good idea.

This is a really
big deal for you.

You're saying that
your mum's strict,

and it's her religious views,

but just stand up
for yourself.

And if she doesn't like it,

which obviously she might not,

yeah, it's not going
to be forever.

She will accept it,
because she loves you.

Coming up...

Please do enjoy this show,
and we are so sorry.

I'm going to need,
like, ten minutes

before I can hit the stage.

Looking good, boy!

I'm literally going
to do one pose,

and I'm walking out of there.

[cheering]

Captain, captain, we are
ready when you are, sir.

- Hey, my man.
- Hello, hello.

Ready to get some grub on,
and have some fun.

- There he is.
- Good evening.

Oh, looking sharp.

Good evening.

Sorry, I'm tardy, but it
seems I don't remember

how to tie a bow tie as
well as I thought I did.

What's going on?

When they sit down, bread it,

I'll add with the
burrata and the tomatoes,

they can eat it with
their bread and da-da-da.

This is the final charter.

And my sh...-o-meter,
the needle's in the red.

I can't dwell on that right now.

I just just focus,
and not sink to the bottom,

like an anchor.

Good evening, everyone.

This evening we wanted to
take you on a tour of Italy.

We have a nice Chilean sea bass

that we're going to pan
sear with white wine.

Yeah!
Bringin' on the bass!

Bring on the sea bass!

We've got a pasta
made with squid ink,

along with a little bricotta,

and then homemade pappardelle.

- Oh, my gosh.
- All right.

Well, I'll let you get
on with it.

Try to get these done.

And I've got to cut
the fish down.

Thank you.

I've been at
gym rat my whole life,

and I'm a firm believer
that every day that I spend

in the gym is one or two days

that I'm never going to have
to spend in the hospital.

- That's right.
- Yep.

I've been at gym
rat all my life.

These guys take it
to another level.

I just want to be
able to look down

and still see my shoes.

It's a lifestyle.

Interior, we're ready to
roll with the first course.

- Ooh.
- Okay, that's it.

Lovely.

- Wow.
- Wow.

That's great.

Just a couple of
minutes out, not even.

We're going to clear,

then we'll be on standby
waiting for you.

- Rock and roll.
- Send it up.

I have something more to do.

I'm not a big cheese person.

- You want mine?
- No.

So now we're going to do
the pappardelle, really quickly?

Yep.

All right.
Let's do this.

My friends like,

how can your girlfriends got
bigger biceps than you do?

So I told her,
I said,

I'm going to have to start
working out a little bit harder.

- Wow.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.

- Awesome.
- Absolutely.

Rachel, Fraser.

Guests seem like
they're nearing towards the end.

I am saving myself for dessert.

So we're going to start too.

No, that's perfect.
Thank you.

- Are you done?
- Yes.

All right, we are ready to roll.

- You're not done yet.
- I cannot eat anymore.

But also I'd say a huge
congratulations to Dexter,

to your career,
and to your retirement.

Thank you so much
for being amazing.

Thanks guys.

Oh my gosh.

That's not bad at all.

ing done.

Listen to mummy,

everyone's going to go get
changed into something

somewhat bodybuilder-esque.

Does that work for everyone?

It's buns and g*ns.

Don't have a lot of g*ns,

but there's a hell of a lot
of buns going on here.

Like, [grunts].
Get the muscles out.

This is.....ing t*rture.

I'm kind of tired of
seeing your balls, man.

But if I could ask you
all to join us,

perhaps on the main deck
aft beneath us,

I think there was some rumors
of g*ns and buns.

- Oh!
- Between you all.

We've done too many.

Thank you so much
for having me.

Oh, [bleep].

The old main sail's
going up for sure.

I'm going to need
like 10 minutes

before I can hit the stage.

[grunts]

Welcome to our very sorry
attempt at bodybuilding.

Please do enjoy the show,
and we are so sorry.

[laughing]

Woo-hoo!

Yes, yes, yes!

[cheering]

I'm literally going
to do one pose

then I'm walking out of there.

Looking good, boy!

Yeah!

Now, everybody's got to line up.

- Line up.
- Line up.

Oh, my God.

Okay, third place, Katie.

[cheering]

Second place goes to Tony.

How do I get the oil off now?

Good night, everybody.

- Have a good night.
- Good night, guys.

- Good night.
- Good night, beautiful.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Night night, Rachel.
- Okay, night night.

