02x22 - Shake, Rattle, and Rae

[bunniefuu]

Hey.

Alana and her crew are
really getting on my last nerve.

It's a big test, okay?

Just try to let it
roll off your back.

Or you know,
bounce off your head.

You're right. I've
just got to stay calm.

That's it.

I just can't take it anymore.

This is me... And
this is the edge.

I am over the edge! I
can't take it anymore!

You guys have been on my
case since the fourth grade. Why?

Hey, Rae.

Mr. Finn is behind me, isn't he?

Yeah.

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.

♪ But it's not that easy ♪

♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.

♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪

♪ hey, now, say, now,
'bout to break down ♪

♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪

♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪

♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ all right, keep it going ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪

♪ That's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

Yep, that's me.

Hey, hey. Chelsea! Check it out.

I just got my driver's permit.

That one little piece of
paper means freedom.

Well, come on!
Let's hit the road.

We can do that,
Chels, as long as I'm in

"a properly-insured vehicle
with a licensed driver over 25,

within city limits,
before sundown."

Sounds like you had more
freedom like on the bus.

Oh, hey, Rae. Did you
get in a lot of trouble?

Yeah.

I flunked the test.

And the principal said
if I don't make peace

with Alana, then
we're both suspended.

Rae, you really need to
settle this beef once and for all.

I know.

That's why I made an
appointment with her

in her office.

Yeah, that's really good.
You know what I'm saying?

Because...

hold on. That
girl got an office?

All right, Baxter. Make it fast.

Roca, get her a seat.

I meant get her a chair!

No, no. That's okay.

I like the seat down.

So why have you
come to me today?

Listen. I think it's just really
time we settle our differences.

By...

Alana's scoffing
at your suggestion.

I know you don't
want to get suspended

and lose all of this.

Okay, keep talking.

Look, why don't we just,
why don't we call it a truce?

Girl, make peace.

Maybe if we stop
fighting for two seconds,

we could get to know each
other and become friends.

I know, see.

Isn't that funny?

We're laughing together.

Why don't we try to do
something fun together?

We already did, this morning.

When we chucked
the papers at you.

But no, you didn't like it.

Well, maybe we
could do something

that's fun for the both of us.

Whatever.

As long as it's after dark,

and we're not seen
in public together.

Got it! What about an old-
fashioned slumber party?

You mean, you're inviting
me to a slumber party?

For some reason,
Alana is considering it.

So you mean we'll
all be in pajamas,

doing each other's nails?

Yep. I'll even make s'mores.

S'mores?

Yes!

I mean, s'mores.

Alana said something,
something, something,

in terra sante.

Cool, we'll make it my
house, Saturday night.

Fine.

I'll go to your
little slumber party,

but only under one
condition. It better be fun.

Oh, and no weird stuff.

Because every time
I'm around you, Baxter,

something weird happens.

That's actually two conditions.

Hey, Mr. B.

I want to thank you
for giving me my first

driving lesson. My
mom's been so busy.

Oh, oh. And if we pass
by any of the homeys,

you mind ducking down?

Hold up there, hotrod.

First lesson is parking.
Park it right there.

Now I said I was
going to teach you

how to drive.

I didn't say I was going
to let you get behind

the wheel of my car.

Now, buckle your seat belt.

Zig-a-jig-zig.

Zig-a-jig-zig.

Eddie, driving is a
serious business.

Now, come on.

Give it some pretend gas

and pull away carefully
from the imaginary curb.

Okay, all clear. Let's roll.

Eddie! Watch out!

You almost hit a moose.

Cory, what are you doing?

Earning five bucks.

He's helping me test you.

You never know
what kind of obstacles

you're going to run
into out on the road.

Yeah, Mr. B.

The road is filled
with little kids

running around in moose hats.

Well, not if you
keep hitting them.

Careful, Rae!

Moose crossing.

Dad, you know that I have
a slumber party tonight.

I thought you were
taking Eddie out driving.

So did I.

Come on, dad, you've
got to go. Please.

Ooh, can I come, too?

You need to take
bullwinkle with you.

Okay, fine.

Eddie, time to get
behind the wheel.

Yes!

Eddie, two hands.

Yeah, Mr. B.

I would really
hate to lose control

of baby's first steering wheel.

If you honk the horn,
bubbles come out.

What comes out if I honk you?

Okay, okay. Enough, you two.

Eddie, keep your
eyes on the road.

They're here.

Chels, why you got
to say it like that?

I don't know, maybe
because you're inviting

evil into your house.

Listen, I need
this. Okay, Chels?

You've got to help me.

Remember, nothing weird.

