03x22 - Adam Steps Up

[bunniefuu]

All right, listen up, guys.

We're introducing
a new element to training...

The bionic battle.

Each week, two of you will be
pitted against each other

in a physical challenge.

To the death?

Yes, Big D. built this
multi-million-dollar facility

to train and house you

just so we could pick
you off one by one.

So each week's winner
will earn points

toward advancing to
the next bionic skill level.

And the loser gets...

well, humiliated.

Spin, since you're the youngest,

you get to choose
an opponent first.

Yes. Scared?

Ya should be.

No, no.

This isn't about scaring people.

No one's going to get hurt.

Ow!

What are you doing?

We're throwing this thing
at that thing.

I'm an athlete.

Adam, you're a mentor now.

You have to start
acting like one.

I am. We're supposed
to teach them

how to use their abilities.

So... we're havin'
a bionic slam dunk contest.

Incoming!

Bob, get down from there.

Sorry, little lady.

No can do.

Why not?

Because I'm afraid of heights.

But you can levitate.

Oh, I'm good going up.

It's the going down part
that never ends well.

I'll have to use
my molecular kinesis

to get him down.

Or you could just use a ladder.

[Bob screaming]

I don't know what
you're talking about, Bob.

That ended very well.

The world's first
bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us.

Faster. Smarter.

The next generation
of the human race is...

living in my basement?!

Okay, Tasha.
I got it, honey.

Okay, now you're just growling.

Trouble in paradise?

I've just been so busy
with the academy,

I haven't been able
to spend any time with Tasha.

And she's complaining
about that?

Hey, Mr. Davenport,

why don't you go back to Mission
Creek for a couple of days?

We can handle things here.

Thanks, but there's too much
going on here.

Tasha will just have to wait.

Hey, Big D. what are
you and Mom doing

for your anniversary tonight?

Anniversary... I'll call you
from the mainland.

Hey, has Mr. Davenport
gone yet?

Yep. The hydro-loop
just left.

Good, 'cause the party train
just arrived.

Sorry, dude.

It's cool.

I'm a beast.

All right.

Who's ready to do some things
we'll regret?

We're supposed
to be responsible.

Look, we're supposed
to teach them life lessons.

Today's life lesson
is about doing things

we can't do when
Mr. Davenport is here.

- Right, Bob?
- Right.

Adam, Mr. Davenport
left us in charge.

We're not goofing around.

All right, well,
I'm in charge, too,

and I say we are.
Bob.

These are the moments
that define us.

The moments that prove
we are men.

Now let's go have
a belly flop contest.

Yeah!

Adam, you're
the best mentor ever.

When I grow up, I want
to be just like you.

Then who would I be?

Welcome to Paradise.

You said we were
going to Hawaii.

We did. We went
right under it.

Leo, what do you
think you're doing?

Since Big D. is off
taking care of his lady,

I invited mine down
for a little island vacation.

This isn't a vacation resort.

Leo, Mr. Davenport is counting
on us to work while he's away.

Just help us out.

I would love to help, but that
sounds like a mentor problem,

and I'm just a student.
Ta-ta.

Wait. You're
just a student?

I thought you said
you were a teacher.

Um, I am.

Hey, look, there's
one of my students now.

What? I'm not
your student.

Ah. Children.

What he's trying to say
is we don't use labels here.

No, what I'm trying to say
is we're ranked by colors.

You're yellow.
That's the lowest.

You're scraping the bottom
of the barrel, sweetheart.

I see what's going on.

You're just talking smack because
you're tired of living in my shadow.

I'd be jealous of me, too

Jealous?

You're the one guy here who makes
me feel better about myself.

Okay, little boy.

I don't have time
for your games.

Oh, it's not a game.

This just got real.

'Cause I choose you
as my opponent

for the first bionic battle.

[all exclaiming]

- Me?
- Yeah, you.

Unless, of course, you don't
want me to embarrass you

in front of your girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

Just to clarify, I'm not his...

Well, he's not my...
Because, like, we don't...

Like he said, we don't
use labels here.

You know what?
I accept your challenge.

The battle is on.

Great.

While you two have
your little showdown,

I'll just sit alone
on the beach.

Janelle, that is not
going to happen.

We don't have a beach.

Hey, has anyone seen Bob?

Short, blonde, looks like a Bob.

I thought you were mentoring him
in the fine art of belly flopping.

I was, but I haven't seen him
since he took out that swordfish.

You lost him in the ocean?

No, in the cafeteria.
It's Seafood Sunday.

That's strange.

I'm not getting any trace
of Bob on my bionic beacon.

So what are we gonna do?

I don't know.

But I'm not able to lose
a man on my watch.

Forget about
the man on your watch.

We have to find Bob!

Yeah.

That's a lot of stretching.

I got a lot of muscles.

I'm sure they're
in there somewhere.

[bell rings]

[all chanting] Battle,
battle, battle, battle.

You're goin' down.

I'm gonna have to.

It's the only way
I can see you eye to eye.

Ow!

Now you can look me
right in the knee.

Now you're really gonna get it.

You got nothin'.

Leo!

What'd you do that for?

To show you who's boss.

He's just a little kid.

He is not a little kid.

He is three feet of evil.

Oh, what are you gonna do, cry?

[fake crying]

No, no.

No, no, no,
don't cry. No.

How could you do that to him?

Yeah. I'm just a child.

Oh, no, that is my bit.
Don't you steal my bit.

Are you happy? You just took
down a ten-year-old.

Oh, he is not ten.

Are you ten?

Let me help you up.

Are you okay?

I think so.

I'm just trying to understand why someone
would do that to another human being.

Hey, I know what will
make you feel better.

How about a smoothie?

With sprinkles?

Yep.

And whipped cream?

Yep.

And love?

Sure.

Thanks for being so nice to me.

It almost takes away
the pain of what he did.

- I'd like a smoothie.
- No.

Did you find Bob?

No, but I was thinking.

What if we're the ones
who are lost

and Bob is looking for us?

This is getting weird.

It is not like Bob
to just disappear.

And I should know, we've been
best friends for two days.

Hello? Is this
Pizza Planet?

Bob?

Oh, hey, guys.

I must've dialed
the wrong number.

But while I got ya,

wanna go halfsies
in a pepperoni?

Are you on a plane?

Is that Mr. Davenport's jet?

I hope so.
His picture's all over it.

Bob, what made you think
you could take

Mr. Davenport's plane?

Adam said we were supposed
to do all the stuff

we can't do when
Mr. Davenport is there.

I did say that,
but in my defense,

I only meant to think it.

I was going to surprise you
with your favorite pizza

from Mission Creek.

So... surprise.

Aw.

Hey, when he gets back,
act surprised.

How is he even
flying that thing?

It's a self-flying jet.

As long as he doesn't disengage the
auto pilot, he'll be totally...

What is this button do?

[shrieks]

What just happened?

He disengaged the auto pilot.

[shrieking continues]

The plane is in a freefall.

Classic Bob.

Okay, Bob, I need you
to rotate the stick

to level out the plane.

Okay.

Now I want you to
reactivate the auto pilot

by pushing the two red buttons

on the panel next to you.

I don't see any red buttons.

Only green ones.

Green? There are
no green buttons.

Would now be a bad time
to tell you Bob is color-blind?

[groans]

This is all your fault.

How is it my fault
Bob's color-blind?

This is what happens

when you're not
a responsible mentor.

I'm very responsible.

[arguing]

Stop fighting.

We have to figure out
a plan to save Bob

before it's too late.

He's our responsibility.

She's right.

Thanks for backing me up.

Thanks for having
such lovely hair.

Maybe I can hack into
Mr. Davenport's mainframe

and try to override
the auto pilot from here.

That's an awesome idea.

Thanks.

Great. Now we're dealing
with two disasters.

Can I get you anything else?

Well, I sure could use
some self-esteem.

How about I go get you
a snack, okay?

Okay, but don't
keep me waiting too long.

Oh, yeah.

I got that girl trapped
in the Spin cycle.

What are you doing?

Help, help, the bad man is back.

You're faking.

Hey, you made me
look like an idiot.

Now I'm gonna make you
look like one.

To be fair, it's not so hard.

Janelle, I think there's
something you need to see.

What now? You gonna
steal his lunch money?

- Leo!
- Leo!

He's not really hurt. He's
just using you for sympathy.

I get it.
You won the challenge.

Isn't that enough?

Come on.

- Give me that.
- No!

Leo, what has gotten into you?!

I just saw him.

He's fine.
He does not need crutches.

You're right, he doesn't.

Let's go, Spin.
You're comin' with me.

Oh, the pain.

Hang on, Bob.

We're trying to reactivate
the auto pilot from here.

The altitude thing
is flashing "danger."

What does that mean?

It means you're in danger!

Are we talking
good danger or bad danger?

Guys, we're running out of time.

Don't worry.
I hacked into the jet.

All I have to do
is press this button,

the auto pilot will be
back up in no time.

Uh, where did he go?

Oh, no.

I must've hit the wrong button.

Maybe because you're
staring at my sister.

You just disabled
communications with the jet.

Classic Sebastian.

Bob, what happened?
You look awful.

Hey there,
Mr. Davenport.

Any kids missing yet?

I'm kidding.

[nervous laughter]

Oh, this one with the jokes.

I just wanted to check in

and make sure everything
is running smoothly.

It is running
smoothly, isn't it?

Yep, real smooth.

Hope your anniversary's
going well.

It's great.

I just made
this rosemary chicken.

Yeah, chicken.
Have a nice dinner.

Joke's over, mini man.

You need to tell
Janelle the truth.

Sure. I'll say
whatever you want,

as soon as you stop
filming me with that tablet.

What? That's ridiculous.

Uh-huh.

You could've just deleted it.

Nice try, Leo.

I may be fakin' it,
but I got your girlfriend

wrapped around
my little bionic finger.

Aaah!

You lied to me.

Lying's such a strong word.

I picked you up.

I sang you to sleep.

I fed you with a spoon.

Oh, this is great.

Front row seats.

You're in trouble, too, mister.

What did I do?

All I wanted was
a relaxing vacation,

but you ruined it

with your little grudge match.

At least I kicked his butt.

Because I let you.

You wanna go again right now?

Hey, enough!

Look, Janelle, I'm sorry.

I just wanted to impress you,

and I got a little carried away.

And you?

- My leg...
- Seriously?

Okay, I'm sorry, too.

Good. Now that
that's settled,

you two are gonna
be my servants,

and give me the vacation
I deserve.

Smoothie. Hammock.

Double time.

Wow.

Tell me about it.

Is she always like that?

No. Sometimes she's mean.

Okay. Happy thoughts.

Puppies and kittens.

Puppies and kittens.

[knocking]

Oh, I hope that's the flight
attendant with my peanuts.

Hey, Bob.

Adam?
How did you get here?

I used Mr. Davenport's
jet wing to fly up here

and then I heat visioned
a hole through the cargo area.

Cool. Where's
the jet wing?

Oh, it wouldn't fit
through the hole,

so I ditched it and sent it
plummeting to the ground.

That's what I would've done.

- Hey, Bob, got a question for you.
- Yeah.

What were you thinking
taking this plane?

I thought you'd think
I was cool.

Ahh!

I do.

Oh, Bob, I can't
stay mad at you.

Let's land this thing
and call it a day.

All right, Chase said
a red button, red button.

Wrong button, wrong button.

What are we gonna do?

We're goin' down, we gotta jump.

- No, we don't.
- Yes, we do.

No, we don't.

Yes, we do.

I'm afraid of heights.

Don't worry, Bob.

I'll get you through it.
This is nothing.

When it's over,
we'll laugh about it.

If we survive.

Here, hold my parachute
while I adjust yours.

Trust me, Bob.
You can do this.

You just gotta
believe in yourself.

You're right.

I can do this.

I can do this!

I can't do this.

You can do this.

In the past 24 hours, you face
planted off a basketball rim,

and belly flopped
onto a jagged coral reef.

Bob, you're a beast.

You're right.

I'm a beast.

You can do this.

I can do this!
[screams]

That's the spirit.

Hey!

You took my parachute.
Wait up!

Tasha, dinner's ready.

Adam?!

Whoo-hoo!

I'm alive.

Not for long.

[Bob] Look out below!

Bob?!

Oh. Hey, Mr. Davenport.

Is that rosemary chicken?

It was!

I am never leaving
you guys in charge again.

Mr. Davenport,
it's not their fault.

It's mine.

I was goofin' off,

and the students thought
it was okay to goof off, too.

I... I should've been
a better mentor.

Actually, Adam was
a good mentor.

- He was?
- He was?

I was?

Yeah. When I was
up in the jet,

I didn't wanna jump, but
Adam boosted my confidence,

and helped me conquer
my fear of heights.

Wow.
I'm impressed, Adam.

I never thought I'd hear
those three words together.

What I don't understand is why you
had to jump in the first place.

- Hmm?
- It's a smart plane.

Even without the auto pilot. It
has an emergency homing beacon

that allows it
to land automatically.

So we jumped for nothing?

Wait. Does your jet wing
land itself too?

No.

[laughing]

Classic Adam.