01x13 - Buenos Roaches

[bunniefuu]

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I'm

a

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approaches this Seas scratching it's

such a pity they come my hatching from

up C it's a regular oven out here duh

that's why they call a desert Einstein

why I order y ma P I think I see some up

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ahead Santo bito so clean so pure not

for long

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meses happy birthday you're the happy

birthday what stage are you now what

stage are you now adult adult adult then

have a happy birthday have a Happ happy

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birthday children bogs thank you gracias

from the bottom of my thorax for this

wonderful wonderful day you deserve it

part

oops that was was magnif uh my magnifice

man uh pretty good cake 104

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clown but I'm thinking it's high time we

get it home for the night I am bushed

yeah me too let's

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go hey adios you know listen we got to

do like pollen or something next week

okay nice you know meeting you wait wait

Chile

I just had the best idea since we're all

together again I thought we could play a

game of football like the old days see

it will be very exciting we can use my

boots for the goal and we can play out

in the street and we can oh papa it

sounds like fun but look at the time we

love to Papa but the children need to

get to bed they have school first thing

in the morning of

course no no no no you you you must go

we would we will play against some other

day here here here let let me that's

okay Papa we've got it here daughter I I

will gracias Papa but I can do it okay

Mama Pap happy

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birthday

bye happy birthday

Papa mios safe

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trip I pakito what is it what's wrong

nothing nothing at all ready to clean up

Pac deanes you cannot fool me and I

always like the truth better

huh okay meore you are right something

is wrong see well I think I just

realized something for the first time

today see our children are growing up

strong and independent I know they love

us and we help them with the pup sitting

and all but they no longer need me like

they used to oh B oh G me oh please

enough with the mushy Love talk already

I hate that

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stuff yo check this out L they cook

stuff here wow and give bugs places to

sit too pretty classy joint that though

but there's no food to eat off the

ground uh uh uh uh pardon me

H but uh may we help you

no look at this a stage ooh rock and

roll 2 and 1/4 in by 1 and 3/4 okay got

it excuse me

why uh pardon me but if you are going to

stay in my Cina well then you need to

show some manners huh oh don't worry

lady we ain't staying and we never had

no manners

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neither but who are

you the roach muers I'm Lou there's e

and that's our daughter

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Joey

Joey ain't that a a boy's

name it's short for Georgina wise God

oh that's a fan name for a girl a pretty

name with

personality oh yeah we were just saying

what a beautiful name Joy was for Philly

weren't we clown well

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okay listen if you want something to eat

or a room to rent we would be happy to

help you just stop that look da it ain't

like that see my cousin Murray came

through here last year okay and he told

us that these two sickening lovey-dovey

bugs we're getting rich from this cute

little restaurant okay well my Cina is

not for sale is it Baco no it is

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not oh we ain't interested in this

precious little thing now we got got

bigger plans we already bought the joint

across the street yep we're going to

open up our own casin Big City Style

what this town isn't big enough for

toas face it Jack where you new

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neighbors perfect

hey you welcome to the pest hole I take

your jackets these are not the kind of

bugs Miguel and I want living next door

let me tell

you I mean we are going to raise a

family someday if Miguel ever gets out

of this

cocoon oh this is is catastrophic they

just keep coming and

coming well that's only the half of it I

mean who pick those colors oh the horror

the clashing the crime of it all Amilia

I think it is time that you led us into

victory yeah you know let's yeah we'll

show

them but uh you better go first though

okay very well bugs forward

bug I got I

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B hello any B

home how can they see it's so

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dark it's only the love

bugs oh what are you some kind of

comedian or something don't do that see

we cockro just hate it when that happens

uh sorry but we were just wondering what

happened to our friends oh your friends

might I suggest you check in the back

that's where you'll find the prize

wheel hey baby want to sit next to

me yo Mac play a fair game like

G Santa Pachanga come on baby spin for

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Mama

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again here you go Deary this must be

your lucky

day oh and let me tell you this is good

material

too

oh Carmen

Paco hey like you two have got to scope

out this game hey did this I wanton this

clump of hair man free for nothing not a

zil he can you believe it and I you know

won all these magazines we're all

winning all you do is spin it and

whatever it says that's what you get so

I'm going to

Hawaii all right so what's the catch

well there are a few um inconvenience

categories up there oh but your chances

of hitting them are almost next to

nothing you should give it a try lady

you too mister Caron pacco you should

see all the kinds of fast food they got

here it's a fullblown sporking forking

it oh well it's a lot yep they got all

our favorites they got those brown

crunchy Tama Jigs and them green squishy

lumps and even yellowish runny

stuff but of course they do you see one

of the reasons why cockroaches survive

all over the world is because they can

and will um eat just about anything yes

yes it's true also they spread Disease

by running through the sewer then onto

your food and and oh oh my excuse me

stop that sir hey let go yes sir rebob

this place has got it

all like they says in Old me it's

fantasma yeah as uh easy uh I'm sorry I

can't say it I'm still working on my

Spanish accident oh all these great

things why this place is the best thing

that's happened to Santa bagito since

your Cina

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Carmen I didn't mean it was better or

even as good I I was just trying to make

a point no no Baku and I are happy that

you're all having such a good time no no

that that is right we just wanted to

make sure that you were all

okay well you know the prizes aren't

that you

great okay whatever so who's next we

still got plenty of prizes

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left friends

I tell you pako something bad is going

to happen huh I do not trust those big

city bugs with their big city

waist we have to do something maybe not

Carmen maybe it is just one more sign

that the world does not need us like

they used to what bugs these days they

don't care about our nutritious meals no

no no they want their Thrills and their

fast greasy food now Paco you must be

sick no there is nothing we can do about

progress

m i will be downhill if you need

me Santa

Mariposa what has happened to my

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Paco okay baby I'm ready to play some

more huh uh where is everybody where's

Miguel oh there all went upstairs for

some food but uh you can play a few

rounds on the wheel without them if you

like Oh I thought you would never ask

okay will do your

stop what's 13 what is it what do I get

what does it mean let's see category 13

13 what what oh I'm sorry Dy but

category number 13 says here that you

got to work for rest in the pest hole

for a week oh is that how it is is it I

get it now well let me tell you

something girlfriend there is no way

Miguel and I going to fall for your

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little category 13 c yeah us two even

Miguel man

welcome to the club Rosa you know the

we're all suckers Club

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thanks got filled with

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garage back got filled with

trash we borrow all your cool stuff

we never give it

back we're loud and rude and

smelly we party all night

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long we each the B

Bell comea on your

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law obnoxious neighbors with weird

behavior and unknown papers face it

where're your neighbors

we're your

neighbors cha

chaa don't you wish that we would

move and not be also

clever but listen up you neighbor

bug we're stay in here

forever obnoxious neighbors with weird

behaviors and unknown Vapors RAC it

we're your neighbors

we're your

neighbors

chaaa okay we got to make this quick

before they find out we're gone all

right I hereby call this emergency town

meeting to order well as you all know we

have roaches oh just sneaky ones too

luring Us in with the prize wheel then

bam now we're all stuck there working

for weeks hey like we were trick shafted

those roaches have got to you know go

here here I second that me too I'll suck

on that no no no I Clen you do not say I

will suck on that you say I will second

that see even Carmen agreementat with me

me bitos we all agree that cucarachas

must go but the question is

how H good you know question that's a

tough one

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slack yikes it's them hurry every B back

to

Workman P you have to think of something

please you're our only

help sorry sir ma'am yeah don't let it

happen again hey don't you ask me

wasting my employes time no more or we

might have to send over joy to do some

interior redecorating

interior freed

decorating I don't get it

Ma H still feel like uh you're not

needed pako still want to step aside

still feel sad no me I think maybe I was

being silly before I think maybe my

children do not need me like they used

to but now my friends do I think maybe

it is time to kick some

bug Paco is

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back fter your

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bums oh hey whm I ordered the yellow

mold this is brown oh please that is

more of a cafe Noir or or an Autumn or

maybe maybe tonny or or toast even but

definitely not brown all right now what

did you order again

well Vince get eaten in the lead with

Knuckles Butch gaining fast that's right

Jean though eaten looks seriously

motivated to keep that first place

position that's got to hurt Vince oh you

said it Jean but look how much farther

that puts eat in the head

wow now Vince here's a surprise last

minute entry Carmen and pako DEA ANZ

apparently here to save the day Jean

that's right Vince hey everybody those

are the troublemakers we was telling you

about let's get

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them ready M ready

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pakito oh my love I cannot imagine life

without

you nor can I me

meon you are my breath my life my reason

to be M love you are my pumpin make them

stop my muffin my weedles

S no give me a break stop stop come on

Lou are we going to take that no we got

a few words are own Echo i' just love to

chew on the steaming mold that grows on

my leg hairs Hi Fi and I love to lick

those lumpy things that collect on my

sweaty feet oh yeah well sweee pie honey

bug py boy poo

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bunny sugar ant on some dandruff stink

face only if it's old wara you know what

my Pooky what my cupcake I feel a love

song coming

on well mission accomplished good job Mr

deanes and you as well Mrs

deanes I am glad they ran when they did

I was starting to get sick like me too

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no

stop thank

you thanks that was you know close they

Ralph us bgs have to stick

together see we need each

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other

la la la

see you later t na na

alligator Sho troublemakers go go run

away you liar you fakers the

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highway see you

later elator

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just a little speck on the map it's a

cozy place not a sticky fly trap it's

the

nicest place could ever be found

Santo kind of

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