I'm going to go die.

- Good night.
- Nighty night, darling.

Coming up...

Hello.

[alarm rings]

Oh, [bleep] off.

Prick.

It's the last day, babe.

Going up and down these
- ing stairs.

I was wondering
if you were okay.

Katie's going to be hauling
the anchor on deck.

Good.

Ben has very kindly
offered to flake.

And I wondered if you,
Katie, wanted to be involved

in that hauling the anchor on.

- Yeah, hell yeah.
- Cool.

Katie, head of communication.

You're going to have to
be assertive with it.

He's not going to take
any bullsh...

Katie's going to be
giving directions.

Sounds good to me.

It's a big deal.

And it kind of makes me
look back and reflect

on the progression that
these guys are making

start to finish.

So, uh, yeah, I feel
proud of my team.

I say we get this dog
and pony show on the road.

Let's do it.

Last day, Trevor!

Last day!

- Good morning.
- How are you?

- How you doing?
- Good.

They are so lovely.

So disciplined.

Like, the mental ridiculousness
of putting yourself

through being a bodybuilder.

The control they
have is phenomenal.

Going forward, I will never
judge a book by its cover

because I love these guests.

These guests are wonderful.

I'm so pleased
they came on board.

Look at that.
I'm a bodybuilder.

- I never got that.
- Oh, my God.

French toast and the whipped
cream can go to the table now.

- Okay.
- Bacon's ready to roll.

I just have to finish
up these pancakes.

Just because they can ruin it,

that means I need
to eat it?

Yeah.

Maple here.
What was that?

Okay.

Rachel's having one last
time to be a little bitch.

- Chef, I'm not going to lie.
- It is good.

I'm just going to put
a little dab to this.

Ross, Ross, Lee.

Go ahead, Captain.

Let's get out of here.

Just to let you know,

we're going to be
picking up anchor.

Let's go, my love.

Do you want us to start pulling?

Absolutely.

Five shackles
at the waterline.

- Straight up and down.
- Up and down.

When I first came to St. David,

I literally never expected to be
hauling up the anchor by myself.

So it's red, yellow,
blue, white.

Rub your balls with grease.

Oh, rub.
Red, yellow, blue.

I definitely see myself
in the future

being a bosun, you know, on a


People say I'm bossy,

but it's really that
determined personality

to get the job done.

- Anchor in the pocket.
- Copy that.

We're out of here.

Good job, Katie.

- Did you have fun?
- Absolutely.

So beautiful here.

Let's definitely do this
at least twice a year.

Twice a year?

Yeah, maybe more.

[laughing]

All right, Ben, let's do it.

Yeah, we got it.

When you're coming to the dock,

it's kind of a
bittersweet moment.

It's your last docking.

Sure as hell don't
want to [bleep] that up.

Captain, foredeck.

Edge of the entrance
of the channel.

What the [bleep] is he doing?

God damn it.

...port side.

You want to look good.
You want your crew to look good.

I want you to see it,

but this is going to become
a bit of a dangerous...

- No problem.
- Thank you.

I just don't want anyone
to get hurt.

Stern, clear of the channel.
Stern, clear of the channel.

If they're doing their job,
then it's up to me.

I have to do my job.

- Oh, it's a windy one.
- Mm-hmm.

Stern coming in line with
the end of the t-dock.

When you do it and you've
done it successfully,

I get a rush from it.

Okay, mate. The first one's
just going to go up there.

Thank you.

Beautiful.

- Ah, sh...
- God damn it.

Oh, for Christ's sake.

What the [bleep]?

God damn idiot.

The wind is just screaming.

But that first throw,

that was as useful as a
screen door and a submarine.

Mate, here we go.

Thank you.

To Ben's credit,
he retrieved it quickly

and nailed the second throw,
so no harm, no foul.

And on.

Good job, guys.
Lock everything off.

All right.
That's good.

Oh, that's a motley crew.

But I love you.

Didn't know what to expect
when we got on the boat,

but you guys sure made
it a great time.

Thank you so much.

It was such a pleasure.

Thank you.

Pleasure is mine.

- Captain Lee.
- Yes, sir.

What I would say is that
we came from a place

of working our tails off
to get somewhere in life.

You know, we see that work ethic
out of everybody here.

We really appreciate it,

and hopefully this will be

a little extra smile
to your face.

- Thank you, sir.
- We really enjoyed ourselves.

