02x01 - The Tale of Sir Kettlecorn

[bunniefuu]

hello kids

I'm so excited about the new story I've

written it's all about a night and a

princess

what no this one's not about bears it's

about a knight and a princess could it

be about bears

I think I can already see where this is

going today's storm no

[Music]

[Applause]

in England in those merry days where

Hearts were bold and bright there lived

the good circular corn a brave and

gallons really there yep there it is

okay he's a grizzly bear Knight I'm not

even arguing he's a bear you get a bear

and you get a bear and you get a bear

now no more bears okay

yes we promise we promise

upon his fine and Noble Steed he'd run

from here to there whilst singing tender

balance

for he loved a maiden there

I walked into that one

[Laughter]

night as well her name

Alice but her father wouldn't let them

meet he'd keep her in his career mobile

it's been a thing

um

trust me it's a thing

basketball

okay so it's usually a dragon that comes

for the princess basketball dragon

I'll take it a basketball Dragon came

no a bounced her to its cave fear not

I'm off to save her sensor kettle corn

the bear bear bear

big brown Boogie and bear I'm a big

round

oh that's actually catchy someone should

write a song the hell bravely charged

ahead The Vicious creature roared

I'm not sure that's a noise that the

dragon makes it actually makes that

sound

a little quieter because I think you

broke your microphone no it actually

makes

kite The Vicious creature roared

Santa Claus

hurray exclaimed the king you foiled the

wicked Beast the two of you may marry

now we'll have a wedding bike your rally

thank you

well at least it wasn't a bear and go

our story endeth now their love just

grew and grew

happy very happy okay they were very

happy for their dreams had all come true

until the dragon came back

[Music]

that's a story for another time

that story was so sweet I could barely

stand it

but you got you guys did it

next time I'll be reading the classic

fairy tale Little Red Riding my way

looking for a shock