01x07 - Extra Special Edition

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01x07 - Extra Special Edition

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Tonight on

An extra special episode

Of "rupaul's drag race,"

As the final three queens...nina,

Bebe, and rebecca...

Prepare to battle it

Out for the title of

America's next drag superstar,

It's time to shift gears

And take a look back at

This season's highlights

And lowlights.

For the first time,

You'll see the audition tapes

Of our contestants.

- Mmm.

Still a size zero, bitch.

- Plus, some of

The most colorful queens

Who didn't make the cut...

- I am alaska thunderfuck.

- I am the glue g*n queen.

- I'm miss gay palm springs.

- Blah, blah, blah, blah!

- Dramatic

Never-before-seen outtakes.

- [Noisy laughter]

- Loca! I screw up, loca!

- Hey!

- And intimate inside dish

From our final three.

- I was supposed to model

As a man.

Some of the female models

Did not show up.

- My mom, she helped me

Break the news to my father.

- The first time that

I ever saw a drag queen,

I was grossed out and disgusted.

- Plus, more drama,

More secrets,

And more eye-popping beauty

Than you can stand, honey!

Because when it comes

To "rupaul's drag race,"

Too much is never enough.

- ♪ "Rupaul's drag race" ♪

♪ Gentlemen ♪

♪ Start your engines ♪

♪ "Rupaul's drag race" ♪

♪ May the best woman win ♪

- ♪ "R-r-rupaul's drag race" ♪

- ♪ Gentlemen ♪

♪ Start your engines ♪

- ♪ "Rupaul's drag race" ♪

- ♪ May the best woman,

Best woman win ♪

[Vehicles rush past]

- Hey. I'm backstage

At "rupaul's drag race."

Next week, we're gonna make

History as we choose

America's next drag superstar.

Now, that's some change

We can believe in, honey.

And speaking of history,

Our contestants stand

On the shoulders of those

Who came before them...

Queens who had something

Special to share

With the world, even

When the world

Wasn't ready to receive it.

Their history is our history.

Don't forget, it was

A drag queen that threw

The first brick that

Started the stonewall riots

And ignited the gay liberation

Movement.

That's right, honey.

If you're out, proud and living

The gay life, you've got

A drag queen to thank.

Drag queens have continued

To push the envelope

And use their size-13 pumps

To prop the door open

For a new generation of

Drag performers!

I'm talking about legends...

Artists in high heels

And lashes

Who have overcome discrimination

To express themselves

While entertaining us.

♪ Cover-cover girl ♪

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Stroll down the runway ♪

♪ Another payday ♪

♪ Cover of magazines ♪

♪ And when they see me,

They want... ♪

They all deserve

Our applause and support

For making the world

A better place.

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Now walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Now walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Cover-cover girl ♪

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

And the list goes on and on.

So it was no surprise

When the casting call went

Out for "rupaul's drag race"

That the tapes came pouring in.

Let's take a look at some

Of the colorful queens

That didn't quite make it

Into the competition.

- Aah! Grr.

- Oh, hi. Come on in.

So you want to know me

A little better, huh?

- Oh, my god!

Girl, you got to stop

Following me like

I'm on mtv's "cribs."

- Hi, guys.

This is my sidekick,

My twin brother joe.

That looks lovely.

- Ha ha.

- Look like a soccer mom.

- Heh heh.

- Hello. My name is sahara.

This is me as a boy.

Ya ya ya ya ya.

- I think that I will

Be good for the show...

- Blah, blah, blah.

- Because I'll bring

An element of sophistication.

- Hey! I'm alaska thunderfuck

From the planet glamtron.

- Where else are you

Gonna find somebody

Who is this genuine,

But also a c**t

When it needs to be.

- My life in a nutshell?

It's a big ass nutshell.

School, drag,

Miami public transportation,

Pilates, cupcakes, and face!

- My name is jessica dimon.

I'm a server by day,

A drag queen by night.

- I was always searching

For a way to feel attractive,

And it just wasn't happening.

- Fake vomit, fake blood,

Fake pooh.

- Here's your girl gone wild.

Whoo!

- My punani has a string in

The back to give me butt cr*ck.

- Guess what.

Rupaul told me I could

Be on the show already.

Right, rupaul?

- [Laughs]

Drag queens love to show

Off what we've got.

So almost every audition

Tape included a closet tour.

- Welcome to my closet.

It is a plethora of all things

Fun, fashionable, and fabulous.

- I love, love, love

Dresses, girl.

- So I have a little bit

Of latex here. Latex is fun.

Every girl needs some latex.

- This is my little j-lo dress.

It looks like there's

A body in here,

But it's just stacked

Full of hair.

- I made this dress

For jessica all by hand.

- It was, like, an extra large,

But I guess their extra large

Is, um, normal size.

- It's about fabulousness!

