I'm so tired, and it's so early! I'm so tired, and it's so early! I can't believe Benson is making I'm so tired, and it's so early! I can't believe Benson is making us repackage all this patio I can't believe Benson is making us repackage all this patio furniture he just bought.
Us repackage all this patio furniture he just bought.
Maybe we shouldn't furniture he just bought.
Maybe we shouldn't have stayed up till 4:00 A.
M.
Maybe we shouldn't have stayed up till 4:00 A.
M.
last night.
Have stayed up till 4:00 A.
M.
last night.
Touchdown Thursday! Last night.
Touchdown Thursday! Whoo! Touchdown Thursday! Whoo! Hut, hut! Hike! Whoo! Hut, hut! Hike! Go long! Go long! Hut, hut! Hike! Go long! Go long! Brock stettman with the long go long! Go long! Brock stettman with the long b*mb! Brock stettman with the long b*mb! Huh!
- b*mb!
- Huh!
- Huh!
- Ugh! Ugh!
- Ugh!
- Touchdown Thursday.
Touchdown Thursday.
- Touchdown Thursday.
- I wish it was I wish it was snoozin' Saturday.
I wish it was snoozin' Saturday.
We can't work under snoozin' Saturday.
We can't work under these conditions! We can't work under these conditions! We need to take a nap! These conditions! We need to take a nap! But Benson'd fire we need to take a nap! But Benson'd fire us if he saw us sleeping on the But Benson'd fire us if he saw us sleeping on the job.
Us if he saw us sleeping on the job.
But what if we slept job.
But what if we slept in the job?
But what if we slept in the job?
Huh?
In the job?
Huh?
Like Right there! Huh?
Like Right there! We could nap in this crate! Like Right there! We could nap in this crate! But is it safe?
We could nap in this crate! But is it safe?
Yeah! But is it safe?
Yeah! I saw it in one of pops' old Yeah! I saw it in one of pops' old movies once.
I saw it in one of pops' old movies once.
It was called movies once.
It was called "crabbot and mostello get it was called "crabbot and mostello get trapped in a crate.
" "Crabbot and mostello get trapped in a crate.
" Trapped in a crate.
" Don't worry, though.
Don't worry, though.
They totally get out but not Don't worry, though.
They totally get out but not before they meet the wolfman.
They totally get out but not before they meet the wolfman.
So Tired.
Before they meet the wolfman.
So Tired.
Let's just do it, just for half So Tired.
Let's just do it, just for half an hour.
Let's just do it, just for half an hour.
An hour.
Wha?
Wha?
Wha?
The perfect crime.
The perfect crime.
Aah! The perfect crime.
Aah! It's too bright! Aah! It's too bright! Aw,
- it's too bright!
- Aw, chunder! Aw, chunder! Another returned shipment?
! Chunder! Another returned shipment?
! Rigby! Another returned shipment?
! Rigby! What?
Rigby! What?
Mordecai?
What?
Mordecai?
Where are we?
Mordecai?
Where are we?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Where are we?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Hey, look! It's Australia!
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Hey, look! It's Australia!
- Hey, look! It's Australia!
- Hello.
Hello.
This is Benson.
Hello.
This is Benson.
Will you accept a collect this is Benson.
Will you accept a collect call from Will you accept a collect call from Oh my gosh, Benson! Call from Oh my gosh, Benson! There's kangaroos Oh my gosh, Benson! There's kangaroos here, and we There's kangaroos here, and we Accept.
Here, and we Accept.
Oh, my gosh! Accept.
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! We're in trouble, man.
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! We're in trouble, man.
Benson, we're in Australia!
- We're in trouble, man.
- Benson, we're in Australia!
- Benson, we're in Australia!
- Ha ha.
Very funny, guys.
Ha ha.
Very funny, guys.
Listen up missed you at work ha ha.
Very funny, guys.
Listen up missed you at work yesterday.
Listen up missed you at work yesterday.
If you don't come in Monday, yesterday.
If you don't come in Monday, don't bother coming in at all.
If you don't come in Monday, don't bother coming in at all.
What did he say?
! Don't bother coming in at all.
What did he say?
! If we don't come in What did he say?
