01x01 - The Queen of Make-Believe

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.
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01x01 - The Queen of Make-Believe

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funding for Barney and Friends has been

made possible in part by a grant from

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting

and financial support by viewers like

you

the party is a dinosaur from our

imagination and when he's tall he's what

we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney's friends are big and small they

come from lots of places after school

they need to play and sing with happy

faces Barney shows us lots of things

like how to play pretend ABC's and one

two threes

laughs

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ladies and gentlemen

presenting a Royal Highness the queen

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Your Majesty we have arrived at the

Royal playground tell us good Queen what

is your wish

I wish to see the Royal dinosaur

here I am then man my name isn't man

it's not

gee let me look real close you've got

men's eyes and that sure looks like

men's nose and I think I see him in

smile coming out

yup you're middle right well sometimes

I'm in but today I'm a make believe

Queen oh I see you're using your

imagination we all are

imagination is like make believe and

just pretend that's right and no matter

what you call it the magic of

imagination can make every day more

special

I'm using an imagination to make all of

this my Royal Kingdom oh

I'm the royal guard

I'm a princess

and I am a prince

and do you know what this is

gee your highness I'm stumped

this is my Royal Throne you know a fancy

chair where the queen sits

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I have to sit down these high heels make

my Royal feet hurt oh

well Queen man I think your kingdom has

got just about everything something's

still missing a king we don't have a

king yet oh so by the power make believe

I make Barney my king

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he called for his pipe and he called for

his ball and he called for his Fiddlers

three

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step Lively now my Royal subjects

oh King Cole was a merry old soul and a

Merry Old Soul was he he calls for a

screen and he calls for his court and he

called for his trumpeters three

answer the temperature

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I hereby proclaim a day of fun oh King

Cole was a merry old soul and a Merry

Old Soul was he

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dance with the Fiddlers

dance with the trumpeters dance with the

drummers

dancing dancing till you all fall down

with me

oh I love being King with all my

Fiddlers trumpeters drummers and my dear

Fair Queen your Royal Highness I have a

question yes King Barney if it pleases

your Royal Highness may we do the dance

again yes you may with the dance can

pretend you oh goody here we go

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a

Merry Old Soul was he he called for his

pipe and he called for his ball and he

called for his Fiddlers three

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why the Royal Court has some marvelous

Fiddlers Old King Cole was a merry old

soul and a Merry Old Soul was he he

calls for a screen and he calls for his

court and he calls for his trumpeters

three

to the jumpers

Sanders

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three

absolutely magnificent trumpeting

oh King Cole was a merry old soul and a

Merry Old Soul was he he called for his

lady

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dance with the Fiddlers

dance with the trumpeters dates with the

drummers

dancing dancing till you all fall down

with me

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I like playing make believe let's get up

and play some more oh but you can use

your imagination Right Where You Are

sure you can use your imagination

anytime and anywhere to make things more

fun go ahead and try okay then I'm

looking up at the sky hmm

and I see

McDonald's

wildcard for a special Barney oh but

you're still just looking with your eyes

look with your imagination and those

clouds can look like anything at all see

hey yeah that cloud sort of looks like

um maybe a turtle sure and that club

looks like

like my crown I think that that cloud

looks sort of like well a race car

I see uh

a castle great and I said Cloud that

looks like

Barney

that's a light looking a bubble bath oh

and I see a cloud that looks like rain

oh no yes but I imagine it's a very

special ring

oh

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If All The Raindrops Were limb and drops

and gumdrops oh what a rain that would

be

standing aside with my mouth open wide

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If All The Raindrops Were limb and drops

and gumdrops oh what a rain that would

be oh can I try now I've got a yummy

idea for snow

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if all the snowflakes were candy bars

and milkshakes oh what a snow that would

be oh

standing outside with my mouth open wide

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if all the snowflakes were candy bars

and milkshakes oh what a snow that would

be

oh I like this song now let's do some

more Make-Believe

oh the sun beams were bubble gum and ice

cream oh what a sun that would be oh

standing outside with my mouth open wide

if all the sun beams were bubble gum and

ice cream oh what a sun that would be

and if we ate all these things

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wouldn't it be great if it really rained

goodies

I think it's going to really Rain Rain

everybody

let's go

oh that's no problem I'll just put

myself on spin dry stand back

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oh that's better

Barney's dry but it's still wet outside

what can we do to have fun well let's

ask our make-believe Queen

we'll have fun right here using our

imagination right I'm sure we can all

find lots to do I think I'll look around

a little bit okay hey I know the perfect

thing to do on a rainy day let's have a

pretend Tea Party

nasty weather we're having yes it is

would you care for a cup of tea yes

thank you and will your friend be

staying 14 tea time oh goody goodies

yes I believe he will

good and I think our tea is almost ready

it's Splendid Splendid nothing better

than a probably

short and stout here is my handle here

is my spout when I get all steamed up

then I shout tip me over and pour me out

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tip me over and pour me out

would you like a blueberry muffin with

your tea I think I'd like a make-believe

purple Berry muffin yum

I'm a very special

it's true here let me show you what I

can do I can change my handle and my

spell tip me over and pour me out

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may I be excused yes you may and Barney

