02x08 - Golden Gals

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02x08 - Golden Gals

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- Previously

on RuPaul's Drag Race...

Reading is fundamental.

- My new book is going

to hit stores soon.

It's called Young, Broke,

and Fabulous.

- Tatianna, thank you

for being here.

- Thank you, and let me tell you

about this beverage.

- Uh, good luck.

- f*ck.

- I'm a little worried

about your confidence level.

- If you're gonna look

like a coke whore,

take the joke even further.

- Raven, you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

Two queens stand before me.

Tatianna, shantay you stay.

- Are you playing with me?

- Jessica, sashay away.

- Thank you from the bottom

of my heart.

- And tonight...

"Which one of you b*tches

is my drag mother?"

The dolls get a challenge

for the ages.

- Whoa, Jesus.

- I've got a safety pin.

I thought, like, a low cut.

- And a real life lesson...

- Oh, I had dreams about this.

- I think that my drag mother

hit on me.

- With extra special

guest judges

Cloris Leachman

and Debbie Reynolds

And NYX Cosmetics' Toni Ko.

The winner

of RuPaul's Drag Race

will receive a lifetime supply

of NYX Cosmetics

and be the face

of nyxcosmetics.com;

an exclusive one-year

PR contract

with the leading LGBT firm,

Project Publicity;

be featured in l.a.Eyeworks'

legendary designer eyewear

campaign

and headline

Logo's Drag Race tour

featuring exceptional

Absolut drinks;

and a cash prize of $25,000.

And may the best woman win!

[alarm blaring]

- [groaning]

Oh, I cannot handle

your weight.

- There's only five of us left.

Jessica was the last one to go.

And it's kind of sad

because we all liked Jessica.

- Oh, mira, mira!

"I love you girls.

Viva Puerto Rico!"

I miss Jessica, but I still have

my girl Tatianna.

You know, most people here

don't agree with that situation.

- Aw, Jessica.

- I honestly thought she was

gonna be, like,

in the top three.

- Me too.

- I thought so too.

- People are upset

that Tatianna's still here.

And I was shocked too.

I was like, "Wow,

Jessica's sending Tatianna

home tonight."

- But that's not the case.

Raven loves to hear

her own voice.

- Why did you look at Ru

and go, "Really?"

- 'Cause I wasn't expecting

to be safe.

- So do you think

you shouldn't be here?

- No, I don't think

I shouldn't be here.

I just wasn't expecting

to be safe.

- But you questioned it.

- I was just pretty shocked.

[laughs]

- That lack of confidence,

that's not a superstar.

Questioning yourself

is gonna make them go,

"Okay, does she really not think

that she's that good

to be here?"

- Honestly,

I'm a little tired

of having to defend

my confidence

or my want to be here.

I could give two fucks less

what anyone has to say.

- How do you all feel

about the judges?

- Yeah, I love the judges too.

I feel like I have gotten

some mixed messages.

They want me funny,

but they want me glamorous,

but they don't,

and then they do.

He said to me, "I don't like

your style at all."

Like, where do you go

from there?

How am I ever gonna impress him

if he doesn't like my style?

[alarm sounds]

- Ooh, girl, you got shemail.

You know, a famous beauty

once said,

"After age 40,

a woman must choose

between her face and her ass."

Well, clearly this bitch

never met a drag queen.

Youth may be wasted

on the young,

but trust me, you want to be

the next drag superstar,

well, your future is staring

at you right in the face.

[engine roaring]

- Do we have to wear

a fat suit?

- Something about babies

and old people and...

- Maybe we're gonna go in

for surgery

to get our ovaries removed.

- Hello, hello, hello!

all: Hi!

- My babies,

look how far you've come.

Today your mini challenge

is all about

your beautiful baby faces.

In a moment, you'll have

to match this season's 12 queens

with their baby pictures.

The one who makes

the most matches

in the least amount of time

wins.

Raven, are you ready?

- Yep.

- Ladyboy, baby boy, go!

- All right. Yes.

Oh!

I see a little tiny baby

and a big ol' Mystique face

on it just looking up like,

"How you doin'?"

Done.

- There is definitely

an urgency

with me wanting to win

this mini challenge

just because I had

such a rough night

having to lip-sync for my life.

- Every second counts.

And where is the Puerto Rican?

- [laughing]

What the f*ck is that?

- Now, you all did a great job.

I want to reveal

the correct matches.

This is of course,

Nicole Paige Brooks.

Morgan McMichaels.

Sahara Davenport.

And look at this

little lady here.