! If we don't come in to work on Monday, we're fired.
If we don't come in to work on Monday, we're fired.
Ah, man! To work on Monday, we're fired.
Ah, man! Dude, come on.
Ah, man! Dude, come on.
We got to get to an airport.
Dude, come on.
We got to get to an airport.
Hey, excuse me.
We got to get to an airport.
Hey, excuse me.
Is there an Airport around hey, excuse me.
Is there an Airport around here somewhere?
Is there an Airport around here somewhere?
Here somewhere?
Uh So you don't know Uh So you don't know where the airport is?
Uh So you don't know where the airport is?
Ah,
- where the airport is?
- Ah, don't mind Angus.
Ah, don't mind Angus.
He's always mad.
Don't mind Angus.
He's always mad.
So, how can I help you boys?
He's always mad.
So, how can I help you boys?
We're just trying so, how can I help you boys?
We're just trying to find the nearest airport.
We're just trying to find the nearest airport.
Airport.
Right.
To find the nearest airport.
Airport.
Right.
Nearest one's 300 clicks.
Airport.
Right.
Nearest one's 300 clicks.
Clicks?
Nearest one's 300 clicks.
Clicks?
Kilometers.
Clicks?
Kilometers.
Ohhh.
Kilometers.
Ohhh.
We call those "miles.
" Ohhh.
We call those "miles.
" Oh, yeah.
I know miles.
We call those "miles.
" Oh, yeah.
I know miles.
He drives the bus.
Oh, yeah.
I know miles.
He drives the bus.
You can probably hop on that to he drives the bus.
You can probably hop on that to the airport In about you can probably hop on that to the airport In about 15 minutes.
The airport In about 15 minutes.
Perfect! 15 minutes.
Perfect! Just enough time for a soda.
Perfect! Just enough time for a soda.
Joey?
Just enough time for a soda.
Joey?
Certainly.
Here you go.
Joey?
Certainly.
Here you go.
One can of fizzy.
Certainly.
Here you go.
One can of fizzy.
The prime minister will be one can of fizzy.
The prime minister will be returning to Australia tomorrow the prime minister will be returning to Australia tomorrow after his stomach surgery.
Returning to Australia tomorrow after his stomach surgery.
I'ma punch the after his stomach surgery.
I'ma punch the prime minister!! I'ma punch the prime minister!! Ah, I'll believe it when I prime minister!! Ah, I'll believe it when I see it.
Ah, I'll believe it when I see it.
I will!! See it.
I will!! Punch the I will!! Punch the prime minister?
Punch the prime minister?
Prime minister?
Oh! Oh! We call that "going" Oh! We call that "going to the bathroom.
" We call that "going to the bathroom.
" Now I got to punch the prime minister.
Now I got to punch the prime minister.
Aw, yeah! The bus! Prime minister.
Aw, yeah! The bus! Rigby! Dude, come on! Aw, yeah! The bus! Rigby! Dude, come on! The bus is here! Rigby! Dude, come on! The bus is here! I'm not done punching the bus is here! I'm not done punching the prime minister! I'm not done punching the prime minister! Ugh! We got to go! The prime minister! Ugh! We got to go! Rigby! Ugh! We got to go! Rigby! All right.
All right.
Rigby! All right.
All right.
Hey, wait up! Dude! There's no door! Hey! Hey! Dude! There's no door! Hey! Hey! Where's the door?
! Hey! Hey! Where's the door?
! Door's on that side.
Where's the door?
! Door's on that side.
Great! Door's on that side.
Great! Great.
Now what are we gonna do?
Dude, the airport's now what are we gonna do?
Dude, the airport's 300 kilometers away.
Dude, the airport's 300 kilometers away.
That's only like 300 kilometers away.
That's only like 20 miles.
That's only like 20 miles.
Let's just walk it.
20 miles.
Let's just walk it.
All right, but I'm let's just walk it.
All right, but I'm not giving you a piggyback ride.
All right, but I'm not giving you a piggyback ride.
I'm not gonna ask for not giving you a piggyback ride.
I'm not gonna ask for a piggyback ride.
I'm not gonna ask for a piggyback ride.
Must keep Going.
Can't lose Our Jobs.
