01x08 - The Revenge of Kybo Ren

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Droids follows the adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO as they face off against gangsters, criminals, pirates, bounty hunters, the Galactic Empire and other threats.
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01x08 - The Revenge of Kybo Ren

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Steppin' softly in a danger zone

No w*apon in my hand

[R-D beeping]

It's just this brain designed by man

It's got me in trouble again

Trouble again

I put my life in jeopardy

In the service of my friends

I wouldn't care
But it's a dangerous affair

'Cause I'm in trouble again

[R-D whistles]

Trouble again

In trouble, in trouble, in trouble

Oh, hurry, R.

-Please hurry.
-[R-D beeping]

We must make sure that everything
is perfect for King Julpa's guest.

Even the slightest upset
could completely destroy any hope

of negotiating a peace treaty with
Tammuz-an's warrior-chieftain, Lord Toda.

Thank goodness we're finally here.

-R? R-D! Oh, no!
-[beeps, shrieks]

Stop!

R, quick, back to the kitchen.

Oh! This is just not my day!

[chattering]

King Julpa's charter of peace, Lord Toda.

[boy] Gerin.

-Ingey and I are hungry.
-[Toda clears throat]

Be still, Coby.

Our father must concentrate.

Learn to have patience, little brother.

Lord Toda,

the time has come for us
to bury our age-old rivalry

and unite our planet against invaders
like the pirate, Kybo Ren.

For one who has finally wandered back
to a throne you left vacant for so long,

you are quick to decide the fate
of an entire planet, Julpa.

Besides, I understand
that Kybo Ren now lies in your dungeon.

Yes, thanks to my advisers,
Jann and Jessica,

who made possible the pirate's capture.

If you have such formidable warriors
and droids of your own,

-why do you need the Outer Territories?
-[Sollag gasps]

Perhaps Mon Julpa means
we need him as much as he needs us.

Gerin, whose side are you on?

The side of our planet and peace, Father.

[Toda] Yes, perhaps.

But I warn you, Julpa,
I am wary of your tricks.

My king tricks no one, barbarian.

Barbarian?

[Toda shouts]

[guards grumbling]

-[Jann] No, no!
-We are here to talk of peace.

-[R-D beeping]
-We're here, R. Stop.

-[C-PO] Stop!
-[R-D beeping]

-[C-PO] Whoa!
-[crash, clanging]

-[R-D whimpers]
-[birds chirping]

Dinner… is served.

[Ingey mews]

-Oh! Get this-- this rodent away from me.
-[Ingey purring]

[both laughing]

[guards laughing]

[all laughing]

[laughing]

Yes,
I suppose you do look rather silly, R.

-[R-D buzzes]
-[all laughing]

I am still suspicious
of your tricks, Julpa.

I will speak to my father.

You will have his answer tomorrow,
Mon Julpa.

[C-PO] Oh, I'm so sorry, Master Jann.

-I'm having such a terrible day.
-[R-D beeps]

Nothing is going right for me.

Well, your entrance
couldn't have been better, PO.

Julpa, I don't trust Lord Toda.

Without trust, Jann Tosh,
there can never be peace.

Who are you?

Ah! Kybo Ren-Cha.

[Kybo] Jyn Obah.

My trusty first mate.
I knew you'd come to free me.

Now, what about the guards?

[chuckles]

[Kybo] Good, a stunner.

Aha. Quick, Jyn, to a ship.

Tammuz-an has not seen the last
of Kybo-Ren.

[speaks alien language]

[Kybo laughs]

-Okay, PO, try it now.
-Yes, sir.

Not that one, PO.

[Jann grunting]

Oh. I am sorry, sir.
This just isn't my day.

-R, see if you can raise this thing.
-[R-D beeps]

PO, find Jess.

Maybe she can give us a hand.

Good idea, sir.

Oh! Uh, pardon my haste, sir, Princess.

But Master Jann is--
Well, I-I-I can see you're, uh, busy.

-[stammers] Good night.
-[Gerin giggles]

Days like this make me think
I was manufactured under a bad sign.

-[exclaims]
-[gasps, speaks alien language]

Excuse me. I'm in a terrible hurry.

[speaks alien language]

[Kybo laughs]

I know that fella from somewhere. Hmm.

If I try to remember every face I've seen
in every galaxy,

I'd burn out my circuits.

-No, this is just not my day.
-[alarm blaring]

My goodness! The escape alarm.

Kybo Ren must've--

That's where I've seen that face before.

That was Jyn Obah, the pirate.

Master Julpa. The princess.
I must warn them.

Julpa!

Gerin!

No one stops Kybo Ren.

Blast them.

-Julpa! Oh, no!
-[grunts]

[groaning]

[growling]

Stay back, you big lout.

-[Jyn] Huh?
-[Gerin grunts]

[Jyn screaming]

-[grunts]
-[birds chirping]

[groans]

Stop where you are, Kybo Ren.

I'll save you Princess Gerin.
Get back, you knave.

[C-PO, Kybo grunting]

-[C-PO exclaims]
-[Gerin grunts]

[Gerin groans]

[grunting]

Aha!

