[instrumental music]
[gavel banging]
♪ Losing yourself
♪ Why won't you give life
♪ And take another look ♪
♪ Though there's love
♪ It hasn't found you, but ♪
♪ It's not so easy to forget ♪
♪ That sooner or later
♪ And stumbles into love ♪
♪ Tumbles into love ♪
♪ Sonner or latter
♪ It happens to be true ♪
♪ There's nothing you can do ♪
♪ Sooner or later
How are you guys doing, huh?
-Hey, Bob!
-How have you been?
Talk to you later, huh?
[instrumental music]
-Hi.
I was just wondering how...
basically shy person
asks a basically lovely person
Just like that.
♪ Put on a smile
♪ And hope that no one lasts
♪ Though success surround you ♪
♪ Love hasn't found you
♪ Love hasn't touched you yet ♪
♪ But sooner or later
♪ And stumbles into love ♪
♪ Tumbles into love ♪
♪ Sooner or later
♪ It happens to be true ♪
♪ There's nothing you can do ♪
♪ Because sooner or later ♪
♪ Love... ♪
♪ Will come to you ♪
♪ Come to you ♪
[bell buzzing]
[piano music]
[instrumental music]
This is the best lemon chicken
Well, you're
And I wanted to make
special for you.
[Lynnete] And the portions
[Lynnete] Petite.
Well, we wouldn't want
eating, would we, hmm?
-More wine?
Say when.
When.
Is this getting too easy?
[instrumental music]
I'll talk to you later.
[Schiller] Oh,
[Schiller] Oh,
of colonial anemone.
Corianactis californica.
Uh, beautiful, isn't it?
Hmm-mm.
Hmm-mm.
Now here you can see
Now here you can see
and shoreline construction,
-Doctor.
-Doctor.
Doctor Dawson.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, of course,
Compound Tunicate?
Compound Tunicate?
Compound Tunicate.
Yes.
Yes.
Polyplanum planum.
It's a species that's...
threatened
threatened
barrier reef perimeter.
Is something wrong?
Is something wrong?
I guess I... it's hard to
I guess I... it's hard to
who looks like you "Doctor."
Well, you can call me Diana.
Diana.
Why are we looking at a slide
Why do you think?
Dr. Schiller, I don't think
I'm really only interested
that supports the case
Diana, do you know
getting these slides?
getting these slides?
-What are you doing?
shivering in cold, dark water.
-Well, I can appreciate...
Do you know how monotonous it is
waiting for squid to mate...
Professor Schiller, Please!
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
I'm here because I care about
not myself!
Oh, stop playing naive!
You're over twenty-one,
you come up
take off your shoes,
what do you expect me to think?
That I'm a thirty-year-old Ph.D.
-Can I massage your feet?
[Diana] Dr. Schiller, please!
[Schiller]
I've got some beautiful stuff
[Diana] No, I don't.
I don't want to see
And I especially,
that squid of yours again!
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]
[music continues]
[music continues]
Hmm. Diana!
Huh. I didn't expect
I can see that, Dee.
Keep my place,
Keep my place,
I thought you had a conference
I thought you had a conference
I did.
I did.
It's over. I'm home. Who's he?
Oh, that's uh...
Forty-two.
Twenty-four.
Twenty-four.
Old friends, huh?
Hi there, uh, how you doing?
Please, don't get up.
Here, eat.
[Diana] Oh.
[Diana] Oh.
[Dee] Okay, what happened?
[Dee] Okay, what happened?
Don't want to talk about it.
Why? What did he do,
weird things
That's not funny!
Sorry.
[sighs]
[sighs]
I don't understand
like a fellow scientist.
Diana...
have you taken
in the mirror lately?
It shouldn't have
It has everything to do with it.
Why not take advantage
Why not take advantage
-I think I would.
-I think I would.
Yeah. He's cute, huh?
Yeah. He's cute, huh?
-Look, we agreed...
What I do in my bedroom
-And what I don't do
-Okay.
But let's not talk about
What do you mean, that?
You know.
-You mean, celibate?
Oh, I'm celibate.
And I don't care who knows it.
[Dee] Okay, okay,
But this is the 1980s.
Men have gone to the moon!
Not for sex.
I hate to disillusion you,
but life isn't your
frothy little battle
It's blind dates!
B.O and social diseases.
Take it from me.
[sighs]
Love does not.
Love does not.
I repeat.
Does not conquer all.
What's celibate?
What's celibate?
-Don't worry, it's not catching.
[Ellie on phone] Oh, Bob.
[Ellie on phone] Oh, Bob.
But, um, Jules is waiting
[sighs]
[clears throat]
Send him in.
Send him in.
[Ellie on phone]
Mr. Thompkins.
Mr. Thompkins.
-We'll finish
-We'll finish
-Sure.
Those people from
Good.
Bob, our clients
with the idea
so they're authorizing you
Um, not too much, just...
-Use a little of that old, uh...
-Use a little of that old, uh...
Well, here in the firm,
Well, here in the firm,
Shall I have them come in?
No, no. Let 'em wait.
It's better psychologically.
Ah.
They're making us wait.
They're making us wait.
[Ellie] Thompkins,
So, you'll know how to do it
Not very funny,
Not very funny,
Well, I think
They have lawyers
They have lawyers
And we have him.
Well, he's the best
When they start the excavation,
And all our research
Well, we're on the right.
That should count
[Ellie] Thompkins,
[Ellie] Thompkins,
"Subtitle Biotic Dysfunction!"
[Ellie] One moment.
[Ellie] One moment.
Where are the hot parts?
Did you get anything else
No! And he didn't get
A-ha, together I am putting
A-ha, together I am putting
That's why Schiller isn't here.
Ha, ha, ha. Poor Schiller!
They haven't come out yet?
Oh, boy, this makes
[sighs]
[sighs]
All right.
All right.
I think their blood
Ellie, will you show
Ellie, will you show
[Ellie] Yes, Mr. Gifford.