Can't lose Our Jobs.
Jobs.
An aborigine! An aborigine! Water! An aborigine! Water! Ahh.
Ohh.
- Water!
- Ahh.
Ohh.
- Ahh.
Ohh.
- Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.
Dude, we need to get to the Thanks, man.
Dude, we need to get to the airport.
Dude, we need to get to the airport.
Uh Air Port! Airport.
Uh Air Port! Dude, we're not uh Air Port! Dude, we're not getting through to him.
Dude, we're not getting through to him.
Need Go City! Getting through to him.
Need Go City! Take us to road! Need Go City! Take us to road! Yes! Take us to road! Yes! Perfect! Yes! Perfect! We'll follow this guy to a road, Perfect! We'll follow this guy to a road, hitch a ride to the city, hop on we'll follow this guy to a road, hitch a ride to the city, hop on a plane, and boom! Hitch a ride to the city, hop on a plane, and boom! Back at work, baby! A plane, and boom! Back at work, baby! I hope so.
Back at work, baby! I hope so.
I just wish we didn't have to I hope so.
I just wish we didn't have to stare at this guy's aboriginal I just wish we didn't have to stare at this guy's aboriginal butt the whole way.
Yes! Dude, we got to get Yes! Dude, we got to get to the airport! Dude, we got to get to the airport! Please, please take us! To the airport! Please, please take us! We're gonna lose our jobs! Please, please take us! We're gonna lose our jobs! We got to go! We got to go!
- We're gonna lose our jobs!
- We got to go! We got to go!
- We got to go! We got to go!
- Not a word.
Not a word.
Can't make heads nor tails of not a word.
Can't make heads nor tails of what these blokes are sayin'.
- Can't make heads nor tails of what these blokes are sayin'.
- It's
- what these blokes are sayin'.
- It's their unintelligible accents It's their unintelligible accents what's got me all up their unintelligible accents what's got me all up a gum tree, eh?
What's got me all up a gum tree, eh?
What's they sayin', Wally?
A gum tree, eh?
What's they sayin', Wally?
Turn that gizmo off.
What's they sayin', Wally?
Turn that gizmo off.
These two
- turn that gizmo off.
- These two chaps got lost in the outback These two chaps got lost in the outback and need a lift back to the chaps got lost in the outback and need a lift back to the airport.
And need a lift back to the airport.
I think they may be chucking a airport.
I think they may be chucking a sickie.
I think they may be chucking a sickie.
Oh, yeah! Sickie.
Oh, yeah! We know what that's like.
Oh, yeah! We know what that's like.
Dude, you can speak we know what that's like.
Dude, you can speak English?
Dude, you can speak English?
Majored in it English?
Majored in it phd, Cambridge.
Majored in it phd, Cambridge.
You probably thought these were phd, Cambridge.
You probably thought these were real, too.
You probably thought these were real, too.
Nude pants.
Real, too.
Nude pants.
I'm looking for investors in nude pants.
I'm looking for investors in the states.
I'm looking for investors in the states.
E
-mail me.
The states.
E
-mail me.
Thanks, dude! E
-mail me.
Thanks, dude! So, you blokes want a ride Thanks, dude! So, you blokes want a ride to the airport.
So, you blokes want a ride to the airport.
You got any money?
To the airport.
You got any money?
No.
You got any money?
No.
Got anything to trade?
No.
Got anything to trade?
No.
Got anything to trade?
No.
Well, can you at least sing No.
Well, can you at least sing us a bloomin' song?
Well, can you at least sing us a bloomin' song?
Us a bloomin' song?
Digeri
-do or digeri
-do or digeri
-don't digeri
-do or digeri
-don't maybe we'll get home, digeri
-don't maybe we'll get home, and maybe we won't maybe we'll get home, and maybe we won't nappin' in a crate, and maybe we won't nappin' in a crate, workin' not concern me nappin' in a crate, workin' not concern me lost in a desert on a workin' not concern me lost in a desert on a spiritual journey lost in a desert on a spiritual journey so we give you spiritual journey so we give you this rhyme and hope you'll be so we give you this rhyme and hope you'll be our chauffeur This rhyme and hope you'll be our chauffeur 'cause if you leave our chauffeur 'cause if you leave us here, we'll probably die 'cause if you leave us here, we'll probably die of exposure Us here, we'll probably die of exposure wigga, wigga Of exposure wigga, wigga die of exposure! Wigga, wigga die of exposure! Hm
-hm
-hm
-hm
-hm! Die of exposure! hm
-hm
-hm
-hm
-hm! Yeah! Hm
-hm
-hm
-hm
-hm! Yeah! Didn't understand a word.
