05x08 - She's Your Problem Too

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Selling Sunset". Aired: March 21, 2019 – present.*
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Revolves around the Oppenheim Group, a high-end real estate brokerage firm in the Los Angeles area (with offices in West Hollywood and Newport Beach), and follows a group of agents as they navigate their personal and professional lives.
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05x08 - She's Your Problem Too

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[phone rings]

[Jason] Did you guys see
I got Chrishell a ring?

[mysterious music plays]

-What?
-[Amanza] What?

-What do you mean? The Ring app?
-You are so…

I was just making a joke.

-[Heather] This?
-[Jason] Yeah.

[Heather] It's gorgeous,
but don't get me excited.

-You know what you're doing.
-[Jason] Okay.

Now you're sleeping on the couch tonight.
[laughs]

I was like, "This has to be a setup."

Please tell me this time before I have
to find out any news through social media.

[Maya] Like we didn't find
your news through social media?

Ouch.

Well, Nick and I celebrated
our one-year cyb-versary the other day.

When you first started talking.

The other day and we were
running through the messages

and how we started,
like, flirting with each other and--

Oh you're so cute.

I just… You know, it's crazy because
we've been almost nine months together,

and I just know it's gonna work.

[Emma] Do you think he'll propose soon?

I don't know. [laughs]

-Where's Chelsea? Is she coming?
-Yeah. She said she'll come in today.

Cool. So, where is she gonna sit?

That's a great question.

[anxious music plays]

[Maya] Anyone? [chuckles]

[Heather] Well,
'cause also Amanza's not here, so…

[Chrishell] I know. We'll all shift.

Well, what do you think, Mary?

I think you guys can play musical chairs.
You guys can do whatever you want--

[Jason] I look forward to this.

-If you wanna take mine, whatever.
-Do you wanna move?

-You want this one or this?
-Yours. Yeah.

[Chrishell] I'll go there,
and you need to go… Okay.

-I'll take yours.
-Okay.

[Emma] Musical desks!

-[Maya] Flexible. I'm in and out anyways.
-What if I don't like it up there?

[Chrishell] You'll be by me.

-True. Okay.
-[Emma] And me!

-A nice little sandwich going on.
-[Heather] I'll see the vibe.

What do we think?

-Do we like it?
-[Emma] Hello! I mean, I like it.

-How does this feel? How does this feel?
-Yay.

-[Mary] I love it.
-Well, Mary?

[Mary] I like it.

I don't know why these b*tches
are so obsessed with their desks

and where they sit.

What is this, fourth grade?

Actually, yeah, it is.
'Cause these b*tches are so petty.

[sighs]

-[Heather] Do you like it?
-Movin' on up!

Chrishell almost has to be there
'cause she's like the first lady.

-[Heather] That's true.
-[laughs]

[pop-rock music plays]

♪ I like the game ♪

♪ Game, the game ♪

♪ I like the games
I like the games you play ♪

♪ I like the games ♪

♪ I like the games
I like the games you play ♪

Hi, everyone.

-[Chrishell] Hello.
-[Chelsea] Hi, ladies!

Hello, babe!

Look at you! Comin' all fabulous!

You know, I had to keep up
with you gorgeous ladies.

[Heather] Pretty.

So, where's my desk?

Um…

[Maya] I think it's great that
Chelsea's joining the O Group.

She's definitely demanding.

I mean, wow.
That was like, "Where is my desk?"

No, I gotta do it with a British accent.

"Where is my desk?"

"All right, ladies, I want my desk.
Is it in the front? Where is it, my desk?"

[chuckles] I'm terrible with accents.

I tell you what, I'm anyway
about to bounce to Miami soon.

So, I'm happy to give you my desk,
and I'm gonna take Davina's desk.

[Davina] My old desk?

-Really?
-[Maya] Yes.

-So kind of you.
-[Heather] Maya's sweet.

It gave me good luck, you know?

-Yeah.
-[Christine] How are you?

-Nice!
-Oh sh*t. Okay, the water.

[Chelsea] I'll get that.

I think she is going to be just fine here.

So, Chelsea, you can have my desk, enjoy.

Someone needs to sit next to Christine's.

So, I only went and forgot
my laptop on my first day.

-[Christine] It's all right.
-Very professional of me.

What's going on?
Who's got listings right now?

-Everyone?
-[Heather] I closed on one on Alta Mesa.

[Chelsea] What was the price on that?

