03x16 - Reunited!

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03x16 - Reunited!

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- You know the law.



one drag superstar leaves.

Let the Thunderdome begin!

- ♪ Welcome to the... ♪

- Tonight on RuPaul's

Drag Race: Reunited!

Our 13 drag warriors return

to battle it out...

- I'm the Charlie Sheen

of drag.

Duh, winning.

- Set the record straight...

- I was never trying

to sabotage you.

- You could have simply rolled

some marbles out there

and just called it a day.

- Bam.

- And let each other have it.

- Did I talk sh*t?

Absolutely.

We know our names

aren't Heather,

even though they're

right here on our neck.

- If this is the face

of Booger,

I think it's sickening.

- Plus, the queens turn

the tables on Michelle Visage.

- You're a bitch, Michelle.

You bought your titties too.

- And we announce

the fans' choice

for this season's

Miss Congeniality.

The drag race may be over,

but the real drama

is just getting started.

- ♪ Welcome to the jungle ♪

- Welcome to RuPaul's

Drag Race: Reunited!

You've watched it,

they've lived it,

and now the whole family's

back together

to work it out.

Release the kraken.

These first two fierce queens

came to win, but sadly,

they were gone too soon.

Please welcome back

Venus D-Lite and Phoenix.

Pose. Now vogue.

Rising from the ashes.

The last time we saw

these two queens together,

one was head and shoulders

above the other.

Please welcome back Mimi Imfurst

and India Ferrah.

Pose.

Pose, I said.

Up next,

the belle of the ballroom.

From Hotlanta, GA,

and we call this queen Mariah.

Don't be throwing no shade.

She just wants to get paid.

- ♪ Glamazon-on-on-on ♪

♪ ♪

- Well, hello, ladies.

- Hello.

- Hey, Ru.

- Now I've dedicated the song

you've just heard

to you and all my girls,

and it just so happens to be

the title track

off my new album, Glamazon,

available on iTunes.

Now speaking of glamazons,

how are you,

Miss Venus D-Lite?

- I'm great.

How are you?

- Fantastic.

It's great to see you.

- It's great to see you too.

- Now, being the first girl

to go...

- Uh-huh.

- Must really suck.

- To be honest, it's actually

been a mixed blessing

because, um,

since after the show, um,

it made people

even more interested in me

because they really did get

to see a lot of me.

- Now, it was revealed

during the show

that you had some work done

to look like Madonna.

- Yes. Uh-huh.

- Would you go further with it?

- I've had some

since I've been gone.

- Really?

- I have.

- What'd you have done?

- Um, just a little more

facial work.

Just a little here and there.

- Injections?

- Injections.

- Would you consider having

a little mini Lourdes created?

- You know what?

When Madonna fades out

and Lourdes becomes famous,

I think that's gonna be

my next solution,

and, um, I naturally

have brown eyes, so...

- Oh, really?

I naturally have

a brown eye too.

- Ooh!

- Well.

- Well, well, well.

- Now, having watched

the rest of the season at home,

which one of the challenges

would you have rocked?

- The Snatch Game.

- So can I put you on the spot

and give you

a Snatch Game question?

- Okay.

- For Madonna?

- It's my turn.

- Okay.

Dumb Dora is so dumb,

she thinks a Kardashian

is a blank.

- She thinks a Kardashian

is my next deejay boyfriend.

Deejay Kardashian.

- [laughs]

Fabulous, Madonna.

Lady Phoenix.

- Yes, Ru.

- Now, watching at home,

were you shocked

by your performance

as Lady Ta-Ta in the

drag queens from outer space?

- Well, you know, I've never

claimed to try to win an Oscar,

so, you know, I mean...

- How about a Golden Globe?

- I mean, possibly.

- NAACP Image Award?

So what did you think

when you saw yourself?

- Because I've never been in

front of the camera like this,

you know, they kept screaming

at me to cheat the camera,

cheat the camera,

and I'm like,

"What the f*ck?

I don't cheat on anybody."

I'm like, "what is going on?"

So, you know, it was really

like...really confusion.

- All right.

Mimi Imfurst.

- Hey, Ru.

- In the now legendary

lip-synch for your life...

- Oh, yes.

- When you threw India

over your shoulders...

What was going through your head

at the time?

- Well, I had been doing it

in my show for ten years.

You know, I've probably picked

up over 1,000 people.

Uh, I've never dropped anyone.

It's just something I do.

Like, some girls do splits

or death drops,

and that's what I do.

The stakes there seemed so high.

It's not you're lip-synching

for Mariah Carey's

Glitter album, you know?

You're lip-synching

for your life,

and it feels like

if you fail at this, you know,

you're gonna reach over

from behind your table,

reach in your Prada purse,

and pull out a g*n,

and that's the end.

- Well, thank God you didn't

have a Prada purse.

- No, no.

- How did it feel?

What was going

through your head?

- [scoffs]

Craziness.

Like, it was just so out

of the blue, like, unexpected.

I was trying to perform,

and she would just,

like, move in front of me,

and I said,

"Okay, I want the judges

to see me."

Only way that y'all could see me

was to go down to the judges,

and in a split second,

I was seeing

the whole rest of the girls

in the back of the thing,

and I didn't know

what was going on.

Get her off of me!

I said, "Okay, I'm up

on this bitch's shoulder.

Like, what just happened?"

- I understand

it was over the top,

and it...it...you know,

and people...

there were people

who thought it was

the worst thing in the world,

there are people

who thought it was entertaining.

- Right, well, I want to ask

the other queens,

do you think it was entertaining

or was it over the line?

- In a show in New York,

you know, that's...that's okay.

You know, it's fun,

it's part of...

but, you know,

this is my chance.

- I can't say that I probably

wouldn't have bopped you, girl.

- Yeah, I think that also.

- 'Cause there's no screaming,

"Get me down, honey."

I'm gonna get myself down.

- And, India, what would you

have done differently?

- Actually, there was nothing

that I could have done

differently,

'cause I think

if I was anywhere else,

she still

would have done that.

Me as an entertainer,

I was there,

performing for you all.

Like, I paid no attention

to her,

other than her blocking me.

So I think

she should have done the same,

and she should have just gave it

her all at that moment.

- I respect that,

and I totally think...

I totally think

if I was in your position,

I would feel the same way.

Just to be clear, I was never

trying to sabotage you.

Like, it was for me,

it was like,

"What can I do to shake this up?

What can I do to make it

different?"

- In lip-synch for your life,

there is a certain

sort of fairness.

You're up to perform,

and if your focus

is to just get in the way

of the other girl...

- Right.

- It's not really

that professional.

- Isn't it a competition?

- You could have simply rolled

some marbles out there

and just called it a day.

- Yeah.

- No.

- So let's move on.

- Actually, I have

a little gift for India.

- Oh.

- Oh!

- Oh, goodness.

- Is it ticking?

- Does it have b*ll*ts in it?

- It's not ticking at all.

I got India Ferrah

this lovely shirt that says,

"I got picked up

by Mimi Imfurst,

and all I got

was this lousy T-shirt!"

- All right, now, India.

- Hi.

- Were you surprised when you

sashayed away when you did?

- I thought my time

was cut short.

I think two of the challenges,

I wasn't able to show

who I was as a person

or entertainer

due to the, um, duties

that I was given

from Carmen Carrera.

- By the way,

you did say duty.

- Oh, duty.

I'm sorry, duty.

- So what do you mean?

- The workout challenge.

- Right.

- Um, with the rubber band.

We're gonna lower it down,

ladies.

One, two, three, four.

- So the rubber thingamajiggie

prevented us

from seeing

your real personality?

- Absolutely, yeah.

- [laughs]

- Like...

[both laughing]

- Really?

- Yeah.

Like, where could I go

with a rubber thingamajiggie?

- Well, if you know,

the other girl won the challenge

with the thingamajiggie.

- Yeah, with the lip gloss.

Yeah, that's very true.

I just wasn't clever enough

at that moment

to pull out a thing

of lip gloss or eat chicken.

- [laughing]

Now, I gotta say,

I'm hearing a lot

of excuses right now.

- Well, that's what I do, Ru.

- [laughing]

- I laid 'em out,

card by card.

- So had there been a challenge

about excuses,

you would have...

- Well, like, every challenge

after I got kicked off,

I would have succeeded in.

Like, I'm not even lying.

Like the cake challenge,

because I sew,

sew all my costumes

and gowns and stuff,

so I would have definitely

succeeded in that.

- You would have ate that.

- Yeah, I would have ate it up.

- Well, that's the thing.

That's the thing

about this competition.

It's almost like

a roll of the dice.

- Right.

- You've basically got to be

a jack of all trades.

- Exactly.

- Mariah aka Mariah Paris

aka Mariah Balenciaga

aka Mariah Successful.

Now, before you came here...

of course, you did balls,

uh, and the ballroom scene

down in Atlanta.

- Yes, I do balls.

- We've all done balls.

- Now, do you think

being a ballroom queen and,

uh, and not being

a nightclub girl,

uh, put you at a disadvantage

in the competition?

- Um, yeah, it did,

a little bit,

because I don't do it

every week.

The changing, the transition.

I also don't have to learn

lyrics.

- Oh, you're talking about

your lip sync now, aren't you?

- Well, yes.

That was my disadvantage.

- [laughs]

Because you saw the lip sync,

there wasn't a lot

of lip-syncing to the...

- No.

- But you...

- But I-I-I will mug

the sh*t out of you, though.

- She was.

- Baby.

- Plugs for days, girl.

- Okay?

I will mug the sh*t

out of you.

- Well, what do you do

when you don't know the lyrics?

- You know what?

I just study BeBe Zahara Benet.

- [laughs]

- You move your lips enough,

and they'll think

that you are turning it.

- [laughing]

What kind of fan mail

have you gotten?

- I've gotten

so many touching letters

about people who were inspired

by my confidence.

They know drag queens,

we go through a lot

of adverse experiences in life

and we still walk around

with our heads held high.

There was this one young girl,

she went through

a tragic experience,

and she felt the need

to reach out

and just tell me her story

and get it out.

Just the fact that me just being

who I am impacted somebody,

it was very touching.

There's no words.

- These next two queens

supersize our love of drag.

Give it up

for Miss Stacy Layne Matthews

and Miss Delta Work!

Uh-oh!

Work!

Be a lady!

- ♪ Jungle ♪

♪ She's so... ♪

- In a year of firsts,

this queen returned to take

the competition by storm.

Please welcome

Shangela Laquifa Wadley!

Ooh, child!

Hallelu!

- ♪ She's like a female... ♪

- Now, when these two queens

lip-synched for their lives,

neither one of them

sashayed away.

Please welcome back

Carmen Carerra

and Yara Sofia.

Echa pa'lante!

Yo, Jersey!

Sickness.

- ♪ Glamazon-on-on-on ♪

- Well, hey, girls.

Let's kick it.

Stacy Layne Matthews.

- Hello.

- From Back Swamp,

North Carolina.

Now, how has doing Drag Race

changed your life?

- Oh, I'm like the local,

um, Oprah Winfrey

of Back Swamp now, so...

- Really?

- I go outside, you know,

walk out my door,

and, like, my cousins,

and like, "Oh, my God, hey!

Hey, girl, oh, my God!

It's Stacy!"

I'm like, "Honey,

it's still me, honey."

- [laughs]

Do you have any beef

with any of the other queens?

- Um, when I first watched

a show,

I was pretty upset

with a lot of things

a lot of people had to say,

especially Delta.

I love her,

but there was one point

where you said I shouldn't

have been in the competition

from the beginning.

- I want to be here with people

that I think are the fiercest

in competition

so that when I win,

I can feel like I had a victory

over people who were

just as strong as me.

And I don't think

you're just as strong as me.

- You barely knew

anything about me,

and those things,

you know, really hurt

when you said that.

- I apologize if they hurt,

I really do.

Did I read?

Absolutely.

Did I talk sh*t?

Absolutely.

But my intention wasn't

to hurt someone's feelings.

This is a sorority

and a fraternity

at the same time.

Part of drag is sitting back

and talking sh*t.

"Girl, you got that big old wig

on again?"

But did I think

I was more cut out

for the competition

from the outset?

I did think so.

Obviously I was wrong,

because you were winning

before I was.

- Did you find out

anything new about yourself

that you didn't know?

- I did.

I found out that maybe I,

on some level,

I could have been more

of a "lady" like Stacy.

I mean, I could learn a lot

from Stacy.

Sometimes when I answer

people's questions,

it's probably better

to tell them

what they want to hear,

not what I really think.

Because honestly,

at the end of the day,

maybe the high road

would have been to just say,

"Yes, I think

you look beautiful.

Yes, I think you're

my fiercest competition."

Because it really...

the answer either way

wouldn't have mattered

and would have been easier

to stomach.

- Was it a positive experience

for you

or a negative experience?

- There were negative aspects,

but as a whole, it was positive.

I mean, I've been given so much

that was never promised to me.

Nothing was promised to me

from this,

and I've been able to travel.

I mean, I'm 35 years old.

I've never been to New York.

I got to go to New York

and walk red carpets,

and I just have been

afforded so much.

I'm so lucky.

- Stacy Layne, do you think

you're forever changed

from having done this show?

- Oh, Lord, yes, honey.

I've even had marriage proposals

from Africa.

- Oh.

- So I might have to take

myself up on the offer.

- Kamaru.

[laughter]

- Shangela, you're back again.

I can't seem to get rid of ya.

- I'm back, Ru.

I'm back.

- Now, how'd it feel

to be given a second chance?

- You know, I feel like I had

a lot of pressure,

I had a lot to prove,

but I really feel

like I belonged

in this competition,

and I was thrilled to be back.

- Do you feel like

you redeemed yourself?

- Well, hallelu, I hope I did.

- [laughing]

Now, you seem to be one

of the most strategic queens

that have ever been

on RuPaul's Drag Race.

- Well, thank you.

- Do you think it helped you

or hurt you in the end?

- I mean, top five.

I definitely feel

like it helped me.

- Entertainment Weekly reports

that you were just cast

in the new TV show

with Don Johnson.

Tell me about that.

- I recently was cast in a pilot

called A Mann's World.

It's being directed, created,

and written

by Michael Patrick King.

I play a male hairstylist

on the show,

so I'm really excited

about that.

But I'm also excited

about continuing Shangela.

So I'm dual pathing it,

kind of like Beyoncé

and Sasha Fierce.

- Oh, okay.

- Indeed.

- Hey, Carmen.

- Hi, Ru.

- Now, did your stepdaughter

watch the show?

- She did.

- What'd she think?

- Well, I mean, she is...

she's six years old,

so she doesn't

really get the whole,

like, competition.

She wants me to put her in drag.

She wants me to...

you know, she's like,

"I want the same eye shadow

as Carmen,"

and "I want the same lipstick

as Carmen."

She'd ask my husband, like,

"Why is Chris wearing makeup?"

And once you, you know,

answer the question,

it's like she's cool with it.

You know,

she's really smart, so...

- Yeah.

Now, were you surprised

when the judges

brought you back?

- I was.

I was really surprised

and grateful,

more than anything.

- Now, in the music challenge,

Shangela manipulated it

so that you would get reggae.

What do you think about that?

- I don't think so.

Honestly,

when it came down to it,

I was not gonna go

with country, period.

- But, Shangela,

you did have a strategy.

- With us being

the last two left,

I didn't want reggae,

so my strategy

was to make her feel

like I wanted reggae.

I set that up.

Can I have that deal

on the reggae?

I love reggae music,

like, buh, buh, buh.

Ba-da, buh, buh.

- I really like reggae.

So I'm gonna go with reggae.

- Okay.

- If there was a competitive

spirit within her,

where she didn't want me

to have what I wanted...

- Regardless of whatever

Shangela was saying,

I wasn't gonna think

in my mind, "Okay,

"well, she wants reggae,

so I'm gonna pick reggae

so I can mess her up,"

you know what I mean?

That's not the way I think.

You know, competition or not,

I don't purposely try

to sabotage anyone.

If it came down...

let's say if it was me

and, you know,

if I was in the top three,

that's a different story,

you know what I'm saying?

'Cause it's already...

you...fine.

- But how do you get to the top

three without competing?

- No, but you don't have

to throw people under the bus.

You don't have to, you know,

think like that.

You can just be the best.

You can just be the best,

and then you can win.

- Could you just push them

in front of the subway train?

- [laughs]

- No.

- Now, Shangela,

it seems like you have

a different point of view

in terms of strategizing.

Care to elaborate on that?

- Well, I think everyone

has their own...

their own objective

in this competition.

I was here, fighting to win,

because it meant a lot more

than just the check.

It meant security;

it meant being able

to provide for my family

and to pursue my dreams,

'cause that's why

I'm really here.

- Yara Sofia, echa pa'lante.

- Yes.

- Are you feeling

the echa pa'lante

down in Puerto Rico?

- Of course, darling.

- You're still serving it up?

- Yes, I do.

- Yes, darling.

- Very sad

to see your elimination.

- I know.

- You gave up during

the middle of the number.

- I'm crying because there's

a lot of emotions.

I was thinking too much.

I'm so angry,

and I'm so disappointed.

During the competition,

I was, like,

holding in a lot of emotions.

Challenge after challenge

every week,

it's so challenging,

you know what I mean?

I kind of disagrees

with some of the judgment.

The judges, like, sometimes

putting other one on top of me,

like, over.

Like, "Oh, my God,

I love you,

"the way you fart,

the way you fall,

the way you walk,

the way you wear everything."

And then I was like,

"Oh, okay."

I don't think I agreed,

you know what I mean?

- Right.

Who were they praising over you

that made you feel that way?

- Well, it depends.

- Names, darling, I want names.

- Raja.

She's a great makeup artist.

And she could do a better job.

If you choose this kind of drag,

be the best.

- Do you feel that you could

have gone a little bit further?

- Where's further?

- Could you have pushed more,

echa pa'lante?

- Yeah, probably.

But, um, after you...

um, the judges

asked us the question, like,

"Why you deserve to be

the next drag superstar

and win 75 f*cking dollars?"

- [laughs]

- Thousand.

- Yeah. [laughs]

It was a lot of pressure.

- Yeah.

- And uh, it...

probably in another moment...

- That's a perfect point,

because it does come down

to how you react in that moment.

- Yes.

- And a lot of this competition

emulates what real life is

in show business,

and sometimes,

it comes down to that moment

where I cannot go on

any further,

but somewhere,

that energy's gotta come.

- It's out of...

it's out of my hands.

- Yeah, I understand.

I understand.

All right.

Let's see what

the top three queens have to say

when RuPaul's Drag Race:

Reunited! continues.

Are you ready

for the final three?

First, let's welcome

a true pageant princess,

honey.

- ♪ Oh ♪

- Alexis Mateo!

- ♪ Sashay, shante ♪

♪ Panther on the runway ♪

- Sickening.

The jig is up.

Bam!

- ♪ All the boys say ♪

- Next,

a multi-talented queen

who's a real thriller.

- ♪ She's so wild,

so animal ♪

- Manila Luzon!

Imelda Marcos!

Big Bird!

Give it.

- ♪ Phenomenon ♪

♪ Glamazon-on-on-on ♪

[drumroll]

- And now, the one queen

who, week after week,

had us gagging

on her charisma,

uniqueness, nerve, and talent,

America's next drag superstar,

- ♪ Gonna love you ♪

- The one, the only Raja.

- ♪ Gonna love you ♪

♪ You're a superstar ♪

- Pose!

Lift!

Tan, tan, tan.

- ♪ Gonna love you ♪

♪ You're a superstar ♪

♪ ♪

- Alexis Mateo, honey.

- Hi, Ru.

Bam!

- Bam!

Is your family proud,

how well you did?

- My family has been

very supportive.

My mom became

one of my biggest fans.

It actually helped me

to understand

my family point of view

about the situation,

because I grew up in a very

Catholic, Pentecostal family.

- Ooh, child.

- And now...yes.

We have been mediating

between what was

the h*m*

and, like, the whole drag

experience in my family.

But now they see me as an actor,

more than just a wannabe woman.

That it was the point

that I really wanted

to put across in my family.

- Yeah.

Now, this was your third

audition for the show.

- Yes.

- Uh, what do you...

how do you think

it would have turned out

had you been chosen

the first go-round?

- Oh, child, if I was chosen

the first season

or the second one,

I probably went home

the first two episodes.

- Really?

- Think about it that way.

- Exactly,

and I would have come back,

in the third one in a box.

[laughter]

- What would you say to queens

who have auditioned

in previous seasons,

like yourself,

and didn't get chosen.

- Keep trying.

When the fire is there

and when you wake up

in the morning,

that's what you want to do,

go for it.

Never, never give up.

- Now in the Life, Liberty,

and Pursuit of Style challenge,

you revealed you had

a relationship

with an active duty marine.

- Papi, I want you

to come back home, baby.

- Have you heard from him

since the show's aired?

- [laughs]

Not at all, Ru.

And I wish him the best.

I already closed that chapter

in my life.

- What would you say

if I told you

we have him backstage

right now?

[laughter]

In drag.

- In drag?

[laughs]

- Can you bring him out now?

- Yes, immediately,

please!

- We are not that kind of show.

We can't afford the airfare.

But we could afford

a DNA result,

and the result is...

[laughter]

Manila Luzon.

- Hi, Ru.

Hey, girls.

- Hey, girlfriend.

- [laughs]

- Now, let's get

into the real story here

that's been

on everybody's mind.

Your characterizations

of Asian-Americans

or just Asians in general

came under a lot of heat.

Have you heard

from groups or people

who say you were wrong

or you were right?

- When the episode

of the news challenge aired...

Klistin, "terr" us,

what's next?

I got a lot

of, um, negative feedback

saying people thought

it was offensive,

but they were always,

like, not Asian.

Comment after comment

left on my Facebook page.

"Um, I'm Asian.

"I didn't find that offensive.

I thought it was hilarious."

It's also the whole thing

of humor.

If it's not kind of...

if it doesn't push any buttons,

it's not funny.

- Now, there were a lot

of emotions

for you on this show.

Uh, your father,

did he get to see the show?

- After I got back home,

I called him up,

I sent him a letter,

and he wrote me back,

and he said,

"Okay, I understand that's...

"this is what you're doing,

but it's still

a little strange for me."

So it was just like

an open discussion

that I'm just trying

to keep, like...

let him, like,

marinate in a while.

- Did your mother

watch the show?

- My mom watches the show,

and she's always

calling me back, like,

"Oh, my God,

Carmen's so pretty."

I'm like,

"Mom, what about me?"

[laughter]

- And, Miss Raja,

how's it feel to be

America's next drag superstar?

- Surreal.

Surreal, abstract.

Sometimes invasive a little bit,

'cause there's a lot of haters

out there,

which is kind of

a new thing for me.

- Now, your win is

actually very controversial,

and, you know,

uh, some people have...

saw you as the fiercest thing

ever to walk a runway,

and other critics have said

you're just a man in a dress.

- You mean her?

I'm just kidding.

- Well, actually,

that was Alexis Mateo's quote.

[laughter]

- If it were said to me

ten years ago

and I was at a different place

in my head and in my life,

I would have been

completely offended,

and I would have told everyone

to f*ck off,

but, you know,

now I'm in my early 30s.

- Uhh!

[laughter]

- My mid...mid-30s,

and you know what?

I've just come to a place

in my life

that I don't really mind

embracing the fact

that there's a masculine

and a feminine.

And why not join

the two together

and morph it into

one amazing creature, right?

- Well, it worked

for Bea Arthur.

- Absolutely.

[laughter]

- Now, you kids all have

Twitter and Facebook and all.

Do you read the comments

from the people out there?

- Um, I do,

and I don't.

On Twitter, you're only allowed

a certain amount of characters

to cuss someone out.

And on Facebook, it takes

a little bit more effort

'cause you have

to like the bitch first

and then leave her

a mean comment.

- Well, a lot of people

have said that Raja

was too, uh, experienced

for the competition.

Do you feel that way?

- As far as me being seasoned,

yes, I am seasoned.

And, yes, I have been doing it

a long time.

And, yes,

people do know who I am.

But there was nothing said that

America's next drag superstar

should be a beginner who's never

been known or seen, you know?

- Or maybe she could have been.

- She could have been,

you know?

There's still a long line

and legacy

of RuPaul's Drag Race

still yet to happen,

I hope, you know?

And I think

there's a lot of room

for different styles,

different points of view

in drag and what...

how we perceive

our own personal art.

I think there's still

tons of room for that.

Now I want to talk

about something

that was touched on earlier.

Delta said that

we were like a sorority

and a fraternity mixed together.

And there's a lot of comments

that sometimes backstage,

we are harsh with one another.

But the truth is,

if we were in a locker room,

some of the things

that wives would hear from men...

and we are men...

could be harsh too.

We call it, what's the T?

And the T being the truth.

I want to open the floor

about that.

Now, Raja, you came under

a lot of criticism

because you could be seen

as harsh

with your backstage speak.

- It was like watching

a sports event.

You know, no one wants

to go to the soccer game

and, like, hope that

the two teams love each other.

"Oh, my God.

"I hope he gives the ball

to that guy.

Oh, my God.

I hope that he makes the goal."

Nobody does that.

There's a battle that happens.

Reading is fundamental,

and I think

it's definitely part

of drag culture,

and it's fun.

It's our way of like,

you know,

straight guys

come up to each other,

and they punch each other

on their shoulder.

That's what we're doing.

- To me, I think it's a way

of sharpening your wit

and getting quicker

and thinking quicker,

and you have to be on your game.

And it's like practicing

before a baseball game.

You have to throw

that ball hard,

and you have to do it quick,

and you have to catch it hard

and throw it right back.

- Shangela, do you agree?

- Some of the things that I saw

throughout the season,

just, they didn't sit well

with me,

and I hate to keep even

giving it attention,

but this whole

Heathers/Boogers thing,

that's ridiculous.

But if you want

to put someone down

to build yourself up,

then, you know,

that's what you have

to do for yourself.

I mean, if this is

the face of Booger,

I think it's sickening,

so ta-da.

Hell, minus the lawsuits

and the prostitutes

and the dr*gs

and the tiger blood,

I'm the Charlie Sheen of drag.

Duh, winning.

- Alexis,

did you feel put down

by being called a Booger?

- No, I think

it was stupid as hell.

It was hilarious to listen

to a person

believing on that

to make herself feel better.

- Honestly, 'cause I heard it,

like, three times today,

you guys were saying, "Oh, well,

we're calling you Boogers

so that we can feel better

about ourselves."

I don't think that's

what it was at all.

- Well, why did you call us

a Booger?

- Because it's not shady.

It's funny.

It's just for fun.

- To you.

- But if you take it

that personal,

that's your insecurity.

- No, baby,

it's not insecurity.

It's clockin' it how it is.

Let's get it real.

If you want to bring it,

let's do it.

- Who else didn't think

that Heathers versus Boogers

was funny or tongue-in-cheek?

- When I first started drag,

I was a Booger down.

You know,

I was a Booger for years.

- Explain what that is.

- Well, a Booger

is just a term that, in drag,

of just being, like, a busted,

like, unpolished mess.

- When you call us Boogers,

you're calling us not polished.

- A mess.

- A mess, a beginner.

- I think what...

what's happening here

is that people are taking

everything so damn literal.

It wasn't a reference point of,

you look physically

like a booger.

It was a state of mind.

And that fact was

that we're grown men.

We know our names

aren't Heather,

even though they're

right here on our necks.

We know that

that's not the case.

And we kept doing it

over and over

because it was

the audacity of that.

The audacity that

this farting Mexican man up here

in a blond wig

is really Heather.

- Why did you call

this particular group of girls

Boogers?

- Because it's extreme,

it's funny,

it's exaggerated,

as much of what drag is.

And it's not that we were being,

you know, literal,

and we're not really

putting you down.

It was just like,

at some point,

the whole idea of Heathers

and Boogers

just kind of dissipated for me

and Heathers just meant

my three little friends

that I felt safe around.

- Who would you consider

the queen of the Boogers?

- Personally, I had my most,

biggest frustrations

with Shangela,

so in my mind,

I think it would be Shangela

'cause that was my, like...

- Nemesis.

- My nemesis at the time.

- Now, Stacy, when I asked

who was offended

by the word "booger,"

you raised your hand.

What's going on?

- Just listening

to the comments,

I just felt like it was

a little bit different

than what I saw in person,

because I felt this nice,

kind people in front of me,

and then to watch it,

the behind the scenes,

and to see what people

"really" thought about me,

it was very difficult for me,

and it took a toll on me.

- What specifically?

I want to know

what specifically?

Who offended you the most?

- Raja, basically, you know,

just saying

that I shouldn't be here anyway,

I shouldn't be here at all.

The whole bullfrogs thing,

it bothered me so much.

- Looking at the episodes,

I'm like,

"Some of the things that I said

were quite harsh," you know?

And I was just kind of

blurting them out

and just being a badass

about it,

but I don't think

I really meant it

to hurt anyone's feelings.

The Heathers

and the Boogers thing

was all meant to be fun

and light,

and it still should be

sort of that,

but it really shouldn't be taken

literal,

and if I could actually

just sort of just squash it

and not really perpetuate it

any further...

I mean, I feel like Stacy

was probably

the most vulnerable

out of the group.

And apparently the things

that were said

have really hurt her,

and if I could just sort of

reach out to you,

and I don't know if it means

anything to you at all,

but I would like to present you

with my Heathers necklace,

which really means a lot to me.

Wait, just hold on.

I want you to have this, so...

- Yay, I'm a Heather.

[laughter]

- I love you.

- Aw!

- Yay.

- That's very nice.

[applause]

That's very nice.

I tell you what,

from this moment on,

there will be no more Heathers;

there will be no more Boogers.

We will all be referred to

as Hoogers.

[laughter]

- Hoogers!

- Queens, get your questions

ready for Michelle Visage,

as RuPaul's Drag Race: Reunited!

continues.

Now, this season,

my best squirrel friend,

Michelle Visage,

joined the judges' panel,

and the main stage

will never be the same.

Hey, Michelle.

- Hey, baby.

- [laughs]

Now, this season,

you had a chance

to bring back

one of the eliminated queens,

and you chose

Miss Carmen Carrera.

- I did.

- Now, let me ask

what's on America's mind.

Why?

- Look at her.

No, really...

- Is it because

you're from New Jersey?

- Yes,

that's exactly why, Ru.

- [laughing]

- Repping the Garden State.

No.

Billy Santino and I

felt that...

Delta came up,

Mariah came up.

We were all back and forth,

trying to figure out

who to bring back,

and in the end,

we all agreed unanimously

that Carmen

was fresh on the mind,

fresh on the lips,

and we knew

that she had more tricks

up her sleeve,

or so we thought.

- Now, Alexis, you almost

left the competition

because of comments

that you felt Michelle made

about you.

- Yeah.

I think you're a bitch,

Michelle.

[laughter]

- It's frustrating

'cause we're dealing

with so much pressure,

and, like, I mean, you think

you're k*lling

the hip-hop moment.

You a little came down,

and she got...

she bring you back in



She's like,

"You're not giving me hip-hop.

"You're Hannah Montana,

a hooker version

of Hannah Montana."

- This is like Hannah Montana

does hip-hop.

- Hannah Montana?

- Yeah.

- And I was like,

"Really, bitch?"

- Pero una pregunta.

Okay?

Would you rather me

sit there and go,

"Oh, honey,

you're fabulous."

- Like, I'm gonna say it,

and I'm gonna say it one time.

- Okay.

- It's so easy to talk

about a drag queen,

but it's so difficult

to be one.

- Honey, I know.

- It's amazing.

It's amazing.

I mean, for me,

drag is a female illusion,

and to make comments

about a plate

that I just bought

that actually helped me

reach the point

of female illusion is stupid,

because you bought

your titties too.

- Yes, I did, absolutely.

- So it's completely...

it's completely pointless,

because that's what we are.

And then to see that I'm getting

picked in the little details,

where Raja doesn't even

wear titties, is...

- She is tonight.

She's got something going on.

- Yeah, it's complicated.

- Okay, now let me explain

where I was coming from

so you understand.

I think you are

an amazingly talented queen.

I think you're gorgeous.

With all of you,

my job was to help you

get to the next level.

Tonight, your body

looks perfect to me.

Like, I would have no critique

of this, Alexis.

I know I have my issues,

and I try to dress accordingly,

so I kind of hide those flaws.

Why would you do something

that makes you



when you don't need to?

That was my only issue.

I'm just here to be as real

as I can be,

minus my boobs.

And you want to rock

a breastplate, that's fine.

I grew up in New York City,

where drag queens don't do that.

So I do get your pageant drag.

I get it.

It's not that I don't get

anybody's drags.

I know regional drags

are different.

But I just wanted to see things

switched up every now and then.

Tonight, you don't have it,

and you look beautiful.

- But I do...wearing...

I'm wearing titties.

- That's fine.

That's different.

- I love my titties,

and I work it out all the time.

- And you should.

- Bam, yes.

- Bam.

- I'm wearing a body pad, so...

[laughter]

- Now, this is an opportunity

for all the girls.

If you have something to say

to Michelle Visage,

now is your time.

- I thought you were mean.

I mean, that eyebrow

just kind of goes up,

and those cheekbones

are all up here.

When God painted

the Michelle doll,

he painted her fiercely,

so I just think you have

that look on your face.

- I was always the girl

at the club

where somebody would come up

and say,

"Why you look like that?

Why don't you smile?"

And I'd be like,

"Why don't you get away?"

- Actually, I just wanted

to commend her.

I did enjoy

the consistent judging,

and it seemed like

she wasn't temperamental,

and then I really did get

a good vibe.

There's a term called

"Stone Cold Carter"

in the ballroom scene,

and it's for those,

the mugs that don't smile.

- Uh-huh.

The judges who...

who don't give any...

- Well, her.

- Uh-huh.

- It's not every judge

had a mug.

- Well, Michelle Visage

is from the ballroom scene.

- Yes, she is,

and I definitely related to her.

- All right, now,

RuPaul's Drag Race fans

are the best fans

in the whole wide worldwide net.

- [laughs]

[snaps]

- So here's some questions

that you've shemail, tweeted,

or posted on our

Face-face-facebook fan page.

The first question is

from David in New Hampshire,

and it is for Mimi Imfurst.

Why do you always look

so scared?

[laughter]

[person speaks indistinctly]

- I don't know.

Do I look...

do I look so scared

all the time?

- She's painted that way.

- I'm surprised.

I think it...

probably it relates back

to during the competition.

I think I definitely had

a lot of insecurities.

- Did the competition scare you?

- I scared...

I think I scared myself

more than anything.

I...I got lost in my own world

of not trusting

that I have good ideas,

and I let it be my demise.

- All right, this next question

is for India Farrah

from Anonymous

in northwest Indiana.

Says, "I'm a 13-year-old

aspiring drag queen.

What is your biggest piece

of advice you could give?"

- Oh, wow.

- You started at 12.

- Yes, I started

at the age of 12.

- So basically you were

the Miley Cyrus of drag.

[laughter]

- Absolutely.

Luckily my brother

is gay as well,

so it was kind of easier,

and with my family

being so supportive,

that was really easy

for me to do it.

So try to feel comfortable

in your own skin.

Don't pay attention to, like,

the negative, like, comments,

the bullshit.

Let it go in one ear

and out the other.

- All right, next we have

a question for Shangela.

It's from Kayla G.

who wants to know,

"While watching the show,

did you ever get sick

of hearing yourself

say hallelu?"

[laughter]

- Actually no, because I like

to say, "I live in the lu,"

because "hallelu" is more

than just a word to me.

It's kind of the way

that I live.

It's joyous.

- It's an attitude.

- It's happy.

It's an attitude.

It's a way of life...

- Yeah, it's a way of life.

- To me, hallelu.

- Okay. Right on, right on.

Joseph G. in Los Angeles

asks,

"Carmen, have you seen J. Lo

since the taping?"

