02x01 - Shut Your Porthole

[bunniefuu]

- Nothing in the world
compares to yachting.

It's luxury and beauty
at your fingertips.

How's everything?

As chief stew,
I am responsible

For making sure
the guests will have

The best vacation
of their lives.

It's a new boat, new location,
new crew, the new adventure.

- Do you want to go
skinny dipping?

- It's like a second chance
for me,

And this was really
important to me,

To prove to captain lee
and myself

How good I really can be.

- I'm kidding!

- My goal in life is to become
a captain.

- Maybe you should get a little
more [bleep] rest at night.

- Last year I was a deckhand,
and now I'm the bosun.

- Don't even interrupt it.

- Having to perform
and prove to the captain

That I can handle this job

Is an unbelievable
amount of pressure.

That [bleep] sucks.
- That was pretty brutal.

On paper my job description
as a deckhand

Is to clean up.

But I can also clean up
on the tips,

Showing the guests
a good time.

All: whoo!

- Now, was it this way?

After I got out
of the marine corp.,

My sister encouraged me to go
work in the yachting industry.

And I found everything
I wanted.

- [Laughs]

- Where are you from?
- Texas.

My mom had me in pageants
at such a young age.

Big hair, big lipstick.

I was like a little
texas beauty queen.

The bigger the hair,
the closer to god.

Now I see myself
like a gypsy soul,

Traveling free spirit.

[Hooting]

- Ah!

I choose
to be a deckhand

Because I love
the challenge.

There is not a lot
of females on deck.

It's the path least taken,

But I'm up
for the challenge.

Just call me dora the explorer,
a little one.

- Gonna be oyster.

- I strive to give every guest

A five-star,
unique experience.

- I don't want this [bleep].

- And sometimes people
just don't

Have the taste for it.

- Got a new boat.

I got some crew

That I have no clue what
they're capable of.

There's a lot
of change coming,

And I have absolutely no idea

How any of this
is gonna work out.

[Cheering]

[Laughter]

- To amazing friends, and
amazing place we're at tonight.

- [All chatter and laugh]
- whoa!

- Whoo!
- Bring it on.

This should be interesting.

- [All cheer]

- [Laughter]

[Upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Eddie.

- Hey, cap.
- How you doing, buddy?

- Good to see you, man.

- Look at you.
- Hey.

- It's good to see you, buddy.
Good to have you here.

We don't have a boat here yet.
We're waiting on it right now.

- Oh, really?
- Oh, yeah.

- Hey.
- What's going on, brother?

- Good, man, how you doing?

- It's really nice
to see captain lee,

Eddie and kat back.

We're a bit
of a family unit now.

- Kat, you are wasting away
to nothing.

- Oh, come on.

Who would have thought
after all the [bleep]

I put captain lee through
last charter season

That he'd bring me back?

- You're drunk.

- Kat wants to go
to the bar!

- Everybody has demons, right?

[Groans]

- Mine happens
to be the bar.

But I guess everybody deserves
a second chance.

- [Laughs]
- even me.

- We still have to wait
for the rest of the crew,

But I don't want to wait
for them here.

I don't have the boat.

I don't know what kind of shape
it's gonna be in

When it gets here,
and that's scary,

Because I've got five new
crew members,

And if they can't step up
to the plate and get it done,

We could have
a serious issue.

- Kate, come on up here.
We're up here.

- Hello.

When I joined
this industry,

I had a jaguar,
a small dog.

I was like the paris hilton
of my little beach town.

I thought yachting would be a
fun way to meet a rich husband.

- I have never, ever had a chief
stew walk down the dock

Looking like you look.

- That's not the first time
I've heard that.

- She looks like
she chartered the boat.

Doesn't look like she's ready
to do heads and beds.

What do you prefer
to be called, kate?

- Kate.
- Kate? That works.

- That's my sister's name.
- Really? Katherine?

- Kate.

- Okay, I'm katherine
in real life.

- All right.
- But you don't like katherine.

- I'm saving it
for when I'm older.

I used to be katie.
Now I'm kate.

- Then you'll be katherine.
- Exactly.

- That's cool.
It's like you had three lives.

- True.

- She's got three names.

[Laughs]
that's a warning sign.

This is one fancy-pants-ass
chief stew.

- Andrew, come on in.
How you doing?

You're out of breath
from that...?

- Yeah, that--that bag I got.

- Overpacked, huh?

- I packed like this nice
little, like, workout bar.

- What, bro? Like, you're not
gonna have any time

To be working out.

- How long have you
been working on boats?

- I, um...

[Laughs]
I know--i know enough.

- Good.

- I don't do charters
full-time,

Because I do live at home
at the moment.

But when I'm just fed up
with my parents,

It's a great way
to clear my head

And just get out there
and make some good money too.

- Jennice, come on in.

Your boss.
- Eddie. Nice to meet you.

- You're a deckhand.
- I am, yeah.

- What?
- Oh. A female deckhand.

Okay, cool.
- [Laughs]

- Me too.
Oh, I'm a male, though.

- In the yachting industry,
I would be considered a minority

For the fact that
I'm a female deckhand.

But just because I'm small

Doesn't mean I can't
pull my weight.

- Have you worked
on boats before?

- Mm-hmm. Less than a year.

Still learning.
- Oh, that's the good time,

When it's so, so exciting.
- Yeah, it is very exciting.

- Hey, y'all.

- Hey, amy. I'm gonna
give you a hug.

You look beautiful.
- Thank you. You too.

Kat and I worked
on a boat together.

We've got so many stories
going back.

We used to be
really great friends,

But, like, we haven't seen
each other in a long time.

- You remember kelley?
- Hey, yeah, how are you?

- So, who's the younger
sibling here?

- It's good they can't tell.
- That's a good thing. Yeah.

I've had a lot of struggles
in my life,

And I've overcome them.

I went through a whole bunch
of stuff in my childhood,

Then went directly
in the marine corps.

I was never planning
on going back to my hometown,

Because if I went back
to my hometown

I would have fallen back
into trouble.

She's four years
older than me.

My sister encouraged me
to get my first yachting job.

And I haven't
looked back since.

- Our vessel is not here.
It ran into some weather

Coming from turks and caicos.

It was supposed
to be here by now.

We got some thing we can do
to get ready.

I need you and andrew
and amy and kelley.

- Mm-hmm.
- They're gonna give you

A hand with the provisioning.
All right?

- I don't know
what's on the boat.

So I'm gonna just go ahead
and go shopping anyway.

I can't waste any time.
- Dude, I'm actually

Really looking forward
to your cooking.

- Oh, [bleep].
[All laugh]

- Lee, lee, this is ohana.

We are approaching
the marina now.

- Cool.

- Okay, then, so I'm gonna
grab the snacks

And then some of the dairy.
- Get it, do it, all of it.

Go ahead.
- Cool. Okay.

- We don't have any water
on the list.

- Just get low end
and high end.

- Low end and high. What if they
don't have, like, fuji?

- As I said,
low end and high end.

- Okay. Gotcha.
- All right?

Good job.
- Okay.

I don't know anything
about grocery shopping.

At home, my mom does all
the shopping.

Low end and high end.

I...i don't know
what the hell that means.

I mean, water is water.

[Boat horn blows]
- it's here.

- [Laughs]
- it's here.

- Oh, my god.

It's so big.
Man, I'm so excited.

- Look at these decks.
Oh, god, look at these decks.

- That is a dirty boat.
- [Bleep]

- Galley.

- You're [bleep]
kidding me.

- Just a little
straightening up.

- Just a little.
- Holy [bleep].

We have so much work to do.

- I walk in the boat,
I just start feeling panic.

- There's some stuff here
that you're gonna have to be

Putting back together.
- This stuff?


A boat like this

With it in the shape that it is
is just an unbelievable

Amount of pressure.

- It's worse than I thought
it was gonna be.

Boat's a disaster.

- We have to get
this boat together,

And more than half
the crew is missing,

Because they're out [bleep] off
at the grocery store.

[Scanner beeps]

$4,471,82!

- It's santa's naughty list.

We actually broke a record
at that grocery store.

This is yachting right here--
excess, excess, excess.

- Wow.

- So how old are you,
jennice?

- I'm 24.
How old are you, eddie?

- 28. What made you want
to get into boating?

- I just wanted to travel,
and--

Because I love being
on the water.

In college I was
a double major,

And that prevented me
from being able to study abroad.

So I didn't get
to travel.

- Where did you say
you were from?

- I was born and raised
in albuquerque, new mexico.

I've moved around a bit.
I don't really have a home.

I gave up everything
to be here.

Like, I left all of my friends,
my family.

Everything I have
I can carry on my body.

Ohana's my home.

- Yeah, there you go.
- [Laughs]

- [Bleep]
- come on down here with it.

- Wow.

- This...

[Bleep], I don't even know
what that is.

A lot of yacht chefs
will arrive

About two weeks
before a season,

And be prepping
the whole time.

This is--this is like rust.

It's--and grime and crap
all over it.

My back is against the wall.

I just can't work like that.
- Got it.

- This reminds me
of my deployment bunk.

- Hoo-rah, homie.

- Were you in the m*llitary?
- I'm not making fun of you.

I was in junior marine corp.
Rotc.

- Oh, that's--
- I competed.

It's really cute.

My boyfriend is several thousand
miles away from me right now.

And kelley without a shirt on

Is 3 feet away.

My willpower is about
to be put to the test.

- Are you gonna watch me strip?

I make 10 bucks an hour
when I strip.

- Then it's my turn.
- Is it?

- [Both laugh]

- I'm bunking with kate,
who's obviously female.

And I'm not really
used to that.

- You get ready,
but get ready quick,

Because then it's my turn.
- Yeah, boss.

Yes, boss.

Kate is very pretty.

In yachting, when you put
all these peas in a pod,

You know, like, something's
gonna happen.

And quite often it works
for the uglier party.

You go in there.
- Right.

I'm gonna let you do this.
- No, no, no.

You go into the shower.
- I don't want to.

I want to finish mine.

[Chuckles]
- whatever.

- This is really small.

Crazy.

Quite the setup.

- Haven't seen you forever
and here we are,

Sharing a tuna can
of a room together.

Like, I'll take top bunk,

So you can just kind of fling
yourself in here.

- Perfect.

Amy and I used to be
really close friends.

We actually worked together
on a boat.

But there was a falling out
that I wasn't informed about,

So I'm not sure
where we stand now.

- We'll make it work.
Or will we k*ll each other?

- Yo, I'm pushing myself
as hard as I can.

I've been busting my ass
all day.

- No, you've been
sitting around chitchatting.

- You're so right.
- Don't get a [bleep] attitude,

Because then it will
get bad.

[Upbeat music]

[Knock on door]

- Yeah, what?
Look at your clock.

- Oh, yeah, right.
- Let's go, girls.

[Swishing liquid
in mouth, spits]

- Everybody grab a chair.

Okay, we're gonna go over
lee's rules for charter.

- I love captains
that just lay out the rules.

Please, tell me everything.
Print it.

I'll frame it. I'll laminate it.
I want to know the rules.

- Rule number one,
and it is absolute.

There will be no alcohol
consumption on charter.

If it happens, that gets you
a plane ticket home.

Another thing will get you
a quick ticket home

Is for me to hear you say,
"that's not my job."

- Captain lee seems to have

A lot of plane tickets
lying around.

Does he own a travel company
or something?

- Tips. Everybody gets
the same amount.

Nobody gets a lesser share.

And if somebody is not pulling
their weight on a charter,

You still get a full share,

But you get a little something
extra in that pay envelope.

- Hmm, I wonder
what that could be.

- And that's a one-way ticket,
because you won't be back.

- Captain lee runs
a really fair charter boat,

And the tips
are split equally.

We're making a lot of money,
and everyone's replaceable.

We just can't have
a weak link.

- Okay? Let's go get them.
- Whoo!

- God, this thing's like
freaking a hundred pounds.

- I am really glad
you decided to come back.

- Thanks, captain.
- That meant a lot to me.

- Glad you had me back.
- Are you kidding?

Put that [bleep]
promotion of yours to work.

- Yeah, that's right.
[Laughs]

My goal in life
is to become a captain.

Since last charter season,
I was back in baltimore

Working on tugboats.

Now I'm back on a white yacht,

And I'll be giving orders
instead of taking them.

Time to climb that ladder.
Work for those stripes now.

- Besides that,
you make me look good.

[Laughter]

- This is a nightmare.
- Seriously?

There's two weeks of work...
- A nightmare.

I know.
- In less than two days.

- We just need to get that deck
cleaned up pretty quick, guys.

- Roger that.

- Oh, my feet.
They're so raw.

[Groans]

Jennice?
- What's up?

- Well, I think that someone
is you.

And I think that time
is after we're done with this.

- I need ben, kate,
kat, amy up here

For a charter prep meeting.

- Hi.
- Got seven guests coming on.

Looks like georgia ricks
is our primary charter guest.

Now, that just sounds like
a fun-loving southern gal,

Doesn't it?
- Yeah.

- On a porch,
drinking her sweet tea.

- And she's single.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- Exciting.

- Easy, ben.
- [All laugh]

- I've never had
a primary charter guest...

Being a single woman.

I love that about her.
Like, can I imagine myself

Chartering a yacht in
that master bedroom? Of course.

- Itinerary requests.

Sunbathing, swimming,
snorkeling,

Visiting some local
beach bars.

Do dinner on the boat.

The next day
around lunchtime

We'll send them out
to the baths.

They also want to have
a huge picnic.

- I'm glad it's on
the last day.

As far as charters go,

My least favorite part
is the beach party.

You're sweating,
carrying things in sand.

It's like an iron man
training camp.

However, I do amazing
beach picnics.

I hate it,
but they're still amazing.

- Edwin loves butter and cheese
on almost everything.

- They're not exactly
health freaks.

- They're simple.
- What does that say?

- Favorite dish is...
- That is chicken tenders

With honey mustard.

They've obviously got
a sense of humor, right?

I am slightly appalled
at their eating habits.

- I didn't see anything on here
that we're gonna get crazy with,

But we do not have
a lot of time.

- Yeah.
- So go to work.

[Upbeat music]

- Will you wipe down
the bridge for me?

- Yeah, of course.
- Thanks.

- Andrew, what's your 20?

Andrew,
what's your 20?

- I will [bleep]
pop him with this towel

If he has it
out of his ear.

[Burps]

- What's up? What's up?
- Huh? We need you all here.

Come on, it don't matter
where you go. Keep it in.

- Yeah, I didn't mean to.

It must have just got
knocked out.

- We did not wash that.

So instead of getting
everything wet again...

- So let's not wash it.
Who's gonna see that?

No one's gonna see that.
- Instead of getting it wet

You're just gonna have a rag
and a chamois.

- I'm not gonna do it,
because I'm not washing it.

[Laughs]
I'm washing it. Don't worry.

- I'm trying to catch you
working.

- There's gonna
come a time

When you're gonna
eat those words.

- Never say that to the captain.
You just--

You just need to say,
"yes, sir. I'll work harder."

Usually, you know,
words go from your brain,

Kind of filter,
you think about it for a second,

Then they exit your mouth.

Yours are just like, out.
No filter.

- Never ends, man.

I'm so over this.

- That's the deckhand's job,
is cleaning.

Like, just--it just--
and literally non-stop.

I haven't even taken like
a 10, 15-minute break.

- No you were--you ate lunch
for 30 minutes.

You were down there for 30.
- It didn't feel like 30.

- Well, it was.

Yo, I'm pushing myself
as hard as I can, man,

On six hours of sleep.

- I know you can
keep up with me,

So don't give me that
bull[bleep].

- Kelley is a total jerk.

Just a jerkoff.

I felt mad.
Okay, you need to back off.

Eddie is the bosun.
He is in charge.

He is supreme commander
of the deckhands.

Like, you're a little bit
on a power trip.

- Huh?
- A teeny bit of a power trip.

A little bit.
- Who?

- You.
- All right.

I'm ready to strangle him
at this point, you know?

He's not doing his work,

He's bitching,

And he's being a child
about the whole situation.

Andrew wouldn't last
five seconds as a marine.

- I've been busting my ass
all day.

- No, you've been
sitting around chitchatting.

- You're right.
You're right.

If I hadn't have chitchatted
the few times I did,

It'd be done by now, ben.
You're so right.

- Don't get a [bleep] attitude,
because then it will get bad.

- Hey, kat, will you come out
here real quick?

You are going to be late
and laundry girl.

And you're gonna be early
service girl.

- Right.
- Now, at nighttime

I'm still gonna serve dinner.
- Yeah.

- Sunsetting the boat.

Sunsetting the boat, it's when
you make the boat look nice.

The guests are usually
showering,

Getting ready
for the evening.

So they come out and feel like,
wow, while we were dressing

They got ready for us.

Effort is what
yachting is about.

Everything should be perfect
all the time without asking.

So if my standards are high,
they should be.

There's a bunch of electronic
candles in the upper pantry.

Let's put more of those out
on deck at night

Twinkling to act as ambience.
- Great.

Kate is really organized,

And that's great.

But if I was chief stew,

I would throw naked,
drunken theme parties.

Why don't we just do that?
Everybody's naked.

Including the crew.
Done.

And then, you know,
at the end of the night,

You take a shower,
it's over with.

- Attention all crew,
we've got under an hour

Until the guests
come onboard,

So anything that we need
to hustle up,

We need to get cracking,
all right?

Okay, leave enough time
to get into your dress whites.

- Copy. All right, let's go.
- Okay.

- All right,
let's have some fun.

- Dashing.

- Do you need a hand?
- Where's andrew?

- We've got four minutes
until the guests come onboard.

Andrew, get out here.

Kelley, locate andrew,
and don't get lost,

And bring him back here.
- Roger that.

- If he's downstairs eating
I'm gonna kick his ass.

- Pretty boat.

- I felt like when I'd run
into you in fort lauderdale

You were different.

- Whatever she's saying
is complete bull[bleep].

It's making things awkward
between us.

You were kind of standoffish.
- No.

- Kelley, locate andrew,
and don't get lost,

And bring him back here.
- Roger that.

- If he's downstairs eating
I'm gonna kick his ass.

- Well.
- Pretty boat.

- Andrew, get out here.

- What the [bleep].

- Great first impression.

- How was your lunch?
- I haven't eaten yet.

- Well, you were gone
long enough to eat.

- [Muttering]

- This is sweet.

- Guys, in position.

- I see bright lipstick,
big hair.

These are southern women.
Before they even speak.

- I'm georgia.
- Georgia.

My pleasure. How are you?
Captain lee.

- Nice to meet you.

- Come on over here
and meet your crew.

And there's fresh towels
and some champagne.

Go right ahead.

- Hi, there. I'm amy.

- Welcome aboard.

- First impression
is easygoing.

- Thank you.
- Big hair.

Bright clothes.
Big smiles.

- Welcome to ohana.

All: cheers.

- Let's get started.
- Right. This way, y'all.

This is one of the few boats
that has a spiral staircase

That goes all the way
up the center to all levels.

- Oh, cool.
- Wow.

- There's a hot tub.
- This is the hangout.

- Look at this.
This is perfect.

This is the sky lounge.

- Oh, this is beautiful.

- This is great.
You have a lot of room.

- This is a gorgeous room.

- Fancy!

- If these guests had seen
the state of the boat



They would be shocked.

I like to call it
hide and shine.

Just hide stuff and make it
look shiny.

And hope they don't
open all the cupboards.

- This bathroom--
oh, great bathroom.

- Love it.

- All right, everybody.
In position.

All lines are on.
All lines are on.

- Approximately 200
right there.

- Oh!
- Whoo!

- [Cheers]

[Wolf whistles]

- Where's the beer
for tomorrow?

- [Laughter]

- They are our best friends
today.

- What's his name?

I need to know the name
of my best friend.

- My name's andrew.
- Andrew!

- This is going to be
an easy, easy-to-please crowd.

I can't wait for my opportunity
to make them look at me like,

"I want to give him
my money."

- We'll see you shortly.
- Yes. Good job.

- You're our hero.
- You're a best friend for sure.

[Laughter]

- I'm gonna give you
this tray of silverware.

- Okay.
- Do you have my gloves?

- Yeah, I'll give you the one
off my hand.

- Oh.
- The glove off my hand.

- Wow. What a sacrifice.
- That's the kind of girl I am.

- Wow. Are you making
filet mignon sushi?

- Yeah.
- This guy.

- The primary guest
has actually specified

That she loves
chicken fingers.

That's not really my style,
the whole country fried fare,

But I'm gonna meet her
halfway.

I got to appease
the old girl.

- I think they're saying lunch
in, like, five or so minutes.

- Okay, so let's go
take a whiz, and...

- Okay, great.

- Beautiful.

- All right, cool.

- Oh, lord.

- One of them is a locally cut
spicy tuna roll.

The other one is filet
with a spicy horseradish.

- I hate sushi.

I have no idea
how to use these.

Will georgia
like this sushi or not?

- All right, I'm gonna just
make myself presentable.

After the first meal,
I always go up

And introduce myself,

Because it's really nice
for the chef

To have a personal relationship
with the client.

I think this is really,
really important.

But it's also slightly
nerve-racking.

[Overlapping conversation]

- I'm georgia.

- Was it good?
- Um...

We like stuff,
I don't know,

Like meat and potatoes.
- Yeah, yeah.

- We're just real easy.

Nothing, like, with a bunch
of dots on it.

- Vegetable salads,
do you like that?

- No, we don't like
any vegetables

Or fruits or anything.
- Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm absolutely
horrified.

- We take a pound
of shrimp

And we put it
in a skillet,

And then we throw
a pound of butter in there

Along with...

- Zesty italian.
- Zesty italian!

- Zesty italian.

- That's the best stuff.
- With dressing?

All right, guys.
Absolute pleasure.

- Oh, nice meeting you.
- I'll see you later.

I usually come up
after the meals.

- [All cheer]
- cheers, guys.

- Thank you.
- Peace out, forrest gump.

- So, amy, gosh,
it's been forever

Since we worked together.

- Yeah. I felt like when I'd run
into you in fort lauderdale,

You, like,
were kind of different.

- Was i? I kind of felt
the same way about you.

- Really? Like, I thought
you were kind of standoffish.

- People, like, change,
you know what I mean?

- I really haven't
changed that much.

Makes no sense to me,
because it's the first time

I've ever heard
that I have changed.

And we weren't hanging out
together anyway,

So how would she know
I changed?

Well, I think the last time
we actually spent time together

Was, like, two years ago

When we were
on that boat together.

- We've hung out
way before then.

It wasn't the same,
you know what I mean?

- Do you hang pajamas?

- No.
- Okay.

- I kind of want to talk
about it more,

And she's kind of like
trying to skirt

Around the subject
a little bit.

There were some things
under there

That maybe don't, you know,
want to be talked about.

I knew that it had gotten
different between us.

- Mm-hmm.
- So I'm sorry for my part

In that if it was like--
if you felt that on my end too.

- Yeah, I know.
- You know?

- Yeah, I know. I don't think
it was anything intentional.

- No.

- Whatever she's saying
is complete bull[bleep].

She's making things awkward
between us.

And I'm not sure if she's being
completely honest.

[Chuckles]

[Funky music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Yeah, my big thumb.
It's all right.

- Are we taking it off?

- You're doing a good job,
edwin. Thank you.

- I just want to make sure
everything is coming up,

Including the beans, the salad,
the dressing, everything.

Please.
- Got it right now.

- I'm ready to galley here,
if you want some help.

- Here. No time for manners.
Let's keep going.

- Yeah, let's keep going.
Let's go.

- [Laughs]
sorry.

- Andrew's back.

I knew he couldn't
stay away.

Andrew, get in here
with us.

- I'm back. Hello.

Swimsuit photo sh**t
going on here?

Beauty magazine?
- Come on, one more,

You could get in here with us.
- We need you. We want you.

Whoo!
- All right.

Everybody gets to touch him.
- So beautiful.

- Hold my hand
like we're in love.

- This is how I get paid
in this business.

Every crew needs
that little x-factor

To really up the tip,

And I'm just glad
that I can be that guy,

A handsome dude like myself.
- [Laughs]

Yeah. 33 Years,
are you kidding?

- Throw a snorkel
at me again.

[Laughter]

- Andrew.

I don't know what
he thinks he's doing.

I don't think
it's the right thing to do.

I think it's unprofessional.
Captain lee's two main rules.

Don't embarrass yourself
and don't embarrass the boat.

- I feel like we should get to
know each other a little better.

- Look at him.

- I saw you trying to do
a little pleasing there.

- [All laugh]

- [British accent]
do I make you horny?

- [Laughter]
- do I make you horny, baby?

Amy.

Hey, amy.

- She's jealous.

- Jealous.

This is a new flair. This is--
- I know.

This is--you don't-- it
happens once in a relationship.

- 25 And 51.
- [Both laugh]

- It's just a number.
It's just a number to me.

It's just a number to you.
- Okay.

- You really want
to hang out with that guy?

- [All laugh]
- ben, I shall take my meal

Medium-rare.
Thank you, sir.

- If andrew thinks I'm cooking
him a five-star meal tonight,

He's dumber
than I thought.

- Is it a date?
- It's a date.

- It's a date.

- Deck crew, deck crew,
have any guests left the boat?

[Indistinct chatter]
- all right, here we go.

- The guests want
to get off the boat.

It's gonna be a hootenanny.

- We'll be here.

These guys are here to party,
and I love that.

- [All whooping]

- [Indistinct chatter]

- Soggy dollar bar.

I'll have to order
a painkiller.

[All cheer, laugh]

[Applause]

- Thank you. Than you, doll.
- No problem.

- All right,
y'all sit down.

- The ladies
are loving you.

- That was a good time up there
with the ladies.

Hospitality is, like,
one of my strong points.

Kate.
- Hi.

- Hello, kate.
- How are you?

- Good, you?
- Good.

- One of the ladies
invited me to dinner tonight.

She's pretty set on that.
- Good move. Yeah.

- Dinner with the upper class.

- You stick with this industry
one more year,

You might be, like,
on a private jet

With a pet camel.

If georgia wants a young,
handsome piece of arm candy,

Who am I to judge?

I'm a fan of
a may-december relationship.

- Yeah, you're gonna
pick up a share, man.

They'll be like,

"Oh, let me just take you home
and train you."

- So this is
a strange situation.

The main charter guests
playfully asked if andrew

Could be her plus one
at their formal dinner party.

- Not a chance.
- It's a firm no.

- They asked me to join them
for dinner.

- Yeah.

- And I told them
I would get back to them.

It would not be fair
to the rest of the crew

To be serving the rookie
deckhand a formal dinner.

Andrew's just
a loose cannon.

Tell him to wipe that
[bleep]-eating grin

Off his face,
because it's not gonna happen.

- Not happening.

- And I'll let you
explain that to andrew,

Unless you'd rather I did.
- No. I would be happy to.

- [Laughs]

- I don't know who opened
the porthole in their cabin.

The porthole is open.

- [Bleep] me up
this [bleep].

[Overlapping chatter]

- So our guests should be back
in five or ten minutes.

So keep an eye
on the aft deck, please.

- Roger that, captain.
I'm already out here.

[All cheering]

- My souvenirs cost me
a hundred bucks.

That was a hundred bucks,
so I got you a painkiller.

Here I am.
I made it!

- Give me one of the--oh.

- Whoo! What's up?

- So, how did you get
into yachting?

- My cousin had done it
for about ten years,

Nine years in the '90s.

- Yeah?
- And always sent us postcards.

And I was just like,
oh, that looks so cool.

So after college, I went to
do it for a year,

And I just loved it.

If I'm still doing yachting
in five years,

You might have to put me
on su1c1de watch.

You know, if you're a male
in the industry,

You climb the ranks and you are,
like, a salty captain.

But if you're a female,
getting older on the sea,

It's just kind of like,

"Oh, you didn't
save your money?"

- So, have you got a boyfriend
or, like, what's going on?

- Um...
- Like, I'm not hitting on you.

- Yeah. Oh, thank you.

- I mean--
- I'm single at the moment.

- Oh, cool.
- Yeah.

[Both laugh]

- Kate is funny.

And she's really
sarcastic.

She's not emotional,
which is good.

- Are you gonna
wear it up?

[Mellow music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- You want to come with me?
Well, no.

- Oh.
- Because you know what

I'm about to do.
- What?

- Number two.
- Oh.

- You know, I only do that
once a year.

Number two. Whoo!
Number two.

- Oh.

- How'd that meeting go
with the captain?

- I didn't even get the full
sentence out.

- And he was like, "no."

- It was more like,
"not a chance."

- Ha-ha.
- I guess I can go tell andrew.

- I'll let him know.

- [Hums]

- Andrew?
- Yo.

- You're not going
to dinner with them.

Remember that professional line
that we were talking--

Yes.
- Wow, what a d*ck.

That was my chance
to be, like, smooth.

- I would never
have the stew serve me. Ever.

- We're not gonna get
as big of a tip,

She's not gonna have
as great of a time.

- And he shouldn't have even
thought that was okay.

Remember that
professional line.

- You all right, benny?

- I need all the help
I can get.

All right,
so that's that.

I need more.

- I just want to tell you

That you aren't giving me
enough attention.

[Both laugh]

- I love you.

- And don't you think you're
becoming best friends with kate.

You're my best friend.

- Kat has definitely become
a friend of mine.

We both live
in fort lauderdale.

So it's just really easy
to hang out here and there...

If our girlfriends
and boyfriends

Approve of it,
that is.

- You're going to get
a new best friend.

- No, no, no.
That's not--

Just not gonna happen at all,
you know?

- What's my date's name?

- Isn't this pretty!

- Actually, andrew is not able
to make it tonight.

But the captain would love
to still join you.

[All cheer]
- yeah.

- Chicken cordon bleu,
mozzarella bechamel,

Sauteed mushrooms
and spinach.

You can always put a fun twist
on simple things

And make it look
impressive,

But it necessarily
doesn't have to be complex

And overbearing.

- Oh, chicken cordon bleu.

He did it just for me.
- He sure did.

[Laughter]

- Let's pray.

Dear lord, we thank you
for this wonderful day.

We thank you for georgia.

Amen.
All: amen.

- That is excellent.

- Isn't that some good
chicken?

That's so good.

- Georgia, this is right up
your alley, ain't it?

- And you do like chicken.

- Oh, yes, that's her favorite
food is chicken.

- Well, you don't get
no better than this.

Just good food.

Beautiful.

- Fun times.
- Yeah.

- On a mega yacht.

- We need to give a wave
to the chef.

- All:
whoo!

- Look at the captain here.
Captain gave you a wave.

- You guys look amazing.
- Aww. That's top-notch.

You're the one
that's amazing.

Say it!

- We really don't know
how to tell you

How good that was.
- Really?

Thanks a lot.
Cheers.

- Yes. Everybody,
give him a wave.

- All:
whoo!

- My plate's empty.
I didn't like it.

- [All laugh and chatter]

- Wrong time of year.

- Cheers for years.

- [Whooping]
- [laughs]

[No audio]
- [all laugh]

- That is ridiculous.

- I feel so bad for him.
He's sober, they're not.

- I know you love me.
- I do.

- [All laugh]

- It's my job to make sure
that the guests are happy.

Was it uncomfortable?
Absolutely.

[Laughter]

It was terrible.

- He just doesn't know
how to leave.

Because they're
so engaging.

[Slide guitar music]

- Attention all crew,
we are about to get underway.

We are hauling
the anchor now.

- You got it.

[Toilet flushes]

- We're gonna go all stop.

- Looks like
she's holding.

- I love you guys.
Each and every one of you guys.

[Laughter]

- And we want to watch you
put it to your lips.

- [Laughs]
all right, let's do that.

Okay.
- Put--oh, there it is.

[Laughter]

- It's tough.

- This is
love at first sight.

Just happens.

- Hey, you know what?

I'm trying to convince eddie
to switch rooms.

My rooms is such
a fricking disaster.

Me and her literally get stuck
trying to walk past each other.

I'm getting out.

They don't need that room.
- No, they don't.

They--i mean,
all they do in there is sleep.

- I told him, he's not even
in there that much.

- Exactly. Like--
- this is huge.

- One closet is twice the size
of both of ours.

- Ew, what the [bleep]
is on the floor?

- Ew. Ew, gosh.

- Andrew!

- Hello.

- What is this on the floor?

- I have no idea.

- Your floor's soaking wet
with saltwater.

- What the [bleep]?

- The porthole is open, huh?

Who opens a porthole
on a boat that's underway?

That screams, "hi, I'm a rookie.
Hi, I'm an idiot.

Hi, I don't know
what I'm doing."

[Water sloshes]

- I just opened up
this porthole

To allow some fresh air
to get in,

And I kind of just
forgot about it.

- Did y'all open it to, like,
get some air?

- I don't remember
opening the porthole, ever.

- We'll probably have to pull
the carpet back

And wipe that pads down
and stuff.

It's not just like,
oh, bless your heart,

You got some water
in here.

It's saltwater.
It's corrosive.

When it gets on things,
it ruins it.

- Yeah.

- But on the way here

The porthole in their cabin
was open.

- [Bleep] me.

[Bleep].

- Male announcer: coming up.
- Go get a wet vac.

Get this [bleep] sucked up.
Fun and games are over.

- Because in case we drown,

We'll need you to come
to our rescue.

- Let's not talk about that.

[Laughter]

- I knew how intoxicated
they were.

This could be a problem.

So, we're gonna demonstrate
how to properly

Put on a life jacket
in case of emergency.

I kind of made it
into a little joke,

Just do a little
safety drill.

- Place over your head.

- Tie and strap.

I didn't want
to ruin their party.

Somebody left
a porthole open.

[Laughter]

- Help! Help!
Help!

- Don't panic!
Don't panic!

- I got it. I got it.

- Oh, what happened?

Oh, somebody unplugged
the hot plug--hot--

- Hot plug?
- [Laughs]

- Andrew and eddie's porthole
was left open

While we were traveling.

So there's saltwater--
- what?

The boat could have flooded.

Andrew is excellent

At screwing up.

- So we're gonna sink and drown
because he's human?

- He should have been put
back into his mother's belly

To cook a little
bit longer.

- Is it wet in here?

- Just the carpet there
got a little bit wet.

- How did it get
a little bit wet?

- The porthole in the bathroom
supposedly was opened.

- Supposedly it was open?

So who opened
the porthole?

- You.

How long have you been
on a boat?

- A coup--a few times.

- A few times?
- A handful.

You'd think they could put

A little cautionary thing
by the window,

Because everybody
opens windows.

- Nice room, eddie.
- What the [bleep] happened?

- Go get a wet vac.
Get this [bleep] sucked up.

Fun and games are over.

- Never, ever, ever, ever,

Ever open a porthole
on a boat.

I want him on his [bleep]
hands and knees doing that.

- Yeah, you got it.

- Andrew, lee.

- Yes, captain.
Andrew's here.

I'm on the fly deck on the way
down with the shop vac.

- Can I ask you why
you were in my quarters?

- And then immediately
turned around

And found the proper way
to the staircase.

- You're starting
to scare me, andrew.

- I'm scared too.

- This season on below deck...

- We are actually privileged
to all come back.

We have such a great crew
right now.

- We've just become
like family.

- Throw your worst at us,

Because we're gonna be able
to deal with it,

And I love it.
- Oh, look at that.

[Laughter]

- To a great season.

- I think people are, like,
much more relaxed

And seem to be getting along
a lot better.

- God help them. They have no
idea what's in store for them.

- Kelley, stop!

- What is going on?
- He's a liar.

He's a manipulator.
- You're leaving.

- That's what I'm doing.
I'm leaving.

- Damn it, andrew.
- I'm sorry.

- Thank you for everything
you've done.

- In yachting,
you can't rock the boat.

- I am just as pissed off
as you.

- Because if you do,
somebody's going overboard.

- Surprise!

Thank god.

You're nice to my face

And then you're saying things
about me behind my back.

- Seriously, kat?
- You're not smiling.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- You seem really like

You don't want
to be around us.

- I just feel that maybe
you went out of bounds.

- I made a rocket ship
on the bed.

- That's not a rocket ship.
- I think she's lost it.

- I'm done
with this conversation.

- You woke up yesterday.
- Good-bye.

- We work so hard and crazy.
- Oh!

- And we really do
have to let off steam.

- Second charter.
Boom.

[Electricity crackles]
- oh, god! Ah!

- He's the hottest guy
on the short bus.

[Laughter]

- Boat romances
always happen,

Whether they're secret or open.
- [Moaning]

- Are they getting it on
in there?

- They are.

- Having cute deckhands
makes me a better worker.

- I'm always a sucker
for an australian accent.

What can I say?
I like going down under.

- Working on a mega yacht
is basically like having

Your own mansion
floating on the water.

- It blows your mind.
- Oh, yeah.

- Whoo!

- We want food!
We want food!

- [Screams]

- It can take
one millisecond

For things to go from happy,
luxury vacation...

[Laughter]
[thud]

- Ben, ben,
I need your help.

- To, like, death spiral.
- Unh!

- Whatever's going below deck,
they need to figure it out.

- Well, I was starving.
- Someone needs to be punished.

- We have a massive
weak link.

- Say it to my face.
- I think everybody's

Just getting a little bit
cabin fever, amy.

- Yachting for me
has a time limit.

- Get out of the way.

- And it's coming to an end.
- All right.

You're [bleep] at what you do.
- Here's to replacement.

- What is going on?
[Horn blows]

- Like, why can't we just,
like...

- Get along.