02x08 - New Kid on the Dock

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on below deck...

- We're going to have
to go ahead one short.

- We so desperately need
a new deckhand.

- He's a good person,
but he's not my person.

I am facetiming
with my boyfriend.

In six weeks,
we could be in lauderdale.

- We'd be done.
[Dial tone]

Damn it.

- Jennice wants to have her cake
and eat it too,

And she can't do that.

You got a room to yourself.

- Kelley's moving
into your room.

- Kelley's moving in.

- Are they getting it on?

- Yeah, benny.
Get it, dog!

- Kat and amy
were working on a boat together,

And this guy that amy really
liked came over to visit her,

And kat ended up blowing him
in the next room.

[Laughter]

- I want nothing to do with--

Amy, please leave us alone.

Thank you.
- This is ridiculous.

- I already tried
to be nice to you,

And I don't feel like it
anymore.

- Okay.

It's like me
against the interior.

- Should we all get drinks
so we can make a toast?

- None of us have drinks.

- You're the manager
of this boat--you have a job.

Kate should be fired.

- I'm tired
of listening to you talk.

- All right.
You're [bleep] at what you do.

[Horn blares]

[Upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Look, kate,
I'm really sorry

That it had to turn out
like that,

And it was absolutely
nothing personal, okay?

- I just wish you wouldn't let
the guests get you riled up.

- I had five of them
in my face...

- And they're gone now,
but I'm still here.

- Like, all acting all crazy.

- It must be so nice
to be in the galley all day

And have me as the mediator.

I have people
acting crazy all the time

Asking,
"where's the food?"

But I don't come down
and yell at you, do i?

People may find ben
to be intimidating,

But I don't because he's
just like every other chef

I've worked with.

They're divas.

- The thing is, is you have
two girls on service.

- Okay.
- One doing turn down.

- All right.

- You can haul
the girl doing turn down

Up to the galley,
and she can assist with plating.

- That's so funny
that you said that,

'Cause that's what I do,
but you wouldn't know that

'Cause you don't use a radio,

And maybe if you got a radio,

Our communication
would be better too,

But thanks for the advice
about two girls on service.

I'll try it your way
next charter,

And we'll see if everything is
amazing rainbows and unicorns.

- You don't drop the ball,

And kate's doing this.

This is a pattern.

It's not just a one-off.

- I just wanted to let you know

We got a one-day charter
coming up.

- One-day charter?
- One day.

Six people.
Out one day.

Drop the hook.

Let them spend the night
on the boat.

In and out.
- That's easy.

- Quick and dirty.

You know, we're waiting
for our new deckhand.

- I like that.
- Yeah, buddy?

- That's awesome.
- Yes.

We got this one-day charter
ahead of us.

It's a perfect introduction
to the boat and to the crew,

So it's perfect.

You sure you don't want
to grab a brush too?

- Ah, that's okay.

You guys seem to be
doing it just fine.

[Laughter]

- Oh, [bleep].

- Now that the elephant
in the room has been brought up,

If we can talk about it and get
past it and get back to the job,

That's what's gonna
make us greater people.

It's okay if
miscommunications happen,

'Cause they're gonna happen.

Let's talk about
some of these things.

Like, we're grown women here.

Like, it should be talked about.

- I really don't know
what to think.

It's, like--
I literally just got out of bed.

Um, my mind's not functioning,

And...

I wouldn't let it
get to you too much.

I'm really sorry, amy,
that I've hurt your feelings,

But I don't give a [bleep].

- What happened
with your boyfriend?

- He's just, like,
incredibly distant.

It's like he gave up.

I can't keep giving
without getting something back.

I don't know how to fix this.

- I hate to say this,
but welcome to yachting.

Yachting breaks everyone up.

If you're on the boat together,
it's intense,

And you might get sick of them.

If they're not on the boat
together,

You're never
in the same country, time zone.

You don't have time
to talk to each other.

- I don't know that I can be
in a relationship anymore.

- I'm not discounting
those feelings.

That is sad
when anything ends that you had,

Like, hopes for.

If I were you,
I would pay more attention

To the person that's being nice
to you and is right here.

- How's it going, bud?
- Good. How are you?

- Good. Good. I'm logan.
- Kelley.

- Nice to meet you, man.
Pleasure.

- Is captain lee here?
- Yeah.

Let me get him
for you real quick.

Captain lee. Captain lee.
This is kelley.

There's a guy named logan
down here to see the captain.

- How's it going?
- Eddie.

- Logan.
- Good to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- You the new deckhand.

- Yeah, I reckon so.
- Ah, yes.

- Welcome to hell.

- I knew you guys
were gonna love it.

- Yes. Let's go on board, man.
- All right.

- You just made my day.
Thank god.