- Of course, pursuing a life

Of drag can be challenging.

- Because I've been,

Like, a go-go boy.

Um, I'm a veteran

Of desert storm.

I was in the u.s. Navy.

- Went through a windshield

Of a car on my way home

From working at a nightclub

In west palm beach.

- Yes. My name is nicole,

My name is nicole,

And my name is

Nicole paige brooks!

[Cheering]

I'm a fairly normal gay man

With a 2-year-old son

Living in atlanta, georgia,

And wearing women's

Clothing for a living.

I don't really see

What the big deal is.

All right. Cut!

- Now that you've seen

Some of the queens

That didn't make it

To "rupaul's drag race,"

Let's take a peek at

The audition tapes of

The ones who did.

Take porkchop.

- And I'm gonna take you

Backstage and show you

A little bit

About what's back there.

- She proved

That big drag queens

And big hearts go together.

- My given name is

Victor bowling.

And I create the illusion

Of victoria parker.

But all of my friends call me

Porkchop, so I want you to, too.

- And speaking of hearts,

Jade melted mine from day one.

- I actually started

Performing as jade

In january 8th of 2003.

This is my mom. Without

Her, nothing is possible.

And, remember, without

Your support and your votes,

I won't be able to make it.

So make sure you click on

And vote, vote, vote

Every 24 hours.

And vote for jade, ok?

Love you much.

[Kiss]

See you soon.

- Some audition tapes

Were quirky,

But tammie brown's screamed

Quirky with a capital "q"!

- [Speaking spanish]

My god! You're so cute.

Would you like to come upstairs

For a cocktail after a while?

Yes. And it's so nice

To see you,

And to know that we're gonna

Be on tv together.

- [Laughs]

And then there's ongina,

A queen who's small in size

But not in soul and spirit.

Or in her ability to deep

Throat a hot dog.

- Oh, my god! Hi!

I'm gonna have a seat, so

I can tell you a little story.

Uh, me.

It's actually

Really therapeutic

For me to put on makeup.

I really like the transition

From a boy to a girl.

And becoming this person

That, I feel, is completely

A different person from

Who I am.

Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

Still a size zero, bitch.

You can't do that.

- Now, one queen who was

Not afraid to speak her mind

Was miss akashia.

- Hi. My name's akashia,

Or eric.

I'm 24 years old.

I think that drag is

Entertaining.

I think that you need to be

An entertainer in all aspects.

A lot of people misconsume

That if you do drag,

You want to be a woman.

I don't. I'm happy who I am.

I like to entertain people.

I like the attention.

They just velcro snap

Like that...

So you could rip it off

For easy access.

And you can get touched...

Inappropriately, of course.

Does it make you a slut

If you...like everywhere you go,

There's a boy you want to touch?

Well, if you're not

Touching them, I guess not.

- I was wowed by shannel's

Vast knowledge

And a wardrobe that almost

Rivaled my own.

- Over here we've got

My shoe wall

Of a huge plethora

Of different shoes.

And along this wall is varied...

Of different types of gowns

And character costumes

And different types of

Illusions.

And on this wall, we have

Got different wigs from cher

To barbra streisand, madonna,

And even a tribute

To "star wars'" queen amidala.

A little bit of a wink

To the camera,

A little bit of a shoulder.

A little hand to the hip,

And a slight walk-off.

A little bit of a saunter,

If you will,

Over here into

My own personal drag domain.

And so until we meet again in

Los angeles, I'll see you soon.

Good night.

I'm here with my judges

Merle ginsberg and santino.

Hi, guys.

- Hi, ru.

- So I asked you guys

To come up with the top 10 most

Unforgettable fashion moments

On "rupaul's drag race."

Was it easy?

- Hell, no. Ha ha!

- Santino and I need,

Like, a lifetime

To get it down to just 10.

- Child, I cannot wait

To see who made the list.

So let the countdown begin.

- Coming in at number 10,

It's tammie brown.

You know, tammie has

A real obsession

With hollywood glamour.

And I think she kept

It simple and clean here,

And really just exuded her

Inner forties glamour goddess.

- Ok, the take-away I get

From tammie is how important

Her sense of history is.

Don't be afraid to explore

Old movies or music videos.

Discover your fashion icons.

- Number nine

Is the sultry jade.

- Ooh, yes! I remember this one.

Very "valley of the dolls."

- Yeah. It was a very

Kind of sex kitten,

"Barbarella" kind

Of sixties/seventies fantasy.

And she reminded me of

A young elizabeth taylor.

- Now, I remember being

A little distracted

By jade's tuck at the time.

But I have to admit,

Looking at it now,

It's the perfect blend

Of fashion and attitude.

It really takes my breath away.

- Number eight...

Rebecca's backless mini-dress

From the girl group challenge.

Rebecca really knows

The use of having

A great fitting

Foundation garment

And the perfect bra.