-[Heather] We closed at 2.175.
-[Chelsea] Okay.

[Heather] I represented the seller,

and he's my client that
I showed Franklin, where I first met you.

I have a lease for 35,000.

-In Beverly Hills.
-[Chelsea] A $35,000 lease?

-[Davina] Yeah.
-Adnan's property?

Yeah.

[Heather] And Chrishell,
you have a ton of action right now.

I know. I have one that's going up
this weekend in The Valley.

It's gonna be around two.

I have another one downtown
that sits around two,

and then I have that buyer
that's around nine. So, I'm a little--

[Heather] Wow.

[Chelsea] I have some, actually,
exciting business in the works.

I actually do have a really big client
on the West Side that's building homes.

Kind of like your style homes,
like, 40, 50 million.

Jason, did you hear that?

So, let me know if you guys have
somebody that's looking in this area.

I think Chelsea came in g*ns blazing.

She's ready to work.

She's bringing a lot to the table,
and I'm here for it.

I feel so grateful being here.

Honestly, you guys
have welcomed me so graciously.

Happy to have you, babe.

[Chelsea] Thank you.

On that note, I want to invite you to,

I guess you could say,
a party or a gathering,

just something to celebrate
meeting you ladies.

I want you guys to get to know me
on a more personal note.

-Yeah.
-So I'll do it this Friday.

-Okay.
-I'll send the details.

If you guys can make it, it'd be great.
If you can't, you'll just miss out.

[laughs]

-All right. ladies.
-[Christine] Sounds good, babe.

Let's get to work!

Good job, bitch. I'm proud of you.

Love you.

["Watch Me While I Work"
by Photronique plays]

♪ I'm not the type
To break up with my kidney ♪

♪ So watch me while I work ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪

♪ So watch me while I work ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪

♪ You better watch me ♪

-Baby.
-Look at who showed up.

You ready to train?

Uh, no.

That's bullshit.

[Mary laughs]

-How are you?
-How's it going? Mwah!

Coming to my crib?

Coming to watch the g*n show?

-Boom.
-[laughs] How much longer do you have?

-Not much. What's up?
-Really?

Just, um… I was just out
looking at houses and stuff today and…

You have something to say.

-[laughs]
-What? No, why would--

You have, like, a big smile on your face.

I wanna show you something.

Um, I might have done something--

That's f*cked up.

-No, it's not.
-What did you do?

-It's not. I promise. It's exciting.
-Yeah.

So, I went and I saw a couple homes today,

and I fell in love with one of them.

Uh-huh?

Um, I… I put an offer in on it.

What?

[sniffles]

But don't you think
you should've talked to me about it?

Ideally, yes, but it's better to ask
for forgiveness than for permission.

Is that what--
Is that what that saying is?

Did you… You don't
make better your case right here.

But I think it would be
a really good investment.

I mean, land values
are going up like crazy,

four bedrooms, three baths.

-About 3,000 square feet, but it's amaze--
-How much?

Two-point-one.

That's… That's quite a bit of money, huh?

And you'll see why.
When you see it, it's, like-- It's epic.

I'm not saying it's a bad house.
I trust you on this.

In this market,
you have to move really fast.

I tell my clients this all the time.

Like, if someone puts in a cash offer--

So, every single time you're gonna make
an offer without telling me?

-No.
-That's my point.

You should at least get the time
to talk to me before putting an offer.

That's it.

[Mary] I know what I'm doing.

And I know that this house
is worth the offer I put in on it.

I know what Romain and I want,
what we need, and this house is it.

So, I'm a little frustrated,

because if it were my client,
I would tell them,

"Don't mess around.
Get an offer in. Like, today."

[Romain] It's all about communication.

I don't want to have miscommunication
for work and this partnership,

you know, for flipping houses.

And then after it comes in between of us,
you know, at home.

-You're right. I mean--
-It's like, work as a team.

If not, no partnership.

I get your point.

And I'm sorry.

-I still want you to see the house--
-Yeah. I hope I get…

-[laughs]
-Do I get-- Do I get to see it at least?

[Mary laughs]

You're gonna love it. Don't you worry.

"Don't you worry." Just go. Go.

[laughs]

-Just--
-I love you.

I love you.

[cheerful pop music plays]

♪ I'm done waiting ♪

♪ I can't stand it ♪

♪ I look good in front of trouble ♪

[Jason] I'll have a sip of your wine.

