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I'm
a
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approaches this Seas scratching it's
such a pity they come my hatching from
up C it's a regular oven out here duh
that's why they call a desert Einstein
why I order y ma P I think I see some up
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ahead Santo bito so clean so pure not
for long
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meses happy birthday you're the happy
birthday what stage are you now what
stage are you now adult adult adult then
have a happy birthday have a Happ happy
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birthday children bogs thank you gracias
from the bottom of my thorax for this
wonderful wonderful day you deserve it
part
oops that was was magnif uh my magnifice
man uh pretty good cake 104
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clown but I'm thinking it's high time we
get it home for the night I am bushed
yeah me too let's
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go hey adios you know listen we got to
do like pollen or something next week
okay nice you know meeting you wait wait
Chile
I just had the best idea since we're all
together again I thought we could play a
game of football like the old days see
it will be very exciting we can use my
boots for the goal and we can play out
in the street and we can oh papa it
sounds like fun but look at the time we
love to Papa but the children need to
get to bed they have school first thing
in the morning of
course no no no no you you you must go
we would we will play against some other
day here here here let let me that's
okay Papa we've got it here daughter I I
will gracias Papa but I can do it okay
Mama Pap happy
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birthday
bye happy birthday
Papa mios safe
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trip I pakito what is it what's wrong
nothing nothing at all ready to clean up
Pac deanes you cannot fool me and I
always like the truth better
huh okay meore you are right something
is wrong see well I think I just
realized something for the first time
today see our children are growing up
strong and independent I know they love
us and we help them with the pup sitting
and all but they no longer need me like
they used to oh B oh G me oh please
enough with the mushy Love talk already
I hate that
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[Applause]
stuff yo check this out L they cook
stuff here wow and give bugs places to
sit too pretty classy joint that though
but there's no food to eat off the
ground uh uh uh uh pardon me
H but uh may we help you
no look at this a stage ooh rock and
roll 2 and 1/4 in by 1 and 3/4 okay got
it excuse me
why uh pardon me but if you are going to
stay in my Cina well then you need to
show some manners huh oh don't worry
lady we ain't staying and we never had
no manners
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neither but who are
you the roach muers I'm Lou there's e
and that's our daughter
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Joey
Joey ain't that a a boy's
name it's short for Georgina wise God
oh that's a fan name for a girl a pretty
name with
personality oh yeah we were just saying
what a beautiful name Joy was for Philly
weren't we clown well
[Applause]
okay listen if you want something to eat
or a room to rent we would be happy to
help you just stop that look da it ain't
like that see my cousin Murray came
through here last year okay and he told
us that these two sickening lovey-dovey
bugs we're getting rich from this cute
little restaurant okay well my Cina is
not for sale is it Baco no it is
[Laughter]
not oh we ain't interested in this
precious little thing now we got got
bigger plans we already bought the joint
across the street yep we're going to
open up our own casin Big City Style
what this town isn't big enough for
toas face it Jack where you new
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neighbors perfect
hey you welcome to the pest hole I take
your jackets these are not the kind of
bugs Miguel and I want living next door
let me tell
you I mean we are going to raise a
family someday if Miguel ever gets out
of this
cocoon oh this is is catastrophic they
just keep coming and
coming well that's only the half of it I
mean who pick those colors oh the horror
the clashing the crime of it all Amilia
I think it is time that you led us into
victory yeah you know let's yeah we'll
show
them but uh you better go first though
okay very well bugs forward
bug I got I
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B hello any B
home how can they see it's so
[Applause]
dark it's only the love
bugs oh what are you some kind of
comedian or something don't do that see
we cockro just hate it when that happens
uh sorry but we were just wondering what
happened to our friends oh your friends
might I suggest you check in the back
that's where you'll find the prize
wheel hey baby want to sit next to
me yo Mac play a fair game like
G Santa Pachanga come on baby spin for
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Mama
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again here you go Deary this must be
your lucky
day oh and let me tell you this is good
material
too
oh Carmen
Paco hey like you two have got to scope
out this game hey did this I wanton this
clump of hair man free for nothing not a
zil he can you believe it and I you know
won all these magazines we're all
winning all you do is spin it and
whatever it says that's what you get so
I'm going to
Hawaii all right so what's the catch
well there are a few um inconvenience
categories up there oh but your chances
of hitting them are almost next to
nothing you should give it a try lady
you too mister Caron pacco you should
see all the kinds of fast food they got
here it's a fullblown sporking forking
it oh well it's a lot yep they got all
our favorites they got those brown
crunchy Tama Jigs and them green squishy
lumps and even yellowish runny
stuff but of course they do you see one
of the reasons why cockroaches survive
all over the world is because they can
and will um eat just about anything yes
yes it's true also they spread Disease
by running through the sewer then onto
your food and and oh oh my excuse me
stop that sir hey let go yes sir rebob
this place has got it
all like they says in Old me it's
fantasma yeah as uh easy uh I'm sorry I
can't say it I'm still working on my
Spanish accident oh all these great
things why this place is the best thing
that's happened to Santa bagito since
your Cina
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Carmen I didn't mean it was better or
even as good I I was just trying to make
a point no no Baku and I are happy that
you're all having such a good time no no
that that is right we just wanted to
make sure that you were all
okay well you know the prizes aren't
that you
great okay whatever so who's next we
still got plenty of prizes
[Applause]
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left friends
I tell you pako something bad is going
to happen huh I do not trust those big
city bugs with their big city
waist we have to do something maybe not
Carmen maybe it is just one more sign
that the world does not need us like
they used to what bugs these days they
don't care about our nutritious meals no
no no they want their Thrills and their
fast greasy food now Paco you must be
sick no there is nothing we can do about
progress
m i will be downhill if you need
me Santa
Mariposa what has happened to my
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Paco okay baby I'm ready to play some
more huh uh where is everybody where's
Miguel oh there all went upstairs for
some food but uh you can play a few
rounds on the wheel without them if you
like Oh I thought you would never ask
okay will do your
stop what's 13 what is it what do I get
what does it mean let's see category 13
13 what what oh I'm sorry Dy but
category number 13 says here that you
got to work for rest in the pest hole
for a week oh is that how it is is it I
get it now well let me tell you
something girlfriend there is no way
Miguel and I going to fall for your
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little category 13 c yeah us two even
Miguel man
welcome to the club Rosa you know the
we're all suckers Club
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thanks got filled with
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garage back got filled with
trash we borrow all your cool stuff
we never give it
back we're loud and rude and
smelly we party all night
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long we each the B
Bell comea on your
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law obnoxious neighbors with weird
behavior and unknown papers face it
where're your neighbors
we're your
neighbors cha
chaa don't you wish that we would
move and not be also
clever but listen up you neighbor
bug we're stay in here
forever obnoxious neighbors with weird
behaviors and unknown Vapors RAC it
we're your neighbors
we're your
neighbors
chaaa okay we got to make this quick
before they find out we're gone all
right I hereby call this emergency town
meeting to order well as you all know we
have roaches oh just sneaky ones too
luring Us in with the prize wheel then
bam now we're all stuck there working
for weeks hey like we were trick shafted
those roaches have got to you know go
here here I second that me too I'll suck
on that no no no I Clen you do not say I
will suck on that you say I will second
that see even Carmen agreementat with me
me bitos we all agree that cucarachas
must go but the question is
how H good you know question that's a
tough one
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slack yikes it's them hurry every B back
to
Workman P you have to think of something
please you're our only
help sorry sir ma'am yeah don't let it
happen again hey don't you ask me
wasting my employes time no more or we
might have to send over joy to do some
interior redecorating
interior freed
decorating I don't get it
Ma H still feel like uh you're not
needed pako still want to step aside
still feel sad no me I think maybe I was
being silly before I think maybe my
children do not need me like they used
to but now my friends do I think maybe
it is time to kick some
bug Paco is
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back fter your
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bums oh hey whm I ordered the yellow
mold this is brown oh please that is
more of a cafe Noir or or an Autumn or
maybe maybe tonny or or toast even but
definitely not brown all right now what
did you order again
well Vince get eaten in the lead with
Knuckles Butch gaining fast that's right
Jean though eaten looks seriously
motivated to keep that first place
position that's got to hurt Vince oh you
said it Jean but look how much farther
that puts eat in the head
wow now Vince here's a surprise last
minute entry Carmen and pako DEA ANZ
apparently here to save the day Jean
that's right Vince hey everybody those
are the troublemakers we was telling you
about let's get
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them ready M ready
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[Applause]
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pakito oh my love I cannot imagine life
without
you nor can I me
meon you are my breath my life my reason
to be M love you are my pumpin make them
stop my muffin my weedles
S no give me a break stop stop come on
Lou are we going to take that no we got
a few words are own Echo i' just love to
chew on the steaming mold that grows on
my leg hairs Hi Fi and I love to lick
those lumpy things that collect on my
sweaty feet oh yeah well sweee pie honey
bug py boy poo
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bunny sugar ant on some dandruff stink
face only if it's old wara you know what
my Pooky what my cupcake I feel a love
song coming
on well mission accomplished good job Mr
deanes and you as well Mrs
deanes I am glad they ran when they did
I was starting to get sick like me too
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no
stop thank
you thanks that was you know close they
Ralph us bgs have to stick
together see we need each
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other
la la la
see you later t na na
alligator Sho troublemakers go go run
away you liar you fakers the
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highway see you
later elator
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just a little speck on the map it's a
cozy place not a sticky fly trap it's
the
nicest place could ever be found
Santo kind of
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01x13 - Buenos Roaches
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The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.
The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.