02x37 - Dexter and Computress Get Mandark!/The Justice Friends: Pain in the Mouth/Dexter vs. Santa's Claws

[bunniefuu]

My name is
Tyler Samuel Lee.

I am --i am / ,

and my birthday is
November , --.

This episode
is about Dexter,

that doesn't know

that his new neighbor
is computress

with his brother mandark.

And computress

hates mandark, too,

because he
wrecked his lab.

And...

And computress

had to rebuild it
all alone.

And now...

Computress and Dexter
teamed up...

To shrink mandark's head

into nothing
with the shrinking ray...

And to get Dee Dee

to...

To have no spirit
instead of a free spirit.

And Dee Dee--

and they--

and computress...

Wrote the love letter

to Dee Dee

that was signed
"from mandark."

And the letter
said that "I'll be
in Dexter's lab,

and I love you."

And...

And, uh...
And, well.

And Dexter said--

sent the letter
from Dee Dee

to mandark
that was signed "from Dee Dee"

that it said
"I'll be in Dexter's lab,"

and...i will...

"I will kiss you
when I get there."

And then they
shrunk mandark's head.

Instead of shrinking it,

they grew it.

And...

And it was
on top of the world.

It was bigger
than the world.

Actually,
it was as big as the world,

and the world
sucked into--

and the world was shaped
like mandark's head.

And...and, uh...

And computress
made the shrinking ray,

and he accidentally
put it on grow.

And Dexter said,
"you are stupid

"because you
made the shrinking ray

be on grow."

And then Dexter said,

"you are stupid!
You are stupid!

And don't forget,
you are stupid!"

Do mandark's
book.

And then mandark said,
"ha ha. Now I rule the world.

"Ha ha ha.

"Once I tried
to get the top-secret plans.

"And I said,aha,
these are the top-secret plans.

"Ha ha ha ha.

"Ha.

"And now
I rule the world.

"Ha ha ha.

Ha ha."

"Ha."

And then Dexter said...

And then computress

put it accidentally
on grow again.

And then mandark's head
grew more.

Actually,
it was so big,

it couldn't fit
in the universe,

and then
his head exploded.

And then Dexter said...

And when
his head exploded,

there were millions
of mandark's head
all over the world.

And Dexter said,
"you are stupid!

"I didn't want
a lot of mandark's head,

and that's why..."

"And that's why
you are stupid!

"You are stupid!

And don't forget,
you are stupid!"

[Deep voice]
The justice friends--

of earth's
mightiest heroes,

joining forces
under one roof...

[Wimpy voice]
To face the challenge
of everyday life.

Starring
major glory,

valhallen,

and the infrangible krunk
in...

[Deep voice]
The justice friends.

Puppet pal Mitch, on TV:
Hey, puppet pal clem,

I just heard
the funniest joke.

Do you want
to hear it?

Puppet pal clem:
Lay it on me,
puppet pal Mitch.

What do you get
when you cross a zebra
and a trench coat?

[Noisy crunching]

I don't know.
What do you get

when you
cross a zebra
and a trench coat?

A bonk on the head.

[Yells]

Krunk tooth hurt!

Ow!

Oh, say, can you see
by the dawn's early light?

Our friend krunk
is in a terrible fright.

Aah!

Liberty's bell!
Krunk is possessed by
some intergalactic fiend

of unimaginable
imagination.

Krunk tooth...

Hurt!

We must swiftly subdue
our superfriend so
he can disclose to us

the location
of the tooth
that aches him so.

But--

[gasping]

Yo, major,
checketh this out.

The agony
that doth befall
our friend

is a bodacious chip
jammed in
his krunk's teethesins.

Yes! It is
as I suspected
all along--

the foreign object
implanted
in krunk's teeth

has caused krunk
to have a toothache.

Yo, we must
make haste

and taketh
the infrangible one
to the dentist.

No! The time
for that has passed!

We must extract the evil
that is imbedded
in krunk's teeth

and rid him
of the plague
that pains him!

But doesn't
thou think
it wouldst--

valhallen,
would you
come here, please?

Didst thou
call upon me?

Val, pal,
who found
the apartment?

Uh, you.

And who put
the security
deposit down?

You.

And who didI
elect as
your leader?

Uh, you.

[Quietly]
Hmm. Ok.
Then I'd guess

you should shut up
and do what I say!

Valhallen:
Should we go to the dentist now?

Major glory: No!

[Engine revving]

Valhallen: Shouldst
we go to the dentistnow?

Major glory: ♪ no-o!

Passing Mars,
Jupiter, pluto,
Neptune.

Well,
that should do it.

Should we go
to the dentist now?

Enough of these
conventional methods.

We must extract
the tooth

with the powers
that we use to crush
the forces of evil

and uphold
the ways of justice

and rid krunk
of this mighty
saga of pain

that pursues
to plague him.

Valhallen,
you're on.

[Fans cheering]

[Playing hard rock music]

[Cheering]

Rock on,
valhallen.

[Playing continues]

[Snap]

Fans: Oh!

Stand back.
The time has come

for lady Liberty's first son--
major glory...

[Clicking]

To step up and free you
from the pain that
your tooth has inflicted.

Behold,

the jaw of freedom!

[Eagle squawks]

Aah!

I'm sorry.

[Softly]
Don't worry,
old friend.

We'll battle
side by side

for justice
another day.

These shenanigans
have gone on far too long.
We are in need of assistance.

I, major glory...

[Clicking]

Must call upon
the friends of justice--

white tiger!

[Roars]

Living b*llet!

Phantone!

Miss spell!

Capital g!

The forces of good
are no good.

Should not we have
sendeth krunketh
to the dentist?

No. I have
a better plan.

Oh, my goodness!

The infrangible krunk
has lost all his powers,

and one hit
on the jaw
will forever end

krunk's continuous
onslaught on
the forces ofevil.

Can this
be true, krunk?

Now?

Yes, krunk. Now.

Yes.

Then let us hurry,
valhallen, and leave
krunk here alone,

defenseless
against any att*ck
of an evildoer,

while we
seek help from
a faraway place.

[Rumbling]

Look. The infrangible krunk
has lost all his powers,

and one hit on the jaw
would forever end

krunk's continuous onslaught
on the forces of evil. Get him!

[Fighting]

Dude, we have
to take krunk
to the dentist.

You know, val,
I've had just
about enough

of you and this
dentist business.

Are you what if
threatening me? I am?

Then I have
just one word
for you.

Don't say it!

Dentist! Dentist!
Dentist!

Dentist?

I have a toothache.

What kind of doctor
should I go see?

A dentist.

Dentist?
Krunk must go see dentist.

Mr. Krunk,
the doctor
will see you now.

Hello, krunk.
Now, why don't
you just lie back,

and we'll see
what the problem is.

Krunk, can you
tell me what sound
sheep make?

Baa!

All done.
Candy?

Well, kids,
we've all had fun
here today, haven't we?

But remember,
dental hygiene
is serious business.

You should see
your dentist
at least once a year.

That's right.

And remember,
dentists
are your friends.

And if you neglect
your friends,

you could be
in major pain.

Isn't that right,
major glory?

Ri-i-i-ight!

Dee Dee: Hi!

Hi!

H...

Invisible forcefield
helmet.

Dee Dee: "P, o,"

uh,

"n, y."

Yay! My Christmas list
is all done.

Hey, there!

What are you doing
to my computer?

I'm sending a list
of all my wishes
to Santa claus.

Santa claus?

Don't you know
there is no such thing?

You are simply wasting
your precious time,
valuable electricity,

and computer space
even thinking about
such foolishness!

Ha! If there's
no Santa claus,

then how do the presents
get under the tree
every Christmas morning?

Isn't it obvious?

Haven't you heard?

Sister, let me
lay it on you.

Word!

[Snapping fingers]

[Drum b*at playing]

♪ Ho-o-o!