And if you have that, you're

Able to carry off anything,

Even the little scrap of

Fabric

That she was wearing, you know?

- Sure.

- I thought this was

Actually rebecca at her best,

And very young.

- You know what?

I bet when mariah carey looks

In the mirror, this is

What she wants to see

Looking back at her.

- Coming in at number seven,

Miss bebe and her black

And white deco cat suit.

- Meow! Bebe la strange.

- This was a very eighties

Grace jones kind of moment.

- Oh, yeah! And with

All the right elements.

I mean, the the big

Brimmed hat,

And then the swarovski

Spider web underneath,

And the black glove

With the ring on it

That looked like a panther

On a leash.

Walking with a panther.

- This is just head-to-toe

Bold, show-stopping glam.

I'm getting all worked up

Up in here.

- Ha ha!

- Who's next?

- Number six is a salute

To the hair and makeup

Of miss nina flowers.

- Oh! Oh, ok.

- Nina wasn't going for

Something that was

Natural or subtle.

She wanted to just really

Exude this, like, punk energy.

- Nina's face, though, is

A study in contrast.

She's got the kabuki, you know,

Really white powdered face.

The really intense lined eyes.

And there is a beauty

Lesson people can take home

Here, which is if you make

Your skin look pale,

Your eyes are really gonna pop.

- I think the lesson here

Is fearlessness.

Nina dared to go where

No drag queen has gone before!

[Laughter]

- Each week, it was

Like a new episode of

"It came from planet nina."

And I love, love, loved it.

- Coming in at number

Five, ongina

In her white jacket and

Voluminous black gown that she

Wore during the viva glam

Runway challenge.

- But I really loved that she

Was giving us head, if you will.

[Laughter]

You work the headpiece

And the hat and little veils.

- Proportion is the key

To carrying off anything.

And ongina's petite frame,

She never overworked it.

She always balanced it right

And almost made herself look

Taller in a lot of cases.

- Ongina is like a walking

Electric billboard

For confidence, energy,

And hope.

And that is beautiful.

- Coming in at number four,

The snake lady herself,

Shannel.

- Her medusa look!

And, I mean, she really made

An amazing presentation.

I just can't get

This look out of my mind.

- Now, I've heard of snakes

On a plane,

But snakes on a drag queen?

Merle, what'd you think

Of this look?

- To me, shannel

Transforms herself from a man

Into living art.

But, you know, shannel is

A real competitor, and she is

Willing to do whatever

It takes

To make that vision

Come to life.

I mean, you've seen

The movie showgirls, right?

- Ha ha!

- Many times. Many times.

- You push a bitch

Down the stairs if you have to!

[Laughter]

- Coming in at number three,

Bebe in her amazing

Lion queen look.

- Oh, wow.

- You know, that hair

Was so big.

It was beyond the valley

Of tina turner hair.

And you know what they say

In texas?

- What's that?

- The bigger the hair,

The closer to god.

- Ooh! Praise jesus.

And don't forget

The incredible reveal

When bebe dropped that cape

And let us have

That k*ller body.

- And that ass.

You see that ass?

[Laughs]

- And if if you have

A k*ller body,

Do not be afraid to show it off.

- Number two

Is miss nina flowers

And that incredible red

Outfit with the obi sash.

- You know, that was drag

On a dime,

And so she did that for,

Like, nothing with no time.

And she mixed all these

Disparate elements, and yet

It came together so perfectly.

I really loved that outfit.

- It was an a-plus example

Of mixing and matching elements

To create something new.

- And that is really

What drag's all about.

It's taking what you got.

No money, but a big imagination,

And turning it out.

She was letting

These children have it!

All right. Here we are at last.

Who's number one?

- Well...

Hmm...

- It's actually a tie.

- The many looks

Of none other than rupaul.

[Laughs]

- Extravaganza!

- Me?

- Number one in the top



Oh, that black and nude gown?

Such great shape and movement.

And yet it looked very revealing

With the nude behind the black.

It was beautiful.

- But at the same time,

It was mia farrow

In "the great gatsby."

- That sculptural

Blue payette dress?

Oh, my god. The sash that

Just worked all the way down.

It was beautiful.

- I love it

With the platinum hair.

It really bounces

Off the platinum hair.

- That is my natural color.

Whoo!

- The maroon sequined

Stardust dress.

- Yes, the octoroon

Has entered the room.

- [Laughs]

- This is kind of saloon girl.

- It is. It's like miss kitty...

- Yes! Miss kitty.

- In, uh...

- "Gunsmoke."

- You know, '09.

- I love this. I think

This was my favorite one.

- And I like that gradient

Fade of the color.

That's a very dramatic look.

- Isn't that great?

- Fuchsia.

It's my favorite color.

- Yeah?

- Really, it is. Beautiful.

