02x08 - Filet of Soul/Golden Diskette

[bunniefuu]

Dee Dee: Look at him swim!

Dexter: He's fast.

Let's make
him do tricks.

Loop-the-loop.

Roll over!

Play dead.

Drive a car.

Work magic.

Do my homework!

Take out the trash!

Iron my clothes.

Clean my lab.

Dress my Dolly.

Calculate
these equations.

Mom: Kids!

It's almost bedtime!

Look, mom,

we can make
fishy do
tricks!

Look, he's doing one now!

Playing dead.

Ok, fishy,
now roll over.

[Taps

What can we say about
our beloved fishy?

Not much.

We only had him
for one day.

Silence, woman!

Oh, yeah?
Well, you just
listen to me.

Shut up!
No, you shut up!

You shut up!

He was my fishy, too!

You shut up!

Dad: Kids!

Is this how
you want fishy
to remember you,

bickering like
ninnies?

Both: No.

Fishy is your
responsibility, kids.

It's your job
to send him on his way

to the sewer beyond.

That's where all small,
less significant pets go

when they, uh...

Dee Dee: Run out
of batteries?

That's a nice way
to put it, Dee Dee.

Dexter: What happens
in the sewer beyond?

They can do whatever
they want.

All day.

I'm sorry, kids.

It was just
fishy's time to go.

[Weeping]

Oh, I can't...
Face myself. No...

Don't worry, kids.

We'll get you
a new goldfish
in the morning.

Kids: But, mom.

Yes?

What do we do
with fishy?

Well,
that's simple, kids.

Flush him!

This is very
unprofessional.

Yucky!

Not to mention
the hygienic
implications.

Oh, well,
dad said.

Dexter, we can't
put fishy in...There.

But we're
supposed to.

Dexter, don't.

Hey, give
it back!

No way, Jose.

I'm going to put fishy
up here, where you
can't reach him.

Dexter: No fair.

Time for beddy-bye.

We'll give fishy
a decent burial
in the garden tomorrow.

[Thinking]
Dexter, get a grip on yourself.

Lightning is not scary.

It is simply
the phenomenon

caused by a surplus of electrons
being attracted downward

by earth's protons.

It is no more than
a big, wet demonstration
of static cling.

Phew!

Good night, Einstein.

Good night, major glory.

Good night,
ghost of dead fishy.

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

[Crash]

Dee Dee, did you
also see the slimy,
disgusting spook fish

that just
nearly k*lled me?

No.

I just like to run around
and scream real loud!

[Sarcastically]
What's the matter, Dexter?

Are you scared of
a little bitty fishy?

Ooh! I'm really scared!

Ooh! It must be
one of those
man-eating goldfish!

Uh, uh, uh, uh...

Dexter is a fraidy-cat!

Dexter is a--

I've been kissed
by a dead fish!

See, I told you.

You know what this
means, don't you?

No...

That's right.

Suit up!

Who ya gonna call?

All right,
who wants a taste?

Hi, Dexter!

Dexter,
it's me--Dee Dee.

What are you doing
in that spook get-up?

I was gonna
scare the ghost.

That's dumb!

It is not.

We're never going to
catch him.

Wait! I've got it!

Follow me!

Dexter?

Eureka!

Dexter: Dee Dee, now!

I got him!

Phew!

Good job, Dee Dee!

Now we can rest in peace.

Dee Dee?

Mmmmm!

Always brush your teeth
after a meal.

Whatever, sister.

This genius is
going to bed.

Dee Dee with ghostly voice:
Dexter...Dexter!

Where are you?

Help me! Help me!

Dee Dee, are you
playing tricks?

Hiding in the closet,
trying to scare me?

Dexter!

The toilet!
The toilet!

Dee Dee!

No!

Dee Dee, come back!

Dee Dee, I order you
to come out of
this toilet!

Dexter, help me!

I'm trapped in
the sewer beyond!

No, you're not!
I just saw you
go down the toilet.

Listen to me.

There's lots of
bad fishies and stuff here,
and they won't let me go!

They won't rest
until fishy is
on the other side.

You've got to flush
fishy, Dexter!

Dexter: Can't...Reach.