I was just like,

"I have another guy
that can carry heavy stuff."

Next time we put up that slide,

I'm gonna sit back
and have a coke.

[Chuckles]

How'd you end up in yachting?

- After college,
I decided

I needed to get the hell out
of oklahoma.

Probably the same for you, huh?

People that I know in oklahoma,
the big trip is to dallas.

You know? It's like,
"I'm going to the city."

I could never live that life.

I tend to venture out

And stick my neck out there
more than most people.

- You've worked
a lot of boats before?

- Yeah.
I've been doing it for a while.

- Good. Good.
Are you lying to me?

- Um...

- No, I'm just kidding.
[Laughter]

Our last deckhand lied,
so we're just making sure.

- Logan.
- How you doing, sir?

- Good. How are you?
- Good. Good.

Captain lee, I presume?
- Yes, I am.

- All right.
Nice to meet you, sir.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.

- Eddie?
- Yeah.

- This is your new deckhand.

- Whoo.

- He's got muscles.
- Excited.

- Go ahead.
- All right, thank you, sir.

- Logan.
- What? Who knows my name?

- Hi.
- What do you know, girl?

How are you?

- Oh, my god.

- It's good to see you.
- All right. You too.

I'll let you get sorted.
- All right.

- I'm not sure why, but that
just scares the hell out of me.

[Laughter]

- I met logan at a yachtie bar.

- Hit it off pretty well,
and so you know,

The whole time I'm like,
"oh, sweet.

This is going pretty well."

- I thought he was gay,
and I was, like...

So awkward.

- Next thing you know,
she's like, "oh, okay.

There's my friends.
I'm gonna go."

[Chuckles]

- I thought maybe he'd be
my best shopping buddy.

- It just got, like,
friend zoned,

Like, right off the bat.

Just--friend zone.

- [Sighs]

- And this is
where you're staying.

That's your bunk up there,

And this is kat,
your new roommate.

Kat, this is logan.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

- Pleasure to meet you.
Pleasure.

- Oh, my god.

One hot son of a bitch.

Is the bottom bunk okay for you?

- Yeah. I don't care.

- I request men
to have facial hair.

I like the way
it tickles my face.

- Logan,
come meet the other deckhand.

- Hi.
- How you doing?

- Good. How are you?
- Logan. Nice to meet you.

- It's nice to meet you.
- Pleasure.

- Yeah, all mine.
- Hey, here's some mediums.

These should work for you.
- All right. Perfect.

- Did you hear
about the new deckhand?

- [Gasps]
no.

I have really been excited
for a new deckhand

Just to kind of spice things
up a little bit.

Hey, logan.
- Hey.

- How's it going?
I'm amy.

- Amy. Logan. Nice to meet you.
- Great to meet you.

- Pleasure.
- We're excited you're here.

- Yeah. Good stuff.
- Whoo.

Oh, he's real cute.

Hey, boy.

Did you meet our new deckhand?

- Yes. I was the first one to.

- Oh. Wow.

Aren't you special?
- That's right.

I'm important.

Yeah.

You know that's my sister.
- Oh, okay.

- Yeah.
- That's--yeah. So.

- All right.
- "And that's my sister."

I'm like,
"throw me a frickin' bone here,

Kelley walton johnson."

- Kate, can you grab ben

And come up
to the wheelhouse, please?

Okay, we are gonna do
a one-day charter.

These are local businesspeople.

They're irish,
and they just happen to all play

In a rugby league together
here on the island.

We don't have to deal
with any preference sheets.

They don't want
anything special,

Anything out of the ordinary.

They just want to use the boat
for a day and have some fun.

We're gonna run 'em over
to a local bar in trellis bay,

So plan for something
like a 7:00, 7:30 dinner.

- Okay.
- The usual stuff.

- Mexican theme night.

- Works for me.

- This charter, in my mind,
doesn't even exist.

I'm not memorizing their names.

I'll shake your hand.
I'll show you your room.

I'll give you some champagne,

But you're out of here
in less than 24 hours.

- And we can all wear our blues
for this one.

A couple hours,
we'll rock and roll.

- Sweet.
Thanks.

- You want me to start
doing the sundeck?

- Yeah, that'd be awesome.
- All right.

- Love it. Love it.

- Yeah. That's awesome.

- He's already on it.

- Use both muscles, jennice.

[Laughter]

- My god.
I see what's happening.

- He's gonna fit right in.

- Logan just got here.

He needs to slow his roll
with the jokes

And try to get to know me
before he starts making fun

Of my muscle use.

- Sweet.

- Where are you from?

- Oklahoma.

- Oh, what part?

- 30 Miles east
of oklahoma city.

- Oh, my gosh.
We're neighbors.

It's a southern man.

♪ Hallelujah ♪

How'd you get into yachting?