- Yeah. Imelda marcos would die

For that dre...

Well, she is dead, isn't she?

[Laughter]

- You know, the cut of

The shoulder there

And the tight waist

Is really flattering.

- Lemon ice in the house!

- Mmm.

- Limonata!

- Mmm.

- I like the lemon hair, too.

- Loved it. I love the patterns.

I love the way that it

Just really...

- It was close to the body.

It was kind of more fitted

Than the other ones, yes.

- Hugged...

Body hugging, slimming.

You looked amazing.

You were poured

Into that lemon dress.

- Aw! I bet you say that

To all the hosts of shows

That you're on.

- Now, ru...

- Yes.

- I have to pose the question

That I know is

On everybody's mind right now.

- Ok.

- Which is,

Who were you wearing?

- I was wearing a fabulous

Designer everyone

Should know about...zaldi.

All six outfits

Were done by zaldi.

He is amazing.

He's done most of my costumes

Over the years.

- And he designed them

Especially for you.

- Especially for me. Absolutely.

Guys, thank you for that

Catwalk down memory lane.

- Thank you, ru.

- It was great.

- And if our top 10 picks

Have ruffled the feathers

Of just one fussy queen

Out there watching at home,

Well, then it's all

Been worth it.

Good job, you two.

This show was

All about realness.

But not all the realness

Made it to the screen...

Until now.

Children, prepare yourselves

For some juicy

Never-before-seen moments.

- Hello. My name is

Bebe zahara benet,

And I know my makeup is really,

Really not yet together,

Just because what this is

Called, is called cooking.

So when you do your highlights

And you do your cheekbones,

And your t-zones,

That you let this cook and sit.

And then when you're ready

To hit the stage,

You blend it all so it looks

Like just a perfect canvas.

- So you don't do any contour

Around your whole...

- I do lots of contouring.

- I've never seen you,

Like, use it around, like...

- I have it on there.

You just don't notice it.

I make it look natural,

Like a real woman.

- Well, are you trying

To say mine

Doesn't look like a real woman?

- Yours looks a little forced.

[Laughter]

- So I completely

Reshaped your jaw.

- Mm-hmm.

- It's much more feminine.

[Blow dryer running]

- Watch out for me

When I hit that stage, bitch.

- The girls were nothing

If not educational.

- Trying to cover the bird so

I don't get red again today.

See this?

I was trying to tell to ru...

- What is that?

- My underwear. Watch.

Pull it, it's gone.

- What happened?

- Oh, yeah.

- I don't tape. Ugh!

- Uh, where's

Your penis at?

- Right now, back here. Ugh!

But the nylons hold it.

- But some girls seem

Extra sensitive

About the tucking issue.

- There's some things

You just don't talk in public.

- Do you really have

To watch me undressing?

- Hey!

- See, my I don't want

My tucking and all that shown.

- He's, like, filming

Me while I'm readjusting.

- Oh, you don't bend

Your knees?

- Can you leave us alone?

- In my opinion, every great

Television show has

A catch phrase.

This one has several.

And they're all mine.

The judges will be looking for

Your charisma,

Uniqueness, nerve, and talent!

Say it again with me.

- Charisma, uniqueness,

Nerve, and talent.

- Gentlemen, start your engines!

And may the best woman win!

Win!

The time has come for you

To lip sync for your life.

For your life.

For your life!

And remember...

And don't f*ck it up.

Don't f*ck it up.

Don't...f*ck...it up.

I have two words for you.

- What?

- Extravaganza, eleganza!

- Eleganza! Opulence!

You own everything!

And one contestant's native land

Inspired me like none other.

Say it with me. Cameroon.

Cameroon!

In cameroon!

- Cameroon.

Now, you you come from cameroon!

- I come from cameroon,

Which is in west africa.

- Dig deep into your cameroon.

How about your macadoon?

- Just too african.

- I see africa.

Cameroon!

But the one contestant that gave

Me a run for my money was nina,

Or should I say la nina loca!

- Ay, loca, he look gorgeous

With those bumps on.

Work, loca. That's beautiful.

The second part

Was fierce, loca.

Did you see his feet?! I know...

Ay, you had no idea, loca.

But then I left it out.

His feet was hanging out

Of the high heel, loca!

High five, loca.

Loca. Be careful with my

Mango, loca.

- I know. Loca, it was blue.

- Work, loca.

- Que loca.

- Then there was the time that

Shannel averted a near juggling

Wardrobe disaster!

- There's too much going on.

- That doesn't really...

- And these are getting

In the way.

You know what?

It was fun, but the cuffs

Didn't really lend themself

To me juggling on the runway.

And I didn't want to be

In a corset.

And I like showing my body.

So I may be naked.

Now, ongina

Had an aversion to wigs,

At least on the show.

But backstage, honey, she

Couldn't keep her hands off

Everybody else's.

- [Laughs]

Back in the day oprah.

What is it?

- Ongina impersonating bebe.

- Hold on, hold on, hold on.

- Here we go.

[Laughter]

- Walk! Walk! Walk! Walk!

- Dance first. Dance first...

- You're scaring me!

- Backstage, the love vibe

Was incredible.

It was like the sisterhood of

The traveling tucking panties.

[Laughter]

- Gonna try to pancake...

- Spread it open...

- I'm not afraid anymore...

[Laughter]

Halfway through.

- [Indistinct].

- [Indistinct]

- Do you have it where

You want it?

Is that tight enough?

[Laughter]

- [Indistinct].

- Hey! Surprise, everybody.

Look who's here.

Ongina! Kiss, kiss.

- Mwah, mwah, mwah!

- Darling!

- Hello!

- Now, you're not here seeking

Revenge, are you, darling?

- No. I forgot my blade

In the car.

- Ha ha!

- So no revenge today.

- Well, since you are here, I

Have a little question for you.

- Ok.

- As a former competitor, who

Do you think has

The best chance of winning?

- Well, as you know, I developed

A really good friendship

With miss nina flowers.

- Mm-hmm.

- And I think she's fierce.

All of 'em are fierce.

- Yes.

- But I think nina flowers is

Fierce, and I really want to

See her take the crown home.

But you guys were

Always saying

How beautiful

Rebecca glasscock is.

But, you know, beauty

Can only take you so far.

- That's right, judge judy.

- And, as far as miss bebe,

You guys chose her over me.

So at this point, I really

Don't know who's gonna take home

The crown.

But they're all fierce

Competitors, and I love you all.

May, you know,

The best tr*nny win.

[Laughter]

- Good answer.

But, you know, of course, you're

Gonna have to tune in next week

With everyone else to find out

Who will win rupaul's drag race.

- Oh, I'm very excited.

- I'm so glad you dropped by.

- Thank you for having me.

- Air kisses, darling.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Ongina, everybody.

Now, each week while the judges

And I deliberated, the girls

Waited in the interior

Illusions lounge.

Feet were sore,

Egos were bruised,

And that's when the

You-know-what would hit the fan.

And the strain began to show

Right from day one.

- How bizarre was that!

- Kind of out there...

- When she said, you're safe,

But you have to take it up

A notch, I'm like,

How do you take it up a notch

When this is who you are?

- I had never in my life

Have trouble lip syncing songs,

But, of course, I've

Never learned them in a day.

- Thank you.

- Or even half a day.

- Thank you.

- I swear to god, I think

I brought, like, 22 costumes.

- 22 Costumes.

- 16 Pairs of heels...

- Yeah. I want to wear,

Already, what I brought.

And headdresses.

I mean, I have got some

Amazing, amazing things...

- These girls take their

Drag seriously.

- I'm here because I'm

A professional entertainer.

And I want to be able to

Give and to create showmanship

For the world to be able to

See that the art of drag is

Not about putting on a dress

And prancing around.

Because there is so much

More involved in what we are,

And who we are, as men,

As well as when we are women.

- I've studied my drag queens.

I know who they all are.

I really know this stuff.

And a lot of people

Are saying things,

And I'm like, uh, you

Don't know what's going on.

The thing is that's hard

For me is, like,

I don't have any tits.

I don't own a bra.

I don't have, like, any...

- So why is it hard for you?

- Because they want me to be

A little bit more feminine.

And, like, the wig,

I just started wearing.

So I don't even know how

To, like, make a hairline.

I can do it if

I have the training.

But I don't have the training

That you guys do.

- I'm larger than life.

That's what I am doing.

You know, what I mean? That's

My own way of presenting myself.

And if it's, like, wearing

A dress that goes all the way

Back there and hair that goes

All the way back there,

That is my drag, you know?

I'm not trying to fool

Anybody if I'm a man or woman.

Now, if you think I am,

Ok, thank you.

- Every week, you saw our

Contestants face criticism

From the judges.

But little did we know that when

They were in the green room,

They were critiquing us.

- You know, I want to know

Why I was safe

So that I can improve that.

- Maybe you know, what?

We could just ask her.

Say, listen, sister...

[Laughter]

"You tell us what's going

On 'cause we're big fans

Of yours, and we're

Here to represent."

And we already know that mr.

Santino is a little bit strong.

- Um, only for me.

- But he didn't even win...make

Sure you put that in there...

That he didn't win

And he's judging us.

- He likes to hear himself

Talk, as far as I'm concerned.

- Just talk, talk, talk,

Talk, talk.

- He was really hard, though.

- Two judges are telling

You one thing.

Another two judges

Telling you another thing.

What are you going to do?

- I do one thing

That they tell me one week.

And I come back the next week,

And I do what they tell me

To do, and I still

Get shut down for it.

And then it's, "oh, I like

The way you looked last week."

- I fully agree. Because

I took all of their advice

That they gave me, and they

Didn't like it either.

- "She looks a little draggy."

Well, I'm a drag queen!

- [Laughs]

- But you know, what I really

Loved about these girls?

They were just as hard on

Themselves as they were on us.

- Loca, I suck today.

- And that's what they're

Judging you on. That's it.

- I sucked. I sucked, loca.

I suck!

- They don't know you

As a person.

They don't know you as...

- I suck today!

Are you listening to me?

- But still...

I suck!

- I f*cked it up

Altogether completely.

- I thought I sucked.

And they said I did fine.

- For me, the best thing

To do is just to bow out.

Me being here is serving me

No purpose

Because nothing I'm

Doing they like!

- But it wasn't

All gloom and doom.

After the channel

Your inner oprah challenge,

The contestants were

As giddy as schoolgirls.

- [Laughs]

- Hey...girl.

[Laughter]

[Cheerful screaming]

- What is your name?

- Ha ha!

The worst mistake.

Because point it and record.

[Laughter]

Are you taping this? Loca!

The card said,

"About the hit tv."

- Ok!

- Loca, I say, "hiv."

[Laughter]

- What?! What?!

- Loca! I screw up, loca!

- Whoo!

- But in between the dishing,

The laughter and the tears,

Our queens took

A little time out

To lend each other

Some support.

- Sister, take this energy

And turn it

And make it positive.

Even if it's not for

The competition, for yourself.

Take the energy.

Take the bad energy

And make it positive.

- I think when you're a big

Person, you you just have

To realize who you are and you

Have to strut what you've got.

Embrace who you are

No matter what size you are.

That's what counts.

- I was awful

In the choreography...

- It wasn't that you didn't try.

And that's why, you know...

I'm not one that likes to

Interrupt a judge

When he's giving a critique.

But I did have to tell them

That you did spend hours.

- I've seen you perform. I love

It. I think it's hilarious.

- Thank you.

- You did a lot of work.

- Thank you.

- You know what makes

Nina so fabulous,

Is that her look is so intense.

- Victoria, she has

An understanding and a talk

And a walk that really

Works well for her.

- I wouldn't have had

This face

If shannel didn't paint

Me today.

But the fact that I'm

Learning so much from you guys,

I want to take it to the next

Level where you guys are.

Do you know what I mean?

- You are truly serving

Them exactly what they want.

And serving them everything that

You are, and you are flawless.

- Girls, let's not forget

That we are the chosen nine,

And we're making history,

And we're the first cast of

"Rupaul's drag race."

So we are already all winners.

- Then none of us need to leave.

[Laughs]

You know, sometimes

The reality shows, they do that.

You know, where they

Decide no one will leave.

Why can't it be like that?

[Chuckles softly]

- Sorry, shannel.

You are all special.

But there can only be one

America's next drag superstar.

After six grueling episodes,

Bebe, rebecca, and nina have

Made it to the final three.

And what a wild

Ride it's been.

To get you up to speed,

Here's a fast forward recap

Of this season. Let's go.

On the first day, the carwash

Photo sh**t tested the girls'

Ability to shine under pressure.

For the first drag on a dime

Challenge, the girls pulled

Their looks together and

Plunged into their first

Runway competition.

We saw beauty, quirkiness,

Sluttiness,

And a few drag faux pas.

At the end,

We had our first winner.

Nina flowers, you are the winner

Of this week's challenge.

[Applause]

- Thank you so much.

- And I had to tell

Porkchop to sashay away.

Continue to do what you do best

And inspire the children.

Next up, we divided

The remaining 8 girls into two

Girl groups.

[Applause]

- I won! I won! I won! I won!

- Work it, babe.

- As with girl groups throughout

The ages, there was

Plenty of diva bitch realness.

- I don't want to

Be taking your job away.

- Let me just say, you just did.

- Shut the f*ck up.

Every competition needs

A bitch, and that bitch is me.

- Girl, I'm not putting

Hair on my head.

I don't do that.

- Then the girls found out that

Our extra special guest judge

Was none other

Than michelle williams

From destiny's child.

[Stuttering excitedly]

Michelle...

[Excited screaming]

- Yeah!

- The next day,

The two teams faced off

In a girl group showdown.

- ♪ Yea, yea, y-y-yea ♪

- ♪ Yea, yea, y-y-yea ♪

♪ Yea, yea, y-y-yea... ♪

- ♪ All the honeys

Who are making money ♪

♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪

- Ongina's team sailed through,

But akashia's team got panned.

And so did akashia.

- Talk about, like,

A bad apple.

You, like, radiate a bad energy.

- I just saw a messy man.

- Ooh!

- In the end, akashia

And tammie had to lip sync

For their lives.

- ♪ Break the dawn ♪

- ♪ Hold back the sun,

Don't let it come♪

♪ Ain't stopping for no one... ♪

- You mother f*ckin'

Broke the dawn!

- Ah! Ha ha!

- Buenas noches.

- The next morning,

The survivors had to ramp it up

For the next challenge.

You have to create

Your own oprah inspired look.

The girls had to recreate

Oprah's early career

By reporting the news

From a teleprompter.

Repeat after me,

[Annunciating slowly]

Ahmadinejad.

- Today in entertainment news,

Pop star britney spears

Was caught

In an illicit affair with

Iranian president

Mahmoud ah-hah-mah-nayjad.

[All struggling

In pronouncing "ahmadinejad"]

- Finally came the interview

With the adorable tori and dean.

- Action.

Tell me about your h-i uh, h...

- Do you have hiv?

- Ha ha!

- No, no, no.

I f*cked up big-time.

- Was motherhood really all

That you had...expected it to be?

Is it harder

Than what you had expected

Or is it kind of, you know,

Right where you had planned

It to be?

Or had you really planned...

Or did you even know?

- Oh, my god. You just asked...

- Six questions at once.

- So many questions at once.

[Laughter]

- The next day on the runway,

There were thrills, chills,

And spills.

Bebe won the all-important

Immunity.

But disaster struck when akashia

And shannel had to lip sync

For their lives!

- ♪ No matter what they take

From me ♪

♪ They can't take away

My dignity! ♪

[Echoing sounds

Of foot stomping]

- But like a true diva, shannel

Turned tragedy into triumph.

- ♪ The greatest love... ♪

- And it was akashia's turn

To sashay away.

When the girls came in the next

Day, the tension was white-hot.

I want to see your viva glam.

So your challenge this week is

To star in your own screen test.

Ten minutes. Start now!

- Can you put a price on life?

- Yeah! Whoo! Get it, girl!

- Beauty doesn't only come from

The exterior,

But also from inside you.

- Look into our hearts.

Look into our soul. Fight.

Because we care.

- Educate, donate,

And celebrate.

Because life is a celebration!

- But no one was prepared

For what happened

When ongina won the challenge.

[Applause, ongina sobbing]

- I have been living with

Hiv for the last two years

Of my life,

And this means so much to me.

[Sobbing]

You have to celebrate life.

You keep going.

- The show must go on.

And one queen had to go home.

Jade, sashay away.

- I'll see you.

With five contestants left,

Everyone knew they were

In for the fight of their lives.

Little did they know

That meant a real girl fight.

- Let's go, let's go, let's go.

- Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

- Rebecca, the last

Queen standing,

The champion!

- Whoo!

- After rebecca kicked ass,

The contestants had to transform

The girl fighters

Into drag daughters.

Rebecca won,

So ongina and bebe

Had to lip sync for their lives.

And bebe turned it out!

Ongina, though this breaks

My heart to say, sashay...

Away.

When the final four regrouped,

Their mini-challenge recalled

The great drag balls of history.

Today's mini-challenge

Is a vogue-off.

♪ Stroll down the runway ♪

♪ Another payday... ♪

Ooh!

[Laughter]

Nina flowers,

You've won this challenge.

This time, they had

To create looks

Based on absolut vodka flavors.

Now, for those who

Didn't really sew,

It seemed like meltdown time.

- I don't even know

Where to start.

- How do you make this go up?

- I don't even know where

To begin to do all of that.

I'm not a seamstress.

- Me either.

And things got a little

Extra caliente

When our special guest

Star charo stopped by.

Yeah!

[Excited chatter]

- All right, girls.

You need to incorporate

Your real fruit...ha ha...

Into your evening gown

Presentation.

- Ugh.

- In the end, bebe turned

The tide...

- Bebe, you're the winner

Of this challenge.

And shannel made a request

That shocked the nation.

- I don't want to be

Here anymore.

- Rebecca blew us away when

She lip synced for her life,

And it was shannel's

Turn to sashay away.

[Applause]

And that brings us to right

Here and right now.

And the best of the best...

Our top three finalists: bebe,

Rebecca, and nina,

Will walk away with

The title of america's

Next drag superstar.

The winner will also receive

A feature photo spread

In "paper" magazine,

A portrait taken by renowned

Photographer greg gorman

For the l.a. Eyeworks legendary

Designer eyewear campaign,

A headline spot on the absolut

Pride tour across the usa,

Plus a cash prize of

$20,000 Courtesy

Of absolut vodka

And mac cosmetics.

If you think you know everything

About our three finalists,

Think again.

Because behind their fabulous

Faces and fierce facades,

There's a whole lot of heart

And soul you've never seen...

Until now.

- I always tell people that drag

Artists are more men

Than women.

Look at what a drag artist has

To go through

In being who they are.