- So I've been around

Jennifer Lopez in person,

I mean, movie sets, concerts,

like...

I went to her birthday party

impersonating her.

Like, Marc asked me to come,

whatever.

No.

Mm-mm.

I usually get to see her

when she's, like, on tour

or when she's doing, like,

a movie.

If she's filming a movie,

it's like...

I can be with her

for, like, a week

because she's

at the same location.

Like, you know what I mean?

But I haven't seen her.

I'll see you soon, Jennifer.

We're gonna do a video together,

and we'll put it out there

and post it on Facebook

to clear all the rumors.

- Gorge.

All right.

Now, the next question

is for Raja,

and it is from Tommy

in Salt Lake.

"Have you heard from Tyra Banks

since your parody of her

on the Snatch Game?"

Girl, I saw you smiling

with your eyes.

What do they call that?

- Smissing.

- [laughs]

Tyra,

is there anything going on

that you want

to tell us about?

- What?

- Are you smissing too hard?

- I think I smissed so hard,

my eyes bled, girl.

- Oh, my goodness!

- Mm-mm.

Nope, haven't heard from her

at all.

But, you know, I do hear

from Miss J all the time.

He's like, "Walk back,

you f*cking crazy...

blah, blah, blah,"

just all through texts.

Tyra did tweet me,

but that was when the season

first started.

- Okay.

- When the season...

She hadn't seen me

do her parody yet.

- Ooh.

- Hope she has a sense of humor.

- She does.

I know Tyra well enough,

even though we're not

the bestest friends

by any means,

but I do know her well enough

that she would have

a great sense of humor about it.

And, you know, she's funny.

She's crazy just like us.

She's a big ol' drag queen,

so she gets it...

I hope.

- [laughs]

- Now, Yara, I do have

a question for you.

It's from Michael H.

in Los Angeles.

"What did

your little person friend

think of Yara Sofia?"

- He love it.

You know what?

I haven't received,

like, a bad comment

or a bad feedback

about the little person

performance.

- Good. good.

It's been a year of

unprecedented twists and turns,

and if I could live

this season all over again,

I wouldn't change a thing.

Now, to those of you

out there watching,

don't f*ck it up.

Continue to support my girls

live and in person,

on Facebook, Twitter,

and wherever fine sequins

are sold.

Now, here to announce the winner

of Miss Congeniality,

as voted by you,

the superfans,

welcome back Santino

and Billy B.

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah.

- ♪ She's so wild ♪

- Whoo!

- ♪ So animal ♪

- Mwah, mwah.

- My darling, mwah, mwah.

Lovely.

So, Santino,

what do you got for us here?

- All season long...

- Yeah?

- We've expressed our opinions,

and now it's time

for the viewers

to have their say.

- Thousands of fans voted.

- Well...

- And we have a winner.

- And we have a winner?

- We have a winner.

- OMG.

The one queen

America loves to like is...

[drum b*ating]

Yara Sofia.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Gonna love you ♪

- Oh, my God.

- ♪ You're a superstar ♪

- Yara Sofia,

you are Miss Congeniality.

Here is your sash.

[applause]

- Work, mami.

- Condragulations, mami.

- Thank you.

both: Mwah, mwah.

- Yara, you've won a trip

for two

to the luxury Our Lucaya Resort

on Grand Bahama Island.

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah, baby.

- Courtesy

of AlandChuck.travel,

America's number one

gay vacation specialist.

And lucky for you,

you only have one island

over from where you live.

[laughter]

You could swim there.

Yara, what do you have to say

to your fans?

- I love you all.

Thank you, thank you, thank you,

thank you, thank you,

thank you.

Mwah.

Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

- Now to all you future

drag superstars out there,

if you want to compete

next season,

go to our Facebook fan page

for information.

And for all the T

on the new season

of RuPaul's Drag U,

premiering June 20th,

check out Facebook

and logotv.com.

And if you still

can't get enough,

follow me on Twitter,

and we will become

lifelong friends.

Hashtag, friends forever.

And from the bottom of my heart,

I want to thank my queens,

my judges,

and especially you

for making RuPaul's Drag Race

the craziest damn show

on television.

Now remember,

if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell

you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen in here?

all: Amen!

- All right, ladies,

the time has come

for you to lip-synch

for your lives

to my new single, Glamazon,

available where?

all: On iTunes, bitch.

- [laughs]

Let the music play!

- ♪ She's so wild,

so animal ♪

♪ She's gonna work

that sexy body so sexual ♪

♪ She's like a female

phenomenon ♪

♪ She's a glamazon ♪

♪ Female phenomenon ♪

♪ A glamazon-on-on-on ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Sashay, shante ♪

♪ Panther on the runway ♪

♪ Do it, do it, oh ♪

♪ All the girls say ♪

♪ Sashay, shante ♪

♪ Panther on the runway ♪

♪ Do it, do it, oh ♪

♪ All the boys say ♪

♪ She's so wild,

so animal ♪

♪ She's gonna work

that sexy body so sexual ♪

♪ She's like a female

phenomenon ♪

♪ She's a glamazon ♪

♪ Female phenomenon ♪

♪ A glamazon-on-on-on ♪

♪ She's so wild,

so animal ♪

♪ She's gonna work

that sexy body so sexual ♪

♪ She's like a... ♪
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