All right.
[clears throat]
Come in, I'm sorry about
Come in, I'm sorry about
Thank you.
Well, if this isn't
It is?
It is?
Last night... on the balcony?
You were the, uh...
the mating squid?
And you were the one
-Hi, Bob Gifford.
Oh! Hmm.
And I'm Professor Zackal.
Don't bother shaking my hand,
I'm Warren Cranston,
Yes, I know.
Thank you.
Please.
This is my associate,
I think you already know
Good.
Now then... The...
Coastal Conservation Committee,
composed of members
as well as
has attained a temporary
against our client,
against our client,
I did that.
Yes, I know.
Now then, our clients
Now then, our clients
and are willing to
in return for
Well, I'm not too sure
to withdraw our complaint
follow through
Warren, let's hear him out.
[Warren] Well, it's just
old lawyer tactics.
old lawyer tactics.
As I was saying, Warren...
We really do need to discuss
First of all, our clients
First of all, our clients
the outer boundary
in fifty yards.
This will create less
in which your clients
[Warren] We can't
Any disturbance
of the institute
an already endangered
[Jan] Mr. Crantz, it's not
to do either of those things.
[Warren] Well, that doesn't
that you people are
that you people are
the environment.
Our positions are too far apart
I, I can't see any reason
Well, I guess that's it then.
We'll have to
We'll have to
[Bob] It's been a pleasure!
Miss Dawson?
Uh, Doctor Dawson.
Oh, I'm sorry,
Could I speak to you
Yes, of course.
I'll meet you in the lobby.
I'll meet you in the lobby.
-You're on it, Bob, we'll talk.
I've just been...
Sitting here, wondering
shy person like myself...
shy person like myself...
would ask a basically
lovely person like yourself,
What?
-Dinner.
Yeah, you know, two people
discussing world politics,
making fun of TV evangelists.
Uh, dinner.
No. Thank you.
You mean the "No," with the "N"
You mean the "No," with the "N"
and nothing in the middle?
Yes, that's the one.
What is it?
-No
-No
-Going with someone?
Well, I don't understand!
Look, it's only dinner!
What's the matter,
What's the matter,
Look, I warn you,
However, I've been known to make
exceptions in special cases.
[sighs]
[man] Flowers.
Flowers.
Flowers. Flowers. Flowers.
-Bob!
What, what?
-What!
I could send my kid
with the money
Your kid's a year old!
I'm an accountant, I plan ahead.
If you plan ahead so well,
so much in taxes?
Because you do not have
Listen, Bob, I don't mind
In fact, doing your books
in my life.
I just wish some of these
What would you like me to do,
They would probably say
They always say yes to you.
Yeah, always.
[man] All right, Bob.
Bob?
-Yoohoo.
You make too damn much money!
We need to shelter some of it.
-So, talk to me.
I got an offering on
commuter airline.
I can put you into it.
I don't like to fly that far
Okay.
How about
how does that sound?
Is there anything less esoteric
Yeah.
You could get married.
Tell me more about computers.
I think there's a precedent
in Coastal Commission
in Coastal Commission
-Well, at least there's
-Yes.
By the way, you were terrific
Thank you, so were you.
-Do you find anything
-No.
If I didn't know any better,
I would say that there was
What?
Better watch myself.
-What's this?
Diana Dawson.
her name around for?
Umm...
I've never known you to write
especially, with all those
-Give me that.
Now I see where the inspiration
-Oh, you think so?
Give me that. Come here.
Come on,
-You really want to know?
I can't tell you.
You'd think I was a scoundrel.
Oh, I know you're a scoundrel.
Tell me anyway.
All right.
Because I'm gonna use her
And those people will drop
And those people will drop
Oh, you're the lowest.
Thank you.
Now come here.
-What?
Once more, without feeling.
Diana, I want to apologize
Diana, I want to apologize
Actually, you and I
both looking for
Only your way,
That's it,
That's it,
Huh? Who, what?
Why do I get the feeling
Want to beam me back aboard?
We can't afford
We can't afford
So I'll find out his strategy.
Mm-hm.
Let's see how these
Mm-hmm.
Temperature level
Temperature level
Excuse me, I'm looking
Sorry, Charlie, we only want
-[Bob] Professor.
This lab is off limits
Ahhh, it's... Mr. Lawyer, huh?
How're doing, doctor?
Thought I'd drop by. Oh...
-How are you, Miss...
-Hello.
I think he wants to talk to you.
[Bob] No, actually I came by
I understand you're
Is that true?
Sonny, I'm the guy
"How's the water?".
I'm sure
All right, I'll come
All right, I'll come
Dinner?
-Yeah.
-Sure.
thank you!
Great.
-Yeah, oh, I'll call you, okay?
-All right.
-Bye.
Sometimes it's not so much
when to pause.
So where are you taking her?
Oh, I don't know.
for a drink, you know.
Then what, back to your place
I guess.
Lemon chicken?
I knew it! I knew it!
You know,
-That's what gets them.
[indistinct chatter]
Diana.
Diana.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-You look great.
-You look great.
You know,
You know,
Jeanette MacDonald
Jeanette MacDonald
-Oh yeah, you like
-Yeah, I do, a lot.
But I hate these kind of places.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, me too.
I just thought
Bobby, I haven't
-I'd like--
I know what you drink.
How about you, honey?
Oh, honey will have
Then you'll know
Then you'll know
[nervous laughter]
[Diana] So...
This is a change for you, huh?
Well, I come here
-Bobby? Hi.
Listen, you want that drink?
Why?
Because I know
to have dinner.
to have dinner.
-Fine.
That lemon chicken
Well, you're
And I want to make
And I want to make
Thank you.
[phone rings]
Excuse me.
Portions were
Portions were
Hello!
Uh, no, I can't right now.
Uh, no, I can't right now.
Uh, yes, yes, I had
You lost what?