Please.

Take it. Take a deep sip.

Christine seemed to behave herself today.

Is that your way of saying
you're not gonna talk to her

about saying I'm only getting listings
because I'm f*cking the boss?

[dog whimpers]

-I mean, this is ridiculous.
-[Jason sighs]

It's so hard to bite my tongue on this,

because she openly doesn't work,

she, you know, says very openly
that she married for money.

If she put half the effort that
she puts into tearing other people down,

she would be far more successful.

She wouldn't have to marry for money.

Stop trying to take people down.

I mean, I feel like we've had this
conversation so many times at this point.

But this time, I feel like it actually
affects you and the brokerage--

It doesn't bother me what is said
about me or the brokerage so much, but--

But it should because it's been--

But regardless, I mean,
it's hard enough for you, I'm sure,

with us together,

but the idea that she'd use that

to cut you down
and take away your success.

Of course. She saw it as an opening
as soon as we announced our relationship.

I mean, you're probably also the most
successful agent this year on your own,

and it's got nothing to do with me.

-It's inexcusable.
-That's what's frustrating.

It's the time in which
I've never been prouder,

and I'm so excited about everything.

And then she just wants
to go out and make comments about…

-Yeah.
-…it being because of that.

-Sorry you have to deal with that.
-[whimpers]

Well, I feel like
you have to deal with it too.

-I do. No. Well…
-It's not just me. You know?

Everyone has been
affected by her at this point.

I… I hear you, and there's been
a lot that she's done,

and I'm-- and I'm sorry because I…

I am loyal.

But she's not loyal to you.

I think that the line for me

is if she does anything
that affects the business.

But, you know…

I mean, listen, I never want
to put you in a position

where I'm telling you
how to run your business.

All I'm saying is
that you need to take a hard look

at the fact that this affects you,
and it affects the brokerage.

At some point, you have to wonder,
you know, when is enough enough?

[sighs]

[rhythmic pop music plays]

♪ It's a game changer ♪

[music fades]

["Just Watch" by MIZZI plays]

♪ We got that wild side ♪

♪ We'll take you on a ride ♪

♪ Just go and live your life ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪

♪ Any time, any place ♪

♪ Anywhere, any way ♪

♪ Go ahead and do your thing ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪

♪ Well, let's go, let's get it done ♪

♪ We got everything you want ♪

♪ Follow me, you're feelin' free ♪

♪ Like three, two, one ♪

-Hello. How are you? Chelsea Lazkani.
-Hi. How are you? Stacy.

-This is Nicole. Welcome.
-Hi. Nicole. Nice to meet you.

-Look at this gorgeous house.
-I know, isn't it?

[Chelsea] You kidding?

[Stacy] It's brand-new construction.

The square footage is
around 8,400 square feet.

It's nine million, 499.

You have an amazing view,
open floor plan here.

So what's great about this
is you have the formal here

-and the entertainment living room here.
-[Chelsea] Wow.

And then you still have this
incredible space for entertaining as well.

[Chelsea] A proper entertainer's home.
Look at this area.

[Stacy] Right?

[Chelsea] My client is gonna eat this up.

I'm bringing my fabulous long-time friend

and client Ellie
to view this house in the Palisades.

Her family own the Skechers shoe empire,

and she's actually built
a pretty impressive business herself

of buying and selling real estate.

She has an extensive
real-estate portfolio.

-Look at this! Hi, ladies.
-[Stacy] Hi, how are you?

[Chelsea] My client Ellie.

-Hi, darling. How are ya?
-Hi, darling. I'm great.

-Fantastic.
-I'm Stacy.

-[Ellie] Stacy. Nice to meet you.
-This is Nicole.

[Ellie] Nice to meet you.

-[Chelsea] Take a look at this property.
-Wow.

-[Stacy] Right? Great space.
-[Ellie] I like the pool.

What's all this over here?

[Stacy] So, that's gonna be a park,
Potrero Park,

and there's gonna be
lots of greenery, tennis courts.

[Ellie] Look, the ocean!

-Ocean view. Right here!
-[Ellie] Or "the sea," as I call it.

-I've never been to The Palisades.
-Yeah.

-[Stacy] Wow!
-When I was driving here, I was like,

"Whoa, this is another world."

-"I'm not used to this."
-The crème de la crème, isn't it?

It is the crème de la crème.
Lots of great shopping.

-I love shopping.
-[Stacy] Lots of great restaurants.

