01x03 - You Don't Know Jax

[bunniefuu]

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- Previously
on vanderpump rules...

- Where'd you sleep last night?

- Where do you think?

- You think I've got time
for this?

The two of you together
is an impossible situation.

- Where's the hair spray?
- Why don't you just use mine?

- No, it sucks.

Yeah, that stuff's pointless.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, this is a joke.

So inappropriate!

- I heard you picked up
my girlfriend--thanks.

Thanks for picking up stassi
and bringing her here.

Appreciate it.
- Who else is gonna do it?

You're working.
- I know.

- Hey, that's what
a friend does.

Are these strong?

That's a lot of sh*ts
I just did.

I didn't even think about it.

- Be an adult.
Be an adult!

Go get your own damn place
and go make a life for yourself.

You don't have me anymore.

[club music]

- ♪ you know
that it's our time ♪

♪ these are the best days
of our lives ♪

♪ just raise your glasses high

♪ this one's for you tonight

- ♪ all I had was you and me

- Stas, hey.

Hey, princess.

Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Good morning.

- How are you doing?
- I'm okay.

- How are you really?

- I don't know if I'm just,
like, numb to it,

Since this has been
such a long time coming.

But literally
nothing is gonna change

If jax and I
keep living together.

Everything that he's doing,

Like,
the way he's treated me...

I put in my 30 days notice
with our apartment.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I'm sad about it.

I just know I have to do this.

I just hope that
either months from now

Like, I'm either,
like, so over it

And I'm like
"what was I thinking?"

Or he's like "I just lost

One of the best things
in the world."

- Stassi and jax,
they'll break up

And then the next day,
two days later, it's fine.

So now that
they're broken up again,

I'm kind of--okay, well,
I'll believe it when I see it.

- I have to be alone right now.

- So, you're just taking a break
to figure out what's going on?

- It's a breakup right now.

I'm not calling it a break.

- I honestly thought for sure,

Like, you guys would be
married.

- Oh, 100%.

- Within, like--
- like, soon.

- A few years or, you know.

- You guys would have
the cutest babies.

Maybe you guys
will reconcile it.

- I don't know,
he's so much fun.

- I know--
- you guys are barbie and ken.

- Driving around in her
convertible with her ponytail.

- You guys just, like, look so,
like good together and--

- He picks you up,
he's in his sunglasses,

He's like this
and stassi jumps in

With her little sports bra
and her ponytail--

Her blonde ponytail and they go
riding off in the wind.

You guys went to, like,
palm springs or something?

- Once the storm settles,
things work themselves out,

But you have to be, like,
proactive about it by, like--

- Not effortless;
it's effortful.

- Not effortless;
it's effortful.

Kristen and katie
always take jax's side,

And it's freaking ridiculous.

Because, like,
I'm not happy right now.

I have to do this.

As much as you guys were like,

"why don't you
just take a week break?

I'm like, I am telling you
I am not happy.

Listen to me.

- [vocalizing]

♪ let's get
this party started ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ come on, come on

[phone rings]

- Sur restaurant,
this is hayley.

How can I help you?

- Oh, hi, hayley.

Back to your...
- I know.

I'm almost done,
but the phone keeps ringing.

- Well, it's not now
so go on, go on, go on.

[phone rings]

Hello.
- Poor lisa.

Oh, my gosh, it's a nightmare.

- What's going on?

What is it?

- Look at this schedule;
it's all scratched.

They get covered,
sometimes they can't.

And "I can't do that,
and I have an audition,

And I have a barbecue,
and my mother is in town."

- Yeah,
"and I need to scratch my ass."

I know, there's an excuse
for everything, right?

- [speaks french]

So many of the staffs change
their shifts and whatever.

It can't be our job
to cover them, you know?

You have people here
from all walks of life.

And I would say 90% of them

Are artists, dancers,
models, actresses.

Sur started off
with 12 employees.

Now I think we have 70.

My restaurant
isn't their priority.

Sometimes they need
a good swift kick in the ass.

- We have
so many people working.

I just don't get it that--

- No, we have so many people
here, not necessarily working.

- Yeah, like,
always busy somewhere else.

- Don't sweat the petty stuff.
- Hmm?

- And don't pet
the sweaty stuff.

Capisce?
- Yeah.

[both laugh]

- Tom?

- What's up, babe?

- You have any concealer?

- Maybe.

- Actually, I have mine;
I don't have yours.

- Are you positive?
- This is mine.

But it's gonna be
too light for you.

I'm just bringing it as backup

Because I don't like
what they do.

Tom and I are both actors,
but we both model part time.

- I'm gonna do
my resume real quick.

- I am the most unlikely model
you have ever met.

I hate makeup, but luckily,
tom has not met

A beauty product
he doesn't like.

- Why don't they
just make paper 8x10

So I don't have to do this
every single time?

- Yeah, I don't know.
That sucks.

Um, I gotta go though.

- Okay.
- I'll just text you later.

From the photo sh**t.
- Okay.

Have fun.

Don't sh**t topless.

- ♪ flash bulbs, bright lights,
big b*at, bodies tight ♪

♪ step turn, here we go

♪ so beautiful, magical,
hot and sexy, babe ♪

♪ no need to question
perfection ♪

♪ right now my life
is so be-a-utiful ♪

- You know, it seems like
in l.A. Everyone is a model,

But at sur, that's all true.

When I came out here five years
ago from new orleans,

People just started approaching
me about modeling.

We all have
our own modeling agents

And we all get booked
for gigs a lot.

- Kristen, we're gonna try
to get an all-gold picture

So can cassandra come in to
where you're standing right now?

- ♪ be-a-utiful for me

♪ be-a-utiful for me

♪ be-a-utiful
- I think we got it.

- Okay.

- Lunch break.
- Yep.

- Lunch break, everyone.

- Okay, so you know the other
girl with the ombre.

- Hair with
the long--the shorter girl?

We're talking about sur
and blah, blah, blah.

And she was like, my old
roommate, tom sandoval,

Used to bartend there,
and I'm like--

Oh, I was like,
"that's my boyfriend."

I'm like,
"no, he still bartends there."

I'm like, "what's your name?"

Okay, I know he's only lived
with the two girls, the twins.

- Yeah.

Before kristen
and tom started dating,

Tom lived with
two asian twin girls

That were "models"
and worked at hooters.

- So I'm like,
"what's your name?"

She's like, "cassandra."
and I'm like, "casey?"

Because it was, like,
jackie and casey,

Not, like, jacqueline
and cassandra or whatever.

And casey doesn't look anything
like what she used to look like.

I was like, "you look so
different." I'm like--

- Yeah, she's really pretty.

Look like
a p*rn star back then."

I was like, "I mean..."
- agree.

- She was the kind of girl
who used to pose in bikinis

On top of cars
with blonde highlights, so...

I'm just like
what a small world,

And she doesn't look
like a hooker anymore.

- She doesn't
look like a hooker anymore

So she doesn't
look like scheana.

- That's mean.

- How are you not,
like, freaking out?

- Wait, actually,
he hooked up with one of them

That's why I said,
"how are you not freaking out?"

- 'cause I forgot.

- I would feel
so uncomfortable right now.

- I honestly
didn't think of that.

I was just like wow,
this is such a small world.

- I was wondering--um,
no, it's not.

- I'm like, oh,
six degrees of separation.

- No, a little more than
six degrees of separation.

- You're an ass[bleep].

Should I go ask her
or should I call him?

I can--actually,
I don't have service up here.

I really hope it wasn't her.

- How was he back then?

- She probably used to
have sex with him on my bed.

Please let's put it out
into the universe

That it was her sister
and not her.

- Please may it be her,
because it will be so amusing.

- You're such a good friend.

You're such a good friend.

Are you kidding me?
Like, what are the odds?

- This isn't funny right now.

- If kristen sees
a pretty girl flirty with tom

Or, you know,
heaven forbid, meet someone

That he's boned before,
oh, [bleep] hell.

It--

- Stassi, I'm scared.

I don't wanna talk--
I don't know what to do.

- I'll ask her.

You want me
to go up and ask her?

Did you have sex
with tom sandoval?

- I just--I really wish
I had service right now.

It's, like, one of those things
you have to know

Even though
you don't really wanna know.

I feel like I'm gonna
throw up right now.

Like, I literally am--
- yeah. Okay.