Hey, ya'll. Come on in.

Oh, I love your pajamas!

You're really getting

into the spirit of slumbering!

Alana feels you're
trying too hard.

Right, come on in.
Let's get to the fun.

Okay. So what can we trash?

No, no. The other kind of fun.

You know, the one where property

isn't destroyed.

Hey, let's just get to
the beauty treatments.

What you saying,
we're not beautiful?

No, no. You're gorgeous.

This is just to enhance.

You know, it's stuff that we do

at slumber parties.

Right.

I knew that.

Let's do some beauty.

Okay.

Do you love it?

Oh, so much. I love it.

Oh, remember in fifth grade
when I put the lizard down

the back of your pants?

Hilarious.

Yeah, yeah.

Who knew those cute little
things had such sharp claws.

I don't know why it was
so much fun to t*rture you.

Well, maybe because deep
down you really liked me.

No, that wasn't it.

I pretty much t*rture everybody.

Admit it, Alana. You
gave me special t*rture.

Yeah, I guess I did.

All right. All done.

What do you think?

Wow, cool.

Is this not the
best slumber party

you've ever been to?

Well, between you and me, Raven,

it's the only slumber party

I've ever been to.

Oh. Well, you
know, that's probably

because you're too cool
for that, so, understandable.

No.

It's just that no
one ever invited me.

That's terrible.

You might find
this hard to believe,

but some girls find
me intimidating.

Blow.

Okay, you guys! It's ready!

I hate to brag, but this batch

is like perfect.

Yes! I am starving!

Yes! Give me this!

Baxter!

Um, Alana wants
you to know that you're

eating her facial mask.

I've got to say this is

way more fun than I
thought it would be.

Yeah, Rae, eat some more.

All right, girls, let's
get our party on.

♪ Go, Alana, go, Alana ♪

♪ go, Raven ♪

♪ go, Raven, go, Alana ♪

♪ go, Alana, go, Alana... ♪

Earthquake!

This party is rockin'.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Chelsea, Kitchen, now.

All right, you guys,
keep partying!

Party, party, party, party!

That's right.

Chelsea!

Yeah, sorry.

It's just that my groove
thing has a mind of its own.

Chelsea, listen, this
is important, okay?

I had a vision that there's
going to be an earthquake.

An earthqua...?!

Shh!

Earthquake? When's
it going to happen?

Sometime tonight.

What are we going to do?

I don't know, Chels.

I mean, if I tell them
about my vision,

then they'll know I'm
psychic, and that's not good.

And if I don't tell them,
that could be dangerous.

And that's not good. I mean,

if I send them home
and don't tell them why,

they'll think I'm weird,
and that's not good.

This is not good. No.

Okay, but we can do this.

We just got to
keep the party fun

and we got to keep it safe.

Right. No problem.
We can do that.

Yeah, we just, we
just can't be weird.

So explain how
this is not weird.

Hey, you know what?

Everyone plays this at all
the cool slumber parties.

It's called the protective
headgear game.

This is stupid.

Chill. If they're playing it

at all the cool slumber parties,

then we should
be playing it, too.

Explain the rules, Raven.

Actually, the rules
are the best part.

If you feel shaking of any kind,

you run under the
piano and take cover.

Whoo-hoo! Fun!

Fun!

That is the spirit, Chels.

Okay, let's practice.

Oh, no, it's
shaking! It's shaking!

Under the piano!

Go, go, go, under the piano, go!

Get over there!

Oh, wow.

That's very impressive.
Oh, my goodness.

I'm surprised

you guys never played
this game before.

I haven't! I haven't really!

Right. So here
is the twist, okay?

Now, you have to stay
underneath the piano

until the head
helmet... That's me...

Says, "come out. Come
out. It's safe," okay?

I'm going to go
make a phone call.

Hey, Baxter, I'm getting hungry.

And you won't like
me when I'm hungry.

All right.

Well, what if I make s'mores?

S'mores!

Dad, your cell phone's ringing.

That's right.

But I'm not going to answer it.

When you're driving,

you got to keep
your mind on the road

and both hands on the wheel.

Oh, that's my cell.

Edward, what did I just say

about driving and
talking on the phone?

I'm not driving!

I'll get it.

Here.

Hello. L.A. tease line.
Corey speaking, baby.

Oh, hey, Raven.

What?

Okay, I'll tell
him. I'll tell him.

What's wrong?

Raven had a vision.

She said there's going
to be an earthquake.

An earthquake?

We got to get home.

Eddie, I'm about to
set a bad example,

but this is an emergency.

Rae, are those
s'mores ready yet?

'Cause the girls are
kinda getting angry

that they're still
stuck under the piano.

Yeah, they don't
get this game at all.

Chels, listen.

I just need a few
more seconds, okay?

Just distract 'em.

Right, right.

I'll distract them
with, with, with... ooh.

Perfect.

I'm not even going to ask, dude.

And I want you to put

that helmet on, missy, okay?

Safety first.

You happy?

You see, officer,
we were at home

driving on the couch,

and then the girls
came downstairs

in their pajamas and
they kicked us out,

so I had Eddie here drive
with his toy steering wheel.

So he was the one
that was speeding?

No, that was me.

But only because my
daughter called to warn us

that there was an
earthquake coming.

You see, she's psychic.

Really?

When I'm not working,
I'm a leprechaun.

I got to say I whipped
these up pretty good.

What are you doing
on the floor, Baxter?

Trying to get up.

Make it fast or
we're out of here.

We're starving.

And that egg beater stuff?

It's getting weird.

Oh, no, it's stuck!

I can't see!

Move it!

Oh, okay, okay.

I can't freak out, okay.

Just make the s'mores.

It'll be okay. All right.

Oh, man.

Got to make the s'mores.

Got to find the Graham crackers.

Graham crackers, got 'em.

Graham crackers...
One, two, three, four.

Now I got to find
the marshmallows.

The refrigerator.

Got it.

Here's the refrigerator.
Here we go.

Okay, marshmallow fluff.

Okay, got it.

All right. Let's go get it.

All right. Here we go.

Okay, spoon.

Where's the spoon?

All right.

Got to love the
fluff. All right.

Now I find the chocolate syrup.

Chocolate syrup.

Oh... chocolate syrup!

Okay, here we go.

Oh, yeah.

I am going to smother it
in chocolatey goodness!

You are having fun.

This is not weird.

You are being distracted.

Okay,ya no mas.

We are out of here.

Okay, who's ready for s'mores?

Who's ready?

These are s'mores?

Yeah. I built 'em up too much.

Baxter, did you make
those with your eyes closed?

Sorta.

I kinda had a little
helmet accident.

Chels, a little help.

Yeah, sure, sure.

Okay, come on, pull.

A little help, girls, actually.

We could use some help.

Okay, all right, all right.

Now, on ten. One, two, ten!

Baxter, get off of me!

This is my first and
last slumber party!

No. Okay, wait, you can't go.

I finally get to go
to a slumber party

and it had to be yours.

Oh, Alana, you got
to let me explain.

No quiero oir mas.

The only thing weirder
than you at school

is you in your own house.

There's going to
be an earthquake.

Baxter, nobody knows
when there's going

to be an earthquake.

I do.

Raven, what are you doing?

I have to, Chels.

This is going to be dangerous.

Look, the reason that I know

there's going to be an
earthquake is because...

Is because... I'm psychic.

Earthquake!

Everybody under
the piano! Go, go, go!

Wow, Raven, you
really are psychic.

Yo, yo, yo, is everybody okay?

Did you feel the earthquake?

That was no earthquake.

That my dad's car
crashing into the garage wall.

Come on, Corey.

Give me a hand, man.

I hope I didn't scare
you guys too much.

Rae, I rushed back

as soon as I got your call.

Whoa, Baxter,

you had your pops
run into the side

of the house to make us
think there was an earthquake?

Uh... Yup.

That was so...

Cool.

You really got us.

The helmets,

making us hide under the piano.

Making us think
you were psychic.

Yeah, me, psychic? Please?

Alana is impressed by
the depth of your deception.

That was the coolest prank ever!

So everybody's fine?

Yes, thanks, dad, so
much for helping me out

with the prank.

You made me it feel
like a real earthquake,

just like I envisioned it.

Remember what I said?

Oh, right. Anytime.

Uh, Eddie,

you ready for another lesson?

You going to let me drive now?

No, I'm going to let you dial.

I'm going to show you how

to call the insurance company.

Wow...

I can't believe
you pulled that off.

Yeah, me neither.

So are y'all going to stay?

Hey, we came to have fun.

All right! Let's get
this party re-started.

Whoo!

♪ Come on, everybody... ♪

Alana, great news.

I got our makeup tests
back from Mr. Freno.

We passed!

Yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

I'm so excited for us!

I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

Man, why'd the hugging stop?

Alana's been
doing some thinking.

Okay.

You really got me with
that slumber party prank.

Didn't I, girl?

I thought I did with
the earthquake.

That was funny, wasn't it?

But see, now I've
got to get you back.

Why? You keeping
score or something?

I think we can squeeze
her in right now.