- How did you get into yachting?

- Ah.
I moved to fort lauderdale.

I found a posting on craigslist.

- Really?

- Showed up to the boat,

And he was like,
"we want an experienced

Stewardess to run the lines."

At the time, I was thinking
it was, like, sewage lines.

He was like, "but can you cook?"

And I'm like, "sure, I can cook.
I'm from texas."

- The first thing
that caught my ear was

[Texas accent]
that texas accent.

It's this big old texas smile,

Big, old texas hair.

- Cool.

It's nice to have another
southerner around here.

- I know. We're taking over.
- Yeah.

- What day is it today?
The 4th?

- Picking up again on monday,
I think.

- Really?

We're gonna have off
on my birthday?

Dude, that would be so awesome.

I haven't celebrated my birthday
in god knows how long.

It's my birthday tomorrow,

And I haven't celebrated
a birthday with my sister

In a long time,

And the thought of getting
to spend my birthday

With my sister
has me excited to go out.

- All crew,
guests boarding in ten.

Boarding in ten.
- All right, let's wrap it up.

- All right, it looks like
they're staging now.

- It's a little bit bigger
than I thought it was gonna be.

- I showed you the picture.

It wasn't, like, a toy boat.
- No, I know.

- I feel so weird
wearing this outfit right now.

- How you doing?
- Hey. How are things?

- Good.
Welcome aboard ohana.

- Thank you. Matthew.
- Matthew, my pleasure.

- When I think of rugby,
I think rowdy,

Rough,
like, rawr.

- I know your time here
is gonna be brief,

But we're gonna make it
as memorable

As we possibly can for you.

Kate is gonna show you to
your accommodations, your rooms.

We're gonna get underway
very shortly.

- Right this way, guys.

- Oh.

Oh, a-oh.

Screw the bed.
I'm sleeping up here tonight.

- Make yourself at home.
I'll be right back.

- Cheers, guys.

- So you can go ahead
and do your gear checks

Whenever you're ready, sir.

- Go ahead.

[Engine humming]

- I love that sound.

- We're gonna
reenact kate winslet

And leonardo dicaprio later.

- Are we?

- We'll let the engines
warm up for about ten,

And then, we'll pull out then.

[Creaking]

Crash!

- Ooh.
What's going on?

What is going on?

- Oh, god.
This is when we cr*ck.

- Oh, wow.

- We got an issue up there.

- There's an engine
stuck in gear.

Right? We're leaving?
- Get out of the way.

- Coming up...

- Somebody put it in gear.

I will find out who,
rest assured.

[Creaking]

Crash!

- Ooh.
What's going on?

- Oh, god.
This is when we cr*ck.

- Oh, wow.

- Oh,
there's eddie running some more.

- Get out of the way.

What the hell happened?
- I was down in the crew.

- I have no idea.

I went in to get this,

And then I heard you say,
"the engine is in gear."

- Bow line just
ripped that pylon off.

- My last boyfriend--it was,
like, his first captain's job.

We had to dock stern too
in monaco.

Oh, god. It was humiliating.

- I got it.

- I think I stopped
liking him after that.

- Damn, dude.

- That's [bleep].

- Both engines were in gear,

And I know you can't start these
when it's in gear.

- We could have taken every boat
on that dock

And the dock with us and gone
out the harbor, no problem.

So the fact
that we just bent one pylon

And ripped the other one out

Is an act of god
that nobody got hurt.

- Look at this.

Thank god
we didn't rip a cleat out.

- That thing comes flying off
of there

At a couple of hundred miles
an hour,

Hits somebody in the chest,

Hits somebody in the head,
they're dead.

[Laughter]

- Is everybody happy, or can we
get anybody anything else?

- I don't think
I could be happier right now.

- Good!
That's what we like to hear.

- Be any happier,
and I'd be arrested.

[Laughter]

- It's so important that I keep
this information down below

And that the guests
don't get wind of it

So they can enjoy
their time fully

While we deal with the chaos.

- What just happened?
- Throttles in the [bleep]--

- Do they stick?

Do throttles in the bridge
stick?

- No, they were just open.

- Who [bleep] did that?

- I've never seen
this happen before.

I've never seen
anybody rip a pylon out,

And this is really embarrassing.

It makes us look like
[bleep] on the docks.

- Where was that at?
- No way.

- Oh, on the bow.
- Are you kidding me?

- That's the top of the pylon.
It popped onto the bow.

- Wow.
- Holy [bleep].

- Yeah, we need some loving
up there, now.

- I walked into a hornet's nest
when I showed up.

Things just start breaking.

We start ripping docks out.
Whoa.

- Okay, I need all the crew
up in the wheelhouse.

There's only two things
that could have caused it.