It's no use. My arms,
they are too short.

Come on, genius boy,
figure it out!

Dee Dee,
flush the fish! Now!

Phew! I'm sure glad
that's over.

Huh?

Look out!

Egad!

Help me!

Dexter, it's
pulling me back,

and they're
angry, Dexter,
real angry!

Why? We flushed
the stupid fish!

Its soul, Dexter.
It's still in
the trap.

Do something!

Dah!

Help!

How many times
have I told you...

Early morning is daddy's special
bathroom privacy time?

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Oinkee!
Oink! Oink! Oink!

Piggies!

Oink! Oink! Oink!

Mmmmmm!

Oinkee! Oinkee!

Oinkee! Oinkee!

Mmmmmm!

[Splash]

Ha! Ha!

You're pretty
dirty, sis.

Oh, Dexter,

I'm even prettier
when I'm clean.

Gentlemen, I have
got big, big money.

Why don't you throw down
a couple dozen of those
hot diskettes?

Oh, no, no, sir.

Due to these
competitive
times...

We can only issue
one per person.

I deserve that
grand prize, misters.

So I must have
that golden diskette!

Well, what...

About them...

Mr. Deserver?

Man: Hey, Lucy,

hurry up and move
your heinie!

Ok, ok, ok!

I'll just buy one,
please!

Good...

Choice...

Sir.

Here...

You go...

Sir.

Dee Dee!

Dexter!

What's with
all the people?

Are you from
this planet, creature?

This is just professor hawk's
history-making
contest of contests,

you crazy thing!

Professor hawk?
Who's that?

♪ Who is professor hawk?

♪ That's right

♪ who is
professor hawk? ♪

♪ Who is
professor hawk? ♪

♪ You ask us

♪ who is
professor hawk? ♪

♪ We'll tell you

♪ some say
he's a madman ♪

♪ some say he's
a kooky bird ♪

♪ but we know
he's the man ♪

♪ he's a genius

♪ shooba-Dee-dooba-Dee-doo

♪ way back at the turn
of the century ♪

♪ a boy was born
at a quarter to : ♪

♪ at the age of ,
he made history ♪

♪ by receiving
a college degree ♪

♪ and that's
professor hawk ♪

♪ shooba-Dee-dooba-Dee-doo

♪ that's professor hawk

♪ in nineteen hundred
and sixty eight ♪

♪ hawk invented something
really great ♪

♪ he brought to the world
a super computer ♪

♪ and now we each have one
to plan our future ♪

♪ and that's
professor hawk ♪

♪ shooba-Dee-dooba-Dee-doo

♪ that's professor hawk

♪ in town, he's got
a super-secret factory ♪

♪ no one goes in or out
or even to the eatery ♪

♪ those who find a golden
diskette, hawk will see ♪

♪ that they are
truly, truly happy ♪

♪ so if you haven't
bought one yet ♪

♪ you better hurry!

♪ 'Cause everyone is lookin'
for that golden, yeah! ♪

♪ Golden diskette

I'll buy one!

That'll...

Be...
. .

Hey!

Thank you.

No, thank you.

Why did you take
my money?

You're so small
and weak, I could!

Doh!

Believe it or not,
I do not have time
for you.

I must obtain
my golden diskette

and receive that
mystery grand prize.

This must be some
sort of mistake.

Excuse me, but there
was supposed to be

a golden diskette
in my package.

Dee Dee: Hey, look!
My computer thingy is gold!

[Stammering]

Dee Dee: Bye, Dexter!

Crowd, chanting:
You won the golden diskette!

How can she?

How can she always
take my dreams away from me?

Sorry, Dexter,
no more milk.

Oh, well.
Hey, mom.

Yes, dear?

Are you still
going to take me

to professor hawk's mystery
grand prize giveaway
today at noon,

where he'll give away
a mystery grand prize?

It says here
on this golden thingy
that I should bring a guest.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
I can't.

My hands are all wet.

I can go!

What about you, dad?

Aw, sorry, honey.
I can't because my feet
are all wet.

I can go!

I wonder who could
go with me?

I can go!

Dexter, do you know
whose hands and feet

aren't wet today?

Yes, Dee Dee,
I do!

Both of my hands

and both of my feet
are dry!

So I may accompany you
to professor hawk's
grand prize giveaway at noon!

Ok, let's do it!

Then off I go
to get fancy!

Hurry, Dee Dee,
or we could be late!

Hawk mountain ho!

And welcome to
one of the biggest days
in hawk history.

Hello, I'm Kurt castebaum,

and behind me stand
the lucky professor hawk

golden diskette recipients.

Wow!

On my left is
the impressive hawk mountain.

Within these walls,
professor hawk has produced
globally recognized technology,

and for the past years,
the confines of this structure
have been kept a secret.

But at : noon today,

the world
will watch professor hawk
introduce his secrets

to the lucky
golden diskette recipients,

and at the end of the day,
one lucky child will win
the mystery grand prize!

[Clock strikes noon]

[Rushing gas]

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

Don't be silly,

it's just
a man's head
on a robot body.

Mechanical voice:
Greetings and congratulations.

Eew!

Winners chant:
Body and mind of hawk!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Please present
your golden diskette.

Ta-da!

Thank you!

Congratulations, golden diskette
recipients and guests.

Will you please accompany me
into the factory?

Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-
yip-yip-yippeeee!

Wow! What a fantastical event!

Boom.

A universe
has just been created,

leaving endless
possibilities
of life, thought, and
invention.

Galaxies, solar systems,
planets, and moons

expand through time
forever without us
and forever within us,

searching for answers
that may not exist.

Boys: Absolutely fascinating.

Yes.

Boring!

Hmm. That
does not impress you?

Then how about this?

♪ Your brain is
a creative computer ♪

♪ oh, the answers to life are
for you to find ♪

♪ use your brain as
a creative computer ♪

♪ and you will see the light

♪ mother nature and father time
both rule the world together ♪

♪ but if you take just a little
time, prove them wrong and throw
them out the window ♪

♪ you...are...the one

♪ to make it happen

♪ you...are...the one

♪ to make our dreams
come true ♪

♪ Your brain is
a creative computer ♪

♪ it's the nucleus of every
man-made invention of today ♪

♪ if you use it

♪ and don't abuse it

♪ the universe is yours

♪ if you want,
you can take control ♪

♪ change the brains of little
animals or change the world ♪

♪ by turning pewter into gold

oh. No.

Aaaaaaah!

Dee Dee: Howdy, boys.

Professor hawk: Run away fast.

Oh, darn it.

Professor hawk,
what will we do?

We go down with
the best of them, kid.

Oh, no, we don't, cowpoke,

just listen and follow what
I say, and I'll get you
through.

[Square dance music]

♪ Grab a partner,
don't pick a fight ♪

♪ jump to the left
and slam to the right ♪

♪ yee-haw!

♪ Look straight up,
look straight down ♪

♪ slide to the rear
and hope we don't drown ♪

♪ swing your partner,
do-si-do ♪

♪ pull on the throttle,
and here we go! ♪

What's wrong with
you people?

Little girl,
have you seen my lab?

Huh?

What lab?

Grrr...

[Crash]

Aaaaaaaah!

Ooooooooh!

[Insane laughter]

[Screaming]

Boys: You crazy girl,

look what you've done.

[Normal voice]
Not to worry, boys!

Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Boys mumbling]

Boys: What's happening here,
professor?

Oh, now, boys, hold on.
It's very simple.

You see, for the past
several years,

I focused on brain power,
leaving my body to wither.

But this young Princess
reminded me how important
my body was

with her innocence
and naivete.

Boys: Princess?

But what about
the mystery grand prize?

Mm-hmm.
You're right.

I've got it!

Let's have a dance contest.

Whoever wins,
wins the factory.

Oom-pahs!

[Oom-pah music playing]

Thank you.

The envelope, please.

And the winner is...

[Gasps]

I just cannot
believe the results.

I am pleased to announce...
That I am the winner.

Thank for playing, kids.
Bye-bye.

Dee Dee, I am confused.

Good!

♪ Shooba-Dee-dooba-Dee-doo,
that's professor hawk ♪

Past the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪

♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab