Hi, I'm Ginger Fowley.
Every single thing that happens to me
gets recorded in my journal, and I've
been doing that ever since. I like
learned how to write. These
are my two best friends. Dodie keeps me
updated on all the latest school gossip,
and Macy keeps me updated on all the
latest school health risks. That's my
little brother, Carl. He's a total freak.
Mom. He's in my room. Kids stay
away from each other, stop playing with
each other. My mom, you know, she keeps
telling me that these are like, the best
years of my life. And I'm thinking,
who is she kidding?
Good morning, student body. As some of
you may have already heard, Lucky Junior
High will close early this Wednesday so
the state inspection team can look into
claims linking our high clause not only
entirely with the recent bout of Vertigo
sweeping the school.
Close to the girl.
Don't you have a stupid bench?
And I was saying after our customary
sloppy Jane burritos will perform our
song and then collapse from midnight
screening of the little seal girl. And do
you think my lineup is too routine?
Well, you did change the order of the
song in the video. That's kind of
different.
Macy Ginger. What do you smell? Fish
sticks. Fish stick, Robert. No, it's
the scent of a total and extreme
popularity. Actually it's
teen venom. Don't even
think about wearing it until you're like
23. Oh,
hi, Courtney Ginger. Well, that hot lunch
line really does a frizz job on your
hair, doesn't it?
Tell me this is just some twisted social
experiment. Let's just see what she's
made of Miranda. Besides, they won't bite
you. I wouldn't put it past the little
one.
I can't believe it. Am I
dreaming? If you are, so am I.
What's going on? Look, Darren Courtney
Griffling invited me to her party
tonight. Whoa. That's major. My
brother's going to be there. Oh, great.
Boys will be there.
Oh, you're in, you're in. Oh, the
duty. What about your slumber party?
Get it? This is our future. We're talking
about it. I heard about this woman girl
who got invited to one of Courtney's
parties and didn't go. She was
mysteriously transferred to another
school at night, her locker
untouched. Seems like I'm going to throw
up. Me too. Hold
your lunch. I got everything under
control. Macy, you get the makeup. I'll
work on an outfit. Ginger, be at my house
at 7:00. I've got some great little
sealed girl lip gloss.
Dear Macy, you can't keep buying makeup
at the toy store. Courtney Griffin's
parties. That's major. It's so
weird. One day I'm a normal geeky kid
like you. No offense.
Understood. Just 10 more months to
removal unless there's another gum
infection. Anyway, the Courtney
grippling phenomenon changed everything.
Now I'm sort of in this crowd without
Dodie and Macy with me, and I don't know
how to act. What if I do something
totally uncool? No problem, Ask my
brother what to do. Oh, I owe you big
time, Darren. You want my little
brother?I
heard that.
Hospital pudding.
f*ck her skin and everything.
How can you eat that stuff? It was made
for sick people. I got a college.
Come in, Pudsey. Courtney Griffin's
having a party tonight. Can I go? Aren't
you going to Dodie's for a sleepover?
Mom, this is a party. I'm talking about
Robert Joseph. How many times do I have
to cancel that? Mom, there's going to be
boys there. It's fine, Ginger. You'll
just have to take Carl.
Seriously, I have to work tonight and
there's not a babysitter from here to
Jersey that'll watch your brother without
a security deposit.
It's simple, Ginger. You could stay home
with Carl. We can take him to the party.
I'm sure it'll be fine with your new
friend. I can't
go. You have to go. Ginger Fatty.
We have been best friends since
kindergarten. I loved my sister. It's
more. Anyway, I
must advise you that you could witness
first hand the kinds of things that,
well, kids like us have only dreamed
about. I wonder what they do at boy girl
parties. We'll find out,
because Ginger is going to that party.
Macy. Lip gloss. Knock, knock. Hey,
Darren. Hey. I scored the party info for
my brother. Well, don't
eat dips. What?
It's uncool. Don't eat dip.
That's no information. Oh, what else did
he say? You're so annoying. Get out of my
room. I can't work with that.
Sorry Dodie, but no, this Ian
Richton will be in attendance.
I hope he knows about the dip, Ginger.
He's your destiny. I'm
going. Let's escape
from the desert. Come on. The forward
trader for camels. I just have to find
someone to watch Carl. Sorry,
Ginger. My mom says Carl can't stay
here without you. Ever.
Here's the deal. I go to the party, you
stay outside, it'll cost you. Name
it. Your toenail clippings
for three weeks? That is so gross.
Deal deal. But no
eating them in front of me this time.
Oh, they had to drop you at birth?
What are you doing? You decapitated a
plaster duck?
Hi Courtney. Hello Ginger.
Everyone read Ginger in a mildly
convincing manner that makes it seem like
your close friends. Hi,
Ginger, how are you? Really, Really.
Care for some dish?
No thanks.
All right, who's the leak?
Patience, it's early.
Hey.
Pony girls are hot. We live on a yacht
and go cha cha cha Shetland pony solo
dryer. That's
all we'll see.
Take it away, frisky pony.
Carl, you should see me now in
a situation where you're cold red, cold
red. Pudsey, we need you to be a pony
girl.
You just washed in. There you are, Ian.
Ian Richton also belonged to me.
Draw the blind, dim the light, hand out,
mint. It's time for spin the
bottle.
Normally I would take the first spin,
but I want our little newcomer Ginger
Fowley to go first.
Ian, nice shirt.
My little brother has one just like it.
My uncle Barry gave it to him.
Did you see that dog? These teens are
spazoids. Don't
talk, Paul.
Kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss Kiss kiss kiss kiss
Kiss Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.
This
was any other night, you'd be so dead.
Does this mean our deals off?
My parties.
It was a real custody, right
between the lips and the cheek.
A leak? How was your party?
Oh wait, it's still going on. We're
getting kind of wild too.
Call me
tomorrow.
You want my little brother?I heard
that.
01x00 - The Party (Pilot Episode)
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Series focuses on a junior high school (later high school) girl named Ginger Foutley who, with her friends, tries to become more than a social geek.
Series focuses on a junior high school (later high school) girl named Ginger Foutley who, with her friends, tries to become more than a social geek.