It's also a very quiet area
and very quiet neighborhood.

You're close enough to all the stores,

but you're far away from it
where you still have privacy.

I don't like that,
that it's a quiet neighborhood.

I'm looking at it like,
"This would be a great shag pad,"

-and inviting neighbors!
-[Stacy] That too!

[Chelsea] I am obsessed!

Like, shag your husband!

Or someone else.

[laughs] You see why I love her?

Ellie and I met years ago
at a house party in Manhattan Beach.

We clicked instantly,
because she's 100% about her business

and 100% wild, just like me.

-Ellie, let's take a look at the house.
-Okay, nice.

If you have questions,
we're here to answer anything you need.

["Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"
by Shadow Island plays]

♪ Ooh, can't get enough of… ♪

[Chelsea] So, this is the main
living-entertaining space.

[Ellie] Yeah. I like it.

Back here, this public park,

it's actually estimated
to be done, um, 2023.

It's gonna be absolutely stunning.

You're basically getting
pre-construction prices.

You can pick it up
for nine and a half million,

but when it's done,
it's gonna be worth, like, 14.

You're not going to get
another parcel of property

-on this strip with access to this area.
-Right.

So it's actually wonderful
because it's gonna help the value.

♪ There ain't no stoppin' when I go ♪

♪ Up in that skylight let it show… ♪

I do like these fixtures.

[Chelsea] Everything is top-notch.

[Ellie] It's not like
I do a lot of cooking.

We'll have a chef. A chef needs a kitchen.

What'd you think of this island?

Perfect. Bent over like that.

Or up like that.

[both laugh]

Excellent. That passes the test.

Okay, great. So, we're sold.

-Since we've already used it now.
-Sold.

Okay, should we take
a look at the upstairs?

♪ You ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ You better get better set ♪

♪ You ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ You ain't seen nothing yet ♪

[Ellie] Ooh… Wow.

-So, this house is an entertainer's home…
-Gorgeous.

-It sure is.
-…on every single level.

-Yes.
-The basement has a wine cellar…

-[Ellie] Oh wow.
-…a pool table,

-and a movie theater.
-[Ellie] Love it.

This is the house for you.

I know it's not exactly
what you were looking for.

But it's an incredible opportunity.
So, you want to make an offer?

Well, when I look at this
and the construction, I'm like,

"Bloody hell. Do I really want
to wake up to this construction?"

Not really.

I'm gonna be livin' in a house where
there's constant construction every day.

Ellie is a really dear friend of mine,
so I would never lead her astray.

The key to being a really great agent
is seeing the house's potential

and then allowing your client
to visualize where this house could be.

She could ultimately buy this house,
rent it while it's in construction,

and then figure out
what she wants to do with it later.

To be honest with you, you got
to put your vision goggles on, don't you?

You've got to say, "Am I buying
this house for now or am I buying it…"

-For the future.
-"…for the future?"

This could also double
as a beautiful family home.

The Palisades has one of the best
school districts in Los Angeles.

So, I know that you're never going
to be short of finding tenants here.

[Ellie] Um…

Yeah, okay. It's a gorgeous house,
and I can see the potential,

and my first intention was just to buy
something, you know, to escape my bubble.

-Yeah.
-But--

And this would just be good for me
to raise my portfolio in other areas.

And then also, I need to do comps.

-Like I said, if I rent it out--
-I'll do all of that for you.

I'll send you the comps.
I'll send you what's recently sold,

and then I'll send you the rent prices…

-Yeah. Sounds good.
-…and let's regroup in a couple hours.

And I'll let the listing agent know that,
you know, we're thinking about it.

-Let her sweat a little bit.
-And I can move fast.

I can have a quick escrow.

-Yeah, yeah, of course.
-So…

-Thank you, my love.
-You're so welcome.

-You coming to my party on Sunday?
-I'll be there, you know!

["Do What I Want"
by Saint Cardinal feat. Trella plays]

♪ Care if you like it ♪

[phone rings]

[Chrishell] I love when
a client gives you, like, a budget,

and then they start sending you listings
that are way above what they said.

All the time.
They send listings they see online,

but sometimes it's either pending or sold,

or completely different than
what they told you they are looking for.

Originally, we were going up to four,
then we creeped to five,

and then he just sent me one,
it's asking five-four-four-three.

I'm like, "Wait, is that the budget,

'cause I can send you
better listings than I sent you."

That's the thing. In this market,
he thinks he can get it for five,

but if they're asking five-four,
they might get five-five.

-Right.
-It is hot right now.

[Maya] The buyers need to be realistic.

[Heather] And who's this?

-[Maya] Is this the delivery guy?
-[yelps] That's my boyfriend!

Is that your boyfriend?

-Hey!
-[Vanessa] Hello, mi amor!

You all right? Mm…

Get a room!

[all laugh]

Hi, everyone.

-Hi!
-Hello!

We have heard so much about you.

I've heard so much about you guys as well.

-I'm her favorite.
-Go for it. Try.

She spoke so highly of you all. Honestly.

-What's your name?
-Nick.

[all] Nick.

The love of my life.
You can call him the love of my life.

[Vanessa laughs]

-You look lovely.
-Thank you, mi amor.

-Where are you from?
-[Nick] England.

If you couldn't tell.

Sometimes when I'm in America
and people ask where I'm from,

I become, like, the Queen.
I start speaking really English.

[all laugh]

My mix now with my accent with Vanessa

is, like, half-Mexican, half-English,
half-American.

-[Chrishell] Oh my gosh!
-[all laugh]

I started falling in love
with him, like, so fast.

-[Chrishell] Aw…
-And I'm like this when I'm in love.

I don't have eyes for anything or anyone.

[mouthing] Me too.

It was an absolute pleasure
to meet you all.

When are you coming back?

Honestly, right now,
I don't know when I'm going to be back.

It could be two weeks.
It could be two months out.

-We just don't know.
-Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

-Maybe this will be good.
-I don't know if you can make them fonder.

[Emma] You're so in love.

-Please look after her.
-[Heather] We will.

-Appreciate it. Lovely to meet you.
-[Davina] Nice to meet you.

-[Emma] Nice meeting you.
-See you soon.

-Take care.
-Stay safe.

-See you later.
-Safe travel.

Bye.

[Nick] I need to talk
to you about something.

-Yeah?
-[Nick] And I know you're super concerned

about how long I'm gonna be gone.

And I know we've talked about, um…

[inhales deeply] …being away
from each other.

This is so difficult for me
because I don't want to leave. Okay?

I don't want you to leave either.

[sniffles]

-[Nick] I just wanted to give you this.
-[Vanessa] Mm. Oh…

[both chuckle]

-And I want you to wear it.
-[Heather gasps] What is it?

Oh, babe. [laughs]

What?

-[Nick] I love you so much.
-What?

-[Nick] Okay?
-So beautiful.

Here we go, baby.

-[Maya] Is he proposing?
-[Heather] Maya. Shh!

-[Nick] I'm shaking.
-Ah…

-[both chuckling]
-[Vanessa] I feel like I'm in a dream.

[repeating] Did he?

[Nick] So, this represents
my promise to you.

-Okay?
-[Vanessa] Okay.

-A promise or engagement ring?
-A promise ring.

I love you so much.

[Vanessa] I love you so much. I'm shaking.

[Nick] Me too. [laughs]

-I love you.
-[Vanessa] I love you more.

-[Heather] Well?
-Wait, wait.

Oh, I'm sorry.

-[kisses] Te amo, baby. And your coffee.
-[Vanessa] Te amo. Te amo.

Bye, girls!

[excited chatter]

-[Chrishell] What happened?
-I'll leave you to it.

-Was that… Wait.
-[Nick] I'll see you all soon.

-[Mary] What?
-Bye!

[indistinct chatter]

Did he propose to you?

No. It's just a promise ring.

-[all] Aw…
-Oh my God!

-Oh my God!
-Honey!

I love love. You know I love love.

He gave her a promise ring.

Oh! It's so cute.

Oh my God.
All of us just freaked out so bad.

We're like, "What is going on?"

I was like,
"This is the time to take the ring out."

-[Vanessa] What! [laughs]
-I was joking.

I don't know. There is a lot of ring talk
going on in the office right now.

I'm just saying.

Jason?

How are you feeling?

Oh… It's just, like, so beautiful.

Like, I've never thought
I could feel like this ever.

Well, I guess we know,
after your wedding, what to celebrate.

♪ Vanessa! ♪

I'm gonna throw the bouquet to her.

-What about me? I wanna get married.
-I'll throw it to all the girls.

Can you just have a few?

I have really long arms, Vanessa.

-Yeah! Hello!
-It's on.

[upbeat pop music plays]

♪ It's a really good day to be alive ♪

♪ Can I find a way? ♪

♪ It's a really good day to be alive ♪

♪ Oh, the sky is blue ♪

♪ Takin' in the view ♪

♪ And I know I can say ♪

♪ It's a really good day to be alive ♪

-Oh my…
-Oh my gosh!

-Hi!
-Hi, fabulous!

-Welcome to my soiree.
-[giggles]

-You look amazing. Mwah!
-Thank you. Glad you could make it.

-Like the British.
-Double. Mwah!

Wave.

Like the British.

I love this.

-Say hi. Hi!
-Hi!

You've been practicing. Yes.

I'm excited you threw this party.
It's gonna be really fun.

I'm also excited Chrishell's
not gonna be here.

So, we have a good time
just to have one-on-ones with the girls

and see how the dynamic really is
when the dictator's not here.

[laughs]

["Do Yea Do" by I Am ORFA plays]

-Can't wait for tea. [laughs]
-I know.

♪ Any way ♪

♪ Any way you choose ♪

-[Vanessa] Hi! How are you?
-[Christine] Oh my God! Hi!

-[Chelsea] Hi, ladies! You look wonderful!
-You too!

-Hi, love!
-[both] Mwah! Mwah!

-Hello.
-[Christine] Oh hi! Amanza!

Oh, look who has arrived!

[Vanessa] Hi, gorgeous!

[Emma] You guys look so cute!

-Mwah!
-[Amanza] Emma, you look like a snacc.

-[Chelsea] Okay. Grab something to drink.
-[Emma] I will!

-Heather.
-Champagne, thanks, love.

Where should everyone sit?

[Chelsea] So, wait. We've got Amanza's…
Here and here.

-Is this a champagne party or a tea party?
-[all laugh]

Right? Exactly.

-[Chelsea] You know what?
-Trying to get the tea with the champagne.

[Emma laughs]

You know, I just brought out champagne

because I really want
the tea to be with what we say.

-[Vanessa laughs] I love it.
-[Chelsea] Ladies, lunch is served.

[Heather] I really wanna get
to know Chelsea,

but I feel like Christine has kind of put
some toxic, negative energy into…

into her about all of us girls.

So, you know,
I don't know how it's gonna go.

How'd you meet your boyfriend?

-Through an app.
-What app?

-Raya.
-[Chelsea] What kind of app is that?

It's like a dating, networking--

It's not like "establishedmen.com,"
where you got all these sugar daddies?

-It's not only for dating.
-That where you went?

[awkward music plays]

But, you know, uh, I mean,
obviously, he travels a lot for work,

you know, back and forth,
but it's been amazing.

You manifested it.

I did! I manifested him!

I love that! I manifested
the sh*t out of my husband.

-[Christine] Manifest me, ho bag?
-I did, bitch!

I did too! You know what?

I said, "Girls in the office
are so shitty, I want good friends."

-[Chelsea] No. I didn't even--
-Okay.

I didn't even manifest you.
I was like, "I know."

-Well, uh, cheers to that.
-Cheers, love.

[dramatic music plays]

Even if she's trying to be funny now and
come and be the old Christine we all knew…

[music continues]

…we're not there yet,

where you can say that we're shitty people
when we're all sitting right there.

It's not a joke,
because I know you truly think that.

You're not making it better.
You're making things worse.

It's not funny.

So, now I'm the new girl at the office.
What should I prepare myself for?

[music continues]

[Heather] As far as,
like, dynamics or in general?

Yeah.

[music continues]

-[Heather] I love how no one's talking.
-[Chelsea] No?

[music continues]

[exhales] Have good energy, no negativity.

Um, we're a lot of drama. [laughs]

Uh…

The tea's not coming from the kettle,

it's coming from you ladies.
I want to hear it all.

Sounds like you have opinions already.

You ladies are being poised right now,
but I see through it.

-We're at a tea party, of course.
-[Vanessa] But I was telling Chelsea,

if you're nice to us,
nobody's gonna do anything to you.

Everybody has a good side and a bad side.

Who's the most sensitive?

[intriguing music plays]

I feel like it's hard sometimes.
Sometimes feel like I'm, like,

"That hurt my feelings."

-"Why am I upset?"
-[Heather] What hurts your feelings?

-A lot! Surprisingly, it does. A lot.
-[Heather] Tell us.

[Chelsea] Did the broker's open hurt?

