11x05 - Monster Ball

[bunniefuu]

[RuPaul] Previously on
RuPaul's Drag Race:

You'll be performing in
Tr*mp: The Rusical.

♪ Power to the p*ssy ♪

Ladies, this is a teaching moment.

I can't believe what I am seeing
right now, but listen to this.

Scarlet Envy,
good job casting this week.

Mercedes Iman Diamond.

You just sorta disappeared.

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah O'Hara.

I really didn't see you punch it up.

Silky Ganache!

[laughs]

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Ra'Jah O'Hara.
Shantay, you stay.

Mercedes Iman Diamond.
Sashay away.

Oh, sist'.

[A'Keria]
Live to breathe another day.

[Yvie]
Mercedes went home.

I'm a little heartbroken to see her go,
because she is a sweetheart,

but she wasn't a strong contender,

and I'm ready to thin the pack.

"It was so great meeting you girls.
Love y'all, Mercedes."

[all] Aww.

-We love you too, bitch.
-We love you.

[all trilling]

Going forward, my strategy

is just to project positive energy

because I always go to
the negative in any situation.

My God, give me a piece of this couch.

[Nina] Big Silk,
looks like the milk is good.

Congratulations, mama.

[all congratulating]

I feel like we all shined,
and I got the validation I needed

with Ru's comment to me
about, like, how well it was casted.

And I feel totally fine with that.

Ru made it a point
to let me know I did a good job.

So, yes, as the casting director,

I'm going to bask in the glory
that is that sunshine.

Girl, delusions.

Every time Scarlet speaks,
it's a giant eye roll.

It's not like she was
giving us the directions.

We all did the damn thing,
and it had nothing to do with her.

I just wanna extend to all of you
an invitation to come.

We're having a girl's trip,
but you have to leave your man at home.

Okay, so what about
Brook Lynn and Vanjie?

[all laughing]

You know, I've been noticing
here lately, you know,

a lot of chemistry
between you and Brook Lynn.

What exactly is going on?

Brook Lynn's a good friend of mine.

-[laughing]
-A really good friend.

We have a crush on each other.
Me and Vanjie have a crush on each other,

and we'll see where it goes.
[giggles]

I think Vanjie's really cute,
and we're just getting to know each other.

It's real fresh out the womb, you know.

I'm going with the flow,
and those kisses keep coming,

I'm gonna keep accepting.

[all cheering]

You know what I'm saying.

Thank God I came back today.

[all laughing]

Bitch, f*ck going home,
not when my zhuzh is here.

[all laughing]

I'm grateful to be here
for another week.

I'm glad I didn't have to
f*cking lip sync, girl.

But if I have to do that sh*t
every f*cking week,

if that's how I have to fight
to stay here, I will do it.

Because I feel the most comfortable

when I am on stage, living,
and getting my zhuzh.

Yeah, girl, but when are you gonna
apply that to the challenges,

'cause that's what's gonna
keep you out of the bottom?

Now, I will tell you this,
don't try me right now.

That's not trying you, girl,
that's being honest.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's the tea, girl.
You better take that tone back down.

She says my least favorite thing
to ever hear on this show, which is,

"Well, I'll lip sync every week
if that means I'm gonna get my way there."

And I'm just, like,

"Girl, even if you pack
every other girl up this season,

do you really think Ru's gonna
put the crown on your head

if you're not delivering
in the challenges?"

[mumbles indistinct]

[Ra'Jah] How dare you.

You, first and foremost,
are not sickening at all.

You are literally wearing trash.

I'm not gagging.

I mean, I'm gagging from, like...
[sniffs] the smell.

It's like, bitch, do you bathe?

What I'm saying is, what I have to do
is silence all of these demons,

all of this extra outside-inside noise

and prove who I am
by continuing to be true to myself.

Ra'Jah's so full of sh*t.

Ra'Jah feels very att*cked
by me telling her

to step her game up
because it's the truth.

I just don't like it
if a bitch is not gonna,

like, actually learn a lesson.

Especially if you keep
giving the bullshit excuses

of like, "Oh, well,
I'll try harder next time."

Girl, what happened to this time?

[Ra'Jah] Miss Yvie, get over yourself.
At the end of the day,

you will catch this m*therf*cking fade,
so, keep it on mute.

'Cause, bitch, I'm not from Denver,
I'm from f*cking Dallas.

The big D.

[RuPaul]
The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverley Hills cosmetics,

and a cash prize of $100,000.

With extra special guest judges,
Cara Delevingne and Elvira.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

Ah, another day.

The sun came up, and so did I.
I'm still here.

I think we have a couple name
for you guys.

-Oh, yeah?
-Ohh.

Really, what is it?

-Branjie.
-[all] Branjie.

Branjie.

That's gonna be their new T-shirts,
and their new merch,

and their new hats, so you're welcome.

What are the other couples...?

My man left me,
but I'm working on another one.

Who's your next man?

[laughing]

[all screaming]

[Vanjie]
Oh, my God!

I'm about to give to you,
honey, hold on.

I don't know if I'm ready...
I don't know if I'm ready for this.

I wanna see tongue.

[all screaming]

-[siren blares]
-[RuPaul] Ooh, girl!

Thank God.

[RuPaul]
She done already done had herses.

My tricks and treats, whether you're
a creature from the black drag-oon

or a rocky horror show,

America's next drag superstar
needs to be unspookable.

Happy Hallow-queens, boo.

[all cheering]

Hello, hello, hello.

[all cheering]

[Brooke Lynn] C'mon, green.

All right, be honest.
Who here played with dolls as a kid?

[laughing]

Good answer, because I'm introducing
a new RuPaul doll.

Available exclusively
at integritytoys.com.

So, for today's mini challenge,

you need to transform
yourself into a living doll

that can be my doll's BFF.

Ready, set...

Oh, wait a minute.

[Brooke Lynn] Uh-oh.

Guess who I found hiding behind
the wig heads in my dressing room?

-Hello, hello, hello.
-[all screaming]

It's our very own Backwoods Barbie,
Trixie Mattel.

Girl, Trixie is here.
She is the winner of Allstars 3,

I love this queen.

-Hi, Trixie.
-Hi, RuPaul... and RuPaul.

[all laugh]

What's the secret to being a best friend?

Well, you wanna be nice to everybody

because you never know when
it's gonna come down to a jury vote.

[all laugh]

All right, ladies, you've got


and I'll meet you on the green screen.

Ready, set, go!

Some of that's actually mine.
I guess you can have it.

Get off my ass, you bitch!

It's like it's a f*ckin' sample sale
at Christian Louboutin

and everyone's just like...
[screams]

I'm not hearing any makeup brushes,

I should hear your skin
coming off your face.

[all laugh]

-What's your name?
-I'm Scarlet.