Remember her?

- Shangela.

- That's right.

Is that my little buddy

next to her right there?

- Oh, I thought that was Chucky.

- That's Sonique.

This little laddie, Tatianna.

- Yes.

all: Pandora Boxx.

- Jessica Wild.

- Doing nudes as a baby.

Oh, and look here.

- Aww, Jujubee.

- The other Tyra.

- The other Tyra.

And this, of course,

is baby Mystique.

Now, I have to explain this.

Mystique lost all of her

family photos in a fire.

Now, Tyra, you got 12 right

in 57 seconds.

Jujubee, you only got ten right,

and it took a minute

and 33 seconds.

Pandora, you got 12 right

in a minute and 24 seconds.

So Tyra's still ahead.

Raven, you also got 12 right

in one minute and six seconds.

- Oh, damn.

- And, Tatianna, you got





Congratulations.

You won the baby face

mini challenge.

Now for today's main challenge.

Life goes by so quickly.

Before you know it,

you're a golden girl.

This week, you're gonna get

a chance to grow old gracefully.

I have some special guests

I want you to meet.

Welcome, gentlemen.

Please, introduce yourselves.

- I'm Michael, a writer.

- Edward, I'm a displaced

mortgage accountant.

- Don, retired teacher

and filmmaker.

- Dustin, former

ballroom dance instructor.

- Steven May, owner

of a real estate brokerage.

- Welcome.

- Hi.

- I was just like,

"Oh, what are we doing?"

- Now, we are lucky

to live in a time

where we can be more open

and honest than ever before.

And we have these men

and their generation to thank.

Now it's your chance

to show your gratitude

by making them fabulous.

- Oh, no!

We are going to have to put

old men in drag.

- For your main challenge,

you'll transform

these silver daddies

into your drag mamas.

It's a NYX Cosmetics

golden girl makeover.

And, ladies, I expect to see

a definite family resemblance.

In addition

to your NYX Cosmetics,

you can use your own drag

plus shoes

from Le Dame Footwear

and wigs courtesy

of Wig Pro Collection.

Don't hold back, because this

is your mama we talkin' about.

Tatianna, as the baby face

mini challenge winner,

you get to pick first.

Take a closer look.

You can look at the teeth.

- Smile.

[laughter]

- Yeah, look at all of them.

"Which one of you b*tches

is my drag mother?"

All right.

- Of course, Tatianna goes up

and picks the one

that I knew she'd pick:

the pretty one.

- Tatianna, you're not done yet.

Now you get to pair

the other queens

with their drag mama.

- Oh, sh*t, I'm gonna get

one of these two bastards

at the end.

She's giving me

one of those two.

- Hi, Mama.

- Yes.

- How are you?

- So sweet.

- Juju did whisper to me

who she wanted,

and that's my girl.

Everyone else I just kind of

was like, "You here."

- Mom!

- The Boxxes.

- You here.

- Aw, isn't that sweet?

Dustin Sanchez.

- I did consciously

leave Raven for last.

Steven, you're the mother

of Raven.

- Oh, how sweet!

- Hi, Mommy.

- Aw, that's gorgeous!

- Sure enough,

the last one I get,

the one with the full

f*cking facial hair.

I'm like, "Okay, bitch,

you watch.

I'll turn

this m*therf*cker out."

- Now, I need you to show me

that charisma, uniqueness,

nerve, and talent

runs in the family.

Now, I'm gonna leave you

to have

a little mother-daughter

bonding time,

and I'll be back

a little bit later.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

And may the best "womens" win.

- Do you got a walk?

- I don't know how to do a walk.

- Come on, it's one, two...

- Oh, wait.

- In early gay liberation,

I did what we called skag drag.

Gender f*ck.

You know, where we, like,

wear combat boots

and frilly dresses.

- I see a fierce diva

in my drag mother.

So I think that Tatianna

did a good job pairing me up.

Thank you, Tatianna.

Tss.

- This is, like,



and that's just enough to send

me into the orthopedic ward.

You know what I'm saying,

darling?

- Yes.

So Michael, um,

does have a limp.

- Whoa, Jesus.

- I think

some of the other girls

might think I made

a bad decision choosing Michael

because of his leg.

- Mm-hmm.

- But, um, who cares?

- Ouch! No way.

- Really?

- This is gonna take some work.

- Oh, man.

- I'm so excited!

The main challenge is gonna be

us turning these fabulous men

into our drag mother.

- I've got a safety pin

and I've got a spear.

I-I wear all kinds of junk

in here.

I-I put in all this stuff

for today.

- Wow.

- I thought maybe you'd do

something interesting with it,

like a low cut.

I wanted to give you

that option.

- Thank you for the option,

but we're gonna cover that up.

We're not...we're not gonna

show that off.

My mother's gonna be

sexy conservative,

fierce, confident,

and beautiful.

- I had a very interesting

experience

of being a part

of early gay liberation.

So I know what life is like

being in the closet

and out of the closet.

- The point of this challenge,

I think,

is respecting your elders,

respecting people

who have fought for you.

At the same time, encouraging

and helping someone else

to be as fierce as you are.

And my mother will not

be bearded.

- [laughs]

- Just don't think of, um,

the little Chihuahua

and the master.

That...no, no.

But if you want to do

master and sl*ve,

that could work too.

If I want to be master...

- He's a little bit

of a dirty man.

- Oh, I had dreams about this.

- And I think that my

drag mother hit on me.

- It looks older

than I want to look.

No.

See, if we could get an

attractive-shaped one of these,

it would make my face

look a little thinner.

- I think bigger hair

would make your face

a little thinner, though.

- But didn't you see those,

though, on me?

It was just like...

- No, but you have...

just trust me.

I've been doing drag too long

to know that a flat wig

is gonna help out a big face.

- 'Cause what I was thinking...

- Were you not listening to me,

Mom?

- No!

- Just shh.

- I am a challenge.

- Michael is very theatrical.

- Because I've had a number of,

uh, injuries and health issues

that have caused my body

to look kind of b*at up,

like I told you.

And that is your job,

to fix me up.

- Transforming someone older,

the face is a little bit harder

to transform.

The body may be a little bit

harder to transform.

Obviously, the skin

isn't as smooth and taut

as it is when you're younger.

- You're lucky 'cause I don't

have to shave here.

- You already take care of this?

- No, I don't have any.

- Oh, you just had it removed?

- No, it just fell out.

- Oh.

- Hello, hello, hello!

Hi.

Ooh, these gorgeous wigs.

How's it going out

with your new mommy?

- It's Contessa Touché.

- Contessa Touché.

- Mm-hmm.

- Wow, I love that.

What do you have planned

for your drag mother's outfit?

- She wants to just look

really elegant.

- Uh-huh.

- And she doesn't want to look

too old.

- Or too fat.

- Really, the only

challenging thing with Contessa

at the moment

is her confidence level.

- All right, carry on.

Hi, Raven.

- Hello.

- Hi, Steven. How are you?

- Hi, Ru.

- Does Steven

have a drag name yet?

- It's Golda Lamé.

- Golda Lamé.

Now, now, you know that this

is your challenge.

You will be judged

on this challenge.

- Yes.

Tatianna picked me last.

She thinks she's being cunty

by giving me someone

who had a full facial beard

and is a little older-looking.

I'm gonna turn it out

and show her,

"No, bitch, you didn't get it."

- All right, well, bring it.

- It's been broughten, honey T.

[laughter]

My drag mother,

if she was a woman,

would take her bra off, burn it,

never wear a high heel

in her life,

have a bush this big.

We're gonna dip her in Nair

and pull her out

and get her dressed.

- You got a lot of work to do,

so good luck.

- Thank you.

- Hello.

- Hey, Ru.

- Well, well, well.

What's going on?

- I'm already nervous

because I've never done

anyone else's makeup.

So I'm kind of scared.

I don't know how to do it,

'cause I hate

doing my own face.

- You do?

- I don't like doing makeup.

Like, I would rather sit there

and have someone do it.

- You know, you got

a lot of work cut out for you

and not a lot of time.

- Okay.

- Thank you.

All right, Tatianna.

- Hello.

- Why did you pick Michael

as your drag mama?

- Face and eyes.

- And you got to assign

all the other queens

to their drag mothers.

- Mm-hmm.

- What was your strategy?

- I really didn't have one.

- You didn't have a strategy?

- I really didn't have one.

- Well, Raven believes that, uh,

you chose her drag mother

because she had a beard.

- No, I mean,

you can shave a beard.

- Because, you know,

if you had,

that would've been

really fierce.

- There was a slight strategy,

but I'm not trying

to announce it to the room.

- All right, Tatianna, who uses

no strategy as her strategy,

good luck.

- Thank you.

- Pandora Boxx.

- Hello.

- And Mrs. Boxx.

- Just call me Litter.

- Oh, I love that.

Pandora and Litter Boxx.

- Yes.

- The umbilical cord

is still attached.

- Oh, dear!

Yes, that's...that's, I think,

illegal in 40 of the 50 states.

- I think it is, yes.

- Would you like to demonstrate

your walk?

- Do I have to keep

my clothes on?

- You can keep your clothes on.

- I didn't want to.

- Do it as if you were

stark naked.

Yes, show us

what you're working with.

Oh, okay.

Mama Litter.

Well, keep on keeping on.

See you, Miss Litter.

- See you.

- All right, gather around,

ladies.

Tomorrow,

our special guest judges

will include founder and CEO

of NYX cosmetics, Toni Ko,

plus two legendary

Hollywood stars...

the academy award-winning

actress Cloris Leachman...

- Oh!

- Cloris is also providing you

with clothes

from her Clorisline collection.

And last but certainly

not least,

the unsinkable

Miss Debbie Reynolds

will be here.

[laughter and applause]

- My mother is so excited.

She's like, "Oh, my God,

I love her, oh, my God!"

I'm like, "Yes,

you see that excitement

"that you have for those girls?

Now we need to put that

into our performance."

- Oh, and one more thing.

Tomorrow, in addition to your

fierce runway presentation,

you must perform a lip-sync duet

with your drag mother

to my song Main Event.

- Oh, my God.

How much more can we do

in this one challenge?

I want to cry.

- Now, good luck,

and as Mama used to say,

"Don't f*ck it up."

- Your mama workin' it out?

- Oh, she is. She is.

- She workin' you out?

- She's teaching me

a new dance.

- I just want to see.

- I wanted the blue one.

- Cloris Leachman

is providing us

with her own clothing line,

called Clorisline.

And it's probably a good idea

to incorporate

something in that

since she's a judge.

- Mama, look what I got you.

- Your homework is to shave,

shave, shave, shave.

The challenge for today is,

we got a group

of older gentlemen

which we are to transform

into our drag mothers.

A lot of shaving.

- I guess it grew back.

- Just a little.

[laughs]

The twist is that we have to do

a mother-daughter lip-sync.

- ♪ All the drama takes

center stage ♪

- I yelled at my mother,

and look,

she's on the couch with her

heels on learning the song.

I said, "Bitch,

you better listen

to that sh*t ten times."

- ♪ Strike up the band ♪

- It's supposed to be

a mother-daughter, right?

So I'm dividing it up

between the two of us.

- I know that Michael

has ideas,

and he's definitely

making them known,

but, you know,

when it comes down to it,

I'm the one

that would be sent home,

so I have to really get

my vision out there.

My style of performing is,

I don't have a plan.

- No plan?

- When I'm by myself,

I have no plan.

- I'm confused

about whose line is what.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, where's mine?

'Cause I just wrote it down.

Let me find...

Do you...

- No, not me.

- Okay.

- Tatianna's mom looks

really pissed off.

- [sighs]

- Uh-uh, more attitude.

Do the hip.

The time has come for us to do

the runway and rehearse, honey.

We only have 20 minutes.

Hold your head up high,

miss honey.

And then right up here,

we gonna stop,

flirt, kind of rub yourself

a little bit like this, right?

Pretend you're Celine Dion.

Do you feel sexy?

Confidence.

- Uhh...

- Without confidence,

we're Tatianna.

- ♪ Disco ♪

♪ Leave your problems ♪

♪ At the front door ♪

- We both have a similar idea

of what we want to do.

- ♪ This is the main event ♪

♪ Are you ready ♪

- Michael was definitely

telling me

about how he used to work

at a disco.

So he really felt a connection

to the music.

I did so poorly last challenge,

and I really want

to make that up to the judges

and make them see

that they kept me for a reason.

I'm happy!

- Good.

- I'm just trying

to figure out clothes.

And it's really because

they haven't liked

a lot of stuff

that I've done on the runway

that I'm like, "Okay."

Just staring at my wardrobe,

thinking,

"What the f*ck

am I gonna do?"

- Is this supposed

to be incorporated

into what you're creating?

- We can, we don't have to,

but I really want it to be fun

and, like, a little

over-the-top.

We are gonna be judged on

how well we transfer my essence,

the essence of Pandora.

So if my essence

is bad fashion,

then my mom's gettin'

bad fashion too.

- Rub it in.

Like, caressing your own body

and then just sh**t it

out of your fingertips.

Just really extend your fingers.

- My drag mother and I

are going to do

a little cha-cha

that she taught me,

and the reason is because

when we're onstage,

the judges are going to see me

and my drag mother.

So I want them to see a part

of my drag mother in me.

Four, um, two, three...

- Oh, this is the dance.

Yeah, so it was two, three,

four, and one.

See, I've changed

the choreography already.

- While rehearsing

with my drag mother,

every time she would start

over, she would change it.

I'm a little scared.

I don't have much time

to learn,

and I don't want him

to mess up either

because he'll be dancing

in heels.

We probably need

to try that again.

- Have you ever put on

panty hose before?

- No.

- Can you do a running

back handspring?

So we get out

onto the main stage

for our 20 minutes of rehearsal.

My drag mom has bad eyes.

So I can see her standing there

and kind of, like, looking like,

"Where are you?"

as I walk out there,

and I know that the lights

are gonna be even brighter,

so I'm like, "This bitch

is not gonna be able to see

what she's doing."

Try walking by yourself.

You're so dainty about it.

[laughter]

Stop.

Put your hand on your hip

and then turn.

- Turn.

- All the way around.

- Okay.

- And then walk back.

So I'm like,

"Okay, stand there.

"Basically you follow my lead.

"Do what I do.

Don't fall off the stage."

And just stay there, yeah.

And then bring your hand down.

Put it over your heart.

She needs direction.

Like, she needs you to say,

"This is where we're going.

"This is when we're walking.

This is what we're doing."

Turn. Walk toward each other.

Is that too much for you?

- No, it's okay.

- Okay, so go to that corner

over there.

So I'm hoping she doesn't fall

or break something.

Pretty easy, right?

- Uh, no.

This is a lot to learn.

- ♪ Chapter two ♪

♪ Turn another page ♪

- We literally only had

about ten minutes

to hear the song before.

The lip-sync isn't down

for either of us.

I mean, I don't know the song,

my drag mother

doesn't know the song,

but really, it's rehearsal time,

so we have to go through

the choreography.

And then this is where

I'll pose,

and you do something

a little dirty.

- ♪ Starts to fade ♪

- Creating a monster.

- I think I am.

I think I've created a monster.

Back, Litter Boxx.

Back to your spot.

- My mother's hairy.

My mother has hairy arms,

hairy knuckles,

hairy back, and that beard

is going buh-bye.

- Raven's, uh, grooming.

- Beauty salon.

I had to shave

my f*cking mother.

So you're done, Mama.

- Thank you, daughter.

- How do you feel, Mama?

- The performance

is gonna be difficult.

I wasn't expecting that.

I don't know

if I'm gonna be able

to memorize all these lyrics.

- I'm gonna go sit down.

I'm exhausted.

- Yeah, go ahead.

- None of these b*tches

better die overnight.

They better not.

Gonna come back tomorrow,

"Your mother d*ed last night."

- [laughing]

- Morning.

- Hello.

- Well, it's your day of beauty,

Mother.

- So today our challenge is,

we have to turn

a 60-year-old man

into our drag mother.

They need to embody

our persona,

and they have to perform

with us a lip-sync

to Main Event by RuPaul.

Are you excited for today?

- Yeah.

I'll be more excited

when I find out that you stay.

- It's definitely odd

to be bonding

with someone twice my age,

but I already feel very close

to my drag mom.

- It's nerve-racking.

- It is.

- [laughs]

- I've never had a drag mother

before.

I'm so happy.

- It might be easier,

because, you know,

you might get makeup on it

if you take it off after.

- Oh.

- Oh, God.

My drag mother, Litter Boxx,

has arrived in a red, white,

and blue bikini.

- You blowin' me?

- All I thought is,

"Just do the makeup.

"Just do the makeup.

"Do the makeup, Pandora.

Don't look."

- Who is Oscar Wilde?

- I went...who is Oscar Wilde?

Who is Oscar Wilde?

- Oh, my gosh, are you serious?

- Who is Oscar Wilde?

- That's no h*m*

over there.

- We are here to educate

the young.

- She told me, and I was like,

"Great, fantastic."

- There is a pantheon

one should learn.

- Look straight up

at the ceiling.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, I'm sure he knows

Harvey Milk with all the...

- Yes.

- Can y'all stop talking to her?

'Cause she needs to close

her eyes.

- Okay.

- Well, he can close his eyes

and talk at the same time.

- Well, obviously she can't,

because she's opening her eyes.

I was just like, "Mom,

get your sh*t together!"

- I'm just a little worried

about the time constraint,

getting not only myself

but Annalisha ready too.

- And then pull that up.

I'm getting my mom dressed,

and I realized that Mom

doesn't have the body

that I need Mom to have.

[duct tape ripping]

So I took duct tape and I put

duct tape all around Mom

just to give her the hips

that she needed

and that she deserved.

- No, I'm not.

- [laughs]

- [laughing]

Hello, judges.

- Hey, Ru.

- Hello, Ru.

- Well, well, well,

Cloris Leachman, darling,

how are you?

- Excellent, thank you.

- Santino, how are you tonight?

- You are making a spectacle

of yourself, Ru.

- Really?

- And I love it. I love it.

- Merle, what about you?

How are you doing?

- I am just freaking out

over my fine feathered friend.

- Aw, you're sweet.

Debbie Reynolds, you are

and you will always be

America's sweetheart.

Thank you for being here.

- Thank you for having me here.

- Toni Ko, you're finally here.

- How are you?

- The girls love NYX Cosmetics.

It's fantastic!

Well, we have a show for you

tonight.

This week, our ladies

were challenged

to transform a silver fox

into a golden girl.

Are you ready for a little

mother-daughter fashion show?

Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best woman win!

This is Raven and her

drag mother, Golda Lamé.

- She's totally freaked out

about walking.

I just was very nervous

that she was gonna fall.

I mean, doesn't walk in heels,

but she's sparkling,

and she's loving it.

- Mama mia!

[laughter]

A cougar and her cub.

Pandora Boxx and her

drag mother, Litter Boxx.

This is the Boxx family.

- And she's gonna show us

her box later?

[laughter]

- Oh, dear God.

- I'm feeling really good

about our outfits.

They're kind of, like,

you know, showgirl today,

showgirl yesterday.

There's sense of comedy

about it.

- It's 10:00.

Do you know where your

drag mother is?

This is Jujubee

and the Contessa Touché.

- My drag mother

is feeling spectacular.

She has stepped

into the boundary of Jujubee,

and she feels wonderful.

- "I'm pretty, Mama.

I'm a pretty girl."

Tatianna and her drag mother,

Annalisha.

- My drag mother

does have a limp,

but, um, she's pushing

through it,

and she's not letting it

stop her.

[laughter]

- No, you are gonna phone me

later.

- Tyra Sanchez and her mother,

Big Tyra.

- My drag mother was having

a very good time on the runway.

She has the attitude,

she has the walk,

and she has the smile.

She was very comfortable

and confident in drag.

- The apple bottom don't fall

far from the tree.

[laughter]

- It's time for our mothers

and daughters

to make their performance debut.

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is the main event!

♪ Here we go again ♪

♪ Chapter two ♪

♪ Turn another page ♪

♪ I'm walking in the rain ♪

♪ Paint a smile upon my face ♪

♪ 'Cause I won't let ♪

♪ The spotlight ♪

♪ See the heartbreak ♪

♪ In my love life ♪

♪ When the laughter

starts to fade ♪

♪ All the drama

takes center stage ♪

[laughter]

- It's so important to have

a little trick up your sleeve,

especially at this point

in the game.

- ♪ When you step

into the disco ♪

Whoo!

♪ Leave your problems

at the front door ♪

- My drag mother's funny,

and we had a good rapport.

We're having fun, we're campy,

and I'm thinking

that I'm giving the judges

what they want.

- ♪ This is the main event ♪

♪ Are you ready ♪

- I wasn't nervous at all

because we rehearsed it

and we were very confident

in our routine.

She just let loose,

and she wowed the judges

and put a smile

on everyone's face.

And so I thought it went great.

- ♪ Strike up the band ♪

♪ Bang the drum ♪

♪ Like the b*at of my heart ♪

- After we've run through it,

you know, a million times,

and she freezes kind of,

and I'm like,

"Mom, my place

in the competition

is on the line

if we don't get this right."

And it looks messy.

- ♪ Faster, faster ♪

♪ Exhilaratin' ♪

Go, mamas! Go!

- I can tell

she's getting tired.

And I can sense, like,

she's not gonna make it back.

So as the music ends,

I grab her and take her

to the back.

- Yay!

[cheers and applause]

- 'Cause, I mean,

I would do that for my mom.

- Gorgeous!

- Will they do that for me

when I leave here?

- Yes, they will, absolutely.

- Thank you. That'd be good.

- Hello, ladies.

RuPaul's Drag Race,

the next generation.

I'm having a senior moment...

and I'm loving it!

Raven, let's start with you.

- This is Ms. Golda Lamé.

- Let's take a look

at your drag mother before.

Ooh!

- Wow!

- We used a dark brown

eye shadow.

We didn't want to use pencil

because it looks a little harsh.

