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as I pain in the for Harper yeah no
cheating
oh you're not being brave they getting
rapidly a cool again yeah well I have a
look ah oh there are there are there
it's 98° point for past normal and
that's normal dad I said dreadful thing
to bear this car yeah I feel people I
know although this time of the year
there should be about ninety point three
it's normal I'm having a call don't you
I mean what would this God have to
plague us with germs and things how dare
you say that
how dare you accuse god of plague you
with germs it's never gonna saw the
germs are plagued by youth our law Juno
the Jerome's were the first things to be
invented first thing was created was a
German they say better be germs and
there they were millions of them how
during the face of the earth having a
wonderful time swimming about going for
picnics having a marvelous time and then
after a few million years
I'm a bit bored with the germs being so
small couldn't see them from his not be
stayin and sorry invented the
human being and in a poor old German I'd
to start flying out people's nostril to
in all our the face I don't like doing
it one fit well I'll make pressing throw
in the air in fact they're in your sock
sir call me only alibi mr. Ripley he sat
on a germ written radiator and he
contracted Polaroid's
eight seconds I quit working to say it's
the worst time but you know whatever you
say about disease it is a wonderful
thing because if it wasn't for disease
and suffering and all the garcy tornados
and things are happening like that
ordinary life wouldn't be happy you
wouldn't enjoy yourself when you're
having a good time I didn't have this
age to fair and look back on there are
throwing up all of this age I feel like
you know all five my lotta something in
this book like when did you have it oh
when I was free play on any thought you
know an awesome neophyte my face was all
blue
I could hardly breathe yeah I'm 19 now
what was strong
and dr. Armstrong creepy night you know
what's wrong I'm dead I never knew what
this fault and it's finally a great
surgeon found the solution to it what
was of course of it the cause of the
disease with my father holding the
underwater for 10 minutes about this
technological miracle when reaching out
into the unknown in interspace with
lonely probes a common cold was cured a
few years back by mr. Wainwright mr.
Wainwright of Houston invented a cure
for the common cold he came across it in
some food jelly a telephone card or the
other so he wrote out to boots about it
during that same night - burly men come
from the British handkerchief
Association and I found him two million
pounds in use notes and it's often never
harm us now with some lon floozy I dare
say yeah my dear you know there are some
wonderful cures about I mean I was
always certain reading in the Bible the
other day
so I need got this wonderful system of
aquaculture now it's a puncture the
science the science of the pin and what
a wonderful science a Chinese for
example if you've got toothache in China
you wring out the Chinese doctor all he
comes round with is a little pin that's
all he has in a black bag you see now
you said sorry you've got Tuesday takes
out this pin and with uncanny Chinese
precision dad he bangs it right into
your number regions well our region is
technical medical word for the pain in
your jaw
hi
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su1c1de note oh right now yeah so psych
wrong
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so now the whole human body then he
gives a pin to the patient and so sky
out and stick it in out of people
you guys I'm still getting out of people
okay good now when you see them jump up
in the air you stop thinking about your
own disease and you start enjoying other
people the face medicine like that my
dear we have some wonderful folks
outside huh I should know my mom is a
part-time gets it she is a Roman is she
yeah but she wasn't built in a day no no
see
you're like the talking bill in a
dioxide body like when all just a bit
ear right when I was a mere suckling and
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his cows came a teeny bit under my
pillow and tie my ear to the door with a
bit of string and slam the door very
hard did this sub alternative treatments
up on the ear I ain't nearly tipped all
my year oh well the angle fell off sadly
you are useless that no I do they
are they hard to complaints and diseases
in the world all in the mind you know
that's where they have their origins
that in the human mind that's where it
all begins
psycho pathetic things come up yeah and
in your sebaceous glands over food
starts moving it's all in a mine just
tell yourself oh I've not got a cold and
you won't have a cold
really yeah oh yeah good I'll sneeze
kayne no you didn't sneeze you thought
you sneaked though you thought you say
it again didn't you yeah yeah well be
terrified over to catch your mind test
your reaction
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