You need to have a lot of

Courage, a lot of personality,

A lot of guts to be able

To go out there.

Because you're going to get

Criticism from everybody.

- When we first saw bebe's

Audition tape, you could tell

That this was a quiet,

Determined person

On the inside

And an indestructible

Drag diva on the outside.

Now, you've seen her

Gorgeous gowns, her startling

Transformations,

Her incredible hair.

But who is the queen behind

The doll we call bebe?

- My name is nea marshall kudi.

I am from cameroon.

I was not the typical

Masculine cameroonian man.

When I was growing up,

I used to wear my mom's heels.

I would go into, like,

Her armoire

And try on different things.

Just because

I was very intrigued.

- Nea became bebe

Almost by accident...

During a fashion show.

- I was supposed to model

As a man.

Some of the female models

Did not show up,

And there was that shortage.

That's when I got into,

Like, full drag.

Like, being a female.

And it was just something

Where I think my performance

Was really good.

It created bebe right there.

My parents actually,

They were very encouraging.

And their only concern was,

"If this is something

You want to do,

Be very successful at it."

I don't think there's

More you can ask.

- Our next finalist is cut

From a very different cloth.

- I am jorge flores,

Aka nina flowers.

I'm a great entertainer,

And I will prove it.

- Nina's look may have

Been severe,

But her audition tape was

Simple, direct,

And from the heart.

I grew up in bayamon.

That's a small town

In puerto rico.

Latin culture is very macho, so

It was hard to be called names.

I have a wonderful family

That were very loving.

And I came out when

I was 16 years old.

My mom, god bless her soul,

She helped me break

The news to my father.

And he ended up thinking

That, well, what can I do?

[Laughs]

- Like bebe, nina didn't

Go looking for drag.

Drag found her.

- I discovered drag when I

Was in school

For makeup artist.

And we would practice in pairs.

And that's how I discovered

That I could change with

Makeup, and look

The way that I look,

Which is fabulous.

- At first, the judges were

Concerned that nina was

Too extreme

And couldn't connect

With her feminine side.

- I don't think she could do,

Like, a soft, elegant, feminine.

- Maybe nina's drag inspiration

Gets lost on a real woman.

But as the competition

Progressed, the judges were

Wowed time and time again.

- Utterly original.

- And it was so consistent

From head to toe.

- Yeah. I love

The whole mohawk thing.

- But I have to give her props

For becoming more feminine.

Her personality shined through.

- She always surprises us.

- You are the winner.

- Nina flowers, you have

Won this challenge.

- Whoo!

No matter what happens, I

Already feel that I'm a winner.

I have met some incredible

People through through

This event,

And every day that goes by,

I'm learning.

And that is awesome.

- Our third finalist is as

Different from nina

As nina is from bebe.

The alluring, the beautiful,

The fabulous rebecca.

- People have this preconceived

Notion that if you do drag,

You're loud or you're out there.

Me, myself as javier,

I'm actually very shy,

And not in your face.

[Laughs]

My drag persona allows me

To maybe do things

That I wouldn't normally do.

- Surprisingly, rebecca's drag

Life got off to a rocky start.

- The first time that I ever saw

A drag queen, I was grossed out

And disgusted, and wanted

Nothing to do

With drag queens at all.

But I think that was just,

Like, an initial reaction.

The very first time that I

Dressed up in drag...ha ha...

I looked so awful.

And I still have that picture,

Because...a reminder

Of where I came from

And how far I've come.

All my family knows

That I do drag.

There was a point in time

That they did not approve,

But now my mom has turned

Into my biggest cheerleader.

And my straight older brother

sh**t all my performances

On video.

And it makes me happy.

I think they're happy with that.

- All the judges were struck

By rebecca's undeniable beauty.

But at first, we had trouble

Seeing the personality

Behind the pretty face.

- She just needs to take

More risks

With some of her movements.

Just being beautiful

Isn't enough.

- Yeah, she hasn't figured

Out what to do with her body.

- She stopped being glamorous.

- She was also not high energy.

Just didn't work.

- But in the end, whether

She was channeling oprah,

Winning the drag

Daughter challenge,

Or out-pummeling the others,

Rebecca showed she had the guts

And determination

To be a true drag champion.

If anything comes out

Of this show,

It would be for other

People to see

Maybe something

That inspires them

Or sheds some light

On what it really is to be

A female impersonator

And do drag.

- Well, there you have it...

The fabulous final three.

My girls.

[Laughs]

I couldn't love 'em more

If I had hired a surrogate

To carry them for me.

[Laughs]

Now, this is rupaul telling

You at home, don't f*ck it up.

Join me next week for the grand

Finale of "rupaul's drag race,"

And find out who will be crowned

America's next drag superstar.

And remember,

If you can't love yourself,

How in the hell you gonna

Love somebody else?

Can I get a amen up in here!

[Laughs]
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