- Thank you.
- Cheers.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye, guys.

We'll have a meeting shortly.

Relax a little bit.

[cheering]

Good job, everybody.
Thank you so very much.

- Awesome.
- Thank you.

Well done.

- Yeah, guys.
- Finished.

Well done.

[phone rings]

Bro.

Yeah.

Attention, all crew.
Attention, all crew.

I need everybody in
the Sky Lounge. ASAP.

Copy.

- Hey!
- What's up, guys?

Well done, guys.

Just a really, really
cohesive unit.

It meant the world to me.

It makes my life
a whole lot easier.

And when I'm happy,
everybody's happy, right?

[laughing]

So let's get down to some money.

This is the most money,

collectively, as a group
I've ever seen.

You guys split up $222,300.

$17,000 per person.

Yeah, guys.

Damn near a quarter
of a million.

And this crew is truly exceptional.

You don't walk away with a
quarter of a million dollars

because people like the way you
put on your socks that morning.

They earned all of it.

And this tip came in at $20,000.

So that's $1,500 per
person, even money.

- Not too bad.
- No.

Oh, my God.

- So you.....ing nailed it.
- Thanks, cap.

Go out tonight and
have some fun.

Don't embarrass yourself
and don't embarrass the boat.

[laughing]

- Yes, guys.
- Good job.

[phone rings]

Hello.

We just dropped off
our very last charter.

Um...
Hello.

Okay. Thanks.
Love you, too.

When my mom says
your gran's here,

I think it was a good indication

to not do this over
the phone with those words.

You know, everything's
going to be okay.

It's such a relief.

So this is good.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Well, that was a good sign.

I don't need those
- ing radios anymore.

Where is there a.....ing
shoehorn when you need one?

Let me see.

Oh, that's cute.
I like that.

It's so lovely.

- Can we hurry up?
- Okay.

So what's going on?
Let's talk about Leigh-Ann.

Whoo!

Yeah.

And I hate to say this,

but I think you're far more
compatible with her

than you are with Camille.

Looking back,
you might think [bleep],

I should have taken...

My opportunities
which I had.

Yeah.

Why?

We're leaving.
Let's go.

Come on, guys.

[shouting]

You are not basic,
you stunning human being.

Ross, no sex in
the car, please.

Play a little game called
let's not stick it in the hole.

Are we just going to forget
about each other?

Is this going to just be like,
fart in the wind?

You're going to have sex?

- What was that?
- Yes.

Who said that?
Because it wasn't.....ing me.

Oh, yeah!

Pretty!

This is so awesome.

- Oh, my God!
- This is cute.

- Wow.
- I love this.

This is beautiful.

- Do you like it?
- End of the season.

Remember how awkward we
all were, kind of, at first?

- Thank you.
- Oh, my God, what is that?

Why is everyone trying
to feed us tequila?

I would really love it if
everyone could stand for this.

Thank you very much, everyone.

Love you, guys.
Love you, guys.

Cheers for Trent
and Lord Troy.

Oh, this is surf and turf.

- It looks very nice.
- Bon appetit.

Thank you.
You, too.

Oh, my God.

- Delicious?
- Oh.

Wait, how many charters did
you and Ross hit it off?

Right off the bat?

The moment that she saw Ross,
she was like, ai, ai!

- Yeah, he's right.
- My name is Ka-a-a-tie!

- Did you call your mum?
- I did.

I told her, I was like,
sooner than later,

we need to have a
serious conversation.

She's like, I'll love
you no matter what.

And that was really
good to hear.

- That's a lovely thing to hear.
- Yeah.

How much better does
that make you feel?

It makes me feel a lot better.

Yeah, that's really sweet.

It's hard to, like, hear
my own voice from my head.

I must say, that
does feel good.

- Let's see what happens.
- Yeah?

- Drink it now.
- No.

- Have it.
- Drink it!

You're only part of
the family now. Yay!

- All the way!
- Yes!

- Are we going?
- Let's go.

- Let's go!
- Yay!

Eh-hh-hh!

Oh, my God.
I'm obsessed.

All right, we're out.
We out.

- Ah!
- Ah!

Thank you, sir.

Ah!

Are you all going to
have sex tonight?

- Never.
- You're going to have sex.

Never.

Guys, who's having
sex in the hallway?

Where is everyone?