Either you've got
a mechanical malfunction

Or somebody,
after the boat was started up,

Decided to put it in gear.

- Our rugby players
are very happy.

I don't think they have any clue
what's going on.

- Yeah, that makes them a lot
like most of our guests.

- What we have to ascertain is,

How did this get into gear?

The engines were running
for about

Five to ten minutes before.

We weren't in gear.
We weren't moving.

Somebody put it in gear.

We need to find out who...
- Yes, we do.

- And how it happened.

Anybody here know anything
about it?

- No, sir.

- Okay.

Well, we'll just have
to go through everybody

That's onboard one at a time
and find out who did it.

I will find out who,
rest assured.

If it's mechanical,
it could happen again.

If it's not mechanical,
that means I've got somebody

In the crew
that's really a dickhead

And will be fired immediately,
if not prosecuted criminally.

- How's it going, everyone?
All right?

- I don't know if you could make
my life any better right now.

- Good.

- We need to get you off
the dock pretty soon,

To be honest,
because you're not--

It's not strong enough
to hold you now.

- We're gonna get off this dock,

And we need to prep for that.

All right, deck crew.
Everybody in position.

- Roger.
Everyone's in position.

- Taking the brush line off now.

- Pulling stuff for?

- Dinner,
like, mexican buffet.

- So we get to drink margaritas?

- Um, this charter's basically
about us.

- Okay.

- They just happen to be here.
- Oh, really?

- Right.
That's what I was getting--

- So I think we should just
do whatever we want.

- Hey-oh.
- Hey.

- Boy, that was [bleep]
disturbing.

- Yeah, that was pretty
aggressive.

That was almost--

- It was aggressive.

- Almost worst than a haircut.

- Kate, kate, lee.

If you have a second, could you
come to the wheelhouse?

- I'll be on my way.

- We looked real professional
there, boys.

- Yeah, right?
- Extremely.

- That was awesome.

I feel real proud to show
my face on that dock again.

- Hi.
Do you want coffee?

- No, no.
Hell no.

Jesus christ, I'm wired up
like an eight-day clock now.

Did the guests--
are they aware of what happened?

- Not at all.
Completely oblivious.

- I want to make sure
that they are not aware.

- Okay.

- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

- Hey, logan.
How's your first day going?

- Yeah, how about that?
- Yeah.

- Did you put the boat
in gear, logan?

- Keeping it fresh for me,
huh?

- I felt so bad for you.

- Geez.

- One, five, zero on my mark.

- Copy.
One, five, zero.

- And drop.

[Chain rattling]

- One, five, zero on the bottom.

- Beautiful.

- Three, two, one!

- Way too close.
Way too close.

That was not good.

- Oh, my god.

- Oh, my--

- Whoo!

- Hey, jennice, can you tie
a figure eight with one hand?

- Really?

[Laughs]

- It's almost unnerving that,
like, he came on,

And he just fit perfectly in.

- It's a good bar trick.
- It is a good bar trick.

I'm not at a bar.

[Sizzling]

- It's cute.
- Yeah.

- You can come in here.
This is not off-limits.

- Yeah, let me check out
these digs.

What?

- Welcome to ohana.
[Laughter]

You know it stands for "family."

Hey, we got plenty of space.

- We could actually let you lay
on the floor if you want.

Bring a mattress in here.
Just lay it on the ground.

- [Imitates blowing up mattress]
- yeah.

- Yeah, you really
could fit three people in here.

- Okay.
- No. That's not an invitation.

- Well, now I'm hurt.

- Now you're hurt.
- I'm just gonna go.

If you need me,
I'll be crying in my bathroom.

- Don't worry.

Kat'll be there
to keep you company.

- I'm not one of the guys,

And I'm feeling
a little ostracized.

- [Laughing]

- I miss my old roommate.

- You got a girlfriend back home
or anything, man?

- Nope.
- No?

- He's definitely in trouble.
- Oh, you're in trouble, dude.

- I'm not in a relationship
at the moment.

I'm trying to keep
all the reins off,

So that way I can keep moving.

I'm not very good
with relationships, anyways.

I don't know what to do.
[Laughs]

- I think he'll do.
Isn't that right, eddie?

- That's right.
- Yeah.

- Coming up...

- Are we allowed to jump
off of this side of the boat?

- With this current, no.

Uh-uh, uh-uh!

Kelley, kelley, a guy
just jumped over port side.

- Ta-da.

Would you like a margarita
on the rocks?

- No, but I would actually--
- I think you would.

- Here. Let me help you.
I'll catch up.

- Yay, logan.

Listen to how nice you are.

- He's a keeper.

- When he comes in and offers
to help us with our dishes...

I'm thinking,
"who is this guy?"

This could be
really interesting.

Logan,
since you're from oklahoma,

I always wonder, like--

- I have some [bleep] kickers.
I have some cowboy boots.

