01x10 - The Snowman Cometh/The Precious, Wonderful, Adorable, Loveable Duckling

[bunniefuu]

We interrupt this program
to bring you...

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring Courage,
the Cowardly Dog.

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in
the middle of Nowhere

with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.

But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage
to save his new home.

Stupid dog.

You made me
look bad.

- Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!

[Eustace sniffling]

[ah-choc]

Where did it say
that Silver Springs timeshare

was in the arctic?

I wanted palm trees!

I think it's a lovely change
from all that hot sun.

Stupid cold!

[teeth chattering]

We'll all feel
much better

after some nice
hot soup.

Oh! Courage,
could you go out

and find us
some more wood?

The fire is
mighty low.

I don't wanna
go out there!

I'm not a penguin,
you know!

Get that wood before
I freeze to death!

Where did this
snowman come from?

I certainly didn't
build it.

EUSTACE:
Where's that stupid dog

with that
stupid firewood?

And what do you
think you're doing?

Put that back!

COURAGE:
Aaaaaaah!

[barking]

Stupid dog!
Where's the wood?

[roar]

Courage, I'm sure it's only some
wee thing passing through.

Let's sit down
and have some soup.

[whimper]

What are you doing
at the table?!

Huh? Eeeeh?

What's this?

Ha ha ha! Oh, my!
It's frozen!

Isn't that a laugh?

Did your soup
freeze, too?

Ahh...

Aahh. Waa...
Uhhh!

[panting]

Uh...Eeeeeeh!

Oomph!

Ah! Huh huh!

Aaaaaaah!

That's it!

If you don't get me
some firewood,

you'll be sleeping
with the icicle!

But...But!

Ooga booga booga!

Ha ha ha!

And don't come back

without the
firewood, neither!

[Eustace laughing]

Oh! What did
I do?

SNOWMAN: Ah, it's not like
it was in the old days,

when ice and snow were
everywhere,

and snowmen
ruled the world.

Ah, Jimbo.

Jimbo the Snowman.

Now, there was a snowman
for an ice age.

And Hohauser. Ha ha!
He was a ton of snow!

And lvanna...The snowgirl.

How I really got lost
in a snowdrift with her.

I know I shouldn't
follow it,

but I gotta.

Uh-oh.

Aaaah!

Ha ha ha ha!

[snowman mumbling]

SNOWMAN: How sad to be
the last of the snowmen.

It's been getting
warmer and warmer.

And if it continues,
I will melt,

and there will be
no more snowmen!

SNOWMAN:
Ha ha ha!

But this is not to be.
I have found it!

I have found the anti-melting
gene of a human being!

Ha ha ha ha!

And how fortunate for me
that there are human subjects

here I can extract
the gene from.

Oh!

I shall have this gene.
I will not melt.

But the human will!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

COURAGE:
Aaaaaaah!

Oh...Oh...
Ohhhhh!

[doorbell]

Better be that dog
with the firewood!

You're not the dog!

No. The name's Man.
Snow Man.

Aaaah!

This kind of thing happens
to me all the time!

Uh-oh. This is not good!

Muriel!!

Mush!

Aww!

Ha ha ha ha!

Whoa!

This won't hurt.

And think of all
the good it will do.

Aaaaahhhh!

Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!

Eureka! I have it!

Hey! That's mine!

Aaaahhhh!

Oh! No! Noooo!

Aaah...Ah!

Blast!

You stupid dog!
Do you realize what you've done?

That's what I
tell him all the time!

You stupid dog!
You stupid dog!

He don't do
nothing right!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

As for you...

Well, it's just
a matter of time!

Aaaah!

MURIEL:
Courage! Help!

Yes!

Aah! Aaah!

Assassin! Let me
out of this!

I can't get this
thing off my head!

[mumbling]

SNOWMAN:
I'll get you for this!

Blast!
It's getting warmer!

Dog, prepare to meet
your doom!

It won't be long now!

I will not be denied!

Oh, Courage!

Oh, what do we do?

I'm feeling
a bit warm!

COURAGE:
Aaaaah!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

[gasp]

No! No! Nooooo!

Aaah!

Ah! The first
frozen snowman!

That's not too shabby!

Poor Eustace!

I don't know what we're
going to do with him now!

[Horn blows]

Oh, look!

We're going
to be saved!

Whew!

[gurgling]
Stupid dog!

[geese honking]

Huh?

I'm gonna give this egg
a nice warm home!

Huh?

Gimme that egg!

Just in time
for breakfast!

Oh!

Ooohhh!

What?!

Owwvvww!

Mama!

Aahh! Stupid dog!

Brought me
a rotten egg!

That stupid dog!
Bringing me a rotten egg...

Trying to
poison me!

I hate that dog!

You're gonna be outside,
never in the house.

Wait!

What's-huh?!

Oh!

Owwww!

DUCK:
Mama!

EUSTACE:
Heh? Ha ha ha!

Mama!

[grrrr]

MURIEL: I've made
you some tea, dear.

MURIEL: Oh, you
precious, wonderful,

adorable, lovable
duckling!

[mumbling]

DUCK:
Mama!

Eh?

Now, that's what
I call service!

Mama!

[Courage gibbering]

Hey! You leave
that little critter alone!

He's my pal!

[whimper]

Ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Stupid dog!

[whimpering]

Courage, how did you
get that teacup on your head?

Oh, no, Courage!

Not that precious, wonderful,
adorable, lovable duckling!

Phew!

Phew!

Aaaaah!

Stop that!

Mama!

Eh?

[blubbering]

Typically, I like ducks.

But, in this case,
I'll make an exception!

I'm I'm Q

Hey! Duck!

You better stop that!

[gasp]

Mama!

Mama!

Take your paws off him!

Ooh!
How dare you!

Aaah! Oooh!

Aah!

EUSTACE:
Hey!

MURIEL:
Aaaaahhhh!

Stupid dog!
Look what you did now!

Aaaah!

Now you're a wet
stupid dog!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Yes!

Now that precious,

wonderful, adorable,
lovable duckling

really has to go!

Well, isn't
that nice!

I'll make us
another batch!

[plllttthhhl]

Well, aren't you
adorable?

Oh! Butter.

Oh! Tea.

Oh! Syrup-

Well, isn't
that nice?

[gasp]

Ouch!

Aaaahhh!

Ha ha ha ha!

[heavy metal music]

Oh! Mmmph!

Bad! Naughty,
naughty duckling!

Oh, please! Please,
please let me go!

Oh, you evil,
evil duckling, let me go!

Oh, help, Courage!

Oh, Courage!
Help me!

Mama!

Eh!

What can a dog do?

Get away from him!

I guess he wasn't
such a precious,

wonderful, adorable,
lovable duckling.

This didn't work
out so badly

after all,
did it?

EUSTACE:
Stupid dog!