No!

[laughs]

Oh, no, you don't.

[grunts, groaning]

[screams]

-[Gerin groaning]
-[Kybo grumbles]

You're coming with me, Princess.

[Jann groaning]

[C-PO] Oh, my goodness.

[laughs]

Thanks, Droid.

-He's taking the princess. Master Jann!
-[engines powering up]

Someone! Anyone! Help!

What's going on out here?

Jann! Julpa! [gasps] No!

Hold it, Kybo!

-Gerin.
-She's gone, Julpa.

What are we gonna tell Lord Toda?

Oh. What have I done?

I want this protocol droid destroyed.

[Jann] It was an accident.

Jyn Obah must know where Kybo's going.

But he's not talking.

Well, don't worry. We'll find her.

If anyone can find Gerin and rescue her,
it's Jann and Jess.

And if they fail?

They won't.

I will surrender myself to you, Lord Toda,
until they return your daughter safely.

So be it.

Julpa!

Please don't let any harm come to Gerin.

She's special to me.

I know. We won't fail you, Julpa.

-[C-PO gasps]
-[R-D beeps]

[C-PO] Oh, dear.

Because of me,
King Julpa is being held prisoner.

Come with me, R.

-I have an idea.
-[R-D chirps]

[C-PO exclaims]

[exclaiming continues]

Huh?

[C-PO] He's coming!

Hide yourself! Oh!

I've seen him question people before.

[C-PO gasps] He's heartless, merciless!

-[Jyn] Huh?
-Do something, please!

[gasps] I can't stand to watch.
The beast knows no bounds.

[speaks alien language]

[mechanical whirring]

[gasps]

[both gasp]

[whirring, squeaking]

[teeth clattering]

[gulps]

-He's here. Save yourself!
-[R-D shrieking]

[Jyn] Huh?

[R-D beeping]

Oh. Please, sir.
What are you going to do with him?

[beeping]

[C-PO gasps] No!

-[Jyn exclaiming]
-[C-PO] Anything but that!

[gasps] Sir, please tell him
where your captain has taken the girl.

Tell him and allow me
to sleep at night, please!

[R-D beeping]

[speaking alien language]

Bogden.

Of course. The bog moon of Bogden.

-[groans, shivering]
-[R-D beeps]

[beeps]

[R-D whistling]

Quite a good performance on my part,
don't you think?

[beeps]

You? Well, quite convincing,
but perhaps just a touch melodramatic?

Now, hurry. We must inform Master Jann.

[beeps]

[groans]

[Gerin] A swamp moon.

It figures Kybo would take me
some place like this.

-[screams]
-[beast growling]

[screams]

[Kybo on comm]
Oh, he's a small one, isn't he?

If you decide to leave your cell,

you'll find that sungwas grow
to be at least twice his size.

I'd gladly take that chance
to get to you, Kybo Ren.

[laughs] Try if you'd like.
That's your decision.

The rest I will leave up to your father.

So, is it agreed?

Yes. It is agreed.

Your men will be given their freedom.

Where is the princess?

I will conclude my end of the bargain
as soon as my men arrive.

If anything happens to Gerin--

If anything happens,
it will be your doing.

I warn you. No tricks.

He is not to be trusted.

Free his men and you have nothing.

Jann and Jess are Gerin's only hope.

They better not fail.

R's locked on to the communication signal
he picked up from the surface.

It must be Kybo's.

The only way to get to Kybo
is through those beasts.

Well, here goes.

Now!

[sungwa growling]

[grunting]

[sungwa growling]

[Kybo] She's a bold one,

but she'll never make it
through the sungwas.

[R-D beeps]

As far as R can detect,
there are human life-forms on two levels.

-One up and one down.
-[R-D beeps]

As well as several… [stammers]
not-so-human life-forms.

Jess, you take the droids and head up.
I'll go down.

Sir, I'll gladly volunteer to go with you.

-[Jann] Let's go.
-[R-D beeps]

-[gasps]
-[sungwa growling]

[growling continues]

[panting]

[gasps]

[gasps] Whoa!

[growling]

[gasps]

[gasps] Whoa!

[growling]

-[Gerin exclaims]
-[sungwas growling]

[Gerin grunts]

[growling]

This is your lucky day, Kybo.

Getting to you
isn't gonna be as easy as I thought.

[sungwas growling]

[Jann] Gerin!

-Hold on!
-[C-PO] Oh!

Master, what are you going to do?

I'll figure something out if I get there.

It's time I did something right
for a change.

Even if it is the last thing I do.

Goodbye, sir.

[C-PO screaming]

PO! Whoa!

[gasps] Jann!

-[sungwas growling]
-[Jann grunts]

All right, you scavengers.

You've got C-PO to deal with now.

[exclaiming]

[growling]

Master, I'm creating a diversion!

We've got to help PO.

Let's go.

They'll never find their way out of there
before the sungwas get them.

No one tricks Kybo Ren.

Your rescue team has failed, Toda.

[Toda] That was none of my doing.

This is all your fault, Julpa.

