02x19 - Manners

[bunniefuu]

["IN THE WIGGLES' WORLD"
PLAYING]

THE WIGGLES [SINGING]:
Ooh-ooh-ooh.

We know a world, a magic world.

Come with us and see.

Anything can happen
in the special world.

It can happen to you or me.

It's where the Wiggles live.

Why don't you come along and
meet their friends as well?

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world,

you're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer,

welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

Hi, everybody.

[SINGING] In the Wiggles'
world, in the Wiggles' world,

you're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer,

welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

["get ready to wiggle" playing]

[SINGING] Get ready to wiggle,
we've been ready for so long.

Get ready,
shoo-bi-doo-bi-doo, to wiggle.

When you wiggle,
you can't go wrong.

Get ready, shoo-bi-doo-bi-doo,
to wiggle, wiggle

will make you big and strong.

Get ready,
shoo-bi-doo-bi-doo, to wiggle,

come on wiggle to this song.

Wiggle go to this song.

Ba-dum-bum-bum.

Ba-dum-ba-dum.

Ba-dum-bum-bum.

Ba-dum-ba-dum.

Ba-dum-bum-bum.

Ba-dum-ba-dum.

We're ready, shoo-bi-doo-bi-doo,
to wiggle, wiggle

your fingers high in the sky.

We're ready, shoo-bi-doo-bi-doo,
to wiggle, wiggle

your ears and wiggle your eyes.

We're ready, shoo-bi-doo-bi-doo,
to wiggle, wiggle

your hair and wiggle your nose.

We're ready,
shoo-bi-doo-bi-doo, to wiggle,

come on, we go all ten toes.

Wiggle all ten toes.

Ba-dum-bum-bum-ba-dum.

Ba-dum-bum-bum-ba-dum.

Ba-dum-bum-bum-ba-dum.

Ba-dum-bum-bum.

We can wiggle.

Woo!

And wiggle, woo, wiggle
at home without a care.

Wiggle, woo, and wiggle,
woo, wiggle on your own

or with a teddy bear.

Wiggle, woo, and
wiggle, woo, wiggle

at breakfast, lunch, or tea.

Shoo-bi-doo-bi-doo.

Wiggle, woo, and wiggle,
woo, wiggle along with me.

That's right.

Wiggle along with me.

Ba-dum-bum-bum-ba-dum-ba-dum.

Ba-dum-bum-bum-ba-dum-ba-dum.

Ba-dum-bum-bum-ba-dum-ba-dum.

Woo!

MURRAY: It's around
here somewhere.

I thought we might try
a slower beat here.

Slower?

MURRAY: Mm-hmm.

Hey, it could work.

Let's try it.

I'm game.

All right, well, what
are we waiting for?

Here we go.

A one, a two--

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Oh, boys, something
wrong, me hearties?

Manners, Captain, manners.

It's very rude to interrupt
people when they're busy.

People?

Where?

Us, here, Captain.

We're people.

And we're busy practicing.

MURRAY: And you interrupted us.

Oh, so I did.

You could at least
say, excuse me, Captain.

Oh, OK.

Well, I'll remember that.

Goodbye now.

I wonder what he wanted.

Oh, here we go.

A one, a two--

Excuse me.

Will you excuse me?

I mean, I wanted
to say something.

Yes.

Yes, of course, Captain, yes.

Captain, when you do
interrupt someone, and you say,

excuse me--

Oh, yes, excuse me.

That's what I said, uh-huh.

Well, you should at least wait
till they're finished speaking.

Oh, right.

Well, OK.

MURRAY: Are you ready, guys?

Yeah.

MURRAY: Here we go.

A one, a--

[sighs]

Oh, are you finished yet?

Yes, yes, Captain,
we're finished.

And can I interrupt?

Yes, please do.

Well?

Well-- well, yes,
yes, I'm very well.

Thank you, and you?

Well, what is it that you
want to tell us, Captain?

You interrupted us for
a reason, didn't you?

Oh, yes, indeed, yes.

It must have been important.

Oh, yes, that it be, that it be.

Well, what be it that--

I mean, what is
it then, Captain?

- What?
- What?

What?

What?

I forgot.

Oh, never mind.

You continue with
your practicing.

And I'm sure it'll come to me.

MURRAY: Ready, everyone?

Here we go.

Oh, I love Wiggle-watching.

Yeah, good.

A one, a two--

Aha!

Oh, I mean, excuse
me, excuse me.

Can I interrupt?

Are you finished,
or shall I wait?

Oh, no, Captain.

No need to wait till we're--

I mean, no need to wait till
we're finished, Captain.

Can I say, aha?

Yes, Captain.

Just please hurry up.

Aha!

Oh, I remember what I forgot.

Well, hurry up and tell us.
Come on.

MURRAY: Yes, tell us what it is.

Well--

JEFF: Before you forget, I
mean, before you forget, again.

Ah, I remembered
that Henry said

that he and his underwater
big band are waiting for you.

Oops.

Henry asked me to ask you
guys if we could go and sing

with the underwater big band.

Why didn't you
tell us earlier?

I guess I forgot.

You should say, excuse me.

Oh, will you excuse me for
forgetting to tell you that?

Yes, of course, Greg.

Thanks.

All right, we better
get a move on, then.

Let's go.

[whistle blows]

Officer Beaples.

Hi, there.

Oh, we've forgotten something.

No, no, no, I think
we have everything.

Yeah.

Uh-oh, I think I
know what we forgot.

We forgot "Thank you,
Captain Feathersword."

Yes.

Thank you, Captain
Feathersword.

For giving us the
message from Henry.

Oh, well-- thank
you for thanking me.

Well, thank you
for thanking us.

For thanking you.

Oh, yeah, well, thank
you for thanking me

for thanking you for
thanking me for thanking you.

Oh, yeah.

Well, thank you for thanking us
for thanking you for thanking--

[whistle blows]

We were just playing, Officer.

[laughter]

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Thank you.

- Thank you, Captain.
- Thank you.

- No, thank you.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm making up a poem
about someone I like.

Have you ever done that?

Would you like to hear it?

[clears throat] Ah.

I have a friend called Anthony.

He has quite handsome knees.

But that's not why I like him.

He says, thank you,
pardon, and please.

He's kind and gentle
and so polite morning,

noon, and even at night.

He never spits.

He never shouts.

[giggles] And he always
eats his Brussels sprouts.

Oh, if I wasn't so terribly,
terribly shy, I'd say to him,

you're my favorite guy.

Murray, why are you playing
with these sunglasses?

I'm not playing, Anthony.

I'm experimenting.

You're experimenting
with sunglasses?

What kind of an experiment?

Did you know that if
we didn't have noses,

we couldn't wear glasses because
when we tried to put them on,

they'd flop down to our chins.

[laughs] Well, I'm
very glad I got my nose.

I love smelling food.

If we didn't have noses,
we wouldn't need hankies.

There'd be nothing to blow.

[laughs]

That's right.

We wouldn't need to sneeze.

Hey, if we didn't have
noses, we'd talk like this,

[MUFFLED VOICE] hello, everyone.

My name Murray Wiggle.

Hey, wait a minute, not
having noses is dangerous.

We need our noses.

Without noses, we wouldn't be
able to sniff and smell smoke.

Oh, that would
be very dangerous.

Being able to smell
smoke is very important.

Because where there's smoke--

Well, there could be a fire.

[sniffs] What's that smell?

[sniffs]

Aah.

That's not smoke.

That smells wonderful.

Bing.

I have baked the
surprise for you.

Oh, we know, Hotpots.

- You do?
- Yeah.

HOTSPOTS: How?

Well, we smelt it.

With our noses.

You've baked us a loaf of bread.

HOTSPOTS: Oh, well
done, Wiggles.

I did, indeed.

[sniffing]

Ahh.

We're very happy
we've got our noses.

[music playing]

Everyone, ready?

Ready, Wiggles?

Well, I'm ready, Henry.

And the other Wiggles are
getting ready right now.

So let's start.

A one, a two, a three.

["HENRY'S UNDERWATER BIG BAND"
PLAYING]

[SINGING] Every
night under the sea,

the friendly
octopus, Henry, leads

his underwater animal big band.

Now Jellyfish, you
play the drums.

Walruses, you can hum.

Electric eel, why don't
you play your guitar?

So clap your hands with
Henry, turn around and shout,

"Yippee!"

'cause his underwater
band is now ready.

Everybody shout,
"Hip hip hooray!"

when Henry's big
band begins to play.

Now, dolphins play
the trumpet loud.

You're sure to bring a crowd.

Seahorse, you can play
the glockenspiel .

The tortoise shell is tympani.

It's lots of fun for you and me.

[SINGING] Henry's
underwater animal big band.

So clap your hands with Henry.

Turn around and shout, "Yippee!"

'cause the underwater
band is now ready.

Everybody shout,
"Hip hip hooray!"

when Henry's big
band begins to play.

They're about to play.

They're about to play.

Let's get ready,
everybody, woah-oh-oh.

Let's go!

Ooh, nice playing, dolphins.

Ooh, that's very good.

Seahorse is very good.

Oh, nice work, jellyfish,
very nice work.

Beautiful guitar, electric
eel, beautiful guitar.

Ooh, I'm having
a wonderful time.

[SINGING] Everybody
shout, "Hip hip hooray!"

when Henry's big band begins
to, big band begins to,

big band begins to play.

Oh, thank you, band.

Thank you.

Oh, come on, Wags.

These be simple doggy
tricks and easy to learn.

Watch, I'll show you
how easy they are.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Ahoy there, Captain.

Come and help me teach Wags
a few simple doggy tricks.

All right, Captain.

Now, watch closely, Wags.

Sit.

Roll over.

Ha-ha!

Sit up and beg.

Whoa-ha-ha!

Whoa, there, it'd
be easy as pie.

Well, three pies,
actually, one, two, three.

Yeah, well, how about
giving it a go, Wags?

Woof!

But why, me
stubborn hearty, why?

Woof, woof.

Excuse me, Captain
Feathersword.

But I think you need
to use the magic word.

Magic word?

To make Wags sit?

Aye, Captain.

Oh, and would you be
knowing this magic word?

Aye, Captain.

That I do.

My mom taught it to me.

No.

Yeah?

Give it a go, Captain.

Then I will, Pirate
Jolly, that I will.

[chuckles] Wags.

Woof!

Would you-- here comes
the magic word, please sit?

Ooh.

Oh, please.

Woof, woof, woof.

Ah!

Ha-ha!

Well, blow me down.

[blowing]

Aah!

["GO CAPTAIN
FEATHERSWORD, AHOY!"

PLAYING]

[SINGING] Captain
Feathersword's sailing

on the ocean waves.

Oh-ho-ho!

The boat's getting rocked, but
the Captain's happy and brave.

Whoa-ho-ho!

And from every wharf and pier,
you can hear everybody cheer.

Go, Captain, go!

Ahoy there!

Go, Captain, go!

Ahoy there!

Go, Captain Feathersword, ahoy!

Whoa-ho-ho!

The wind it blew, and the
rain fell on the boat.

Oh, our friendly pirate ship
is barely staying afloat.

Ho-ho!

And from every
wharf and pier, you

can hear the crowd all cheer.

Go, Captain, go!

Ahoy there!

Go, Captain, go!

Ahoy there!

Go, Captain Feathersword, ahoy!

Whoa-ha-ha!

Oh, see Captain Feathersword,
he's scrubbing all the decks.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Whoa!

[SINGING] See him hoist
the sail and climb the mast.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Ho-ho!

Whoa-ha, look out!

[SINGING] Watch him
dance in his pirate pants.

Wibbly, wobbly, whoa-ho-hey.

Now I'm going to dance all day!

Now the sun is shining and
the boat's back on its course.

Captain Feathersword says, it
feels like I'm riding a horse.

Whoa-ho-ho!

And from every
wharf and pier, you

can hear the crowd all cheer.

Go, Captain, go!

Ahoy there!

Go, Captain, go!

Ahoy there!

Go, Captain Feathersword, ahoy!

Whoa-ha-ha-ha!

Oh!

Go, Captain, go!

Ahoy there!

Go, Captain, go!

Ahoy there!

Go, Captain Feathersword, ahoy!

Ahoy there, me hearties!

Excuse me, Greg.

What are you doing?

Practicing.

ANTHONY: Practicing?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, "The Secret of Getting
a Rabbit out of a Hat."

[chuckles] Well,
what's the secret?

Politeness.

Politeness.

Mm-hmm.

Good idea.

Excuse me, Mr. Rabbit.

Sorry to trouble you, but would
you please come out of my hat?

I don't think it believed you.

Didn't believe me?

Why not, Anthony?

I said please.

Yes, but it didn't
sound like you meant it.

I did so mean it.

Good morning, Mr. Rabbit.

I sounded like that?

You sounded like you were
pretending to be polite.

I was not pretending.

Did you hear that, Rabbit.

I'm being very polite.

Please come out of my hat now.

[door closes]

That was the rabbit.

It's gone outside.

It's over there.

Come back here, Rabbit.

He must have used the back door.

I'm going back to
magician's school.

[lively dance music]

[SINGING] Quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack.

I want to be a great magician.

But I can't be, not yet.

Oh, sure.

I can make things
disappear, like this.

[blows] And like this.

Abracadabra,
abracazoot, disappear

you big bowl of fruit.

But I can't make things appear,
like the rabbit inside my hat.

Let me see.

Abracadabra, abracazat, make
the rabbit come out of my hat.

[sighs] Maybe I'm using
the wrong magic words.

Let me have a think.

Ah!

Abracadabra, abracazamy, come
out of the hat, little bunny.

Maybe I'm not being
polite enough.

Let me try this.

Abracadabra,
abracazabot, please come

out of the hat, little rabbit.

[sighs]

I guess I'll never be able
to get this trick to work.

OK, then, don't come out of
the hat, rabbit, goodbye.

I'm leaving.

["IN THE WIGGLES' WORLD"
PLAYING]

THE WIGGLES [SINGING]:
Meet their friends as well.

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world,

you're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer,

welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world,

you're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer,

welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.