♪ Dad dresses up
in a Santa getup ♪

♪ and then he puts the car
up on the rooftop ♪

♪ he makes the car
look like a sleigh, dear ♪

♪ and mom dresses up
just like a reindeer ♪

♪ she greases up dad
so he slides down the chimney ♪

♪ and put all our presents
around the tree ♪

♪ then mom pulls him up,
and by-and-by ♪

♪ they drive down the roof
and into the sky ♪

♪ you go to the window because
you heard a little sound ♪

♪ and see Santa fly by
before they all hit the ground ♪

♪ everybody
say ho-o-o! ♪

Yeah! Ooh! Ho!

All right,
knock it off.
Give me that.

My microphone.

You're nuts.
Everybody knows
Santa claus is real.

He lives up
in the north pole with
a thousand happy elves,

working hard,
making toys for me

and all of the other
good little boys
and girls.

So I don't know
where you get this stuff
about dad being Santa claus.

It just doesn't--hey!

Stupid Dee Dee--
"a thousand happy elves."

North pole, ha!

I will prove
to her before this
Christmas Eve is over

that my theory
is correct.

[Clock ticking]

[Snoring]

[Hiccups]

[Snoring]

Elves.

[Siren]

Huh?

Ha ha.
Yes, yes. Aha!

Welcome to the party, pops.

Ho, ho, ho!

Ho, ho, ho, ho!

All right,dad.
The jig is up.

Ho?

Come on, dad,
I know it is you!

Turn around!

Ho, ho. Ho, ho?

Yeah, yeah.
Ho, ho, ho.

Now, come on,
take off that beard
so I can get a picture.

Ho, ho?

Ha ha.
These pictures

will show Dee Dee
how infantile
her beliefs are.

[Bam]
What?

Hey!

Ho, ho.

Ho, ho, ho!

Hey!

Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.

Ho, ho, ho, ho.

Aah!

Ooh.

[Painfully]
Ho, ho, ho, ho.

It's stuck on tight!

Huh?

Ho, ho, ho!

Dad?

Hmm.

Hello, father.

Leaving so soon?

[Buzzing]

All right,
pappy,

how about a little
electric shave?

[Snorting]

What? Mom!

Mom, it's ok.
I figured it out
a long time ago.

[Growling]

Mom,
you got to learn
to let things go.

I mean,

I am not going to be
your little boy
forever.

Ho, ho, ho?

Gotcha!

Time to stop
pretending, mom!

Ho!

[Whimpering]

Mom?

Wow. These things
are pretty real.

I'm impressed.

Oh!

[Angrily]
Ho.

Ho, ho, ho!

Oh, no.
They jumped
off the roof.

Oh, but they are
not going to get away from me.

Extreme science!

[Teeth chattering]

[Gasps]

Ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, ho!

Hi, Santa!

Dexter:
Come back here,
dad!

Dexter?

Dexter!

Pops is really
going all-out this year,

but I'll have to sh**t him down
to prove my theory!

[Laughing]

Ho, ho, ho.

Ho?!

Ho, ho, ho!

Those better not be
my presents!

That's it, dad!
You're going down.

Ho, ho! Ho?

Ho, ho, ho!

[Painfully]
Ho...

Ho, ho.

Hold still, father!

Dexter's father:
Dexter, what
are you doing?

Shut up!
Hold still! Ha ha!
I've almost--

[razor shuts off]

Dexter,
what have you done?

Um.

Ho!

[Painfully]
Ho, ho, ho.

Dexter's mother:
Just look at
our Christmas tree!

[Sobbing]

Dexter.

And where the heck
are my presents?

Dexter,

what do you
have to say
for yourself?

Well..

I'm sorry
I ruined Christmas again,

but, um, isn't Christmas
really

and, uh, uh, love
and, uh, sharing and--

♪ oh, Christmas tree

♪ oh, Christmas tree

you blockhead,
that's not what
Christmas is about!

It's not?
Then whatis

the presents.

Ho, ho, ho!
enter at your peril

past
the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee

♪ blows his experiments

♪ to
smithereens ♪

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab