01x01 - Drag on a Dime

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "RuPaul's Drag Race". Aired: February 2, 2009 – present.*
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RuPaul plays the role of host, mentor, and head judge for this series, as contestants are given different challenges each week.
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01x01 - Drag on a Dime

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I, rupaul,

Was born a poor black child

In the brewster housing projects

Of san diego, california.

But, baby, you better work!

Look at me now.

As the original supermodel

Of the world, I've had

All my dreams come true.

And now, it's time for me

To share the love.

I'm looking for america's

Next drag superstar.

Thousands applied, but only 9

Have been invited to compete

For the crown.

- [Kiss]

- And as beautiful

As these dolls are...

- Oh!

[Judges oh]

- It's not always

Gonna be pretty.

- Baby, I just don't get it.

- We don't need this pressure.

- [Sobbing]

This means so much to me.

- [Humming dance b*at]

- Whether they're putting

It together backstage...

- I'm gonna have to put my balls

Behind my frickin'

Body today.

- Strutting their stuff

On the runway...

- It looks like you're

Ready to give a $20 hand job.

- Or facing

The ultimate challenge...

The time has come...

For you to lip sync

For your life.

- ♪ The greatest love

Of all... ♪

- And just when you think

These queens have gone as far

As they can go...

- Do I have security?

[Laughter]

They push it

One step further.

[Sound effect of

Brakes squealing]

- How dare you?!

I flew you first-class

To this competition.

- Whoo!

- Are you ready

For the ride of your life?

Gentlemen, start your engines.

- [Imitating

Engines revving]

[Sound effect

Of brakes squealing]

- "Rupaul's drag race"

Is about to get real.

- Can you kneel, please?

- In 3, 2, 1.

- ♪ "Rupaul's drag race" ♪

♪ Gentlemen ♪

♪ Start your engines ♪

♪ "Rupaul's drag race" ♪

♪ May the best woman win ♪

- ♪ "R-r-rupaul's drag race" ♪

- ♪ Gentlemen ♪

♪ Start your engines ♪

- ♪ "Rupaul's drag race" ♪

- ♪ May the best woman,

Best woman win ♪

[Horn honks]

[Vehicles rush past]

[Engine revs]

- Whew!

My god. Look at this.

Wow. Crazy, crazy, crazy.

My name is bryan.

I'm 29 years old, and I've

Had a show at a nightclub

In las vegas for

About six years now.

This is sickening.

My persona has always tried

To be a little more

On the realistic side

By wearing costuming

That is super couture.

People call me

The barbra streisand of drag.

This is gonna be fun.

Fun, fun, fun!

Because I've heard she's

A real bitch

And she's a**l retentive

About everything.

That's kind of, I guess

You could say, how I am.

- Hi...

I am jorge flores

Aka nina flowers.

Ow!

- You are just painted,

Painted out of your mind.

- I started, like,

Around 5:00 in the morning.

- Did you really?

- Yes, girl.

I don't consider myself

As a female impersonator.

I like to be more androgynous.

It's an extravaganza.

You are beautiful.

- Oh, thank you.

Thank you...

- You're really

Beautiful, girl. Work it!

Like, whoa.

This bitch is fierce.

I can't wait to see who

Else is coming to compete.

- Hello. What's up?

- Hey, gorgeous!

- What's your name, darling?

- Rebecca glasscock.

- Oh, my god.

- Pleasure.

- Nice meeting you, darling.

- Whoo!

- Where are you from?

- I'm javier,

And I'm 26 years old.

- Beautiful.

- Yes. Oh, my goodness.

- This is crazy,

Isn't it, though?

- I'm just a small-town girl

From sunny florida

With a big dream

Of becoming

The next drag superstar.

- Hi. You guys are fabulous.

[Laughter]

- Thank you!

- Fabulous.

- Hi, darling.

- Mwah. Mwah.

- I'm ryan,

Also known as ongina.

Hi. Ongina.

- Nice meeting you, ongina.

- My middle name's ong,

And god didn't bless me

With a certain "ina."

- Hi. I'm rebecca.

- Mwah. Mwah.

- Amazing.

- And I'm really excited

To meet everyone else

So that I can scope

Up the competition,

So that I know who

I would be saying good-bye to

On a weekly basis.

- Hello, fabulous.

- Hi!

- Hey, girls.

- What's going on?

- Rebecca. Nice to meet you.

- And I'm victoria.

I'm victor.

My stage name

Is victoria porkchop parker.

Victoria is very

Different from victor.

Victoria's very outgoing.

She's very flirtatious.

She likes to meet men,

And she likes to entertain,

And I can do things as victoria

That I could never get away

With as victor.

[Laughter]

I want a snickers.

- Great!

- Oh, I've been doin'

This 21 years.

[Laughs]

It's a definite advantage.

- Whoo!

- Ow!

- Work it. Work it...

- My name is eric.

I'm 24 years old.