- And I drank too much
red bull and coffee,

But, like, this--
what I'm worried about

Is if she says yes,
like, I don't--

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

- I'm gonna
just go ask her.

I'm about to scream it.

Yo, casey?

Did you have sex with tom
sandoval, or was it your sister?

[laughs]

[murmurs]

[mocking]
"it was a long time ago."

- I know, it's weird.

I know, it's just weird.

Such [bleep].

Holy [bleep]!
Holy [bleep]!

- This really sucks.

- But wasn't it,
like, a long time ago?

- Yeah, we were kids.

- Uh-oh, small world.

And it was a long,
long time ago, you know.

And you guys were twins, so--
- I know.

I've run into tom, like,
periodically since then and--

- Could you guys just stop
talking about it, please?

It's, like, really,
really uncomfortable.

Like, I'm not trying
to be a bitch.

It's just like...

- Okay.

- Like, it was in my apartment.

Like, I live there still,
you know what I mean?

Like, it's our bed, it's our
couch, it's our, like--

- Yeah.

- It's--like, I feel like
I'm gonna throw up right now.

Don't talk,
I'm not even kidding.

- Yes, ma'am.
- I'm not even--

I'm sorry,
I don't wanna be rude,

But tom, how uncomfortable.

But tom, how uncomfortable.

- Where'd your date go?
- To the restroom.

- Oh, okay.

Didn't know if
I was gonna have to fill in.

Just kidding.

While you get the lychee juice

I will follow her
with these drinks.

- Let me add
a little more to that.

- You want me to put some
strawberries in that?

Let me see that.

- Thank you.

- It's about that time.

- O'neill.

- O'neill.

- It's time for a drink.
- The usual?

- Just got off, man.

- How strong of an o'neill
are we talking?

- Strong o'neill.

Off work.

No girlfriend here, or
ex-girlfriend per se, I guess.

Oh.
- Big one.

- Here's to a good five days
in a row working doubles.

Off for the weekend.

- Are you gonna head out of town
or what are you, uh--

- I was thinking about
going to san diego.

- And I just wanna
get out of l.A., man.

I just wanna get out of here,

I wanna take a break.

I mean, I called
my parents today,

Told them the whole situation

What's going on
between me and stassi.

I guess I gotta figure out

What the hell
I'm gonna do with myself.

Every day right now is hard.

You know, this is one of
the first girls I've ever--

The first girl I've really been
in love with, so it's tough.

I always wanna go out.

She gives me, like, grief
for having a guys' night.

Like, once in a while--"hello,
babe."

We have live together,
we work together,

And we have the same
circle of friends.

- Yeah.
- I think that's bull[bleep].

I really do.

So she wants to take the dog.

It's my family's dog.

She's like,
"well, you can have visitation."

Like it's a kid.
- [laughs]

- I got visitation rights.

I want the couch
and I want the microwave.

I need a couch,
a microwave, and a bed.

See, that's why you need
to stay away

From moving in with girls.

- Never again.

Until I'm married,
I will never, ever, ever, ever

Live with a girlfriend again.

- Ever.
- I'll believe it when I see it.

- What am I doing out here?

She's like, "oh, my god,
you need to grow up.

Oh you know you need
to get a real job."

This and that.
- [shakes cocktail]

- But I like
what I'm doing out here.

I like--I'm having fun.
- That's what it's all about.

- You know?
- Yeah.

- If I wanted a real job,
I could get one.

I mean, I know enough people
in this town

To, like, get something.

- At least you don't have to
deal with it anymore, right?

I mean, you're not gonna
be in these fights anymore,

Nothing like that.
- No.

- Moving forward.

Moving on.
- Moving forward.

- Dude, go to san diego.

I wouldn't mind--it's
so nice getting out of here,

Like, just getting away.

- I love this courtyard.

Jax is very co-dependent
on any girl he's been with,

And right now he just needs
some support from his friends.

- I know how to drink.
- So how was--

[overlapping chatter]

- Hey.

Okay, so something not good
happened to me today,

And I can't make sense of it.

- And what was that?
- I'm gonna vomit right now.

- Okay. So we're at the photo
sh**t--there are six models.

Stassi and I end up
talking about sur.

The shortest one, she's like,
[exhales]

And she goes, "no, my old
roommate, tom sandoval,

He used to bartend there."

And I'm like, I know he's only

Lived with
one set of hooker twins.

- [laughs]
- so...

- Oh, god, here it comes.

Here it comes.

- All of a sudden I'm like,

"wait, tom had sex
with one of these girls."

I'm literally like...
- This is uncomfortable.

- I'm like, "stassi,
I have to text him."

I'm like, "I have to know."

I'm sh**ting with
this...Girl all day. I--

- Why do you have to know?

- Because I have to know, tom.

- Why?
- Don't talk.

I'm not even kidding.
- Yes, ma'am.

- I'm not even--I'm sorry.

I don't wanna be rude,
but, like,

Tom, how uncomfortable.

Like, like.

So casey's getting dressed
and stassi goes,

"hey, casey, did you [bleep] tom
sandoval or was it your sister?"

- [laughs]
- I'm not kidding.

- Oh, my god, dude,
what the [bleep]?

- And then--no, this is--
here's the worst part.

Tom, she goes, "oh, it was
a long time ago."

And I'm like--

- Yeah.
- Yeah, it was a long time ago.

- It was a [bleep] time ago.
- Tom, so okay, let me speak.

- This is like me and stassi.

My god.

- Stassi loves to, like,
project her insecurities

And what happens is

Her insecurity spreads
like a plague onto kristen.

- Put yourself in my position.

It's uncomfortable,
it's not nice to think about.

- Well, kristen,
you brought it up.

Like, why did you bring it up

And why would you sit there and
go into depth with her about it?

- Yeah, I guess--
- baby, I'm sorry...

You had to go through that.

God, dude, like, really?
Like, really?

Really?

- I say that all the time.

- What's going on?
- Nothing.

- Is it a customer?

- No, it's tom.
- It's tom?

- I'm sorry, he's in the garden,

And it's just turning
into a stupid fight.

- You know what, if it's
something with you and tom,

We keep kristen because
she is a bloody good waitress.

She's been here forever.

But she's so emotional.

"it's not my headache,
it's a brain tumor.

It's not a cold,
it's pneumonia."

She blows everything
out of proportion

And then she plants herself
right in the middle of it.

- No, it'll be fine.
I'll be fine.

- Otherwise one of you
has to go.

We can't deal with this.

Get back to your tables.

If it's a customer,
it's a different thing.

Something work-related,
yes, I'm interested.

Tom, I'm not.
Okay?

Come on, pull it together.

- Thank you.

- What are you getting done
with your hair?

- I wanted to do big hair
and volume.

- Okay, so tell me gossip.

Jax has been telling me things,

Katie's been telling me things.

Jax texts katie...

And katie's like, "huh?"

And I'm like, "what?"
and I'm like, "no."

I'm like, "there's no way that
she's been sleeping with him

For this extended period."

Like, I would know.

I'm like, "what?"
and I'm like, "no."

- We've just been hanging out.

I've been friends with
a bartender at sur, frank.

Over the last couple of days
after I broke up with jax,

We've been hanging out a lot.

I'm really happy
when I'm with frank.

It's like a normal, mature,
no-drama dating relationship.

You know, I'm trying
to make a clean break,

But it's hard.

We've been together
for two years.

Both our names are on the lease.

We share a dog.
We share everything.

It's just taking a long time
to separate from each other.

I, like, hung out
with frank all day long.

Then I come home,
jax cleaned the whole house,

He took the dog to the park,

And he was apologizing
for everything that he said.

He was just
a completely different person.

I now feel
torn between two people.

I didn't even think this could,
like, happen so fast.

Like, but I feel
completely 100% torn.

I don't wanna hurt jax
and I'm like--

But frank has been
so good to me.

- I think frank's a joke.

I definitely think frank's
taking advantage of stassi.

He's taking advantage of how
vulnerable she is right now.

- I don't know what to do,
like, I don't know what to do.

Who do I go with?
- I don't know.

That's no--I don't know.

I don't...

- Okay, girls,
we can take you now.

You ready?
- Oh, awesome. Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Both: Yes, enise.

- To a day getting prettier.

- I don't have to do
my own hair tonight.

I'm so happy, you have no idea.

- Here is the appetizer menu.