- I can see that you're wearing

the exact same makeup.

- I am.

- You guys coordinate

without matching too much,

and it works

for both body types.

- Your lip-sync

was very, very good too,

which I noticed right away,

because in films,

that's what we always did.

I mean, people thought

we were really singing.

Well, we did sing, but we had

to then sing to our record,

so it's not easy

to lip-sync correctly,

and you did a super job.

And I've never seen anybody

quite dance like the mother.

You won't give Ginger Rogers

any contest, you know?

[laughter]

- Raven, is there anything

you want to say?

- Thank you for this experience

and for allowing me to work

with Steven.

I respect Steven so much

because he did a lot

as far as the gay rights

liberation.

I thank you.

- Thank you.

- Aw!

[applause]

- It's because

of people like Steven

that we are able

to do this show.

Pandora Boxx, please introduce

your drag mother.

- This is my drag mother,

Litter Boxx.

- Aw!

Hi, Litter.

Welcome.

Now, Pandora, your drag mother

also has a reputation

for being a nudist.

- It's a lot easier

being a nudist

than it is being a drag queen.

- I agree.

[laughter]

- Is she wearing her Clorisline

panties underneath the outfit?

- She is...I hope she's wearing

some panties.

- Now let's take a look

at your drag mother before.

Wow.

- I wanted her to look like

a more mature version of me.

I wanted to do a softer liner.

- You look like me!

- I thought so too!

- I love the high energy

and the comedy,

and I love Mom coming out

and giving us attitude

and you pulling her back like,

"Oh, I'm so embarrassed."

- Mom was wanting to shine

and give more and more,

and you were kind of

pulling her back,

and that was...

- Had the mother been drinking?

[laughter]

- Jujubee.

- This is my mother,

Contessa Touché.

- Oh, wow.

- We're going

for the natural look.

- Yes, of course.

- Of course.

I did do a little eye shadow

to just kind of cut

into the cheek,

down the rims of the nose.

I used my Ru glue

to cover the eyebrows.

- I really wish Mama

would have had a longer do.

- The one thing that I thought

you did too much of was,

your mouth was open so wide,

and all the words...

lip-syncing, you don't need

to do that.

- Mama's lip-sync kind of

fell apart in a couple places.

- Tatianna.

- This is Annalisha.

- Ooh!

- Wow!

- We actually used a little bit

of, like, a red lipstick

to counteract the beard color.

I used the pink blush

on the apples of the cheek

just to give a little flush.

- I would've used

a brighter color lips.

- Older ladies do not wear

dark brown lips

unless they're Judy Davis.

- I thought your lip-sync

was very good.

The walker k*lled me.

I loved it a lot.

- Your facial expression too,

I loved it.

I thought it added

to the whole performance.

- You were really funny.

- Thank you.

- Tyra Sanchez.

- My drag mother's name

is Tyra,

which makes me

the other Tyra.

- That's right.

- Oh!

- I mixed a couple

of the colors together

to get her skin color,

and then I took

some of the blush

and I put just a little

on her cheeks,

and I put, like, a nice

metallic silver onto her bone

to make her eyes stand out

a little bit more.

- There's a lot of fun

in that hair.

Your style translated

onto your mother.

You're the only one who really

did identical outfits.

- I should've known you'd have

a classy Park Avenue

fashionable mother.

On Mom, though, I might have

toned the lip down.

The makeup's a little heavy.

- Now, Debbie Reynolds

is quite the hoofer.

- I knew you'd...I knew

she'd pick right up on that.

The dancing,

it was exceptional,

choreography, the stage work.

The mother, with the hair,

could've been a little less,

but then, you know, uh,

that's the kick of it.

- Thank you, ladies.

Now, while you enjoy

an Absolut cocktail

in the Interior Illusions

Lounge,

the judges and I

will deliberate.

[engine starting]

All right, just between

us girls.

First up, we had Raven.

- Raven did a great job

with the transformation.

Her mother did look like Raven.

- She did have

the essence of Raven.

What really carried the day

for me

is that Raven seemed

so protective of her mother,

who's a tiny little person

who couldn't walk in heels,

and we haven't seen that many

sweet sides to Raven,

and the mother brought out

the sweetness in her.

- You just kind of really felt

a kinship growing.

It's gonna be

a buddy system there.

- That's what we're about here

at RuPaul's Drag Race:

putting families together.

Pandora Boxx and her mother.

- Pandora's mother, Litter Boxx,

actually was funnier

and kind of stole the show.

- And I thought the mother

was really playing a part too.