Yeah! Didn't understand a word.
But we appreciate it from a didn't understand a word.
But we appreciate it from a Sonic level.
But we appreciate it from a Sonic level.
Get in the back.
Sonic level.
Get in the back.
Yes! Get in the back.
Yes! What do you guys Yes! What do you guys haul, by the way?
What do you guys haul, by the way?
- Haul, by the way?
- Ow! Ow! Ohh! Ow! Ohh! Ohhh! Aaaah! Ohh! Ohhh! Aaaah! Hear something?
Ohhh! Aaaah! Hear something?
Yeah.
The radio.
Hear something?
Yeah.
The radio.
Oh, no! Oh, no! Don't let the kangaroos out! Oh, no! Don't let the kangaroos out! Oh, sorry, man! Don't let the kangaroos out! Oh, sorry, man! Yeah, we got to go! Oh, sorry, man! Yeah, we got to go! The prime minister has just Yeah, we got to go! The prime minister has just landed and will be addressing the prime minister has just landed and will be addressing his recent surgery momentarily.
Landed and will be addressing his recent surgery momentarily.
Prime minister.
His recent surgery momentarily.
Prime minister.
Got to punch Prime minister.
Got to punch The prime minister.
Got to punch The prime minister.
We need two tickets the prime minister.
We need two tickets for your next flight to America.
- We need two tickets for your next flight to America.
- Last
- for your next flight to America.
- Last flight of the day departs in an Last flight of the day departs in an hour, arrives tomorrow at flight of the day departs in an hour, arrives tomorrow at Hour, arrives tomorrow at Perfect! Perfect! And it looks like we still Perfect! And it looks like we still have a few seats available.
And it looks like we still have a few seats available.
Great! Have a few seats available.
Great! Right, then.
Great! Right, then.
Two tickets will bring your right, then.
Two tickets will bring your total to$2,400 U.
S.
Two tickets will bring your total to$2,400 U.
S.
Aww, what?
! Total to$2,400 U.
S.
Aww, what?
! We don't have that Aww, what?
! We don't have that kind of cash! We don't have that kind of cash! What are we gonna do?
Kind of cash! What are we gonna do?
It's the prime minister! What are we gonna do?
It's the prime minister! Mr.
prime minister! It's the prime minister! Mr.
Prime minister! Mr.
prime minister! Mr.
prime minister! Mr.
prime minister! How was the surgery?
Mr.
prime minister! How was the surgery?
Absolutely bonzer.
How was the surgery?
Absolutely bonzer.
Thanks for asking.
Absolutely bonzer.
Thanks for asking.
Now let me address some of my thanks for asking.
Now let me address some of my constituents' concerns head
-on.
Now let me address some of my constituents' concerns head
-on.
Don't worry.
Constituents' concerns head
-on.
Don't worry.
Your prime minister is still as don't worry.
Your prime minister is still as sharp as the wily platypus, our your prime minister is still as sharp as the wily platypus, our national marsupial, and he's sharp as the wily platypus, our national marsupial, and he's coming back as strong as the national marsupial, and he's coming back as strong as the mighty boomerang, our national coming back as strong as the mighty boomerang, our national w*apon.
Mighty boomerang, our national w*apon.
In fact, if you could say I have w*apon.
In fact, if you could say I have a weak point, it'd be this scar in fact, if you could say I have a weak point, it'd be this scar on my stomach.
A weak point, it'd be this scar on my stomach.
There I'm as weak as a naked on my stomach.
There I'm as weak as a naked baby Joey.
There I'm as weak as a naked baby Joey.
Baby Joey.
Punch me there, and I'd Punch me there, and I'd probably die.
Punch me there, and I'd probably die.
- Probably die.