Starting with the guacamole dip
with pico de gallo

And the three-colored chips.

- Lisa has very high hopes
for me at sur,

So it's very important
for me to impress her

And to show her that I can do
just as good a job at sur

As I did at villa blanca.

- Ahi tartare
with homemade crostinis,

Roasted chicken salad
with a jalapeno dressing,

Chopped arugula with mozzarella,
avocado, black olives, tomato,

Roasted pecans
in the creamy balsamic.

- We'll have to
try all this stuff.

- Yes.
- I'm sure you will

Have the chance.
- Yes.

- Do we wanna go through it
again all the way?

- No.

- Come on.

- Aha!

Just the person I wanted to see.

- About?
- Are you in trouble?

- In trouble for what?

- You and I both know kristen.

And she likes to be
a bit of a drama queen.

And the other night you were
here for a drink winding her up.

I don't know
what you were doing,

But she was all in a tizzy,
her knickers in a twist.

I've told you,
you work together,

You work by the rules.

- It's funny to you
because it's not your business.

It's not funny to me.
- No, it is my business.

- Kristen was on the clock.

- I understand that.
I was out in the garden.

She came up to me.

I even told her, I was like,

"kristen, aren't you
working right now?"

- Well, then you should
just say leave it.

- I tried to.

Lisa isn't at sur 12 hours a day

But she always seems to hear
about every little thing

That maybe we
wouldn't want her to know about.

- Don't do it here.
- Of course.

- Okay.

I'm sorry that my girlfriend got
mad at me while she was at work

For having sex with some girl
before we were together?

Sorry.

- Oh, last night was pretty bad.

I went home and I honestly,
like, went to my house

And I just sat in my bed
and just broke down and cried.

I don't know how
to deal with this breakup.

Like, I wanna be
this tough guy and hurt her,

But at the same time,
why do I wanna do that?

The normal old me would go out,

Like, oh, let's go hook up
with a bunch of girls.

That's what I used to do.

- I can't play this, like,

This role of getting drunk

And playing this guy that,
like, I'm gonna hurt her--

- Then stop doing it.
- I know.

I found out
that stassi and frank

Went on a date from kristen,

And I feel
really betrayed by it.

Especially being--
I thought frank was my friend.

I think that fact that, like,
she bounced back so fast...

- It's not necessarily true.
- To be with somebody else.

It is true.

It hurts me to see her with
some other guys though, too.

I had no idea frank was trying
to jump on the stassi train.

What am I doing out here,
I'm modeling, I'm bartending.

She's like, "oh, my god,
you need to grow up.

Well, you know,
you need to get a real job."

But I like
what I'm doing out here.

Like, I'm having fun.
- You're moving on.

- I think I just gave him, like,

The recipe for--like,
to get her.

I basically
handed him a handbook,

And I didn't even see it.

Are you guys
going to supperclub tonight?

- No.
- No.

Stassi's going to supperclub
with frank.

- I mean, this--this is fast.

It's no class at all.
- I know.

- You're a grown man.

Have some respect,
come up to me,

And say, "hey, listen, I know
your relationship's still--

"your breakup's still wet.

"you know,
the paint's still wet.

Would you mind
if I tried dating her?"

- She's confused.

She's, like, torn.

- I'm gonna--I'm gonna...
- You're gonna go, yeah?

- I think
I'm gonna go to supperclub.

I have to--
- you're gonna go, really?

- Like...
[mouths word] what?

- And I feel like I need
to make an appearance.

- Is that for me?
- Yep.

- Um, I actually need two more.
I'll ring them in in a second.

- So what's up?
How's shay doing?

- He's good.
- Yeah?

- Yeah, he likes his new job.

- That's awesome.

- Speaking of new jobs,

If you know if kristen
or katie or anyone

Wants some shifts picked up,
let me know

Because I'm gonna pick up
some extra shifts.

- Yeah, for sure,
I'll let, uh...

I'll just tell her to kinda
spread the word, you know?

- Yeah.

It's so important we keep

At least five shifts a week.

If I have any less than that,

It's really hard
to pay the bills.

I told lisa and natalie already.

I wrote it on the schedule
and everything.

- Wait, did you
put your number on it?

- Yeah.
- Because a lot of people

Probably don't have your number.

- Yeah.
- Good. Cool.

Wait.
Wait for it, wait for it.

And...
- Thank you.

I'll ring in
those other ones right now.

- All right. Cool.
- Thanks.

[overlapping chatter,
laughter]

- Whoo!

- Frank and I hang out.

I'm attracted to him,

But he knows that I'm still
trying to figure myself out.

Okay, let's go dance.

[dance music]

♪

- [giggles]

- Frank's drinking
is really irritating me.

If I wanted to stay
with an overgrown frat boy,

I would have stayed with jax.

- I'm already
feeling real nervous.

This has never happened
where I'm showing up

At a place
where she's with somebody else.

It was awkward as all hell.

Hi.

I'm having the hardest time.

I've never, ever
been like this in my life.

I finally get a girl--
I finally get a girl

That I wanna spend
the rest of my life with,

And I [bleep] it up.

[bleep] it up.

And I--and I realize it.

I'm gonna work my ass off

And do whatever has to
be done to get back.

- You treated me like [bleep].

Why should I
all of a sudden believe you,

Because now you can't have me?

- I'm gonna change everything.

I'm gonna change overnight.

Everyone will be shocked.

I'll do whatever it takes.

I just want you to know
that I love you so much.

If you wanna be with him,
fine, that's fine.

- I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want!

- No, it's okay.
I--it's okay.

I'm gonna be the bigger man
in this situation.

I'm gonna let it go
and let you enjoy your night.

Just know I know,
I know deep down inside,

I know you still love me,
I know you do.

I don't wanna get in a fight
with you right now.

I just wan--I don't wanna argue.

And I want you
to go back to your party.

- I can't go back now,
like, I can't.

- I just--
- I love you; I can't.

- Every bone in my body wanted
to punch his face.

I wanted to rip
his [bleep] head off.

- No, I know,
I know deep down inside.

I know you still love me,
I know you do.

I don't wanna get in
a fight with you right now.

I just wan--I don't wanna argue.

And I want you
to go back to the party.

- I can't go back now,
like, I can't.

- Yeah, you can.
- No, I can't; I love you.

I can't.

- I never, ever, ever, ever
wanna hurt you again.

Whatever it takes,
I never wanna hurt you again.

- I'm trying so hard
to be strong

And I feel like it was
just so confusing and messed up.

It's so hard to let go
of feelings for someone

When you've been with them
for two years.

- Every bone in my body wanted
to punch that [bleep]hole

In his face; I wanted
to rip his [bleep] head off.

But I was there for one reason
and one reason only.

It was to get stassi, explain to
her, and get her out of there.

- Let's just go,
come on, let's go.

- If I was in frank's situation,
I'd be pissed.

I mean, I literally
walked in there with ease,

Said a couple of words,
and she she left with me.

- You're not--
- I'm done. I'm done.

I'm done. I'm done.

- Please just go home.

[pop music]

♪

- [sobs]

- Stas? Hey.

- Aw.
- [sobs]

- Stas, oh, my god.

- Chris and I both got text
message and phone call

From stassi that she was really,
really, really upset.

And it was just really weird.

We walk in
and there's new people,

As far as we're concerned.

We thought she was alone.

- So what the [bleep] going on?

- Just I-I really can't talk.

They can explain it...
- Okay, someone talk.

- To you.

He's a cheating, lying,
stealing piece of [bleep]--

- Jax got a [bleep] girl
pregnant two months ago.

- My first gut reaction was,
"well, frank told you this?"

- The only reason I know is
because the girl in vegas

Called him to let him know,

"don't worry,
I'm getting an abortion,"

When I was in the car with him.

- How can you be that evil
and, like, convince everyone

That you're, like, so
heartbroken we're not together

And you're such a good guy?

Like, how can you be
that good of a liar?

Like, how can you?

- What I want to know though,

So if you've known this
for two months,

Why didn't you tell her?

How does everyone know about
this, but schwartz doesn't know?

- I don't know.
- Jax's best friend?

Katie's never heard of this.
I've never heard of this.

- It's not my place,
and god forbid--

- But it's your place now?
- Yeah.

- Whatever, like,
I was giving him an opportunity

To come clean, like, and he's
had plenty of opportunities

To come clean
and stuff like that.