-I already forgot, okay.
-[all laugh]

-What doll are you doing?
-I'm a penitentiary doll.

I actually k*lled a couple girls
to be Ru's best friend.

-Are you sure you're not Michelle?
-[all laugh]

So, I have to ask, what makes you think
RuPaul's best friend is a crash dummy?

[laughs]

-Seeing all the people she's crowned.
-[all laugh]

So funny.

Welcome to the Valley of the Dolls.

First up, Plastique Tiara.

Meet Plastique.

She's not just a supermodel,
she's also a manicurist.

If you give her too much wig water
she develops back rolls.

-Back rolls?
-Spring rolls?

[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] Meet Gloria Freebush,
RuPaul's feminist bestie.

When you pull her string
her p*ssy grabs back.

[Trixie] Meet Lareina Maria Prudensi
Alicia De La Bum Ba Da Bum.

Her friends call her Flaquita.

That hair and that animal
print is vaguely familiar.

Have you been to Cameroon?

[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul]
Meet Sticky Finger Silky.

A lot of dolls drive
fancy pink sports cars,

but she drives a donut truck.

Her box is stuffed with all kinds of
fun to play with accessories

like bootleg CDs, and chips.

Dips not included.

Uranium Yvie.

Kids love to play with her
because they can

shave her periodic table
and watch the hair grow back.

[Trixie] Meet Awesome Ariel,
she's full of surprises.

When you pull her string she swallows.

Awesome Ariel can't move her face,

but she can bend her neck, her back,
from her p*ssy to her cr*ck.

[RuPaul]
Meet Stupid Scarlet.

She lives in a state of judgment
'cause she loves to hate.

[Trixie]
Cheap wig and a pink dress...

[sniffs] A woman after my own heart.

[RuPaul laughs]

[Trixie]
Meet Starr-Kiesha Booty La'Ra'Jah.

She might have smaller feet than RuPaul,
but her badonkadonk is enormous.

Her box is stuffed with all kinds
of fun to play with accessories

like an extra-large cup of drank.

[RuPaul laughs]

A lot of dolls drive
fancy pink sports cars,

but she drives a bus.

She's not just a doll,
she's a bad bitch.

Meet Bachelorette Brandy.

Her favorite hobbies are cocktails,
peeing behind dumpsters,

and telling everyone
she's getting married.

I know that girl.

She's always a hit at parties
because her hips are double jointed.

Oh, Katya's here.

[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] Meet Miss Vanjie.

[Vanjie]
Trixie, I'm comin' for your gig, girl.

I do have a broken suitcase.

[RuPaul] Vanessa Mateo
is attending night school

at the University of Hookin'
to get her degree in Stripperology.

Whoo.

Oh.

[Trixie laughs]

-Did y'all get it?
-[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] She's not just a doll,
she's a Miss Vanjie.

[Trixie] Meet A'Keria,
her friends call her Inmate 304.

When you pull her string...

she pulls a blade from under her wig?!

[RuPaul laughs]

[Trixie] You know, in prison
she's armed and dangerous.

-Well, one-armed.
-One-armed, indeed.

[RuPaul laughs]

Nice work, dolls, but one of you
really melted my plastic heart.

[all laughing]

The winner of today's
mini challenge is...

Ra'Jah O'Hara!

[all cheering]

[Silky] Zhuzh!

You've won a $1,000 gift card
from Coolhaus Ice Cream.

Thank you.

Trixie, thank you for playing today.

Do you have any parting words
for my girls?

Winning isn't everything,
but it's super f*cking awesome.

[all laughing]

-Bye-bye.
-[all] Bye.

[Trixie]
The helicopters are circling, I gotta go.

[all laugh]

Ladies, do you know what
a drag queen calls Halloween?

-What?
-Amateur night.

[all laugh]

That's right, it is time for you
to show the children how it's done.

For this week's maxi challenge,
baby, we are throwing us a ball.

[all cheer]

But not just any old ball, darling.

We are throwing a Monster Ball.

[all exclaim]

#Dragrace.

Now you need to scare up three lerks.

First lerk, Trampy Trick or Treater.

You know, like Naughty Nurse
or Dirty Doctor or Sexy Soccer Mom.

[all laugh]

Second look, Witch Please!

You know, like broom sticks,
bubbling cauldrons,

and things of that nature.

And for your third lerk,

you need to design and create
a look that serves

both beauty and beast.

[all laughing]

Category is, MILF Eleganza.

As in, Monsters I Like to Freak.

[all cheer]

For your MILF looks,
you can use these items here,

plus materials from the F&S Fabrics wall.

So, good luck,
and don't f*ck it up, all right.

[all] All right.

Our challenge today is the Monster's Ball.

Because it's a ball,
you have to serve in three categories:

There's Trampy Trick or Treater realness,

Witch Please,
and Monster I'd Like to Freak.

What if I made a dress
out this red leather?

'Cause I got enough to make
a whole... a full dress.

-Right, what you wanna do? Focus.
-I don't know, I'm a devil.

-What the devil wear, honey?
-[Ra'Jah] Prada.

[all laugh]

Now see, like, bitch,
I can cut this fur off and put red on 'em.

-They look like werewolf, no?
-That's giving werewolf.

Yeah.

[Silky]
In this competition there are cliques.

I am closest to the Dream Girls,

and the Dream Girls consist of me,
A'Keria, and Miss Vanjie.

You're complicating
it more than what it...

-Yeah, you're making it harder.
-You're making it real complicated.

Do something that's gonna
make you look fierce.

The Dream Girls are gonna
be the top three, duh.

I'm gonna do this big mermaid bottom
'cause ain't nobody gonna do that.

Okay, bitch, I think I got it.

With Silky, the judges have been
sort of lenient on her style issues

because of her personality.

Which, like, isn't a bad thing,
but I don't think she gets

she can't ride
her personality train to the end,

especially in challenges
where she's not comfortable.

Bitch... I have to remake this.

I'm not too fond of Halloween.
I'm not a spooky bitch.

If you wanna see me in a ball, honey,
let's go for realness.

So, in this challenge,

I wanna emphasize more on the freak part,
not really a monster.

I just wanna show that
there's more than spook to me,

unlike some of the other hoes
in this competition.

You watchin',
so you know who the hoes are.

I may be in the bottom for this round,
but I don't give a f*ck.

If I got to lip sync,
bitch, I got to lip sync, I'm ready.

[A'Keria]
Always ready to lip sync, girl.

That's the only one I know,
always want to lip sync.

I'mma let y'all have it, honey.

Hm, careful what you wish for, girl.

-How you doing, boo?
-Good.

-What kinda monster are you?
-Drew it over here.

Me and Vanjie...
it's nice having this thing happen.

But this is work,
we're here for a competition.