What have you done with my sister,
you slime serpent?

Hmm.

You share the fearlessness of your sister,
little one,

not the foolishness of your father.

My price for the return of the princess
is now higher.

I want my crew, my ship

and Julpa.

You can have him.

No, Toda. Kybo Ren is not to be trusted.

Father, Gerin believes in Mon Julpa.

She wouldn't want us to do this.

I have given Julpa to you, Kybo.

Now tell me where is my daughter?

Oh, I will reveal her location
as soon as my men arrive here.

Alone.

[R-D beeps]

Huh?

[Jessica groans]

[laughs] No one sneaks up on Kybo Ren.

-My little force field sees to that.
-[Jessica groans]

[laughs]

-[Jessica groans]
-[R-D whimpers]

-[Jessica grunts]
-[R-D beeps]

-[C-PO] Oh, no. [screams]
-[Jann] Huh?

[Gerin gasps]
The sungwas have PO down there.

-Quick, up there!
-[sungwas barking]

-Gerin, jump!
-Here they come.

[barking, growling]

[Jann] Whoa!

PO.

Are you all right, PO?

It's just a scratch, Princess.

I'm so proud of you.

It was a brave thing you did, PO.
Thank you.

[C-PO] I'm afraid it didn't quite
work out as I had originally planned.

But considering my luck lately--

[Jann] We're gonna need more than luck
to find our way out of here. Come on.

[Kybo on comm]
You're sure no one is following you?

[speaks alien language]

Good. I'm looking forward
to meeting Mon Julpa again,

on my terms.

Time to round up your friends…

[laughs]

…or what's left of them.

R, he shut down the force field.

We have to get loose and use his
surveillance system to warn Jann.

Once Kybo's men arrive, it'll be too late.

[R-D beeps]

[C-PO]
Oh, curse my half-eaten metal body.

I'm sorry to be such a burden to you,
Master Jann.

That's okay, PO.

Right now
we've gotta find a way out of here.

All these passageways look the same.

[Jessica on comm] Jann. PO.

It's Jess.

Can you hear me?

R, see if you can find them.

[R-D whistles, beeps]

Kybo's crew is coming.

R is on his way.

Thanks for the warning, Jess.

[laughs]

Come to Kybo.

-[R-D beeping]
-[sungwas growling]

Huh?

[growling]

[exclaims]

[R-D beeps]

Oh, well done, R.

[R-D beeps]

No time for that now.

-Let's follow Kybo out of here.
-[R-D beeps]

[Jessica] Jann. Over here.

Kybo's ship is this way. Hurry!

-[Jann gasps]
-[Jessica] What?

[pirates laughing]

This is all because of me.

My luck hasn't changed. We're doomed.

[beeping]

-[R-D beeps]
-[Kybo panting]

It takes more than a pack
of yapping sungwas to catch Kybo Ren.

Ahhh.

It's good to see you again, old friend.

[Jyn] Huh?

So good to have my old ship back. [laughs]

[Gerin] Julpa, you're a prisoner.

What happened?

He's a gift from your father.

Be that as it may,

it is your turn
to complete your end of the bargain.

Release her.

You know I had no intention
of freeing her.

You're just as big a fool as Toda is.
[laughing]

I am no fool, Kybo,
and neither is Lord Toda.

[grunts]

[exclaims]

To arms, warriors of Tammuz-an.

Get those pirates.

[warriors grunting]

[Jyn] Huh?

[warriors, pirates grunting]

-Julpa, here!
-Aha! Thank you!

-Wait here, PO.
-Gladly, sir.

-[R-D shrieks]
-[pirate grunting]

[pirate] Whoa!

-[R-D beeps]
-[Gerin screams]

[warriors, pirates grunting, muttering]

[Jann] Whoa!

[pirate grunts]

[pirates, warriors grunting]

[C-PO] Oh, dear.

[C-PO] Why me? [exclaims]

[Kybo grunting]

Don't move.

[C-PO] I'm afraid
this is not your lucky day either.

[Jyn grunts]

So you see, Coby,
we had to keep the pirate busy

while King Julpa and your father
constructed and concealed

a secret compartment.

And those pirates never even suspected

that my father and his men
were hiding in Kybo's pirate ship.

My thanks to you, Mon Julpa,

and to all of you
for the safe return of my daughter.

Thank you, Julpa.

And my thanks to you, Lord Toda.

Well, then I guess it's time
for me to head back to Tyne's Horky.

But Jess…

We have to follow our dreams, Jann Tosh.

I have my freighter business,
and you'll soon have the Space Academy.

I'm sure of it.

R and I are sorry to see you leave,
Mistress Jessica.

[R-D beeps]

[Jessica] We'll keep in touch.

Take good care of your master.

Jess, I-- Well, I…

Good luck, Jessica.

And thank you.

Are you gonna give me a hand
loading my ship, or what?

It'll be a pleasure.

Tell me again how you captured Kybo Ren
all by yourself, PO.

Well, I wouldn't say all by myself.

I did have luck on my side.

[beeps]

The best luck of all:

good friends.

[R-D beeping]
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