03x02 - Stark Raven Mad

[bunniefuu]

Check it out, Eddie!
You and I are partners

for the science project! Yes!

Oh, no!

I mean, no way this
isn't gonna be fun.

Ohh. Ha ha!

I can't wait. I can't wait.

Make way, people.
People, 'scuse me.

Homie, comin' through.
Got to see the list.

Excuse me, stretch.

Your time is up.

But that's what
I'm talkin' about!

Who's your partner, Rae?

Only a Jalen,

captain of the football team!

Huh-hike!

Yes! I'm so excited!

♪ Oh, oh ♪

Hey, hey, Jay!

Hey, Jay.

Um, so I just found out
that we're gonna be partners

for the science project.

Ok, that's cool.

So we're gonna be on,
like, the same team, then.

Yup. Go Raven! Go Jalen!

All right!

So do you have any ideas?

Yes, I do. Ha ha!

Oh, you meant about the project.

My bad.

Um, well, we do have to make

a model of a human stomach.

So what's the game plan, then?

My house, say, around 5:45-ish?

Ok. I'll see you there, coach.

All right. Bye, Jay!

Ha ha ha.

Rae, I can't believe your luck.

Ms. Reynolds partnered you up

with the captain
of the football team.

Yeah, funny how
that worked out, Rae.

Well, sometimes
fate has your back.

Oh, hey, Mrs. Reynolds.

Thanks for the hookup.

I'll see you at the restaurant.

And sometimes you have
to give it a 2 for 1 coupon.

Hey, salad bar not included!

Not good after 4 P.M.!

You better read the small print!

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride
with the Rae now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Ok, do you think
Jalen will like this?

Rae, for the last
time, he's coming here

for a science
project, not a date.

Ok, but that'll all change

as soon as he sees me in this

or this

or this!

Wow, Rae, you're
getting really excited.

I think I can hear
your heart b*ating.

That is not my heart, Chels.

Someone is...

someone is throwing
a ball against my...

face.

Sorry, lady!

You stay right
there, you little nasty!

Sorry about your face.

Well, you should
not be bouncing balls

up against my house.

You're pretty.

Well, thank you.

I try.

You're not so bad
of a nasty yourself.

My name is Sierra.
I live next door.

Oh, you've just moved in.

Hi, my name is Raven.

That's a nice name.
Can I come in?

Well, actually,
that's not a very... ok.

Wow. You have a
really nice house.

Thank you.

Got any snacks?

I like fruit roll-ups...
And your shirt.

Ooh, that's soft and pretty.

Thanks, I made it myself.
But you really need...

Wow. When I grow up,

I want to be just
like you, Raven.

Wanna braid my hair?

No.

I can sing opera.

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh... ♪

I think... hey, don't you need

to be getting home to your mama?

Nah, mommy said I should
get to know the neighbors.

Oh, then you really should
meet the Wilsons, ok?

Who are you?

I'm Sierra. Raven's
my best friend.

Who are you?

I'm Corey, your
best friend's brother.

I wish Raven was my sister.

I wish she was your sister, too.

Yo, what's up, little man?

Is Chelsea around?

Yeah, she's upstairs with Raven.

Could you tell her I'm here?

Yeah, no problem. Sure.

Be right back.

Chelsea! Eddie's here!

Well, I could've done that.

Then what did you ask me for?

Hey, cutie, what's your name?

I'm Sierra.

Wanna see my scab?

No, no. I'm gonna
have to pass on that.

Thank you.

Hey, Eddie. Sorry.
I was upstairs

helping Raven pick out an outfit

for studying with Jalen.

Ooh.

Who's Jalen?

He's this cute boy from school

Raven's been crushing on,

so she bribed the
teacher to be his partner,

and who are you?

I'm Sierra, Raven's
new best friend.

Bye!

Gosh, Raven has
a new best friend?

She's just a
little kid, Chelsea.

