05x13 - The Eds are Coming, The Eds are Coming

[bunniefuu]

- [ Whistling ]

- Edd: brbrbrbrb, yeah!

- Jimmy: good day, world.

♪ La la la la-la la-la
♪ la-la-la-la la la la la

[ Laughs ] who's there?

- [ Wolf-whistles ]
- jimmy: I'm so awesome.

[ Whistle blows ]
[ whistle blows ]

- Good day, jimmy.

- Jimmy: good day, mr. Sun.

Goody, goody, goody!

Felicitations, fellow
children of the cul-de-sac.

- Kevin: felicitations
to you, too, dear jimmy.

- Nazz: your cowlick looks
so divine today, jimmy.

- Rolf: rolf has much
admiration for he who can lick a.

Cow.

- Jimmy: a compliment, I'm sure.

Sorry to say I'm on my way.

Toodle-oo!

- Nazz: ta-ta!

- Kevin: cheerio!

- Rolf: later, alligator!

[ Whistle blows ]
- jimmy: nice riding you,

Mr. Caterpillar.

Hidy-hi, cul-de-sac castaways.

I see dolly no-no.

She's keeping you from
wreaking havoc on this fine day.

- Eddy: havoc?

Oh, like the fish.

- Edd: that's haddock, eddy.

- Ed: my bottom's got a haddock.

- Jimmy: you three are so kooky.

- Eddy: darn it, I
love his cowlick.

- Jimmy: there she is... My
umber-haired angel, my.

Pummeling protector.

[ Laughing ]
- sarah: help, jimmy!

- Jimmy: what's happening?

Ahhh!

- Sarah: jimmy!

- Jimmy: sarah, robot wiggly!

Robot wiggly!

- Sarah: help me, jimmy!

- Jimmy: sarah! Sarah!

Ahhh!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

- Sarah: take my hand, jimmy!

- Jimmy: I'm trying, sarah!

I can't reach you!

- Sarah: jimm-y-y-y-y!

- Jimmy: sara-a-a-a-h!

Sarah?

- Sarah: boy, I thought
you'd never wake up.

- Jimmy: oh, sarah,
what a horrible dream!

These herculean mechanical
pincers dropped from the sky,

All wiggly-like, and
snatched you away.

- Sarah: how many belly b*mb
bonbons did you eat before bed,

Mister?

You know they
give you nightmares.

- Jimmy: um, maybe one or two.

[ Clanging ] okay,
guilty as charged.

I'm a piggy.

[ Laughter ] ♪
la la la la-la la-la

♪ La-la-la-la la
la la la [ humming ]

Oh, look.

A postcard.

I love post...

Take my hand.

Jimm-y-y-y-y!

Jimmy?

Boy, you sure are
acting weird today.

- Jimmy: owie! Sarah!

- Jonny: right on!

Wait till everybody sees our
happening harvest hats at the

Sadie hawkins dance.

What do we need now, buddy?

What the heck's a rutabaga?

I bet you rolf's got
one of those things.

He's kind of nutty that way.

[ Grunting ] [ whirring ]

Ow!

Hey, rolf, what you doing?

- Sarah: come on, jimmy.

Snow angels are fun.

- Jimmy: robot
claws from the sky.

They're coming to take us away.

- Sarah: get over it, will ya?

It was just a dream.

- Jimmy: I can't
control myself, sarah.

It seemed so real, as
though it actually happened.

- Sarah: well, that's
just plain stupid, silly.

- Jimmy: I feel so icky, sarah.

- Edd: and therefore, an
integer of added into the.

Equation yields a much more
readily decipherable hot potato.

Knowing "q" is a constant in the
quotient, we can deduce that "p"

Is equal to .

Any questions, eddy?

Eddy?

[ Chattering ]
- eddy: check it out, sockhead.

The play-doh head's
busting an artery.

[ Laughs ] what an idiot!

- Jonny: you got to
believe us, guys.

We're all dead ducks.

Dead ducks, I tell you!

- Nazz: dude, harsh sunburn.

You need some aloe vera.

- Edd: pardon me.

If it's not too much to ask,
could you keep your voices down?

Eddy's tutoring requires...
- Jonny: you will believe me!

There's flesh-eating aliens
invading rolf's house, double d!

He said so! He did!

- Eddy: oh, this is
gonna be good.

- Kevin: flesh-eating
aliens, huh?

Yeah, right.

And I got a russian
plate-twirling team camping out

In my backyard.

[ Laughter ]
- jonny: they don't believe us,

Buddy.

They don't believe us!

- Jimmy: I believe you, jonny.

[ Laughter ]
- sarah: ha ha ha!

Oh, jimmy, you're such a kidder.

What the heck's wrong with you?

Get real, jimmy.

- Jimmy: I have never been
more real in all my life, sarah.

My dream has come true.

Giant blades will fall,
slicing through the earth like a

Deep-dish flan.

It's the end of humanity!

Ohhh.

- Eddy: sweet.

- Nazz: intense.

- Kevin: give me a break.

- Eddy: oh, come on.

You can't go get me
some marshmallows?

- Sarah: where's my
stupid brother?!

- Edd: he did leave this note
on his bedroom door this.

Morning.

- Sarah: let me see.

"At rolf's.

Needs help."

- Nazz: dude, aliens or not,
something's seriously up.

- Edd: don't you think you're
blowing this out of proportion.

Just a little?

Ed's no doubt assisting rolf
with some farmyard duties.

It wouldn't be the first time.

- Jonny: or maybe ed's helping
rolf fight off those aliens as.

We speak!

- Kevin: yo, put an end to it and
just go check his house out.

Already.

- Edd: well, it hardly appears
to be the stronghold of some.

Alien encroachment,
now, does it?

Goodness. Is it me, or is it
suddenly becoming unbearably

Warm?

- Eddy: man, I'm frying
like an egg over here.

- Edd: strange.

How could the land temperature
change so drastically from one

Area to the next?

- Jonny: see? I told you!

- Sarah: holy man!

- Edd: the playground.

- Kevin: follow me.

- All: ugh!

- Edd: what in
heaven's name is that?

- Kevin: whatever
it is, it reeks.

- Nazz: ahh! Ahhh!

[ All screaming ]
- kevin: it hatched, man!

[ Squeaking ] [
squeaking stops ]

- Eddy: let's make
a break for it.

- Both: ahhh!

- Eddy: ed?

- Ed: [ babbling ] squeezed.

Cheeks pinched.

Ribs prodded.

Grizzly beast beings
that smell like mothballs!

I am so pooped.

- Jonny: the aliens
experimented on ed.

- Ed: protect yourself,
large-noggined one, as they.

Will use you as an ottoman
for their scaly feet!

- Jonny: no, not the ottoman!

- Kevin: that's it.

We're storming that house.

- Eddy: hold the phone.

Who made you commander
in chump, boxhead?

Want to go in the
house first, huh, dorky?

- Eddy: kev, the
leader... Great idea.

- Edd: I'll research ed's
tawdry extraterrestrial.

Material.

There may be vital clues
on how to deal with the alien

Insurgency.

[ Bleating ]

- Edd: hmm.

"Square dancers from
the outer reaches"?

Colorful.

"att*ck of the
space nose miners"?

Deviating.

"Inappropriate
pinchers from beyond"?

Hmm.

Heat vision?

"Extraterrestrial beings
are known to produce elevated

Temperatures of heat."

Coincidence?

[ Creaking ] hello?

[ Clank ] huh?

[ Creaking ] ahh!

Oh, for goodness' sake.

[ Crashing ]
- ed: password?

- Edd: password?

I wasn't informed
of any password.

Hello?

Ahh!

- Ed: I see through your
disguise, creature from beyond.

Our stars!

- Edd: ed, it's
me... Double... D!

- Ed: double d, you're alive!

- Kevin: while the alpha team
circles the perimeter here and.

Hooks up with the omega team
here, that's when we take them.

Any questions?

- Eddy: yawn!

Jimmy?

- Jimmy: thank you,
thank you, thank you.

[ Smooching ]
- kevin: right.

Start building your weapons.

Double d, what'd
you find out, man?

- Edd: my information
gathering points to alien beings.

Dispersing heat
through their vision.

- Kevin: heat vision, huh?

- Edd: with that, I took the
liberty of developing a sub-zero.

Battle suit which should
effectively protect us from

Their detonation of heat.

[ Wolf whistle ]
- kevin: nice.

Jimmy, curlers don't
count as weapons.

- Eddy: hold this.

- Ed: do it again!

[ Laughs ]
- eddy: [ laughs ]

- Edd: eddy, I'm a tad suspect
that this will provide you.

Adequate defense.

- Eddy: defense, schmefense.

I'm gonna be swimming in moola.

Once I bag one of those
aliens, I'll be famous.

- Edd: well, just let ed
out when you're done, then.

- Ed: pull my finger, eddy.

[ Farting ]
- kevin: ready?

- Jonny: ready, right, buddy?

- Nazz: ready, almost.

- Ed: don't look at the camera.

Don't look at the camera.

- Jimmy: ready.

- Sarah: this stink juice
will burn their nostrils off.

- Jimmy: but, sarah, you said you
loved my homemade dandelion.

Perfume.

- Edd: it is here, dear
friends, on the threshold of.

Fate, where we stare into the
gaping mouth of uncertainty.

In this, our darkest
hour, I wish to express my...

- Kevin: all right, listen up.

These space dweebs made
a big mistake invading our

Neighborhood and taking our pal.

What say we give them a good
old peach creek welcome?

- All: yeah!

[ Cheering ]
- kevin: let's do this.

We're coming for
you, rolfie boy!

- Jimmy: [ panting ] whoa!

- Kevin: [ whistles ]

- Sarah: take a whiff of this,

You bad aliens!

I did it, jimmy!

Whoa! They got me.

- Ed: ed is coming, baby sister.

- Eddy: ed, wait!

Are you nuts?

Those aliens will
suck your brain out.

- Jimmy: ouch.

[ Moaning ]
- kevin: [ whistles ]

- Jonny: watch my back, plank.

Yeah, baby!

- Eddy: [ laughing ]
- edd: that isn't funny, eddy.

- Kevin: look alive.

Here, cover me.

You, come with me.

Eat this, you
outer-space freaks.

Feed me some a*mo, dorko.

Move it!

- Ed: go back from whence you
came, aliens from the unknown.

Gutter ball!

- Edd: I hope you're
going to pick those up.

- Kevin: you guys are useless.

Everybody's on their own.

I've had it.

- Jimmy: my dream!

We'll be sent up into the sky.

- Nazz: chill out, kevin.

- Sarah: yeah.

We got to get rolf
out of that house.

- Ed: issue , "zombie aliens
from planet rhubarb," states.

More than often it is required
to bait said aliens with a human

Female to lure
potential flesh-consuming

Extraterrestrials
from their lair.

- Nazz: that's so dumb.

- Edd: dearest nazz, find it
in your heart to forgive me.

Perhaps it's best to think of
it as a selfless act to save...

[ Electricity
crackles ] [ whirring ]

[ Whirring stops ]
- [ squealing ]

- Kevin: whoa.

- Sarah: [ gasping ]
- eddy: there's so many of.

Them.

I'm gonna be super rich!

- Nazz: please, don't eat me!

- All: [ screaming ]
- eddy: -figure bracket, here.

I come!

- Rolf: hello, fellow
neighborhood nothings.

- Nazz: rolf?

- Eddy: geronimo!

- Rolf: oh ho ho!

You have come to
join the celebration.

- Both: celebration?

- Eddy: you ain't an
alien from outer space.

- Rolf: rolf's skin weeps
with tears of impurity as his.

Relatives turn the
furnace up to high.

- Jonny: that's what he
said, buddy... Relatives.

- Rolf: relatives, yes.

Rolf's brood from
the old country.

- Edd: of course.

It all makes sense now.

Rolf isn't literally
being invaded by aliens.

It's just his family visiting
from his native land.

- Ed: they are so otherworldly.

- Rolf: farga and uncle yornik
thank you for letting them use.

Your clothes as emergency
bibs, lone totem-poled boy.

Come, fickle friends of the
cul-de-sac, join rolf's family

In the festivities.

Whoa.

- Rolf: ha ha!

Rolf suspects little cousin
bastian wants a kiss under the

Membrane of a yak,
she who gives migraines.

- Sarah: ahhh!

- Jonny: [ chuckles nervously ]
- rolf: you must stay.

Nana sees the footrest
potential in your "flat as a pancake"

Head.

- Eddy: ahh!

No, let me go.

I don't want to be an ottoman!

Help, ed, double d!

Isn't it exciting, ed?

We finally have a chance to
meet rolf's enigmatic family.

Oh, the questions about the
culture and strange affinity to

Animal by-products are endless.

Shall we?

- Ed: no more cheek
pinching for ed, double d.

- Nazz: hello!

A little help here?

Guys!

[ Beeping ]