- Yeah?

- For a little period of time,

I was kind of dabbling if I'm
gonna become a cowboy or not.

One spring break,
I went and worked,

Like, on a ranch,
and they, like--

- Oh, that's awesome.
- This family does rodeos.

So yeah.
- Wow. That's really cool.

- What about you?
Were you into it?

- My nine-year-old birthday,
I wanted the whole getup,

Like, the boots,
the wranglers, the shirt.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Just one outfit?

- Just one outfit.
But it was awesome.

- Every wednesday,
you was a cowgirl, right?

- Exactly.

- Club!
- Oy!

Oh, it's like fight club,
but not really.

It's tuesday night club.

How good do I look right now?
Give me the hat.

Give me the sombrero.
- Yeah.

Everything's fine.
- Give me the sombrero.

- All right, ben.
All the guests are at the table.

- All right. Give me 20 minutes.
- Shut up.

- Then I was thinking
about having a margarita.

- Yeah, that's cool.

- And then I'll put out
guest dinner.

- No worry.
I got this.

The stars have aligned,
and these charter guests

Are amped about
the mexican theme night.

Salsa and guacamole.

- Guacamole.
- They're wearing sombreros.

They're wearing ponchos.
They're shaking maracas.

They're wearing mustaches.

I love them.

- Kate.
- We have some flank steak.

- Can we please do this
every night?

- It's, like, manna from heaven,
isn't it?

- You've got octopus coming up.

They need to pace themselves.

You need to fill them in,
please.

- We have octopus coming up,
so pace yourself.

- I do think that kate and I
are making a good team tonight.

There's always been
a respect between kate and i.

No one can fault her
with her job

And how seriously she takes it.

- To good food.
To good friends.

- Hey, guys, how are you?

Cheers, mate. Cheers.
- To ben.

- Cheers, mate.
Thanks a lot.

I mean, I'm actually quite
relieved they like my food,

Because let's face it,

This big irishman,
he's a rugby player.

I mean,
he could throw me off the boat.

So that's dead chef.

- It was amazing.
- Thanks, mate.

- Deck crew. Deck crew.

The guests are on their way to
the tender to head to the bar.

- Hey.
- What's up?

- Could you just help me dry
for a couple minutes?

I could use some help,

And we could probably catch up
a little bit, you know?

- Yeah.

- I don't even know
how old you are.

- 28.
- You're 28.

- Yep.
- Okay.

- I was a december 22nd baby.

- Okay.
- Three days older than jesus.

- Sweet.
- Yeah.

- You close with your family?

- Um, no,
I'm not super close.

I kind of bounced around
as a kid.

Some things happened, like,
my family got kind of split up.

My brother and sister went
to foster care and got adopted,

And I got to go live
with my best friend's family.

They took me in.
- Really?

- Yeah, so I was very fortunate

To get to go live
with my best friend.

- Thank god for logan.

He is a breath of fresh air.

He's not bad to look at.

Yeah, sure.
Help out with the dishes.

Stand close.
This is great.

- What's funny is, I have a lot
of acquaintances.

I have a few friends,

And I have even fewer
best friends.

I'm not one that regularly
calls people and checks in.

- Okay,
so when the season's over,

I'm gonna have to stalk you,

Like, a little bit
to get some attention from you.

- Yeah, 'cause
I just don't call.

I don't--

- It was a good talk,
by the way.

Good talk.

- Amy, amy.
This is kelley.

- Yeah, go ahead, kelley.

- It sounds like the guests
are bringing people

Back to the boat,
and it's gonna be, like, 14.

- Party.

- We have a one-day trip,

And they want to make it
the party of the century.

[People shouting]

- What's that?

Who?

- Oh, did i?
Oh.

- 14 People
is 8 additional guests.

It's the most guests
we've ever had onboard.

- I'll be here
for moral support.

[Laughter]

- How's it going?

- These people aren't gonna,
like, go crazy.

- Yeah.

- I'm gonna go to sleep.
You got this.

- Champagne is coming up.

It's frustrating because
they know they've left me

By myself handling these guests.

[Laughter]

- I feel like I've done my part.

I'm glad amy's on late.

- I'm so comfortable right now.

- I'm not getting near you

With that champagne bottle
between your legs.

[Laughs]

- Whoo!

- One more picture.

- Can I make you a drink?

- Like, with this current,
they won't allow that.

No, like, no.

Oh, no.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Uh-uh!

Kelley.
Kelley, kelley, kelley.

A guy just jumped over
the port side.

I told them no,
and here they go.

These stupid idiots.

Oh, hell's bells.

This is unsafe,

And this is how people
get lost at sea or hurt.

I mean, that sounds so dramatic,

But it's really true.

