03x04 - Hard Drive Courage/The Ride of the Valkyries

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-We interrupt this program to bring you

Courage the Cowardly Dog show!

- Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in the middle of Nowhere
with her husband Eustace Bagge.

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-But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

- It's up to Courage to save his new home.
-(SCREAMING)

Stupid dog! You made me look bad!

-(EUSTACE YELLS)
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

(SNEEZING)

(SNIFFLING) Ugh!

(GROANS)

Poor Eustace. You're burning up.

Courage, pass me my special remedy.

Mmm-hmm.

(RATTLING)

Now, Eustace, just try a bite
of my special gelatin.

See it jiggle? (GIGGLES)

Just one bite.

I don't... (SNEEZING)

Well, I suppose.

(GROANING)

What's in there anyway?

Oh, just a wee drop of vinegar.

(RETCHING)

Oh, Courage, what can I do?

I've tried every remedy I can think of.

- Except, what was it?
-(RETCHING CONTINUES)

(GROANING)

(WHINING)

Oh, yes.

Artichoke syrup soup.

How does that sound, Eustace?

Anything but these

leeches!

Let's see...

I know that artichoke syrup soup
recipe's around here somewhere.

Any luck, Courage?

Mmm-mmm.

Hmm, now this looks promising.

Let's see... Aardvark syrup soup.

Armageddon syrup soup.

Artichoke syrup soup!

There it is!

Oh!

Oh, Courage, where on earth are
we supposed to find that recipe now?

Hmm.

(COMPUTER READING)

Oh, so many pretty buttons.

- What does this one do?
-(BEEPING)

-(GASPING)
-(BEEPING)

- Oh, my!
-(GIGGLING)

I could use a cup of tea.

(COMPUTER CHUCKLES)

(COMPUTER READING)

(SNAPPING)

COMPUTER: Recipe for artichoke syrup soup.
How boring!

(COMPUTER READING)

(WHINING)

(CIRCUITS SCRAMBLING)

(ALARM RINGING)

COMPUTER: Virus alert! Oh, blast!
What the dickens is going on?

Who are you? What do you want?

(STATIC BUZZING)

(GULPING)

Oh!

(CIRCUITS CRACKLING)

(MOANING)

(GIGG LING)

Ooh!

I'd better go check
if Courage has found that recipe yet.

(MUMBLING)

- MURIEL: Courage, any luck yet?
-(STATIC BUZZING)

Courage?

COMPUTER: Push button, button "

Well, that does seem pretty simple.

'(ZAPPING)
- Oh!

(MOANING)

(SCREAMING)

-(GLASS SHATTERING)
-(GASPING)

COURAGE: (SHOUTING) No!

- Help!
-(CIRCUITS FRYING)

What do I do? What do I do?

COMPUTER: Scanner.

(sum-nus)

(SCANNING)

COURAGE: (SHOUTING) Whoa!

-(LAUGHING)
-(LAUGH ECHOING)

(GASPING)

-(GIGGLING)
-(GIGGLE ECHOING)

- MURIEL: Courage?
-(TEETH CHATTERING)

Courage, can you hear me?

(WHINING)

MURIEL: Help!

(GASPS)

(EXCLAIMS)

-(EXCLAIMS)
- MURIEL: Courage?

Muriel? Muriel!

(GROANS)

MURIEL: Courage, is that you?

Save me!

(GASPS)

(SCREAMING)

I must have hit the wrong button again.

(VIRUS CACKLING)

Oh!

(EXCLAIMS)

Help!

(MURIEL SCREAMING)

(SNEEZING)

- Oh!
-(MURIEL SCREAMING)

(PANTING)

(GASPING)

Huh?

M U RI EL: Courage!

Help!

-(CLANGING)
- Hmm?

(SCREAMS)

(STRAINING)

Phew!

(SNAKE-LIKE HISSING)

(SNARLING)

Ahhh!

(GROANING)

(VIRUS SNEEZING)

(VIRUS COUGHING)

(WHINING)

(BLOWING)

- MURIEL: Bless you.
-(EXCLAIMS)

(SCREAMING)

I'm sick.

And now I got to deal with you?

Okay, buster, you asked for it.

-(BEEPING)
-(ENERGY POWERING UP)

(EXCLAIMS)

(BABBLING)

Say goodbye to your mother, dog,
'cause she's my motherboard now!

Okay. boys, go get him!

(GIBBERISH CONTINUES)

(HUMMING)

Go on, Courage. You can do it.

(WHINING)

Oh, so you want to play rough,
huh? (LAUGHING)

(COUGHING)

Bill!

No!

(BUZZING)

(MOANING)

(CIRCUITS FRYING)

Now, is that any way to treat
your hardware? (CHUCKLES)

(CRASHING)

Oh! This dog is a terrible person!

(SNEEZING) That woman is not leaving
until I get better!

And that's that! (SNEEZING)

Poor thing.
Have you tried artichoke syrup soup?

Yes, I did. And it didn't work!

Artichoke syrup soup didn't work?

Have you tried anything else?

Anything else? What else is there?

(BABBLING)

Brilliant idea, Courage.

We could try the special gelatin.

I'll try anything
as long as it's not leeches.

(MOANS)

-(MOANING)
-(PHONE RINGING)

Frigga-frag! (GROANING)

- Hello?
-(GIGGLING)

Ow! What the...

Stupid telemarketers!

(GRUNTING)

Is it for us?

Tell them we're busy.

Ah-ah.

Ah.

Is it organic?

Just shut up and eat!

Well... What's in it, anyway?

Why, only a bit of vinegar, of course.

Vinegar? Well, why didn't
you say so? I love vinegar!

(SLURPING)

(GURGLING)

(GULPING) Ah!

(GASPS) Hey, I can breathe again!
Hot-diggity!

(CACKLING)

Mmm... This artichoke syrup soup
really does the trick!

And it ain't half bad neither!

-It works every time.
-(SLURPING)

It's the vinegar.

Ya! Pa-tooey!

(COMPUTER READING)

(LAUGHING)

Isn't our Norwegian holiday
off to an exciting start, Courage?

According to the guidebook,

some of Norway's most beautiful birds
come to feed at this very spot.

(WHINING)

Look.

According to the book,
we're looking at the Norwegian Blue.

In olden times,

they believed this bird
soared with the Valkyries,

fierce warriors who
wore helmets just like ours.

He's feeding!

(LAUGHING)

(g*ns f*ring ON TV)

(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

Idiot TV!

Talk normal!

Muriel! TV's broken!

Shh!

This place stinks!
And this hat stinks, too!

Ow'.!

Duh... Hey!

(MUMBLING)

Huh?

(LAUGHING)

Hey!

Nothing here about this.

What's... Huh?

(GRUNTING)

Argh!

(GRUNTING)

I suppose that's what you
get for scaring a Norwegian Blue.

VALKYRIES: Yo-tow-ho!

Yo-tow-ho!

Where did he go?

Yo-tow-ho, Elka!

Yo-tow-ho, Frieda!

Yo-tow-ho, Shatana!

ALL: Yo-tow-ho! Yo-tow-ho!

Ready, my Valkyrie sisters?

Did you find our sister, Brunhilde?

I could not spy our sister, did you?

I could not find our sister, boo-hoo

ALL: Our sister, our leader,
is lost, alas

What shall we do?

Boo-hoo, boo-hoo-hoo, boo-hoo

- Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
- Lad ies...

- Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
- Lad I es !

Truckie and I are trying to sleep.

(HONKING)

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, boo-hoo

Alack! What be this?

What be this that I see?

Huh?

The helmet of our sister

Oh, we implore you who have found her

Oh, able to tell
where our sister doth be

Oh, able to tell
where our sister will be

(LAUGHING) Oh, no.

Huh? Duh.

Wait!

While boldly through the clouds

I see that the steed did go

I thought I did spy afar

Flying from the glade below

ALL". The glade below

The glade below

And to that glade
to save our sister, I shall go

(HORSE NEIGHING)

(STRAINING)

Lousy stinking fjord!

ELKA: Yo-ho-ho!

What?

(HORSE NEIGHING)

Who the heck are you?

(GRUNTING)

(BANGING ON DOOR)

Could you get that, Courage?
I can't leave my soup.

(BANGING CONTINUES)

Yo-tow-ho!

(SCREAMS)

(STRAINING)

(COURAGE GRUNTING)

Brunhilde, dear sister

Praise the gods I have found you!

Come back to your home in the sky

(GIGG LING)

I thought the Meet the Valkyries Pageant
was tomorrow!

(GASPING)

Oh, Courage, this tour package
is packed with surprises!

(SCREAMING)

- Yo-tow-ho!
- Whee!

(SCREAMING)

ALL: Yo-tow-ho!

Yo-tow-ho!

Hail to Brunhilde

Oh, we have found you

How could you leave
at the eve of our battle?

Hail, hail

Could you pass
me a little more moose, Frieda?

A leg, if you would.

Now let us rest.

For soon we must att*ck

att*ck the trolls!

ALL". The brutal trolls

The evil trolls

The vicious trolls

So, let us rest and eat no more

And then to w*r

Oh, this is all so authentic.

To w*r

Oh, no!

(HOWLING)

To w*r, to w*r

Oh, Courage, isn't it exciting?

I get to be in a make-believe battle!

And we get the cutest little toy weapons.

Oh!

Ahhh!

Oh, my!

VALKYRIES: Yo-tow-ho

- A spy!
-(CHOKING)

VALKYRIES: A spy!
A spy from the trolls!

Play nice now, Courage.

Bear this message to your troll king

Argh!

SPY

And now you spy, goodbye

Ahhh!

(GROANS)

(TROLL GRUNTING)

Who sneaks up on our troll council?

(SCREAMING)

A spy from the Valkyries!

BOTH: Crumble the spy!
Crumble the spy!

(GROANS)

VALKYRIES: Yo-tow-ho!

Ah! The Valkyries!

ALL: Crumble the Valkyries!
Crumble the Valkyries!

ALL: Crumble the trolls!
Crumble the trolls!

(GIGG LING)

How exciting!

Oops.

ALL: Crumble the Valkyries!

Ahhh!

ALL: He has stolen our leader!

TROLLS: Crumble the Valkyries!

(COURAGE PANTING)

Yo-tow-ho!

Crumble the Valkyries!

Ahhh!

(PANTING CONTINUES)

- Oh! Oh, my!
-(STRUGGLING)

- BRUNHILDE: Please tell no one
- Huh?

I love the Troll King

Please tell no one

I love the Valkyrie

BOTH: Our love

And dare not speak it

Here

Isn't that touching?

Yo-tow-ho!

(TROLLS SNARLING)

Please go on, young lovers.

She's large, I'm warty

He's petite, I'm husky

VALKYRIES: Yo-tow-ho!

(GASPS)

(BABBLING)

The Valkyries hate the trolls

Yet she loves me

The trolls hate Valkyries, yet I love he

BOTH". Whatever shall we do?
What shall we do?

What shall we do, do, do, do, do?

- VALKYRIES: Yo-tow-ho!
-(COURAGE EXCLAIMING)

-(GASPS)
- VALKYRIES: Yo-tow-ho!

Yo-tow-ho!

(GRUNTING)

(CHURCH ORGAN PLAYING)

(BABBLING)

I do

(BABBLING)

I do

(BABBLING)

(IMITATES KISSING)

(KISSING)

- Love
-Love

Love doth conquer all

Oh, Courage, don't you love weddings?

Wens)

Our joy would be increased

if you'd join us for a feast.

Yo-tow-ho

A feast

As love doth rise

As love doth rise
As love doth rise like yeast

(BABBLING)

Duh.

- Stupid bird.
-(GIGGLING)

VALKYRIES: Yo-tow-ho

x (THEME sous) x

EUSTACE: Stupid Dog!