I gave her the best
years of my life.

All right, would you stop it?

We got to get to work
on our science project...

How lack of sleep
affects human behavior.

How can I think of sleep

when I just lost my best friend?

Hi, Raven.

Ohh.

Uhh!

What you doin'?

Putting on... what
are you doing?

You are supposed
to be at the Wilsons'.

What's this?

Deodorant.

What's it for?

To make me smell nice.

Now give me that back.

Why don't you just take a bath?

Why don't you just take a hike?

I like hikes.

We can take one together

and sing opera.

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh... ♪

Ok, hey, hey, hey!

You know who are big on hiking?

The Wilsons. Go hike with them.

Go take a hike.

So you understand Rae's
not gonna just drop you

and start hanging out
with some little kid, right?

Of course, Eddie. I don't
even know what I was thinking.

Cool, cool. Ha ha.

Guess what? Guess what?

Raven and I are going
on a hike. Bye-bye.

Now what does she
have that I don't have?

Chels, enough, ok?

We still need 2 people to
help with our science project.

Where are we gonna
find a couple of suckers

to stay up with us
for 2 whole nights?

Hi, kids.

Hey.

Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Sucker...

I mean, uh, Baxter.

We were just talking about

what wonderful and
supportive people you are.

What do you want?

What's it gonna cost us?

Oh, nothing, Mr. B. Ha ha!

We just need some help

with our science project.

Oh. Ok, we can do that.

Cool. The 4 of us are
gonna stay up for 48 hours

to see how lack of sleep

affects human behavior.

I don't know. 2
days without sleep?

Well, I understand,

you know, Mr. Baxter,

because you old folk

really need your naps. Ha ha!

I do not nap because I'm old.

I nap because I like it.

So are you in or out? I'm in.

Cool, that's one.
Ms. B., how about you?

You can keep me up,
you can count me in.

Cool.

Ooh! I know. We'll
pinch each other

every 20 minutes

to make sure that we stay awake.

Starting... mmm... Now! Oh!

I'm not even tired!

See? My plan is working.

Hello, Jalen.

Come on in.

Did it just get dark in here?

Huh? Oh, no.

We're just saving energy
for the environment.

Music?

Oh, it's to help us focus.

You know, like you do

before you play a big game.

Come sit.

Right. Anyways,
guess what I found out.

Do tell.

You know that model
stomach we have to make?

Well, they got a huge
one down at the museum.

We should go check it out.

Oh, yes, I'd love to come
to the museum with you.

It's dark in here.

Sierra!

Hi, Raven.

Did you remember
to put on deodorant?

Ok, that's it.

Ooh, you must be Jalen.

And you must be leaving.

Ok.

Raven uses deodorant

'cause she doesn't take baths.

Ohh! Get out of here!

Stop it!

Raven, are you ok?

You seem a little tense.

I'm not tense. Thank you.

You do seem a
little tense, Raven.

That's the last
thing I am right now

is tense, Sierra.

You know what? Maybe I should...

No, you sit!

I mean, please sit, Jalen.

And you need to go.

I can see up your nose, Raven.

Grrrr.

You know what?
Maybe we should, um,

start fresh tomorrow,

you know, when
you're not so not tense.

Oh! But, Jay... oh, ok.

Thanks a lot, Sierra.

You're welcome.

Wanna see a dance I made up?

No.

♪ Go Sierra, go Sierra ♪

♪ it's your birthday,
it's your birthday ♪

♪ go Sierra, go Sierra ♪

♪ it's your birthday,
it's your birthday ♪

Got to stay awake.
Got to stay awake.

Stay awake.

Eddie! Me, too!

It's amazing.

Oh, my gosh. I'm not even tired.

I stayed up all night,

and I still have
all this energy...

Chelsea. Chels!

Chels, Chels.

You are so tired,
you're overtired, ok?

I mean, you think you
have all this energy,

but you're gonna drop
in a couple of seconds.