She was playing the tough mama.

- Her mother kind of

showed her up a little bit.

- Jujubee.

Cloris, you commented

that her mouth was just open.

She was doing the old trick,

"Peas and carrots," you know,

when you don't know the words?

- It put me off

because it was so exaggerated

that it wasn't real.

- Well, that's what I'm looking

for in my drag queens:

realness.

- They both look very beautiful

and exotic,

but I just did not like

that hair.

- Tatianna.

- I had so many other things

written on other people

that I only have "wheelchair"

written there,

and if you can make anything

out of that...

[laughter]

And wonderful design, I think,

of the dresses.

- I have to say, I liked her

mother's dress better than hers.

I thought that long dress

made the mother look

like she had a great,

sexy body.

- Really, overall,

I think Tatianna

might have pulled it out

this week.

- Tyra Sanchez.

- I just thought Tyra

was so beautiful,

even though

you didn't ask me yet.

[laughter]

- Well, this is the...

this is the moment now.

Oh, you're giving a...

- Ooh!

- Oh!

I did think the mother's makeup

was a little crazy exaggerated.

- Well, I'm with Cloris.

I vote ten.

They were very chic.

I didn't like the mother's wig,

of course not,

but obviously, it was

a little bit of humor there.

- So is that a ten or what?

- I vote for a ten, yeah.

- Ten, that's three tens.

[laughter]

- Okay, silence.

I have made my decision.

Bring back the girls.

Welcome back.

At this point, it's not about

who's the worst.

It's about who's the best

of the best,

the next drag superstar.

Tyra Sanchez, the other Tyra,

you proved that two Tyras

are better than one.

You're safe.

- Thank you.

- Tatianna, this week,

you came from behind

and rolled over the competition.

You're safe.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- Pandora Boxx,

you're a funny girl,

but tonight you were

outperformed.

I'm sorry, my dear,

but you are up for elimination.

- I thought that I was campy

and fun.

I really gave it my all.

I really, really worked hard.

It's like a kick in the balls.

- Raven, for giving

the most dramatic makeover

and literally carrying

Golda Lamé,

proving that she ain't heavy;

she's your mama...

Raven, congratulations,

you're the winner

of this week's challenge.

- Thank you.

[applause]

- You and your drag mother

have won a four-day,

three-night stay and massage

at the luxurious East Canyon

Hotel and Spa in Palm Springs.

- I felt so amazing,

and I knew that Tatianna

was back there

just grinding her toenails

in the tip of her f*cking heel.

Thank you, Tatianna,

for picking out my mother.

- Jujubee, you are

a special queen.

But tonight, you and your

mother were out of sync.

I'm sorry, my dear,

but you are up for elimination.

- I'm in the bottom,

and I can't blame anybody

but myself.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress me

and save yourself

from elimination.

The time has come for you

to lip-sync for your life.

Good luck,

and don't f*ck it up.

- ♪ Shake your love ♪

♪ I just can't shake

your love ♪

♪ Shake your love ♪

♪ I just can't shake

your love ♪

♪ Shake your love ♪

♪ I just can't shake ♪

♪ Shake your love ♪

♪ I just can't shake

your love ♪

- It's really

kind of heart-wrenching

to lip-sync with Juju

because I love Juju,

but I really want to prove

that I've got what it takes.

- ♪ Shake your love ♪

♪ I just can't shake

your love ♪

- It's hard to try

to b*at your friend.

It's a weird position to be in.

- ♪ Shake it ♪

♪ Your love ♪

- I look at Pandora.

No, I don't see a star

in her at all.

- ♪ Love ♪

♪ Do-do do-do do-do do-do ♪

♪ Do-do do-do do-do ♪

♪ Do-do-do do-do ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Shake your love ♪

♪ I just can't shake ♪

♪ Shake your love ♪

♪ I just can't shake

your love ♪

♪ Shake your love ♪

♪ I just can't shake ♪

[applause]

- Bravo! Bravo!

- Okay, I've made my decision.

Jujubee...

shantay you stay.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- Pandora, you shared

your talents

and opened your box

for the world to see.

There's no stopping you.

Now sashay away.

[applause]

[laughter]

- It's hard to constantly get

harsh criticism,

especially when you feel like

they're being harsher on you

than everybody else.

I did really want to win.

But what I brought here wasn't

what they were looking for.

f*ck 'em.

- Four queens remain.

Congratulations, ladies.

And remember,

if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you gonna

love somebody else?

Can I get a amen in here?

all: Amen.

- All right, let the music play.
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