My name's akashia

When I'm in drag.

My drag persona would

Be crazy rambunctious.

I'm sitting here

All primped and ready...

If I was a girl, I would

Be a stripper

Or a slut and pregnant

With a whole bunch a children.

- We both decided to do

The whole naked feel.

- When I saw shannel,

I was like oh, another skank

With her butt hangin' out.

I thought I was gonna be

The only one that had

My butt hangin' out.

- Work it!

- Hers is a little flabby.

It jiggles.

Mine is solid muscle, so

It doesn't, ,like move at all.

So, I mean, it just depends

On what you're into.

- Hello!

- Hi!

- Hi, my dear.

- Hello, darling!

- How are you?

- Hi there. My name is

Tammie brown, with an i-e.

- Ongina.

- Hi.

- Nice to meet you. Hi.

- Nice to meet you.

- My real name is keith.

If I'm in drag or out of

Drag, I'm an entertainer.

I am the character.

- What's going on?

- Well, this show.

- Crazy, huh?

- Popcorn and cr*cker jack.

- Ok.

- My eyes are wanderin' across

The room,

And I was checking

Everyone out.

Kind of sizing up

The competition.

But every time I look

At tammie,

She was staring at me,

And she was winking.

And she was creepy.

- Hello!

- Hi!

- Hi!

My name's david.

I'm 24 years old.

Jade.

- Jade, shannel.

Nice to meet you.

- Hi, sister.

- Jade is definitely

My alter ego.

Basically, she has

More balls than I do.

- Mwah.

- Nice to meet you. Mwah.

Not only am I gonna be able

To show myself as jade,

But I'm also gonna be able

To showcase

My talents as a dancer,

As a performer,

As everything all in one.

- Hello!

- Hey! Work it!

- Shannel. How are you?

- Bebe. Nice to meet you.

- Ongina.

My name is nea marshall kudi.

I'm from west africa,

Precisely, cameroon.

Bebe. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- I'm also known

As bebe zahara benet.

- A career girl on the go.

She's been traveling...

- I walked into the room,

My first impression was,

I thought all the girls

Were really stunning.

But I bring a lot of

International influence.

And I feel like right now

I'm really ahead of the game.

[Sound effect of

Vehicle racing past]

- Hello, racers,

And welcome to the starting line

Of "rupaul's drag race."

[Contestants cheering]

- Work it!

- To win this competition,

You're gonna need to be

More enterprising

Than donald Tr*mp,

To give bigger than oprah,

And to be hotter than tyra

Wearing a fat suit in july!

- Whoo!

- But when it's all over,

Only one of you can drive away

With the fierce title

Of america's

Next breakthrough

Drag superstar.

Mm-hmm.

- Work it.

- So put your stiletto

To the metal,

And let's take this mother

From zero to fabulous

In 3.5 seconds.

[Cheering]

- Work it.

- Whoo-whoo!

- Hello, hello, hello!

Hi! Well, hello!

Look at how beautiful you are.

- When I saw rupaul walk in,

Shivers just went down my spine.

It was just seeing a superstar.

- All right.

- Definitely,

Rupaul influenced me.

She was doing things

That I've always wanted to do.

She was on talk shows.

She was on videos.

- Enchante.

- Mwah.

- She's made people view us

In a different light

And has really opened doors

For a lot of drag artists,

Like me.

- How beautiful are you girls!

It is my pleasure to have you

All here at rupaul's drag race.

You've come from all around

This great country.

And thanks to

Southwest airlines,

You arrived here safe and sound

To compete for the crown.

From thousands of submissions,

You are the chosen 9.

- Whoo!

- Cheers.

- The winner of rupaul's

Drag race is gonna be

One lucky lady.

The winner will receive

A feature photo spread

In "paper" magazine, which

Was my first national cover...

- Whoo!

- Ah!

A portrait taken by renowned

Photographer greg gorman

To be used in an l.a. Eyeworks

Legendary designer

Eyewear campaign.

And the winner will headline

The absolut vodka pride tour

Across the u.s.

- Yes!

- Whoo!

- Plus a cash prize of $20,000

Courtesy of absolut vodka

And mac cosmetics.

- Whoo!

- Awesome!

- I'm so excited,

I just drip.

- Now enough talk.

Are you ready to play?

- Yes.

- Yes, we are.

- The tension is k*lling me

Because I really want to

Know what's gonna happen.

- There's somebody I

Want you to meet.

Say hello to a world

Renowned celebrity photographer,

Who's photographed dolly parton

And beyonce,

And a very good friend,

Mike ruiz.

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Hi, mike.

- Mwah! Mwah.

- Oh! Oh!

- Wow!

You guys are amazing.

- Aren't they gorgeous?

- Gorgeous.

- Now, mike is here for

Your first official

"Drag race" photo sh**t.

The judges will be

Evaluating the photos

As part of the elimination.

He'll be sh**ting you

One-on-one.

Are you ready?

- Whoo!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Tighten

Those tucking panties.

It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

- Ha ha!

- We're gonna have

A sexy paris hilton moment.

- Ok.

- So these two hot studs are

Gonna be washing the car...

- Ok.

- While I'm sh**ting you...

What I'm hoping to get out

Of the girls is a connection

To the camera, a connection

To their bodies,

And a connection

To their aesthetic

And to assimilate well

Into this situation,

Which is gonna be hypersexual.

I would think

A little sexier...

This photo sh**t is

Definitely gonna separate

The amateurs

From the professionals.

Beautiful.

- This is my first challenge.

You know, it's kind of exciting.

- And hit it! Gorgeous!

Beautiful! Work it!

Oh, ho, ho! That's

What I'm talking about.

[Laughing]

Ok, and we got the sh*t.

All right.

[Camera shutter clicks]

- Darlings!

- Now I want you to club...

- Hello, everybody!

[Wolf whistle]

- We've got our next model!

- Mamacita!

- What's up, boys?

- Hey, shannel, you forgot

The back of your outfit!

- They were half off.

I had to have 'em.

- Oh, I see!

- What can I say? What can i...

[Laughter]

- Ooh!

- Oh, yeah!

- Dirty car.

- Yes! Wash her!

Beautiful.

- Ooh, shannel, I'm gonna

Write you a ticket, girl.

- Ha ha! Yes!

[Camera shutter clicks]

- This is your car,

And you want them to clean it,

Every bit of it.

- I thought to myself,

I've got two gorgeous men

To go stand in between,

And I'm gonna make

The most of this.

- Oh! She's got you all wet!

Oh, my goodness!

- Hey! Why don't you scrub him?

Why don't you wash him?

- Scrub him down. He's dirty.

- I loved feeling

On their bodies,

And I helped wash their backs,

And whew! It was fabulous.

[Camera shutter clicks]

- Ooh! Yes, mami.

- Ohh, yes!

- Oh, nina!

- Yeah. Work it out!

- Yes, mami. Gorgeous!

- I went wild. I went for it.

I wasn't thinking about

My makeup or my outfit,

About my wig.

It was incredible.

- Watch out

For that hose, nina!

- Ha ha! Oh, yeah.

- Ooh! We got our cover!

- Whoo! Yes!

- All right.

[Camera shutter clicks]

- This is the cover

Of "drag race" magazine.

- Oh, yes! That's what

I'm talking about.

- Oh, yes. What's all that junk

In your trunk, akashia?

- Sex sells, baby!

- Yes, baby. Yes.

- Oh! Make love to the camera.

- Eat your heart out,

Naomi campbell.

- The minute akashia walked away

From the camera,

I could tell she was pissed

For being doused with water.

- Ohh!

- Get the cameras rolling...

- Oh, the sh**t's still going!

Whoo-hoo!

- That's the outfit.

- My vag*na got wet.

- It's illegal

In this state, akashia!

[Laughter]

- Girl, that was

An interesting experience.

- Literally, we have just taken

A bath in water in full drag.

Everything is

Just nasty and disgusting.

Fortunately,

We could take it all off,

And I thought, oh, thank god.

- Look at those titties.

They're stuck to you.

- Do you love them?

Do you love them? Ebay.

My talent usually relies

On my shock value.

I love the attention. I do.

I love it, crave it.

- Akashia is a little edgy,

But I think that's just

The way she wants to be.

- Just for you.

What if she sneaks up and...

- [Laughing]

- Akashia's kind of childish.

- f*ck you, porkchop.

f*ck...f*ck you!

- Ooh, I like it! I like it!

Slap me.

Everyone's kind of young.

And everyone's wants

To have a good time.

And I think they need

To realize

That they might not be here.

[Laughs]

- When I saw the car

And the buckets of soap

And the hoses, I just took over.

- Oh! Ooh! This ain't

No truck stop, honey.

- Oh, ho ho! Yes, momma!

Hose ongina down!

[Camera shutter clicks]

Beautiful. Guys,

Get it a little tighter.

- Cameroon!

- Yes, don't be shy.

- Yeah.

- All right!

- Yes, honey, put

It into cruise control!

[Camera shutter clicks]

- Beautiful! All right!

We got it.

- Oh, my god!

[Sobbing]

- [Chuckles]

- Aw.

- This is such a sad story.

- Ohh...

Give me every bit of

Sex that you have.

- Give me j lo, honey.

- Yes! Yes, yes...

- Yes, mami, use those props!

Use that hose, honey. Ooh!

- Ooh! Ha ha!

- Pull up to the bumper, honey.

- Beautiful!

Yeah, play to the camera.

- Remember, they're here

To serve their queen

In any way you need.

[Laughter]

- I got to get that sh*t!

Wet t-shirt contest!

Yeah, now, interact with them,

But you're playing it to me.

Like, they're just

Your boy toys.

[Camera shutter clicks]

All right! We got it!

- Give 'em a big round

Of applause.

- Beautiful!

- Oh, my god. Oh, my god...

- It was kind of nice to see

All the girls out of drag

Because you never really

Meet someone

Until you meet

'Em out of drag.

And you really meet

The person behind the mask.

- Oh, you look like

A lesbian right now.

[Laughter]

- When it came to all

Of us getting out of drag,

Nina surprised me because

She is covered in tattoos.

All right.

So you all tatted up.

- Yeah.

- Oh. Oh...

- She's rough trade over there.

You know that I like

That kind.

- Ok. You said you were not

A lesbian.

[Laughter]

- I don't know

What you're talking about.

- The largest transformation,

To me, was nina flowers.

When she got out of drag,

She had on a wife beater

And was tattooed from head

To toe.

She looks like a dude.

Look how thick

Her eyebrows are.

- Tammie, her eyebrows...as

A boy are just out of whack.

Uh, you just want

To take a weed whacker

And just att*ck them.

Jade is very cute.

I might be a lesbian with him.

- That was hot.

- After rebecca took

Her makeup off,

I thought she might have

Had her lips done.

Rebecca, did you get

Your lips pumped?

- No, they're mine.

We all think that you

Done had some work done.

- My nose is real,

And my lips are real as well.

You can tell that they're...

- Realness.

- Well, hey, dolls.

- Whoo!

- Well, look at you.

[Applause]

Look at you!

You arrived here

All sticky and sweet,

And now you've been

Washed clean,

Baptized by miss paul!

- Yes.

- Now, today's challenge

Is drag on a dime.

You have to recreate

Your glamorous drag look

Using hand-me-downs

From the studio wardrobe

Department on highland.

And to help you accessorize,

We went to the dollar store and

Got you a whole bunch a crap.

[Laughter]

- This might be a recipe

For disaster.

Making anything from garbage

To couture never happens.

- Now, you can wear your own

Wigs, heels, and undergarments.

And as far as makeup is

Concerned, mac has that covered.

[Cheering and applause]

But after that, your outfit

Needs to be 100%

Recycled fashion.

- I have probably got

About $25,000 in costuming

And rhinestones with me.

I've got headpieces

And headdresses,

And 16 pairs of shoes,



Things with versace buckles

On them.

And our challenge is

Create a fabulous outfit

From some of the ugliest,

Tackiest,

Most horrible thrift

Store clothing

That your grandmother

Wouldn't even wear.

- Now, most importantly,

This outfit has to scream you.

You have the rest of the day

To work.

And, remember,

You will be judged

On both your

Drag on a dime outfit

And your photo

From today's sh**t.

When you present yourself

Tomorrow on the main stage,

In addition to being beautiful,

The judges will be looking

For your charisma,

Uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

Say it again with me.

- Charisma, uniqueness,

Nerve and talent!

- Again, tina! No, no.

- Charis...

[Laughter]

- Gentlemen, start your engines.

May the best woman win.

Go!

[Contestants speaking excitedly]

- Oh, god. Watch your eyes.

- The first challenge came.

It actually hit you in the face,

Like guess what!

This competition, people

Switch from being nice

To, "oh, I don't care

About what you're doing

"Right now.

I am going because I need

To take care of myself."

So it was like a reality

Check to your face.

- Ouch! Ha ha!

I can sew on a button.

I can sew a hole up in a dress.

And that's about it.

- I think if maybe I had

A couple yards of very pretty

Fabric, I could make

Something out of it.

But literally, we had crap.

- They took the noodles

And everything.

- It was really funny that,

Soon as this challenge started,

That everybody got quiet

And didn't say a word for

About 30 minutes.

- When we started constructing

Our garments and I looked at

Rebecca, she kept going back

And forth

Like she didn't know what

She wanted to wear,

What kind of idea she was

Trying to create and stuff.

So I think it was a little

Bit challenging to her.

- So, miss victoria, when

Did you start doing drag?

- I did drag my first time

On january 16, 1987.

- Oh!

- How was that scene?

- Wasn't as open

As it was now.

Back then, guys used

To ride by,

And I've I've been sh*t at.

I've had things thrown at me.

- Really?

- And had to go to

The emergency room in drag

Just because I was a female

Impersonator, and I was

Standing in front of a gay bar.

Y'all have it easy,

All you young girls.

- I'll say.

- Porkchop does have the most

Experience, but sometimes

Experience doesn't really

Get you where you want to be.

- Hello, hello, hello!

Hey, ladies.

- Hi there.

- Just checking in.

We're gonna start over

Here with the nina.

Now, it looks like you've

Chosen to do a whole dress.

- To me, it has a sense

Of the eighties.

- It's very "dynasty."

- Right?

- Darling.

- Exactly.

- So now, nina,

When I see the dress,

I feel like it's not

Quite nina enough yet.

- Ok. I'll work on that.

Definitely.

- Ok.

- Ok. Thank you.

- All right.

- Thank you very much.

- So tammie, this is

Your station over here?

- Yes.

- Now, what is this you

Are working with?

- This is from

The 99 cent store.

- Yeah.

- And it's the clean

The house stuff.

- Yeah. And were they

In these circles already?

- No. I made the circles

With a little tortilladora.

Would you like some tortillas?

Keeps your tortillas nice

And warm.

- Oh, oh, gorgeous.

Now, are you gonna use the

Tortillas on your outfit, too?

- No. I was gonna take

'Em back to my room,

Put some cheese in there,

And iron 'em.

- Work it out, mami.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Ooh, boy. Look at that.

Tina marie,

Eat your heart out.

I love that you like

To show off your body.

- I do.

- You're not afraid of

That, are you?

- No, I'm not.

It's kind of not much of

A dress,

'Cause there's not

Much fabric since I

Don't like to wear much clothes.

- What from the 99 cent store

Are you gonna use

On this outfit?

- I'm not sure yet.

I'll have to go and scrape

Through the stuff

And see what's left.

- Mm-hmm.

- I went through

All the 99 cent store stuff,

And I literally thought, "um,

What the hell am I supposed

To do with this crap?"

- I need you to think

About how you'd incorporate

The items from the dollar store.

Because that that's a really

Big part of the final score.

All right, kiddo. Good luck. -

Thank you.

- All right. Jade...

Now, I love what

You're doing here.

You haven't had a lot of time,

But you've made a lot

Of headway here.

You've got some braiding

Going on here.

You've reconstructed

This sort of african print.

Now, listen, jade,

I'm gonna encourage you

To take some more chances

With your makeup.

You know, you got

A gorgeous face.

Just a more sophisticated look.

- Ok.

- Ok?

- Definitely.

Ongina.

- Hi.

- I see lots of plastic

And ruffles...

- Yes.

- And lace over there.

- Yes.

- Really, really wonderful.

What was it originally,

This plastic?

- This was a tarp thing.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah. And then this

Is for shower...

Like, the shower thingies.

- These? Oh, yes!

- Yeah. And so I unraveled

Them and made them

Into, like, my little ruffle.

- Very nice.

- And from the thrift store,

I have...i cut out a zipper.

- Yeah.

- Because this is actually

Gonna be a high-waisted skirt.

- Mm-hmm.

- What I do for work is

Visual.

And what I see visually

Kind of reflects

On how ongina becomes.

It's gonna be genius.

- It looks beautiful.

- Thank you.

- All right.

- I wanted to create

A very nude illusion.

- Yeah.

- So this actually will go

All the way through the leg...

And come up and literally

Give complete bottom here.

- Yes.

- Very low cut in the back.

- Because you feature

The back door a lot, don't you?

- Yes, I do. Yeah, I do.

- Yeah!

- I do.

- Well, you have to use

The skills to what?

Pay the bills.

- There you go. There you go.

- That's right.

- Shannel is one of those who

Is more into the sex appeal.

You know, she likes showing

A lot of her body.

It's different than my style.

It doesn't mean I cannot

Do it, but I choose not to.

- Bebe.

- Hi, ru.

- Now, I know you're

Very crafty.

I am.

- Oh, my goodness.

You're gluing wood chips...

- I am.

- To a pant leg.

- Ha ha! Yeah.

I'm trying to do the beauty

Of a blend of culture

And also elegance meets raw.

That's why I decided

To use the wood chips.

- The wood chips.

- So I want to keep it very

Simple and right to the point

And very tasteful

Because that's

The kind of person I am.

- Ok.

- I think that bebe realized

When we started the challenge

That maybe she didn't

Have as much together

As she thought.

I wouldn't mind if bebe

Went home actually.

[Laughs]

- Now...ha ha!

This is a lot goin' on,

Isn't it?

- It is a lot going on.

- I'm getting bette midler

Luau here.

- Kind of. It's kind of

A drag queen at the beach.

I'm a lot of woman.

I've incorporated

A lot of outfits.

I've took 3 outfits apart,

Put 'em all back together.

- Now, are you afraid

That it's gonna be more costume

Than sort of fashiony at all?

- Well, it could be. Um...

- Well, you want to

Wear the dress.

You don't want the dress

To wear you.

Hi, rebecca.

- Hi.

- What you got here?

- This is a look that

Reflects on my attitude

And the way that I am.

So I like to call this a little

Bit of glamour with punk.

- This looks like

It's all from the thrift store.

What here is

From the 99 cent store?

- Well, I wanted the neck

To stand up,

So inside, there is

A fly swat...swatter.

- Mm-hmm.

- Inside.

I'm so behind.

And when I thought that

Maybe I had something,

That's when rupaul came around.

And I was like, oh, sh*t.

- You know, honestly, rebecca,

I hear what you're saying

And I get the concept.

But it seems like it's

Just taken from the hanger

And put onto the dress form.

I really want to see

A little bit more creativity.

If I were you, I would think

A little bit more about this.

- Ok.

At that point, I felt

Like complete failure.

However, I had to keep

Myself together

Because I am not going home

Just because I made

An ugly garment.

- Ladies...

I will see you tomorrow

On the main stage.

Make me proud.

And, remember,

Don't f*ck it up.

[Applause]

- Just wear it out.

- I'm kind of worried

About rebecca and akashia.

They're all freaked out,

And I'm kind of concerned

'Cause I like

Both of 'em a lot. So

I don't want 'em to go home.

[Exhales]

I'm extremely nervous.

- Oh, my god. What happened

Here? A tornado hit it.

Today is elimination day.

Someone is going home,

And I'm really scared.

- Straight to work, girls.

Straight to work.

- Walking into the workroom

This morning was

Kind of overwhelming.

Everything just laying

There on the mannequins,

And on the tables.

It was like,

"Wow. This is a mess."

- Who's not done

With their stuff yet?

- You.

- I'm not done.

- I'm saying, "besides me,"

So I don't have to be

The only one who's not on...

- No, girl, it's all you.

- Me. I'm not done yet.

- Oh, you're not?

- No.

- I decided to trash the first

Outfit completely

And start from scratch.

Hopefully rupaul likes it.

- It's really

Hot in here.

- Really! Really! Wow!

- Can you all turn the air on?

It's hard to put on makeup

When it's running off.

- Maybe the makeup's just

Scared to stay on your face.

- Whoo!

- Ay, yi yi.

- Oh, jeez. Catfight.

- We were given an hour

And a half this morning

To completely

Get ourselves into drag.

[Contestants humming loudly]

[Excited chatter]

- Every time I go to stage,

I take from two to three

Hours to do my makeup.

I can do makeup in

Less than two hours.

It's just not gonna be

Like I would love it to be.

- These girls, you know,

They're hot, you know?

They're rocking their sh*t,

And they're doing really good.

So I'm nervous about that,

But I think i...

I think I'm gonna

Dust a couple of 'em.

- [Laughs]

- Ha ha ha!

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,

Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Walk, now, walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Now, walk ♪

♪ And what? ♪

How do you like my outfit?

- Whoo!

[Applause]

- Gorgeous.

- I want to welcome

My regular judges.

First, fashion journalist

And bestselling author

Merle ginsberg.

- I'm very happy to be here.

And hello to my pal,

The shamelessly

Outspoken designer

Who's no stranger

To the runway.

Shake the dice and steal

The rice...santino is here!

Mwah!

- Mwah!

- And our guest judge this

Week is celebrity photographer

Mike ruiz.

- Hey ru.

- And our extra special

Surprise guest judge this week...

A living legend.

Welcome one of my idols,

Mr. Bob mackie.

- Hey, ru, you're gorgeous.

- Thank you, darling.

The challenge this week

Is drag on a dime.

Let's see how they did.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

May the best woman win!

- I'm pretty sure

That some people

Are not very comfortable about

The kind of drag that I do.

- Ooh. It's severe up in here.

- But that is exactly

What makes me stand out,

That I'm different.

- Akashia,

Part of a wholesome breakfast.

- I felt fierce, honey.

I said, "mmm! Mmm! I look good."

I did smile at the end

Of the runway to show them

My pearly whites, 'cause

I have a gorgeous smile.

- My dress is dynamite.

I knew exactly what I was

Gonna do on the runway.

And all the nervousness kind

Of went away the minute

That I hit that plexiglas.

- Ooh.

[Laughter]

- Work!

- Oh, goodness...

[Indistinct] chic.

- This is victoria parker

For your consideration.

- I hate my outfit.

But this is what I've

Got to work with.

So I've got to make

The best of what I've got.

And the charisma that I've

Got inside of me,

I'm trying to express it

To the judges' panel.

- Brigadoon!

Cameroon!

- I look at the set,

And I look at ru

And all the judges,

And I was like, oh, my god!

- How much would could

A woodchuck chuck?

Oh! Table for two?

Ooh. Miss got the body.

- I have a feeling

That the judges in their mind

Already think, "oh, she

Thinks she's gonna win this.

"So we're going to give

Her no reaction

"As to not boost her

Confidence level

Any more than it

Probably already is."

- Ooh. Lion queen.

- I was dead nervous.

I was shaking inside.

But I went out there, and I

Kind of just did my thing.

And, you know, it works.

[Laughter]

- Let them have it,

Miss rebecca.

She's no longer on the farm.

Rebecca has escaped!

- After all the drama

And freaking out and everything,

I love my outfit.

It describes me

From top to bottom.

- Tammie brown's in town.

- I think bette davis

Is in town.

Yes. She's very, very

Bette davis.

- As I'm walkin' down the

Runway, I acted like a model,

More so a fit model

From the thirties.