Never!

Ok, I am stronger
than ever, Eddie.

I may never sleep again. Uh-huh.

That's right.

Boo-ya! Uh-huh.

Ok, what is up with you guys?

It's the science project, Rae.

Look, whatever you do,

do not let me fall
asleep, all right?

I mean, I can't mess this up.

Ok, I gotcha.

All right.

So how are things
going with you and Jalen?

Oh, my goodness.

Thanks to that little Sierra,

Jalen thinks I'm some
kind of screaming freak!

Ahh, if he sees me
have one more outburst,

I might... Eddie?

Eddie.

Come on, man. Your project.

Don't do this to yourself.

Eddie!

Eddie, stop it!

Work with me, Eddie.

I am not playing with you.

Get... do it...

Jalen.

It's not what it looks like.

He asked for it.

Um, you know what?

I, uh... I just remembered.

I gotta do something
back in that direction.

Ok.

Well, bye, Jalen!

I'll see you at the museum, ok?

And... ok, the big stomach!

Ok, I'll take that as a yes.

Welcome to the
hall of digestion,

home of the living stomach.

Please no pushing,
shoving, or crowding.

It's just me.

Yeah.

This exhibit isn't as
popular as we thought.

Well...

Looks like we got
stood up, big fella.

Raven, who are you talking to?

Oh. Yeah, I'm sorry I've
been acting weird lately.

I just want you to know

that I'm a sweet, gentle,

completely normal...

Raven, look at me! Look at me!

Ohh, snap! That little nasty!

Raven, who are you yelling at?

Huh? Oh, um... Um...

I was just, you know, practicing

my vocals for the
science project,

warming up, you
know what I'm saying?

Like, the nasty,
nast... nasty. Me me.

Nasty.

Right. So what was I saying?

Something about
being completely normal.

Which I am.

So let's sit down
and start the project

before someone pops up

that I do not want to see.

Ok.

You guys have been doing
this science project now

for 34 straight hours,

and none of you have slept.

So let's see how it's
affected your behavior.

Ready?

Yeah, man, yeah. Whatever.

Ooh. Hi, ball.

I love you.

Heh heh heh.

Ha. And it loves you, too.

Ready, dad?

Taxi!

Ow.

Ready, ma?

Oh. Ahh!

It hit my finger. Ha ha ha!

It hit my... hit my finger!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

All right, Corey, all right.
Come here. Throw the ball.

I'm over here. I'm
open. I'm open.

Throw that ball.
Whoo-yeah, that's right!

That's right.
Touchdown, touchdown.

Who's your daddy?

It's in the freezer.

Such a beautiful ball.

I love you. Heh heh.

Fingerrrrr. Ha!

Ok, so according to the data,



and y'all turned
into the wack pack.

Hey, you know what?

Who's down for a
push-up contest?

Yeah! 1...

so what in the world

are we gonna make
a stomach out of?

I don't know.

Maybe we could just
cut a football in half.

That could work,

and we could paint
the inside of it pink

and put butterflies in it.

Butterflies in a football?

No, butterflies in your stomach.

You know, like you get
before you play a big game.

Oh, right, or...

Like when you like someone.

Yeah, that, too.

You know, I was a little
bit worried about today,

but I'm glad I came.

Me, too.

So, uh, you want a
soda or something?

Oh, ok.

All right, I'll be right back.

All right. I'll be right here.

Look, Raven, look!

Sierra.

Raven, look at me!

Sierra.

Raven, look at me! Look at me!

My vision!

Sierra, what are you doing here?

I take a science
class at the museum.

No, no. I mean, what are you
doing in there, in the stomach?

How did you get in there?

I don't remember,
but it wasn't easy.

Well, you need to get out.

I don't know how.

So you're saying you're stuck?

I'm stuck?

I don't want to be stuck!

I'm scared.

Ok, ok, calm down,
calm down, Sierra.

Ok, I'm coming in
to get you right now.

Just sing your opera.

♪ Raven, help me ♪

♪ Raven, help me,
Raven, help me ♪

♪ Raven, help me ♪

Here I come, Sierra!

Here I come!

Aah! Uhh! Uhh!

Sierra!

Raven, over here.

Look at me!

Sierra.

Aw, snap, Sierra!

How'd you get out?

Same way I got in.

Well, how do I get out?

I don't know.

You little brat.

As soon as I get out,

I promise you I will get you!

Hey, Jay.

Raven?

Huh?

No! Uhh!

What did I do?

Hello and welcome
to the living stomach.

Oh.

Let's see what happens to food

on its magical journey
through our bodies.

No!

Sounds like somebody's hungry.

Nobody's hungry! No!

But don't worry,

because here comes dinner.

No, I had a late
lunch! No, do...

let's start with
salad... Stop it!

And croutons.

Uhh! Aah!

Don't you chew your food?

And now our next course...

Please. Please don't be soup.

Spaghetti.

I can handle spaghetti.

Thanks for... ok,
thanks. I'm full now.

Don't forget the meatball.

Meatball?

Aah! Ok.

Oh, thank you. That's enough.

The stomach breaks
down these foods

by contracting and expanding...

Hey, this is kind of fun. Whoo!

And secreting gastric juices.

Oh, ok!

Ew! This is not fun!

This is not fun!

And now that our food
has been partially digested...

Partially?

It continues its journey

through the body.

Aah!

Aah!

How y'all doin'?

Raven, where'd you come from?

Well, after I left the stomach,

I think I went into the...

You know what? You
don't even want to know.

Are you ok, though?

Look, I wish I could tell you

stuff like this doesn't
happen to me often,

but, uh, it does.

That's cool. I mean, I
know what you were doing.

You were trying to save Sierra.

How do you know?

She told me. Well, you know,

actually, she sang it to me.

But I think what you did

is pretty amazing.

Really?

So, uh, where is
the little pumpkin?

She went back to her class.

That girl really
loves you, Raven.

Oh, lucky me.

Well, no. Sierra's a sweet girl.

It's just that, you know,
every time she comes around,

she makes me look like a maniac

in front of you.

I don't think you're a maniac,

you know, not all
that much, but...

Ha ha. Thanks.

That's so sweet.

We still got a stomach to build.

Uh, yeah, don't
really want to think

about stomachs right now.

Right. We can get a
clean start tomorrow.

Clean would be nice.

Ok. Well, uh, see you later.

Ok.

Heh heh.

Bye, Jay.

Oh.

Jay and Rae.

That's cute.

Raven?

You're all messy.

I thought you left.

Nope. Scoot over.

Oh, ok.

Mommy said I could
go home with you.

Remind me to talk to your mama.

Raven, are you mad at me?

No.

Do you like Jalen?

Yes, I do.

He is so cute,

but I don't think he
likes me very much.

Don't worry. I still like you.

I like you, too.

I'm gonna be your best friend

forever and forever.

Ok.

Till infinity, double
infinity, triple infinity...

Oh, ok, ok, I get it.

It's gonna be a
long time, right?

Let's go.

Chels.

Rae, is school over yet?

It hasn't even started, dude.

Oh, come on, I'm so tired.

Well, you have to make sure

I stay awake, ok?

Hey, how did your
date with Jalen go?

Ahh, I may still have
a chance with him.

He's so cute and smart and...

Oh, Chels...

Chels?

Chelsea.

Chels, come on.

Come on, girl. Don't lose it.

Come on, you have a
long day ahead of you!

Don't play with me!

I ain't playin' with you, girl!

Stop being like that!

Raven?

Snap.

Jalen.

It's not what it looks like.

Hey, I ain't seen nothin'.

Wait!

Jalen!

I'm not a maniac!

Maybe a little bit.

But we can talk
about that later.

Jalen! Jalen!