[Bob] In my bathtub?
[Bob] In my bathtub?
Well, I can't
Call me tomorrow, okay?
Right. Bye.
-Would you like some more wine?
Fine
Never skimp on that, do you?
Uh-huh.
-You never answered my question.
About the temporary
Oh, it's good until
Oh, it's good until
-Oh.
[pours wine]
-Thank you.
To restraining orders.
Temporary restraining orders.
Temporary restraining orders.
Do you play?
A little.
The piano.
[laughs]
[laughs]
I'll play something for you
all about yourself.
Oh, there's really
-I would like to ask you
-Sure.
How does one file a writ
with the agency
Well, you file for a writ,
which is then in turn,
issued by the court
Oh.
Go ahead. Keep talking.
You play a little?
Okay, so I play
Wait a minute,
Wait a minute,
What is that?
♪ Embrace me
♪ Embrace me
It's from a 1943 movie,
With Mickey Rooney
they were trying to put on
Probably.
♪ Embrace me
An old-fashioned song
I thought you were such a cynic.
What?
After all, didn't I invite you
and lemon chicken,
and lemon chicken,
♪ Just one look at you
♪ You, and you alone
[phone rings]
[sighs] Excuse me.
Hello.
Yes, I had a... what?
You found what in my bathtub?
You found what in my bathtub?
I will, just...
Hmm. Oh, yes, it's very special.
Yeah, bye.
Now, where were we?
Now, where were we?
Should Professor Zackal sue
or extraordinary?
Huh.
They're both the same thing.
-Oh?
to this thing, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I guess it's something
I guess it's something
They're very socially aware,
affirmative action types.
Very committed to causes,
and marriage and each other.
For thirty years,
that if you value something,
Stick to it,
And you?
Aside from a well-tuned
and running a lost and found
What are you committed to?
A lot of things.
I'm committed to...
Not pushing too hard. To, uh...
Not pushing too hard. To, uh...
Not making waves.
Rolling with the punches.
Rolling with the punches.
To avoiding cliches?
Obviously.
And I'm committed
with a very special lady.
Do you think
Doing what?
Colluding.
The law states
may collude at any time
and with any part
and with any part
-Really?
-What's a writ of mandamus?
Oh, it's a...
It's an order by a court
It's an order by a court
commanding a lower body
-Oh?
Oh! Oh, I've got to be going.
I didn't realize
What, uh... W-Would you
Now, uh... Look, I haven't
Let me finish the song at least.
Bob, I've got a lot of work
♪ ...many charms about you. ♪
♪ Above all
[phone ringing]
He's not here.
-Are you all right?
I just have to get up so early,
Oh, no, it's, uh, look...
Oh, no, it's, uh, look...
to the door.
You sure I can't give you
Oh, no, thanks, I'm fine.
-A bottle of wine?
-Bob.
Thank you for the help.
-It was lovely.
[instrumental music]
[seagulls squawking]
[seagulls squawking]
Don't worry, you'll get her.
Don't worry, you'll get her.
I don't know.
Makes me wonder,
Losing it!
I know what it means to lose it.
You're not even close.
Besides, you'll never
as long as you have me
You'll look better!
Never.
Never once had to call
He'll call you.
No, I don't think so.
That kind of man
if you're not cooperative,
Huh, I cooperate
-Why don't you call him?
I thought you said you had
You said he was nice.
I said he wasn't as terrible
He wasn't as great
What kind of place is Gatsby's?
Is that where he hangs out?
You want to go over there?
You want to go over there?
-I didn't say that.
As research.
As research.
Nope, I don't think so,
Well, you're probably
A place like Gatsby's
A place like Gatsby's
[instrumental music]
[indistinct chatter]
Is it fantastic tonight or what?
Hoo-hoo!
Excuse me.
Hi.
Hi.
Nice not meeting you.
[sighs]
Oh, oh, there's, um...
Oh, oh, there's, um...
Hey, hey, hey,
What do you say
What do you say
[Bob] Why do you keep
and torturing yourself.
I'm not doing this for me.
I'm doing it for them.
Look, look at all
How often do they get to see
Come on, Bob,
Oh, I don't think so.
Dude, where you going?
To the library.
What's matter with him?
I don't know.
He took this girl out
What happened?
Nothing.
Why nothing?
Bob?
[humming]
[telephone ringing]
Hello?
[raspy] Hello, Dr. Dawson?
Mm-hm.
[Bob on phone] Well, doc,
[Bob on phone] Well, doc,
It starts in my--
Who is this?
It's Bob...
-Gifford.
[Bob on phone] How you doing?
Well, I'm fine. How are you?
Fine, fine.
[chuckles]
[Diana on phone] That's good.
Yeah, I'm a little surprised.
Other women usually get back
Well, I didn't say that.
It's true, but I didn't say it.
Um... what are you doing?
Now?
Yeah, I thought
and discuss the red tide
off the Oregon coast.
Or perhaps debate the merits
vis-a-vis
Does that sound exciting, ha?
[laughing]
Well, what do you say?
of your choice?
We'll rap about
Does that,
[laughing]
You don't rap about marine
[laughing]
Well, I'll pick you up
[Diana on phone]
Huh?
[Diana on phone]
at the end of the week?
Um, Friday?
Call? Again?
Mm-hm, unless you can't call.
No, no, I can. I can.
I'll call. Friday it'll be.
I'll... I'll call.
All right, see you then.
Bye. Oh, wait a minute.
Well, I thought you
Aha.
Okay, well, Friday it'll be.
Bye.
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]
Let's make a promise right now.
What?
Not to discuss the case.
I don't try to bend you
you don't try
Is that a deal?
Sure. I promise.
Okay, good. So do I.
They're tanks out there
to the lab
I wonder what the thermo-haline
See that buoy? Well, you can't
The transmitter buoy, isn't it?
The transmitter buoy, isn't it?
Right. And it's connected to--
A water monitor.
More specifically
Didn't think I knew all of that.
No.
-Impressed?
[laughing]
You know, I don't usually
to see how beautiful things
Oh, it's so beautiful.
You better enjoy it
Why is that?
Because if your clients,
Because if your clients,
where you were
is going to be a shopping mall.
is going to be a shopping mall.
-Really?
Over there it's going to be
Over there it's going to be
where the doctors can sail
And behind us is going
condominium, singles complex,
complete with tennis courts,
Who needs the ocean
Diana, it's my job
All right,
you'd be working for us.
You know, I could have sworn
All right. We did.
All right. We did.
I guess that just leaves us
I guess that just leaves us
What's that?
Kiss and make up.
Kiss and make up.
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]
-I like this.
-I like this.
Oh, kissing with the wind
in our faces.
in our faces.
Yeah, I like it too,
all except with the wind
I think it's very romantic,
I think it's very romantic,
You want romance?
I'll show you romance.
[instrumental music]
♪ Except for all
♪ Except for all
♪ And crazy days ♪
♪ A hundred doubts
♪ A hundred doubts
♪ In twice as many ways ♪
♪ Not counting
♪ You hope just to say ♪
♪ Love is easy ♪
♪ Not counting hasty words
♪ Humiliating moments ♪
♪ When you wish
♪ And all the plans
♪ To sit home alone instead ♪
♪ Love is easy ♪
♪ It isn't hard
♪ Looking in your eyes ♪
♪ So many things
♪ Make me realize ♪
♪ Make me realize ♪
♪ If not
♪ And shaking knees ♪
♪ The things
♪ In your eagerness to please ♪
♪ In spite of disappointments ♪
♪ In their varying degrees ♪
♪ Love is easy ♪
♪ Oh so easy ♪
[Diana] Isn't it beautiful?
[Bob] Yeah. Woah, woah.
[Diana] Haven't the past
[Bob] Oh, yeah, they've... Whoa.
[Diana] I've really enjoyed
[Bob] Yeah.
Whoa!
[Diana] You were wondering what?
[Bob] Oh, nothing, nothing,
[Diana] You know,
Monday.
Oh, I know we promised
[Bob] That's right.
[Diana] Damn,
[Bob] Uh-huh, Daina,
your hand please,
your hand please,
it makes the horse goes funny.
[Diana] Well,
[Bob] That's it, isn't it?
That's what's been
If it wasn't for that,
[Diana] What are you
[Bob] Nothing.
Diana,
[chuckles]
[Diana] Well,
[Bob] Just answer it.
I mean, do I turn you on
[Diana] Well, of course you do.
[Bob] I wasn't sure.
[Diana] Well, you do.
[Bob] Well, why don't we...
[Diana] What? Why don't we what?
[Bob] Take these horses back?
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]
[man] Bob, maybe
[Bob] No, it's worth it.
[man] No, it's definitely
I could jog
and still be
[chuckles]
[Bob] I thought you were talking
[man] No, I've given up
You should take a lesson
[Bob] No, I'm no quitter, Ender.
[man] Don't think of it
Think of it
Swallow your pride
and move on to the next
[Bob] No, it goes
It's actually grown
Bordering on genuine affection.
You know where that can lead.
[man] Yeah, deep trouble.
[Bob] I don't get it.
in the book.
[man] You should know.
You wrote the book.
[Bob] She wanted romance.
I don't know what else to do.
[man] Have you asked her?
[Bob] Asked her?
Asked her to bed. I did.
I said, "Look, Diana,
a very physical person.
"Lately, a very
Why don't you sleep with me?"
That's what you
Yeah.
Hello. Are we ready to decide?
I think we're still deciding.
I'll bring your salads.
Bob, I think there's something
No, no, before you say
I want you to know
the answer for myself.
You have?
Oh, then you know
Exactly.
Either we're lovers
in a court of law.
And since I can't handle
your physical lover,
from the case.
Well, you'd do that for me?
Now I know you think
on my part, Diana.
But the thing is...
I think I may be in love
Are you kidding?
Maybe, maybe I am kidding.
Maybe, maybe I am kidding.
I don't know.
Well, I think I may feel
Well, I think I may feel
-You may?
-You may?
And that makes everything
It does?
No, but I'll really think
You're really gonna think
I'll really think about it.
What there to think about?
Diana, you may love me,
That seems
Well, for you maybe,
Well, for you maybe,
Maybe I could
but it really wasn't an issue.
Don't laugh
What.
The reason I won't...
-Sleep with me.
is because
of celibacy.
You're a nun?
Well, only when it comes to sex.
Here we are.
Pepper?
Pepper?
Say when.
Enjoy your salad.
Enjoy your salad.
At least you didn't laugh.
I'm still waiting
Bob, it's not something
My feelings exactly.
My feelings exactly.
I mean, up into four
I had a generally active
Would it be too personal
Walker Kellogg happened.
We lived together
we were both going
And I thought it was about
in the world.
I wanted to be married
Me to Walker
Me to Walker
When it was all over,
never happen to me again.
I see.
I'm not the time to play house.
I want a real commitment.
Uh-huh.
I guess it's become
Uh-huh.
A moral imperative, if you will.
Could you pass the salt?
Uh-huh.
-Thank you.
I'm sitting in a restaurant
that starts right here.
And she says to me
Please pass the salt.
Bob, please try to understand.
In the last few weeks
I've started
Well, that's good.
But I'm not going
That's bad.
And are we ready to order now?
Look, it's not just something
and an old boyfriend,
it's a whole way of life
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
Well, I'm sorry to say
Well, I'm sorry to say
It's shallow and tedious.
A different girl
You say something clever
she goes back home with you,
and you never see
What's the point?
Perhaps your salad
Whoa, whoa, hey, you're way off.
You're making this thing sound
Sir, sir, please,
Perhaps the goose pate.
Oh.
Oh.