- Who'd be mad enough to punch Who'd be mad enough to punch the prime minister?
Who'd be mad enough to punch the prime minister?
- The prime minister?
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! A roving band of mad kangaroos! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! A roving band of mad kangaroos! Protect the prime minister! A roving band of mad kangaroos! Protect the prime minister! Whoa! Protect the prime minister! Whoa! Punch the prime minister! Whoa! Punch the prime minister! Punch the prime minister! Punch the prime minister! Punch the prime minister! Hey, that guy sure punch the prime minister! Hey, that guy sure came a long way to Use Hey, that guy sure came a long way to Use The Came a long way to Use The Punch the prime minister! The Punch the prime minister! I've got to punch the punch the prime minister! I've got to punch the prime minister, too.
I've got to punch the prime minister, too.
Punch the prime minister! He's gonna punch the prime minister! He's gonna punch the prime minister! Come on! Prime minister! Come on! Oi! Come on! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Hut, hut! Hike! Oi! Oi! Oi! Hut, hut! Hike! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Hut, hut! Hike! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Stettman with the oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Stettman with the long b*mb! Stettman with the long b*mb! Hey! Prime minister! Long b*mb! Hey! Prime minister! Yu
-u
-u
-h
-hu
-u
-u
-u
-h! Hey! Prime minister! Yu
-u
-u
-h
-hu
-u
-u
-u
-h! No! That'll k*ll me! It's Angus! It's Angus! Still sore you lost the it's Angus! Still sore you lost the election, mate?
Still sore you lost the election, mate?
- Election, mate?
- These two yanks just saved These two yanks just saved the prime minister! These two yanks just saved the prime minister! Wh
-o
-o
-o
-o
-o
-o
-oa! The prime minister! Wh
-o
-o
-o
-o
-o
-o
-oa! Thank you both for saving Wh
-o
-o
-o
-o
-o
-o
-oa! Thank you both for saving my life.
Thank you both for saving my life.
Now tell me to whom does all my life.
Now tell me to whom does all of Australia owe this unpayable now tell me to whom does all of Australia owe this unpayable debt of gratitude?
Of Australia owe this unpayable debt of gratitude?
I'm mordecai.
Debt of gratitude?
I'm mordecai.
Rigby.
I'm mordecai.
Rigby.
Rigby, huh?
Rigby.
Rigby, huh?
Well, in honor of your heroism, rigby, huh?
Well, in honor of your heroism, let it be known from this day well, in honor of your heroism, let it be known from this day forward, rubgy shall be renamed let it be known from this day forward, rubgy shall be renamed rigby! Forward, rubgy shall be renamed rigby! Huzzah! Rigby! Huzzah! Actually, I was the Huzzah! Actually, I was the one who threw the life
-saving Actually, I was the one who threw the life
-saving football.
One who threw the life
-saving football.
Well, we're not calling it football.
Well, we're not calling it "mordecai
-by.
" Well, we're not calling it "mordecai
-by.
" That means "going to the "mordecai
-by.
" That means "going to the bathroom.
" Dude, the Australian prime minister totally hooked us up! Australian prime minister totally hooked us up! See, I told you it was totally hooked us up! See, I told you it was a good idea to take a nap in See, I told you it was a good idea to take a nap in that crate.
A good idea to take a nap in that crate.
Wh
-o
-o
-o
-o
-o
-oa! That crate.
Wh
-o
-o
-o
-o
-o
-oa! Huh?
This isn't first class! This isn't first class! Wait.
First class! Wait.
Did you have the same dream Wait.
Did you have the same dream about Australia?
Did you have the same dream about Australia?
Yeah.
The aborigine?
About Australia?
Yeah.
The aborigine?
The prime minister?
Yeah.
The aborigine?
The prime minister?
Me saving the The prime minister?
Me saving the prime minister?
Me saving the prime minister?
Dude, it was just a prime minister?
Dude, it was just a dream which means we totally Dude, it was just a dream which means we totally got away with taking a nap in a dream which means we totally got away with taking a nap in a crate.
Got away with taking a nap in a crate.
Wh
-o
-o
-o
-o
-oa! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
06x15 - Mordecai and Rigby Down Under
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.