- [Laughing]

Oh, um, that's

My entrance and exit, dearie.

[Laughter]

Ladies, the judges

Have calculated your scores.

Will the following girls

Please take one step forward?

Jade...

Shannel...

Bebe...

Tammie brown.

The four of you are

Safe for now.

You can leave the stage.

You're still in the race.

The five of you represent

The best and the worst

Of the week.

One of you will

Win this challenge.

And one of you will

Be sent home.

First up is ongina.

Tell us what's going on

With your outfit.

- These are loofahs.

So I unraveled them,

And then I hand-stitched them

So that the ruffle

Would kind of be perfect.

- When I heard the name

Ongina, I thought, oh, my dear.

This just sounds like

A cross between a heart att*ck

And a yeast infection.

I was like...

I have to admit.

When I put it together with

The look and the whole loofah,

Kind of carrie bradshaw

Goes to rio...

It's very, very, very

Charming.

- Thank you so much.

[Camera shutter clicks]

- You know exactly

How you want to look.

And it's so obvious.

You wear it like,

"This is mine."

- I was very impressed,

Although, when I see you,

I still see a little boy.

I I would love to see more

Of a little lady.

- Ok.

- Thank you.

You may join the other girls.

Rebecca glasscock...

[Camera shutter clicks]

Looks like you're about

To take a bite out of crime.

- This rebecca is

Very female, "take me."

I would think that was

A girl.

This rebecca here

Is very boy as girl.

Were you not a little

Worried

About how short your dress is?

- I knew it was going to

Be at least, safe

Where the goodies

Weren't exposed. So...

[Laughs]

- I'm curious about your

Costume today, your outfit.

What are the materials

You used for this?

- This is all barbecue,

Tinfoil cutouts.

- I think this outfit would

Even have gone over more

If your body language

Was a little better.

- I think you could've

Come lower in the front

And made it a little

More provocative.

And your your belly button

Looks adorable.

- [Laughs]

- Thank you, rebecca.

Miss victoria parker.

- This is the first outfit

I've ever made in my life.

I've never sewed a stitch.

- I'll applaud your

Color combination

On your outfit today,

But I feel like it looks

A little disjointed.

- Porkchop looked like

A football field.

[Camera shutter clicks]

- Not a lot of focus

Here, victoria.

Were you just swept away by

The chocolate thunderstorm

That was in the area?

- Well, I was kind

Of having a good time.

[Laughter]

- I think you have to keep

Looking at the camera,

Make sure that you're

Focusing at the camera,

So you don't get lost

In the picture.

- It looks like

A double stuffed oreo.

- [Laughs]

- Akashia. Here, you are

Like, "come get me, ok?"

But here, you're

A little demure.

- I'm not being demure.

- You just seemed a little shy,

Mainly when you walked

The runway.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Ok.

- It it looked like you

Were uncomfortable.

- The dress, I think,

Is just unflattering.

- It just looks a little cheap.

It looks like you're ready

To give a $20 hand job

Or something.

I mean, it's like, it's not...

- That's not a bad thing.

- You know, it's a...

[Laughter]

- All right.

- I kind of get mixed

Messages from you.

I kind of feel like you want

To be here, and then I

Kind of feel like sometimes

You don't want to be here.

[Needle scratches on record]

- Bitch, I'm here.

I took off of work.

Oh, I want to be here.

- All right. Keep it 'hood.

Keep it real, akashia.

Nina.

- Hola.

- Santino, what'd you think?

- Uh! Mami.

I can't get over your outfit.

And it's got, like,

That real aggression

And a real twisted beauty

About it.

- I love the kind of, you

Know, ribbon across the face.

It's dramatic,

And it's a little scary.

And I like that.

- You know what I love,

Is that it's it has

All this hard edge

And this drama

And yet it has the sweetness

Of little flowers

Cascading on the shoulders.

You really took the whole

Thing and made it your own.

- Thank you.

- Your image is so strong.

I'd love to see a softer

Side of miss flowers.

I want to see the flower.

[Camera shutter clicks]

- Ooh!

- Your photo sh**t,

You connected completely

With the camera.

You were amazing.

You gave a lot of intensity.

- I think you may need

To take a pregnancy test.

[Laughter]

While you all go and wait in

The interior illusions lounge,

The judges and I

Will deliberate.

Thank you.

[Sound effect of

Engine starting]

All right. Deliberations.

Between us, what do

You think of ongina?

- I loved her.

I thought she had so much spirit

And so much kind of

Different style.

- But I have to say,

I see a little boy.

And it's not an illusion to me.

- Rebecca glasscock. Do you

Believe that nose of hers?

- Her nose is as real

As her name.

Excuse me. I know nose jobs, ok?

- Ha ha!

- She needs to take more risks.

Because just being

Beautiful isn't enough.

- Yeah, she hasn't figured

Out what to do with her body.

- You know, that might

Work against her.

Victoria...porkchop.

- She doesn't know how

To pull it all together

And be really amusing.

- It's like a visual joke,

But there's no...

- There's no payoff.

- Yeah.

- We are looking for

An international breakthrough

Star, and she just may

Be too regional. Perhaps.

Let's talk about akashia.

- Tragic.

- Wow. So much potential.

- A huge amount of potential,

But you know

What's holding her back?

That wall of anger.

- Nina flowers.

- Love her.

- The best.

- Utterly original.

- Yes.

- I've never seen somebody

Do that kind of punk thing

With a little road warrior.

- It all worked so well.

I mean, it was so

Consistent from head to toe.

- My concern is, I don't

Think she could do, like, a very

Super soft, elegant...

- I'd like to see her try.

- So you think you know who

We're gonna be sending home?

- Uh, yeah.

- Well, you don't know anything

Because it's my decision.

[Laughter]

Welcome back.

One of you will be named

Winner and receive immunity

In next week's elimination.

The winner will also

Receive a three-day stay at

The paris hotel

In las vegas, nevada,

With airfare provided

By southwest airlines.

And one of you will leave

Rupaul's drag race for good.

Ongina, you're still

In the race.

Nina flowers...

You are the winner

Of this week's challenge.

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Thank you so much.

- This means you will have

Immunity next week.

Congratulations.

You're still in the race.

- I am ready to be the next

Drag queen superstar.

Work it, honey. Work it!

Work it!

- Rebecca...

You started off slow, but

You turned it out in the end.

Congratulations.

You're still in the race.

- Whoo!

- [Exhales]

Thank god.

- So we're down to two dolls.

Akashia...

Now, in your photo,

You really gave it.

But I don't need to tell

You, your drag outfit

And your runway

Presentation were

Not a hit with the judges.

- I don't think that

I deserve to be the top ho,

But I know my outfit's not

Bad enough to be in the bottom.

But the judges proved me wrong.

- Victoria...

You told us this is the first

Outfit you've ever made.

And it shows.

You have a lot of charisma,

Which we all love.

We're all rooting for you.

But do you have the potential

To be great?

- I think akashia needs

A little bit more help,

And a little bit more training.

I've been doing

This a long time.

- In a moment, I will

Ask one of you to "shante,"

Which means you can stay

And ask one of you

To sashay away.

I've consulted with the judges,

My lawyers, and housekeeper,

But the final decision

Is mine to make.

Prior to tonight, you were

Asked to prepare a lip sync

Performance of a song that

Is near and dear to my heart

And is paying the mortgage on

Several homes around the world,

"Supermodel."

This is your last chance

To impress me

And to save yourself

From elimination.

The time has come for you

To lip sync for your life.

Good luck and don't f*ck it up.

Let the music play.

- ♪ You better work ♪

♪ You better work ♪

♪ Cover girl! ♪

♪ Work it, girl,

Give a twirl... ♪

- I've always been taught,

In any situation,

Whatever's going on around you,

Whatever you've got on,

Entertain.

- ♪ Don't matter

What you wear ♪

♪ Don't matter

What you wear ♪

♪ You're checking out

Yourself up there... ♪

- I said, f*ck it.

This is gonna be me, and I don't

Give a f*ck what's going on.

I'm just serving it up.

- ♪ Work, turn to the left ♪

♪ Work ♪

♪ Now turn to the right ♪

♪ Work ♪

♪ Sashay ♪

♪ Shante ♪

♪ Work ♪

♪ Supermodel ♪

♪ You better work ♪

♪ Work ♪

♪ Work ♪

- I was surprised

Because victoria

Was all over the place,

Falling.

- ♪ I have one thing to say ♪

♪ You better work ♪

[Cheering and applause]

- Akashia, victoria,

I've made my decision.

Akashia, shante. You stay.

- I do think that they

Should look out for me,

Because I'm gonna try

And bring it 10 times more

Than I was already gonna

Try and bring it before.

- Victoria, I'm sorry.

And I want you to know

How glad I am I met you.

I hope you take this

Experience back home with you

And continue to do

What you do best

And inspire the children.

- Hey, it was a pleasure

Meeting all of you.

Thank you for the opportunity.

And I've had a great time,

And I wish all of the

Contestants the best of luck.

[Applause]

I got selected in the top

Nine from thousands of people,

So I have nothing

To be upset about.

- Thank you, victoria.

Now sashay...

Away.

[Applause]

I would like to send out

To the plus size community,

Live your dreams.

Don't let anyone stop you.

Don't let your size stop you.

Unfortunately, I'm the first

To go, but I made it here.

- Ladies, congratulations.

And remember,

If you can't love yourself,

How in the hell you

Gonna love somebody else?

Can I get a "amen" in here?

- Amen.

- All right.

Let the music play.

[Song starts]

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,

Let your whole body talk ♪

[Mike laughing]

- ♪ And what? ♪
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