01x10 - Back from the Future

[bunniefuu]

Okay, your mission supplies
are packed,

the schematics have been
uploaded into chase's chip,

and your transport
is on the way.

Did I forget anything?

No. We'll just guess
what the mission is

and see how
it all plays out.

All right. A particle collider
is a three-mile long

underground facility
where scientists...

Race subatomic particles
at each other at light speed

for energy experiments.

[Giggl know. Cool!

Both:
Deedle-deedle-Dee!

There is a particle collider
in Berkeley

that is accelerating
out of control,

and your mission
is to shut it down.

Oh ho! Awesome!

I hope one of us
knows how to do that.

Okay. We have to
act quickly.

The scientists that
operate the facility...

'Scuuuuse me...

Have already evacuated
the control center,

and if we don't
shut it down in time,

it will create
a massive black hole

that will implode
the entire planet.

Today?!

No, that's not gonna work.

Today is Shelly Evans' birthday,

and her mom makes
the best cupcakes!

I'm just sayin'. That woman
doesn't skimp on the sprinkles.

Don't worry, Leo,
you will get your cupcakes.

Adam, Bree and chase have
all the training they need

to shut the collider down.

I don't know, big d.

I think these guys are
gonna need some...

♪ Back-up!

Yeah, and that's why
you're gonna be

♪ back up! Here
in the lab with me.

Oh, he said "backup"
and you said "backup."

Saying things twice
makes it funny!

Oh! Saying things twice
makes it fun...

Stop it!

Man: No, no, no!!!!

Aaaah!

Aaaaah!

Nobody panic!

Probably just
the cable guy.

Come on, big d, I just came
from seven years in the future.

Your time machine
actually worked!

It's me! Leo!

Whoa!

The cable guy's got
the same name as you!

Wait. If you're really me,

then you'd know the handshake
I came up with

in case I ever
became a spy.

Requesting authentication,
double-o Leo.

It really is me!

Narrator: The world's first
bionic superhumans...

They're stronger than us,
faster, smarter.

The next generation
of the human race is...

Living in my basement?!

♪♪

So you're...

The future version
of him.

Do you know
what this means?

I cracked time travel!

Ha ha ha! ♪ I cracked time
travel, I cracked time... ♪

Can you do me a favor?
When I see you in seven years

can you remind me to tell me
how awesome I am?

Lemme high-five.
Like that.

Both:
Oh, I'm sure you won't forget.

Hey, he just said
what I said!

Technically, I just
said what I said.

Okay, you're gonna
have to stop doing that.

Stop. Stop.

Stop!

It's so good
to see you guys!

It's good
to see you too...

Older, yet
strangely similar Leo.

So, uh...[Chuckles]...

What did time travel feel like?

Did your body mass
increase exponentially

as you accelerated
towards light speed?

Uh, I pushed the button,

felt a lot of wind,
there was a big flash...

But yeah,
mass and speed stuff.

So if you're
from the future...

Then what color
are my eyes?

Ignore him.

Come on, future Leo,

let's jump to 2025
and see what people are wearing.

I want to start now
and be a trend-setter.

Sorry, but it took big d
years to just scrape together

enough zanol fuel for me to
come here once and go back.

Ohh. Fine.

But if I end up wearing mom
jeans and hair scrunchies,

you are gonna get back
in that thing and fix it.

[ Cell phone buzzing ]

Oh. The collider mission.
You guys have to get ready.

Head to the equipment room
and gear up.

Nice to meet you,
future Leo!

Congrats on growing
out of your awkward stage!

Hey, why didn't you just bring future
Adam, Bree and chase with you?

Let me guess. You just hopped in the
time machine and took off without them.

That is so future me.

Actually...
That's why I'm here.

Adam, Bree and chase...

Don't make it to the future.

Adam: Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Forgot to pack my pudding.

What do you mean

Adam, Bree and chase
don't make it to the future?

You sent me back here with a video
that will explain everything.

[ Beeping, whirring ]

Whoa, what is that?

It's a holophone.

I invented the holophone?

No. But you did wait in
line six days to get one.

Greetings, past Donald.

That's me?

Please tell me the holophone
adds a hundred pounds.

Even if it did, what about
the other two hundred?

The next seven years are
pretty hard on you, big d.

[Snickers] Or should
I say "bigger" d?

[ Laughing ]

If you are watching this,

we cracked time travel!

Ha ha! Inter-dimensional
high five.

I just high-fived
my future self!

What?! Look at me!

Let me have some joy.

I sent Leo back in time

to stop you from
sending Adam, Bree and chase

on the particle collider
mission.

What? Why?

Now, I'm sure you're asking,
"what? Why?"

I know myself so well.
You know.

As a scientist,
I am loath to change the past.

But in this case, I have
to make an exception.

Adam, Bree and chase...
Don't return from the mission.

Send an automated rover
in their place.

It's the only chance we have
to save them.

Oh, and by the way...
[Clears throat]...

Every time you say, "hey, I
think this calls for a cookie,"

think about this.

Aaaah!

[ Shouting, whimpering ]

How could I send them on a
mission they don't return from?

And how could you
let your hair recede

with so many trusted
over-the-counter remedies available?

If Adam, Bree or chase
hear any of this,

it'll shake their confidence in future
missions or their confidence in me.

Please tell me you won't
say anything to them.

I promise.

Future me...
Speaks for both of us.

There's not much time.

The collider situation's
getting worse by the hour.

I gotta go
build that rover.

We're good to go,
Mr. Davenport.

We'll check in once
we reach no! Ta point.

Uh, I-I mean,
the mission's off.

But you said
it was urgent.

Did I say "urgent"?

I th... I think
I said "urge... ing."

I was like I was urging you
not to go on the mission.

Why?

Because I'm sending
an automated rover

that can shut down the collider
via remote. [Coughs]

As soon as I build it.

An automated rover?

You might as well send a
handbag on a skateboard.

The three ono!!! Can handle...

I said no,
and I mean it!

My decision is final.
Now just...

Everybody go
get ready for school.

Thank you.

Future you would
thank you too, big d.

Or should we say
"bald" -d?

[ Both laughing ]

So, you know everything
that's gonna happen?

Not everything. Little stuff can change
without affecting the big stuff.

For example...

Last time that was you.

Smelled like kiwi
for a week.

Janelle!

Oh, that's just painful.

You have no idea what's
coming your way, do you?

What do you mean?

You'll see...
At 8:27.

What's supposed to happen
hey, Leo!

Hey, Janelle!!!

So, who's your friend?

Oh, that's me.

Oh...

"Meo."

My cousin meo!

It's short for meopold.

"Meo and Leo."

That doesn't sound
made up at all.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha...

So, anyways,

uh, Leo, do you want to
see a movie tonight?

Did she just...?
And you knew...?



Yes. Yep. Done.
Totally. Toast my goats.

I'll see you there
at seven.

Things are gonna go
really well tonight.

Check it out.

That's you two
in seven years.

Pretty cool, huh?

Are you wearing
a pink tie?

It was a gift from Janelle,
and we love it.

Hey, big d. I got an "a"
on my history test.

Yeah? Did you cheat by getting
the answers from future you?

Both: So, how's that rover
coming along?

It's almost ready.

[ Crackling, small expl*si*n ]

You know what,

are you sure Adam, Bree
and chase don't make it?

Yes, I'm sure.
I'll show you.

We downloaded the security camera
footage from the control room.

[ Alarm wailing ]

[ Whooshing;
Powering down ]

Well... they shut it down.
They completed their mission.

You came back for nothing.
I think this calls for a cookie.

You haven't seen
the ending.

[ Cheering, whooping ]

[ Alarm resumes wailing ]

[ Crashing, explosions ]

Scratch that cookie.
[ Sighs ]

I gotta get this thing
mission-ready.

Aha! So it's still
not mission-ready.

Why won't you just
let us go?

No, no, that won't
be necessary.

I just need to buy
a few things... from NASA.

They're having a sale.
Everything's a million off.

I'll be gone for a couple of hours.
Leo, you're in charge.

Both:
You future Leo.G d.

Aw, come on!

He thinks this mission's
too big for us.

It's not that
he Leo. We promised.Ig...

I guess Davenport just
lost confidence in us.

Or he lost confidence
in you two.

What is that
supposed to mean?

Yeah, I'm the one always carrying you two.
You're the weak links.

Oh, i'mmm-hmm.Ak link?

You can't even spell
"weak link."

Can to.

What are you talking about?!

Guy[ Arguing ]ys!

Enough!

Future me came here to warn Davenport
not to let you go on the mission

because you don't
come back from it.

God! I never
listen to myself!

Don't come back?

Wow.

I guess this means
we're... not invincible.

It all makes sense now.

This is why Mr. Davenport
forbade us to go.

Nice going.

I had to tell them.

Davenport didn't want to
undermine their confidence,

which is exactly what he did
by not telling them.

Don't you shake my head at me.

Hey! Hey.

Careful.
Handsome is delicate.

Should I really be going
to a movie with Janelle

considering there still might be a
slight chance the earth might implode?

Well, it is
a pretty good movie.

It's a note from
Adam, Bree and chase.

They went what?! Mission!

"Dear Mr. Davenport,
we went to stop the collider.

"We know we won't make it back,
but that's a small price to pay

"to save you, Leo
and the rest of the world.

P.s. Sorry we get
blowned up."

Pretty sure Adam
wrote that last part.

We have to tell Davenport about Adam,
Bree and chase on the mission.

What? O. It's happening.

The series of events I was
sent back here to prevent.

Donald's voicemail: You missed
me, but leave a message

for Davenport, Davenport,
Davenport industries!

[ Beep ]

It's the same awful voicemail
for the next seven years!

I can't imagine my life
without Adam, Bree and chase.

I don't have to imagine it...
I lived it, and it's awful.

Davenport is so distraught he spends the next
seven years trying to build a time machine

so he can stop this one event
and get them back.

Why didn't he just
come here himself?

I don't want to bore you
with the time travel details,

but mass plays into
the calculations,

and he did not want to write
down his weight in front of me.

He didn't fit into
the time machine?

You saw that man.
He doesn't fit into anything.

[ Alarm wailing ]

Oh, it's redlining! Adam,
bust open that control panel.

Okay. Bree, run to the collider
and use your super-speed

to create a vacuum
to slow that thing down.

Oh, sure. Give the girl
the vacuuming job.

Would you just go?!

Great.

Wow.
So, I guess this is it.

Yeah.
Let's not talk about it.

You know what
I just realized?

I'm never gonna get to wear
white and walk down the aisle.

Aw. You wanted to work
at the movie theater, too?

Yeah. And I guess
I'll never get to be

the first president of a
self-sufficient underwater colony.

So long, chaselantis.

We were a good team
while it lasted, guys.

Yeah. Thanks for
always being there.

Oyou too..

Hey, can you hand me
that voltometer?

Im bus over here.Ork.

I'm not letting you do this.
I'll be fine.Erous.

I'm not worried about you,
I'm worried about me!

Besides, you're gonna miss
youI'm okay with it.Le.

Again, I'm not worried about
you, I'm worried about me!

Look, I'm the only chance
Adam, Bree and chase have.

They don't know
that the room collapses.

If I can get there quickly,
they can shut down the collider

and I can still
get them out in time!

No. Davenport's rover
will fix everything.

Besides, you're still in that clumsy
phase where you goof stuff up.

Look, I'm the one who messed up by
telling Adam, Bree and chase their fate.

If they don't come back,
I'll never forgive myself.

Fine.
Then I'm going with you.

It's time to send in some...

♪ Backup!

We'll take Davenport's
turbo-speedster.

Can't reach the pedals.

You'll drive.

Ohh! This isn't working!

Nothing is working.
We're running out of time.

Well,
what are we gonna do?

[ High-pitched electrical
whining accelerates ]

I'm gonna have to fry the control
panel with my force field.

It's our last chance
of shutting this thing down.

Adam, rip out those wires
and get out of the way.

Hurry!

I love rippin' stuff out!

Huhh!

[ Collider powering down ]

Yes! Guys, we did it!
We shut down the collider!

[Whoo-hoo! ]

Donald:
Adam? Bree? Chase?

Dude, Mr. Davenport
turned into a wheelie robot!

I'm monitoring you remotely
via the rover, Adam.

What are you guys doing there?!

Leo told us what happens,

but you designed us to save
the world, so we had to come.

Guys!

What's Leo doing there?!

Did you shut down
the collider?

Yeah,
we just finished.

Then get out of there, fast.

The room is about
to collapse.

What?

[ Loud rumbling ]

Aahh!

No! No!!!

[ Rumbling, crashing ]

Leo!

Leo just saved our lives.

That was supposed
to be us.

He didn't need bionics
to be a hero.

He owed me five bucks!

Wai... wait a second.

If Leo's gone, then
shouldn't you be gone too?

I don't know.
This is all new to me.

Leo's still in there!
Adam, dig him out!

Leo!

Next time when I say
"get out," get out!!!

He's okay.

Oh!

I am so happy
you are alive!

You owe me five bucks.

Oh, no! The blast door
[ Rumbling, is sealing!

Aaaahhhh!!!

Everyone out, now!

[ Alarm wailing ]

Thank goodness
you guys are all right.

What were you thinking?!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

And y are grounded
until...

You become you.

Look, big d, I know you were
worried, but it all worked out.

I... I mean we... changed
the course of the mission

and saved Adam, Bree and chase.

I think what
he's trying to say is,

if they saved the world
and I saved them,

then I saved the world!

Still grounded.

By the way,
Janelle dropped by.

She seemed
a little upset.

Uh-oh.

I end up alone
with a dog?!

You better fix this!

I'm not walking
down the aisle with that.

Don't be silly. You can't
bring a dog to the movies.

Well, now that
you guys are safe,

I guess I should
get back to the future.

Courtesy of me.
I did that.

I just like to remind everybody
that I cracked time travel.

That was me.

Thanks for
coming back for us.

And for helping
save our lives.

Yeah, and for showing us
that our time is precious,

so if we're gonna make fun of
Leo's height, gotta do it now.

Unhh!

Stay smooth.

Only if you do.

Enjoy the next seven years,
man.

They go by in
the blink of an eye.

[ Powering up ]

Wow. [Choking up]
I miss me already.

Then a particle collider
went berserk

and could have created a black hole
that would have collapsed the planet,

but Adam, Bree and chase
went to try and fix it,

until a version of me
from seven years in the future...

[Deep breath]...
Came back in time

to warn us not to, like, go.

But they went anyway,

so I had to save them instead of
going to the movies with you.

Oh, okay.
That makes perfect sense.

We're really? Cool.

No.

♪♪