Diana, this is no casual
Ours is already weeks
-Would you lower your voice?
Believe me, our sex life
to anyone's purian interests.
Why does a relationship
Why does a relationship
Because to end it with a trophy
I suppose, in your world,
to one's principles
for a minute and a half
In my world,
for two people
in a warm, loving, mature way.
Which translated means sex.
Yes, sex.
Sex.
[Bob] Sex.
At least I'm not making
But you, the way you lead me
and knowing all this time
I hate celibacy.
Wait a minute.
Oh, who are you kidding?
What do you think,
I'm gonna wait around
What are you crazy?
Well, I'd be crazy
I'd rather wait
Like a piece
Oh. Oh, so you think
You bet I do.
What if I told you,
that I wasn't with you
What if I told you
The same case you were
two minutes ago?
You believed that?
See, my strategy was working.
Shallow. Hm?
While I was seeing
to find out your weak spots
do I know your weak spots.
And I yours.
Bob, I'll see you in court.
Bob, I'll see you in court.
Right. And may the best man win.
Right. And may the best man win.
[dramatic music]
[sighs]
[man] She might have
Thank you.
Thank you.
Who is here for the plaintiff?
[clears throat]
I am, Your Honor. Warren Krantz.
And for the defendant?
You'd better pay attention.
the Mr.
I'm sorry, Your Honor.
I'm for GJS construction.
I'm for GJS construction.
Will both of you
I'll be with you
What are you trying to do, huh?
Make the Guinness Book
longest female hold-out ever?
Well, you're already in it
meaningless relationships.
-Oh, yeah?
Would you hold it down, please?
Would you hold it down, please?
Counselor, I asked you
Yes, Your Honor. I'm sorry.
Are the officers of the GJS
-Yes, they are, Your Honor.
They're the ones who want
what he wants to do to me.
Do you mind?
Mr. Gifford?
Oh, yes, I'm sorry, Your Honor.
Um, Mr. Gimari and Mr. Sparkman
are the chief executive officers
Did you file this motion
Yes, I did, Your Honor.
This is
Mr. Gifford,
but I'm afraid I'm going to have
and grant
Oh, thank you.
You didn't hear what I said.
No, no I didn't. Sorry.
Preliminary Injunction granted
Adjourned!
Adjourned!
Well, you lost,
you can still make
Mm-hm.
[knock on door]
All right. Okay, so I blew one.
Big deal. Disbar me.
Bob, it was just
You didn't blow the case.
[Bob] Oh, who cares?
Oh, I see.
This is serious.
This is serious.
Very serious.
Very, very serious.
Oh, it's not her either.
Really? What then?
I don't know. I don't know.
Maybe it's our whole
Maybe it's our whole
Hmm.
Maybe it's
Maybe it's
in an alienated society.
Mm.
Maybe, just maybe
Who knows?
Well, if you decide
and go to bed,
give me a call.
I do this thing
it'd drive you insane!
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
[instrumental music]
[glass shatters]
You're much shorter
So, you must feel pretty good
No, you feel terrible.
Cut it out, professor.
Cut it out, professor.
Go take
Falling in love, eh?
Well, congratulations.
I think.
Got a problem?
Diana!
Fish, salmon,
they look at each other.
Boom! Bam! Boom!
They don't need to read a book.
They don't people telling them
They don't people telling them
Be a fish, Diana.
Go for a swim.
People are not fish, professor.
Sure. I know that.
I'm using fish as an allegory.
If I would tell you a story
do you think
do you think
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]
[indistinct chatter]
[indistinct chatter]
So excited.
I think I have him
You do.
You do.
I'll bet I can guess
Now don't tell me.
Now don't tell me.
Steve and, um, Aries.
Of course not.
What do you mean?
I mean, it's all kind of shallow
I mean, it's all kind of shallow
What is?
The game we play?
I say something
take you back to my place,
take you back to my place,
and never see you again.
What's the point?
I thought that was the point.
[instrumental music]
[music continues]
Diana, wake up.
You're supposed to be
You're supposed to be
"Save-the-whale" rally!
Oh, gosh. What time is it?
Oh, gosh. What time is it?
I think I just did.
Oh, I see you're in uniform.
Yeah. I'd better get some sleep.
Yeah. I'd better get some sleep.
[line buzzing]
[engines revving]
[tires screeching]
Well, well,
Hi.
What are you doing out
Nothing. Just driving around.
Well, we go someplace,
Well, we go someplace,
married, gas, something.
married, gas, something.
Okay. What?
I just wanted to see
You gotta admit,
you know, a proposal
Oh! Yeah, it's...
You want to follow me?
for breakfast alfresco.
Okay.
[horns honking]
[instrumental music]
Well, when you said
I didn't know you meant
Hmm.
I always like to try out
How can you eat one of those
Are you kidding?
These breakfast burritos
These breakfast burritos
Hm.
It's also beyond edible.
Ew! I think I'll stick
Bob.
I'm sorry about the other day
Not about winning,
you had to lose.
Oh, it's all right.
Besides,
That's only a preliminary loss.
Well, I'm glad to see you
Well, I'm glad to see you
If this is any indication
just fine.
Hmm. Don't people usually kiss
Not after a breakfast burrito
Well, now that we got that out
Well, there's really
isn't there?
Hmm. I know.
[laughing]
Meet my parents.
[chuckles]
Good, darling. Fine.
Good, darling. Fine.
Yes, we'll see you
Yes, we'll see you
Bye bye.
[humming]
[laughing]
That was Diana.
She wants to bring
Oh, it really must be serious.
What's his name?
that dumped her.
Walker Kellogg.
[sighs]
[sighs]
You will try to be civil,
Diana wants Bob to see
Diana wants Bob to see
looks like.
Really? What's she bringing him
[instrumental music]
[man] You're nuts.
[man] You're nuts.
Now you're going
for heaven's sake?
[Bob] Oh, maybe I want
[man] What? What have I got?