Yeah, for sure. That was difficult.

-What hurt about it?
-Well…

[music continues]

-[Davina] That planned, this conversation?
-Planned?

-Yeah, it seems planned.
-No, actually, no. It wasn't.

[Christine] f*ck is she talking about?
We don't plan our conversations.

I mean, outfits, yeah.

But conversations, no.

Christine, she told me that
in that moment, she was really upset

because I was a new person

and I, kind of, spoke out
and said, "You guys, let's stop this,"

and everybody
was really, really, like, aggressive.

And she said to me,
"It really hurt my feelings

that Vanessa and Davina
didn't say anything--"

Okay. So, that's what
you really want to say. Okay.

[Chelsea] Let me finish.

And she was gloating about you guys.

She said how amazing you are
and how you practice manifestation

and how you guys
are in such a great place,

and, Davina, she spoke so highly of you.

And then she was really upset
that nobody said anything.

I'm upset because I feel like…

[hesitates] …this is why you
brought me here today, to say that to me,

and I'm hurt,
because I have been defending Christine.

She's a very good friend of mine,

and I've been non-stop defending her.
[cries]

You guys put me in a shitty position,

and you told me
she said things about me to you.

I told you she said things to you?

-Yeah.
-[Chelsea] What did I tell you?

You said that she said
I want to be liked by everyone.

Yeah, yeah, she did say that.

-It's not a kind thing.
-That's what you said to her.

-I didn't.
-[Chelsea] Yes. Well, allegedly you said…

-Oh my goodness. Chelsea.
-…you want to be liked by everybody.

-Not what I said.
-[Chelsea] That's not what you told me?

-[Davina] You don't know me.
-It's what Christine told me.

Okay, okay, but Christine's sitting here.

-Yeah.
-[Chelsea] That's what she told me.

So you must have said it.

-Am I bending over backwards?
-[Heather] No.

She told you something, it doesn't mean
the exact words came out of Davina's--

So, what were the exact words?

Oh my goodness.

She said that the reason why you're not
close with her anymore is because--

Wow, it's, like,
constantly new information. Okay.

I don't have to… I'm just--

-No, go ahead.
-[Chelsea] I'm being honest.

My first conversation with Christine was,
she was saying how much she adored you.

Then she said,
"Davina doesn't want to be friends anymore

because the other ladies don't like me,"
and you want to be liked--

That's her perception.

We'd never not like her
because they're friends.

And Emma's never asked me
not to be friends with Christine. Never.

-…we had issues. True?
-[Amanza] Yeah.

Chrishell never told us
to not be friends with Christine

because she didn't like her. True?

-Oh, 100%.
-A hundred thousand percent.

We'd never tell Davina to not be friends
with Christine because of issues we had.

Ever.

I feel it's getting lost in translation.
All I was saying is in that moment,

I saw four or five ladies
attacking one lady,

and it comes across as bullying, okay?

It would look like that.
"Oh my God. This poor girl."

-Yes!
-But it's not "Oh my God. This poor girl."

Because everybody there
had reason to feel the way they did.

If a kid is getting jumped in school,
I don't care who the kid is,

-I'm gonna jump in like, "Yo, stop."
-But she's not a kid.

But, Chelsea, there's a lot of things that
have happened over the last years.

You know you've done
a lot of shitty things. You know that.

We've addressed it.

-Of course. I'm not saying I'm perfect.
-Should anyone be att*cked? No.

But a lot of people
feel att*cked by you for years.

So, that's not fair to say that you're
defending just her, you feel bad for her.

Everyone has pain from
a lot of things that have happened.

I want everyone to know that

I am genuinely doing everything I can
to mend relationships with everyone.

[soft music plays]

I know I've f*cked up.
Like, I own up to that.

I do. And it's always coming
from a place of feeling hurt,

and I've reacted, and I'm so sorry
to each and every one of you.

And, Emma, I really,
genuinely would love to get to know you,

because I think
you're really, really sweet,

and I think you and I
could get along really well.

Look, you've never done anything to me,

but if I don't get

a life-sized flower arch
on my doorstep tomorrow,

just for nothing…

-Oh God.
-…this friendship is over. It's over.

It's over.

No, but, Emma, I would love
for you to just be, you know,

just be open to me a little bit.

Just be open.

I mean, I'm not saying
it's completely closed off,

but I mean, a conversation needs to be had

with, you know, some responsibility taken
and stuff like that.

