01x09 - Prank Callers

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Hello Oh, yes, this is Ima Sher.

Ima Sher who?

I

-m

-a sure glad I ain't Joe Mama!

You just got pranked by the Master Prank Caller!

The Master Prank Caller is the funniest thing on the internet, right, Mordecai?

Ye

-e

-eyah, I guess he's pretty funny.

But you know what is even funnier than watching prank phone calls?

Hello?



- Hello, Pops?



- Yes?

Please hold for a collect call from Joe Mama!

Hello?

Hey, Skips, do you have a son named Joe Mama?

Excuse me?

Hello?

Hey, Benson, you got any books by Joe Mama?

Who is this!

?

Whenever this is coming from, I will track you down and I will find you if it Dude, he's still on the phone!



- He's still on the phone?

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- He's still on the phone!

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Oh, Mordecai, we're the best prank callers ever, aren't we?

Yeah, second best.

What!

?

Uh!

Did you not hear what we just did?

We were hilarious!

Yeah, we were.

But we're not number one until we do this.

Who you calling?

The Master Prank Caller.

Holy crap!

Hang up that phone!

You think your little pranks are funny, huh?

You think they're funny?

Well, what do you guys think of my prank?

Ring, ring.

Hello, what's that?

Mordecai and Rigby are banned from using the house phone?

Okay.

Good luck making your prank calls now!

Dude, let's go use Pops' phone.

Pops, can we borrow your phone?

Oh, I would, but I'm holding to talk to Joe Mama!

But you're welcome to use the phones under my bed.

Aww, cool!

What kind are they?

Aw!

80's cellphones!

Cool.

Thanks, Pops.

Oh, and boys do be careful.

I think they might cause brain tumors.

All right.

Now let's prank the Master Prank Caller.

Okay, here I go.



- Hello?



- Yeah, this is, uh, pizza delivery guy?

I have 50 pizzas here you ordered.

Sounds great.

Bring em' over.

Uh, you ordered 50 pizzas?

Yeah, and hot wings.

Get here quick, okay?

Your mom's like totally starving.

Yeah, uh, okay.

I got to go.

Let me take a cr*ck at it.

Hello?



- Hi, this is Stan.



- Stan who?

Stan Stanminson.

Your name is Stan Stanminson?

Uh yep.

Well, congrats.

That's the stupidest fake name I've ever heard.

And what happened to your unfunny fake voice?

I don't know.

Now listen up, stop calling here or I'm going to make you sorry!

Woah, this guy's good.

I don't know, maybe we shouldn't do this.

What, you givin' up?

Dude, we can prank this guy.

Do you want to be this guy's son, or do you want to be number one?

Let's do it.



- Hello, Master Prank Caller, this is

- Heard it.



- Yeah buddy, its Joe Ma.

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- Heard it.



- Yeah, hello

- You got anything original?

"Yeah hello?

" Dude, that was the worst try yet!

Time to put an end to this junk fest.

Looks like the junk fest just got a new member.

Yeah right, like your 50 pizzas thing was way better!

Whatever Stan Manastan, man.

Nice try, dude.

I know it's you.

Uh not me, dude.

Hello?

Is this the pizza guy or Stan Stanminson?

Uh both.

I thought i told you to leave me alone.

Now I'm going to prank you so hard, your both going to poop a duke.

they want their cell phones back!

Where are we?

Dude, I think we're back at the park.

Are we?

What do you mean?

Dude, all the trees are small, and look at that park bench, it's so new looking.

I'm telling you, something weird's going on.

Look there's Pops.

Let's go ask him.

Pops!

Hey Pops, can you tell Rigby here that everything is fine?

What now?

Why does Pops look so young?

Now then, who are you gentlemen?

How do you know my name?

Pops!

It's us, Mordecai and Rigby.

But I've never met either of you gentlemen in my entire life.

What?

I'm telling you, dude, something weird's going on here.



- Hey, guys!



- What?

Do you notice anything strange going on around here?

Is he getting fresh with us?

Yo, I think he's up in our threads, homefry.

That dillweed just barfed me out.

Fresh?

Barf me out?

Homefries?

We're in the 80s, dude!

Pops, what year is this?

Well, it's 1982, of course.

See?

Dude, this is bad.

I know.

I don't even like the 80s that much!

The only way were going to get back is that we prank him harder than he pranked us.

Let's do it.

Hello?

The 60s called, they want their.

.

What did I tell you about calling me?

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- Hang up!

Hang up!



- I can't!

You couldn't leave me alone.

Now you're gonna pay!

We should get out of here.

The cart!

Hello?

The 80s called.

They still want ya!

Aw, man, these aren't even the cool clothes from the 80s!

Listen, just leave us alone, will ya?

!

Don't ever hang up on me!

Dude, you have to call somebody to help us prank this guy!

Who?

!

Just call somebody!

Ooh, telephone!

Hello?

Pops, you got to help us, we're stuck in the 80s!

Who are you talking to?

Why it's Mordecai and Rigby.

They're stuck in the 1980s.

Oh, really?

Hello?

Benson, you got to help us!

We're stuck in 1982!

That's really something, Mordecai.

Crap, he thinks we're pranking him!

What?

!

Give me that!

The 80s called, they want their cell phones back!

What just happened?

!

We need your help to prank the Master Prank Caller.

Who?

Why did you prank him?

I'll take care of this.

Hello?

Nice ride but I like mine better.

Forget the phone, hold the wheel steady!

Don't answer it, don't answer!

Mordecai!

Look out!

Dude, we just hit past Pops!

Can I help you with anything?

Dude.

I got an idea.

Quick, get to the field!

Everybody hide!

Over there!

Man, I hope this works.

It will, Mordecai.

It has to.

Hello?

This is The Master Prank Caller telling you

-

- Hello?



- I said this is The Master Prank

-

-

- Hello?

I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

I said this is The Master Prank Caller!

Hello, hello, are you there?

I SAID

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- Just kidding.

You just got pranked, loser!

NOOOOOOO

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Now!

Now, Rigby, hit the power button!

Who's the best prank caller now, jerk

-dish?

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No!

NO!

NOOOOO

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In your face!

Who's the master prank caller now, you loser?

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Guys, this is it, Guys, this is it, it's the way back!

Come on!

One of these doors leads us back to the present.

There it is.

Wait.

You guys were better than me today, but you can't leave me here.

All I ever wanted to do was make prank calls like you.

Was that so wrong?

Hello?

The 70s called: they want their chair back!