Hey, listen, guys.

Like, I'm all for fun
and jumping off boats,

But in the middle of the night?

No more.

Like, this is not safe,
and it's not happening.

I just want to make sure
they're leaving soon.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go get eddie.

[People yelling, cheering]

- This party is shutting down.

It's over.
No more.

- Eddie?
- Yeah?

- Hey, buddy.

Hey, the guests
are ready to leave.

- No, I'm not making you
another drink.

There's some water right there,
and then I'll be back.

[Ice clinks]

- Just you girls?
- Hold on.

I'm gonna double-check
with that real quick.

- No, I didn't make it.

Y'all are leaving.
We don't have to-go cups.

Yeah.
Thanks, and come again.

- So we need four more people.

- They're getting
the tender ready.

Is your friend here?
The blonde?

- She's downstairs.

- Hey, I'm good.
I'm good. I'm going.

- Everybody's in the boat
waiting for you.

- I'm going.
- Okay.

- It's this way.

- Yep, that's everyone.

- Bye, guys.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Thanks for visiting,
but bye-bye.

- [Snoring]

- So tell me your thoughts.

- About?

- Logan.

You, eddie, and him seem like
new bff already.

- Oh, yeah. No, he's good.

He's a really nice guy,

And his work ethic
seems pretty strong.

- Yeah, really good,
and he knows what he's doing.

Captain lee knew
exactly what he was doing.

I thought he was favoriting me

Since he brought
in a southern boy.

- Yeah. Don't get any ideas.
- Kelley.

- I've already warned him off.

- Kelley.

- Oh, yeah. No.
Uh-uh.

- Kelley. You did not do that.
- I did.

- Kelley. Why?

- That's my sister.
Sorry.

- I can't believe you already
said something to him.

- [Laughs]

- Coming up...

[Laughter]

- I just wanted a little alone
time with logan.

- Hey.

Right behind you.

- Whoa.
- Oh.

- Oh. Okay.

Sure.
Which--

- Do you like whiskey?

- I don't know.
Jameson's good.

- Anyway, guys. Enjoy.
- Definitely.

- Yeah, you too.

- Their accents are awesome.

- When they get drunk,
it's like a "sh-sh-sorry.

[Slurring words]
jameson is--

[Slurring words]

He's like, "what kind of wine
do you like drink?

"You pick what you drink.

"Bring up what you drink.

Bring a bottle of cab
up with you..."

- [Laughs]

- Get set up and get those
tests we wanted to do underway.

- Roger that, captain.

- We're gonna perform
some mechanical tests

To ascertain, you know,

What went wrong, if anything
mechanical is the culprit.

- Prop wash. Prop wash.

- You stand by on the stern,

And then give me an indication

Of which prop wash
you're getting.

- Copy that.

- I'm literally sick
to my stomach.

I've just got this huge knot.

- Could I have a bottle
of cabernet sauvignon, please?

- Yes.
- All right. Cool. Cheers.

- Start them up
whenever you're ready.

- Tell him to give me control.

- All right.
We'll take it.

- We've got prop wash,
prop wash, prop wash.

- Whoa. Whoa.

- Okay. We got prop wash.

- So that is frickin'
ridiculous.

- The boat lurches forward.

The safety mechanism has failed.

I don't know.
- It shouldn't do that.

It definitely shouldn't do that.

- No, no.

It's absolute relief to know
that it's a mechanical error

And not a crew error
because you really

Don't want to think badly
of your crewmates.

- Anything?
- Yeah.

Soon as he passes control up,

If these levers
are not in neutral, it engages.

- Are you kidding me?
- No.

- Well, that's crazy,

But mechanical error.

It's like being able to start
your car with a remote control

While you're 100 feet
outside of it

While it's in drive.

This never should happen.

- What do you say
we get the hell out of here?

- Let's do it.

All right. Here we go.

You ready down there, logan?
- Roger that.

- Here we go.

- We're all ready when you are.

- Thank you, gentlemen.

- We are going back to the dock?

- Yeah,

But not in the same dock.

- Well, thank god they have
another slip that can fit us.

- It fits by about three feet.

- You can do it, captain.

- We're gonna find out.
- [Laughs]

- Can we talk
about what happened with adrian,

Or you want to wait till, like--

- Yeah, we can talk about it.

Did you want to talk about it
now?

- For the tension
just to be there

And no one to talk about it,

That's not how
I like to operate.

I considered you really close,

And then--it was one
of those things that was,

Like, I liked this guy,

And then y'all
went downstairs...

I was just kind of
surprised by it

'Cause I felt like
we were really close.

- It was a childish thing to do.

- At one point,
I was like, "you know what?

"I should probably talk to her
about this and explain

How that really hurt me,"

But what would be the point
of that?