A subscription
[Bob] Baby life?
[Bob] Baby life?
[man] Yeah,
[Bob] Well, you got a wife
[man] I know. I know.
[man] I know. I know.
Meeting her parents?
It's not right, Bob.
-[Bob] Selfish?
What have I got left
To dream about?
Please, Bob,
Bob. Bob.
Bob!
[telephone ringing]
Hello?
Diana, should I wear a jacket
Or maybe just a tie, huh?
What do you think?
Bob, will you stop worrying?
My parents
Wear whatever you want.
Wear whatever you want.
I've never met
[chuckles]
Well, they're very nice.
You're probably right.
I'm making more of this
All right, I'll settle down.
I'll talk to you later, okay?
Okay.
Hm.
-It's one of those, huh?
All right, all together now.
One, two, three.
Goodbye, Bob.
Yeah, bye. Oh, wait a minute!
Should I bring something?
Maybe I could bring
That'd be nice, wouldn't it?
Well, either one
But, Bob, don't bring
My folks might be hungry.
Talk to you later.
Come on.
[Bob clears throat]
[Martha] I'm warning you...
Mom, we're here.
[Wally] Hi, hon.
Your mother
Just make yourselves
Okay.
Bob, come on.
All right,
All right,
I don't see
I don't see
We're going to have
Tonight, is not eventually.
But why can't we--
I want you not to be your old
Me argumentative?
You name me one case where I...
You name me one case where I...
You name me one case when I'm--
I'm warning you if you do
I'm warning you if you do
that girl's happiness,
I will not have to get
If I do one thing. Oh, boy.
[Martha] Now, very recently,
of Norway
a body that was over 4000 years.
Uh, 40.
Oh, yeah, 40,000 years old.
And it was in such a state
that it still had
Now, what do you think
They discovered
which certainly belies
Totally inconclusive argument.
Argumentative.
[Wally] Then Professor Conner
[Martha] Oh, darling,
what Professor Conner--
[Wally] Oh, yes they do.
[Wally] Oh, yes they do.
He pointed to the skeleton's
Ilium.
Oh, right, ilium, ilium.
l'Arc de Triomphe.
[laughing]
[laughing]
[Wally] There's an anecdote
They do something
Oh, darling, I don't think
in the annual rice festival.
I, I think we should
and go in the other room.
What do you say? Okay? Come on.
Let's go.
There's something I always
This is a thank you letter
Yes, he was thanking her
for Adelaide Stevenson.
[laughing]
Come on, I'll show you
What other kind are there?
-[Wally] Surprise.
What?
Nothing is going on.
Fine?
I've never seen the two of you
Oh! Yes.
Well...
Well, you're right.
Here, you know your father.
I'll see if I can get him
[Wally] Is that a beauty?
You see, Bob, the Howatap tribe
Oh, dear, don't you think
a chance?
-We?
-We?
Now, Bob, tell us a little
Diana tells me
Oh, well, yes,
Oh, well, yes,
You have
Eventually, I might like
Eventually, I might like
Oh, well, that's wonderful.
Now,
tell me what are your
Um, well, I don't have any
either way.
[sighs]
Just like my husband.
She thinks she's a liberal
a day off
on a "Poncho Villa Day." Ole!
All right, now I know something
Now, what's going on?
Nothing.
What do you mean
Then why are you
Acting? Acting? Wow.
Who do you think we're fooling?
who are about to get a divorce.
Oh, oh.
Wally.
-Divorce?
-Divorce?
After 30 years...
out of nowhere, all of a sudden,
She doesn't even ease in to it
with a "You're not
sort of... Nothing.
Mother,
Well, what can I say?
Should I lie to you
Your mother seems to feel
And that I am standing
discovering her new self.
Now why would I do a thing
I wasn't too happy
Well, you see now,
That's just what
If that's not boring,
I don't believe
You can believe it.
Maybe I shouldn't be here.
No, no. No, please.
Now, you see what you've done.
What I've done?
No, no. No one's done.
I just thought
in the privacy--
No, Bob, please, you stay.
No, no. Uh, um...
No, no. Uh, um...
Wally, I'll...
You'll be sorry
[Wally] No, I won't.
Why are you doing this now?
Well, you want me to move out.
interrupted anecdote.
[Martha] Shh, lower your voice.
They'll hear everything you say!
-[door thuds]
[clears throat]
[instrumental music]
I really think we should leave.
I'm sort of
Well, how do you think I feel?
So embarrassed I could die.
Yeah, they're your parents.
You probably know them
I hate it when you do that.
-What?
-What?
Diana, look, I came here, I ate,
and I think it's time to leave.
Oh, now that I come
you want to leave?
Come on.
So, it fell a little short
A little.
Can't say as I
Oh, well, that's typical.
Take the man's side.
-Diana, now come on.
You're right, I'm sorry.
to touch you.
For a moment, I forgot who it is
For a moment, I forgot who it is
God, I didn't submit
Thank God I didn't submit.
-Oh!
Uh, it's very nice
Well, it was a pleasure for me
Well, it was a pleasure for me
-Are you leaving, Bob?
Oh, yes,
Could you give me a lift?
Um...
-Sure, sure.
Let me help you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
[instrumental music]
[sighs]
Can I fix you
When were you planning
When were you planning
Uh, we were just...
waiting until the right moment.
Mother, tonight
Oh, Diana, please.
What happened?
Did you just wake
Did you just wake
"I want to be a new person?"
Now, you sound
Well, I am sorry.
But I'm trying to understand.
But I'm trying to understand.
I think I should fix you
[instrumental music]
[indistinct chatter]
-How old are you, Bob?
Thirty-five? And Single?
Thirty-five? And Single?
[laughs] Keep it that way.
I probably shouldn't say that
No, that's right.
My daughter is a wonderful girl.
Yeah, she is.
But from what I've seen
and lecture halls
a man would be crazy
Yeah, you're right. Crazy.
