03x83 - The Television Has Been h*jacked! A Live Broadcast of the Cell Games Press Conference" / "Cell Invades the Airwa

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Cell possessed strength far greater
than both Trunks and Vegeta.

In order to flaunt his power,

he declares that he is going to hold

a Tenkaichi Budokai-style tournament.

Dokkan Dokkan We're in luck

Dokkan Dokkan Paradise

The Genki Dama bursts away

Go Go Let's do it

There's a wriggling, mysterious energy

I won't hold back, just you watch

I'll protect you with my life

Turn your courage to love into strength

We'll overcome crises with carry-through spirit

The tougher your opponent is,
the greater the excitement

Dokkan Dokkan We're in luck

Dokkan Dokkan Now's our chance

Whooshing along on the lucky wind

Dokkan Dokkan We're in luck

Dokkan Dokkan Tomorrow, as well

Your soul already knows the answer

Dragon Soul!

"The TV is Taken Over! The Cell
Games Press Conference Goes Live."

My greatest goal, of course,

is to see the look of terror
on the faces of humanity.

Yes, yes, that's the look.

Damn it!

Th-Thank goodness, he made it through okay.

B-But what happened? Where did Cell go?

H-Hey, wait up!

Dad...

What on earth happened here?

What happened to Cell?

I'm sorry. There was nothing that I could do.

Hmph, of course not.

There's no way that you could have
defeated Cell in his perfect form!

That's not true! In fact,
Trunks' power makes yours look like--

Kuririn-san!

No-Okay...

There, there...

Hey, you guys! Don't just stand there,
hurry and go help him!

Trunks is... Trunks is going to die, isn't he?!

Take it easy. He got away without being k*lled.

--Really?
--H-How?

What a piece of work Cell is!

Trunks' power earlier was
positively greater than Cell's.

What exactly caused the
difference between them?

It looks like I'll have to enter
the Room of Spirit and Time next.

A-A martial arts tournament?

Th-That's what he said?

Damn it, he's using us like his toys!

But who's going to enter?

This is someone that you guys
couldn't do anything against.

L...

I intend to go back into
the Room of Spirit and Time

once Goku-san comes out,
and try training once again.

Neither you nor Kakarrot will be needed.

Once I use that room for one
more day, it will be enough.

M-Me, too...

I'm entering the tournament, too.

No. ...

P-Please, take me to the Capsule Corporation.

You want to go to my mom's place?

Y-Yes. There, I will have them
repair me so that I can fight again.

I promise, I will make myself useful.

Screw you!

You're one of Doctor Gero's
Artificial Humans, aren't you?!

Sure. I'll take you there and ask them.

Kuririn-san!

You don't have to worry, Trunks.
I don't think he's a bad guy.

Even so...!

The two that Cell swallowed up
weren't all that awful, either.

Their very character really is different

from the Artificial Humans in your future.

Besides, right now, we can take all
the strong allies we can get, right?

Easy, now...

Thanks.

Hurry and come on out of there, Kakarrot.

Whatever you might be doing,
it won't be any use.

As long as I can get inside that room once again,

we won't have to deal with Cell
acting too big for his britches.

Oh, how pretty.

Oh, my, Vegeta-chan, long time no see.

You're still as handsome as ever.

My, and this gentleman
over here is handsome, as well.

Are you an acquaintance of Vegeta's?

H-Hi there, pleased to meet you.

Excuse me, but is Bulma-san here?

--Huh?
--Um, I need to see Bulma-san.

--Yo, Kuririn!
--Um, I need to see Bulma-san.

I just got a call from Bulma.

She said she's on her way here.

She still hasn't returned from
the Heavenly Realm, then? I see.

Hey!

Muten Roshi-sama!

We got a call from Bulma to all come
back to the Capsule Corporation.

We can't tell what the current state
of affairs is at the Kame House.

Where is Gohan-chan?!

Well, he's still up in the Heavenly Realm.

Aw, still?

Hmm, this is put together well.
Not bad, Doctor Gero.

You don't say. A Tenkaichi Budokai
tournament, huh?

Yes, that's what Cell said.
It's to be held in ten days.

He said he would reveal the
location and so forth later.

Will the matches be held tournament-style?

No, I'm not sure how it will be, exactly.

Here you go.

Mr. Turtle Hermit, what exactly is
a Tenkaichi-whatever tournament?

Oh, well, having won the
Tenkaichi Budokai myself,

allow me to explain it to you.

Ahem, once upon a time,
there was this tournament

where all the martial arts
masters would get together

to determine who was
the greatest in the world.

As I recall, Goku and the
others started participating

at the st Tenkaichi Budokai.

It was his first appearance,

and he made it all the way
to the championship match.

But his opponent was too much for him.

He met his defeat when facing
the master Jackie Chun.

Five years after that, the nd
Tenkaichi Budokai was held.

This time around, Tenshinhan
and Chaozu confronted us.

It was there that Goku and
Tenshinhan competed for victory,

and Goku lost by a very narrow margin.

Hmph, what low-caliber battles.

Three years later, when the rd
Tenkaichi Budokai was held--

now, that was one incredibly
stormy tournament.

After all, Goku ended up getting married,

Piccolo competed under the name of Ma Junior,

and Kami-sama possessed
a man in order to compete.

It got so normal people couldn't
compete in the tournament.

Then, in the championship match,

Goku and Piccolo engaged in mortal combat,
with the fate of the world at stake.

In the end, Goku won, and became the
strongest man on the face of the earth.

However, the ring was lost, and ever since,

the Tenkaichi Budokai
tournament has not been held.

That was, let's see... how many years ago now?

Huh, Kuririn?

Oh, is that a fact?
That sounds like quite an ordeal.

Now then, for the tournament grounds.

I suppose right here will do.

I think I'll make the ring a little bigger

than the Tenkaichi Budokai ring.

Next...

Just as I thought, the stone
here looks to be of fine quality.

Good. it's a bit rustic-looking,
but I'll think of something later.

Now, I suppose I should get to a TV station.

It looks like your construction
is totally different

from these human-based Artificial Humans.

I am completely machine-based,
and was built from nothing.

Which would mean that this
won't be much of a reference.

Then, you can't repair me?

Hey, don't worry. Once Bulma
gets back, we'll manage something.

Bulma's the one who knows
more about you folks.

--These are good!
--These cakes really are delicious.

Aren't they? I still have plenty more,
so eat as much as you like.

This chocolate is mine!

Hey, Oolong, I had my eye on that one!

My fingers were faster than your eyes!

--My, I'm so glad you find them
so tasty. I still have many more.
--Geez, Oolong and the others sure are relaxed.

Damn it, Cell, what are you waiting for?

If you're going to appear, hurry up and do it!

Trunks, are you sure he said he
would give more details on TV?

Yes, I'm certain.

Yamucha-sama!

Pu-erh, if Cell shows up on the TV, let me know.

I'm going to go work out outside.

Right, Yamucha-sama.

There are only nine more days
until Cell's tournament.

I guess you're right.

Yamucha-san, let me tag along with you.

Thank you, Kuririn.

Yeah, if the tournament has rules,
no one will be dying.

It's been so long, I can't wait to go at it.

You're not going to get a sh*t
this time around, either.

As long as I'm there, it'll be enough.

For someone who just got trounced by Cell,

you've got a pretty big mouth, don't you?

What was that?

After I train in the Room of Spirit
and Time for one more day,

I'll settle everything!

There won't be any room for scum like you!

Scum, are we?

I only call you scum because
that's what you are.

Dad...

Trunks!

Trunks! Trunks!

Trunks, where are you?!

Trunks...

Oh, you're hale and hearty, aren't you?

Piccolo just said that you got
away without being k*lled,

so I flew here, thinking that
maybe you'd been terribly injured.

S-Sorry to do that to you.

Geez, don't go worrying your mother like that.

I'm sorry to have worried you.

Mom...

Hey, let go!

H-Hey, let me go!

Looks like Trunks is tugging at Trunks' hair!

Where are they doing a show
that is being broadcast worldwide?

T-T-Top floor, in Studio B...

Thank you, miss.

One-two! One-two! One-two! One-two!...

Outstanding!

What? Where, where?

Good grief, you're such a dirty old man.

This is his favorite program.

Bend over even more...

Nice...

Cell!

W-Who are you?!

Is this the top floor, Studio B?

Th-That's right!

Call in the guard!

People of the world, good morning.

I've decided to interrupt your TV viewing

for just a brief moment.

As it happens, I bring wonderful news

to those of you who are
enjoying living in peace.

News that will allow you to spend your days

filled with more fun, and more thrills.

My name is Cell. I believe you are
well aware of the daily incidents

where many people have
been wiped out by a monster.

I am the evolved, transformed
version of that monster.

In that regard, I thank you for offering
me so much of your life energy.

You may rest easy, as I no longer
have any need for your life energy.

I have decided to hold a martial arts
tournament called the "Cell Games."

The location will be at marker ,
KS northwest of Metro Central.

I have readied a ring there.

Unlike the Tenkaichi Budokai,

if the contestant playing for all of you loses,

we will play such that they
switch out with the next contestant.

This works to your advantage.

Strong as I may be, if I fight too
many matches, I may grow fatigued.

The rules will be roughly the same
as the Tenkaichi Budokai tournament.

If you resign,

or any part of your body touches
outside the ring, you lose.

And while I do intend to hold back,
if you are k*lled, you lose.

If all the players fighting
for all of you end up losing...

What?!

...I have decided to k*ll
every person in the world.

To the very last person,
allowing no one to escape,

all the while gazing at your terrified faces.

Miserable Cell!

And with that, I would like all of you
who are sure of your own strength

to come and participate.

Unless you want to end up like this.

Well then, I'm looking forward to it.

Th-The guy is beyond the pale!

He's going to k*ll all the people in the world?

Who is able to fight someone like that?!

Vegeta and Trunks didn't
do any good against him?

And not even Goku...

Are you going somewhere, Vegeta?

It makes no difference to me
how many earthlings may die,

but I will not rest until I've k*lled that bastard.

I'm coming, too!

Trunks! Before you go, I'll cut your hair for you.

It must be in the way, right?

Thank you.

This announcement by Cell quickly
shrouded the world in awful terror.

It was clear to anyone watching
that m*llitary and police units,

which had grown soft in peacetime,
were no match for him.

The people had forgotten...

...about the little boy who had once
fought against Piccolo Daimao.

The people did not know about
the warrior who had fought Vegeta

and the Saiyan invasion, as well
as Freeza, named Son Goku.

Flap your wings ever more mightily,

ever more swiftly

Once someone starts running,

they can even fly through the air

Just ride along on the winds of courage

that start blowing within your heart

and before you know it,

your body will start to float

The drive you have to try will be your wings

Flap your wings ever more mightily,

ever more swiftly

Anyone who kicks off from the ground

can even fly through the air

Heya! I'm Goku!

Our training is all done.

You're not going to do more,
even though you could?

It's important to do,

but it's just as important to decide
when not to do it no more.

Just building yourself up ain't training.

You seem pretty relaxed.

Next time on Dragon Ball Z Kai,

"Training Complete! Goku Ready
to Defeat Cell, and Then Some?!"

Heh-heh, I'm better off being my usual self.