01x09 - It's Way Ed/Laugh Ed Laugh

[bunniefuu]

[Whistling]

Pbbbl!

[Snoring]

[Rrrring]

Ha ha ha!

, , I am going!

Aaahh!

Wah!

Are you nuts?!

It's a beautiful day!

Ahh!

Whoa!

Come on, eddy,
let's do something!

Hey!

What day is it?

Tuesday.

Tuesday.

Details, details.

Let me check my
who-to-scam-and-when book.

Tuesday, tuesday...

Saturday, rolf, sunday, kevin.

Monday... Ha! Jonny two-by-four!

He gets his allowance today!

Cool!

Let's pay jonny a visit.

Jonny?

I don't see him, eddy.

Start searching.

Ok.

Tallyho!

Ed: wait up, eddy!

See him?

This stinks.

There's jonny!

[Humming]

What's he doing up there?

Whoa! Hey, jonny!

Sarah: look out, ed!

Hello, sarah.

Nice chopsticks!

They're stilts,
mr. Know nothing!

Grr.

Stilt-walking is the latest fad.

Everybody's doing it!

We know, we left
our stilts at home.

Come on!

Wait for me, sarah!

[Screaming]

Ow!

What's a fad?

When something
insignificant becomes popular.

Right! And we know the
eds are way insignificant!

Hold it steady!

Guys!

Uh-oh! Oh, dear!

Boy, eddy, you're good!

My turn, my turn!

Edd: shall we join the others?

Ok.

I like this fad stuff!

I'm cool. Ok.

I'm the man.

I'm cool again.

I'm cool, so cool.

I'm cool, yep, cool!

Huh?

The kids are all
here, come on, eddy!

Wait up, fur head!

Hey, everybody,
eds have arrived!

Kids: whiz! Whiz!
It's time to whaz!

Whiz! Whiz! It's time to whaz!

What are you guys doing?

What does it look like?

We're whiz-wazzing!

Everybody's doing it!

We're whiz-heads!

Cool! Can I try?

You're a dork!

Dork?

Stilts are so out.

Whiz-wazzing's where it's at!

We knew that!

We were testing you!

We've had
whaz-whizzing for weeks.

Sheesh!

Pbbbl!

Ow!

Come on, ed!

Where you been?

Whiz, whiz! Time to whaz!

Hee hee.

Ready?

Contact!

Very good, ed!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, yeah.

Stop!!

Eddy: what's the point?

We're always a fad behind.

To be cool...

We have to be two fads
ahead of everybody else!

Ah! Ah!

Eddy: hey! Ha! Perfect!

Hmm. Hey, eddy?

What are we looking for?

Why, the next big thing
after the next big thing,

Ed, my boy!

I hope it's clean.

Aha! I got it!

This is it!

Tv! Tv!

Voila!

Ah, it's a rerun.

I don't know, eddy, I
question the fadability.

[Chain saw running]

Edd: careful.

There.

Choo-choo mania!

[Train whistle blows]

Whoa! Whoa!

Move it, ed!

[Crash!]

Ha!

I got it! Whoa!

[Crash!]

Here it comes!

Eddy: what are we
going to do with you?

Ha ha!

Eddy: cookin'!

Ed: oh, wow! Way cool!

Ha ha!

Hmm. Hmm.

I can't make up my mind.

Fads are flighty, eddy.

Yow! Ow!

[Crash!]

Huh? What's up with you, ed?

[Ed groaning]

Double-d!

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Actually, eddy,
it's hip, it's now,

But it smells funny.

[Kids laughing]

I'm bouncing!

Wee!

Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy!

Grr!

Blah!

Rah!

Wow! Time to dazzle, boys!

Huh?

[Train whistle blows]

Ha ha ha.

We're so ahead we're invisible!

I'm quite enjoying myself, eddy.

Huh?

Cool!

Uh-oh!

We are fad freakers!

You are old hat!

Oh, dear.

Fad freaky's where it's at!

Hey, everyone! New fad!

[Kids gasp]

Some people just can't
deal with greatness.

Huh?

Quit laying around!

Ow!

I'm so tired!

Amateurs.

Fad freaky rules!

Can we rest?

Come on, double-d!

Get off!

Wee!

La la la!

Pathetic.

Ed: hey, eddy!

Whoa, can we take a break?

Hmm.

[Pop!]

Ha ha!

They're still on balloon fads.

Ok, boys, take .

I'm sweating.

[Ed groaning]

Ooh, yeah!

Ed, quit fooling around!

Come on, you guys,
race you for lemonade!

It wasn't me.

Hey, what are you doing?

You are so out of it.

We are fad freakers!

It's the latest thing.

You're just miles behind.

These dorks always are.

But that's our fad.

Grrr!

Huh?

That's it!

[Gasps]

Ed: cool.

Edd: this is not good.

Eddy: that's not funny!

No!!

We're behind again.

Cheer up, eddy,

My mom says fads go in a cycle.

In another years,
we'll be back in style.

[Moans]

I'm hungry.

Eddy: shut up, ed.

[Bell dinging]

Come on, guys, it's
got to look real!

Push it smooth!

[Grunting]

Can we please... Take a break?

Just a couple more feet!

We'll be rich!

Onwards!

Perfect!

Ice cream! Big scoops!

Start making the ice cream!

Real cheap ice cream!

Get your ice cream here!

One scoop, please.

Ice cream, get
your ice cream here!

Big scoop! Real cheap ice cream!

Big dessert.

One scoop, please.

Come on, come on.

Huh?

Ice cream! Big scoop!

Hello?

Ice cream!

Where is everyone?

Maybe they're on to us.

Nah! This one's foolproof.

I'll look around.

Mmm.

What are you doing, ed?

Get your own.

Where is everybody?

[Eddy's voice echoes]

I don't get it.

Hey, it's simple, eddy.

The kids entered a wormhole

And were spewed into
an alternate universe.

Hmm.

Simple!

You're simple.

Huh?

Let's check the houses.

Ed!

We'll get to the bottom of this.

[Doorbell rings]

Someone's coming!

Huh?

Ew. Ew.

Hello, mr. Postman.

Are those eggs for me?

Look at his face!

It's so gross!

Can I touch it?

Ed! No!

Ed, he's got chicken pox.

Touch him and
you'll get it, too.

Double-d, behind you!

Back, chicken boy!

Back, back!

Hey, look!

Oh, dear!

A quarantine.

I've seen this before.

Where?

There.

It must be an epidemic!

So I guess we're the
only ones not sick.

Heh heh.

So it seems, eddy.

So what, we can
still do something.

Come on, boys.

Let's do something!

Like what?

Oh!

I got an idea!

Yeah!

Huh! Cool!

Ha ha!

Hey! It was my turn!

[Cat meows]

Your turn.

Is eddy ok?

Watch closely, ed.

Cool! My turn!

Nuts!

You two are boring me!

Where you going, mono-brow?

Yeah, that's right,
you have one eyebrow.

And no chin!

Ah, come on, eddy.

And, you, what's with the hat?

What are you hiding?

Aah!

Ok, ok, I know.

Let's change a light bulb.

Boring!

Your ideas are boring!

Someone, anyone,
I need a sucker!

Boy, eddy, face the facts.

No kids... No scams.

Let's go change that light bulb.

Hey, wait, guys!

Wait! Watch!

Come on, eddy!

Nah, eddy, we seen that before.

Now you're boring us.

Jonny!

Rolf!

But... But!

Check this out!

[Pig snorting]

Come on, people!

Kevin!

Sarah!

Oh, no! I'm calling on sarah!

[Popcorn popping]

[Giggling]

Eddy's funny!

Dear, this is serious,
we must do something.

Without kids to
scam, he's gone crazy.

We have no choice, ed.

For eddy's safety, we'll
have to capture him.

Yeah.

I see you!

Oh, yeah!

Hi, plank!

Hi, jonny!

I'd invite you in, but I
just shampooed the rugs.

Oops.

Jonny, you dropped your face.

I'll get you a new one!

Hey, find the nut!
Where's the nut!

Here's the nut! 'Round she goes!

Where... Are you
sure you want to?

Ok, here we go, kids!

Ok, don't know?
Time's up, gotta go!

Come on, come on, pick, pick!

This one, this one, this one,

This, this, this, this,
this, this, this, this.

Ooh, sorry! You lose!

[Chattering]

Who's next?

Suckers!

Hey, drop those nuts!

Ha ha!

Jawbreaker!

Edd: now, ed!

Ahh! Ah!

Ambush!

There he goes.

Hmm.

Ed: double-d!

Whoa!!

Hey, wait! I want to ride, too!

Eddy!

Ah!

Ah!

My turn, my turn!

Who, what, where?

You have all the fun.

[Rooster crows]

Ham and eggs with
buttered toast!

Huh?

Sweetheart!

Baby, come back!

Stop teasing!

Lucy, I'm home!

Edd: ed, close the door!

You and me against
the world, baby! Yeah!

Ed, hide this key discreetly.

Will you marry us?

I'm not registered for that.

Then we'll elope!

[Ed giggling]

Edd: surprise, eddy.

You're rich!

Voila!

Eddy: whoa!

Cha-ching!

Moola!

Whoo!

Money!

Dinero!

Cash!

Woo-ha!

We'll buy a truckload
of jawbreakers!

Uh, what do you mean?

What do you mean
what do you mean?

With all this
glorious... What the...?

It's fake!

I drew it myself.

Huh?

Aargh!

Eddy's mad.

Correct. He's back to normal.

Ahh! Hmm?

[Kids talking outside]

Kids!

Come on, boys, the chickens
are ripe for the pluckin'!

Huh?

Where's the key!

I ate it!

Heh. Discreetly.

Ed: dig a hole, dig
a hole, dig a hole.

I am a good shovel, huh, eddy?