I probably shouldn't say that
Oh, no. Go ahead, say that.
I mean, you know I got to live,
Well, you see. There it is.
I haven't been in a place
I wouldn't know what to say.
Say what you said 30 years ago.
-Yeah?
Hi.
You gonna vote
Same answer I got
Yeah, see? You haven't lost it.
Lemon chicken Bob Gifford.
Hey. You used to be quite
Uh, I'd like you to meet...
Professor Dawson?
Just like thirty years ago,
Just like thirty years ago,
[chuckles]
Nice to meet you, uh, professor.
-Well...
-Well...
at my place.
No, no, no, no, I don't wanna
The living.
Believe me, it's all right.
Believe me, it's all right.
Hmm.
No, no, I did enough to louse up
No, no, I did enough to louse up
I can't for the remember
what it was I did,
what it was I did,
but I did something.
Okay, you stay in my place,
It's nearby. Here are the keys,
Address is on this card.
Get some sleep.
I will get some.
[instrumental music]
Oh, boy.
[car honks]
Professor Dawson!
Sophia Theodore. Remember?
I'm in one of your classes
I have you or you have me?
Well, I mean, there are
Well, I mean, there are
in that lecture section.
Yeah, don't you remember I came
Yeah, don't you remember I came
about my mid-term grade and--
Oh, yes, you were
Oh, yes, you were
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, yes, yes.
Where are you off to?
Well, I'm just on a way
at the beach.
Well, hop in,
and you can finish telling me
about the Inu tribe of Japan.
You know what they do
during rice festival?
-Yes.
That's a weird place
[laughing]
I'll finish the story.
Oh, I'm all talked out.
♪ De-de-de-da-da-da-da ♪
It's a pretty tune.
Pop sang it for me one time.
Your father used to sing to me.
When we first fell in love,
we spend a weekend
Then we just didn't get
He used to sing to me quite--
He used to sing to me quite--
-Mother
Bob and I haven't done that.
Oh. I bet all daughters
♪ Da-da-da ♪
♪ Da-da-da ♪
I'm beginning to think this
whole moral imperative thing
is really, uh, foolish.
is really, uh, foolish.
♪ Da-da-da ♪
♪ Da-da-da ♪
And I think
♪ Da-da-da ♪
[Diana humming]
Hope dad is all right.
[laughing]
You don't have to worry
I'm sure
[laughing]
Oh, I love your hallway.
Yeah.
Um, so cute.
Um, so cute.
So, I think this is it.
[laughing]
You know you've always been
-Hmm.
I should get that phone.
I've got to get the door first!
[moaning]
There's still no answer.
Well, he's probably still
No, they should have
And I'm worried about daddy.
Oh, you don't have to worry
He's perfectly safe.
Boring, but safe.
It's awfully dark in here!
Yeah, it gets the way
Professor Dawson.
Nice.
Yeah. I mean, thank you.
It looks kind of familiar.
Oh, well,
Oh, well,
Sure, I'll have a--
Tequila would be fun.
Tequila would be fun.
Tequila? Uh, the bar.
Where is the stereo?
Uh, in the stereo area!
Uh, in the stereo area!
Right. Right.
Right.
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]
Gosh, I could have sworn
Gosh, I could have sworn
No, no. Deja vu.
[glasses clang]
[gulps]
[sighs]
So we won't get interrupted.
Probably wouldn't have been
Probably wouldn't have been
Yeah?
Where's the bedroom?
Oh, ha. Ha. Ah.
Well, now it's busy.
Now, I bet he's trying
Can I borrow your car?
Absolutely!
But, is this something
But, is this something
Well, I think
Well, I think
to roll with the punches.
Or duck and get out of the way.
Oh, thank you, mother.
Oh, you're welcome, daughter.
I'll call you.
Call me.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Good luck.
[instrumental music]
[gulps]
Now, I'm gonna show you
Now, I'm gonna show you
why I think my B
I don't know why you didn't.
I would have raised yours.
[music continues]
[phone beeps]
[phone beeps]
Now let's just get you
Now let's just get you
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yeah? So I've got a father
Yeah, well, if he did
what I'm doing with you,
he wouldn't get beyond that age.
he wouldn't get beyond that age.
He'd feel the same
You know... Oh, God. I can't.
Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
[humming]
[piano music]
Who is that playing the piano?
Who is that playing the piano?
[piano music continues]
Bobby!
No wonder this place
Sophia, what are you doing here?
Well, I'm just here
Daddy!
Diana?
I want you to meet Sophia.
She's here protesting her grade.
She's here protesting her grade.
This is so sick.
She doesn't seem too friendly,
[door thuds]
[door thuds]
[engine revving]
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll just be a minute.
[instrumental music]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[Diana giggling]
[pouring]
[pouring]
Oh.
You know,
You know,
Biff.
Hm?
Biff.
Biff.
[laughing]
[laughing]
Bees do it.
Birds do it.
Even educated squid do it.
So.
Come on, Bart.
Biff.
Let's do it.
[Diana giggling]
[Bart] Why are you
[door thuds]
Oh, my God. No.
You're right. No.
You're right. No.
-No?
-[Dee] Nothing happened?
-Something happened.
I learned how to say
I learned how to say
in six different languages,
including me Inu dialect
including me Inu dialect
Is that right?
Who are you?
Dee.
-I live here.
We have no visitors here.
For being a such a good sport
and nice enough to come
I'm not gonna let you
-Really?
I forgot.
You forgot?
I made a promise to myself.
You made a promise to yourself?
I don't do this anymore
I don't do this anymore
You girls are crazy.
[door thuds]
We have to begin
Go ahead, Mr. Crantz.
Thank you, Professor.
Gentlemen, as you know tomorrow
So today, we're gonna be going
Reviewing... Dr. Dawson!
I'm sorry, Mr. Zackal.
Dr. Sloman, Dr. Zakar...