May read excuse too yes you certainly

may

everybody come over here I found

something else fun for us to do oh this

does sound like fun oh

although I hate to eat and run a

dinosaur's work is never done

look what I found we could use these

boxes and stuff to build something but

what will we make with them something

really fun I know let's build a robot

yeah oh Rob buddy hmm that will take

imagination

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I think we need more than boxes to build

a robot well then this looks like a job

for

stop

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things

moves and gadgets and odds and ends and

even some old strings

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you're so artistic

I want to see what that is that's the

tube off the back of a dryer

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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hahaha

there I think we're done oh you are well

isn't something missing well it doesn't

really have a head but we couldn't find

anything in the whole room that looked

like a robot head oh I bet could if you

stretched your imagination how can we

stretch our imagination all the scene

where you stretch your bodies by doing

Special exercises

imagination after exercises right get

around everybody okay Michael to get us

started why don't you tell us the poem

about the anything string but I don't

have a string thanks

thank you

a good piece of string can become

anything it can fish in a pond

or Bia baton

oh

or lasso a horse in the wild

a stream can fly kites

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so far away sites oh it's a telescope

or be useful in pulling a wagon

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you can wrap up a gift

there's someone a list

or make it a leash for Your Dragon

you see imagination can turn things into

other things

so now let's look around the room and

see if imagination helps you find

something that could be ahead for your

robot

now I see something

looks like a wonder what he spotted

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he must be using his imagination

just watched why will you hold this

please why certainly

are right here

other are right here

on the face

oh I get it oh okay here we go

is

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surprised as you are oh goodness

it's moving all around

bring my little robot

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I feel great

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myself

now let's all be robots

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when I touch my shoulders

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oh

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see I told you it wasn't my Barney magic

it was the magic of Michael's

imagination oh very good

I wish the rain would go away well there

is an old saying that goes Don't Rain on

My Parade so maybe if we put on a parade

the rain will stop

but a parade will take lots of

imagination and a song

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when I was walking around today I saw an

animal Parade first was a cat with a

funny old hat I asked can you imagine

that

next was a goose who was wearing shoes I

asked can you imagine who's

a fly wearing a tie I asked can you

imagine why

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West came a cow who would pull it on a

gown I asked can you imagine how

as they March 2 I joined him to up to

three four just the imaginative

he joined into one two three four

can you

all right

really really did stop raining

good job

hey it's dry out there let's go outside

great idea

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oh smell that rainwashed air oh I just

know a parade would do the trick you see

it's easy to turn gray skies into blue

skies when you use your imagination but

why should we stop at the sky with

imagination we can even go to outer

space but how remember what Barney told

us imagination can turn things into

other things so we can imagine that this

platform is a rocket ship oh this sounds

like fun

five four three two one

boys

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parades

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sh**ting stars

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and there's a flying saucer

it's great

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back home

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we're coming in for a landing on behalf

of your flight crew we thank you for

flying outer space lines

Barney we've had a great time using our

imaginations yeah now it's time for us

to really get home and I've got a

baseball game to get to no wait huh

nobody goes home until the queen gets

her last Royal wish oh

and what's that

I wish

you sing the I Love You song oh I'd like

that too

I love you

you love me

we're a happy family

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won't you say you love me too

I love you you love me

we're best friends

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Bye Barney Barney

Barney even if I'm just a cleaning make

the leaf I love you for real

bye

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hello again to all my friends I'm glad

you came to play our fun and learning

never ends here's what we did today

well we really did a lot with our

imaginations today you know you can call

it imagination or pretend or make

believe but it's always fun

we learned that your imagination can

change things into other things it can

let you be another person or let you be

something that's not a person at all

imagination can even take you places

you've never been before I just love to

play make-believe and you know I love

you

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thank you

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funding for Barney and Friends has been

made possible in part by a grant from

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting

and financial support by viewers like

you
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