[groans]

- Somebody's d*ck was on there.
- Give me that now!

Hello, I'm here.

Give it up!

Ah!

Are you going to fall
asleep with me?

Mm-hmm.

The power of Christ compels you!

All right, go to bed, lovies.

Me, myself, and I.

I just want to go to bed.

Sorry.

Part of me is just like,
you know what?

Live in the moment.

You haven't got an official
status or title with Camille.

Why don't you just
see what happens?

Because this is where
it's going to happen

if anything's going to happen.

[kissing]

[rooster crows]

[groans]

- Good morning.
- Good morning, sweetie.

- How are you?
- Good.

- How was last night?
- It was a good ending.

- Hello, darling.
- So how was last night, huh?

I didn't have sex with
Leigh-Ann

because my heart lies
somewhere else.

It was tough

because he did speak
a lot about Camille.

Even though we're
not together,

I wanna be loyal to Camille
and see how we go.

It.....ing sucks.

'Cause I do like him a lot.

You know, sharing a couple
of kisses, but...

Guys.

I know, this is so sad.

- What the [bleep]?
- I know.

I'm done.

I just want to go home
really bad right now.

Woo!

All right, I think
it's mimosa time.

My bag is closed.

God, this bag's gonna break.

- We did.
- Hmm.

You think you're gonna
go off into yachting?

More like expedition
and sailing.

Something a little bit more
wild, a bit more free.

Yeah, yeah.

But anyway, I appreciate you.

Yeah, man.

It's all right.
I wish you all the best.

- Where you going?
- Same for you, man.

Yeah.

I was very challenged
during the entire season.

- You going?
- Yep.

And I'm very proud of myself

because I learned to get
myself out of my own cocoon.

It was.....ing real.

I learned to let myself
go a little bit more.

And I'm very grateful for it.
Wakata!

Oh, it's a shame to see
you go, old friend.

But we make new
friends all the time.

I thought maybe behind the door,

he was gonna open up differently.

And he did feed me flirting
and kissing and touching.

And that got me excited.

And coming out from last night,

I'd like to know
where his mind's at

and where he's sitting.

That's just where my heart goes,
and I'm going to follow that.

Sorry about everything
that's happened.

[sighs]

There's this person
right in front of me

that is just so
- ing incredible.

He's just like everything
a girl looks for.

And he's just not available.

Honestly, last night
was a massive temptation.

Yeah, I guess
I just gave in.

But I'm staying
true to my heart

because I'm a bloody
hopeless romantic like that.

And yeah, I'm going
for Camille.

Thank you.

- Love you girls.
- You're awesome.

- Thank you.
- And super amazing.

So, you guys are a
bunch of legends.

Going from here, I want
to go back home,

have some fun, spend
time with my brothers,

and then back to reality
of being a Chief Stew.

Work hard, play hard.

- We love you!
- Bye.

I don't know how
to feel about today.

To be honest.

- Rachel.
- You're leaving.

Aw.

I'm gonna miss you.

I definitely wish I was
on the boat longer.

Tyler.
Best roomie ever.

It's a special
bunch of people,

so hopefully we will
be friends after.

As soon as I step off the boat,

I'm thinking like mom and dad,
I'm coming for you.

- Bye, guys.
- Bye.

We've got a lot to talk about,

and there's definitely
going to be tears shed.

They're hopefully going
to be happy tears.

Aw, darling.

You've been my rock this season,

and you are a
phenomenal human being,

and I will have you
on any boat any day.

Darling.
I'm crying.

- I love you so much.
- I love you so much.

- I really do.
- I really do.

You'll never know how
much you helped me.

I accomplished something
I wasn't sure

if I could do.

To work my ass off,
but with a smile on my face.

And to be the glue
to this family...

So I feel incredibly proud.

- Bye, guys.
- I love you.

Catch you on the flip side.

First thing I'm going
to do when I get home

is lay all of my tip
money on my bed,

strip off naked,

and have a lot of sex
with my boyfriend.

Sorry, Dad.

[laughs]

Thanks, Cap.
I appreciate everything.

It's my pleasure having
you on board.

Thanks again, mate.
I'll see you again soon.

- Appreciate it.
- You bet, buddy.

What's next for me?

I'm catching up with
Camille for 10 days

in the Dominican Republic.

I'm going to have to
tell about Leigh-Ann.

I do feel a little bit guilty,

but I really like Camille,

and I want to know
where this is going.

And I'm hoping we can have the
are we exclusive conversation.

I can't wait to see that.

I'm full on for Camille.

Head over heels, honestly.

[bleep], Ben.
It's so embarrassing.

Jesus Christ, Ben.

I thought I traveled heavily.

These preference sheets.

- Captain.
- Katie.

I love working
under you, and...

Well, thank you.

Learning a bunch,
and it's been awesome.

You did yourself proud
this year.

Thank you.

I would sum up my experience
as one hell of a.....ing ride,

and I.....ing loved
every second of it.

- Baby.
- Babe.

I'll come and see you. Surely.

In a perfect, absolute world,

I definitely could see myself
pursuing something with Ross,

but I see the
[bleep] boy side of him,

and he doesn't really
have that commitment

to be a successful boyfriend.

It is how it is.

We had fun.

Miami out.

How are you doing, pal?

Well, thank you.

I just wanted to say it's
been a real pleasure

having you on
board this year.

Your leadership, I thought,
was quite remarkable.

Where's the next stop
for you?

Probably a two-week party
in Fort Lauderdale.

I know you'll be
in Florida, too.

- Yes, I will.
- I'll see you there.

- Take care, buddy.
- Cheers.

What's happening next?

I'm going to leave the boat.

All right.

I have real
emotion with Katie.

We'll see what happens,
but I'm realistic,

and I know that we're
living two separate lives.

But, yeah, it would be nice
at some point to settle down

and have some kids
and five wives.

I'm not trying to rush it.

I'll go out there and
I'll live my life

to the fullest beforehand.

I guess we'll let fate
decide that one.

You're only going to
get stronger and better.

This is definitely not one of
my most successful seasons.

It's no longer fun anymore.

Where's my girl?

Yes, this is my life passion,
but at the same time, too,

I'm too old for this sh...

Always, always a pleasure.

I'm glad you came back to me.

Of course.

I wouldn't leave you hanging.

Not for too long.

- I'm going to miss you, kid.
- I'm going to miss you, too.

Thank you so much.

You be careful out
there, all right?

I just think I need a.....ing
break or something, you know?

I'm basically going to
leave yachting

until I get completely
bored and landlocked.

But until then, bye.

Love you, Mama Rach.

Bye, little boat bear.

- Mr. Olander.
- Hello, Captain.

The pressure has been lifted.

It has.

I really hope that
I've made you proud.

It's all I wanted.

No, you've done
an outstanding job.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, buddy.

Absolute pleasure.

You take care of yourself
out there, all right?

I know he had to dig deep
a couple of times.

I know he had
big shoes to fill.

I think he did so admirably.

Stepped up to the plate
and knocked it out of the park.

It's been a rocky road, to say
the least, but we've all come,

I've come quite far,
and I've learned a lot,

and we've got a really
good happy ending.

[laughing]

Not with anyone
on board, though.

I really hate to say goodbye
to any of this crew.

I would stack them
up against anyone.

I really would.

Going on 40 years,
I've been a yacht captain.

Have I seen a lot of crazy sh...?

Is a 40-pound rabbit fat?

Yeah.

Get it on him!

- She's gonna jump.
- Yeah, she's jumping.

I would call that an exodus.

[bleep]. [bleep].

Sh...

- Man overboard.
- What?

I need to get this line here.

Cap, no, no, no, no, no.

I got this, Jesus Christ.

Have I been in
situations that I didn't think

I was gonna make it through?

Oh, yeah.

Our last two groups of charter
people have canceled.

So, effectively,
our season just ended.

- Holy sh...
- What?

That's insane.

Deciding to become
a yacht captain

has been the best decision
I've ever made in my life.

I have never, ever
had a chief stew walk down

the dock looking like you look.

It's not the first time
I've heard that.

Hey, Kate, you still look like
the guest, not the chief stew.

Aw, thank you.

- [horn honks]
- Oh, Jesus.

Whoo!

[shouting]

You made some
real progress this year.

I guess you might as well have
the stripes to go with it.

That's the second pair of
stripes to give me,

I appreciate you, buddy.

Life's pretty good, huh?

I made a promise
that I would come back.

That's a promise I delivered.

I want people to look at the job
that I've done and go...

He set the bar high
and he kept it high.

g*dd*mn, what a ride.

I don't know what's going
to happen in the future,

but the ocean's always
going to be part of me.