We don't have time.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm sorry I'm late.
-Are you all right?
Are you sure?
Professor, I'm fine. I'm fine.
[gasps]
I'm sorry,
but you were supposed
but you were supposed
on the lobster.
That's right.
If you'd rather someone else
No, that's fine. Thank you.
It'll be very good for our case.
Most men relate emotionally
Much more than with algae.
Thank you, Doctor.
Excuse me, Professor.
Gifford, how are you?
I don't know
Well, I will only be a moment.
I apologize for interrupting,
Please, go away.
Please, go away.
Diana, just give me a moment
There is nothing you have to say
Just please go away.
Uh, Don't point
unless you intend to use it.
unless you intend to use it.
Diana, what you saw last night
I know that.
You can't... You do?
My father called
Well, then
No, it's not.
-What?
I could see that
Well now, wait a minute.
I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna
[Diana] You see?
[Bob] What are you
[Bob] What are you
[Diana] You're smug.
Last night,
is disintegrating
before my very eyes,
he has a "Yes, I told you so"
-Smug.
It's true.
You know what?
You're the one who's afraid
Well, that's ridiculous.
But true.
You twist everything
I care about winning.
I'll see you in court.
[instrumental music]
That's all we needed.
You had to get him mad.
[dramatic music]
[piano music]
Hi.
Sorry, I'm late.
appellate decisions.
Come here.
Well, it's nice to see
Test me.
Okay.
We use a system of rewards.
You get a piece
and I give you...
a...
a...
Reward.
You got a sample question right,
All right.
with Coastal Zone Commission
with Coastal Zone Commission
I counter with Applegate
And if they hit that
And if they hit that
Corpus delicti?
Dead fish.
Ah, tricky. Very tricky.
I sight Markus
I sight Markus
its interpretation
of nineteen fifty-three.
Ah, good.
And now what about
that scientific verification's
I'd object.
I'd object.
I wouldn't.
So?
Come and get your final reward.
[instrumental music]
I'm sorry.
[man] Everyone, please rise.
Please face the flag.
In the presence of the flag
emblematic of the constitution
and recognizing the principle,
by which is stand this Honorable
is now in session.
The Honorable Amelia Mecardo,
Please be seated.
Please be seated.
Item one.
Item one.
CV dash eighty-two dash eight
The Coastal Commissions
is the same kind of thing
It's absolutely perfect.
[man] There are some
[man] Council, please state
[Warren] Warren Crantz.
I'd like to call Dr. Dawson
Rocky base but--
Uh, you will have to speak up,
Uh, you will have to speak up,
I'm sorry. I...
I, uh, said that a silt bottom
isn't a well,
You need a landfill.
Take your time, Doctor.
Snap out of it.
Hmm? What?
You've got them on the run.
You've got them on the run.
Oh, yeah, right.
Construction make normally
subjected to disruption
Say we object.
Well, yes, that's true.
What for?
He's leading the witness.
Your Honor, I object.
Your Honor, I object.
Counsel is leading the witness.
Sustained.
Dr. Dawson, just take your time
what you felt
of this proposed construction.
Come on, Diana. You can do it.
I can't.
[indistinct chatter]
[Amelia] Of course you can.
If you can't continue,
until you've composed yourself.
until you've composed yourself.
Diana!
Your mom and dad.
Young woman,
Young woman,
Sorry, Your Honor.
[gavel strikes]
This court is limited
with only one case at a time.
It will be a five minute recess
while Dr. Dawson
I trust that will be
Oh, yes. Thank you.
Court recess.
Mother. Oh, daddy, I'm so happy.
Mother. Oh, daddy, I'm so happy.
I can't believe you
Well, not everything, almost.
Enough.
You remember your mother
You remember your mother
even if I do get a trifle boring
And I get a bit too demanding.
I mean, how can I turn my back
I mean,
you'll work it out, right.
-Right.
Oh, I'm so glad.
[gavel strikes]
Now, to refresh your memory,
you were going to tell the court
what you felt
of the proposed construction.
Yes, I'd like to do that now.
Too many people
from responsibility
from responsibility
our natural resources,
against plunder,
and polluters like these men
and polluters like these men
You want to know the harm
would bring for our--
You could rip her apart
with Monterey Maritime.
Yeah. I know, I know. Wait.
[Diana] Sub tidal
distortion of our barrier reef,
distortion of our barrier reef,
of our marine flora and fauna.
Your Honor,
these men endanger
and our oceans.
The balance of nature
[people applaud]
[people applaud]
[gavel strikes]
[Amelia] Order!
in this court?
Your witness.
Miss Dawson,
I'm gonna ask you.
Please take your time
and remember
Miss Dawson...
do you love me?
Objection. Irrelevant.
To you, maybe not to me.
[indistinct chatter]
Order.
Order in this court.
Don't worry, he knows
-No.
I don't think so.
[Amelia] Will this court
There was a question earlier
Not that question.
Do you love me?
Counselor,
Counselor,
That's not the issue here.
She's right.
Your Honor, I think it...
Your Honor, I think it...
You see...
I love her.
So owing to a potentially
and wishing to remain impartial,
I request the court's indulgence
to turn this case over
I'm withdrawing.
[piano music]
[gavel strikes]
Order!
Now I hope these bozos
to excavate so much
My defense rests.
Bob...
thank you.
You never did answer
Am I still under oath?
I love you.
[chuckles]
[instrumental music]
♪ Except for all
♪ And crazy days ♪
♪ And crazy days ♪
♪ The 100 doubts
♪ In twice as many ways ♪
♪ Not counting
♪ Not counting
♪ You hope are just a phase ♪
♪ Love is easy ♪
♪ Love is easy ♪
♪ Love is easy ♪
♪ Love is easy ♪
♪ Love is easy ♪
♪ Love is easy ♪
[instrumental music]
[music continues]
[instrumental music]
Not Just Another Affair (1982)
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