It's not personal, it's drag.

But I'm gonna do it longer.
I was gonna do it short, but I'm...

Cute.

I wanna make it crystal clear
that ain't no boy

gonna come between me and the crown.

I'm focused.

-Hey, sis.
-[all] Hey!

How my little monsters doing?

k*ller.

[all laugh]

-Nina West.
-Hi, Mr. Charles.

Do you have any favorite monsters?

-Um, Bride of Frankenstein.
-Elsa Lanchester.

-Elegant, gorgeous, and still scary.
-And iconic.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

You know, she did an episode of
m*rder, She Wrote.

Wait a minute, what episode
are you talking about?

Was that her?
No, I'm sorry, I'm thinking--

Baby, you do not want to test my

m*rder, She Sat Down and Wrote
knowledge of that.

-'Cause she was never on there.
-No, she wasn't, because I--

But you know who is--

Lily Munster,
I confused her with her.

Oh, yeah, yeah, Yvonne De Carlo.

She played the cook
on the "Jessica Behind Bars" episode.

She goes in and talks
to the women in prison.

-Yes.
-I love that show.

Yeah. Is that what you're gonna do,
Bride of Frankenstein?

No, no, I'm going more "Corpse Bride,"
she's a little decomposing.

I'm campy, I'm theatrical...

and I really wanna make sure that
that's part of this look.

But still sexy?

'Cause the idea's that we wanna
fornicate with her.

There's some cobwebs you have to
clear away but, dive right in.

-Story of my life.
-[laughs]

Now, Nina, if I remember correctly,
you had an issue

-with the design challenge.
-I did, I did.

How are you gonna overcome that here?

I'm going to tone down all of the voices

that make me wanna go bigger
and focus on delivering

something that is within my ability.

Oh, boy.
How many voices are in there?

-Girl, plenty, plenty.
-Uh-huh. Scared.

All right, I'll see you out there.

-Thank you, Ru.
-Thanks, Nina.

-Hi, Shuga Cain.
-Hi, Mama Ru.

So, now, have you won any challenges?

-I have not.
-Why is that?

Maybe I'm not giving
as much as I should.

So, it's allowed me to kind of really
think about what I'm doing here

and look at the girls
who are winning stuff.

Like, where is the difference?
So, there is definitely a fire.

Now, your history with drag is that
you had been in the corporate world...

-Yeah.
-You quit all that to do drag full-time.

Had you done drag before you were
in the corporate world?

No, I mean, I dabbled a little bit
and I just kinda-- I got the bug,

and, you know, after trying to pursue art
for so many years,

I finally was, like,
the cycle has to change.

I can't be in a dead-end job

and just, you know, wishing
I was doing something that I loved.

And I'd saved some money so I was, like,
I'm just gonna do it and see what happens.

I was comfortable,
I had that stable job making six figures,

and to just risk it all,
there's no turning back for me.

Like, everything is on the line.

-Well, hello, Brooke Lynn Hytes.
-Hi, Ru.

Where does your
design aesthetic come from?

All over, I just know
what looks good on my body,

and I know what I like to wear,
so, I always start there.

When did you find that out?

-Probably a couple years ago.
-Just a couple years ago?

Yeah, I only started sewing
probably about a year and a half ago.

Yeah. And so when I say "sexy monster,"
what's the first thing that comes to mind?

I actually don't watch
a lot of scary movies,

so, first thing that came to my mind
was I wanna be a sexy pageant queen.

But I wanna be a first runner up
who never wins,

so she scalps all the other winners

and makes, like,
her own crown out of their heads.

Okay.

Okay.

Giving that, kind of, like,
very glassy RuPaul look.

Uh, so, you know,
that's an interesting, uh... choice.

It's one of those things where
you think something's a really good idea,

and then you start verbalizing it
to somebody and you see their reaction.

Okay, I'm gonna do something else.

-Hi, Plastique.
-Hi, Ru.

Now, you're a sewing bitch aren't you?

[laughs] You could say that.

I really wanted to win
the first challenge, however,

Brooke Lynn, she took the cake.

But I'm gonna make this challenge
my bitch, so...

Okay. So, when I say "sexy monster,"
what comes to mind?

Dark angel, this dark lady.
It's past the point of zombie,

now she's just a beautiful spirit,
just floating around.

-But still looking for the D.
-Always and forever.

Okay, all right.

-But, you know, you're a pretty queen.
-Thank you.

Can you do monster drag?

Um... I haven't had the opportunity

to show y'all that side of me yet,
so, I'm very excited.

Yeah.

I ain't buying it, honey.
I just don't buy it.

The bitch gonna give you pretty
all day, every day,

in three f*cking corsets.

All right, can't wait to see what you do.

Thank you.

-Yvie Oddly.
-Hi, Ru.

So now, Yvie Oddly,
where does that come from?

I had some other boring,
who-gives-a-sh*t drag name,

but people would say, like,
she just is so strange on stage.

So, I named myself Yvie Oddly,

since I'm even odder
than everyone else, I guess.

How you gonna snatch the trophy
on this challenge?

I'm gonna take a fashion element

and combine it
with my unique perspective.

I just wanna show
that I can also pull off some glam.

-Uh-huh.
-[laughs]

And is that what you're gonna do
in this challenge?

I mean, I'm actually
gonna be a voodoo doll.

-So, she's gonna be glamorous.
-Okay.

but I still want to give
a little bit of a nod to my odd.

Well, I can't wait to see
what you turn out.

The girls have already made it clear
that they see me as a monster.

The judges have seen
a lot of my monster drag,

so, I'm a little bit afraid
that if I come out as entirely monster,

the judges are gonna read me for filth,
and I don't want to be predictable.

I look across the room, I see Ariel,
and what she's making

looks like something from Party City,
Little Mermaid section.

I don't see no spook.

How you gonna make that scary, girl?

'Cause right now, it looks really,
like, candy cute.

And it has to be scary.

Everyone's kinda, like,
I don't know if that's enough,

you need to make that, like, monster.

But I still think that
I want to keep my mermaid

a little bit more cutesy,
so, it's still true to me.

I wish I had more of that green tulle

'cause I don't want it
to look like I was, like,

I got this at Spirit Halloween, yay.

So, I just need
to do something to it, bitch.

[Plastique]
Yeah, you should.

I'm telling you this
because I love you. [laughs]

Ariel's my girl,
we've gotten really close.

So, I'm very worried about her.

Ariel lives in a '90s
Nickelodeon kind of place.

I just don't know if that's enough.

There's not very much variety so far,
similar wigs, similar make up.

I'm just not sure she can pull this off.

-What you makin', whore?
-I'm doing...

I heard somethin' about
first runner-up or somethin'.

I was gonna do that,
and then I was, like,

"I don't like that idea anymore."

