03x12 - Jeepers, Creepers, Where Is Peepers/Go, Dexter Family! Go!/

[bunniefuu]

[Dee Dee giggling]

[Laughter]

Ha! You two are
about as much fun

as a bag of mud.

Come on, peepers,

we were just
having some fun.

Why don't you get off

that little grumpy
rumpy of yours

and have a little fun
with us, why don't you?

You don't tell me
what to do.

I tell you what to do.

Now shut up!

I'm gonna take a nap.

Sorry, peepers.

We'll play quiet.

That's right,
you're sorry.

Ha ha ha!

[Sighs]

[Gasps]

Where is peepers?

Where is peepers?

He was just--oh!

What do you care,
koos?

He's been a jerk
to us all day.

[Wheezing]

Stand.

Then explain it
to me.

Oh, ok.

Well, it all started

when you were
a dumb little baby.

Your mind was
a complete blank.

But then, a miracle.

You had an idea,

and your idea was peepers.

Hi.

Ha ha ha!

Now, since you had
so many other things
to think about,

peepers was left
responsible for
your imagination,

which in turn created
the land of koos

and all its inhabitants.

And from
that day forward,

peepers has been
the epicenter
of all happiness.

Then why is
he such a grump?

He has given
so much happiness
for us to love

that he barely had
any left for himself.

It has been
my sworn duty to guard
and protect peepers.

So of course
I had to not look
after him and now--

[gasping]

Koosland is doomed.

Why, koosy? Why?

The powers of peepers
is so strong that,
if reversed,

all the happiness
in koosland
could be sucked away,

leaving nothing
but hatred and darkness--

basically, exactly
what's happening right now.

Koosy, you got to
do something!

I'm sorry, Dee Dee,
but no one can help us now.

There is one.

You gotta!
No. Shut up!

You gotta!
No. Shut up.

You gotta!
No. Shut up.

You gotta!
No. Shut up.

You gotta!
No. Shut up.

You gotta!
No. Shut up.

You gotta!
No. Shut up.

You gotta!
No. Shut up.

You gotta!
No. Shut up.

You gotta!
No. Shut up.

You gotta!
No. Shut up.

You gotta!
No. Shut up.

Did your stupid
imaginary dragon do

what I just
think he did?

Yep!

Stop, you idiot!

Stop!

I'll bring it
right back.

I promise.

Nooooo!

Peepers: Help! Help!

Help!

Somebody help!

Hush now, peepers.

No one can hear you.

No one can save you.

And with your help,

planet koos
will be destroyed.

Never!

Villain: Shut up
and get to work.

Aah!

Whoo!

Eee!

[Babbling]

Good-bye, planet koos.

Good-bye, forever.

[Laughing evilly]

Save me, koosy.

But--

shut up!

Rescuing
a stupid dog

and saving
a pathetic planet
is no excuse

for stealing highly
sensitive equipment.

But creatures'
homes and lives
are being destroyed.

No one cares!

About this
imaginary place.

You see
this stupid flower?

Bleah.

Do you see?

No one cares because
it doesn't exist!

You just ate the home

of the sugar wampums.

I think they care.

[Gasps]

They're so precious
and perfect.

Ooh.

I love them.

I love you.

[Gasps]

What happened
to them?

Well, they're
gone forever.

Nooooo!

[Sobbing]

Your selfish little tears
can't save them...

But you and
your robot can.

Get in the robot
and suit up.

[Koosy humming]

[Humming]

Shut up!

You and I do not
have a theme song.

Then what was
I just singing
right now?

Something stupid.

Stupid or not,

♪ that's our
theme song ♪

Can you just shut up
about the theme song

and navigate us
to where we have to go?

Ok, but I don't know
what good that will do.

Why?

'Cause we're here.

Villain: Well, well.

Looks like we've got
some visitors, peepers.

Let's give them
a warm welcome,
shall we?

Uh-oh.
Bogies at o'clock.

Oh, yeah?

I got boogies at .

Both: Aah!

Hold on, stupid.

One more
for old time's sake.

Now eat fist.

[Dexter and koosy cheer]

Both: Yay!

Yeah!

Yeah!

[Laughing evilly]

Oh!

[Doorbell rings]

[Humming theme music]

We do not have
a theme song,

but we do have a b*mb.

Release the dog,
or we blow up the place.

How about
just releasing
the dog, then?

[Both groaning]

Peepers: Help me, koosy.

Help me.

Peepers?

[Babbling]

Both: Aah!

Both: Aah!

Well, well, well,
gentlemen.

I applaud your courage
and heartfelt attempts

to destroy me
and my cause,

but, you see, no one has ever
defeated hookocho,

the prince of pain
and misery.

Now prepare yourself

for complete and total
annihilation.

My powers as of now
are far superior

than all the powers
throughout the universe.

And when the reversal
of peepers' powers is complete,

I will equal to no other,

and all will perish
who defy me.

Prepare for a new dawn,
gentlemen.

And in just a few moments,

you will be the first
to kneel before your new king,

king hookocho!

Both: Could you
just shut up?

You insignificant--

blah!

[Laughing evilly]

[Both scream]

[Laughing evilly]

[Dexter and koosy scream]

Nooooo!

[Grunting]

[Screaming]

Good-bye!

Aah!

Well, well, well.

Now you've really
ticked me off.

[Screaming]

[Laughing evilly]

[Chuckles]

Huh?

[Roars]

sh**t.

Ha ha ha!

Gee, peeps,
sure was convenient

that you turned
into a monster and all.

Yep.
What you gonna do?

Ha ha ha!

We sure are
a great action-
adventure team,

huh, Dex?

Unfortunately, yes.

So in lieu
of our success,

would you be
so kind as to...

[Wheezing]

You mean I can?

Sing it, baby.
Sing it.

[Humming theme song]

[Glass breaks]

Today!

[Chewing loudly]

Hey, guys! Did you hear about

the new gyroscopic stabilization
monopropellants

infused with isotopic
thermal thrusters?

Their ability
to subcalculate hyperbolic
trajectories is a real kick!

Uh...more beef loaf,
anyone?

Mmm, you bet I do!

Dee Dee:
Don't forget me!

Dexter, thinking:
[Sigh] Oh, why do
I even try?

Of course they have
no interest in
genius-type stuff.

I don't need them,

and I don't need
a family!

Sometimes
I wish I could
just disappear.

Uh...hon?

What exactly did you
put in this beef loaf?

Hey!

Dad:
Be brave, son!

Hmm.

So you are he
that is called Dexter,

the juvenile genius?

How pathetic.

But nevertheless,
I am told that you are

the most intelligent
living human.

Uh...heh heh...

I guess you could say
I know my way around
a calculator, heh heh.

Oh, please! Spare me
your comedic-flavored
earth comments.

I have an inexhaustible
amount of wickedness

to bestow upon
the universe,

and I need your
technology to do it.

Uh, I have no idea
what you are talking about,

so I guess we're just
going to be going. Bye-bye.

Well, then,

lucky me!

We're going to have to
do this...The hard way.

Aah!

Seize him!
Seize them all!

Aah!

Hey, wait!

Take him to the thought
transference chamber.

What kind of
kaleidoscopic nightmare
have we fallen into?

Dexter? Technology?

Sure, he's a smart boy.

A little odd sometimes, but...

But why would aliens
want my little man?

Don't you get it,
mom and dad?
It's obvious!

They're building some
kind of intergalactical
nerd zoo!

Well, someone has
got to do something,

and that something is someone
called something like--

all: The Dexter family!

♪ Go, Dexter family! Go!

Ugh! Electronic
restraints

too restraining!

[Grunting]

Mommy's coming, dexy-poo!

Uh...could you hold on a second?

All right,
honey!

Good one,
mom!

Oh, thanks, g*ng.

[Gasp]

Get your filthy claws
off of my wife!

[Grunting]

Hah! Ho! Hah! Haah!

How 'bout a noogie
sandwich, pal?

[Grunting]

Whee! Ta-da!

Dee Dee!

Dad: Uh, honey!

I could use
a little help here.

Now!

Let's go save
our little boy!

But gosh, hon,
how will we ever
find him?

This place
is enormous!

Hey, dad, how 'bout
we just use these?

[Engines revving]

Let's roll!

♪ Go, Dexter family! Go!

Hey, dad, looks like
we got company!

♪ Go, Dexter family! Go!

Step on it!

Ok...get ready...And...

Jump!

Whew! That was a close o--

My favorite color
is orange;

I like my soda pop
without ice;

Dee Dee is a certified
stupid-head.

This isn't
the information I need!

I want you to get
to the meat!

I want the technology!

[Buzzing]

Hmm? A break?

All right, all right.
Take , everyone.

[Sigh]

So this is where genius gets me.

Oh, it's times like this

I wish I was just a regular,
normal little boy

just hanging around with his
regular, normal family

eating beef loaf.

Mom:
Dexter? Honey?

Aah...even now, the soft
and sweet maternal sounds

echo through the emptiness
of my genius.

Oh, no!
He's babbling
like an idiot!

We're too late!

[Sobbing]

They've stolen
his mind!

[Sobbing]

Mom! Dad!

And stupid--i mean,
good old Dee Dee!

You have come to rescue me!

Why, of course we have!

I wouldn't let them
put my little brother
in some old space zoo!

Zoo?

All right, everyone.

Let's go home!

[Alarm]

Halt! Put down
that boy genius!

Ok, everyone.
It's family time!

Run!

Escape is futile, humans!

Uh, honey,
what do we do now?

Uh...uh...uh...

Dee Dee, any ideas?

Why don't you ask Dexter?
He's the genius!

Stop!

[All gulp]

Well, we did our best,
g*ng, but...

Hey, how 'bout one last
family hug, huh?

Wait!

Dee Dee, look!

Oooh!

Hey, all right!

It's the subelectro
monoparticle

redistribution
transference module!

Uh, I mean,

with these zip-a-Dee-doodads,
I can zap us home.

Leaving so soon?

But, Dexter,
there's something you've
forgotten to give me...

Your mind!

Well, gee,

there's something
I've forgotten as well.

Allow me to introduce you to...

My family!

Hello!
Hi there!

Hi, alien!

Now, let's kick his butt!

♪ Go, Dexter family! Go!

Go, dad!

Go, Dee Dee!

Go, mom!

Go, Dexter!

Aaah!

Huh?

Oww!

Coochie coochie coo!

[Laughing]

♪ Go, Dexter family! Go!

Oh, my.

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Stop with that laughter!

Stop it!

Th--that's it!

You're all fired!

[Voice, laughter fades]

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

Ah! Well, guys,

what do you say
we ditch this joint?

Beef loaf, here we come!

Well, it sure feels good
to be back home.

But I still don't
understand what those
aliens wanted from you.

You know how mixed up
those kooky aliens
can be.

Heh heh heh!

Man: Enter at your own peril

past the vaulted door

where impossible things

may happen that the world's

never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows

♪ his experiments

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom
while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab