On "RuPaul's Drag Race"...
You need to conduct one-on-one
interviews for "50/50."
Get away from her...
both: You bitch!
[laughter]
- Cuchi, cuchi?
- [mouth full] Cuchi, cuchi.
Grab the wheel! Oh, my God!
[bad Italian accent]
We got the pizza going,
and we're going to put it
in the oven.
This is a hot-ass mess.
Salina EsTitties.
You kept talking over.
Tell me the story
about a prosthetic leg.
Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.
It became his interview of you.
Sasha Colby.
My favorite part, you
throwing the cards away.
Who needs this?
You're the winner
of this week's challenge.
[applause]
Salina EsTitties,
shantay, you stay.
Malaysia Babydoll Foxx,
sashay away.
[dramatic music]
Girl.
We are back in the workroom,
and Malaysia's been eliminated.
I've lost one
of the closest people
to me in the competition.
She's, like, the true
definition of a sister.
We loved, we fought, but
at the end of the day,
we still kiki-ed and
we cut the f*ck up.
"Remain humble.
"The fattest and the
baddest from Miami,
Malaysia Babydoll Foxx."
- Babydoll, Babydoll, Babydoll.
- Miss Salina, how you feeling?
So, before I was
only in the bottom
because, like,
design challenges.
So it's only
the designs, you know?
But now I'm officially
a bottom bitch, and, like,
I didn't come into here
thinking I was going to be that.
Bitch, this is my
first time in the bottom,
and I thought I was going to
be the one lip-synching.
So, like, you got to shake
it off and just keep going.
I don't think I did
that bad last week.
Oh, bitch, that was quick.
She knows her way
around cleaning the mirror
at this point.
I don't feel like the girls
see me as competition
because I've been
in the bottom so much.
But, listen,
I've allowed my light
to be dimmed
up until this point.
But, baby, not no more.
No more
Mrs. Nice EsTitties, okay?
She's coming out to play.
Let's go, b*tches.
Congratulations, auntie,
on your third win, babe.
- You got it together.
- Thank y'all.
Three maxi challenge wins.
I mean, I really
felt like y'all were,
like, going to be ahead.
- How do you all feel?
- I'm surprised.
- Yeah.
- I really expected to win.
[music continues]
Are we that shocked?
Loosey thinks she
should win every week.
I'm definitely seeing me being
this close to a win
as, like, okay, bitch,
you have to get
the win next time.
I hear the judges
telling me that I have
what it takes to go all the way.
I'm, like, right
behind Sasha, who is
technically the front-runner.
But I think I'm the front-runner
in terms of charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
So, statistically, I want
to be in second place,
but I'm always going to
be in first place up here.
How about we get out of drag?
But don't get too comfy,
because the queen
is coming for her crown,
yes, God.
Yes, I am.
I said the queen, not the beast.
- I know.
- Ooh! Beast?
I'm sure Loosey
and Luxx have the most
fire under their asses, 'cause
they were both on the top
and they both felt like
they should have won,
and they smell
blood in the water.
And it's three girls
away from the final four.
Like, that's crazy
motivation for all of us.
It's on.
Is that Joey Jay?
[laughter]
I'm a gay-ass bit...
I am a gay-ass bitch.
[laughter]
[singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"
The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
and a gag-worthy
grand prize of $200,000
served by Cash App.
With extra-special
guest judge Ali Wong.
[singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race,"
may the best drag queen win
Best drag queen win
[upbeat music]
Oh, not Kelly and Michelle.
It is a new day in the workroom.
We are top seven, which
is something I never
thought I'd be able to say.
That's not true. That's a big
lie that I just told,
so I'm going to do it again.
[gasps] Kelly and Michelle.
They're wearing more
makeup than Marcia.
[gasps] - Shut up.
Ha ha ha ha, Marcia
doesn't wear any makeup.
Whoo.
- Beyoncé looks are really fun.
- I loved mine.
- Yeah.
- It was so sickening.
I loved wearing my look.
I felt really, really
beautiful in it.
Why weren't you
pregnant, though?
She wasn't very far along when
she announced her pregnancy.
You could see the bump on the
red carpet in the orange dress
and you could see it in the
performance, sweetheart.
I feel like you're insulting
me right now, and, like...
No, I'm not insulting
her because she
actually was pregnant.
I'm insulting you because
you had a corset on, so...
Literally Google
the performance.
She was rubbing her baby bump.
Yeah, but Beyoncé
has body, body, body.
So I wanted to give
body, body, body.
And belly bump.
Wait, you didn't
have body on either.
- You didn't have Beyoncé body.
- I had Beyoncé body on.
Like the Luxx version
of the Beyoncé body.
Yeah.
So why can't I do the Loosey
version of Beyoncé body?
Because I feel like
if you're pregnant,
you should be pregnant.
I'm just like, let
the unraveling begin.
But she wasn't showing
in her pregnancy.
You could go back and look.
I don't have to, because I know.
I know, too, because
I did the look.
I came in second last week.
She didn't.
So I don't really understand
why she's
trying to sort of read me.
But we all know the deal.
Talent gets you to the
finale, not mind games.
- [alarm blaring, all shout]
- Ooh, girl.
She done already
done had herses.
Yeah.
[laughter]
My queens, pardon my
French and Saunders,
but the Key and Peele
to making comedy
is to know when to
Cheech and when to Chong.
Now, go back to Broad City
where you belong.
- Oh, my God.
- Definitely duos.
- Comedy duos.
- Yeah.
Hello, hello, hello.
[all exclaiming]
She's Miss Harley Queen.
Ladykins, America's
next drag superstar
needs to have all
the right moves.
So for today's mini challenge,
we're going to celebrate
a q*eer art form.
Yes, yes, yes.
We are throwing ourselves a
Harlem vogue ball, darling.
[laughs]
I am looking for
popping, dipping,
and spinning, sha-blam.
Fierce.
All of it, darlings.
You've got 15 minutes to
get into quick voguing drag.
So don't just stand there.
Let's get to it.
Death drop.
[all scream, laugh]
I have nothing to
wear for this challenge.
Nipple ring.
[music continues]
Calling all
the up-and-coming children.
Category is
I'm So Into Voguing Right Now.
[laughter]
DJ, hit it.
From the House of East Orange,
Luxx Noir London.
Ooh!
Work, hey.
Face, face, face, serving face.
