03x17 - Riding In Barney's Car

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.
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03x17 - Riding In Barney's Car

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[Music]

Barney's friends are big and small they come from lots of places after school

they need to play and sing with happy faces Barney shows us lots of things

like how to play pretend ABCs and one two threes

[Music]

welcome to the library Mr bear this book has a funny story that I think you'll

like but don't be too noisy there are other people trying to read

I hope you're enjoying that book Barney it's one of my favorites

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt his name is

[Music]

could you please sing more quietly Barney and his friends are trying to read in the library oh okay quiet

everyone John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt his name

is [Music]

thank you that was better but could you sing a little softer please Barney and

his friends are still trying to read sure we can do that [Music]

his name is [Music]

la la la juicing even softer I think they can

still hear you oh we can be really quiet [Music]

[Music]

oh yeah hi everybody wasn't it fun playing

Library Barney it sure was I love to read books

Kenneth my mom's here to pick us up Hello Steven hi Barney gotta go our

ride's here cool see you tomorrow [Music]

Carlos we were looking for him [Applause]

[Music] did anyone get that car's license number

Barney I didn't mean for the car to go so close

this time oh that's okay Carlos but you're right it's important to be careful when we drive and safe too like

when we buckle up our seat belts when we grew up we're all going to be careful and safe drivers

[Music]

won't you be my darling red light means stop hello officer Barney oh hello man

where are you going I'm driving my taxi to the airport to pick up a passenger oh I see

light means go have a nice day thank you [Music]

oh it's a buzz bumping up and down in my big big bus

[Music]

the red light stop hello officer Barney hello Sean your bus looks empty yes but

I'll be picking up lots of people at the bus stop up the street and it's good

green light go have a nice day thank you

[Music] be my darling red lightning stop

your pizza smells delicious today Kathy thank you officer Barney I'm delivering

it to some very hungry customers right now they're very lucky

well the green light you can go now and deliver your pizza see you later okay you have a nice day thank you

[Music]

red light stop hi officer Barney I'm a race car driver and I'm on my way to a

big race oh that sounds exciting oh be sure to drive carefully I will

like go have a nice day Carlos thank you officer Barney

bump it up and down in my yellow taxi Bop It Up and Down in My Big Big Bus

nothing up and down in my Pizza Wagon bumping up and down in my little race

car [Music]

oh great driving everybody

um [Music] an officer are you doing did we do

something wrong maybe we didn't drive carefully and he's riding us all tickets

oh okay here's something for you did I make

a wrong turn no [Music]

did I go through a red light no

for you did my license plate fall off no

and one for you too was I driving too fast no [Music]

oh why did you give us these traffic tickets oh they're not traffic tickets

they're special badges for being super duper safe drivers

how do you know it would be fun to drive a car I could drive around town and honk

my horny or would it go how about it

[Music] sure but don't say anything it'll be a

surprise okay I have an idea to keep Barney in the classrooms while you get

ready out here come on [Music]

and feel the wind blowing through my hair whoops they don't have any hair oh

Barney yes Kathy Sean and I have a

friend yes and uh he needs some things for his car but we don't have everything

we need to make them oh then this sounds like a job for

the party bag oh boy

come on let's go to the classroom and get to work [Music]

gizmos and gadgets and odds and ends and even some old stories okay

[Music]

that looks very interesting Kathy what's that noise

oh Barney could you please pass me the ribbon over there oh I'd be happy to Gabby

here you go thank you you're welcome oh there's that noise again you know it

sort of sounds like something could you pass the big markers please certainly yeah let's see big markers big markers

[Music] oh there they are

there you go Sean hmm

but my mind you've really used your imagination to decorate the bag Kathy

look what is it it's a litter bag for your car you can put your trash in it

that'll help keep the earth clean and here are some license plates for your

car this one says Bonnie and this one says I love you thank you but but I

don't have a car you don't have a car then what will you do with your license

plates and litter bag maybe if we go out to the playground we'll think of

something what's in the playground oh I don't know maybe a big surprise for you

a surprise for me come on outside okay

[Music] oh where's my surprise

what is it here it is Barney

my very own car we made it especially for you here

listen to the horn oh get it I love you this is so special

thank you oh there are so many places we can go and things we can see when we go

for a ride in a car [Music]

I love to ride in Barney's car I look around at where we are and all the

license plates I see help me learn my ABCs

[Music] I love to ride in Daddy's van I sit in

back whenever I can I look for friends from my school class and wave at drivers

as they pass riding in the car riding in the car we love riding in the car I love

to ride in Grandpa's car he never knows just where we are since he won't stop to

check a map I see new places in a snap

I love to ride in Grandma's car she drives me near she drives me but I see

the flower shrubs and Pines such pretty colors and designs

[Music]

will you take us all for a ride Barney well I sure will Sean but before we go I

have to do some errands maybe I'll see you when I'm out doing them

please good afternoon sir welcome to Sean's car

wash good afternoon I'm taking my friends for a ride later and I want my car to be squeaky clean then you've come

to the right place hi oh oh here they come

just like answer the picnic this is the way we wash the car wash the

car wash that car this is [Music]

just as busy as bees is

[Music]

that car's looking better already [Music]

in the morning [Music]

you know those little water spots off oh good job oh very good oh boy oh thanks my car is

nice and shiny now how much do I owe you that would be one dollar please

here you are one dollar thank you you're welcome well I'm off to the cleaners

[Music] good afternoon sir welcome to Carlos's

cleaners how may I help you well I'm here to pick up my cap is it ready may I see your clam check oh sure oh here it

is ah yes number one two three

[Music] this isn't it

here it is one two three one two three they match

great

no doubt about it this is your cat sir well I think you're right

there you go thank you that's very nice and may I say sir you

look great in it oh thank you well well I must be going how much do I owe you two dollars please

what one two dollars thank you you're welcome

well I have to visit the library now goodbye goodbye

welcome to the library sir returning some books yes they were wonderful

books can take you so many different places on lots of Adventures

you can have an adventure in a far away land you can learn about a tuba in a

marching band you can travel to the stars or the deep blue sea when you learn to borrow books from the library

please please see loud so that everyone here can read

you will be proud when you take a book home from the library

[Music]

but please don't be loud so that everyone here can read

you will be proud when you take a book home from the library

[Music] to the stars

[Music] from the library the library

would you like to borrow another book today sir oh no thank you I have to pick up some snacks now I'm taking friends

for a ride in my car later today okay see you soon okay bye-bye

[Music]

welcome to Sean's Snappy snacks we make your snacking happen in a Flash may I

take your order yes let's see I'd like some carrot sticks and five ham and

cheese sandwiches okay that's carrot sticks and five clam and peas sandwiches

[Music] and just ham and cheese

oh sorry you want carrot sticks and five clam and

cheese sandwiches ham and cheese sandwiches I've got it now

carrot sticks and five family pea sandwiches [Music]

I'd like to order ham and cheese sandwiches not ham and peas

oh ham and cheese sandwiches you should have told me

just a moment please

there you are an order of carrot sticks and five ham and cheese sandwiches oh

thank you that was fast that's why we're called Sean Snappy snacks that would be

three dollars please three dollars

thank you sir sounds like you're almost out of gas

might be right I'm taking my friends for a ride today so I better go over to the gas station right away enjoy your Snappy

snack [Music]

welcome to men's motor gas station sir you're almost up to the gas pumps

[Music] oh cars aren't fun when you have to push them oh I promised friends I take them

for a ride today and well now I'm out of gas then you came to the right place I'll fill your t*nk and have you on your

way in no time [Music]

hmm there you are Barney all filled up thanks can we go for a ride now we sure

can but before we take a ride there's one thing we have to do does anybody

know what it is

[Music]

hello everybody [Music]

[Music]

I'll just start the engine and here we go

wow this is bun Barney one and I always sing along with the radio when we go for

rides foreign [Music]

uh here we go [Music]

if you can find other songs

[Music] so don't forget for the best clam and

peace sandwiches in town come to Shawn Snappy snacks [Music]

and another music station Barney [Music] [Applause]

Mr Golden Sun please [Music]

please [Music]

let's sing one more before we go back to school

here's another good song [Music]

[Music]

he makes us clap we make him chocolate [Music]

that was terrific Barney my favorite thing was singing along with

all those songs on the radio and listening to The Clement piece sandwich commercials

oh I'm glad we can spend time together yeah thanks for taking us Barney oh

thank you for surprising me with the oh [Music]

the girl new places with old friends

I love you you love me we're a happy

family with a great big hug and a kiss from me

to you won't you say you love me too

[Music]

you love me we're best friends like friends should be with a great big hug

and a kiss from me to you won't you say you love me too

[Music] I guess I better be going me too okay

bye-bye everybody

cool [Music]

hey everybody it's time for Barney says

[Applause] hello again to all my friends I'm glad you came to play our fun and learning

never ends here's what we did today

have you ever ridden in the car and visited the places I did today like the

car wash or The Gleaners or the drive-through window at your favorite

restaurant oh my favorite is shun Snappy snacks

[Music] it's fun to sing along with songs on the car radio but don't forget to buckle

your seatbelt I want you to be safe and remember I love you

[Music]

thank you [Music]

thank you foreign

[Music]

in Waiting For Santa Barney and all of the Backyard g*ng take their new friend

Derek on an exciting adventure to Santa's workshop at the North Pole

[Applause] the reason we've come is because Derek is afraid he's not on Santa's list this

year oh who would never forget you and please

don't forget this is your last opportunity to own this Barney classic so join Barney and the g*ng as they sing

along to your favorite holiday songs in waiting for Santa with great Christmas cheer May the

weather be clear and your friends always knew now let's be on our way as we fly

in the Slime is that Santa I hear this is too long I fear we wish you a Merry

Christmas [Music]

to all a good night

[Music]

how do you like your new house oh it's great my room is bigger than the one in

my old house but I still miss my friends it's okay to be sad when you miss your

friends Kenneth but it's fun to go new places and make new friends in the

Barney Home Video making new friends Barney and his friends share their feelings about moving to a new town

going to a new school and making new friends friends

[Music] playground friends are there to help each other

when one is feeling sad being friends is very special be your friend and you'll

be glad Derek and Tina make a surprise visit and talk about Adventures at their

new school was nervous and excited

hide it but in a few days we made new friends now we love our new school you

and your child are sure to enjoy singing along with Barney in his video making new friends

never never our new school
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