But he's, like, a manipulative
liar, like, and that's...

You know,
the truth is out there.

- Not really.

- I don't think
they would try and hurt me.

Why would they try
and hurt me like that?

- Frank wants to be with you.

- Are you actually trying to
even say they're making it up?

And it's--
[frank, indistinct]

It's ludicrous.
It's ludicrous.

- I'm not saying
he's [bleep] not lying.

I'm not saying they're lying.

I'm not--I-I don't know.

That they're not lying
and he is lying.

I know it's true,
like, I know it's true.

I can understand katie
and kristen not trusting frank

Because they're not close
to him,

But I don't care.

If I believe it
and I'm your best friend,

That should
mean something to you.

- Kristen, jax is a liar.
- Kristen, I know it.

I'm sorry,
he's a piece of [bleep].

He got a girl pregnant
two months ago.

Wow, like, are you serious?

Like, there is no way around

The fact
that he's a piece of [bleep].

It's okay for kristen
to get hysterical

When she meets a girl
that tom had slept with

Years before
he even met kristen,

But I'm supposed to be calm
and cut jax some slack?

Like, go [bleep] yourself.

I love both of you so much,

But if you [bleep] defend him
one more time or even just...

Or saying please, why don't you
just talk to him or something

Or, like, maybe they're lying,
like, he did it.

- He just called me
and said he was coming.

I said, "do not come here.

"bad idea.
Go to my house.

Don't be stupid.
I will call you later."

Frank, stop, dude.

- No, I will [bleep] help him.

- Frank, are you [bleep] me?
Like, come on.

- I swear to god I'll throw him
over the [bleep] railing.

- Frank was like a total ape.

Like, shut up.

Shut up, frank.

- You guys do you not realize
how serious this is?

Like, you're belittling it.

- We're not belittling it.
We're not discounting it.

- I know, but it's like,
I'm sick of surprises.

Why did he come last night?

- Why did he come last night?

- Why did he invite himself
to supperclub?

- Why does it even matter?

That is besides
the point right now.

He's [bleep] been cheating on me

And got a girl pregnant!

Are you sh--like, what?

Who cares
if he came to supperclub?

Are you--really?

- I think stassi wants to
believe that the rumor is true

So she can end
the relationship with jax

And it can be his fault
and not hers at all.

- I texted him saying all your
[bleep]'s in the living room.

Enjoy.

- So wait, here's one
thing I guess it's not really

Having to do with--
just to save your ass,

I don't--I mean, I don't want
you to get in trouble, you know?

- I'll get suspended,
I don't care.

I really couldn't
make it to work.

There's no [bleep] way
I could have walked around

Serving crispy chickens to
people knowing this information.

- Okay, I have it.
- [gasps]

No, no, no, no, you don't know
what happened to me today.

Plus now
I have just received a text.

Not only she didn't
come at lunch--

- Her? Who's she?

- She?
Stassi, of course.

Not only
she's not coming at lunch.

Like, she just text me
that she's not coming tonight.

I mean, I have so much
to do in the office.

You know, like, so busy.

I'm so upset again.

She did it again.
- No, I know, I know.

- This is really, really bad.

- What stassi doesn't understand
that when she's on the schedule

She actually
has to come to work.

It's not an invitation;
something that she can decline.

So suddenly she's m.I.A.,

And natalie
has to wait her table.

- We need to replace her.
- I don't, I don't.

I don't wanna fire her.

I have an idea.

Why don't we take stassi off
at least for a week.

- Uh-huh.
- And then put scheana on.

And that will shake it up a bit.
- Okay.

- Do that.
- Okay.

- She's here.
- I just want to do that

For long--much longer time.
- Oh, no, no, no.

Just do it for a week, trust me.
- Okay, here.

- You don't need
to tell her anything.

The news will travel quickly,
trust me.

It will travel quickly.

They'll see her
replaced by scheana

And next week she's off.

Okay, we're done.

- She leaves so much.

I mean, she's going too far.

She crossed so many lines.

- Trust me, she'll get it.
- All right.

- Why is this happening?

God I [bleep] hate frank, man.

- How can you ever trust
somebody like that?

- You're my buddy,
I work with you, you [bleep]!

So now it's time
to drink his [bleep] cristal.

The dude just cheated on me,

Knocked up
some p*rn star in vegas,

I'm drinking it.
- Class it up.

- Can we at least be classy?

I was thinking, like,
that's really not gonna

Go over well with jax.

But I-I kind of--I had to let
her do what she wanted to do.

- Feel free to go put some voov
in the freezer and open that up.

- This is
the best thing I've had.

- I know.

- Drinking jax's cristal
was a statement,

And I think
I made my statement clear.

- Yeah.
- To ballin'.

- ♪ right now
I'm finding a way out ♪

♪ right now
it don't seem so clear ♪

- Oh, my god, dude.

She opened all my cristal?
- [gasps]

- And put cigarettes in it.

She drank
and put cigarette butts

In $600 worth of champagne.

- Oh, my god, dude.

- I was at a photo sh**t
in malibu,

And I got this text from stassi

Saying
"come and get your stuff,

"you effing [bleep]hole.

You cheated on me."

But I was at a sh**t,
I couldn't leave.

There's nothing I could do.

- She--god, look what she did.

What the [bleep]?

- When you talked
to stassi last,

Everything was cool
last night, right?

Jax?

- I'm sorry, man,
I'm, like, in shock right now.

It was so good last night,
like, we were in bed,

We were making out, we were
kissing, we were back to normal.

And then I get a text,
"you effing [bleep]hole.

You're a cheater,
you're this and that."

When did I ever cheat?

I never cheated.

Why is this happening?

God, I [bleep] hate frank, man.

- How can you ever trust
somebody like that?

- You're my buddy,
I work with you, you [bleep]!

He realizes okay, uh-oh.

You know, "jax took her home,
he's up one."

"oh, by the way,
did you know jax cheated

And got some girl pregnant
in vegas?"

Why wouldn't you
talk about this weeks ago?

- I was livid. Livid!
- I'm in shock.

- I-I--
- when I heard about this.

I've known jax for so many years

And I know when he's lying
and I know when he's not.

And he's definitely
telling the truth.

- I've never cheated
with stassi, never.

- Do you love her?
Do you wanna be with her?

- Of course, but look at this,
I mean, obviously--

- Who cares, dude?

Just don't even look at this.
- Don't even look at this?

I mean, you--she ransacked
my [bleep].

- It's just stuff, dude.

- Can I get just a travel bag

And just stay at your apartment

For a couple of days?
- Yeah.

- I'm just gonna get
an overnight bag.

We'll throw everything
in the thing.

- Yeah, that's fine.

You gotta talk to stassi.

Just talk to stassi and it's--

- I can't believe
it's come to this.

- I think jax and stassi
might actually really be done.

- Look what she wrote under--

Under why
she's giving me the check.

"cheating."
- [laughs]

- I have to give her,
she's funny.

- [laughs]

You should frame it.

- If she thinks
she's keeping that dog,

That's another thing coming,

That dog's coming to your house.

Right now.
- Okay.

- You ready, baby?
All right.

This is it, it's over.

All right, let's go.

I, like, can't believe
this is happening.

I can't believe
this [bleep]hole

Came into my life
and destroyed it.

- Dude,
you're gonna be fine, man.

- It's just like--it's just--
- I know.

- It's come to this.
It's come to this.

- She's just mad.
- Yeah.

- Hey, don't worry, man, you
know, what doesn't k*ll you

Makes you stronger.

Like, uh, like radiation.

- ♪ I surrender

♪ sh**t me down

♪ no b*llet could stop me now

♪ my love does not depend

♪ on anyone or anything

♪ it will never die

- Next time
on vanderpump rules...

- I'm not gonna tell you
who you can and cannot date.

- All frank wanted to do
was get in your pants.

- A lot of people want to.

- Half the staff are gonna go
to stassi's birthday,

But Saturday night is the worst
night to be short-staffed.

Table four needs another bottle
of chateauneuf du pape.

- It's my birthday!
- It is your birthday.

It is your birthday.

- Did I get a girl
pregnant in vegas?

- Do not [bleep] say
[bleep] you again!

- Stassi, you are
[bleep] out of line!

- I thought you were my friend.
- Shut up, dude.

- Let's do it.
Wanna go to the hospital?

Let's do it!
Let's do it!