[A'Keria] So, now what you thinking?

Think I'm gonna do
the snake wrapped around me.

-[A'Keria] Yeah.
-Like, I know what I wanna do

but I don't know how to, like...

-[A'Keria] Monster it up?
-What makes that a monster?

-You only got one snake?
-Yeah.

I don't know where this is leading to,
it's just a snake wrapped around her head.

I don't... [sighs]

[Brook Lynn] I'm definitely getting
in my head a little bit, because,

A: I have a lot of pressure on me,
'cause I won the last design challenge.

And B: I know how to do sexy,

but I'm tryin' to figure out
how to make it monster.

Do you think it's monstery enough?

It's very glamour.

Brooke Lynn is the front runner
for this challenge,

but I think she's starting
to feel the pressure.

Hopefully, it will get her
into some trouble, honey.

This is gonna be cute when you figure out,
like, what it's gonna be.

[laughs]

Yes. Oh, my God, I'm living already.

Some of these girls are doing, you know,
scary, spooky, skeleton,

glamour lady, you know?

And it's like, you know, just like,
know your history.

Know what are iconic monsters.

So my MILF Eleganza is
the Creature of the Black Lagoon.

I feel like this is actually
really terrifying, right?

Scarlet is definitely feeling herself.

She's walking up and down this joint
in her own world.

[Scarlet]
You can kind of see my face, kind of not?

[Yvie laughs]

Creature of the Black Lagoon is very this.

You know how when you go into
movie store and they got to dollar bin,

so, it's like the generic versions
of the movie?

Straight to DVD.

Did you hot glue that or did you sew it?

[Scarlet] Sewed it, girl, of course.

[A'Keria laughs]

-This is, at least, like, six panels.
-Okay.

-Girl, you love a good panel.

[Scarlet] And the panel loves her.

-Okay.
-I'm talking about the judges, of course.

Girl, I think that was one time.

Ooh...

[Scarlet] That's more than
they've loved some of us.

[all exclaim]

Girl...

Scarlet thinks she is serving right now
but only thing she's serving is hole.

Booty hole.

[laughs]

That bitch... [laughs]
She need to rewind and try again.

[Plastique screams]

Happy Halloween!

I need to finish sh*t.

It's here, kids.
The ball is here.

Hey, give me a kiss.

[Ariel] Miss Branjie.

Ooh.

[laughs]

Are y'all excited?

[Ariel] Yes, this is gonna be so fun.

[Plastique]
Thirty-three looks on the runway.

That gags me. This is a good opportunity
to be able to turn out, like, fun looks.

I love Halloween.

Like, I don't do, like,
spooky drag all the time,

'cause that's when I have an excuse
to force myself to...

Really do it, yeah.

Technically speaking,
I'm halfway a Halloween queen.

Like, the first time
I ever cross dressed at all was Halloween,

'cause my mom dressed up as a pimp.

-[laughs]
-And then I was her dead hooker.

[Nina] Okay, that's fabulous.

I love that your mom was the pimp.

My grandma was definitely not happy.

I don't like going out
in drag for Halloween.

I started my drag career on Halloween.

It was my friend, you know, we had
dared each other to actually get in drag

and of course we was tryin' to see
who was gonna be the fishiest girl.

Who was the fishiest?

[Ra'Jah] Girl, you know
who the fishiest was, bitch.

Probably because I only had on
the littlest amount of foundation.

-You know, viva Plastique.
-[all laughing]

So, you saying Plastique
still playin' in drag?

[Silky] Ooh.

[Ra'Jah] Well, you know she just found
her way into it, right?

[Plastique] These girls, they're just
thinking I'm just a pretty queen.

When I first started
doing drag I was doing

spooky, dark, very demon-like makeup.

So, I guess we'll just have to see.

Lemme go over here
and see what these hoes got over...

She giving me Ursula tea.

-Ursula to the runway.
-[Shuga laughs]

Ursula to the runway, Ursula.

Now, Yvie,
what you bringing to the runway?

I ain't never seen you
put on pants, bitch.

A dinosaur, I'm tryin' to be
Silky thick tonight.

Dino to the runway.
Rhino to the runway. Dino.

[singing a b*at]

Oh, bitch.
Toilet Tissue to the runway.

Toiletries to the runway.

[singing b*at]

Dollar Tree to the runway.

Dollar Tree to the runway.

Charmin to the runway.

Charmin to the runway.

Angel Soft.

Bitch goin' come for me.

Not Canada Dry.

["Cover Girl" by RuPaul]

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

-♪ And what? ♪
-[judges cheer]

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Michelle Visage, are you
a good witch or a bad witch?

I'm a sandwich!
Gluten free.

-Baloney.
-[judges laugh]

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Have you ever been scared straight?

One time in high school,
but it wasn't my thing.

[judges laugh]

The super beautiful Cara Delevingne.

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Ooh, Ru, my dear, I would have to say
a slutty supermodel.

Although, that's not
that much of a stretch.

[judges laugh]

And the legendary mistress
of the dark, Elvira.

Do you know you're one of my
favorite judges ever?

No, but if you hum a few bars
I can fake it.

[judges laugh]

This week we challenged our queens

to tuck their Hallow-weenies
and serve three spectacular looks

in the Monster Ball.

-That caught us all off guard.
-That was good.

Gentlemen, start your engines
and may the best woman win.

Welcome to the Monster Ball.

Category is Trampy Trick or Treater.

Up first, A'Keria C. Davenport.

Oh, Michelle, your dealer's here.

[judges laugh]

[A'Keria]
When a lot of girls think sexy

they run to nurse
or something like that.

I wanted to see if I can make a dealer,
who sits behind a poker table, look sexy.

And I actually did that,
and I brought the poker table.

[Cara]
Ooh, I'd go all in on that table.

-[Ross] I'm more of a slot guy.
-[Michelle] I heard.

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

-[Ross] Now with wings.
-[judges laugh]

[Vanjie]
My Trampy Trick or Treater concept

is the very first all-inclusive
Victoria Secret model.

I'm in all-white, fully-stoned,
real AB crystals.

This angel got a secret,
it's Miss Vanjie.

[RuPaul] Fly me to the poon.

-[judges laugh]
-[Cara] Yes, yes.

[RuPaul] Plastique Tiara.

[Michelle] Oh, look,
it's Lady Bunny's attractive sister.

[judges laugh]

[Plastique] I am a sexy Playboy bunny,
right off the cover.

My body looks like a literal hourglass.

This outfit is, like,
my favorite outfit ever.

[Cara] That is one yummy rabbit.

[Michelle] But where is her carrot?

[Ross] That wasn't "bunny."

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Scarlet Envy.

[Ross] Walk the plank.

[judges laugh]

[Scarlet] My Trampy Trick or Treater

is stomping the plank
and she's ready to dive in.

[RuPaul] She's a real Captain Hooker.

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Nina West.

Ooh, her Venus flytrap's open.

[Nina]
This is one of my very favorite looks

inspired by the legendary
Little Shop of Horrors.

This is the quintessential
Nina West look.

It has high camp, it's also high drag.

[Ross] I couldn't really see back there
but now I can suddenly Seymour.

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Hey, kitty girl.

[Ross]
I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

[Ra'Jah] I am most definitely serving you
pink p*ssy the house down boot.

And when I say boots,
you already know what that mean,

thigh high boots.

Yes, ma'am. Meow.

[Cara]
I would love to chase that tail.

[RuPaul laughs]

[Ross]
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

[RuPaul] Shuga Cain.

[Elvira] Is it a show girl,
is it a harem girl, what the hell is it?

[Shuga] My Trampy Trick or Treater
is a sexy Troll doll.

I'm giving you full pastel
body color with the body suit.

I have the Troll hair.

She's giving you bejeweled
burlesque realness, honey.

[laughs]

[RuPaul] Ever wondered
what happened to Smurfette?

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul]
Brooke Lynn Hytes.

[Elvira]
She seems so wrapped up in herself.

[RuPaul laughs]

[Cara]
Those pointes, I mean...

[RuPaul] So gorgeous.

[Brooke Lynn] It feels amazing
to use my dance training in the runway.

I don't think there's ever been
a mummy on pointe,

on the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Ross] Don't you just hate it when
the neighbor kids TP your drag queen?

[RuPaul] Yes.

Ariel Versace.

Now, you've heard of Monét X Change,
this is her cousin, Needles Exchange.

[judges laugh]

[Ariel] I am the only punk rock
PVC Silent Hill nurse.

Each syringe represents
every time I've got

my g*dd*mn lips and cheeks done.

So, as you can imagine,

there's a lot of syringes
on my shoulders.

[Cara]
You could prick me anytime.

[RuPaul] Well, do you want it in the ass
or in the shoulders?

[Cara]
Ooh, that's what he said.

[Elvira] I just love bloody
patent leather, don't you?

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Yvie Oddly.

It's Sarah Jurassic Parker.

[Cara]
Straight from T-Sex and the City.

[judges laugh]

[Elvira] Oh, no! You know what
they say about small hands.

[judges laugh]

[Yvie]
Little kid me loved dinosaurs.

I thought I was gonna be a paleontologist.
I wanted to hit on that a little bit.

This is a children's Halloween costume
that I've cut the arms holes out of,

and then I've attached dinosaur claws
to my cute dino pumps.

This look is dino-mite.

[RuPaul] Now, Ross, is it
dinosaur weekend in Palm Springs yet?

[judges laugh]

[Ross] I can get you a ticket.

[RuPaul] Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
Unicorn Frappuccino.

[Ross]
Now that unicorn is horny.

[Michelle]
Or are you just happy to see me?

[judges laugh]

[Silky] I am wearing a white sequined
jumpsuit with punk cut-outs.

This is only for the grown and sexy,
so if you ain't grown and sexy

don't joint the line, honey.
Fall all the way back.

[Ross] Shantay you neigh.

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul]
Welcome back to the Monster Ball.

Category is Witch Please!

First up, A'Keria C. Davenport.

[Michelle] Edgar Allan Hoe.

[Ross laughs]

[A'Keria]
Babe, I'm tryin' to give y'all

Charlize Theron in
Snow White and the Huntsman.

I'm that witch that you
kinda wanna be with her

'cause you want a piece,
but you know she's deadly.

[Ross] Well, she really went
out on a limb with that bird.

[RuPaul]
It's nice to see her branching out.

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul]
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

[Elvira] Well, this really proves
that black is the new black.

[RuPaul laughs]

[Vanjie] I know they're liking
this interpretation,

'cause I didn't do the regular dagular
Party City style witch,

I'm taking it to a high couture runway,
with a fascinator for the subtlety.

This witch is rich, bitch.

[RuPaul]
Witch better have my money.

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Plastique Tiara.

[Ross] Malefi-sensational.

[Cara] Angelina, eat your heart out.

[Plastique]
I'm Maleficent's Asian sister.

I'm cinched for the gods,
I'm giving them face for days.

I am feeling my full
Maleficent glamour.

[RuPaul] Mirror, mirror on the wall
who's the fiercest witch of all?

Scarlet Envy.

[Michelle] Somebody likes
to roll around in the hay.

-[judges laugh]
-[Cara] Hey, hey.

[Scarlet]
My concept is a Fire Island witch.

She is beachy, she's kind of swampy,

and she's giving you pants on the runway
and feeling magical.

[RuPaul]
Welcome to RuPaul's Hag Race.

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul]
Nina West.

Well, hello, Pilgrim.

[judges laugh]

[Nina] My look is inspired by
a good old-fashioned Salem witch,

with flames coming up the dress
as if I'm being b*rned at the stake.

I am serving old school witch,
like literally, from like 1510.

[Cara]
Somebody call the fire brigade!

[RuPaul]
Paging Arthur Miller.

[Ross laughs]
Abigail!

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah O'Hara.

This outfit inspires ooze and aahs.

[judges laugh]

[Ra'Jah] I'm serving you Witch Please!
straight out of Oz,

head to toe emerald green
with purple accented hair.

sh*t, it looks good on me.

[Elvira] Why, it's an irregular
Emerald Titty-- City!

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Shuga Cain.

[Elvira] She's been framed!

[RuPaul]
Kinda makes me want a Bloody Mary.

[Shuga] I am Bloody Mary,
urban legend, spooky queen.

Snatchin' up all the kids
from the mirror, honey.

I am giving you latex dripping blood,
tattered Victorian lace dress,

and my teeth are all nasty and rotted out.

I'm living for this look.

[RuPaul]
Hey, Shuga Cain, how's your head?

[Michelle]
Say it, Elvira, say it.

Haven't had any complaints yet.

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul]
Brooke Lynn Hytes.

[Ross]
She is totally two-faced.

[RuPaul] Totally.

[Ross] Uh, my eyes are up here, and here.

[RuPaul laughs]

[Brooke Lynn] This look is inspired by
the Enchantress from su1c1de Squad,

and, oddly enough, the Enchantress
from su1c1de Squad, Cara Delevingne,

is our guest judge this week.

It's amazing.
I'm really hoping she gets the reference.

[Cara] Oh, skull and bone me.

[Elvira] Hey, wait a minute.
Isn't that my opening costume?

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Ariel Versace.

[Cara] Bella Hadid,
someone stole your glasses.

[RuPaul laughs]

[Ariel] I am in my, Witch Please!

I'm giving you a little bit
of Meryl Streep

from Into the Woods,
Miley Cyrus from "Can't Be Tamed."

Avant-garde, very, like, posh.
It's Ariel, witch.

[RuPaul] Michelle, have you ever seen
"The Witches of 'Beast-wick'"?

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul]
Yvie Oddly.

♪ Coven girl
put the bass in your walk ♪

[judges laugh]

[Yvie] For this look,
I wanted to make sure

that I'm clearly reading as witch
but with a fashion twist.

All the other witches
in her coven were jealous,

so, they put this curse on her,

but it's not gonna stop her
from having a good time.

[Cara]
Who said women can't reverse?

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Nobody beats The Wiz.

[Michelle laughs]

[Silky] I am doing
an homage to black cinema, The Wiz,

as Evillene,
the Wicked Witch of the West.

Don't you bring Miss Evillene
no bad news.

[RuPaul]
Ease on down the runway, girl.

-[Michelle] Yes!
-[Ross laughs]

[RuPaul]
Say, hi, to Gail for me.

[judges laugh]

["Mighty Love" by RuPaul]

Category is MILF Eleganza:

Monsters I'd Like to Freak.

First up, A'Keria C. Davenport.

[Ross] Oh, you know,
I've seen her on the web.

[judges laugh]

[Michelle]
Quick, call the exterminator.

[A'Keria]
Tonight, I am the queen of the spiders.

I've padded my body,
so that she definitely has a butt

that you won't mind taking a ride on.

Definitely freakable,
you want some.

[RuPaul] A'Keria C. Davenport
from "Harlot's Web."

[judges laugh]

[Cara] I love that book.

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Her milkshake brings
all the boys to the graveyard.

[judges laugh]

[Elvira] I hope that bird
doesn't have an accident.

[judges laugh]

[Vanjie] My look is inspired by Vanity 6
meets apoco-lop-tic dead hoe.

If Vanjie was supposed to be dead

this is how she would do it,
I would still look sickening,

I would have my
plunging necklines, showing skin.

My hair so quaffed,
I got my tombstone on my head

'cause I want you to know who I am.

This is sexy down to the T.

[Michelle]
Hey, Vanjie, how's your head... stone?

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Plastique Tiara.

[Ross] I love a queen
who's always smiling.

[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] Let's get sickle-ing!

[Plastique] My Monster I'd Like to Freak
is Plastique death goddess, glamour.

The makeup is paying homage
to how I started out in drag,

being drawn to that more conceptual,
more creepy, spooky makeup.

I hope the judges can appreciate
I'm trying to do something different.

[Michelle] She's so handsy.

[Ross]
Well, you've gotta give her a hand.

-[Michelle] Or two.
-[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] Scarlet Envy.

Ladies and gentleman,
"The Shape of Wig Water."

[judges laugh]

[Elvira] Wait, isn't that Roomba's mom?

[RuPaul laughs]

[Scarlet] This outfit is definitely
high-fashion meets classic cinema.

The Creature From the Black Lagoon
meets the New York City catwalk, darling.

I feel weird, I feel fashion,
I feel timeless.

[RuPaul] Now, you read about
all the mercury in fish,

but this is ridiculous.

[judges laugh]

Nina West.

Ooh, look how pretty!

[judges exclaim]

[Ross] It's a gash, a monster gash!

[judges laughs]

[Nina] This is a look
that I am very proud of.

I've got this House of Wax vibe

where my face is falling off
and underneath is this decayed,

deformed woman,
crawling out of the grave,

looking for her long lost love.

I feel so alive, and dead, in this look.

[Ross] Honey, your lipstick
is smeared, little bit.

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah O'Hara.

[Elvira] Ah, look at the size
of that snake.

[Ross]
That's her trouser snake.

[Cara] That's the longest snake
I've ever seen, or the only one.

[laughs]

[Ra'Jah] My MILF Eleganza look
is The Bone Collector.

Ra'Jah loves to suck a good bone.

I'm wearing this sickening
pair of pants made of fur,

and then I throw on some pasties.

I am serving you skeleton
drag queen realness.

[RuPaul]
Hey, when you finish the runway

could you slip by my house
and snake my drain?

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Shuga Cain.

[Elvia]
Somebody forgot their bikini wax.

[RuPaul] Workin' the merkin.

[Michelle laughs]

[Shuga] I'm feelin' this sexy,
wife of Satan, MILF.

She is giving you body,
feathers and bones, and full '70s merkin.

I think I'm freakable.

[Ross] She's so LA now, an LA Ram.
That's a football reference!

-[judges laugh]
-[Michelle] Oh, what?

[RuPaul]
Michelle, have you heard my new song?

It's called,
"I Am a Merkin, a Merkin."

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul]
Brooke Lynn Hytes.

[Ross] Sss-sissy that walk.

[judges laugh]

[Cara] Citizen Cane?

[Brooke Lynn]
I am a black widow.

This bitch has buried,
like, five husbands.

My look is an off the shoulder gown

with this black tulle wafting around me,
almost like smoke.

I feel dark, I feel spooky, I feel sexy.

[RuPaul] Get these motherfuckin' snakes
off this motherfuckin' stage.

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul]
Ariel Versace.

[Cara] Areola, the Little Mermaid.

[judges laugh]

[Elvira] Now I know why
she calls herself Ariel.

[judges laugh]

[Ariel] So, a mermaid and Tinkerbell
went into a bar and the rest is history.

She is a creature from
the Jersey Shore covered in scales.

I know these other queens
are green with envy, yes.

[RuPaul] What's that perfume
you're wearing?

[Elvira] Catch of the day?

[judges laugh]

[RuPaul] Yvie Oddly.

[Cara] She must be
a fellow Brit with those teeth.

[judges laugh]

[Yvie] My look is this fashion forward
eleganza voodoo doll.

I've got pieces of frogs
and old hands stuck in my hair.

And my face has got stitches
and a big old button eye.

[Elvira]
She's serving lace, lace, lace.

[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] And now, in a scene
from Macbeth, Dr. Ganache.

[Elvira] Out, out damned spot!

[judges laugh]

[Silky] I am a red she-devil.
Red mermaid gown with leather and fur,

plus all my curves,
and I changed up my makeup.

Through my beauty
I wanted to show a little beast.

I hope those judges
are horny to see me.

[Michelle]
Elmo, the later years.

[judges laugh]

Welcome, ladies.

Based on your Monster Ball looks
I've made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Nina West...

A'Keria C. Davenport...

Scarlet Envy...

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo...

Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Ladies... you are all safe.

You may leave the stage.

What a bunch of monsters.

[judges laugh]

Ladies, you represent the treats
and the tricks of the week.

[laughing]

And now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

Up first, Plastique Tiara.

The Trampy Trick or Treater,
your body was stunning. Whoa.

By the way, I used to work
at a Playboy club.

I wasn't a bunny,
I was cleaning the restroom.

[all laugh]

The makeup in all three looks
was incredible.

The MILF Eleganza,
the makeup, the details,

the way you held your mouth
was just perfect.

This look is the most fuckable,
but I'm missing personality.

There's just a pretty you
walking down the runway

and I'm missing some kind of a connection.

All right, let's move on down
to Shuga Cain.

The Witch Please, I loved.

I love horror movies
and I wanna watch that movie right away.

Your Trampy Trick or Treater,
I don't know what the heck it was.

The upside, it's something
no one's ever seen before...

[judges laugh]

...and, hopefully, will never see again.

[all laugh]

It was a Troll doll, those Trolls?

So, when I was little,
I didn't have a lot of friends,

and I had tons of Trolls,

those little ones
with the little crazy hair.

And I used to talk with them
and perform in front of them.

I just wanted to do something
that meant something to me.

-It's a beautiful story.
-Yeah.

Yet you have to tell a story,
so that means we didn't get it.

This MILF just looks messy,
you're better than this.

And the carpet is not
matching the drapes.

It's hard to want to freak that merkin,
that's the thing.

I was trying to do, like, a tribal,
like, satanic, wife of the devil.

I love the ideas, but you have to be able
to portray to us what you're doing.

Up next, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

I particularly love the first look
because I've also been

-wrapped up in bandages and--
-I'm sure you have.

Well, but I also
did it professionally.

[all laugh]

That costume, it just was amazing

and obviously you're some kind
of ballerina or something, right?

-Oh, Lordy.
-[judges laugh]

I could not believe
you were just like, la la la.

I was just blown away by that.

Your Witch Please,
that kind of looks like

when I played the enchantress
in su1c1de Squad.

-That's literally my inspiration.
-Stop it!

When I found out
you were a judge and I was like,

-"Oh, f*ck off, no way."
-No way!

The way you danced I was, like,

"I should've probably taken some lessons,
before I'd done the movie,"

-'cause that was incredible.
-Thank you.

And then, this look, I freakin' love.

I like that it's the counterpoint.

You're barely moving,
and you still carried it off.

I would borrow this outfit from you
for my day look.

[all laugh]

Up next, Ariel Versace.

I loved the syringes
coming out the shoulders

in the Trampy Trick or Treater realness.

But, the bottom was ill-fitting.

The idea was cute,
the execution was marginal.

And your Witch Please,
I was getting, like saloon.

I was trying to do, like,
an Avant Garde-y kinda thing.

But it wasn't Avant Garde,
it was 1800s.

The glasses were Avant Garde,
which had no place in that outfit.

And then there's nothing monstrous
about this, this is a mermaid.

I guess I was just trying to rest
on something that I knew.

Every week it's... you know, it's cute,
but it's just, what do you bring?

-What's your legacy in drag?
-Right.

Are you giving it to us?

I always, like, present myself
as somebody who's really strong,

and for some reason that hasn't...

I feel like I haven't
been able to show that yet.

Have you ever watched the show

and heard other queens
say that same thing?

-Yeah.
-And did you wanna scream at them

-from your living room?
-Yeah, yes.

Here's the deal, we're five weeks in,
now's the time to push.

Yvie Oddly.

Your Trampy Trick or Treater look...

Speechless, phenomenal,
one of my favorites of this whole show.

You didn't just come out as a dinosaur,
you told a story without any words.

You have little T-Rex arms,
you can't reach it when you drop it.

[all laugh]

I have seen a lot of drag,
but that really was in my top ten list

of most unique, odd, drag moments.

It was just so damn funny
and you looked, sort of, oddly sexy.

[Yvie laughs]

Oh, my God, your laugh.

I tell you,
you should laugh all the time,

'cause every time you laugh, I laugh.

Unless I'm in a movie theater,
I swear to God.

[all laugh]

The Witch Please! was good
because it was simple,

but it was so tasteful.

You know, the hat going over one eye,
the little glove.

There was something you could've added,
something, just that little element more.

-Next time I'll eat a baby.
-Great, that's what we want.

[Yvie laughs]

Let's talk about this
Monster I'd Like to Freak,

this is like, monster I'd like
to take to a fundraiser.

[all laugh]

You know what I mean?
I don't get it.

I was just trying
to go for a voodoo doll,

but I wanted to try to be
a little bit more glamorous.

So, this is glamour to you?

I just didn't execute
everything to one vision,

I kind of picked a few and was, like,

"That's glamour and that's punk
and that's Yvie, so here we go."

But when you have a challenge that is
Monster I'd Like to Freak,

-and you are a freak...
-[Yvie laughs]

Freakin' do it.

When I call you a freak, that is
the biggest compliment I can give you.

Oh, girl, I hope so, otherwise people
have been insulting me my whole life.

[all laugh]

Well, I promise I won't ever
sabotage myself with glamour again.

Well, we still wanna see you
do some glamour.

And, you know, you've got a couture body,

you could really
rock something gorgeously.

-I'll do it when appropriate.
-We'll hold you to that.

Up next, Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

When you did
the little unicorn, adorable.

It was sort of a cute children's
trick or treating thing, you know,

with sex thrown in,
which really doesn't go together, but...

Okay, never mind.

Your Witch Please,
I know it's a reference to The Wiz, right?

-Absolutely.
-I liked that you went to The Wiz,

but your hair, your paint,
you were Oprah.

Now, this last look, you look so sexy,
you look absolutely gorgeous.

-Thank you.
-But the dress making is a bit shabby.

I can kinda see places

where the fur is thicker
on one side, not the other.

It looked cheap.

And really don't get monster
besides the horns on your head.

Horns do not a monster make,
ask anyone who was in

Manos: The Hands of Fate.

-[RuPaul laughs]
-An obscure B-movie reference.

I don't do monster well,

I only paint one mug
and it's a beauty mug.

No, I know, you are a pageant girl
through and through.

But I have to remind you kids
to really think of the challenge.

[RuPaul] All right, ladies,
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,
the judges and I will deliberate.

All right, just between us witches,
what do you think?

Starting with Plastique Tiara.

Those looks were incredible.
Plastique is stunning.

The con is, she's stunning.

It's Drag Race,
you need more than just looks,

you need personality.

[RuPaul] But I love the fact that her
MILF was actually a monster

and she took the time
to create a horrific face,

but still kept the beauty.

She did a really fine job.

All right, let's move on.
Shuga Cain.

[Ross]
The looks were just confusing,

she needs to hand out
a pamphlet with each outfit,

so I can figure out
what the hell is going on.

I... I was just lost.

You can see that she's talented,

she really can sell a character,
like the Witch Please,

when she does it properly.

But that MILF Eleganza,
I don't know what was going on there.

She tried to make it better
by licking the thing,

but licking can only take you so far.

[judges laugh]

This was just not her challenge.

-Uh-uh.
-Mm-mm.

Let's move on to Brooke Lynn Hytes.

I love, love, love, love, love, love,
love, love, love Brook Lynn Hytes.

How do you really feel
about Brooke Lynn?

May be a little biased, whatever.

All of those looks, to me,
was someone I wanna freak.

Yeah, she captured all these
difference macabre looks,

the mummy, the witch doctor,
and then that beautiful, elegant,

kind of an Adams Family character.

The costumes were amazing.

Just to watch her move was hypnotizing.

Yes, that extra element
really pushed it over the top.

Ariel Versace from New Jersey.

I was having a little bit of Déjà vu,
I've seen it all before.

Mm-hmm.

Nothing super different, super unique.

The final look
didn't read monster at all.

-Look, I'm Ariel, I'm a mermaid.
-Kind of like a meh-maid.

[laughs]

Guys, I'm almost at a loss with Ariel,

I don't think she knows
what she needs to do.

She has an idea of what she is,
but this competition forces you

to rethink everything
that worked back home.

-Yes.
-In this context, you've got to amp it up.

And if you can't,
you shouldn't be here.

[RuPaul] Yvie Oddly.

Yvie brought something to the party
that nobody else did and that was humor.

I mean, she put claws on pumps, you guys.

[laughs]

Has anyone ever done that before?

-No!
-No!

Then she dropped the head
and she couldn't get it.

[judges laugh]

[Cara and Michelle imitate dinosaurs]

But that last look was so bad.

[Michelle]
There was no monster.

Nothing that you wanted to F.

Nothing that I wanted to F,
marry or k*ll.

It's unfortunate that the last look
didn't really hit the mark,

but I wanted to single her out
because I was so impressed

with her first two looks.

[Michelle] So good.

Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache Zeta-Jones.

Her Trampy Trick or Treater,
I actually liked that.

[Cara] But there's something
that could've made the look better,

a more pronounced horn,
the detailing maybe.

And I had trouble with the second one,

I thought it was Oprah Winfrey
going as Dolly Parton

-for her Halloween costume.
-[RuPaul laughs]

She was being Evillene from The Wiz,

but Evillene is evil
she didn't capture that,

the dress and the makeup didn't
measure up to the original. At. All.

And the final look,
there was no monster in it.

And the dress,
when she turned around,

you saw all her undergarments,
it was ill-fitting.

Silky is such a fun queen,

I would've like to see her have fun
with the monster, really go there.

She says she only paints pretty,
well, stretch a little, honey.

-There's $100,000 on the line.
-Get ugly, girl.

-Silence.
-Sorry.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my ghouls.

Welcome back, ladies.
I've made some decisions.

Plastique Tiara, tonight,
your three looks were bewitching.

You're safe.

Brooke Lynn Hytes,
tonight, you were on pointe.

Con-drag-ulations, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Yay!

You've won a $3,000 gift card
from TravelGay.com.

You may join the other girls.

Yvie Oddly...

You, my dear, are a freak...

and you're safe.

Thank you.

Shuga Cain...
tonight, sugar don't bite.

I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.

[Shuga] I'm mad. I did not come here
to be in the bottom...

[sighs] Again.

I've just worked so hard to get here,
it breaks my heart.

Ariel Versace... the only person
you scared tonight is you.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache, tonight,
you were all beauty, no beast.

Silky...

you're safe.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Ariel, I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.

Two queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight you were asked
to prepare a lip sync performance

of "I'm Your Baby Tonight,"
by the great Whitney Houston.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress me and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for... your... life.

I go into full Mortal Kombat mode,
I wanna be here so badly.

I need to k*ll this lip sync.

[Shuga]
Okay, bitch.

It is time for you to show Mama Ru
why you're meant to be here,

'cause tonight you are not going home.

Good luck, and for the love
of Whitney Houston...

don't f*ck it up.

["I'm Your Baby Tonight"
by Whitney Houston]

♪ From the moment I saw you ♪

♪ I went outta my mind ♪

♪ I never believed
in love at first sight ♪

♪ But you got a magic, boy ♪

♪ That I just can't explain ♪

♪ Well, you got a, you got a way
that you make me feel ♪

♪ I can do, I can do
anything for you, baby ♪

♪ I'll be down for you, baby ♪

♪ Lay all my cards out tonight ♪

♪ Just call on me, baby ♪

♪ I'll be there in a hurry ♪

♪ It's your move, so baby
baby decide ♪

♪ Whatever you want from me ♪

♪ I'm givin' you everything ♪

♪ I'm your baby ♪

f*ck.

m*therf*cker.

I just need to get up
and keep it moving.

I need to show them
that I'm not giving up.

I'm gonna be their baby tonight,
I need to stay here.

♪ Whatever I do, boy ♪

♪ It's all about you, baby ♪

♪ And ain't the truth, boy ♪

♪ I'm helplessly in love with you ♪

♪ What else can I do, boy ♪

♪ But be there for you, baby ♪

♪ You got a, you got a way
that you make a me ♪

♪ Feel I can, feel I can
do any, do anything ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ All right, you know, baby ♪

♪ You know what I am ♪

♪ Whatever you want from me ♪

♪ I'm givin' you everything ♪

♪ I'm your baby tonight ♪

♪ Looks like I'm fatal
it's all on the table ♪

♪ And, baby, you hold the cards ♪

♪ You got the magic
and I've got to have it ♪

♪ I don't want the pieces
I want every single part ♪

♪ I'll be your angel
I'm ready and able ♪

♪ Whatever you want is fine ♪

♪ Whenever you're ready
just call on your lady ♪

♪ And I'll be your baby tonight ♪

[all cheering]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Shuga Cain...

Shantay you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Ariel Versace, you are my baby tonight,
and you always will be.

Now, sashay away.

[all cheering]

Yes.

[all laugh]

[Ariel] I didn't think I should've
gone home tonight.

I have so much to show.

[blows raspberry]

It sucks that I did not get to show
my true self to the judges,

or at least what they thought they saw.

But I can't wait to see what else I do.

Con-drag-ulations, queens, and remember,

if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you
gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

[all] Amen!

All right, now let the music play.

♪ To, to, to, the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

[RuPaul] Next time,
on RuPaul's Drag Race.

You'll be competing
in the first ever Drag-lympics.

You slayed.

It all works for me.

-Amazing.
-I'm getting bored.

Change up some sh*t.

If I've got to lip sync for my life,

I'm gonna lip sync
for my motherfuckin' life!

I'm not f*cking coming for you!

I can't wait till they make
that spooky dookie...

go home.

♪ To, to, to, to, to, to, to
to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