[laughs]
From the Casa LaDuca,
Loosey LaDuca.
No foam here.
[laughter]
I'm just kidding.
Loosey's been saying
the whole competition,
"I got tricks, I got tricks."
Baby, she pulled
out a cartwheel.
Butch-queen realness.
[laughs]
From the House of EsTitties, Salina.
[cheering]
[music continues]
Salina is, like,
flopping side to side.
Someone's going to get hit.
- What is happening?
- Banjee girl realness.
From the Brady Dynasty,
Marcia Marcia Marcia.
[cheering]
[laughs]
Work.
Yes, all of New York is
wrapped up in you, darling.
From the
Colby Carrington Dynasty,
Sasha Colby.
Opulence, you own everything.
[all screaming]
[music continues]
Come on!
[screaming continues]
[music continues]
Class is in session
with our Miss Brooks.
Yes, bae.
Come on, bae.
Ooh!
Ooh, I guess she
forgot to shave.
[music continues]
Put it on, bitch.
Go b*at that mug, bitch.
[all screaming]
[music continues]
Shut up.
Here it comes.
[laughs]
all: Yeah!
From the House of You Better
Walk That f*cking Duck, Anetra.
[all cheering]
Put the bass in that duck walk.
[all screaming]
[music continues]
[laughter]
- [all screaming]
- Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Ah! Oh, my God!
[all scream]
Category closed.
Category is closed.
Wow.
Okay, queens, I saw
stars and statements.
But one of you was a legend.
Oh, pit crew?
[epic music]
[all gasp]
Careful, you're gonna
put somebody's eyes out
with that thing.
I wish he would.
The winner
of today's mini challenge,
snatching
the grand prize trophy is...
[drumroll]
Anetra.
[all cheering]
[upbeat electronic music]
Condragulations.
You've won a cash prize
of $2,500.
Ah!
Oh.
Oh, no.
My queens, drag reminds us
to not take life too seriously.
So, for today's maxi challenge,
Bubly wants us all
to cr*ck a smile,
because you'll be
performing stand-up
in front of a live audience
at the Bubly Comedy Festival.
- Wow.
- Wow.
Now, I wouldn't consider
myself a stand-up comic,
but I do love some
sit-down comedy.
[chuckles]
It's too funny.
Oh, pit crew?
I'm parched.
What you got in that trunk?
Now, to randomly divide
you into comedy duos...
[all gasp]
You need to reach
into this cooler
and pull out a can
of Bubly sparkling water.
All right, up first,
Sasha Colby.
Come pick your Bubly drink.
No peeking.
Sasha has mango.
Up next,
it's Marcia Marcia Marcia.
Oh.
- Marcia has blackberry.
- Ooh.
[music continues]
Ooh, Loosey got lime.
Luxx Noir London...
Luxx, you've got lime.
That means you're with Loosey.
I feel like Loosey may struggle
with this being with Luxx.
Oh, my God!
Weren't they fighting
this morning?
[laughs]
And they're together.
[giggles]
Salina EsTitties.
Salina got cherry.
Anetra, you got mango.
That means you are with Sasha.
Mistress, pick your poison.
I am praying to the drag gods
that I will be with a good
team this time, bitch.
I am ready for my
redemption era.
Mistress got blackberry.
So she is with Marcia.
Oh, my bestie.
Now, Salina, you
alone have cherry.
You have a choice.
You can choose to perform solo,
or you can steal a partner
from one of the paired queens.
Ooh.
There is a positive
and a very big negative
to going solo in this challenge.
On one hand, I can
really impress them
and, like, get a redemption.
On the other, it can go south,
and it's no one's fault
but my own.
So, Salina, what say you?
I'll steal a queen.
[dramatic music]
Two titties are
better than one titty.
All right.
Which queen do you
choose to steal?
I'll take Mistress over here.
Ooh.
Oh, I'm sorry, bestie.
I know you wanted me.
[laughter]
That means Marcia Marcia Marcia,
you'll be working
solo, solo, solo.
[chuckles]
Anetra, because you
won the mini challenge,
you get to decide
the order of performance.
Later today you'll
workshop your material
with Michelle Visage
and our extra-special
guest judge,
comedy sensation Ali Wong.
- [all gasp]
- Shut up.
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best queen win.
Cheers to me.
Out of all the challenges,
this is the one that
I'm the most nervous about.
f*ck.
Oh, my God, Anetra,
I love your hair today.
Lay it on us, girl.
This week's maxi challenge
is a stand-up-comedy challenge.
Anetra gets to pick the
lineup for the comedy show.
Now, this can make
or break your act.
If you are starting and
you don't have a good act,
it's really going to b*mb.
And if you go last and
you don't have a good act,
it's really going to b*mb.
All right, what's the sitch?
- So, opening, we have Marcia.
- [gasps] Great.
I know myself.
If I were to go in the middle,
I would be sitting in the
chair running it in my head
over and over and over again.
So I'm really happy
I just get to, like, do it,
and I'm done.
Next will be Luxx and
Loosey, then Sasha and I.
And closing, we have
the divalicious divas...
- Okay, I'm down with it.
- Mistress and Salina.
What was your, like,
plan of, like...
- Process.
- Yeah, what was your process
of choosing us in that lineup?
I don't have to tell y'all
nothing if I don't want to.
All: Ooh!
She said, we're
down to seven, henny.
Oh, thank God my Anetra
tattoo was only temporary.
[laughter]
Miss Anetra was very
strategic with her lineup.
- Thanks, Aneech.
- Thank you, girl.
I always prefer to
be right in the middle,
because I think we've all been
to those really, really
long drag shows
that seem to go on
and on and on,
but we are going to
make the most of it.
Have you ever done stand-up?
I've never done stand-up,
but people just
say that I'm funny sometimes.
I get paired with Loosey.
And despite our little
tiff-taff at the table earlier,
I know that Loosey
wouldn't tell me
that my bad joke is funny
because we both want to win
this challenge this week.
I really think that
the judges are looking
for us to have chemistry.
It could be
kind of, like, roasty.
I can find something
to compliment about you.
I can say, oh, you're
looking so trim
or something like that.
And we can come up
with some type of a joke
for you to say, like...
g*dd*mn tapeworm,
gets me every time.
Okay, I'm liking this.
This is Luxx Noir Paris...
Uh, Detroit... uh, London?
London.
Luxx Noir London.
And this is Lookey Da...
I mean Loosey, you're safe...
I mean Loosey.
[laughter]
I find it so funny
that Loosey and Luxx
are paired together,
because they are two
of the thirstiest b*tches
left in the competition,
and they both would do
anything to secure that win.
So this will be
very interesting to see
how this plays out.
The competition has been
a lot like puberty for me...
a lot like puberty in that
I'm super uncomfortable.
Poor Marcia's over
there talking to herself.
You talking to yourself
over there, girl?
- I have to.
- I know. [laughs]
Marcia, do you feel like Salina
meant to put you by yourself?
Let me come over.
Let me talk to you.
Just know I have
no ill will toward you.
I feel like I might have done
the same thing, honestly.
No, yeah.
Because, you know,
she's a funny bitch.
So I get it.
I totally understand.
I'm a little panicked.
It feels almost
as if my training wheels
have been taken off,
and I'm riding my two-wheeler
for the first time.
I'm either going to hit it
out of the park,
or I'm going to flop.
And I do not know which
one it's going to be.
I was just thinking,
as far as maybe a layout,
I could thank Loosey and Luxx,
and then you could get a bit...
However long you want...
And then we could do
a bunch of those canned bits.
I'm sorry,
'cause, honestly, all
I can think of right now
is this, like,
splitting migraine
- that's happening in my head.
- Yeah.
I'm not really feeling
great right now.
As soon as I, like, sat down,
I started to notice my vision
was getting really
spotty in my right eye.
And it literally feels
like if somebody were
to just press on my forehead,
my entire brain
would just, like, explode.
Like, how my head
feels right now
is how that old lady felt
when Laganja was like,
"It's kind of
like your vag*na."
But I don't want to,
like, stop working.
Yeah.
Is it getting worse?
[dramatic music]
I feel bad for Sasha
because I'm not really
as useful as I, like,
normally would be.
- I'm gonna grab an aspirin.
- Get your life.
I'll be right back.
The headache is
really taking over her,
where she's not really
coming up with anything.
And this is
about teamwork, so...
[sighs] I don't know.
I'm nervous.
- Look who's here.
- Hi.
Hi.
It's time for me to meet
with the comedy coaches,
Michelle Visage and Ali Wong.
I love her so much.
It's a little intimidating.
Hi, Marcia.
I'm so excited to
see what you have.
I have a pretty solid chunk.
"Solid chunk,"
sounds like a fat stool.
[laughter]
All right, Marcia,
let's go for it.
Okay, so I'm opening the show.
Oh, sh*t, you're doing it alone,
- and you're opening the show?
- Mm-hmm.
The big advantage
is you don't have to worry
about someone else
doing the same bit.
- Exactly.
- Because if they do...
[snaps fingers]
I went first,
and they copied me.
- [laughter]
- I love it.
All right, Marcia, hit it.
We have to start
with Mother RuPaul.
RuPaul reminds me of Cinderella.
She's beautiful, she is blonde,
she always has a little raven
flying around her,
- fixing her outfits.
- [laughs] True.
And you can't forget...
She's sat beside
her two evil stepsisters.
Yes, yes.
Ross Matthews and
Carson Kressley unfortunately
could not be here tonight.
They were recently cast in
a remake of "The Parent Trap."
[upbeat music]
- Like they're the twins.
- Not so funny.
You can think of
something funnier there.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
Something that
doesn't make sense.
Maybe going with
something really serious,
like they're in rehearsal
for "Death of a Salesman."
S-s-s-sure.
They're in rehearsal
for "Magic Mike."
- That is very funny.
- I could see it.
And then do the logline.
Like, "Magic Mike,"
they've lost the magic.
The magic is gone.
- Magic is gone.
- That's the one.
Oh, my goodness.
Look at this.
Have you ever done comedy, Luxx?
Never, but people tell me
I'm funny all the time.
But looks aren't
everything, Luxx.
Loosey... Thank you very much.
That was my comedy.
I'll be here all week.
Loosey, have you
ever done stand-up?
- Yes, I do a lot of stand-up.
- Do you? Great.
- But I always do it solo.
- Thank you, Luxx.
- Are you ready to show us?
- Yeah, I think so.
I heard that you
have a sugar daddy?
[gasps] A sugar daddy.
Yeah, I actually do.
He's really nice.
I think he has a friend.
He really has a thing for
white girls with no rhythm.
For white girls with what?
- No rhythm.
- Oh, no rhythm. Okay.
I don't want to lose
any of these, like, great lines
you're saying.
So just make sure to, like,
take your time,
'cause that's
a great punch line.
Do you have no rhythm, Loosey?
No.
[laughter]
- We saw you earlier, girl.
- I think I have rhythm.
But do you really?
I won in LaLaPaRuza, so...
Oh, my God.
How are you making
money nowadays?
I mean, I don't mean
to embarrass you
in front of all
of your fan, but I...
- [laughter]
- Very funny.
Is that okay to say?
- No, it's fine.
- Okay.
If I got laugh, baby,
it's going to stay.
Oh, yeah, no, girl, of course.
I hear he really has a
thing for white girls
with no rhythm.
Again, I couldn't...
- I lost you on "rhythm."
- Okay.
Luxx needs to work
on slowing down.
This is a group challenge.
We either succeed together,
or we fail together.
We're basically going
to tell, like, hook-up stories
that go wrong
because of our drag personas.
Oh, that's unique.
Salina's playing coy.
She's a nasty bitch.
That's why I wanted to go
with this direction,
because it's real,
and, like, even if we slip up
on our notes,
it's a story we could tell
because it's really happened
to us.
Okay, good.
All right, well,
let's give it a go.
I was craving a little Mexican,
so I found me a
sickening papi, bitch.
I dimmed the lights,
and I played some seductive
music to set the tone.
Ooh, what's your favorite
song to go get freaky to?
"Geronimo" by RuPaul.
[laughter]
I think I'm funny,
and the coaches
are definitely laughing.
Bitch, it is time
for my winner era.
Girl, right,
like this one time, right,
I was at a Christmas party,
and I was dressed as
a pregnant Mrs. Claus
with a prosthetic belly
out to here.
And, baby, there was this fine
piece of trade eyeballing me
from across the room.
My phone was disconnected,
so I gave him my email.
I run home, and I log in,
and there's a...
And I say, meet me
in the communal laundry room downstairs.
And he's already in there
with his chonies down
on top of the washer machine
on the final cycle.
That's when I realized
he wants my South Pole.
So the idea is, like, I thought
I was going to bottom,
but he wants to be the bottom.
It's taking too long
to get to the punchline.
Okay.
So I crawled into bed
next to my boyfriend,
and I whispered, "Ho, ho, ho.
Merry Christmas."
As if I'm going to give it
to him, because he left me.
I'm a little nervous, because
I can ramble and I can talk,
and I'm trying to remember,
like, girl, you got this.
Like, calm down, bitch.
You're fine.
Because I'm over that
being-in-the-bottom
bullshit, okay?
I think there's so much fat
you can cut.
Just take, like, what are
the funniest parts
and you want to
get to them sooner.
Got ya.
You know what you're doing
because these are your stories.
You're just
embellishing on them.
So what you need to do tonight
is work on those timings.
I will stay up all night to
make sure that I'm in the top.
But if Salina flops,
I am going to jump ship.
Sorry, girl.
I hope you have your floatie.
I am going to make sure
that I am swimming
- out to the shore, honey.
- Good luck.
Both:
Thank you so much.
- Oh.
- Hi, kids.
Hi.
I am so excited.
I was like, when is an
Asian queen coming out?
We had two, but...
[laughter]
Luckily, I feel much better now.
I got some, like, meds and
pills in, so I'm good.
I mean, this is
"RuPaul's f*cking Drag Race,"
and I'm not laying down
for nothing.
So, Anetra, I heard
about your ocular migraines.
I can tell you that they're
nothing to worry about.
- Okay.
- So familiar with them.
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
over here.
- Thank you.
- I had no idea.
There's nothing I can't do.
Let's get going.
- Okay, great.
- Hear what you've got.
I'm going to start it off
by thanking Luxx and Loosey.
Do you know what the direction
you're going to go in is?
Like, I was thinking, like,
drag's answer to Penn & Teller,
which, you know, you want one
of them mute and the other one,
I don't know, something.
That's good.
You're onto something there.
And then it was going
to go into Anetra's bit.
When I sat down
to write, the pain
was so excruciating
that all I could think about
- was my headache.
- Okay.
So I kind of just ran with that.
Okay.
I'm dealing
with a migraine currently
bigger than Mistress and
Luxx's ego combined.
- Yes.
- It's an inside joke.
Are we going to get it?
Both: Right.
You never want to do an
inside joke that we won't get.
Okay.
My head is throbbing
harder than Salina
during Pride season.
- Does Salina... she...
- EsTitties.
- Scrapping it.
- Okay.
[softly] Oh, my God.
And then I have...
But lucky for my man,
my head is an absolute mess.
Why is your man lucky
if you can't give head?
Yeah.
Girl, it's not going well.
Trying to figure out
the headache jokes
is making my headache worse.
Should I scrap the headache?
- Maybe.
- When are you funniest?
When do you make people laugh
the most?
I don't know.
There are jokes in you, Anetra.
Sasha can help you.
You're a team.
You go down,
she probably goes down.
So it's important
to look out for one another
in this situation.
So keep at it
and see the bubbly side
and turn it out for us tomorrow.
I just want to pray that the
physical is overwhelming her
and she'll click in,
because I don't want us
to be on the bottom.
[whispering] I'm
worried about Anetra.
[whispering] Me too.
[upbeat music]
Wow.
Ahh...
It is elimination
day, and tonight we
are performing our comedy
sets in front of the judges
and a live audience.
[music continues]
- So how are we feeling?
- I feel good.
I definitely kind
of feel like I got, like,
a little bit of a rough start.
I'm feeling good today.
It's pretty clear
that none of the headache jokes
were landing, so after
the coaching session,
I did take
a different direction,
and I feel much better
about it today.
I'm excited to see that we
are applying the critique.
- Mm-hmm.
- Hoo...
After a pretty rough start,
I know that my sh*t
has to be tight.
And I'm just praying
that Anetra's head is
in the game literally.
[music continues]
So how are you guys feeling
after everything?
Really good.
Yeah, I'm feeling super excited.
Yeah, very confident.
So how are you and your
partner doing, Marcia?
Me and Marcia are
doing really well.
How are you
feeling working solo?
You know, part of it's
just a little scary
because I didn't have
anybody to, like, work off of
and I had to kind of come up
with everything myself.
Was that something
that, like, made you nervous?
I really tried to think of it
like, okay, this is a blessing.
This is an opportunity for me
to kind of shine on my own.
This is the first morning
I've woken up
with butterflies in there,
just because if I mess up,
it's, like, all on me.
I will admit, being alone
in a challenge like this,
don't let it, like,
throw you off.
Girl...
I feel like
if you get thrown off,
it's going to be, like,
even worse for you
because you don't have someone
else to pick up the slack.
- It's like...
- Oh, that's true, too.
It's only you.
Look at them psyching her out.
You think that's what happening?
Yes, ma'am.
[laughs]
Them hos is shady.
If that's what you
treat your friends like...
I don't want to know
about your enemies.
Would you say that
you get your humor
because of growing up chubby?
I know for me I grew up
really chubby,
and it's because
I'm not the pretty one,
you got to entertain the kids
with a little, you know, humor.
I've never really
let that affect me.
I always just say
what's on my mind.
You've been doing that, girl.
I think also
it's different, too,
when you're born and raised
with a whole bunch of Latinas,
- because, you know...
- They cut up.
Me and Mistress vibe.
We're both thick.
We're both Latina.
We have similar upbringings
and perspectives.
So I really relate to that.
You know, also, too,
with Latinas,
it's like, they also keep
a lot of stuff hidden.
That's, like, a big reason
I think why me and my family,
like, just didn't see
eye to eye.
My mom... me coming out gay,
being a drag queen,
her biggest thing was like,
what are people gonna think...
- You're ruining the dream.
- Yeah.
That's hard.
Was there, like,
something that prompted, like,
you know, like, the cutoff?
So. from 17 and up,
I was already on my own.
But I would always try to
give my mom little ways
to come back into my life.
I had broke my ankle one time
when I was performing
at a brunch show.
- You were bucking too hard?
- In drag.
My ankle, like, snapped,
like, full broke.
And I go to get up,
and it's like a movie.
Like, my leg is like spaghetti.
Call my mom when I'm
in the emergency room.
I'm like, hey, I broke my ankle.
I need you to come, like, help
get my medical things situated
and, like, go get my stuff.
So she shows up and she goes,
ugh, what the f*ck
are you wearing?
Because I'm still in drag.
So keep in mind I'm
in so much pain now.
So I literally told her, girl,
please leave me alone
and forget I even ever
reached out to you.
And, like, after that day,
I have not talked to my mom
in, like, years.
I wouldn't either.
I think when I was
younger and as I grew up,
I kind of always pictured
that when I became an adult
that we would work it out.
But I think that
some of the things
my mom has said and done
are just unforgivable.
So I don't think
that I would ever have
a relationship with her.
And I think, like, after that
day, it just helped me realize
that I can't keep putting
myself out there
to expect something
from someone who doesn't see me
as a normal human being.
But it was just such
a learning experience,
and, like, weirdly enough,
one of, like, the best things
to ever happen to me.
Breaking my ankle
really showed me
so much about
who I could depend on,
who really matters in my life.
And now I have a bionic ankle.
Nothing is going to
break or shatter her.
I feel unstoppable
at this point.
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
[music continues]
[singing] Cover girl
Put the bass in your walk
Head to toe,
let your whole body talk
Yes.
And what?
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
My favorite straight man,
Michelle Visage.
Well, you know
what they say, Ru...
You are what you eat.
[laughter]
The electric Ts Madison.
Hey, Ru, I got a joke for you.
- What does a nosy pepper do?
- I don't know.
What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business.
[laughter]
And the hilarious Ali Wong.
You look gorgeous.
I can't believe
you've had two kids.
Well, Ru, I have to
take care of myself.
I'm single now,
and this p*ssy ain't gonna
eat itself.
[laughter]
This week we
challenged our queens
to make us cr*ck a smile
at the Bubly Comedy Festival.
And tonight on the runway,
category is Rip Her To Shreds.
Racers, start your engines, and
may the best drag queen win.
[applause]
From the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"
it's the Bubly Comedy Festival.
Please give a warm welcome
to Marcia Marcia Marcia.
[cheers and applause]
Oh, my gosh.
Look at these faces.
My name is Marcia Marcia Marcia.
I'm sort of a newer drag queen.
So being here has felt
a lot like puberty to me.
You know, my body is changing.
I'm, like, discovering
a lot of insecurities
that I didn't know that I had.
But guess what.
I'm finally a B cup. Ah!
But, yes, another journey
that I've really been going on
since I've been here
is with my makeup.
When I got here, we'll say
I wasn't necessarily
doing "drag," per se.
I was more enhancing
my natural beauty, yeah.
And everybody at home kept
telling me how pretty I was,
which begs the question,
where were you when you
realized your entire hometown
was lying to you?
Yeah, I was on television.
[laughs]
Yeah, yeah.
[quirky music]
A round of applause
for the judges.
This table of icons.
[cheers and applause]
You may notice
that Ross and Carson
are not up there tonight.
Unfortunately,
they could not be here.
They are filming "Die Hard 20"
down the street.
Yeah, not exactly what I meant
when I wanted more diversity
in Hollywood,
but you take what you can get.
On the judges' panel,
we have Ursula the Sea Witch, everybody.
Give it up for Ts Madison.
Your critiques have got some
of these girls really nervous.
Oh.
And when I say "these girls,"
I do mean myself.
I am very nervous around you.
And with that,
I think that's my time.
Y'all have been
an incredible audience...
So welcoming.
And it is part of my job
as the show opener
to introduce
our next pair of girls.
These two are some
of my closest friends
in the competition.
So I can tell you from
a really sincere place
that they're both
rotted garbage people.
Yeah.
Luxx Noir London
and Loosey LaDuca.
Thank you all so much.
[cheers and applause]
Oh, hello.
Now, first of all, give it up
for Marcia Marcia Marcia.
Yes, oh, my God.
Wasn't that such a funny joke?
Her comedy wasn't half bad
either, am I right?
You know, Loosey, I'm sure
nobody's ever told you this,
but you have really nice teeth.
Thank you.
How do you keep them so white?
- I whiten them.
- Oh, my God.
I didn't think you
could get any whiter.
Oh, wow.
Okay, here's how.
This is what you do.
You take the white strips, okay?
Now, those pesky directions
will tell you 30 minutes.
Forget it.
Put them on.
Baby, you go to bed.
[gasps] - Oh, yeah.
Yeah, eight hours later,
you're going to wake up,
and your teeth are
going to be white.
They'll be on your pillow,
but they will be white.
How white do they get?
Oh, girl, they get so white,
they put mayonnaise
on everything.
Oh, honey, I bet they
get so white, they say,
can I speak
to the manager, please?
Girl, they get so white,
they find my comedy funny.
I know that's white.
It's good.
I can say when it's good.
[laughter]
I don't like saying it,
but I can say it.
Now, Luxxy, I don't mean
to embarrass you
in front of all
of your fan, but...
I heard a nasty rumor that
you might have a sugar daddy.
A sugar daddy?
[gasps]
Actually, I do.
He's so sweet,
and I hear he has a friend.
Wink, wink.
Oh, sweetheart, listen,
if I wanted a sugar daddy,
I could probably get his
number from you, right?
Oh, yeah, girl, no, of
course, of course, of course.
All right, listen, we
got to get out of here, okay?
I am late for my lobotomy.
Our next duo consists of
a legend, an icon, a star,
a former Miss Continental,
and a trailblazer
in our community.
And the other one is Anetra.
[cheers and applause]
We are the two stoned queens.
- You know what I mean?
- Mm-hmm.
We're living
the California dream.
We're living
the California sober dream,
you know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm feeling
like Demi Lovato up in here.
- Love it. Love it.
- My name is Anetra.
I'm from Sin City, Las Vegas.
[cheers and applause]
So that means that I have
a venereal disease
and I can show you a great time.
And now some canned bits.
You know, sex is a misdemeanor.
- Oh, really?
- Oh, yeah.
The more you miss,
the meaner you get.
Both: Oh.
You know what else they say?
They say sex is a lot
like playing bridge.
What do you mean?
Well, if you don't
have a good partner,
you better have a good hand.
Ow!
You know what I love
more than canned bits is...
- You know what I love?
- I think I know.
- I think you know.
- I think I do.
Yeah, I think you know.
We love some...
both: Laganja.
Oh, yes, mama, let's
get sickening,
okurrrrr?
They're not getting
a lot of laughs.
There's some dead air in there.
Stoned queens... we just get
such a bad rap, you know?
Yeah, it's like we're lazy,
we're forgettable,
- we get the munchies.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- We're forgetful.
- Wait.
We're... You already did that.
Oh, right, right, right.
[clears throat] Anyway...
Wait. What were we
talking about, again?
Well...
[dramatic music]
I'm feeling a little bad
for them at this point.
God, this bit is lasting
longer than Yvie Oddly's d*ck.
Yeah, I went there.
It's like a bell.
Can't unring it, all right?
Let's just go for it.
All right.
What we really
want to talk about
is Michelle's huge balls.
Ew.
Michelle Visage's
balls are so big,
she lovingly refers to
them as Latrice and Eureka.
But unlike Latrice and Eureka,
Michelle's balls have lasted
an entire season
of "Drag Race."
- Damn.
- Our time for you is over.
Welcome to the stage
our next two divas,
Salina EsTitties and STD's
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
- Thank you, good night.
- Whoo!
- [cheers and applause]
- Thank you, Sasha and Anetra.
Who knew getting high can
bring such a new low, girl?
These people are so beautiful.
Look at all the sexy men
in the audience.
Ooh, you're right.
Ru does look good
tonight, doesn't he?
Mistress, as a
juicy, thick Latina,
it's hard to get
a man sometimes.
They can't handle all this.
One time I was at
a Christmas party,
and I was dressed as
a pregnant Mrs. Claus.
- As a who?
- Yeah.
I had this prosthetic belly.
It was out to, like, here.
Oh, bitch.
And there was this fine
piece of trade across the way.
He was hairy and veiny,
and he was, like, 6'5".
He came over to me, right?
He said, 'sup.
I want to feel that
baby from the inside.
[screams]
Girl, so I sent him
my address, right?
I run home,
I throw my shoes off,
- I take my hip pads off, right?
- You keep the belly on, bitch?
Duh, you can't
get pregnant twice.
So I text trade.
I said, meet me in the communal
laundry room downstairs, okay?
I put on my chanclas,
I run over, I open the door.
[gasps] Trade is bent over the
dryer on its final spin cycle.
No, ma'am!
His figgy pudding
just shaking in midair.
Remember, he was 6'5", girl.
I'm trying to get in.
- Reach, reach, girl, reach.
- I can't reach.
So I whisper in his ear, right?
I'll be right back, papi.
I run upstairs,
I grab my highest pair
of platform stiletto heels,
put them on,
I kick open the door.
[imitates door opening]
He's vanished.
It was just me and
my unborn child
and a hot, steamy
load of laundry.
Girl, that's why I don't
even entertain trade in drag.
I was craving a little Mexican,
so I hopped on the hook-up apps
to go shopping...
You know, the yellow Facebook.
And I found this
sickening papi, girl.
He was hairy, veiny, and 6'5".
He sounds perfect.
Girl, he was.
So I start doing
my normal routine
before a trade comes over.
I dim the lights, I put
on some seductive music.
I like something
sexy and sensual.
I just knew papi was going
to make me go...
[screaming wildly]
Ooh, I was ready
to get me a piece.
Okay, girl, get to the point.
There's a lot
of unnecessary detail
that isn't really funny.
I heard a knock at
my door, so I run.
And as soon as I open the door,
he looked even better
than his picture.
So I took him to the bedroom.
And, baby, you know
I got to work.
And then all of a sudden,
he goes, "Aah! What is that?"
Girl, I flip on the switch.
Tell me why there's a big-ass
rhinestone on this man's...
Pinga?
Bitch, you already know.
So I take that stone from
his disco stick so fast.
Wait, so what happened?
Girl, before I could even
get back to the session,
he was gone.
What?
What about the rhinestone?
Oh, girl, it's right here.
What is that?
Ooh, hold on.
Both:
Ignacio.
Good night, you guys.
Thank you so much.
You've been a lovely audience.
[cheers and applause]
[singing] The world
is your runway
Category is Rip Her To Shreds.
Up first, Marcia Marcia Marcia.
What, did Jan win or something?
Honey, I am limping
down this runway, girl.
I'm a pageant queen, and I won,
and all the girls didn't
think that I deserved it.
So they tore apart my dress.
And, of course, I'm crying,
'cause this is supposed
to be my moment.
If I can be beautiful
and in pain
and funny at the same time,
that's drag, mama.
You know, these pageants
can be so cutthroat.
Loosey LaDuca...
Viola Swamp really
got a makeover.
I'm giving you
Nosferatu realness, girl.
I am serving
a Victorian vampire queen.
She's been alive hundreds
and hundreds of years,
and all of her clothing has
been dragging through the mud,
and everything is just torn
and spooky-ooky-kooky.
I look dead.
Interview with a glampire.
I got to tell you, the
dry cleaners in Transylvania
are the worst.
Luxx Noir London...
I can see her wee-wee pole.
Yes.
This look was inspired
by RuPaul herself.
She wore this look in the 1980s.
She was in a punk rock
band called Wee Wee Pole.
It's just like this shiny
kind of Liberace, Mad Max type
of feel.
This hair is the largest hair
that I have ever worn
in my entire life.
Like, it's just giving.
This is true supermodel
vibes right now.
This look is giving me déjà Ru.
Yes.
[laughs]
Sasha Colby...
She's got great jeans.
From the House of Rip Torn.
Nothing gets between
me and my Calvins...
except all that ass.
This gown is a denim dream
shredded to bits.
It's giving you early-2000s VMA.
I feel like a "TRL"
moment, honey.
I feel like that
"Total Request Live."
I shred what I shred.
Anetra...
If you stay shreddy, you
ain't got to get shreddy.
I am giving you
this shredded catsuit.
My concept is a lotus
shredding through the mud
and coming out to blossom
on top of the lake.
I'm giving you hot pink underneath
to represent the lotus,
and I'm giving you green
to represent the water
and the murkiness of it.
Lotus flowers can only
blossom when they're
in muddy or dirty waters.
You kind of have to, like,
go through something
to come out on top and shine.
Ripped for her pleasure.
Salina EsTitties...
This week my runway
is the story of a woman
escaping for a better life.
My mom told me
how she got to America.
She was 17, running,
crossing the border.
No one knows how hard it is
and what that takes,
trying to get here.
Baby, I got my big Latina hair,
I got my cobija
that's shredded, honey.
My runway is dedicated
to every Latina mother
who wanted more
for their family.
Mistress Isabelle Brooks...
She is booked,
burnt, and blessed.
I didn't burn, I crystallized.
It's Madonna's
"Material Girl" meets
Mugler meets Moschino with
just a hint of Texas drag.
I look so fierce.
I feel so fashionable.
And the judges are eating it up.
Y'all see the shape, honey.
Boop, boop.
Sickening.
Honey, her p*ssy is on broil.
[laughter]
She's got one in the pink
and two in her butthole.
[laughter]
Welcome, queens.
It's time for the
judges' critiques,
starting with
Marcia Marcia Marcia.
So, Marcia, you had
to start the show.
It's a tough gig to do.
You landed some laughs,
but most of it kind of just
started to fall flat.
I think it just wasn't
really funny enough.
But you clearly have such
a great stage presence.
You just forgot
to do that logline
for the movie to explain
why you picked "Die Hard 20."
Like, if they could
have been like,
Carson and Ross are
starring in "Top g*n 3,"
just the volleyball scene.
Tonight on the runway...
Though, I love this look,
Loosey did it not too long ago.
So, if I were you, I would
have been a crafty queen
and thought
of something else to do.
When there are seven girls
left, it has to be more.
More, more, more.
Up next, Loosey LaDuca.
What I like about
this look is that this
is very different for you.
It's creepy and Bram Stoker-y.
It's just so good.
In the comedy challenge,
you clearly have
such a strong stage presence.
And that was clear
from the jump.
And so we had a lot
of high expectations,
and you really rose
to the challenge.
- It was really great.
- Thank you.
Girl, those white jokes
were so funny to me, honey.
I almost fell out of my skin.
You did a really
good job tonight.
All right, up next,
Luxx Noir London.
- You are so funny.
- Thank you.
And we had talked yesterday
about... because I couldn't hear
some of the words
you were saying,
and I could hear
every word you said.
You were wonderful together.
I thought your timing was good.
I thought you were listening
to what Loosey was saying.
You really did
a wonderful job, Luxx.
You came here to win
this competition, didn't you?
- Absolutely.
- Oh, yes.
I love this look.
I love the way it's a homage
to the mother.
You get it.
Let me just talk
about this look.
[voice breaking] I'm going
to try to talk about it
without crying, okay?
Because I wore
this look in 1986,
and it just brings back
so many great memories for me,
because I was this freak
running around New York City.
And if you would've asked me
if I'd be sitting in this seat
hosting a television
show back then,
you know what my answer
would have been?
- Yes?
- Yes.
[laughter]
So it all comes full circle.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
[normal voice] Up
next, Sasha Colby.
When you bent that
corner, I said, baby,
she tore that sh*t up.
This is why in the
comedy challenge
I was like, girl, nah.
You trying to rely on
this stoner stuff, honey.
Yeah.
There was a lot of lulls.
The pacing needed to stay up.
It's really hard to make
new Michelle Visage balls
and d*ck jokes, and
you made fresh ones
that were really good.
But that was probably, like,
the peak of the performance.
I just wanted more of that,
and you have it in you.
You're a very
naturally funny queen.
You're Sasha Colby, girl.
I want more from you.
Anetra.
I just think for you,
there were moments
like I felt you were lost
or scared,
and I felt like Sasha
was doing the heavy lifting.
So I wanted more confidence,
which is weird,
because when
you come out here in drag,
you're powerful.
Michelle's absolutely right.
The confidence you
have on the runway,
and you have so much
confidence on this runway,
is yours for the taking
throughout your life.
But I am really
enjoying this look, honey.
It gives me body,
and I'm a body girl.
And I like the way you...
Yes, do that again.
Ooh, let me see that.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
[laughter]
Up next, Salina EsTitties.
Let's talk about the challenge.
I want to give you
credit because you got
to the storyline quicker.
I thought it was funny.
I thought the execution
was good.
I think you look
absolutely beautiful,
and I love the story
that you're telling.
I think I might have been even
more excited about this look
had it just been a dress
made from that blanket
and you had really
made it couture.
I think that would
have been something
that we've truly never
seen on this runway before.
All right.
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
This look tonight... stunning.
It's burnt-up Marilyn Monroe.
It's just fun.
It's drag.
I love the way that you,
as a big girl, come out,
and you serve the girls,
honey, letting people know,
honey, that we thick girls are
gorgeously burnt up, too, okay?
- Yes, ma'am.
- You also came a long way.
When we were doing
the rehearsal,
you were not interacting
with Salina that much.
But on the day, you
guys were really
bouncing off of each other.
I felt like you were
two preachers delivering
the unholiest of sermons.
[laughter]
Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck
in the workroom,
the judges and I
will deliberate.
All right, now, just
between us girlfriends,
what do you think?
Let's start with
Marcia Marcia Marcia.
Going first is not
always a bad spot.
Remember when Bosco opened up
the show and she bodied it?
So it can really
be an advantage.
And she did fine, but for this
competition at this point,
you have to do great.
The thing is, she's very
green when it comes to drag.
And a lot of what she
learned in theater school
needs to be dragged up.
All right, let's move
on to Loosey LaDuca.
In the challenge, she
was kind of holding court,
because she's the one
with the most experience
in this between her and Luxx.
And I felt very,
very comfortable
and confident with her.
I think they could have
been tighter as a whole.
- Tighter as a whole.
- Thank you.
But she was very strong
tonight in general.
I was proud of her.
Luxx Noir London.
Every time I see her,
she always wows me.
I thought she was
the most improved out
of the bunch from yesterday.
And on the runway,
that look was just smart.
Not because it's kissing
up to you, which, hey,
I'm always here for.
[laughter]
But also the reimagining
of this look was so well done.
- A very smart move, you know?
- Yes.
Let's talk about Sasha Colby.
Somehow the only
joke I can remember
is Michelle's balls being
named Eureka and Latrice.
- [laughter]
- That was the strongest one.
Which is a good sign,
because that joke was great.
But then it's kind
of a bad sign,
because I don't really
remember the rest of the set.
Honey, she tears those
looks up every time.
But can you always
rely on your looks?
I don't know.
Anetra.
Every time she hits the
runway, she kills it out here.
She's got the best walk
- in this entire competition.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
In the challenge, though, she
got so lost in the situation
that I don't remember any
funny part of her skit.
The pot-reference
thing really threw us
into a different direction.
- It also never went anywhere.
- And it never went anywhere.
- Yeah.
- It didn't deliver anything.
All right, let's
talk about Salina.
I thought she
improved a great deal.
When Michelle and I watched
the rehearsal,
we sat through, like, two
presidential administrations.
- [laughter]
- 100%. 100%.
But she really cut out a lot
and got to the juicy meat
of the story sooner.
I could not stand the dress
that she was wearing
underneath that jacket.
She looked like she was
wrapped up in bandages.
Let's move on to her
scene partner, Mistress.
I thought they worked
very well together.
I thought they lifted
one another up.
But the story took
a little bit too long for me.
And you can see her
setting it up
to get to the punchline
at the end.
You know, the real
meat of that story
is that she just starts
giving head to a dude
and one of her
rhinestones is on the tip.
So she could have started the
story right then and there.
But she still clearly
is a funny queen.
She's just not quite there yet.
All right.
[claps hands] Silence.
I have made my decision.
Bring back my girls.
Welcome back, ladies.
I've made some decisions.
[dramatic music]
Salina EsTitties
and Mistress Isabelle Brooks,
your hook-up stories
tickled our funny bones.
[music continues]
You are safe.
You may step to the
back of the stage.
- Thank you so much.
- Gracias.
[light laughter]
Loosey LaDuca and
Luxx Noir London,
tonight you had the white stuff.
[music continues]
Condragulations, you
are both the winners
of this week's challenge.
[both shout happily]
You've each won a cash prize
of $5,000
courtesy
of Bubly Sparkling Water.
- [both squeal]
- Money.
Thank you so much.
[squeals]
I am so excited,
because we honestly worked
really well together,
and we both deserve.
[music continues]
Marcia Marcia Marcia,
we needed more, more, more.
Sasha Colby, to be blunt,
your stoner comedy
was a little half-baked.
Anetra, you shredded the runway,
but your comedy had
some holes in it.
[music continues]
Sasha Colby...
you are safe.
[music continues]
Thank you so much.
[music continues]
Marcia, Anetra,
I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.
This is the first time
I am in the bottom two.
Like, my heart
is b*ating so fast.
I'm just, like, trying
to keep myself calm.
I know that Anetra is one
of the best performers
in this competition,
and I know that Anetra
is going to turn it out.
So I'm going to try
and turn it out just as hard.
Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me
and save yourself
from elimination.
[music continues]
The time has come
for you to lip-synch...
for... your... life.
[music continues]
Get ready, Marcia.
I'm about to show you
who's boss, bitch.
Good luck,
and don't f*ck it up.
[singing] Mm, I ain't tryna
I ain't tryna
- I ain't tryna
- Come on, bitch.
Yeah, ain't tryna
to be cool like you
Wobbling around
in your high-heeled shoes
I'm clumsy
Made friends with the floor
Two for one, you know
a bitch buy four
And two left feet, you
know I always drop
First thing a girl did was a bop
I'm the whole damn cake
and the cherry on top
Shook up the bottom,
made a good girl pop
You ain't even here to party
Ken in the club
tryna pipe a Barbie
I don't wanna go,
go, go with the flow
Backbend till I touch my toes
I don't wanna row,
row, row the boat
Wrist full of rocks,
and I hope I float
[all screaming]
Free Willy!
[imitates whoosh]
[singing] I chew, chew, chew
'cause they hope I choke
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
Said, bitch, I'm the after,
you been the before
I been the stallion,
you been the seahorse
Don't need a report,
don't need a press run
All of my bad pics
been all my best ones
I wear the hat,
and I wear the pants
I am advanced, so I get
advanced, and I do my dance
And cancel the plans
Said, boo, don't be mad
'cause you had a chance
Drop, said, I took it,
and I ran for it
I won it, then I stand on it
Money on the floor
when we dance on it
Shine bright, finna
put a tan on it
Said I ain't took it
I won it, then I stand on it
Money on the floor
when we dance on it
Shine bright, finna
put a tan on it
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
[trilling tongue]
[screams]
[laughter]
Come on, Anetra!
[indistinct shouting]
[singing] I'm a bitch and
a boss, I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
[cheers and applause]
[laughter]
Yes, ma'am.
Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
Anetra...
shantay, you stay.
- You may join the other girls.
- [smooches] Thank you.
[music continues]
Marcia Marcia Marcia, we've
got much more than a hunch
that you are going to be
a big, big star.
Now, sashay away.
Thank you for helping
me evolve who I was.
Thank you so much to
all of you, really.
I love you, Marcia.
Forget the nose.
Ow...
my heart.
All: Aw.
[music continues]
I'm honestly not super bummed.
I feel really proud of
what I've done here.
Having just lip-synched
against Anetra
and to have actually kind
of put up a solid fight,
I feel really good.
I pushed my makeup skills.
Oh, wait.
[gasps] Grammar.
Most importantly,
Ariana Grande knows
who I am now.
So, I mean, that's
worth $200,000 to me.
[music continues]
Condragulations, queens.
And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell
are you going to
love somebody else?
Can I get an "amen" in here?
All: Amen.
All right.
Now let the music play.
[singing] A little bit of
love goes a long, long way
Lifting you up to a brighter day
Can you feel the love?
Next time
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...
You'll be starring
in "Wigloose."
[singing] Everybody's
going wigloose
There's a queen that
wants to come through
Ooh, everybody's going wigloose
You didn't miss a b*at.
Cracking me up the whole time.
I hope you have fun,
because I feel
like you're a workaholic.
I'm not even cutting up.
I just feel like you're
not being real, Loosey.
You think I'm not
being real right now?
There goes Loosey lying.
[dramatic music]
[singing] A little bit of
love goes a long, long way
Lifting you up to a brighter day
A little bit of love
goes a long, long way
Turn it around when you
up and say
Everybody say love, love, love
Love, oh, love, love
Love, love, love, oh, love, love
Love, can you feel the love?
15x11 - Two Queens, One Joke
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RuPaul plays the role of host, mentor, and head judge for this series, as contestants are given different challenges each week.
RuPaul plays the role of host, mentor, and head judge for this series, as contestants are given different challenges each week.