Let's leave the past
in the past,

And let's move forward.

- All right.

Well--
[clears throat]

You're saying you wanted
to leave the past in the past.

This is something
that occurred years ago,

And if it was years ago,

I don't understand
why it's coming up now,

And adrian said the same story
to all those girls.

You were telling people
this story

And relating that story to me
and my character.

It was like you were, like,

Trying to, like,
bring me down or something.

It was so insulting.

- Had I known that that would
have been communicated to you,

I wouldn't have talked
to anybody about anything.

- Right.

- And so I hate that
that happened for you,

And I'm sorry.

- Thank you.
Thank you.

I really appreciate
you apologizing,

Because I was so hurt.

All right, well, give me a hug.
- Yes.

I realize as I'm sitting there,

I'm the one doing a lot
of the apologizing,

And I'm thinking,
"well, wait a second, like,

This was a really hurtful
situation."

Hello?
Is there a soul in there?

Like, what--like,
do you care about us?

Thanks, kat.

- Thanks, am.

- I want to give everybody
a heads-up

On how we're going
into this place.

Distance between the two docks
is 60 feet.

We take up 30 feet.

I figure 2 feet
for the fenders,


On the other side,

And the boats on our other side
is 22 or 24 feet.

- All right.
- So we have nothing left.

There's always pressure
when you pull in.

You've got a $20 million toy,

And if you hit anything,

You've just spent a lot
of money.

Just making our final approach
to come in.

- Let's make this look good,
all right?

- I know.
It's a little stressful.

I'm sure the captain's
sweating a little bit.

You're on the biggest boat
in the marina.

Everyone's watching
when you dock,

And when they know you're going
into a little slip,

They're really watching.

- All right.
We're coming in.

[Laughter]

- Everybody on the dock
knows that,

"Oh, that's ohana,
the one that broke the dock,"

And now we're coming
in a really tight spot.

- We've got about 25, 30 feet
to go.

- This is gonna
be frickin' nuts, dude.

I'm really hoping we look good.

[Indistinct radio chatter]

- Is this gonna work?
- Holy [bleep], dude.

- [Over radio] looks like you
have two or three feet

On the starboard side.

- Think we're good?
That looks good.

- Take up on the bow.
Tighten it up.

Lock it down there.

Nicely done, everybody.
Thank you.

- Slap it.
- It's just awesome.

That's what yachting is:

Pulling some badass maneuver
and looking good while doing it.

I finally have a team
that can handle it.

Hell yeah.

- All crew on the alpha deck
now, if you please.

Guests are departing.

- Guys, thank you so much
for everything.

Thank you.

Food, excellent.
Keep it up.

Thank you.
Cheers, man.

- I've learned one lesson
from this charter.

The irish can drink,

And that's not just a t-shirt.

I put up with a lot, but I get
where they're coming from.

If I was chartering a yacht
for 24 hours,

I'd probably do the same thing.

- I've a little something
for you and your crew,

If that's okay,

And this is for your girls
as a thank-you from us.

- Glad you guys
had a great time.

- Pleasure. Thank you.

- Hey, cheers, man.
Thanks a lot.

This is from the...
- Oh, yeah.

- The bvi rugby team.
- Where's yours?

Get it on.
Stop messing about.

- We just turned the boat over
in 24 hours.

Guess what we get to do now.

It's like groundhog day.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Aloha.

- Yay, yachting.

- All crew. All crew.

Meet me in the crew lounge
on the double.

This charter--

I think it was kind of cool.

Logan, you did a pretty good job
of just sliding right in

And getting things done.

We might even give you
a half a tip this time.

[Laughter]

Amy, I thought you did
a good job

Of not letting the party
get out of hand last night.

- I couldn't have done it
without kelley too.

Like, he was up all night
regulating with me.

- That being said--

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Now come the fun part.

- My sister earned this tip.

Period.
End of story.

She worked her ass off till,
like, 4:00 in the morning

While the other two
are down there sleeping.

- You know, this is,
I think,

Really a good tip
for a less than 22 hours.

- Is that all it was?

- Yeah, but 5 grand.

Everybody gets $440.

- So generous.

I mean,
I've worked harder for less.

- Welcome aboard, sir.

- All right.
Good to be here.

One-day charter.
$440.

Sweet.
Jackpot.

- You guys
can go out this evening,

But you will be up
in the morning.

We can't get complacent at all.

All right.
Thank you very much.

- I'm gonna iron
your party pants.

- My party pants?

- 'Cause tonight's
the celebration.

- What are my party pants?

- Your birthday...

[Bleep] awesome
party pants.

- It's my birthday,

And it's my first time getting
to celebrate in,

Like, three years.

So I'm really excited.

I'm probably gonna
get a little crazy.

- I'm not doing this right now.

- Don't [bleep] it, love.

Don't break your back.

We've had long days.

- Internet to work.

- Just chill.

- I'm gonna get [bleep]
emotional

Because I can't talk
to my boyfriend

At the end of the season.

I feel like throwing my phone
up against the wall

Because thanks.

Now that it's a day off,

We cannot get internet.

Like, do you have internet?

- No, I don't.

- As much
as I enjoy working with him,

I'm not sure the two of us
are a great combination

To put on such small quarters,

And in order to move forward
with myself

And my personal goals,

I have to change the dynamic
between ben and myself.

I'm gonna just change
out of my shirt.

I don't know.

- Do you guys even party?

- Yes.
- Oh, no.

- Dude.
- Oh, no.

- That is such a party shirt.

- That's awesome.

- Kelley and I haven't been
communicating.

Like, we can't really--
we can't even, like,

Look each other in the eye
at this point.

- It came with a cigar
and a glass of scotch.

- Seriously?
- No.

- The last thing I want to do
is spoil his birthday,

So I just kind of want to let
him have a really good night,

And if he wants to include me,
I'm happy to be part of it.

I'll just kind of sit back
and watch him have fun.

- Hey.

- I [bleep] love that.

- We had curtains like that
in my dining room growing up.

- That's good.

I want to make up for lost time

And make sure he has
a really great celebration.

- Happy birthday, kelley.

[People cheering]

- When I start drinking,
I dance.

I dance constantly.

[Laughs]

- Kat is definitely going
for it.

She doesn't care who's around
and what they think.

- Who would not dance
with kelley?

You're an idiot if you wouldn't,

And I'm not gonna be that idiot.

[Electronic dance music]

♪ ♪

Kelley just makes people melt

When he gets on
that stripper pole.

- Happy birthday, kelley.

- Kelley was a legend.
I love him.

- Let's get
the [bleep] out of here.

- Yes. Let's do it.

- Happy birthday to kelley!

Whoo!

- Best birthday on the island.

Birthday on the island.

[Distorted voice]
the island.

Ah!
[Vomiting]

- Here, buddy.

Solid. Solid.

- He's gonna feel great
tomorrow morning.

- He's gonna feel like $100.

$100 In quarters.
- Yeah.

- Kelley can't handle much more
of the birthday celebrations.

- Oh, there--
- ooh.

- Oh, watch his head.

Hey, jennice.
Put him in my bunk.

- Oh, snap.

Are we getting in the hot tub?

- Boom. For sure.
- [Bleep] yeah.

We're in the bvis on a yacht,

And we have a hot tub.

And you always
want a hot stew you.

Best first charter ever.

- My biggest thing
at the end of the day

Was that he enjoyed
his birthday celebration.

- Oh, for sure.

I used to be fat,

And I didn't develop
as early as most kids.

I got my first kiss at 18.
It was sad.

[Laughs]

- I have never seen him,

Like, work the pole.

- But nowadays,
I have a way with women.

Basically, if you can just
not be a creeper,

If you got a sense of humor,

You get a lot further
than you think.

He was throwing some shade.

- Dude, he probably made
so much money tonight.

I just want to get
a little alone time with logan,

And then kat comes out,

Interrupts us.

Just go away.

- I just want to get
a little alone time with logan.

Just go away.

- Sorry.

Am I being--i thought
everyone else was up here.

All right,
I'm gonna go get more wine.

All right,
I'm gonna let you guys mingle.

This is awkward.

I'm not gonna be
the third wheel.

- Well, it's 3:15.

We should probably,
uh...

Call it, eh?

- Yeah, probably.

Come on, kat.
Give me a break.

Girl code.

- Okay. I'll be right here.

- It's really sweet,
and it's, like--

[Sighs]

That was a big moment for me.

- Next time on below deck...

- Next charter group.
- Wow.

They want champagne and caviar.

- Bling bling.

- I'm either gonna get sh*t
or get some really good dr*gs.

- And you guys
can just bring the food,

And we'll come to it.

- I got into yachting
'cause I loved serving

Leonardo dicaprio dinner
in st. Barts.

It's not serving snooki
and her escort friends

Cheeseburgers.

- I'm never wrong
about charter guests.

First impressions
are all that matter.

- I'm not an idiot.

- Amy doesn't want resolution.

She just wants drama.

- I just want some honesty,

And like, say it to my face
instead of my back.

- It's true.

I have feelings for you.

- What's the matter, kelley?

- My arm's sh*t,
but that's good.

- Kelley's just dragging his ass
all over the place.

Things are about to get ugly.

- Stop.
- No, you stop.

- I want you to calm
the [bleep] down.

- I'm leaving.
- Go out with dignity.

- Get him the [bleep] out
of here.

- All right.
- [Bleep].