Yeah. I just would love, you know,
if you would get the chance to know me,

and I would love
to get to know more about you.

I really would.

I'm definitely not shocked
that Christine is trying to "apologize,"

but I'm not gonna fall for these games.

It's what she does all the time,

then she does awful things
two seconds later, so…

I'm all set.

For me to entertain
the idea of being friends,

she would literally have to die,

be reincarnated
into a completely different person,

for me to entertain that.

-I've done my job, b*tches. I'm out.
-[Vanessa] That makes me happy!

Thank you. You're welcome. Goodbye.

[Vanessa] Okay, bye! [laughs]

[peppy pop music plays]

♪ I like it, mm, yeah
Tell me what you know about that ♪

♪ A little bit of this ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ A little bit of that ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ A little bit of this ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ A little bit of that ♪

♪ Oh ♪

Yes, look at you.

My love.

-Thank you, baby.
-Of course.

Hold on, let me steal…
Gracie, can I take some of your blankie?

-Please?
-She's gonna share.

Thank you, honey. Thank you, honey.

Cheers, baby.

Ooh, that's good.

Well, it's yours. So…

[Chrishell laughs]

Well, that explains it.

-Thank you, boo.
-I got you.

Is that your hair? It's not mine.

[laughs]

-[gasps] "Let me get it tested." No.
-[laughs]

So, I do have something to tell you.

I got a call from Dr. Wong,

and he said that we could
expect our results this week.

Oh really? Wow.

I'm a little curious
and a little anxious, like…

-The same when I got my eggs extracted.
-To see how many embryos, if any.

How many you're going to get,
and same with this, like, did it work?

I know people that have done it before,

and none of them took, or, you know,

-they didn't survive unfreezing…
-Yeah.

Or if we do get one,
is it a boy or is it a girl?

-We should know really soon.
-That's exciting, honey.

I think about this so much.

I really have never been
with a better woman or felt

just more happy and comfortable
in a relationship. No way.

That part, like, you know,

there are many considerations that
I'm going through and thinking about.

But the part about you?

That's off the table,
'cause I already know without a question.

Like, you would just be
an exceptional mom.

You know, since we are
gonna find out soon,

can I ask what it is
that you are wavering on?

[sighs]

I guess for someone
as analytical as me and who just likes

to gather information
and make informed decisions,

this decision I feel like
it's hard for me--

But see, you can't quantify every element.

You're not able to put it
into a spreadsheet, boo.

Oh, I know.

I know you'd love to.

That's just, those types of decisions
are more difficult for me than…

I guess you compound that
with how important that decision is,

and then it just
makes it a difficult process.

Well…

You know? I mean, I spent, like, two hours
talking to my dad yesterday about it.

-What did he say?
-I think he would want a grandkid.

Yeah. I mean, I've definitely
considered how cool it would be

to hand off the Oppenheim Group
in 20 years to someone.

-Oh, that's very Game of Thrones of you.
-[chuckles] Or Succession.

-Or Succession.
-[both laugh]

I haven't thought about that,
you know, but yeah.

Tell me, honey, what it means to you too.

I will say, I didn't have
the most ideal childhood.

And now, I'm in a situation where

I know I could
give a child an amazing life.

You know, yes, it's great
to go off and be successful

and have all these, you know, things
that have happened that I'm proud of,

but I feel like I've worked on myself,

and I've tried to get,
you know, the success that I have

so that I could pour not just my love,
but also, you know, resources

into making sure that it would
feel like I'm doing important work.

Does that make sense?

A ton of sense, babe.

In fact, I can't believe
I haven't asked that before.

That was actually beautifully said.

It just sucks because
I really do feel that pressure

of knowing that I'm running out of time.

And I tried to make it work
when someone didn't want it.

And through that process,
I realized I was lying to myself,

and now that I'm in a situation where,

okay, I got out of that,
I was able to reassess…

"Wait."

I have a say. And what I want matters.

I'm really trying
to be true to myself this time,

and I think in doing that,

this is one of those situations
where I have to be honest with you.

If you decide that
you don't want to be a father,

you know,

I don't think I could go forward with you.

["Burn Bright" by Teddy Fontana plays]

♪ Gonna stand on my own… ♪

I don't wanna lose you.

♪ Burn bright ♪

♪ Burn bright ♪

♪ Burn bright ♪

♪ Burn bright ♪

♪ Burn bright ♪
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